WWW W.N ' -V I v Jftl slnsf Itntox. Oi coin nil one year, tH).(Hi One-half, column, one year, R'.MHt One-fonrth column, one year, lo.iio One auttaro (t linml 1 insertion "A JCtrery additional Insertion, 60 Frotcsaional Hn lines c.rds"ol not more than i Ihios, per yar( U.fto Auditor, hteculor, Administrator and .Assignee Notices, , JWMnaX notion per line, to All transcieiit advertising leas than o mourns in Mini a line. All advertisements Tor a ahnrtcr pe riod 1 1 rati one year are pnvablo nt tin Mme tlioy aro ordered, ami il not piiir lie person ordering llicni will je iichl; jsqotisible for tho mouov. Poot v y It'i't nil, bins l.wt hri 1, 1 10 :o' .;' e .;,il'.v.-.. t a . i ! f ji -IjM eye; l.ht .-o'tiry niw 'liliio l.'ou hu.id o.i bb:i- Fif ut !,! an.' ni.ited ittiiud! o'::crd lu.' I 1 oil of too n:. To !.ok rite le.uyle of i.y (i!o.. tllOtl'jt Thou hast the jewe' i wli'ch t'v in' . i' in t w -ouir, l.-auer lui'.ti fT. 't'.iiii! Thou a' t on- Ho- '-. Y. 'x'.i jv j .;, K. .'i.iu,j before j,.'c..t N . it: a ..i! ty ahrliie; Tor .i.eVho vo.V. .ie 0m '.j. i 1 l.i i'l.'.'e, Vorpread Ue ele 11..I fi . Kven lie M'e Ho'.i-en c'' ", fc :'..'. i t.cj . e ;o '.: ....u . a ii l'"eo, W ' -P or- hj ., e 1 -.; w. 3 To give the "u.vi .-e'ef. Mi..'iity r. iio-.ijf ;!iv i: rt; Dd; t tbo'i, iti'U o 0 '. lull'. J'e niu'ii t'.:- e. i 11 ! i. ip.i, .. ".li," to kttvy, Uy 1 lie it j.i wo .' "i 111 .nl! n.l ; on 1 ;i.t i!t?l ve '1 1 ie e. n.i io il 1 1 1 i.y I'.ivet h juire tio' '; 'I hoi: cuusf 11 " .) '.,ie c o"N ' ven ro'.'-.i. Amt.'e fin ,. .11 , j i.j oin T.io-I bet on 1. o 4.' 1. 1.) '(I t j e. Kii w. i'il iu.1 "i - . i'.;3 o e- .t L.. H I. j .! I I 'D, Tiion r. - : I ,o 1 t'ltf e'".i. d . O ) "--ai 1 J I rf t . .t'.:o" ;li.Iieo.i.io UtP , 1... tv vl ua d : t ue . Viiy wo i'.h.'.'j .1 .o.'.u ij Xo t;i1 Tho: c . t AV.e e .ie 'ic ' P7 oV . it 1 c 0. e, w. vo 11. 1 .a. j o." o )j .' 3 .; ovvi! .; A. id t!:e t'i :.o . 1 t'.;.i t "..1;: 1: nnili'l..'e. 1 aia.voil. e l.-o.i: wevt !.! , . )- ot er li'B . it n.i ; ,, ' tilH I 1 t.'.l i-i it. 1 . iu ii- u. ..ri"., t- u. t!i -.1 . t 1 1... 1 . .... .1.. .....t. A lit ..( ,t- . . lilt, tVH' it- It, .io'mvl o 1, t .'.u ,vvi', f..: ev.'i'!!, T.t.. !t . ..... .t .. :. I ' - t t. t.in ' ii ;i -i .f ;.i-t,ii ni-h . A i'l i.e l:i .'j in '. I 'ovt 1 t'i- ; v. 1 p.ilj 1 .. 1 the ii''.i,; li.;'i :. AVe t :ove '0J0' ''; . . i.e , t n'r i"d r. c e 1 15- vo 1 .0 '.;o lie-. i-.t-tSv- l'.. v. 3 ti, :, Tne .v..Y. en i." ',. :,u '. tl.);;, bile tiiedl! : Io .' ! -iow.i, And the ve..,;:et 11.11 ot".iiii. '.e.' jj.-Vo the iou':;' !:n...l a c.'ov.i.. Tlio boat we.i ,1 . . : 1 .1 , c!.u i i:,", will e to the d i ' eni.ijt nliy, I o vne ai a I love.'. . .. Ufw.-eiH, tiie ', i. -lie, , o.:j j.i ni 1 1 3 -.oil 40 uio.'j: :-i -ve .. f i : 40c i.ee; AVi. . . to. o 1,-ovo '.m C re r ::d l-iie 1. .iiiV i:lii3'i; vy'I eutii' mev I, vh ' 'it l!o..-.!. Three Cm dens. T h bu -da.i of :f? -Ho m o' ; IS ron n'rujf'.: : i'o.- ..ctoi os I ''1 doo.i. o! Cy 1 .0 H-.tjt ..-v.. ' -, A khip of Ijjeou. I y On l.o. .uy .tea, T' e bi'rJ'?n"of Iive A b: 'jbt morn, '"' t look its loveliest at It d iwn, "i 'ur hiid icue'e. 'leeu bornj for oo drive iu!..vii of uiUivy O'er d.vrkened sea. T.K) bu.'dpn of Clll-tHr Rllmllli.. iunri A loiiii'ii;- and love thro' lottm years A firm, faithful front to nil fear ( Then Klorloiit eterulty Of golden ne.i. Yards l.i a Milt. Mile in KugUoJ or Anjorica, 1.7G0 Mile la Rasaia, 1,133 jmU Mil la lUly, 2,490 yardg. Milo io Saotlaoil or Irolaod, 2,230 Jrdt.. Mile in Portland, 2,103 yurda. iVile Q Spaio, 5,02 yard Mila io Oertaany, 5,80 yrda. , Mi ia SweJda aaJ Doomurl, "--13 ytrd. Mile ia Huoji-ary, 8,8)3 y.it dd. A leagaaia Eo-tU-U aud Aaieiit.. 8-W3iarlr , ; . All lllohaililA all ntlf it t.f rmkl.. wyar. Vt tbeyaro all fv8 uiilna, VOL.19. MlDDLEBtJRG, SNYDER 4 COUNTY, To Disbands. Abvays crnplai't of being ('.red and remombor that uobo.ly U t ,ets lire. I. Voitf wife sliiuU always Irivo r. lylhing in reilijeij far y 1 1, bit jrjtt siii'i a;t d auyiliiuj fv Vh"i rmr wife s';s for money ive bar 11 uickh', mid U her wbut slit ii'nads io dj wil'u it. Then go do,u '.o''.'!! nod upend ten li nun tlio a uo.n'. tu( ci.,. :. fni tbet p.o oeee"nii v. i (Io dii towu of nn en.'r'i. tttUad s on nd 011 tlm cuiiitr 1 i o 1 t-$ 1 1; 4 iu 1 a u Mm to fcli'.' at hoin j w tli yjnr family. ClM-e your ifo uoj t o-'hIo IvH jo Cua tiiiu all lb v irus )n j like. IIho 5onr wiN up nn.l iim1' r ee. but don I roil wl up nnlil ' h xi m" the fa u.ijf ar. e.nui bruik- J .i t, ii yon milit lke T'llJ. W,.,' o' I c'o.bi-n ni' l 11 ' e y i'r i'V uulidyaa j-ohit i' uu,il y'-i-wifu'e beallh hi In, thou wo tl i '.ie IicrI to G c up eoiue, 101' in n'l 0 'n iii'n you will waat ao. . 1 tie : uo'.io. Ilae n.ni'e for ov;' -1m y y 11 u.-t, but tr;' r id get 11 fiowa 01 iid.'o.u rr c!i 7 .V'..t.' Ii 11 t jMpma Mil wii mm VViiat 'Jin H-'.Ij.'VV.o. N'i)i 1)D ill 0110 of : lie Pii i police 0 ui I a w.)rliiu:i 1 nccne 1 of DKlinrjf a piiirof t.oiMHn was din o!ia:-ji!ii, on the tironnl lint 'lie" v .not U-j it evi.loi . 0 !V'li!iHii h " t, i',t '' le 11 l'"p'l """'w '. I' il' . u Lie p. Iso ifci1 4 1) .inli of iv h:n iic.jni.l.il bad bivii nnnonnp.n'. I'lie lnwyiT who bad o mdncleJ bi dolfiiiie, nbei vin? t J it. bo di 1 imt m ive, ii.foiinod bin '.i't im wn f.ee to j,o about r.a ' I- if he h:ul imy. t.io i'c h' i. "'i h' !) -ly. b.ii, C I uit b i ' . 1. II v lb' t'li e, no oih-?? cis.i b iin 0.1 IninJ In- co.i.t wjs uovly omplv. A'uo tioiUMa.n him j bn dofo't'lt'.' in-rjii'.-rd with d'Miie i -i if.i'.ion. -".vliv tbo doneo be did uotnt npn.i I 0'" "'! p lii! 1 w.it a uio'ii'iiil, pliMMo" i-ep el I ho slen.UiiHt fit' cr. ' and !l iuu whiipot' n yor. 0 , I c Vt till nil tho witnoMso for tho pi m. .in'iji imvo lif? i! 0 court. ' "An I -bv. 1111 v I -' '!" "J-' O .1 of .lit; .Htolcii o e: i''ju't yo'l 1:111V itmid.''' " ! t n-'-t'iie 'l.v I d no: no l -iB Hid What ah 1 -t t'.io r..." ..!ytl.'. ;o . e 11 oiti No. Sir. A iii-tn who Hoo.oit'l 1.1 o.t i aud nt loait Ht'i'tu fe -t ': ; poli o - ii'il oil Woo I n: 1 1 Uttlroii and oxfite l!y ho .1 : I wis turning I'm e . '.bore abont tan il .. i.h . ;j foil d )WU." "Yes fo.l dowii " r.".-.il oor. "as royone a i! jbt li iiir ivi v.. . I t rao for falling down ' 'Xo, sir. ' "IPo!!, tbeydid i.iv'tn'o 1 11 do. ea of tbe u. Wuon I ,. it i- i out fellow was bua'' g to a Ja.. p post aad lambing at if be wj.id d e, aiu ajothor was " -fei- hi I hi! Thjy oouldu'tholp itbo I bo ! . t'a i 'io f.uiDiest aij,'bt i 1 tbe wo ' I '. ' "AaJ yo.i, to), 1I1 u yo you ata lii,u'i' o.. I srawloj ou the pivotait 1' 'T-yeu eia'i bulp i't uo! ho ! bo 1" "Yoa, a publia o. jur, a J luiu.t to injury, do you t" ".Vo-not that bul -bid La! ba! I ran imsgiue just bow you wa'dop- o 1 that ioy .pot 1 Us too fuuuy for -ha 1 ba I baP "Sir, I'll report you " "Yes, I know, but bo 1 bo 1 bo I ' "1'il buve you diaminiod " , "I kuow it of oouibo but o-o-ol:! ho I ho I bo I" The long-leffged oiio made a iusL for tbe City Hall and eutnred tbe iffioe of tbe Chief of Police just as ibat geotleiaao was hub'ug at leiuark made by a visitor. "Aad you've beard of it aad ere oitckliug to !'' yelled tbe Iod-'.u;;- ed maa with great iodiuutlou. od be turned and walked out with hie face as red as a toy wajoo e.i 1 uis logs as stiJ as crow-bai s Pennylaou ranks fifth ia tbe nurdor list for 18S1, SI aiurdors tave bvea onuoittel within ber juris liet'oo J uiuif the year just lioiel W boat Mil. itti'i, aod are izbt oa tba beuU'of Texas. On Sa il McJi hap;1;. "Yea, I nlvvnyn ninl;e a' rcactico of ending noinn pr fftm ly n Tliinlc. giving tilr'joy," n bfimrolunt jjnnt w enyin fo hie K'ocor, uud eli:iU want an exti : one this wi-ck. Ym, must male nt K-.it one mill Lnji ' Ah I JIi nn ble y.) i t" '! 1 Ollt A IIIIIU Will) lllll tlCHII IIBliill Hit piice of oiiione, tln-n yon me tin il in l.o Bent tiia tbo lull ey !mi j mr t ' "li 1 lint o r I'm wem living on elintr . I wnn, nnd l.iid up will) n linn 1O.1t and my wifo w.n iiculy diiad with the chilli-." "Wi-ll, I'm ;1 1 1 t i rnrt yon '11I1I iflil vwIl'ii'lil I i iritfi. Ilui Lit. I ' to 111 o d.'.ti rvi.ii-pnmon, nn I I'm jiii l yoii w r-i hi 1 l.i h i'p.'' 'Anil ah ill n tvor f.ir,"it you. I p ' ? iitti I;"- n.i at a r i1I j, ia'(e 1 1 1 tlirciul.lliin on bin, and ontnido cf a pint of wliinkcy ftu' u.y mil', t lul l 111 cnuti'Mi tobarco to liwt mo nix wet kit. All, may yon i nior know what it in to bo p-jor, ii ! ' '. 3 ti 1VI4.3 VS; . a..ty a Failure. V us .rd. 17 1 'UM iioon a mi.i '(,! pi.'d in o a .V.'iu hi ict-t 1. 11I1 r K.i.ip 'o ;;..t nhivcl. Whilo tho biilno tv.-t p?f.in iho Htcfl over his f ice. '.)' 111.: .1 lie ; 111 t i hIiu I tci:8. Thih I i i ; tin) n'tiMilion of tlio pro i . o' ti e nhopf bo diruc'.u I l mi 11 pu 1 " of 'ho r.'or to hi im i t! i .I : 111 it. As t.ie ni';ivo cua- "ii.-.-. 1 ,' ju mull's tciirs II )vo 1 nn- cp.-.h i'y, nn J I im barber coiitintie.i to who", bis tool, I'cc isiouuliv cniii;;. 1 ' ii nn I s:.ivi:i a dbcnt ly m p.'ii'.i!u to aiviVo. i'o lim uf- -'!i' '1 of his 0 Ht'ini". -!. Wo r 10 n in t in bi'st r.Kirsin o lop, si i." a r I t'l'i u: 11 wii'i lln I Umr cup. "Yoiirf.i-j m.ist bu ven toudur. loes it piin you itncli T'' 'A r.i.ir pi.n inu ! I i 1 1 1 h i;i- )0S0 I'l-.t II III "I Will ;4 111. i) l-.l JU;ll I'll) TM' H I 11:; !i'l Hi' .'' ..'.11 h.ivj .li , 1 '... 1 V 1 I ; 1 1 ie- I .1 . Iiok 1. 'I - '- !o Cii iM i' oil',' . ) 11 ' : V. ,.t. AiiOwie.1 'itv Cmii 1 on;, ne'il. .c' iho n : :i l.v w'a lliu 11.0 bi l iifiivy iiio.jr... lo Mieln! for l hi uavi." 'I it I ' 1 t f'l ''OIJIMP ill," s ii 1 the b. : be . h.'iI , "1 i-eve:' bbc I a i;)-o's p :' :!, w ten bis iitt.'l's b it.d lown. Ujtn-i il ujj'sio.i 1. , iir.d nun ; e y mr leara with iiiiiih eiiii mollies .'U-Ia.v uiyso f Fojr. bv thuuJj t ni I Ii-. Pa", of Aiik. . al n, tucoiiilv ed il'.f, li'vi 'g .'or li . oy yo. 18 ro:,iii'dod d',)U lioiia, iu ila mily a. jHii's .. p. al loo.il it 'I'm i inn, -.' -"1 i oil:;od by a its kol ton Iimdv (O take i I pi! e'ii"..0 Ji ; o iipon 'Ion, be bis tt'iistol m 1st In 'ha fioo 1 nd co 'at mt nppl c 1 01 of a,itis .p ten, a id w'lf.j t'jo'f e c il iv.u nit ii.is bee i adopted " out the tl t, au 1 boeu com'ii'oo ) w ihj t I 0 j 'se'im n -tr 1 1 b's sjKIjio 8iou bl.ul p-'lsoa' g euaito. Iu riinaeqiuuce of the fi 1 pov v.- w'licb sait po.eitL-e in preventing tbe pa: 01. iiii.e do- couiposilioQ of mo.;t and oluor or- 'u'o in.:ilea, lc. Dar hai often proari.boJ for il p. !iuria '.tie.ita lwijg fur away bom medioul aid the fietpiuot use of a rarle composud of a tablu-.pooufol or mote salt dis. solved u a tumbler of wate,-, givea ohilJmn who c innoi p;aigle a lea spooaful or two to d, ' i't occ.ulonal- ly. Adnlla to use t je j; . s'e as a piophylaotio, or preveutl e, iLieo or four time a dny. A Vlio-ijlibjl W 3. Wife, just returned fio u a shop-. p'og tour "Coma and sua what I've got fur you, Eiie.-e. ' Eugene "Ab, j.ist like you, darl ing, always thinkijg of me I'' lie a Rimei as b wife t j oo.i I be wrapping ood exposes some fine drawings from a neighboring igu bloya.d. HuabiaJ starts b-o aud ttcU'ms. excitedly t ''G.'iioio.is, l.aura I what il i y m bri lg those things bere for t" . T bnu.jhtl'iil wife "Well, E.igaae, I beavd you complui.t of feel'sg nn well tbis 100 oing, aod I l bought vou'd like to IjoIi at acux louib sloue jpaltwiue." " , 1 ,32 Soma or C -iIuM j'i Siyi.iQi t n:a nil ci'i nin il. Mint up and mind your Imsin"... Tiiii 14 bccfiiiMe yon are a j I'-lt-m, 'Tm a lie, Mr. Lij-ia jut 10 1 I'm tor. Corkhill (a woi xe tbnn nn ol 1 ho . The doctoie killed I'lOiidunt (Jar- ll.dd. I biilito tlenenil Artbnr in a f icinl or in 1 1' i'. I'oilcr, you h ive got a m 1,1: ',1 lik n n o, c it-Hih. t would lather bo hvi -c 1 ni n uinii lliiin nn piitte I ai a f ml. Arthur is I'ri-iidnnt of ilio Unilfd States mi I I in i.,ti L i 111 s , ' 'Ihiio i iio'l,inor viil -nr uho it I I this . 'Tit nil hi.h tone I. I wih on Ireo and eay terms wi.l A 1 1 Ii ti r. Jevnttnn I tho !ot. I lo-olvod to ioiuovh t ii pri'.i lent for 1 10 H.iko of i'jo Au011c.11. pnoplo. 'Ilmt'a fa'fo. You a:oa liurnnl a (lennrer. Vur nut a uiiscralilo, ly. nirf who'p. 1 espirct llie.o will bo nn net ol Clod to protect too .10 11 uither ll in or (hoolin. Ii 10 In' I nn Idea iu my honl foi lAVen'y ye.ir Hi il I hIiohI 1 b.i prcsi. dent of I lie 1'iii'i t! Mutes. I I. now the 1. 01. 1 1 nplovod 11 c I' . o bo wa"'o l tho hint incloi i 1! 1 .iu Imi I i-i ii,i fool, I t- .peft nn net of ! il I'i'.t wii, I. low II,:. c . Hil l and j try o ll of t.ie win do a to prolt-ct iiii. liio Wii Jji ;ics3. 1. en 11,'o.er s.vnii; bi-i nt'iiv t.o n d to CI: tii 'i-llorsvillo bo was in llieedro of I nt tluk. dins? 11i.1l S' nib o wiMiiiicis wiiici e iinI Ii o 11 ' init po nt lo .'.1, lie Kiiu ciil I'l'Voad. It i". a hliip d com..' i 110 11 tiiuo to nevi'ii miles wide, tvhici ia pe iiMialt .1 I'-re nn 1 lli :" by io:' !-, bnl iisdepths f.i ninli safe itttu uis lor Iho iv' 'c t 1'ioiial. f 1 1 - Hl'ipelit ai:d I lie f ' i. is II lonely lio'u nlon even t in benl ( i-1 v ),. 1 Irhaay 111 Initii 1.." pen ', Tim hoot of (Im .' 1 -i l.eini ' o o (l.o tla.k lliii lints iii 1, 00, id:it , 11. d ti e di 11. by III U'l' Isill Kll.ll.l) Ii IViS s tl.lil in till) d Iht IIS llO C, -iiSeS ' .0 Ili.'llWlt ' l'l I I't illl.) II i't 111- MM.:i::t I i'linii) is not 11 sp it n i t n m 11,, j ,i4W ty winua 010 t 1' I en tli ! leu ;lii of a I" ;! in til n 1 :!m iiiiielt. i ,i.,l hit who won! 1 In V. It'Otli I e !: 1 1. 1. ill il vs ; n t o,' s iiitili r. 1 H C 1V'. wholu ioi I I In s only to t: ly steps I 1 li -,hl or Ii ft. ;oilti ! I ho h : it s i 1 , !,. Virgin 1 Itl a Im. ior 1 f , nets. I't.) i.iways not ,1 t and Weio ki'o i.'o 11 111 hi.,' -it I lie i'! but iia they k. Ttod tllO e ' ll'UH I ... 11 .. 1 : . 1 1 . . 1 ... ..mj i.nri, iciiini 1,11 iii-iki a. in siiiu'U them with tl.'ith. Mel . nrs Ii vo beoii tl.'li.iii in t in i) bv hot pil'B lit, imvii to La b'M J ll lll IDHI) llllV ) 11) l l ) C . of H":lill ' s li i''o I. bv I'io in. I I in aud tln ie to b 1 drivmi a slciie. ntybildiiig 8 '! atiango lonuso iii josi o" tlio dnk woods. War would Ln '0 uvoidod il, but w . w it il . , ,u I tfo j l'.vorv an e of iho dark pole 1 ey 11. 'io nl: the tangled thiekuU uvo:y disinal n mm,) and bu ren kil'ill eo ion ! the bl i"..s uii 1 f oaus of voiin bid mm) and t jo '..avail of li.non bi.tle.l lli- o uny toll you tjit it is a s: igul if Htut for a ,;;app!o of euo- mot thitsung fir a en tii;, but biolory cannot paint tbe wo i-.li.css of even a peaceful rido tbiongb that desolate tract. M. Ji' v. Move Alontj, We find the following 81:3;;. c live article iu the cm rent iasue of the I'i'esnytariaii, P.datl and oot if you area sinner ir this lofpect t "Having elite ed a pew, umvn along 1 bo sure and move nloug. I'o not block up tbe end of the pew as if you diti not into, it .3 Lave any body else to enter it, or as if you were holding it for borne spjoial biun.ls. lo oot rise lo lot olbers iu but in ivo along 1 ml Ij .ve Hie pew in I vu.oaiyopuaaotbat tbey w,. koowj luej urn riuuuie. 11 Fe uomtug; s.x uas nve aiieauy iu ii, ao noi nie out iu formal procession to let one poor, scared womnu go to t'm f ir thor end, but move alouit aud let ber sit at the end next tbe aisle. It is not oeoessary now for a ftalwait nino to sit at tbe end 1 en J v to insb out and kill Iu bum, as ponaibly it was one. ' , A trauoe act.uii Wa iiDgm jour A nsleis watte Oue that will Dot be npiovluj. PA , EElUtUAUY J.8S2. tu-iully Tcm;2ia i, E ::3,t. 0 1 nb'i'pur of mi L , V, k W. lull ricu ly, iitrivihir imti I mi iutiml ionnliy or nit," niid Joutij old wlnlei.c nu.l Keiitli'iit'iii li-iii'Jt lylick ICiiichit.-r, th luhlfullv, 'bit not i'i'0 n liiiun iliitlor. Tim ) nn j J miuii.'Iiow theso imwi iipnn p im Imvilcf ni-liu I 1 1 his nmiHiui'o, an I niouii I an mvinl lit 0,' uiiivhrdu in iti lii-lpbi( him with tii! .r.iifii', J foiuiiiliou,'' noil -i'd jf-Hiil..i'd whi-k -Il i-k "IIoVh Hi it f" languidly inipiimd pi i.f nulih Itinii mi.) ol I in' in-lib-, li i - I'litniitiir in ui. .Inn l Aididi. , i,,c!i in ol Ion rout. 15. in of .1 i ;, -Ii iniiiir-, lit 1,1.1 i) ni ile I tlio Ii it ll.., ..t I ho coo "II h ' Sll itirf':', II I'' en nl. 'in.' o it a ll nt, fill: Will j on 1 1 1 0 :l d 1 k." Ti e 11M null IMI rri' i-ni. ; Ii.' In tl I ', nn I .liMWiiJ hi 11 ill ilj ie,u 1. !.!, r il Her . t u id : N sr j I lift r ink. ' "Iiwoii'l liii. y.i 1." i 1 -is!, Mm wui, "I stint brt-l." "Y''iu4 man," xol in. 1 el l I'.'iil'o - mm, inlcti lini( b r n'l l In1 e ir to hear, ti' 1 oil ii''iii in ilnnliin wbntltt v nl w.ll n.i a t ui 1. l 111 in at l'l, 1' i- Ihe e.iiilse nl iho II I I. Wli 'it I a ii b -y my 111 illn-i- In I, nn I tl.fj 1, ttii'i lu di I w n I j c ill 'no t- ! i.i-r I'lti-il 1 an I siil : ".I.1I1.1 avoir to urn tl.at yon viill invi-r I uttt'li u Imp nl Ihjiioi ." lli'ii) tin' nl I iii in t'liip,)'' I h s li 111 1 j ...1 I'.iii'i uud 11 -I.e 1 1. 0:11s .Meiji'.e in his sid't !"). c f i. 11 I it emp y, lo lend 1110 all limb t'il 1. 'i'life wan 11 e ..--I, .. ; t!.i b'lt'ii! ii tin) a .'.ill el,.'s ui"e!i.i, iiu f on nt lli .iiiinl' t'f anilliui, iio c iili'i'K'l : j I en, m 1 1 Itoilht I h 1 1 'em a. tic." 1 !. .-,.). t ii. .l.i.ii. It ... iiiiri'..i i.iii.: ' Wli-it di 1 o'.t 0.0. in .'Ii 1 hiv f" il sin tor wn 1) Ir.u'eliu ;." A "I id '. in- ilm Hi k, h " e-e,i u to II bps, B'lii I II h.ml .f In;:, lei- wldcli hlio k .!io lii'lo Car. '.' (C .1 ) ' mr.M ra-taiix ... I 1. 11. ' V pip-eo-ll f I'' I' Nl'l. II il II it. 1 11' h". .itii.it; 1 I . v II, lie. . It S f I ;:iur uii ! ty I !ll!lH, T.-y 1 . n ')h. ; 1' a.i a Wei!. hll.ll hlj, - ' 1 l e M IH. I I V e 1' i i' inii.i l- lliel II "el 1 li ! In i" ,t-vo tltiipiic il mn 1 iiu. 'I' y b utt ni It .".!' It. 1 ' fieeM 'S, '..!! it 1.1 I . nit h T. y '. 1 i I . e 11 1 1 1 I l' l' l'. and il Hi ! b 1 .. -v . 1 o! 1 I US, Iflllp I.. .1. Ti i . i.e ci iin;i . t i I," 1 ti en :.! I.I lli.t V lO 1" i I. ol. I il. It If. I In. I I ; 1 ie! l 1 ' ' I 'in I p l I Mi l 1 Cl'iJlV l i . ' f ' .l nl ). nil' in ii' 1' .. ..' V ;i' I l l u r nil in t tJ make mi .0 .;),.. ) l w.i i ptl.ib.i.lo. I l'iv I... li ci l.'i- 1 w ill... f,l j ibien tun' s a li ;- o( ti 10 it t. 1 , 1 hcii'ii it 1.1.1). I 1 ly I n-.lii', -.; the f.i'iies of Im I p. lilt. 110 or fit! il.e I 10 lubt-.e . hoopii .; e.i.iii. Ti a clo.h u.14 o il p. Id ' . . . . . . j w.iU r lull iiii nil 1110 no. s 111. inin j ; ,,. H,Jlo 1 Try hiiulliug powd.i:( 1 b., 10 ihn i.umIi ils for ..i... l tjid 1.1 tho he. d." i'ry an . ::' ia pa:.' . f Rtuok -uga o.' - sidn of your bhoos w 1 ea t..ii,V . ig io o jld wcutiii r. Try walking w''t your I. ml hind you if you uj'l you. lf b- bo-1 oiU I u-g bout lo.wal'd - u niik baiol.' chief ov. r Iho f ,00 when obliged to go u; obi a cold, piuici jg wind. 'I'. v a uuWMiianer over Iho chest, bw ih .. j yo.ir coat, as a p o.ii'iiou in o';Uo.nu!y oold weather. i-ijjj.os iur M.imci. j I.al,Khl,r (.homo from n'h'i.. . On Cbiistmus day, lhuJ, Wiieu -Sow, pupa, are yo.i autiMl.d? Cnlederulo money bad begun lJ,ust look at my testi noiiii'Pohti. dep'ct'.u.o. f. -s M, P.. ,d in a l"l lor cat - uii p v, u ttisf tn'orv 1 li 10 arts fiom Virginia. lu'ke"a ia Vi ,;iina ur, I miific, very good 1 login, exoell were woi th ibl 1 apiece, salt tbitly- cut.' " Fathor : "Very much so, my tbiuo cents a poiiud. whilo "tlio yulol, ;,,.,! esptjcially as re; 1 It your log'' a a I I"1 a co.dj fi.'i'ciii.'kota,,i:, rj, yf your bubiu l bhould un weie l5 a i. Iu KStiJ tin Leys i.iuis'un 1 uiiything of boiiMU'dieepinu bad ri. n to a piece 1 whinky jcooking. mending, titid tl:n use of iiodlti u for ojjg nog. cobt t"5 a the sewing-machine, t""hiips your g,.l!ou 1 sugar was from i'j to bill a notiud 1 tloiirfci-5 a bat l, (lull was ut premium of 1..6UU, and a plain Chi ihtiuna dinuer 00. t about HMO. Iu lolil tlour was S-iUU a . ', 010. 1 1 ,, ouoce At Cjrifcl,uiu ,. , . ,,,. ,.M moud, they bad for diuuer a i.w t bam, sod Ibe liiat In: key tin ibe pl ula.'on, vulun 17j, w lb $IUt woiib of cabbage, potatoes aud homitiy. Corn biead waa stf.ved, mnd.t of meal at k'cO a bushel and salt at 1 a pound. Tbe desiert was black luoliifses at v(!0 a gallon, and ifur ouo cup of tea -real tea, worth fiOO a pound, tremuitd for tbe oo .a. oa us a tJrprib, and uot sirhs ras tbre was oaQ'ee at disoretion, m.de from weet po atoea cut into I.ttle stpjaioa, toasted Ld ground, 1 11 SJ 4 NO, t2T I A S.:.ieina Th ;t DiJn'l Pai Out Well : ,.n't kno wh..li. r Ihcv l it "Why, I hi i I Hid ",, -t I i,t weo'; 1 1 at a pur oii f..lo.v it Si li.ni.s l ot l oiied nn n.iil'ii H i ol n bank pit-side ni, 1111 I llm Ui M d.iy ic 1 in in- I It. " " l l'iu' lie, th it." I "O , no ! be did really," c mlin j If! I ilieb-ler ; "he walked in) 1 tli, i null Cm veiy i.e-.t il iv nil I lelmn- ti ; -I Inn niiibiell.i. 1 ue pii-M.h nl n I o iiincli list 11. n, ic. I t;,at ho eille l jtho Joiiii man luck and 111 1 In bin, 1 m c i.tliier at. a bi il rv." ! "lleca iho Iiu w.is s 1 honest, ch 1" ' "U .nolly. S.i, yn'i n i", as I htlj .'tti 11 olio of tlio Hist -t i 1 1 1. o ol! iIk, paper, I thought I'd woik Ihej N.'iititt iiicket bef.eo uny of tho olhnl b)H caiitjht 011." I 1 - 1 ( (l.j.l achi'iuu." j ! ' 1 I :' lulled nroii'i I lo Ihn Xcv . ''iIckii.I 1VI1v.1t isu't !;oin lo ! riin f.ir a 11 on 1. yet.' -I 1 .. ov whit 1 lilt .too ll," :id I, "j ', o lend' ' mo ! 1: 11 hi el la. So h. to! I a c'elk j ; to I' t 111,1 li.ivo one, and lu!:o le t d.'l- , I . S '..i li' .I t.-. I .'. it. cat ticjtt I ".irl i'. it a, i'.'. j vVlii-u I lo. '.t-d 11 i 1.1 1 1 ' Ihn wo-tt of il j toe I. n. ': ell I, I'li j - 1 1 1 e - ,t Vr I ! I.. no I.. 1. 1 .ut cd f 1' II liiO I ivo ye. us : o. I A'i 1 11. e 1 .1 p . b "1 I l'l I HO -ed 0V1T I II') 111 te' l" V of tlio p. fa. .1 ci:; ireliVs lltlleli tl'll- i'v.'C' v j) . ) ' ; .," . ticiiii. A miniflei' ivlio was peib.ijis not 1 'OO 1: en,' :n Ins I' lln's ws s ind 1 - 0 1 b I lis 1 '' Mil" im leelolnl ' ;!.' ittll'l I s Ileal. 1 ii 'pen 1 cd to n l I s 1 ic or 01 ii. ' e.l Ii 1 tii to .t.tit one , .t.n 1 1 "ilil 1 Hal I 1: piin h tl " 1 . o fly. ,.it. I'l'. won d '.ell v, inv o: I h. tu 1 1. :o tho ' ho c "tli" I "Wiien do y oil tli 1 tin liOC- 'of ...:e 1. " ll 1 hi) tu ! 1 '1 ; 'T I. f., f.tid l.o 1I1 : " "hbitvc a! nihl ; 11.1l when J'e; ;v b:in:;s v.iit' hot wutc you 1 .1 i I.e vi.i i- ' yl'lH-t .f '.!.fi J.ft bt I'o o ;,"..i b ... j 1 ': 1 :..:. . . .. 1 111! II, I. ! t It' 'Itllll'l iin iivu i 1 In 11 1 and Hpii ils. ,(., I tin dor. ). luet I'e v Boon ulli l' 'mid aid : ''i.il n''I h bear. I'f;;gy, 1 ye f nmHter is Jieltei ,'' j .deod. (tie, he's b. I lei', but hat bis ib iill'.eled ; tu soiut-lbingi g wi' his liiiud," -tv.'" '.! ", doe, or, bo ne l to hhavo al . b. ' o going ' ) be I, I) it now . 11. tie f lives I I tho mom, be fhnves be ' o dinner, ho ttlmves ui.tr dinner ' ho auaves ut liighl he's nyo hha.' ou The symptoms weio indued very aiifpicioiis. mun ied life will indeed bo happy UiiIIiiods do tint cott much; llicy in ma le let ."evi l. l!.'4o I'.sii'.ioo I'ooket-piekliig. What hvo Itl'ers form a sonteuce of lorgivene.s 1 x ijt 11. Angel c ike ought to be light and f.-i tbery. It ought lo line well; too. - A refiiau'aut keeper advertises foi a boy to open oysters tifieeu years .Id." Cbsrles Harry, cf Bradford, was blosu to pieces at I'ichburg,. New Yoik, oa We laesday, by au eplo- on of nitrotilycerbje, George Albright, a ninohiniat, lost j sn arm while working at a lathe in! (he shops of tbe Le!iiK'b Valley railroad at Oelhljueui, last Satui-ilay. TIU1( lOrtT. j ruMlshcd every Thurmlar Evenbin JKaEtJlAU OROUSK, J?rop- Tt'i-ina of .-iiibHcnption, I'W'i) Dni.MIH PKH aS.m:m. Pur. "''In nil. in i iiioiiiIik. orfJrOifnot pnid 11 ,n, il,g yt.r. x t.r jiM v"," 'I 1M11 til en-rnriiKce a ;iiiiI iiiilcM nt the itiou of tho nub. Ilflier I'll M-I.K IS AliVANCB. 7 -yl . I-..I,, littime Mini iiMinn pnper. I i..drcli,il,f.f, il. olth.' pnper Lot n CLOTHING; I'ow 'I'm: MDIEW 33 nil': I ay n m m ,1 .. tJ AND 3'SIi3j2 'II or uhewherc '"OVERCOATS OVKIiCOATS, ' r rcr iYJjn, You. lis and ttsJ JJf Vii' Und'rclolhing from Pacts upwaiJ. CENTS Furnishing Goods A SPECIALTY. TRUNKS. A7 A LICKS, SATCHELS, &C. and a largo variety cf other fjoods. Call and examine my stock and be convinced that I sell tetter goods and at lower prices than they can be fcd elsewhere. S. OPPENHEIMEE, Selinsjrove, Pa. J. -. : , 1 t.ir (' 1 1 11 1 1111 umm muqt 1 -KT '-