sin
i.rma. year,
. )lhimtion
I htsanion,
nines cards of
Ahne, per year,
AdnunUlrabor
i ti sliotlo",
80
s.on
.. ,1 r... .a;a pw line,
" H.irf'-4M.,.. OVj .
1
hortar pa-
4nd iliaa on year ara Mrahla
i tnt
raa ati pj vrt i W not
thf -J I 1 ulM
roapoooibla for tha montt.
ImWi
Poetry
TV bob) w-w vwJ
' Itf frf rM seelfcs lit feiineS treatl
jo nHvf-oiiv's INr glvait ram. . .
M.hL to Iks. Aki mimi
1 Hovel 1 ir-esairoi
jio soleae see iUf hr besas,
Tks poor sunfojlias, I k 441
. ...Ilk
Wkors'trea en-Ik Ihers ars tuna, Sooal
II atwvo w woio in" a 1 1 iraia.
l Is s soloes In Ihs 'Ins fcusr.
WoS k whole worM's tlorUt tale fro
vlsw
A. uMal alUiit. HAImI
Thai kflpt as ea In woslotr mt e.
r t Jvs fslih ha drk louJt lower,
Tki aol, Fsiber, lura fcoia jroa.
iVope I lb KrlftiU-l lowi
Tost klMait nr estst eWa
As. tltsBsS-ee't Beef. -
II loads a hr to tb .Urkfot hoar,
From yenlh t. tn-n lit U JYitt,
o brik li Inoons at we ,
Jlul mMoai do alii
Tk fruliloa of our knp
A swoo, porfan. bora oa (lit brotlh '
Of all Iko vlads Ikal blow.
Ik aisra aiik Jijrouo hoitt wt -Us,
Air. diMpaoiataiout opts
A dinVreat viola to our ojoo
Toss lk sss seta through oar kept.
Thseivlsoat pUat Is Chsrliy,
Wo only im ii boro aaj ihore
Onld-ku'l an4 aiodoM. owrrl aaJ fair
Mooning in In g rosl-rarliy.
Wo H efl la Iko lowly pUoo,
A lk bbjtbtr Welts at Haul,
With lit staple, swoot an I satntiv fries,
Crowatd with love's bright iliodotn.
lit laeoaoo purilro Iho onul.
Ii aiokra us kind la all onr kind
Aad. as the vcoro bsck from u mil.
Grow btnor bulb la heart and mind.
Ii Ii a oboln whose linko doth bind
fko aagols to Iho huiaa oul.
H e t e o t T v 1 o
TWO FAIR OECEIVERS.
Wbut do yonn men talk about
wben tbejr eit ftt the open wiivl)ra
molting on timiiner ovening f Do
von atippoae it is of love T Ioleet,
I suapect it is of money I or if not of
money, then at leant of ennietliin
that either makes m jnoy or epuuils
it '
Clere SnlliTan hvl been soenrlinff
Ills fonr yenra in E iropx, hih! he hni
just been telling his frianJ John SaU
den now he spent tuem.
John spent his vaeition in
Tork lie is innlineit to think i'ut a
!iro Stably. 13th stories couclmleil
n the same'way. '
"I have not tboatun J Jollar
left John.'
-Nor I, rieve.'
'I thought your eotimu die. I tw.i
years ? . an rely yon hare not
anent all Ibj oLI L'ontlemau's monur
5t n
ready t
'1 olW cot UiO.OOJ i I owed Imlf
of it T"
Gave it to bin wife, lie mirriod
heanty about ayr after you weot
away, died a few months afterward,
and left her hie hole fortune. I
had no cUim on him. He edic iiel
me, cava me a profession and l.'O,-
000. That waa very well ; he w.ih
oulv my mothor's cousin.
"And the widow where ia she T
"Livinij at his country sst. I
have never seen her. She wan one
of the St, Maurs of Maryland.'
Qood family, and all beautiue.
Why don't yon marry tile widow f '
"Why I never thought of suoh a
I "Yon ean't think of anything bet
jter. Write her a little note at onoes
Vy that voa aud I will soon be in
Jlier neighborhood.and that grntitndo
o yoar eonma. ana an luni kiuh n
hing fben bog leave to oill and
J ynr respeota, etc.
John demnrred a (rood deal to the
1n, bat Cleve was maaterful, and
hs note was written, Cleve himself
patting it in the post office,
f That was on Monday night On
Wednesday night the widow Clure
Jouod it with a dozen others on her
breakfast table. Sbo wa a dainty,
juiga bread little lady, wltb . ,
EM Ibtl drowto wlih drotaiy oloador,
Cktoko with ro-Uaf llallni Uador
Llptllki fragraal pai.
Bat this letter coold not be ans
WarAl Willi iliA hbiiil mlit trwm iiIa
was qaite aware that John 8l
4n had regarded himself for many
rears as his cousin's heir, and that
er marriage with tha lata Thomas
'tare had seriously altered bis pros
eeta. Women easily sea through
be best-laid plans of men,' add this
plan- was transparent anjngb to the
brewd little Widow. . John would
WOely have liked the half oontemn
Joous shrug and smile wUloh termV
Mted her thought- oa the matter. -I
"Clementina, if you oould spare a
Vroont from your . fashion paper, I
oi to oonsoll yoa, dear, about a
( Clementina raised her kltte eves,
propped her paper, aaJ aald i 'Vho
it. Canr'
"It U John 8aUam. U Itr Clare
4 not married ma ha would have
hatited tha Clara ssUt 1 think
N is coming bow In order to See if
t Is worth while asking for,eaettiob
d by kiaaonslo'a widow.'
"What .eliUbness I Writs and
l him yoa arc Just leaving for the
'un Canal, or for tha Bandwioh Is
oda, or any thar iooor)aUat
"-ailktrsa Utierr'-i than
C sir? naJioi a
r'- I r' l-'-tt'iMrrc.'?
7fT.
II I A.I l I
WWW
VOL. lGr i MIDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY,.
tha Widow . Clare, aod I your poor
friend and companion '
Uood I very goo 1 1 ."The Fair
Deceivers' -an egculUnt comedy.
How I shall snnb yon Fas I Aud
for onoe I shall have the pleasure of
out dreeaing yon. But has not Mr.
Selden seeu yoa t'
Ho i I m m man ted in MarrlanJ.
and went immediately to Europe. I
earns back a wid w two years ago,
but Mr. Beldun hat never reroeinb-LTIien
ere 4 me nntd now. I won ler who
bis friend is that be proposes to
bring with him V
Oh, men always think in purs.
Fun ' They never deride ou any
thing until their particular friend
appro via I dare any tuey wrote tue
letter logetuer Wbat is tueguu
tlcmin's nAms V
The Wi Ijw examine! ths note.
.My friend, Mr. Clove Sullivan.'
"Do yun know him luineutioe f
"No i I sin quite 8'iro I cover aaw
Mr. Cleve Sullivan. I don't fall in
love with the name do yoti f But
pray accept the offer f r b th cent
loman, Fan, aud whte this morning
doiir.
Then Clementine rctnrned to the
consideration of the l ice iu ajuilleA
for her new evening drum.
The plan so easily sketched we
subsequently thoroughly diwuttsed,
and curried out
The cottage nt Riybnnk was tnkon
and uo evening at the end of J nne
the two lidies took piseeneiou of it
The new Widow Clure bad eugaged
a maid in New York, nnd full into her
rtixrt with charming ease and a very
pretty assumption oi aullionty t ami
.'... i
the real wu w, in Uer plain nes
and pensive, quiet luanuere, realiznd
effectively the i lul of a cultivated
but depstidont compiinion. They
had two diys in wuicu to re.ie.rje
their nita midgut ollthehimo-
hold inucliinery in or l r, nod the
gentleiut n arrived at Kiybnuk.
ran ami Clementine were quite
ready for thoir tist call tho.luttor
in a rich nnd exq iiite morning o a
tuine, the former iu a simple uiohsoi
potted lii'.vu. (Jli'iuauline went
through the introduction with can
eiioiatn cii so of in tnnur, and in half
an hour thev were a vorv plwmunt
party. John's Voneinahip affiirdud
an exc -llent basis for informal com
punioiieliip, nud Cleiiieutiue gave it
full promiuenc lulel iu a fw
d iys Johu begin to ti id the ri-la-tionehip
' . tireHonie it had beeu
U Hhiii John d i Him, 'U nuifl .lo'm
a . .
COue note, c muu'Viiiy ; nil I one
nilit "hoi Cicve nnd ha ett down
to aiuoke their li'i t! ciar, Iw w is ir
ait.ible enough to give liin objection
the form of Hpcoiili.
Clove, to tell you tlioli onot-t truth
f d t not like Mrs. Clare.'
I tld.ik e'.io is a very lovoly wo.
man. 'o in.
"h.v nothing against nor beauty.
Cleve i I don't like her, and I have
no mind to occupy the place that
beautiful, ill-used Mine Mart fi I
The way Couhiu Clare ignores or
nunbs a woman to whom she m hi
evory way inferior makes me augry
euough, 1 newure you '
..i . i ii .t :tl. il. ...
i'vju i iaii m iijvo ni.u luo nuu
woman, John.
Your advice is too late, Clove ; I
ara iu love. There is no use iu in
ileoeiviug ourselves or each other.
You seem to like the widow why
notmirrvhort lumqiite billing
you should '
"1 bank yon, loan i I liavo airea l y
made notuo advances that way. They
hsve been favorably received, I
think.'
"Voa are so handsome, a follow
has no chaaue agniusi you. U it we
shall hardly quarrel if you not inter
fere betwoen lovely little Clement
and myself.
I oonld not aB ir,l to snuia ou
her. John t aha is too poor. And
what on earth aro you going to do
with a poor wife T Nothing added
to nothing will not miu a ducout
,ivinK-
I am going to asic uer to da my
wife, and if sho does ma the honor
to say 'Yes, 4 will make a doceut
living out of my profession.'
From this time fortti John uevou
ed himself with soma oetoutation to
bis supposed cousin's oompiuion.
lie determined to let tue wujw per
oeive that ho had made bis choice,
and that be. could uot be bought
with bor money. Mr. Smden and
Miss Marat ware always togothor.
and the widow did not interfere be.
tween her. compaulon and couniu.
Perhaps sbs was rather gla I of their
close friendship, for the handsome
Cleve made a rauob more delightful
atteudaut Thus the party foil quite
naturally into ooiiplos, and tha two
weeks that tbn genlle&en bad first
haed as tha limit of their stay
lengthened into two mouths.
it was notlcanla that as too ladins
basama moraooon louiil ,witl their
lovers, they had less to say to each
other ( aud it begun at last to b
mte evidimt to the real widow that
lis nlay must end for the preseut
or the mntHtmtut would coma pre
maturely,, (.ircumatauces favored
her duloriulnatiou, O.ie iiliflit Ctum
sntlna with A radiant face, oaiue Into
her Maud's room, nud said, "Fan, i
have eomethiug to tli you'. Cleve
has asked me to marry him.'
"rtow. Clsment, yun naretuui mm
W" .1 it-1 t
'Yes- Our little play piogreaars.
finely, foliu Hnklen akud me to be
bis wife to-nfuht''
'l told yon ineu think and act in
pair.'
"John is a n blo follow. I pre
ton led to think hia oonniu lirvt ill.
lined him, and he dofnodad him un
til I wa eslmuud of in.vnelf t aUi.i.
Inlely stid Clement, that ir-ft were a
andhieut exoune for Mr. Uvea will
he bUmed hi own pt i ll-i
ness and promised if 1 would oulv
try to end ire the Hlingt an 1 arrows'
of your out ngeons temper, Clemont,
for two years longer, he would bavt
mile a homj for in o in w'.iio i I
oould be bitppr. Yen, Clement. I
h mid marry John H A Ion if we ha
not a tivo'dollar bill btt.voun m.'
"I wind Clove bad bjun n little
mors explicit about his m ny ui tt
tecs iwover. tlioio is time enough
yot. When they leave to morrow
what sliall wo do ?'
"We will rem tin bore an-ithnr
month Levine will have the home
ready for mo by th it timo. h ive
written to litin nbont refuruishiug
lue pariors.
8 1 next day the lover parted,
with many promises of o instant let
tors nnd future happy days togothor.
The interval was long and dull e
noiigh i but it pinned, and one morn
ing I'oth goutlemon received notes
of invitation to a em ill dinner party
at tlio wid i Clare's mansion in
street There wan a g o 1 deal of
dressing for this party. Clove wis'i
ed to make his entrance into his fu
lure home ns became the prospoctivo
master of n million nud -a half uf
money, nnd John waa desirous of!
not snfforiiig in Cletuent'e eyes by
any comparison with tlio other gout
leiueu who would probilily hi tlivre
Scarcely had tlwv entered the
drawing roo.n whoJ tlio la lies ;-
poared, tlie true widow ()!tre noi
longer in tho unassuniug toilet nlio
had hitherto worn, but ui ngnilicont
in white crepe lisso an I e ilin, hor
arms and throat uu I pretty lie t.1
tlishiug with Mipphiros mid dia
monds Uer companion ha I ns-mm
e I now tho role of simplicity, an I
C eve ns diappointod willi tho
tii st jinnee nt her plain wliiLo C.m ii.
borv gaiuo dress.
John had soon nothing but tho
bright face of tuo girl lie loved .and
tlio lovolight in hor eyei. it 'fore
site o mid spoak he hid taken 1 1 1
her hands end whisperod, "l.jnrust
aud ,! t and lovnliost Clement.'
or niuilo uns vcic I liim first
Then she stid: "I'irdon mo, Mr.
uldnii, but we htvo boon iu m is
qneiablu nil suinmer, n;i. n v we
must uuma-ik bef ro real I if j b-,'im
lv naiuo ii not Clomxiitiuti Mint,
but Fanny Clare Cousin John, I
hope you nre uot riisapp jiiited "
1'hen she put her hnnd into lohii's.
and they wandered on iut i the on
scrvat ory to lioisii thoir explana
tion. Mr. Clove Sullivan found himself
at that momeut in the most trying
circumstance of his lift. Tho real
I'li'ineiitiiie Marat stood looking
down at a fl lwor on the crapct, nu I
evidnnlly expecting him to resume
tho tender attitude he hud ojuii uc
customed to bear toward bur. e
wan a man of quick decisions wIipio
his own interests were concorned,
and it did not tnku him half a min
ute to review his position and d.;ter
mho what to do. Tiih plain bioudoi
Hiri witonui loiiuao whs not i:io gin
ha Oould marry i she In I deceived
him, too be had a sudden and eevere
spasm of morality t his coiilldonoo
was broken ; he th night it was very
poor sport to play with a in in'
most sacrod feelings t ho lia l boon
deeply disappointed aud grieved,
etc.. etc.
ClouieuUao stood perfootly still,
with her eyes fixed ou thec.irpet and
her cheeks Hushing, as Clove made
his awkward accusations. She gave
him uo help aud she made no do
fouce. aud it soou became embarras.
sing for a man to stand in the mid
dle of a large diawiugiooui und talk
to himself about auy girl. Cleve
felt it a .
"Have yon done, sir t' at leng'h
she sekod, liftiug to his f.icn a pair of
blue eyes scintillating with atom
aud anger, "I promised yon my
final answer to your suit wheu we
mot iu New York. - You have spar
ed me that trouble. Good evening,
air.'
Clementine shows 1 to no one her
disappoiutuioot, aud she probably
soou recovered trom it. Her lifo
was full of many other pleasant
plans and hopus, nnd she could well
afford to let a selfiili bive piss out
of it. She remained with her frieu I
uutil after tho unrriago between hei
snd John Soldon had been oousum
anted i and tbeu Cleve saw hor uvne
among the list of (itsseugors on oue
particular d it for h uvpe. As Jo in
and his bride left on the s u
' earner, Clave auppnsod, uf oourse,
she had gone iu their company.
"Nioe thing it would bj f r 01 vr
Sullivau to marry Johu .Sol tin's
wife's maid, or aoiuathiug or olh ir 1
Some fellows are always uuluoky iu
love atfiirs l always am.'
lt n ysar afterwards he retterat
si this statement with a great deal
unnecessary emphasis )I was just
buttoning his gl iTris prep irUorr to
starting fur hie afieruoon's drive.
wti-T ra old aeqtMiutauoe hadet
"No, think von. I h vh protjii to.l
my wifelo ride with bur this after-
noon
i
"Tour wife I When were you wor
ried f
"Last month, in Paria
"And tlm h ippy lady wan'
. "Why, I thought yon kue-v ev
ery one is talking about my good
fortune Mrs IMmer is old i'sul
Marnt's only child.'
"Whatt"
'Miss Clcrannline Marat t Hoe
bring me nearly $..,0o I.OOf) in m m
ey no 1 real entato, and a heart be
yond all price.'
"How on oiutli did you mo.-t
her f
"She was traveling with Mr. and
Mrs, Scldou you know Johu S.il
deu. !She has lived with Mrs. Mnl
dun ever since she lft noo o .l lUoy
were Mends wuuu they were girls
together. '
Clnvu gather id np his reins, nnd.
iiodlin,; to Mr Frank Btdmer,
drove at n tinablo rate up tl;n avoii'M
ami tlirongli tlio I 'ark He could
n t trust himself to npotk to any
olio, and when ho ill I. the ru'.mrk
which ho male to himself in strict
confidence was not flttteriug For
onco .Mr. C eve Sullivan tol l Mr.
t'lovo Sullivau ed it hoh ll b ten bit
ly punishod.aud tbalhe hi l well do
served it.
For BJtter or Wjna.
Tlio d l ni.n ISenJigo keep a pretty
hi-i rye nu his ila ilit t Mary. S'id
'iinyawo ill.no li- e iia ink in e
Wilk utter a lew miniUsi' cnivcri
! ii n wit l the ha'lh 'nrte l pno'i'.
Tim old elmp is ntuck tuis time, Im
ever, a-i I v.uls n o uut tor a wi'illiug.
Altoi' Hi ) l ieky yo'i'i f iiiuilia l
b'-fu 'iirkin M iry l'irsi iii piiiI.s,
thi n'd ifi'iitlein ill -topp'cl jii a usu i',
ri'so I a private coul'itb, und hid
oil with :
' Y ii e m like a nico youn s nmn.
m I ie'hiip4 you nte la luve with
,I rv V
' Y-, I m.'' wns the h nest rep'y.
II ivfii'i aai'l auylUing to her yi t,
have yun "
"Wri, n i ;"fit I think she recipri
i-a'rn mv hifec'inn ''
!.-, ell Well
b-t me tell you
Oii't'lliliiit. I.er III. i
b -r .In-1 u
I innt r, ail lliorj,I ii l nj'.t t Ii r
.Mti v liisiiiiiint.il her in.i,ii r."
"I'm wi ling to iai'! toe o i m;e,"
repli i tho lover.
" Ves, b it y"U s.-e M ''' ha s trr-
ilil.i to iipo. .S i 'I Ii in t trie 'Inwo
knite mi ma with in o'it to eoiinnit
mil lr.'
I'm usnl lo th.it Mt a
'htOr
j"
t like her, ' win tlie imwer.
'Ami voa m'i i'il I k now th it I h ee
.worn a S. d o Hi ii 0;it'l II ( lo ijive M n v
a cent uf uiy projiony ," cot. tin i.- l
'h-i l ither.
"W-ll l,d rut icr U't In p-mr und
h'lil I up. 1ii f re 's juure lOniiiuiM in
it."
The nl I man li-d nns re iro hoi in
Ilia cjiliiii", nu. I lo ui 1 :
Peli"ps I ouishl to tell y ii t Ii r '
Mary's modi t ran oway f om my
Lome with a butch, r, an vi h t ull ln-i
leUnon ilivd in the I'lMirnon-e.
Tll-u tbiii.'i tu;L'lt tlii'iau up iu
alter vi nr., mul nmv X wen vu.
"Mr. II i.iIil-o," rrplio th
lover
"I tfo ll"rloli la. bitor. o I tlio
bat you were oa t"al t ir lorery.
hud lo jump Cnii-ajO f'T bigiiny,
an 1 e'ved a yr in S . o r : i
f(J, e, .m,,,, ,
g..:ng In
nnrry In'o your la nily .to jrivn yen
ib cut lopuiaiiu! Theit o"
thanks goodby !"
Mr. ISeniligo lio'tel af;or the
young nisu with his mouth wido
opeu. Slid wheu be could get hi
jiws to ther Ui st 1 :
".iue luforu.il bvciia has went
and iven me awav on
Vetroit .rs J'rest.
my
A Sa. iajj dostajls
......... .1... i...- k.. i i . I
A Jilting nil rj tri4 v-Fiivmio I
violent passion for a oeighb inug
luu'attross, an. taking her ooe n.gl.t
ll.llllll.l llllll Oil ll'l fll.l fill'ill Ifllllil HHF
nut for Uoorgetowu lo have the
ceremohy of ininiige celebrated
Mul in endeavoring to navigate a
mud hole the mule npoarently I st
his power f loo lib ot. m, an I tho
dukeygot lo.va to eiamiue inio
the cause of it Uufortunate'y. he
got too rl mo to the animal s hind
logs, and an unexpected convslsiou
of the mule e extremities eb.rthim
out to the side of the roid with a
violence wtiieh resembled ths din
charge of a ouuuon ball.
"Wuat s de miiter I" inquired
the prospective bride, astouiaued at
these burned movement. ,
"Milter I dar s beep da matter.
Oia wed liu' ain t a comin uST " '
"W bat's de rsiswn it aiul t"
"1 tar's reason nnf id it mule got
sutntiii do matter wid bis hind logs
sol so got eii'itlu de matter wid
my stomach and dat a reaaou uut
to' slop a weddin."
And it did. 'etvr .Nk.
The woinla Snonoi Ul sovt -Wth
ImSS soul,' "tl id VI 11 SOUl.' Mvsthles
spirit.' "diso ntio tied eoufr 'd'Sa u.
bodied spirit," Vtornal 'toriue'it,
oteaiol suiVoriug iu oouiclu.s mis
sry,' 'pneuding lormout,' vteiUstin
soul,' itud all their kiu ImC w nils,
iVe wolds that nsvar itt a iuugte ia
stance are t mi I tu the Usd. Mat
fnm the apious" maunetjin wtihh
ihe W tls at pa.ed u ns fixwi
PA., MARCH $1,
. brains cl Coi J
The less men think, the more thev
talk.
Never pick the leeth or clean the
nails in company.
What uiilit not to be douo, do
not even think of doing.
Never fail to give a polite nnswer
to a civil qiicslion
Never question n servant or child
about family matters.
Death lias nothing toniblo in it
but what life has irl i It so.
Never refur t a gift ymi hive
innde or favor your Ii ive rondere I
Ono shonl I suo'.( f if others the
happiness one tlutires for one's self
All I have soon teaches mo to
trust the Creator for till 1 hitvu not
seen
Hetnrn equity end jontiqo (or evil
I jiih 1 1 you, nnd p.y goo.luu.is by
goodness.
He temperate, liiij't ir has tnndo
more puipum t'.ian all other vil'os
Combined
Actions, looks, word 4. stopi, f rui
the steps by which wo may pjiell
chanictors.
We cm make our expi ionco into
lutdgjs, to boir us safely over what
is beforo us if we will
The way fo." a man tmccitre him
self from wickedneiH i to withdraw
from the example t of it.
Marty a imi'i bears his own faults
patiently, nud those of his neighbor
imputLiilly.
It is easv to pick fl iws in other '
. i i. i... ..... i-. i i ...
' " ; " ; 1
do hotter wuik yooif .
O ;od lesol.itious are like horses
4UehrstCost,s an llei.l of loss luipor
tn.ico than the U. epmg ,
Keep tho holois ut arm s length.
Never turn a Losing around to see
whether it has a dar si-.e.
Bo anxious w.,.,0 you relate any.
thing, to tell it jlst .is il occurred.
OVer vai v III mo ii'iinii iil'.'ii-i;.
Aruu nnet in company is getierallv
the oint s .it of convmi ition, uu I m
bioks Hie worst roiling.
lie punctual t noglecl of this die
tnrlu business ariangMiii'ints, wait
ed time, nu 1 ets a bad oximplo lo
others.
Never deceive for tho nako of s
f ioIiho j.'Kt, or lo excite tlio l ing iter
of a f. o mi litiuus ai tuu uxoensi
nfil fiieli.l.
"l.iisioii pu'sus o it f our pre
repts." and mistress Mid in aid ure
iii-vur so muo'.i alike as wiieu l)Hb
nr iu p.ii-ioii.
It.i 111 itilm. Irapriro enc'i
. ...I. I. ...
mi ,
liyil'U o i iii'i in i io uionniiio
: rn u row, i id iluiice,
tl.l'tliul liiseuse
.i.( loot lei
I'Iih ti.st iii-til'iti'ii) voiiclisif.i 1 to
our liu'o wu tho Silibith ; the
next, mari'i ige. Si give yooi- fii!
tiioiihi to hvaveil, tho Utxt tj your
Aip'ubstical Curiositiss.
The protean tntiiio of the vowel
sounds is fiuih.ir ti nl'. A few
tmusing cX'iuiplos will s'ruv that too
conson i'it are nearly as 1)1 I ;
It iu ikes a road broad, tuuistlie
oar to a h.-or. nnd Tom in.o it toii.li.
C mik s limb cliiub, hai
change I, a lever i-levcr, uu i traus
pol ls a lover to ol ver
D turns a bear to beard, a crow
to crowd, nud makes an'er danger.
F turns lower legions into tlo.tor
rei ns.
II oliangi l eiht to h.'ig'at,
K uiiikfs uow know.
I. tr timfoi ins a pear ino pearl.
N tin us a tine, into Iiiimi, a crot
t j a crown, nud iu ikes nne none
I' meta u orph ues luiiber iut
plumber
CJ of itself has no slgn-'ticanco.
S tmus even to SoVeii, makes hove
oliovo, an. I wor.l a nvor.i, np -im
j spear, in ikea id tuhter uf In,' .iter,
and oiiri tuly ohstigos having a uoe
to siiaving a h 'e.
T makes a bough
bought, turn!
lieio ivf iiirre, nun, nun t. 1,11
transforms llio nhrsse "alio his
is ono to tone, an i. "V ' , " ' ' " " I .V t'.Z
i... tt wool mo,' hv miny ..flu... c. J . I II , ..' V
;0kVII-lo .. ul(v nt.vn."
I l 1 ... 11 l.l.. ...1,....
V does well, e g , hose are whose,
tire hoc mies w ire, on win, tuneo
women, so a i.v, v.e vev : it in ikes
arm xiiini, aud turus a list
wh it f
V tin lis fur Into forv.
into
mm to
many, to to a t y, a rni t a r.ihy,
ours to vonrs, and a lad t- a lady.
4n t nira.y i uoe.
Wasn t Atrai J ol 0 .8.
In the battle of I'rsnklin. u w and i
then there wse a soldier who would
not face the nriMO, but take "leg.
bail" for the rear. Tuee cui'i wete
i-eiting .h iimuv'rous toird the
i-lose ..f I'.ie battle, and C d. it
was went l-icW ti intercept Ine.u uo I
return thorn to their respective pU
of d 'v.
l.l. t hi!ed one Mlo
wis mitKliii line." lor bviuib i.rvii
i ....... i ... -
aafetv aith all the vnergv of d-i-tvir
"Halt I I say, and go oick lo j.m.
post '
The Chilouel now b.srame tis;vrt
ted. aiid yelled out :
"It you dou't tum aud go Uci t
your CHuumsiKtv I Will sUoot you,
eir t" s
Wit hour psnsfng in bis tl.ght too
viKber yvlUvl back St t i e .
'sUHt an I b bag I ! W bat's
oue bullot to a lkltul V .
Ctd. II tot him gv aud after
the batlKt td tu uoKlu as a
4
i -
1871).
Adapt Slioci to Your Feet '
Why it should bo dtsimhln t.
have a ihiimII, wi nk foot tiny uioro
limn n t-nuill iumI wenk loiiiu is tint
(nsy to colict-iie. For I lie putpn-.).
ol having nu h tittinll fi..f, uot n few
wear boots .itie nr to oif.i s Ion
Hiinill end About two-lliiids uf tin
width of the f,ot nn it soiild l.e nt
I he bull, if nllow ed lo fpieii limil
does when n'ai.ling without thn c ui
tiiii in-lit if tlio boot. Asa iin'nrul
ti?d iieooKsaiy usull of .sntli pineli
lllg Hill OiM.l'll Hill, tl,,, f.,t
comes deformed nud larger than i'
would tiiiMially grow, wiMi vuU-i
j tiiits, nnd loci turuc I finm n ne
psril.il with Iho fio', - miy iioihini
of the troulleioii)o corni so no
in'.Vlng mi l oi ipploiu' to ii I ii K' r!n t.
of yoiliu omo i. Th.. woihI lemiil-.
f tills tf i;i:iiiig li iiloiii i.f wi-aring
Hinall mi I icur iiv booti is fi lt by
children when allowed to inlyro
tlwir bonis. It is poor cciiiomvto
allow Iho young to weir bjols
when tho feet luve b. c iiie too large
for them Kii.c.i di -formity of Iho feel
is cit-tily piolaecd ui ii-i lime.
"iVIan tho kils niotoo short for
the wearer, nu I thn heel ii too
high, Mio iugroA'iu - of thu tiaih is a
perfectly natural luMi't.
CoMiM I Spring, sweut, sweet
spiing, wid no, hi Liu hero. To e
green gras will rprout : tho ken.
player und the I uiiukiii will l unli.jl
. i ........ i i ... . .
iuo mine iovo will l.irilo I it m hi ile:
the Diliiihlj bee wtil b.i.ul.le In liisi
U.lmhlo, the fev., yeilow j ickvt
(J , ( i
. ti iU' VUll 0t
will dHte,H. wi.,.., p.uils, K.rwl,e,, v
foH,1i(, b , J.
,, , ( I
I editorial t.ii. coee.f ,, t.,c0 aid
tvtl u of lnu
u ... , .. . ..."
"Panbo, Is your master a (food I
farm.-r 1" I
On, yes, in is.i, Trst ratu farr.irr !
he lllulien t,vo cn.pi III olio val. '
"How is that, Sambo f "
"Wiiy. ho sell all nis h iy ia J,j fi .
una luuko money ouco ; ilea Iu du
nprilig lli fc-.-n do hi leu ol) ilj c ittlo
hut Uiu f .r uut oh h iy itu.l iuuuo
luouey twice.''
i ' i i i i umi
j ' Forjjnt Idoo I ' wmio it young
man to h.n loi.-.t mo f W.i.u
ie ijri'i f rg Us r v ; w
i Im et ir- f.irg I to ni..o ; w .. u I .
... :. . . , ..
i r.eis i j iu i ; u to inc n j u- .
I Ig't 11 I .' i Mi tie.-i. jii I ui til
will 1
! li.tt th.-r.'
IiO II i . j
li.r.r
lO vi ',
, ' Hies User,
mi.
ii hei ri w t
. w.i
b.i.
I uu iiur ttu-,
ul SIO.o.O in i
All i.l-l ioMI'1? K-liv
! how he oooid iici'jiut
lol'iiiiug imu s ll,'ly.
uot t-o I'm u ', " c:ii.l tic,
. iis t.o i:l ut:is ol I. t
eied Hie haod-ouitst
for ij time
"N tl'ir-j .is
-loc uu u I
w u c mil I
co. I 1 in tu j
lieihb .ih n'd, liuc my lairse
d y . .ij pod uu uA'ay fji' alio!
buy Lj m.is l ilii.-i pi-mi I i. ki.
I'Utl
hcl
I That
jb.livi to hla t'lie UV i "l Wls.l VoO
had l.il O c.Miul.ies. und t-aca co 1 i
, liy 1,'J 0 ci'.i. H, uu I v ic.i i-uy l.JJJ
StlOVIS, uu I c.ich Otlett 1,'VJ
fttii.l ea -ii h'ooj l.UJJ b. ;-. atij tutl
lyuiiwoiii l h.ive -to l.J iu e.i'.-ii ut
l;ioio 1 no; Oe.li, l.J ') Jeir w".U
the uioat fc.ir! j! to.-t uacLo,
A r.i 111 ptsii'ig t!iroigo a gitowiv
1U the is' im 144 1. iut a poat. "i
i-i'j Unit poi ti iu t ie ioierre
.'ioiui !" was bis aigr reuiaik.
Heller wUh it was so i.e here enie."
sii I a hysu.i.Lr. "ivoj iiiia'Lit rua
UgalUet it ll,'.ll:i '
1 1. m
.ki..l
. . ,
' w. u
"V - . "' 1 ' M
,UlUVi.t Hi U. .
Look
out lor t ie p..i.i. i h.irtfd
ttu ul'ivofa Ci.i.vi.o
1 a ioy 111
1 theatre, niieu tl.eUcio of
the pi it
kikeJ tt.e lierol'lH.
A.prtut con.ii.it v ilia woroa'i
who rso vlrv a n.ol witho.it bittiog
her ticgoi tiiue ti.ucs out if a s
iblv ten.
L.i.u t..B. I
"I never tne a f -Iil.u I wo
man who didn't thiuk iu ie i-f a f'l
i hi. i -t a npiig'i easi'olo iu."
mvs Tal.u iov
Wh it Is t i.i
llcht IhkiI so I
.liJ.-tamv brtv.va a
an oi'i tn . f One
jiu ikis aoru.s tho othvr m.ikea coru
."
Mouei is pUult .it oiio Woit-
ru States lu-t eveu L Cl-lar
tvu"t hsve to ori.
Wliol root c iirra lie. uiv-t Coiv
teiulel ? I li u iif vf ttie iu a.
Wh U-t ui s-kii iiKttaui
Iwtout A hvOWlkl'Sk
Whit raatt vu tuimw without
bivsViug it t til ooev
How toxvciur livKtUau4 -1.,4
sivc'itd a tsits mw
Wh it grosia bu-gi-tr tfcs . ya
kmtiaot it tKbV
A Wi iVM-vat evd A ti js
"I'll 14 I'tWT.
PllMUhrd cvry Thursdnv Kvrr.bvg
JBREMtAU CHOUS.n, Prrr-
Ttirms uf fnl rnplirt,
TWO noiXAK I KH A.NN'UM. ry.
nhlr vMl.in h( months, CU.oOil not
pithl within thiveiir. No pspor die
coniiiiiind until all nrrosru'o are
paid iiiib)n at the option of the pub
lihor.
rJuUcriftloiis oot'lde of the potfntf
r.tv.tni.R ix AvAK.
s9rere lifting and twirff f.srs
aJdrosiicil '.rf5f1fsfw b"rsrHewi'',',-e
4t;d ro ImII m
Saddler an
Ha
Harness
er
County, Pcr.na.
Contrevllo. Snyder
K- f nn huBil. i il iDnlcet H nilr 'l k mis
nl I irniw, fin.llo., lin.Hr. Wliijn, ;.,lnr
i. All work iruriiMiiil I n i.n ti
r. v.i.lfl Ml l.ut . mat jrn ivm m
uiel-r-in.li hi. lnMlnm lu.'ji.
: vinn ator
ttfz X.r.k II.
TKc QRlGiNAL & ONLY SEKUIstf
" Vibrator" Tbrcsbcrs,
r.a ir.oTEo
MOUNTED IICRSC POWERS.
An.l tilrnRt Threthr-r l'.nriM--,
!iICH3LS, SLEpXnD & CO.,
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