1 . V ,1 v r 1 1 I n 'jf 1 1 a t (tt wrtiimn on year, uO.OU ., i.litf. rolnmn. one tsar. 80.00 . One-fourth column, one year, 15.00 .... in n i :. Tt JCery Additional Insertion, 60 professional and Ilmines cards of not more than ! linen, nor year, 5.00 Auditor, Executor, Administrator and Assignee Notices, gilitnrial notices per line, t5 All tr.insoienl a.lvprtiitinfr, less than months t'l earns a this. AH adve rtisomcnta for a shorter pe riod than one year are payable at the fjino they arc ordered, and it not paid lis person ordering them will oe held; xsrtonsilile for tlio inonov. 1 (i o 1 1 y i Only Waiting." I in willing for Iht morning Of lbs tilrfwil dy lo driw, When lbs lorrow and ths selnees t Of .bia wrary hr art (ens. I am waiting wars and weary WUb Ihf hauls sad tbs trite, Hoping wbt n ths war bee railed To reotirs a crow a of hfe. Walling (or ths gnMca oily Where ths many maneioni b, Lifiroiog for Iks b pjr cloom Of my Saviour selling mt. Laid By. Lall tif to siy silent ebatnber I hear then stirring below ; Voice 1 love sr emm ling dear And slept I know srs la my sar, Stilt parsing to aa I fro. And I aik my heyl, sh tit I neeer more, 0( mine own will, pais through thit Jjor? I art, Oh ! Ii It forever ' That I bees eeaael to bs One of ths group around tbe hearth. Sharing iheir eorrsw sr their mirth Am I from benoef.irih fres From all eoooera wilh the thing of life, liooe willi lie sorrow, and toil, anl-airifa? Shalt they otrry me forth In silenoe, With blind aud eetlel up eye t Shall they throw ths win Ijsj wlJi to the air And gvher memintoee hers an I litrro, Aithey think, with tetre a t I eigne, "rhia alia w is fan I of ittii ahe ware. Hut shs neTcr ibatl need them any mors." -- i The Old Crist Mil!. By Willow brook bene tth the hill, Bland quaint and gray the oil grist mill, Fpring raetei on lie steep roof grow Whet-Sro I Iheir aha Is ths w!1los throw. The pou I aeir b la oleir and deep , And round ill briok ths al Ioim swe.'p Tbs lil ptde apret I gay and green Tbe liUes wbiis and gold between. While grinds ths mill with rumbling sound, The wind mill turning rou it sul round. Among the re? It the m n't .r it dirt. Aul swift "tho awallow homeward flies." Tbe rohin ell in oed ir ootr When Willi brook rum s t i ft. ail olmr. The ohildrvn b,v tho ooiiiul-uu.no pt ay. Where sluiuberoua abadnwa a.ifily airuy, And warm and low the mmmor breeds h wblapering thro' tbe will w leaves, While grind, the mill with rumbling sound, Ths wiui mill turning rouul aul r-oiuJ. Tbe erowa now wing their eoulhern way, The rqitirrele io tbs out treea pi ty, With merry shouts tbs aolio il hoy run, Tbs mount tin bluh 'oeaih u u a'i sua Tbir grain tboy bring sdoa the bill, Tbe farmer's to Ibe oil grit iul!, And faint from far o'er hill an I dtl Fall on lbs ear tbe tbreeher'e II ill. While gnnde ibe mill wilh rumbling noun I, The wind mill turning round anl round. Ling yeira bar come and pisie I away, Tbe milt iih age is gaunt aul gray, Tbe roof gapa wide to rain aud sun, Wiib eohweht thiok lb walla are bung. Tbe pond I overgrown wilh weed. Tea mtreli wren build am wf rjd, Tbs night wind thro' ths willo nun, Tbs aohjul bouie gone, (he children grown. The farmers ep where wild flowera grow, Wlio brought Iheir gr ilu 10 long agu, When ground ths mill with rumbling sound, And tbs wiud mill turned round and round. H elect Tale. SWEETHEARrS AND WIVES. A sober, half discontented faoe at the wiaJaw t bright faoe ia the street The wiodaw is thrua open aua m smile goes from tbe bright face to the sober one, (riving it a new and pleuaaut aspect Both faces are Toang the one at tbe wioJow the ycoogrsst almost oh 1 Hike. Yet the window ftoa is tbe faoe of a wife, and the streot faoe that of a maiden, "fancy free." ' How strangely I was tlaotivel, Bella I" said the lady in the street "DoceivoJ, how Mary f What do you mean f But come in. You'or just tho one I wish to see." "I was sore I saw yon not ten minotes ago, ridiogont with Harry," said tbe young friend, as they met and embraced at tbe door, ''Ob, dear, no 1 haven't been out riding with Harry for a ra intb." "udeed, how's that I can reinorn her when you rode out together al most every afternoon. "Yes, but that was before our marriage," replied the young wife, in a voioe that made ber friend look in to ber faoe narrowly. "Tbe husband has . less timo for reoreation than the lover. lie must give more tbonght for business," re marked ber friend. The little wife tossed ber head and shrogged her shoulders in a doubt fcl way, ssying as she did so, ''I don't know about ths butine but lovers and husbands uro a differ sot species ol tbe genus homo. Tbe explanation Hes somewhere iu this direction, 1 presume." 'Ah. lielU, Belial That speech d 'isn't coma with a tut-ionl aouo I r n voitr lips, ' rera.it Km iuo it ten I i,.ug, yet serious. v i -ft VOL. 18. "Truth Is not alwayj melodious." SBIO) UUIItt. ' I low is it as to sweethotrts and wives t" anked the friond "Do they belong to trie samo class T ' The questiou np ioaro 1 to reach young wife's purs -villi siiir joslive f itce. Hut face was it little cb tned as she answered t "I don't know, iYrhaps not." The friend had bod) scauuing the young wife for somo moments from head to foot, in a way that now t-lioi-toil tho question. "lo you soo anything pecuiar bout mn T" "Yen." was aoswored. "What t" 'A peculiar untidiness fiat f nev er observed iu the sweetheart" Bella glanced down at her soiled rufll.id dross. "My ngliuge," she eoid, wilh a little, short laugh. "8o should think I Now, shall I draw your picture V "Yes, if you have au artist's fuu "Mere it is. Ilmr lunlroless anl untidy t skin dull for waut of action and feeling ; wrapper bettor coiidi tionod for Ibe waslitub and irouiu tablo than as a garmuut for tho fair person of a young wifet no collar nor om tmont ol a ty km I, an 1 a oouiiteiianco will, I cun't give that as 1 saw it a nttie wnne ujo al Hie window but I am sure it wasn't tint race to charm a lover. Peril tps it might suit a li nb.nl- Bitluivj my doubts." -.Holla felt the reproof of her friend as wits evident by the spots that bo gun to born on her cheeks "You woul lu't have me dross as for a party every day " shu said "Oh, no 1 But I'd have you noit and sweet its a young wifo should al ways bo, that is if shs c ired for thu fond eyas of her hushaud. I verily believe it was Hurry 1 saw riding out a. little while ago.'' Hull. i threw a quick startled look upou her frieud. who already half regretted her closing sentence. Why did you say that f What did yon mean ' hLo nslted. 'I only said it to plague you," an swered the friend. "To plague nin !" There was on ecpreHsiou iu lij'la's Taci tint M try b id never seen thero before, el even hud stid leuly grown of ad irker s'ndo hm I were enger nud question i ig. JIjv lip lay closer tgcthcr; t turn were hues ou her forclie.t I. "Yuii are uot teully iu earnest, Mary, uboiit suci'g Harry riding out with a lily, thu uft.inlooti ( " h'iu slid in a v lion ui.l wit'.i a lo ik thai ii v -iile I full v her sniIo of min i. Tlio cohir hud left her fucouud her he ri shook iu bur voice. I v.is p.'obibly luiHttkcn, H0M1, lepiied thu fiietid llinii;;li 1 had not doubted i f the tact a moment until I aaw you at thu window n little whilj ig"." 'Uid you nolico the ludy particu larly r ' Xo i but let Iho matter pasR, dear. Xo doubt I wan mistaken. li is worry. ng you niuio than I could huuo iiiiagiuoJ,'' HulU lo ko I ut her fi ion 1 for some moiucuts. in n strange way ; then Kiviugalow, suppruosud, wail ing cry bent forward nud l.ii.' ber face upou her bosom, sobbing and shuddei iug in such wild turbulauce 1 01 telling linn uer iiiuna uecame actuady alarmed. "You have Irighloned me I" said the young wife, lif'.iug her bead ut last, as the esciloroetit died away. "Ab. Mary, if I should lose my bus baud's love it would kill me," "Then, Holla,'' answered her friond "soe to it that you uogleot none of tbe moans required for keepiug it If you would ooutiuus to be loved, you must not grow au lovely. 1 be charms tunt wou your busband must not be folded up and kept for holiday occasions and then put on for other eyus than him. You must koup them ever displayed before bim 1 uay, put on new at tractions. Is not the husband even dearer than tbe lover, and bis heart better worth the holding I Ljok back, my dear frioud. over the brief moons that have waxod and waned since you were a bride l'nt yourself on trial take impartiul testimony. How has it been T as your temper been as sweet as wbeu yon sat luaoiug together iu tho s immer twilight, talking of tbe love orowned future f Have you beoo as studious to please as then f as careful of bis feelings ' as re gardful of his tiuetf D you adorn yonrsolf for bhn now as when you dressed for bis 00 uing then I As a wire, are you a lovable as when you were a maiden 1 Love is not a ch omoloou to feed on air and obange io evtry hue of condition 1 t must have substantial food. De prived of this aui it liuguisUss and lios. And now, dear I tiave warned you. Meet your bustau4 when be returns borne this evening, lookiug as lovely as when bo came to you io your father's house, attracted as tbe bae is to the Hower. au t Dots the manner in which his faoe will bright en up. Ui I ne kiss you wuoa lie came home yesterday f" "Husband aosn lose tbelr Incli nation for kissing.'' she answered. 'f tbe wife remains as attractive as the maiden, never " "Ob, you dou't know anything about it,'' said Holla. "tVait until yon are married." Aftar the friends said good after noon the yonng wife went to ber room aui cried fjr a good quutK sir?-: MIDDLE BURG, SNYDER COUNTY, of an hour. Tlmu she comin jiicj 1 doing 4 the friend ha I saxeHe l It ifrenho 1 by a hath, sho nttite l I self in a spotless white wrapr itb a doIic.iteb:o3 belt binding I waist. Afliutlllt.eojll.tr, scare vhiter tlinn hor pure nnok, ed mil tii with nnrrtiw nz.ire rib was turned away fiotn bur sw.tn li throat an jmt below, at thu aw of the IiIossjiu, wa an ex lis.tf out ov.tl pin. ll,r hair, a rich go on browq, had bten tntde kIohv the wing or n bird, an I wis f.ild j ist enough nwnv from tll0 tompl t j show their dolica'e cutting. Tv open r.wnUn h red an I white iietllod ah .vo and iu front of ouo her pearl lint d ours- Siio .li I to i lov. ly an 1 lovahl ) as her mirror t ol I her. II trry was left an hour 1 iter tha i usual in cimiiig h nu t. It.iil iwis sitting in tin p u lor wlion lit cam it), wilting for lis return witlj a ii jw reeling iu hor lieirt a fo..lin(of blooding f tar and hope t fo il' let he was actually bitoMiing etraagod from h,r and a trembling h.ipo to wiu him b ink again. His step was uot very IL'ht. Slie notic id lh,it. for bur e.ir li.i l bceomo nowlv suimi- tivo. H.j h id citn-'lit a ifliiiiDHo of her through tho wiudow and know. in, thoref ire. tint she was in tint parlor, ct u ; to tao do jr and stood tuere 'Bless mi 1" ho exclui.ned, arter a moment 'now charming yon lo ik 1" And bo cumo forward, with a pleased smilo on his face, and tiikiiijg her hand bent down and kisied li. r. "Uloouiiug as a rose !" ho a Idc.l, I hoi liug her away from him, nil I gi.- I itig at In r udmirinulv. How her! heart did hoat with new d liht I "I'ressu I lor compmiv V Thero w is just a bttlo sha lo of col ln s in Hurry's voice, as ho mig u'e:te.l thu probiblo reasou for lior sinful ai ly improvod nppeaiaucu. "Yes." rep led Uollo, "Who !" ".ly husband !" There was a ten der, lieiirt-llotler in her voice. II my wm a bttlo pu..led, but greatly pleas d. It wjh tutu that lie had beeu ri ling out tint lifter noon with a lady a hands uno, nt tractive wo n in, who was throwing mound his MeuU, nliuost b03i-.i1 Hpirit a sy run's f iciniiti n. 8.10 p it ou cvt'iy charm iu her power to sniinnou ; wnne tlio loolis!) wire mum hiding hurs iiw.iv. n i l ( living u 1 paius to h ild doiiiinioii iu tho lies. I hIio ha I won, mi I was now in ding er of loNiug. Fivo luirmtes betore the com)iiuij. .if liis lnl.j iqqieuied to his fancy ho charming in c i n p iris-in with hi t wife, Ih it ho le!t no picamro at Hie th mi 'lit of meeting iiiii wlio, hiiiim l!i. iir m i i i i i'io. ha I ; seemo I to grow every d ly less mi l loss iittraclivH. hut now, liol.a wa-. iiis queen of hearts ng.iiu 1 "And you routly divasud to receive me, darling !" hosiid, us he kissed hor again, aud then diu'.v bis un'i lovingly uboiit her w list. . "Yes, for you. Could ntrnovtifo wish to lo k lovlinr t other eyes than her hud) in I s 1 1 "1 should think not,'' ho answered. hSiio iiinl. 11 stood, iu tho words, more th in ho meant to coovo.y. There was a rose tint in everything iu liella's home that evening I'rom the cold, half indirt'erent husbiud 1 lurry was transformed to thu warm attentive lover. How many times, as she turned hor eyes upon him, did she catch a look of tender admi ration or loving pri.lo I "What has made you st chinning to night t " be said, ai bi kissed bur once more. "You look ns pure aud sweet ns a lily.'' "Love for my biiNhnnil," she nu swered, and then in a tear, iu which joy's suulight made a raiubow, stole out from the drooping lashes, aud lay a crystal drop on ber cheek. She made no confession of hor thoughtless neglect or tbe means by which hearts are held iu thrall to love, though ber husband half guess ed at the fact that something bad awukonu 1 ber to the truth. Ou the neit afternoon Harry rode out with a lady again 1 but thu lady was his wife. He ' was uever after wards in dyioger or being won aay by faithful love, for Delia grew iu his eyes more attractive, more charm ing, more lovable every day. Aud she thus saved him, in bis younger and less stable years, from being drawn aside from tbe right way, and both herself and him from years of wrotcbodness. Speaking of epitaphs, Harper's Hfiruzine says a tombstone ia South Oaroliua boats the following 1 Here lies Ibe body of Robert Gordon, Moulh alniiglliy, and leelb aooor.lt n' Siranger, tread lightly over ibi wondt r If lie upvna bis mouili, you're gouo, by thunder, At Oxford, New Hampshire one reads as follows s To tell 1)1 y MenJa I hid adieu. A mure sudden deob you uever knew. At I was leadiug lbs old intra lo drink, She kicked and killed ms qu ioke'a a wink. A disrespectful son tthktd his fill) er . "Why ia neighbor Smith's liquor shop like a counterfeit dollar?'' 1 can't tell, my son." "Because you can't pass it,'' said the boy, "Now, Ouorge, you must divide tbe cake honorably with your broth er U.iarlee. ' "WUat Is Honorable, mother 1 ' "It moans that you muet give bim the largest pisce. "Then mother, I'd rulber Charley would dividait," . A Cool Darkey. d e mti not Him .ioim. .hero aro e y few boys who euro t.. "Ate y .ii tlu .1 ili.i Willi ims wh 1 ent mom than a quart of llieiu No wiscnvieteil iif sr. in, in sjuI 1 1 i body duo. however, cm go pant the the It iln .note Pemteutiary " tl. Id wherotho .chnider is growing 'Xosah." without being nttucked by Aiitir Tired ol asking friiitle. q ition, cliokra. an I this tends to weaken tlio ilintict utieruey suddenly put a'tlio partial success lliis hardy beri v lus.loig eni. "Hive veil ever been ia any pun lio'inary f" " Ves aah !' All ryes were now turned upon tW has been glorified by a visit from this willies. Tho .Ihtriel attorney aiuil-jbng. you lie dowuin the biiurs and el ciiinpiHC.-ully, mil reNiiuieU. How iiiitiy times havo you Icon in the pi'ti'teiitiury '' "Twice Mill." Where f" "I n H ilti noro, sah.'' ' ll iw long were foil thoro the fitol timo T" "About tv ) Iiours, sah." ' How long ths seen I tl n ?" ask ed t b-t utiiirney rutb"r CM't-l'sllen. "An hour, sah. I wmi th ru lo wl,iie.w.i-li s '1 f .r a U iyor who had rut.h .1 his client." The iitto. ney Mt down ami 1 the Uuglilor ol' Hie Hjieotai.irs. A Pajo of the Czar's Diary. Tim following is one tif tho pig es of tho (V, n's ,li iry. Hi nsn 1 to have a spleudi I tioio loaning hi 11 seir us a shooting target, but he became tirod or that kind or f 1 11 mighty so .n. lie h inged about 1 O:) I Nihilists, and shot on nigli of thorn to make a regiment boforo ho discovered that ho w is h ivn ' ail too lun to 11 1 111 sol r. 1 v 11 1 011 disturbs hi ii. and bo fools s I uni ty Hut hi w.il dio unit ss siiioilung turn 1 up. This is the lint pigo, ami it isn t hulf as lively and isling us some others : inter-, 'li t up nt 7 a. in , an 1 nr I re l : oiv b ith, li-it found four gallons of vitiiol iu it an 1 did not take it I W.uit to bre ikf as!, 1111 1 in goin 1 down the stairs found tlio Xiluli'tt ' II I I pi iced two torpedoes io the I passage. It-it .II I not Haiti.) 011 tUoni. I I I'll.) C .ll' .l Ulllelt SO htlOOgly ot prussic .111 I tint I wis nfi ti l to 'Iriiik it I'.miid a Fcorpion in inv left t-lippcl', lust fill Innately tdiooli i'. out li lore pitting it ou -lust Im I'oro stepping into my cmtiigo to ttko my morning drive it wis hi i.vn int 1 lint air, killing tho co icliin m iu l tin li ii's 's inst fitly. I l l not drive. Took a light louc'i ol l,w uicli ic illy e tie I Atuericiii i'iii 1 I goo ls. Ihey mu't Tool 1110 thero round a poisoned .lagg-riii my fa vorite chair, wiib tho point sticking out, but did not sit down on it. Ha l dinner nt (i p. in., and madoi II iron li uschoiinowinski taste every dish. He died before thu soup s cleared away. Consumed some Hultimoru oysters and London stout that I llivo had locked up for over live years. Wont 1 1 thu thuatro and was shot at three times in the tirst act. Had the entire audience hang ed. Weut homo to bed aud slept on tho raid ull night " A Boy Again. Sometimes an old man boomos a boy again, ttlthoiigli too smut to drop iuto his second childhood. Au illustration of this pleasant tenden cy was given, not many months since, by uu old man, worth several millions. He was in tho habit of prowling around tho ollioo of tho insurance company in which ho was a direct or Uue morning as ue was tuns invcs tigating, be happened to come uoross thu dinner kettle of the ollice boy. rlis curiosity led him to take off the cover, A slice ol borne made bread, two donghuuts and 11 pitce of apple pie tempted tbe millionaire's np,.e lite. lie became a boy ngaiu, mid tbe dinner pad seemed tho onohe had curried sixty years ago. Just then the olUce boy came in nud surprised the old man eating his pie be bad finished the bread and doughnuts. "That s my dinner yonr eating 1" exclaimed the boy, indignantly "Yes, sonny, suspoot it may be s but it s a first rate one, for all that I've not eatou so good a one for six ty years." "There," be added, as ho fin ished the pie, "take that and go out and buy yourself a dinner, but you wou't got as good a one," and be handed the boy a five dollar bill. For days after, the old man kept reft-mng to tbe first class dinner be bad euteu from tbe boy's pail. When a fellow ia sparking bis girl be smokes ten cent cigars 1 nfter be becomes engaged be gets down to t luniun 1 mill ufter marriiiua be generally contents bimself, with anl old pipe that two years a jo be1 wonldu t have bad in tbe same block. Matrimony is rather demoralizing tor ibe cigar trade, iu tbe long run. 1 ii I PA., AUGUST 19, Burdelte 0.1 the Clackberry The greatest enomy the blackberry i has is boys. Five boys from town 'can eat more green blackberries in n duy tlin would ripen in a week. For many years the great desideratum bus b. en a hardy berry tl at conl.l rexist thn prem itoro onslaught ol boys from towii. It is a groat d.' si luratnm still. Tho Schneider, n viti ietv that was iuventod by on Iowa hoiticiilturit, is the ih uk i iippl'Oicli to it. It is 4led from n perfectly glet'll pelHimillot) crowsed with a dog wood treii, nud slill fur ther prop.i:;.ted w.ili a hybrid of worm wood bunli and wild er.ili-itp-llc. It is uot a perfect defense, bat , Ii im iieliieved Then tli iro is a bug I d 1 not know the namo of it that crawls over thn berries now uo.l," a six inch gutter, mid lien oing Iheii. When von cat a berry that ; "P a rise of two or Ihreo steps will I .v..iiiii lull til lain ut,. 1 .' - - ' - ' . - .. 11. in. 1 u 4 inn pray Heaven to talto y.ni homo iu ! "P' If he helps her into a caiiiugo I just about llirtu seconds. And U wants to lilt her in, mil as sist' I you live you can wuko up in tlie 'ug her to slight, ho makes ber jump I night, uloug. in tho mid lie of nott into his arms whoru ho hoi Is her ns I winter, and shu Idor as you tasto nf 1 long 11s ho .1 ires. liile riding with i that belly. I her he always has his haul upon J When your blackberrins grow too "'o H":,t bnhml I nor, iv.t ly to s 1 j thickly, yon will want to thin them 'her waist every ti ro there is a j .It out. To this end, you must I.1I1 , ''ig imugh to give mi en isn to do ;soino of them. This can lie done " in fact, ho seems to bo c .iiliiiu 1 !v digging a well where tho iil.u.t j allv nclii og lo piw, in 1010 way nr stands 1 then turn tliifnoi iijui lu lowii ami let ll .ley out Ihoronglilv : for a couple of years, tinoi tin 11 it .iver, upNido down, mid st il t a bi ick 1 yard nil tun biek of it. This will ' kill 11Q' somo of tho plants. There may I'e h, on 1 hiuit. r and cheaper! im tlio I nf killing hlaok-h trry vines' tun this, but I liavo uever heard of ii mi ! it iu.1'1 ill. 1 ....,.. ;., I , .... . ..... v .,i.u.j .v V.1UIU in any. U y iu want t i devoto about fol ly ai'i'cs of ground t tho cultiv ition of lil aekliei lies, plant uliont three heilthy vines in some comer of tho ll 'I I, nb mt tho mi I llo ol April I II. 111 about tho tirst of M ty tlio mm wli t n.viis tlio farm 011 tho other si do of loo 101 1 will bring civil action agauiHt you, an I will try to collect d i n iges for destruction nf Ins two ii I is of ivh -at by a rai I of blickb. r rv vines It is not known just nt what sea s in of tho ye 11- III ick'ieiTios 1 open. Iho bili'klieiry 1ms never been kiiiwu to ripen. If thu hucksters and boys should nil die in June, it is pr.ibalii.i tli it tho berries w. mid , , . ,,, time in Julv or Au ut. l;,.l !,,.v leiv.i lievi.l- I. .. I .. el. :mc.. to sen Wli.lt they COill l dl ut 11 l ip oning. A Dojut.ful Trill ito U iVj n. 1. . hi my I) i i ilif il trin Wo lew- - , I but.-- I . :;t in. 1 1 vm ol tlio but tlio f illowing li'iuxt wo hive ever (,ul : I ' I'laco hor among tho tl iw.-rs, fos ter her as a ten lLr plant, uu I folly j annoyed by a duwdrop, fretted by ' the touch of a botteiily s wing, ready to faint at tho sound ol a beetlu 01 the lutiluig of a window puno nt uight, uud nil... is overpowered by the petfiinio id tin ro.seliu I Hut let real calamity c mm, ro.iMi her iill'.-e-lions, uiikiiidle the liis of her heart, and m uk her Hieii .' How strong iu her bo. ut ! I'laco her 111 the heat or bat lie give her u child, a bird or I ai. tilling to 1 lotcct vind see her, in ,i relatn'o instance, lilting hoi white .i'ius us u shield, us her owu blood crimsons ber upturned forehead, praying for bar life to protect the helpless. Transplant her iu dark places of the oirlh, 0 ill forth her en ergies to action, and her breath bu 0 )iues bulling, her piesencu a blohs iug She diNpntes inch by inch the strides of stalking pestilence, when mau, the strong and bruvw, p ilo aud afViightid, shrinks away, disfor tune haunts her uot ; she wears away a life of silout enduritnue and goes lorwurd with less timidity than to her bridal. In prosperity she is a bud full ol odors, waiting for tbu wiu. Is or adversity to scatter them abroad pure gold, valuable, but un tried in the furiiiico. ia short, wo man is a miruclo, a mystery, tho cen tie from which radiates thuuharm or existuuee. A well-dressed lady called nt a carpet warehouse and nuked to look at somo carpets. The goods were shown, every pattern iu the i-Uop being spread out for examination. After looking at over lb ng about the place, and driviug some very close bargains in tie matter of pr.01. th j lady soleoU I a 0 11 pot. f ir for each room in ber bouse. 1 tinning tip a bill which blind the salesman's heart with joy. When til was coin pluted'bs asked wheje tbe carpets were to be sold. Tbe ludy replied, without besitatiou. that she would call and let bim know. "You see," she added, "my husband lias just bought a pioca of grouud, and lulks of soon budding a bouse ou it. If be does, you know, I shall want s .me new carpets, aud then I will call aud order these, aa I know tbe ooet." A 0011 pis at Danbury, Ct., having oirefally const Jerel the qiestiui fur twenty five years, have reoeatly decided to get married- 1880. NO. T Hands Off. S m ram nre never b ippynnless their lintnls nrp iu niotiuu. They srn eternally straightening tlio neck tie id the men with whom I hoy nre talking, or fumbling nt his watch chain, nr picking specks of lint or dnt from bis tva', or picking at s button, or 1 Hinting out tlio absence if a button or i! inliuting how the heard should grow. With ladiis heno fellow s nre HiHiilToriil lo, 'I h. y tind a breaitiiii out of plumb, or 11 harpiii slicking a sixtetnlh of an inch 'other out than it should, or a lock of hnir f ti- v. or a gather of a drcs lias stinted thn stitching, or the lower in tho Imt dronpi a little, or tl).- hIiihiI pin don't hung just so, and I hey iu-i-t upon lining those natters mid keep fomliling slid paw ing and picking a.vay nt it lady until ttteiiti ia i- Irawn to tho perf.ru suce and 1111 niinnviiiico is tlio it'sult. One of these voilii'' fellows will mil his luiud under a laily's elbi.v lo lift her iiv. 1-a sliaw ou tho walk. itiHixi up in putting ins lian.l upon ili.l t llt ',(1 I til. 1 ll r I llln I..... nii nner, every la.iy nit') wiiOHeciin p my ho is Ihrosii. It. miy 11 t be iilipr..por between pi-Mpl.. pn tly well ai'.plaiuted uilli each other, but it I -tn't lo.ik well, and 1 1 lim, who d m t like to bo ami yn I, slill f m ho, nud wish to be let alia 1. ( I ill ft try is 0110 tiling, but mimhy pamby, nn-m-cosMiry aUeiiti.ms iiro nil togelhei l.tl'-reiit, uu I s'loul I bo put down by tho ladu-s wli 1 sudor from them. They nso guano down in Aliibnm i jlo cou tho crops along, 11 11 I 11 man j who sells tho best guano gets tho I best Ira lo, There is one kind that is awful soon A farmer put a sum phi in bis pocket and started lor . I101111I. Tliertl was il earni.t lji.!. in il,ii(.,mt p.t0.-t when he put tho gnaiio in there, and when ho got home thero was a bur of railroa I iron ticking out id his pock.it, which nliuost weighed his horso ilo vi). Hit said he li lt Honu lliing heavy in the last half nf the journey. IfHomo paners should tell tiiis story nolle would belie ve it. Thn latest dodgo in the thioving line bus just bet n developed. 'I ho ..perutors prowl about tho buck viir. Is of boar. ling houses, in tlio slill hours ol tlio night, imit itmg tho si. cp-diHtui bing htiuins of a Tlininas cat harassed by tho deepest 11 go 11 V 1 of uurc.piitted love, and then go oil' .with thn boots, vil.ses, anl general chamber (urintiiro projected nut of tho windows by the vutaged board- I ers. j The butcher who tiusts lotus lltsh. j A frog caught iti Delaware couuty was a foot long. j Tanner believes that moro graves! are dug by teeth Hi 111 bauds. j A vouth of liocliehter was left $10,0.111 His first m ve wai Ij spend il,D 'I) ou a uosn, A Colorado girl lost a leg nnd hnr gall tut lover ha I a p icketb iok ma Is of a piece of tauue l skin from thu amputated part. A llrooklyn mother fed her year old biby 011 sli.ie I cucumbers uu.l milk and thou wanted tlio prayers of the church because thu Lud took it away, Iiotho duty which lies neirest to thee, which thou k no .vest to b.iVi duty 1 thy second duty will ulruaiy nuvo become clearer. The object or all ambition should be to bo happy at h uno. I( wo are not happy tuero, we u.tuuot bo hip py else hero. "Formerly ono sermon con voided 3,000 sinners," said nn Idler Bur gess, in 11 sormou recently ; ' now it takes :l,H(J0 sermons to convert one sinner" The moon is just the thing for coon hunting aud sleigh-ii.liug, but it isu't worth much for gathering ohickyis or talking ab mt the green back movement over the front gate with another fellow's girl. A Nevada man died in great dis tress of mitid the other day, because he could remember lying to 1,400 ditlureut mou who bad asked bim for tobucoo. Always baud over your box if you want to die happy. Flies teacb a lesson which should not be unheeded. Tbey uever go to sleep iu church. A Philadelphia diotir has bid farewell lo a sick man, and gone I the oonutry for tho beouti; of bis health. A cripple with a s o"; wife and fiv children wore tinned out of uri kty tenement ho ise a few days ngo lu New Yoik boost se tbey owed $S net- The tent roent is owns! by the Swcie y for be rrcveutiou cf Cruelty to Ami u ais. rriiia poht. Puhtiahed every Thursdsv Evening JfiHKMIAU CROUSK, Prop'r Terras of Snbscnption, TWO DOLf.AIH I'ER AXXI'M. Pay. Ahle ritliin six months, or fiWIifnot paid within t). your. No pnper ilia cntiliniied until all arreurnites are psid unless at the option of the pub liwhcr. " 8ulwcriitiini outside of Hie cotuitv PAVAIII.K IN ADVANCE. Iyl'i i-sons lifiiinr and iikiiib; papers Addressed .0 oth tk hecnnicanlischliors snd sre liable forlhe j.riec nf tbe pnper SELLER'S COUGH SYRUP 5l Years B.'foro Hie Tublic. rronnunoo I l.y a',1 lo l.e the most Plrai Knl and rfticei.niw fme'l now in uf, fr Ibe curs of r.vigha, cM, crnup, h nrrnr., t u k I i it 4 ra-oi.ii of Iho ihmal, wliimping e '.iH. ii. oir a niilU inn l.iitllra anl. Miilmi il,(. I nt fr tear. j It ii' rrlirf wlifrre.T f I. nil I b.ia Hie .ncr lo iiii.rt I., n tl I lint ciii'.ol h hsd frmn Hie cnnch 11 im.ih-. now In I". ld t.Jf a'.l Uni rf..is ni .'.j crma er hoiile. skli.kiis' i.ni::i pii.i.s s- ,. hlsMjr r,,0'iii.n.i'ii.f. for cnlnn l.rr C'.il. 1 1 i lit , rnn-liitli'in, ililirs.l irln, f.-rr mi l Rii. it'l l aM .,, ,,f Hi atoinanli nn I li.-r M.i. .y ull tlru-. gihia al Wcphk err lm. It. K. HflUra t o., pin t,r li. pa. I) i.t'i 'TO . The "willTir stands acknowledged King of all Sewing Lla chines. ImpDriant aui Cautionary Notice to all intending pnrchnsjrs ot SiiwiiiE M icUiucs. tMli-e WIIITK SKA'IV'I M M IIINi: t!,t, t'l.KVKI.lMII, O, Miif -ii, Hv). We iriloul irly ill y tor ntle.ill in I., tlie tict Hint we t tin 1 . a nuni'inr in ;-l tin, tl ( Itiot IlKiirea on tlie l.t.'U uliiiiila r i.-e nil le r fai.li nmclilne' an I It oi n ro.' ir l ..I t'l.'li itii'ii i,rs. When I'l, a W it.uu rr k.hi Kivk Vatnsla Slven tu tbe nir.!htar. Tills wnrmnt l.rara tlie niima ut tlie i'nl wlio ..i reli a I ibe inn olilnii Ire in u. an nl 1 ll.s,ltio nl i.tirt'liave n t nuuirr purr...i.i lln t.. (no ill le niiiiiber 1'l.e wiirranl irnlnno I h- u, bnt the tirfi 1 1 ai. ai: 11 of .ur 0.1 nu ni impel tii in It. All i.lhr w.trrsnn In -tor n i-mt nr mr lorn, an. I pitrtina lln.l.iK tlie snt.K m'iiuki mctIi. ArKu ..11 i.Kf.i. t;i, an. I n.i Wiirrant tu e..rre .inl wiib ti.e aix.vo le-.,rl.i..ii, nitty kiotr at once tl.at s....n.r or lator tl.n "Woer will le Inc. .Ive.l In iruiii.lo, win. nj una to lall iuok ll0. Tlie.iK-.risa "Wi.lta" It ti-I.y tlie m nt l l'ul.ir 111 icblnn up'.n the unroot, tlx iUop. 1, an. I t'.ia t.rt.l t-i ..ail nr a il. a lirur iium bar ..I U10 " Willi " b tve lurn ti. i lo an.l lol l Inre tbny we l i.-.l uji-.a tbe in irkat, tban ant utl. r m ike In tlio a uue lensta of time ito"" se-tlQic Al t'-tilne wore Inveut-.l. Tbelr lln Ut nmi, ki . it, pi a. homily, qnUoo.'U, ila rablllty, an.l : rl'-e. .'i.ii'iliia t.i ii.ai.e the n the inaleii. tint evory ronllv .Ijtlret 11 on, an.l tlioriiiiubly faliilicl when once tbey p.nital the "White 'I IIK HKill'I.An Al'TIIOIUKII IIKAL.KII Sea Sny lor.nl i.l .1 Inn c..iimle, U I). U. HKK. Iiut.l) Ml.) Ilar.rs IV, an I wo a Ivl.e Inlon.l- Ins .urchnoM to p.tr..utii n no othor, anl thereby not the iteniilna " iVhllo" WIIITK KliWlNH MACUINEC ). MONARCH OF THE Xh.Q G li aiixp i o 111 is the Acknowledged Superior of all Grain & Gras3 Cutting Machinery. This Machine lias been fully endora ed by the most ixpert uthori ity, after Most Thorough tests, its to itsCupaoity nnd ICxeeiition, as the mist Wonderful Machine ever iuvouted. Kenieraiier, nn ler no elreuuwtineaa nont I Ton tuy a Keeper or Mower until tu 1 l.ae x aniluea TIIK iinilflui. H In 1 vw y.iu hoar ol one ol tbete Maoklnea In jour Moltr, .In nit (all tn eiuulne It tle.riiualily. lie Mtthtoeia of lliatt, Ila Marfol. ua llotrament, Ila Siiniilloliy, and In Aut mal e A.tJ.iatment to avry ot.uil.tl.in ol tne nalU, can nut lall to e.ituinoiid It ver all olhott Kr.u ri will he uioia iliao erer eaiifltp., whan tbay Inveali. alalia uianltol I olai ot ol euu rl .rlty. an.l ie'1 ita nui.iarout a.Uaueina., t .at thai'H t It I'lilN lacerululy lua .UAOUINK to be re tarred. " 11 la aattmatel by the moat 'impotent juljet Ibal orer one h 01 ol the II ty aul ilr tin trop In the I no ! Ma lot l harveaiail wuh I'll A l ny MIIWKHS t IlKierUs. I haw sale brale.1 aiaoblnaa araaolU hjr l. ll. UAK'.NKK, H..llnaroe. KOHrO. r KMI I II, klt.i.ilri.nra. J.l. UlNJAU AN, Trutalirll.e, al alto l.y the Trayellos Aaat, JAMtll KHLEV, LewUburg. Apr. tv, IMle. . V ...a.aiaaM Hu'oriuilu.1 H.i.ili. at .it! a utt I liuoia Aaenta la eerf Uoaatr. Sleetly ue b. UaJ bttaltari. 1 f TTLi" 111 Y
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