til vertl-tlun? Huron av, 4filiiittii iHitt year, iWO.flO Otm-h.itf, "ilnmu. ine year, SO.iK) .,.fr4inh sohimn.rm year, 15.H0 a,i MinxM ( 10 linos) 1 insertion 7 ttmt additional insertion, ' 00 And HimI ansa card of not more than 8 lino, per year, 5.00 a -Aimr. Kt Miu tor. Administrator and AssIstic Xotieo, 9.50 SVKtorial notice Dt line, 15 All trancint advertising Im than mouth 10 cftitu lino. AH advertisement for ft ihorter po Jnd than an year ere payable at the tinui thov are order!, and il not paid th BnKM ordering them will oa held; UPWIIIDH I'W MIS money. BUILDERS, o. . r. BniMrr r viry en. Of fnbrlo, food or bJ llaadiif whia Ik work it I ia Whir lit nlri im bl hal J Whither wrought ty day or Might, g Ibt woof if Word J dttJt, Or il (bought that owl f light, Still ihi Ouialioitat rtJl. fctaJt tbrangheat, eal Judgis too. All iki work if brala anJ atnJt Of Ik may anJ tki fow, Wkrtbir bnlll a reiki of in I j Qolt thl plataiatl nl thi rail Taa to aXtty lia aad nrt. Virai wlihln tkiU woalroui lohool, Mam if lb burnta heart. erring saJir mob aa y. BouaJUn ta III iwitp nl (lain. Taking la aH arbi in 1 iky, Work! or law lalliatl of ihiaei How aa aay Uboror Hand Ull la iki aiarkK.alao, Doiag aiugbt with kial or ktn I, If k wian aa kiant rail t Aclln, timet thought will Unit Willing kaadi loioiai imploy Tkat, liki aal tko Hull nid la tko parahli of kopo anl j iy. May riprilaoi aa biialnd foi l Or frultl allifd to Iruib and lovi, Won pmleui ihia a mint or gold, Thtti drlpingt from tbi fount abivi Ciaa, thin, legjerl. rloh aa l pior, Bulling, lounging iriraori, Uilp your futuri to loouri, Halp wut plsoi to reitor. Tmiploi rulntd and irirthrowa Moid your ifforti tuViptlr, To uplift thi fallen ttjne Py tbi dial of toll and ynyir Wba al lait tbi eurfiw mundi ltth'l ligail to pat out tbi light That Aiektri on our inrihly rout h, Thro' ibadowi iluklng Into night, Onul that tbi miming of onr r-iit Uay draw upon g o I workl ritton I la itrry liai nd part tbat'i hut, With ulhinx left tobi l irtl There is Hi Unbelief. There ! no unhfliif. Wboofrr pUnli a mJ hinittb thi od, Aad walla to tei it ptb awy tbi clul, Tru'ti In Go-. Vkottir nyi, whin olou li an la Ihi ky ' 'lit p'Ul, biarl 1 light briikith by and by." Trutti tho Mott Iligli, Whottfr let', 'ninth wtntrr't l1d of mow Tbi lilinl bartitt of thi fmuro gil, Ood'i piwir mutt koot Vhoitir tin dnwa oa hli louih to lire p. Coaltat to luok caoh nuto la tlumlier ditp, Qui kaowi will knp. VhotTir mti To-morrow," "Tin l'n- known,' "The Futuro," trutti tkat powiraloai III daroi JUowo. Tho hiart that luoki ia whin tho oyili It eloM , Aad dim till to wkta Ufa knioly won, Ood'i oo tort kaowi. Thiro li ao aabiliif Aad day by day, aad night nnoonulomly, Thi kiart litti by tkat filth tb II pi din Uod kaawoth why. Miaoellaneo us How to Mako Good Tims Ifyoasrea merchant and wish to purchase a carriage, patronize your name mecnantos. It you ara a fanner patronize your oome meronant. If yon are a mechanic, do your business with the people from-whom yon obtain your employment It you are a laborer, spend your money with homo tradesmen, and thereby assist in making your town prosperous. if the business man, tbo meobanio and tradesmen are prorperous, the uboror, tbo farmer and all others in community will bo benefitted. Do your business ia a spirit of reciprocity. Jjetoaoh vocation try to assist tbo other, and in this way Will a friendlv and mutual relation exist whioh will prove beoefioial to ait. Do not Darehaao articles from abroad which are manufactured at bono if you can possibly help it. A little rirl who was sent ont to look for oggo cams back unsuooess- fol, and complained "that there were lots of ben standing around doing nothing." With nna hn.l ha kaU ksr tuian tifnl golden bead above tbo chilling wave, and with tho other Called loudly for assiatanco. Tbo wis oouutry eonain sow got aoaoooautof tho burning of bio bonso inserted in tbo newspapers weaoa is to sua oily relative. I' you wut a uwyor to work with wUgivohima wlilao work with r V ally If tbo sstato ia lars uA Vun joarrtdowM. (ill VOL. 17. A Fw Hints (or the Season. Setla ahoald bo plaoUd 'm Ui apriog. fferoral yaara oi aipeneoco bar ooocluairelT prorea that OMila pUuted in tbe fall ftra certain to barn the mum pi befuro January. Fire dollftro' worth of aanfljwor eeda will prod u 09 Inula for at leant twelve eats and an old ben. Snnfloweri can't be trained to climb np the aide of a house i but neither ean an elonhint Tuorofore, br planting iuufloore yon aroid plant- trig elephant. BpriDK in a, Rood lime to paper rooms. Mont any ouo of the fuimW can hang wall p tper. All joti neod ia a barrel to eland on, a pml of pnate, the old atnb of a white-waul) brmh and a boy to pour water ou your elbow joints to keep down the fiiction. If you waut to be oricriual. don't try to tnatch tbe paper. 1 be neaiou bas arrived wbnn soTon or eight stovee can be dinnensod with in the average dwelliajj-bouae. Any man who can kick etronir onongh to break a b re'a U cm kick over a stove. That tho earnest way to tret 'em down. Stove pip.i, properly made and put up, will fall when tbo stove does, Uorrow a wheelbarrow, rako, boo. spade and whatever else you miy want through the anoimor as soon now aa you can, ao that the ownars will forget to whom they were lent, A man who buys a wheelbarrow wheu he oan borrow one will never be chief doanoior of a life insurance company. spring is a good time to crawl under the bonne and find the tnUning iriioars, thimbles, butcher kuives, Mil ver spoons and pnil oovora. A great many families get rich by hunting no things which the cat bos lagged o it of the house during tbe winter. If one of the gate hinges is miss ing lake the other off and throw it away. It is batter to have agate on no hinges than oue binge and it is cheaper to throw away a hinge than to buy oue. home folks take np carpets and bnat thom in tbe spring. Others wait until fall and thou boat the cir pot store. Evory family cau tuku it choice, tbiri being a free country Throw oid bottles, oystor oatis, brokuu dinbus and so forth into your neighbor' yard, o's no tnau if h o in t pas 'oiu along lo tbe next, Detroit tree 'ram. Christ's OeaUi Warrant. Tbo Courit'r ik Et'itu says : tJlianco bus put into our li inda the uitst iiupoiiiug and intei'OHting judi cinl document to all Otitis) ians Hint Im ever bocu rorordud iu butunn annals i tuat is, ttio ao im warrant of our Lird Jo:is Olirist Wi. transcribe the docmuout from a copy of tbo truncation t 8KNTEN0K. Iten'Urtil hij Pouting Pihit, AHimj Uoor.rnor of liower (f ililce, tlutl Jean of Ndzereti tlmtl t'ujf'ci UiilU on the (Jro, In tlie year seventeen of the Em pire of Tiberius Ciosar, and the 4th of March in the oily of tbe Holy Jerusalem i .duons and Uaiuphu be ing ptiusts, saoiifleors of tbe people of Ood, 1 .'online Pilate, governor of the praotory, condemn Jesus of NuzuretU to die ou tbe cross betweeu two thieves the great notorious nv idonce of tbe people saying 1. 7e is a seducer- 2. He is seditious, 8. lie is an enemy of tbe law, 4. lie calls himself, falsely, the Son of Uod. 5. ' He calls bimsolf Eiug of sraol. 6. He entered into the temple, fol lowed by a multitude bearing palm branches in their bands. Ordor the oentnrion, Quintus Cor nelius, to load him to Uie place of execution. Forbid any person, whosoever, poor or rich, to oppose the death of Jesus. Tho witnesses that signed the death warrant of Jesas are i 1. Daniel Robani, a rharisoe. 2. Jannus liorabable. 8. Capet, a citizen. Jesus shall go ont of tho city by tbo gate streneons. Tho above sentences are written on a copper plate, On ono thoro are written these words i A similar plats is sent to each one of these tribes. It was found in an antique vase of white marblo, while excavating in tho city of Aquilla, in tho kingdom of Naples, in tho year 1835, and was discovered by tbo commissariat of tho arts attached to tbo Frenob arm At tho evacuation of Napleo it was found in a boa of ebony, ia the sacristy of Courts m. Mr. Donnon, of tho commission of arts, caused a model to bo mads of tho plate, oa which bo bad engraved tbe above sentence. At tho sale of bis oaUsetion of cariosities it was bougbt by Lord Howard for 5,884 franca. A ben doesnt mingle in pro mtsoaouo socitty i she ass bar owa sxolusivo sot. Fashionable women - are often very bravo tboj do sot fear to faoo powder, - , , MIDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY, Important Rules ol Conduct Nov or osaggerato. Never point at another. Never betray a oonfl lonco. Never wautonly frighten others. Never leave homo with auk in 1 words. Never negleot to call npon your friend. Never laugh at the misfortunes of others. Never give a promiso that you do not fill fill. Nxvur send a prosont lisping for one iu rolurn Nuvr fail to be punctual at tho time appointed. Never make yourself tho boro of your own story. Never fail to givs a polite answer to a civil question. Never nuostiou a servant or child about family matters. Nevor read lotters which you may find addroe sed to other. Never fail if a gonMeman, of boing civil and polite to lad ios. A'ovnr rofer to a gift you have an le or fever yon have rondo. Never lo.de ovtr tho shoulder of so other who is reading or writing. Nevor appa ir t notiaa a so ir, do- fortuity, ol dofoot or any one pros- ont . Nover arrest tho attontion of an iiKvnintanoo by a touoli. Sooik to bim. Never answer questions in gonoral company that have boeu pat to oth ers, Nevor, when traveling abroad, be ever boastful in praise of your own country. Nover call a new aequaiutauco by the Christian name unless requested to do so. Nover Ion I an articlo you have borrowed, no lot you have permis sion to do so. Never attempt to draw tho ntton lion of tho cjtupany coustautly upon yoursttlf, Novor piss botween two pursins who are talking together without an apology. Novor enter a ro im nomily i nover fail to close tho door oiler you, and nevor slam it. Nevor forget tint if you are faith ltd in a few things you may bo rulur over many. Nover exhibit too groat familiarity itli a new aonuaiuUuco j you may ,-i ve ofTuiise. Novor will a gentleman a!lu 1 J t oonquimU which be tuny hivo undo with la.lies. Never be gnilty of tho contempt!- Ile raoantiss of opening a private letter addressed to another. Novor fail to!ofTur the onsiost and beat seat in the room to an invalid, au elderly portion or a lady. Nover neleat to parform tho com mission which has boon entruutod to ou- You must not forgot, Nevor'eutor a rooui'.dllo 1 with people without a alight bow to the gouoral company wben first enteriug. Nover fail to answer an invitation, either personally or by letter, within a week aftjr the iuviutiou ia receiv ed. Never sccept of favors and hospi talities without rendering an ex change of civilities wbon opportuni ty offers. Never fail to tell tho truth. If truthful, you got your roward, You will get your punishment it you de ceive. Nevor borrow money and neglect to pay. If yon do, you will soon be known as a porsou of no business in tegrity. Never write to another asking for information or a favor of any kind, without enclosing a postage stamp for a reply. Never fail to say kind and ancour- agiog words to those whom you meet in distress, xour Ktnaoess may lift them ont of their dispair. Never refuse to receive an apolo gy, xou may not revive irieoasmp, but courtesy will requi re, when an apology is offdred, th it you accept it Never examine cards in ths card basket While they may bo exposed in tbe drawing room, yoa are not erpeoted to turn them over unless invited to lo so. Never should a lady accept of ex pensive gifts at tbe hands of a gen tleman not related or engaged to her. Gifts of flower, book, music or confeotionery may be aooopted. Never insult another by harsh words when applied to for a favor. Kind worda do not cost moob, and yet they may carry untold happiness to ths ono to whom tney are spoken. Never fail to speak kindly. It a merchant and yon address your clerk if ao overseer, and you ad" dress your workmen t it In any posi tion where yoa exercise authority yoa show yourself to bo a gentleman by your pleasant mods or address. Never attempt to convoy tbo im pressioa that yoa are a genius, by imitating tbo faults of distinguished men. ISooanso certain great man wore poor penmen, woro long hair, or kad other peculiarities, it does not follow that yoa will bo great by imitating their eoooakioitic ; ,.-; ".W ''"a i j iii'-sh prC' -.J - - .,.,-. Ml II Editor Bagthot's Assislant Colonel B igshot rnns a weekly newspaper called the Uulon; np in Clioditnk. Recently the colonel was called awsy to New York on lumi nous, loavmg the ''Union in the hands of an assistant who bad boou in his employ some time. Now the colonel knew that said assistaut had tho cheek of A brass statno, and tbo an lioity of a Now England fly, both indispensable at tributes of the oewspapor man i bat still, after being iu tno city nbout a wook ha began to grow uneasy, and telegraphed lo CUodunk : "How's things t ' B.ick came t'io answer from the "Unoio's" whilom editor : "liullyl Circulation of tho oil thing' gone up a thousand. Reon gettiug up a red-hot piper, and there's a ging outside that are weoping because they ceu't hoist the shingles off the roof aud knock tho whole concern to thunder. Stay away as loug a you like." Dags hot dido t wasto a momcut after receiving this ouoouragiug dis patch. He started home in tbe first train, anl reached Cbodunk boforo night. The first man that struck him was tho ticket agent, "Look here, colonel 1" he oried, excitedly, 'I've a darned good notion to punob your boad j you brazen faced old liar." "Why f asked Bagsbot. "Road that 1" and the ticket agent shoved a crumpled "Union" into bis hand. Thoro was a paragraph, markod , as follows i "ll'tilro'til Sum. Tho bandy loggod idiot who robs the railroad couipauy at this village has purohas od a new pocket knife. Mora knock ing down from tho cash drawer." liagshot bit bis bp. "liill," said he, "that's a calumny, and I'll see it righted in our naxt. It s tuy cussed assistant s work. "I don't care whose work it is," growled tbe agent, "but if it ain't , oontrsdiotod, somubody s got to dio; that sail. Bagshot didn't reply, but snilo I dowu tbo strout to tho "Uniou"' of- doe. Ho bad not gone half a Wick bn- fore bo collided with Deacon Marsh. The deacon sei.o I hitu by tin shoulder and exclaimed : "What do you mean, liagshot. by insurtiug that Hcaudulouly uutruo item about mo I ' "Unln t luswrt any item, ronlie.i , llio colonel. '-Don t sneak out or it in that way.' You know you did. Why I just cut out of the "Uuiou" lis ten : ' ll-.iiiom liUdl ();('(!. That, wbilod sepulchre, Dcucoti Marsh, was noticed, last Satuuliy night, trying to opeu the oial-holo in front of bis residence with his night key. l'be deacon was full as a goat, and couldn't lull tuoonshiue from groou chooso." ".Now that s nice, am t it. snying that I was intoxicated Saturday uigut, when I wont to boil al seven with a rag.ng toothache 1" "It's that reckless fool whom J loft iu charge," groaned tho colonel ' I'll mako it all right, M trsh," and Uagshot scurried on again, only to be coufrouted by Major Illira. "Colonel I'' uttered Klini, in bis doepest voice, "this is villainous I It's my intention, sir, to cull you out and shoot you through tbe heart What tbe dtice do yoa moan by -publishing this note in tho "Union' "Military Jotting. Major Blim, tho tattered old beggar, who bid in an oyster barrel duiiug the battlo o' Bull Run, wears a wig. 7e ought to be shot in the bock with a baken apple." "I can't help it, Blim," said Bag shot, wiping bis forehead, "It's all owing to that young devil in the oflloe. He bas made a red-hot pa per. Just wait, major and I'll fix things. Then uagsbot started again, uy ths poBtoflioe old farkor grabbed him. "Ob, you anfeoling ghoul I wail ed Tarker, "yoa ought to bo rode rail. The idea of making fun of my j.oor, dead child I' "70W I "How I Have yoa tbo cheek to ask bow t Maybe you didn't shove this into "Union," did you, you heartless hypocrite : "OBlTtJAaY. "Littl Binaio Psrkir Had a itomiob pais. Rhubarb aad ipnae Both woro ia vala Hi klokid tb goldia buokit, Uil pinat'i kiart r ion Tbiy'll bury bin to-morrow, At a quarter of four." Of course Uagsbot bad to explain, and promiiol tho bereaved father a two-column notioo of tho dead Uennie's many virtues, Ilardlybad ho done so, before yonng Cooler appeared. "Uolonel uagsnot, announcea ne, "you're a lying sooundrel. Thl is a nice thing to pat ia yonr black truard sheet about a young lady "Society ltetn. lli Oooley, the old bag on South street, waits around in a patent bustle in tbe hope of catching a fellow. Bat she can't ( not oven if obo lays tho paint on twioe as thick as she does now. But Bsgsbot dido t stop to boa it. Ht flow aorosj ths squAM and la- IL if PA., JUNE ,24, to tbe "Union oflloe like a flash. . No one wa there. That able as sistaut editor, wrned by friend nn known, bad dusted forever. Lying on tho dnsk was a "Union' folded so that this oolico cangbt Uagshot's eyes i "Literary Mem. Tho bald lieadnd snipe who protend to run this paper hits g.ino to Now York We flxport to bear evory moment of his sentence to Sing Smg for ar son and liiuhwty robbery. Tho cit iznus of t'lio luuk should ooiigrotu- lato themselves if the Colonel dons not disgrnco bis village by being hung If r iiit.ititHM le 1 Uagshot intVMr intends to employ another assistant uoitor, and jour nalists in M'larch of a situation will find it linallllV to kerp nwav Iroin him, K. K. Jfyrtr, in IWirvrlt Night Life 01 Younq Men. Ono night oftnu destroys a wh ln life. Tho lenkago of tho night koepit tho day forever empty, rsight is sin's barvi-Htiug time. More sin and crime are committod in ono u igbt than iu all the days of the week This is more emphatically true of the large towns and cities than those of tbe country. 1 bo street lamps, like a tile of soldiers with torch iu hand, stretch away in long linos on oithor sidewalk i tho gay Oolorod traUHparouoios are ablaze with attractions t tho saloon and billiard halls are brilliantly illutni natod t music sends forth its enchant ment the gny company begin to gnthor to tho haunts and bousos of pleasure ; the gambling dens are nllame with palatial splendor i tho theatres are wide open t tho mills of destruction are grinding health, honor, happiness and hopo out of thousands of lives. Tho city under tho gaslight is uot the samo us nndor Ood's sunlight. Tho alhiromonts and perils and pitfalls of night oro a huudrod-fuld deeper and darker and more doitruntivo. Night life iu our cilius is a dark problem, whose depths and ibysses and whirlpools uialto us start back Willi uouor. All night long tears ate falling, blood is 'Streaming, Young men, tell mo bow and whore yo i sp n I y nr evenings and I will write out tho chart of your i;h-iractor and Trial destiuy with iblunka to iusnrt your tintuo. It seems to ui nn appropriato , text would be, "Watchman, what of the night t ' "r.iltceumu, pacing thy bo tt, what of Iho night ?' hat aro tho yomi ; tneu of tho city doing nt night f Wiiorod i tliey spoo l their evoniii'M f Who arc their associates t What are their habits T Wiiero do tuny go in, and what time do you see them como out 1 l'olioo men, wool I tho night lifj of young men command thorn to the oonll doiico of their employers T Mako a rocard of the ni bts of one wook. l'ut iu tho tuoruitig pi per tho names of all the young taou, their lia!iU and haunts, who aro on tho street for sinful pleasure. Would there not be shauio and oon- fusiou Soiu'i would uot daro to go to their placos of busiuuss t somo would uot return Iioiti at nigiit i somo would commit suiuido. Iw.i member, young men, that in the ro tina of the All-seeing eye thoro is nothing bid but shall be revealed on tbo ItiHtaday. Buy A Homo. Hon. Claorgo Ilristow gave good advioe in a t.peech on tho subjoot of ' Home." Ho said every man should ou his borne if bo can. That philomphy which tells a mart to drift over this uncertain Hie without a home of bis own, is wrong, Tbo mnn who owns not bis own borne is like a ship out iu tbe opon sea at tbe hazard of tbe storm. A man who owns bis homo is liko the ship that has arrived in port and is moored in a safe uariior. uuo man should no more be contont to live in a home that is not bis own if be oan build one than one bird should take the risk of batoning in snothor one's nest i and, for my own a cot tage than to hire a palace. would say to every man, buy a home if you can, and own it. If a wind-fall bas oome to you buy a home with it. if you have laid up money enough by toil, buy a borne, if you uavo made money iu stocks buy a borne. Do not let anybody tempt you to put all yonr earnings back iuto tbe pool. Take out enougu to buy a nome auu bny it. Put tho rest book if yon will. Gamble on it ir yon must i but bny tho borne first. Buy it and sell it uot. Then tbe roses that bloom there are yours i tbo clematis and jasmine that climb upon tne porou belong to yoa. Yoa uavo piantoa mem ana seen them grow, w Den you aro at work npon them, you are worxiog for yourselves, not for others. If there aro children, there aro flowers within tbe bouse and without. The man who unexpectedly sat down on somo warm glue, thinks that there is moro thaa one way of getting stuck. Flattery is liks eologno water, to bo sniffed at, not swallowed. Old oflloers of tho army aro liko Utile boys i tbey bate to retire. White hair io tho flag of trooe under which old ago parleys with deOb.. .. A 1880. NO. 2 Tht Tree Toad. V H. M. Oa thi trunk of tbe mnplo tno, Down by thi roul. Snugly hid in ill luck, Bin thi ilttto Im load. Bnoh a eofliical clntp. Jufl tin iixi of your ihiimb, But hi mikft m much noim Al a lifi and drum. For hi ihouto and hi lingi Witt luiid, nioclnsf gii, 'Oil, when in the boy Who will nr,.l fiud mo Von my look upin l down. And nil thi trei irinind, But tbo m.rt littlo fi'll.iw It not to bo fouu I. Vou wilt icsroh h g aad low, And all tu day 1 jik. But tonilir, nfo hiil lun, Htill aingt tbo muii long. Of "lory me A lucky boy In Who ontobei a loud On a niipli tret." For tomlio il brown, Anil so il tin I red, And tin brown rj alike ti brownt enn In", flomilinttt hi it light, And lomotimoi drk, Anl bit eot la rougH Like a bit of tbi bnrk. Thin mug la fail ernok, It It hard, you . For a boy lo toll Thi toad from tbi In i. Bo hi "ill and lingi H'hiti tbo obildrio pity, And bi oriel aloud, Iu a taking wny "How plucky and lucky That buy will bi Who ft ml finds a ol On a mnpti-trei. Tribute lo a Mother. Children look in those ores, listen to that dear voico, uotico tho fooling of evon a single touch that is be stowed upon yon bv bur gentle hand I Mako much of it whilo yon bavo that most precious of all gifts, a loving mother. Boad the uufnth otnuble lovn of those eyes ; tho kind anxiety of that tono and look, bow ever slight your pain. In after life you may have friouds fond, dear Iriemls but novor will you bavo again tbe inexpressible love uud gon- tlenons lavished upon you, which none but a gnntlo mother bestows. Often do I sigh, iu my struggles with tbo duik, uncaring world, for the sweet, deep socurity I felt, wbon, of an evoning, nestling in her bosom, I listened to somo quiet tulo, suiU hie to my ago, read iu bur toudor, untiring voico. Novor can 1 forget her swoet glanco cast upon mo whou I appeared asleep i nover but kiss of pence at night, tears uavo pupsod away since wo laid bor beside my father in tho old chtiroh-yurd i and still bor voico whispers from the grave, and bor wutchus over mo, its 1 visit spots long since hallowed to tbo memory of toy mother. An Artist in Ice. Scarco As ice is this season, tliore is in Philadelphia an artist wbodo votes his time to tho preparation of images in inn, for tbe udornmoot of snppor tables at large parties. Tho figure of Atlas in ice is made to sup port a hollow globo to contain raw oysters, there boing an opening at the top to ladle out the bivulvos. A large ice swan, the wings carved in tbe most artistic niauuer, is afloat in a large dish of water, Tbo wings are made almost as tbio as glass, and nearly as transparent, though tbe artist oomplaius lust be can got no clear and good ioe. He bus also made an oyster bolder in tbe shape of camels and elephants, with a Hindoo riding, while back of bim was the cave coutaiuiug tbo oysters. His trade is so flourishing that be uses np about 3,500 pounds of ice in a single week. A carpenter is about tho only find man who is mad wben bo can't his lovoL Enooking a friend down is a suro and quiok way of dropping an acquaintance. Tbo reason given why an old toper's moutb would make good sole leather, was that it would uever let water in. A village with three saloons and no school bouse io not an inviting place for a new settler. Tho composer of "Grandfather's Clock" expoo ted to mako a fortune, but tbo profits of tbe publication stopped short at $11,500. An Indiana jury will stay ont as long on a hog ease as on a murder Ural. They aro going to mako all bo trouble they oan any way, "Dad, If U'o so Ininrioo to smoks. why don't obimaey's got sick and dter TbooUl geetlnn sssraly re plied that bo wtohotl be bad trunk strop haady. ' " 4 THK lQr, Pubttshsd every Thuradsv Evmkag JBBKUIAn CROUBB.JTrep'r Terms of Subscription. TWO IWIJ.AIW I'KR ANNUM. Pa. atria vithin all montha. or JJWifrrft paid within the year. No par oV continued until all arrsurago, a0 paid unless at the option of the pub lisher. BuIsm riptiotts nntsido of the eounty PAYABLE IN ADVANCB. tfesvM'crson lifting nod iiaiiig papers addressed '. others lt'cnntesulst'riners and are liulile for the price of the paper TUK UlULATaVrT KIDNEY AND LIVER UEDW r.VT.H KNOWN. HPNT'S RKMKDT h aa4 tVom ttofftifc tut iIIhm aii'l drain hunilmla who ham fetaa 1vn up rjr thylrLni to SI. HUNT'S KI.NMIV ruM all DlaotUM Iff tho Klilnrya. Hlaililcr, rrinAfyOrgwia, lroiay, flmfrl, IHtrta. and lacvatl-tiTi.-- anil It.-tr'titlon of t'rtn. II I' NT'S H K M Kit V rnnuriM !'. troaU In nptirtlti-, tiraca up Uia ayatoot, au4 rcoawad health l On- r ulf. IllNT's KK.MKDT rnra rata In tan Hftf, Hark, or l.olna, O-acral Dabllltjr, V'vruajo Itlaaakara, IMalurhvd hlrvp, Li nr AMlllr, llrbl'a IlaMiiH, ami ml GoiillnU nf i..- I'rla-4rlll Onpana. Ul'NT'S KKMKDV qulcily iiiducM Iho t,lvnr In hi-alihy action. r-aMvuif Uio caM that pradut Hlllnno Uiadailia, T'j I m i pain. Sonr KumMh, OMttoo, POa, r. nr tba oa of uunt'h HtsriiT uo Stomarh anil tin -nil. will awf-lllv regain Ihtir otrrnriJi,and lh mm1 will nrprrf-rtl- porlAvil, niNT I RKMKllTS r,ur. l rtll, ami tnwtm a want n-vrr hrforo nimlttH-d to Oi pb Ut, ami th iitmont rrllnnro tony b placvd In It. IlliNT-a Kr.flliil aa prnparManpi Ir for tho arT dlaaataa, IM ni lH-fn knnwn to fall. n trial will ponTlnrw wow. Fw OtdO hr nil rtraicnlata. rVml rbr Panphlat lo US. K. rt.AHKI, Pntlilna, SV fa lltca, t oan la, and Sl.SI (Urn Mat). flept. IS, TU.Iy. Manhood : How Lost, Huw Restored t faa Jii't ptibtiihril. a nrw ulilloa of ISO lr. I ilvervrir Olrhra .iVIl KaNiiy oa tin rndlral our (wiibout mylioiiir) of Si'iBMtTonnnoii nr Nominal Vrshna, Involuntitry flrmia nal l.naara, Imi-otrkct, Menlli snit Thyt i-icrkl Incapacity, Inipiiiiirnti to Msrrlisi. rlo. ; alao, Ousai'Mrrins, Kril.nrav anai Kiti, iii'luoiil lit itlMnilulgouoi or ma usl eitravagnnen, Ao. hoirrrlci. In a aeslct! envelops, only niX ornti. Tin oolvtirstiil nmhnr, In tbti ailmiro ahlo btaay, oliitrly ilrniooairatet, from a ihlrly yian mioaeairul prnollno, that Ik InrniinK conaciiinea nf if If nbtlni may In radically oure l wiiliotn ths itanter' out nai ot Inlrrnal mnlloinn or Ihi ap pliaminn of tbi hnlfi polnilBd eat a motle of oun at nnai iiuipli, errtnln, and otTroliinl, hi, may euro bimetlf cheaply, pritstrly, ml rmhoalit. Say7ViM hflurr wilt prow r boon 14 tlto'iiiiiiitH nnd thotimml. Hunt unJ.T Hnl. in a rlnln intetnM. any a lrciia, pott patH, on renoiptof IJ Oenis nr two poatirn atnmps. Ai.ilreaa tin I'litiMHhrrs. Tim culvi:iiwi;i.i. mkimoal ro. t f.o Si New Vnrk I'oat office orisBUnS Ht-pt. 7, 1H7S. ly. HJM 1IAIUT , Ohi'ckI JJilnlowsly- Tlil Moilli-ltio nul'l fur a amnll inarvta ahorl tlin r.it of n.inii MiuJmu. Alloxan troato'l lif liMlitl lra.rliic.n. for lull parlloulara mt ilra.a tho lilicovarer UK. N. II. I'Ol.I.INH, or Itm. H n. "oi tiaa, I.t I't rtn, Ind. t'eh. 6,'an.tin. CHOICE READING at Low Figures. O - - Y? K IHU'IISGTON, ofl'mnk- I it Ho, linvlns tedunit tho money fhr thl lollowliiK valiiahlo Hooka will I'muinenoo at onto 1 1 ounroa Mnrdor onunty. The (louiplatl l)(1li:s B(; nmonatiiw nmtnfiht feiitiirti.1 nf whlcli t liiHtory fr nil llnhKlnua Miwimm)nitUnn ; IIioh rftplilt-R of til I riHt rsjd WrUursi ( OHllvry of lllutrtot SiTlpturs ItK'liltit It rm numi'orol lHustrttlnnl ; Itl Kiirlnf TypOoi rNliy t tti Ktuiilemtotio lilollDK aul Umuo itU i'rlro. Tiie Acimits of Hey an other African l.iiilnrrra l.y .1. T ll-aitlay, tlieioimt Lrllll nt luacrli riiiuve Autuor in amor ANIMAL KINGDOM, aptondld vulutoi of lri'J paa-lo -oillnatra. tlona. Tlieao ere the innut highly IntertatInK nnMI oatliifit now nltoral tbo Amorloan publle and the prtoe have toen rmtut-ail an aa to bring tbem wlibln Iho meitnt of the lo.i.e-, anil lie. allien Mr. liufttnKtoii It renlilont In oureonutr and wbnlly re.Ublo. Dot. I, MONARCH OF THE FDELO! is the Acknowledged Superior of all Grain & Grass Cutting Machinery. This Machine lias been fully endors ed by tbo mobt hxport Autbom ity, after Most Thorough tests, aa to its Capacity and Execution, ae tbo most Wondorful Machino ever invented. iiemeaber, aador ao tlrennitUiCM ihaal yon buy a Ilea per or Mower natll yoa bsvi is amlned TUB OUAMriOM. WhMeTW yoa bear of one if tbeae MiehlnM la jeor vlilnlly, do not fall ta eiamloi It thoroagbly. i:ta L.IbtDeat of Draft, Itl Marvitoni Minarnl, IU Slmpllolt, aad lit Aatuaitli Adjaetal toirary ooaditlea of tbi Slid, ina aot tall U eommend It orer all libera. Firaten will b more than itir tntlined, wbia tbey larettl. ill IU manifold olaimt of tup rtority. aa I eat tu nooiereoi advaatairoi, that Ue UK AK PION u oerUlnly tb MAUU1NH M bewe. rerred. It II tatlaatid by thi aioet lenipeleit Jade that ortrona-Ualfol the Hay aad UrataCraf Iu tbi Ualt-d ctatet li barrMted wlU CRAM. IV MUWaHS k KEAP.K1. Tboaa sola. anted Maehlaee are tu til ky ' i M. U.OAKONKR, aelloHiw!, VOiitltT ttMlTH. , Mlddlebnrs. J. 1. BINO A. at A. If , ' TlMotvUI, aaS aleo by thi fAmvillas A feat, ' JAMtUII.EM.KT, . LUbIO Apr. w. mo. . , fnwewtvna Saon inn "al 14 i j L - - 1 at a.Jb Ja m aaaw arwai aaaa u.- i , baM eoelraeu atoy f e . I f