"" ' - - ; ' . , ....... - , '-.. V . " r . . . . r ', s '. . . - ... t . - ' ' ' " , ff ' ; diatom, I ' ' - "r ;'-u ' -"''--U. .-a-v f H .:..n t - - :, colum i, ozs V , .oUrth column, r. yi-r, (,. square (10 lin)l 1. tcrtion Me T BOHiuonai inwmon, frofc -,imlI)ulneiMr(lof r aLan 8 lines, per year, An . Lxcciitof, Administrator j Aaaignre Notices, ' -CL.oHaI notices tier tine. All advertisements for a shorter pe- r -itnau one year ere payable attli I aa they are ordered, and II not paid I person oruonng mem wtu ue held lpontima lor tne money. Poetfy Finding Fault la epvaitss, of a ptrtoa'i faullt, ' Frt Soa't forgot your owa I Btaiointtor laote wild homes of fit It j flkeatd seMoat laraw a tlohe. ff aeialai tin to do Tka talk or Iho.e who (in Tie hmt We eoramoaoe at komo, Aad ikl poiat bogia. We kaTt rljbl io Judco a maa Oatll ka'o ftirl trlod, Ikoutd aol ttko ki watit;, Wo kaow Ibo world It ! Soma at karo foulia, and who bat let t i Tk ld to w.U at yoaae. -ftrhtpt wo may, for all wo kaow (' , i Have fifty to tboir ooo, ' ... I'll latl yoa or a brtlor plan, ' Aid Cod U work tall wtll, i. ( try your owa doftolo to uro, Kro olbor'o fault! you loll, Aad kok I toaoiinoo kopo to be No wono Ibaa lorn I know, kly owa ikort oomiago bid at lot Xbe feullt of otktre go. So Jot ao all wkta wo btgla To alaadtr frltad or fat, Tkiok of tbt krm one word may do ffo tkosowo liitlt kaow, KMa)ker ountt, ohiokta likt. Sonet I mt to roott eomt koint t ,J)a't tpoak ol olhtrt fullt until " . Tm bM eooo of your owo. H e 1 e o t T n 1 e . FOUND WANTING. "And jroa really fanoy yoaraelf ia lore with this fair-bairei little ahop girl' Mr. MorediUi, a tall, noblo fuatnr ed man of fifty, looked ratlior sadly at his eothusiastio younj nephew. "Fancy, nnole f That is hardly an appropriate word to uso. 1 am quite ertoia of the fact.' -1 oonaider you will considor mo VtOty bad judge of the hntuan char acter U I tell yoa that I like her lit ue aoaoip's demare foes beet Be tieTa me, Harry, tbore is more real stamina in Rath Dnrr than in her pretty c6nein BaoheL' - 'There, sir,', answered 27arry, res olately, ' i where I must beg leave v tt differ with you.' Well, my boy, yoa mast choose for yourself.. Kemetnbor, it is ao question of a portnor for a waltz, or pair of bright eyes whose glitter ie to amuse you for one or two even ings. . The woman whom yoa select or your wire muet nuconnunly exert more or less poteut influence over your whole life,' MI know it, sir,' and Harry's mirth ful face became for the moment al most crave. That she earns her own living behind the counter of a fancy store that they bulu do, is no drawback in my eyes., ndepeadenooand self-reliance are to me cardinal virtues, and even though your wife will be raised into an atraosphore of com par ative wealth, a few lessons takeu be fore baud in the impartial school of worldly experience will be of inoal eulable use to her.' Harry Morodith sat long, that night, before the snug bright fire in lus snug little bachelor apartment musing over bis unole s words. . . He bad met the two cousins, Ra shel and Bath Dorr at a auiet little birthday gathering at the Louse of a friend, and bad iustantaueonsly felt drawn toward toe elder by eighteen months. . Bbe was a beautiful blonde while the other was . rather of the lunette type. " " Daring the' three months which na4 fallowed upo his first introdue tiesv Harry Hetedlth had contrive ed aep the pouaine several times a wLu&ftt&aaqQtxiilr -fell deeper inHotft wCh the ; gold-hatred lassie wve'wbliw' be was quite conscious of Be' i'a; dor claamterand atronger II ' 1 . . ; , a t t L tiiJSS b waa aimoss cempiea ia waver ia hie allegiance toward the elder, and then betook himsolf with very nnnnnesstry sternneas to Ml&torght, however, he passed the whole of the lost few weeks in re view before his memory, and decid ed that inaction was ' the very worst policy in the world. "This suspenoe must be put an && lo, jsjaoulatbd our hero half a bud and then he smiled misohiev elwlv to himself, as ao idea oame in Ao hie head. Tni'doit,' be thought biting bis JS.' "Qi oourae it's merely for the i j 6f the ' 'thing; I have not the X Jfw ol s) doubt that she is all she fcima,bnVstin-- He was silent for a few minutes, and then Arose to prepare for slum ber. -"They are, polite enough to me as the favored eoild of luxury. . Mow I irtU fckke measuree to learn whether jt eourtesy m gwunoiy ororn we rrt, or merely born of empty form -' adnoation to wealth. -. ': i oar hero, lavis his head on f j piUw, of priynU' masquerads . - niLt loo. , ' Dorr and her oouain Ruth r i thfjrta in Bavery h 8t. Y':2tfci7 "tore. , v "r s!'hed Baobel, one 1 jn i' itobkol her bonnet ! ) I .) r:-!r7-rosa at tU t r' 1 r'-'r trt m ten' (a jar tv : VOL. 16. llant hopes of matrimony to light np the monotony of my daily toil. Rachel shrugged her shoulders. a aon t see now you Dear it so patiently. I should die with vexa tion and ennui if I did not hope for omeuiing oeiter. Uueh f said Butb. "there is Mrs. Wickea, the forewoman calling us,' uUow I hate the old vixen I' Ra ohel ejaculated, slowly following uum into ine store. Sft S t . t . " "iteaiiy, uiss itaeoei uarr. von must be a little more punctocj,' said jirs. nioxee, Darsins: ud ner moutb primly. You are full fire minutes behind time, and it was Just so yes- WIU.I ltaobel pouted, and went to work abeung a box or newly-arrived rib bons. She and Mrs. Wickea had never agreed very harmoniously, nor did she affiliate vuth the shop girls. 'A stuck ud. imnertinent thins.' they called her while she, from tbo serene heights of possibility of her one day becoming Mrs. liarry Meredith, treated them with disdain, which was anything in the world but agreeable. In vain were Kutb remonstan oee. Kacnacl bad always boon wil ful and iuclinod to superciliousness, ner would she listen to her cousin's mildly proffered advice now. "It s all very well lor you, Kutb, you've got to spend all your days, nt she said curling her pretty lips, but I shall soon bo lifted out of this groveling atmosphere.' "It is by no means a cortaiuty, "Yes, itis,' lauRhiaely answered. Racbol, blushing like a damank roeo. And Kuth would sigh sofily. and think how brightly the future was unrolling its vast map before her pretty little cousin. Kacuel Durr waited rather lan guidly upon one or two custsmers tnat morning. Evidently her heart was not in ber work, and Mrs. Wickes, from her lurking nlace be hind the cash box, cast several on- veneraed glanoes toward her pre monitory of a coming storm. JrroBoutly a new customer hobbled in bont and crooked, and made his way direotly to the counter where Uachel aud Hutu were standini. A huge cotton umbrella protruded in war like manoor from beneuth his arm, aud mouded cotton gloves cov ered his bauds, while a rusty red wis was bull biddon by bis bout and batM tered hut "My goodness I Bath, what a fig ure 1' ejaculated Rachel, ia a very audible voice. "What can that old bundle ef second-hand clothes want here "Hush I" said Ruth, almost stern ly, 'he ill bear you.' "And what if he doos 1 What do I care. "Ho is old and infirm, Racbol, and his age should render him saored in your eyes. Wacuol tossed ber bead sneering- '7- "Ruth yoa are too absurd for anything. I won t wait on him. But the old man steered rosolute- ly for Bacbel herself: I want to bay some doves. Miss, he said, in a feeble, croaking voice. "You'd better go somewhere else.' said the young lady,', superciliouslv. 'our store dosn't keep cheap goods.' "rieaae let me see tbe articles. Rachel tossed a box down on the counter the old man bent bis speota- ciea eyes down 10 survey ine goods wow muon are tnese I . ' "A dollar a pair.' - . "But I am a poor man. Miss i have yoa nothing cheaper T' Kor snapped Bacbel, 'X told yoa to go elsewhere. I ye no pati ence with paupers, "I beg yonr pardon, Mise, said tbe old man i "1 am not a pauper. - ' Well,' observed the girl,, scorn fully, you look like one 1' "Appearances are often deceitful. Did yoa tell me yoa had oheaperl gloves t . "1 didn t toll yoa any such thing! Bacbel I Rachel L' remonstrated her cousin. 'Let ma show yoa what yoa want siraba said softly, turn- lug to tue oiu -uBH)iuar. if e uave some very nioe gloves at aeventy-five cents.' - j, "Sevoty"five cents is a great deal of money to pay for a pair of gloves, said the old man looking sorrowfully down on the mended fiugera of those be r? bat tbe weatber la getting fror and Z am not as young asjl 1 1 should think thai was quite evLut' wid Rachel, with a heartless titter. Rtlh bsnt toward the old man, trog in low aweet voice. v lake the warm worsted gloves, tZi. The prioe is seventy five cents, tt yoa shall bave them for fifty. ' I yself will make np tbe difference mj the store. You are an old gentle- r n, and I tm . young and able, to rk. "'nt I am nothing to yoa, Mlsa.1 ) 'Ji folded the gloves neatly in a -f paper, and banded them to m. "I ' the sake of the dear father wto c . a . year ago, old ae oao ,Tg to me, air. TSeeae l indeed Z Lrvs vav-r t I't MIDDLEBUKG, bave (given him anything f Why uwsu istgo io me poor nouse r Ibe days crept on and one day Mr. Harry Meredith astonished little Kuth Dnrr very much by asking bar m v. uis wue - It was as if the gates of Paridtse had been snddonly oponod to ber ths modest little girl, secretly wor ship Harry Meredith in her heart of Dearts bad never dreamed of th possibility of such good luck being in store for ber. That evening she told her cousin. Bacbel listened in silenoe. Tbe prise bad befit! very hear ber grasp onoe, but it had slipped away. "I think von are mistaken. Tlnlh .' she said acrimoniously. 'I think Mr. oiereuiin never would She checked hersolf, for at that instant the door openenj and Harry Meredith was announced. - "Well Bachol,' he said, pleasantly, are yoa ready to congratulate mo upon the sweet little wife I bave won I Rachel muttered one or two for mal Sentences, but she was verv polo. Meredith observed her with a smile. "Ruth,' be said, turnintf with a smile. 'I have something to show you.' Ue put a tiny parcel in hor band. She opened it aud out fell a pair of worsted glovos. bbe looked wistfully into bis face then the whole tide of memory oame dock, upon nor ueart. "Harry ! were yoa the old man t "I was the old man, my dearest t' And then Rachel know wbv it was that the shin froichtod with nil lir hopes had drifted away, when it was so near tbe bavon. The Champion Love Letter. ITorruburi) Ttlfjraph. lbere are champions and cbamni- ons, but the following can fly higher, get over more ground, aud do it qnioker than any love letter ever pnbliebod. It is a whole dictionary of loving terms and enderments boiled down, and what is more it is a true bill. It was picked ud ntonc the rivor road between Uarriebun? and Fort Hunter, and our only ob ject in publishing it is to add one moro to the valuable contribution in the' Complete Letter Writer." The average young man should cut this oat and paste it in his hat s Fort IIontsb Anl 29 78 Mr Dabuso it almost broke my herat when you did not meet me when yoa said you were going to meet me darling I know it ia not yonr hearts wish that I cant oomo to see yoa for my boart lougs to bo with you for moro than ten thousand thoughts came in my mind in one day about yon if you will please on ly pleaso darling answer me that question that I attkod'you so often 1 will be more sntisnod fur my heart is troubled night and day about you my dailinir and I will alwavs bo kind to you for yoa know that I have always treated yoa kindly and loveingly yoa kaow darling you have my heart fairest sweetest dearest darling and tell me that your heart shall be mine and lot your answer be a kiss and seal it with tbe same. From your ever true and lovinir mena YOURS UNTIL DEATH Round is the ring that baa no end ao ia my love to you dear friend, of all tbe treasures this world contains I would give my life and all for you if i cannot git you i am a ruined man forever for if i can not get yoa no one in tbia world shal win my heart agin for yoa darling I would not give your little finger for all the girls A f . . i w a a a B in inis wiae worm inai ever i saw or talked with - please meet me at the post offloe this evening for my heart wisbea to meet yoa on love yoa know yoa have my heart and if yon will only please answer that question that X ak yoQ I will be more satisfi ed ia my daily thought for my nicrbtlv dreams and daily thoughts are all about you I will oloae tbia by Bonding yoa 10,000 kisses all aweet ones darling I will meet yoa with A Kiss "Your ever true friend bamueu I will write you more next time It is to be hoped that all-import ant 'question' has been answered by this time and sealed with a kiss i and that his 'heart,' which the same was 'troubled night and day is now at ease. The 'ruined man,' if he pro secuted bis suit as vigorously when in his 'darling's' company aa he did by letter, may even now be enjoying that aweet matrimonial . bliss that is only marred by flat irons and broom sticks and rolling pina and cold din nan and visits from the mother-in law. eta As for those '10.000 kiss es, all aweet ones,' we hope he let up before be got half through and gave ua girl chance to eatoh ber breaw. Ton can alwaya tell whether a ban saw ia going or not by aimply feeling of it but it generally takes about aa long to find the enebef yonr flejers as it would to have gone and asked the foreman of the . fhOp if the thing was in motion. : SNYDER COUNTY. Jakle on Watermelon Picket. Old lady Jonos borrowed Mrs Brown'a receipt for making water, melon piokel the other dav. and be ing bard of hearing,and as she could. n t see to read well, she got her grand boy. Jakie took the paper like a du tiful child, and. holding it nrmUa uuwo,oooimenoeai j : . " - Take a green watermelon" Wbv. Jakie. ain't von mlatnUnm I thought the melon must be ripe.'1 "U, watsthe matter id you jo v.Vft m m WIIMUIUUIUU tun. WUZU fc green?' "Cut the walormolon into four ualves ''Rut there aint only two halves to anything 1 1 don't believe VdU are reading that right Jakie." "Well, I don t halve to. Rut an. how that's wat the resoet says. Then soaa ine watermelon in a pint cup "O, dear mo I bow iu the world can yoa put a watermelon in a piut cup I "Well. I ain't bore ia (nil Mm wboreae and howforos. I'm iimt renuiu tue lacis, and yoa lean put in the philosophy to suit ycr tasto. Alter soaking tho melon, out it iu a skillet and fry it for four days." "I wonder if Mrs Krown sont me such a resoet aa that"said the old lady but Jakio koeps on. "1 ben put the watermelon in a quart bowl and pourover it a gallon of vinegar, taking care ttot to spill tbe vinegar" "I'd just like to know how you can pour a gullou into a quart wi th outspilliog any of it," but Jakie continuod: "Thou sift a pook of rod popper thro' a milk-strainer over the melon i and to one cup of batter add the wites and the yolks and the sbolls of three eggs, and throw in the old ben that laid 'em, and (our sticks of cinnamon drops, and a bottle of Dootor Mary Walker's Vinegar Bit ters, and two tablospoonaful of sas safras, and ten craina of auinine. and run it through acoffoo mill, and lot it stand till it fermouts, aud then put it in a tin can, and tio the can to a dog s tail this will stir it up to the right consistency and thoa you can turn it off iuto crocks snd have it ready for uso. Serve it uncold and spread it on mince pie, aud it makes a oapitid dessert" and Jakie slid out of the door and left tho lady look ing like a wrinkle on a monument. ."I golly r soul Jakio,"bot yet sweet life she won't ask mo to road any more rosoolal" JirwhaUmI "What a Cat I A few evenings ago Alvy Moody was paying a vimt to his dalciuea. She had siuugglod him iuto the parlor, and tho tUrknoss only servod to cou ceal her bluxhos whilo Alvy told tho story of his love. The muttered words rcochod tho parent's ear, and coming snddeuly into tho room he demanded to know of Mary who it was she had with hor. "It's tho cat sir,' was the mum bhng reply. i "Drive it out ol hero thunder pater famihas. I "Scat I" screeched Mary and men, sotto voice t "Alvy, inowo a little." Alvy sot up a woeful yoll. Confound it I bring a liaht aud scare the thing out. 'Xbia waa too mucb. and poor AI- vey made a leap for tbe window, carrying glass and frame with him. 'Jerusalem 1 what a oat t" exclaim ed the parent, contemplating the ru in after the light waa brought. "I bave never aeon anything like it. And, confound it I it'a toil ia made af broadcloth I" s ho vioweda flut tering remnant' baDging from the window. " It will be manv vears before the telephone and phonograph suooeed tbe red-boired woman with a sun bonnot who lives io the center of tbe village and . f lo inqires doily over hor back yatJfance what the newa is. v , Two gentlemen woro arguing in a pasture fiold with only a goat for an audience. In reply to a statement of one tbe other said:"! know. But The coat took bim at his word, and tbe argument was continued pu tbe other side of the fence. ' A young msU who appeared at Dead wood last- week . in a pair of white panls was promptly tseorttd aut of Iowa. "WeeaniUodablltdtbirt, you know," a miner explained, Eut wbts it oooies to wsario' biled draw art, we jut mak them git up and fit ' V") speared to" be almost goao. Bo. lie eyes JewarUs tbe psrtner of hL "a, hi gasped: "Rary me bensa tbe Jspiog willows, and Elaete ''-'' -bite rose above my adl'' . it'a ao nasi" she snap ped ou .-ar noes would scorch tbe roots." I ot 'v of Early, Oa., .7 water for fun ;-v rBy rjub- tr ;a PA., SEPT. 12, Story of A Musket. Mark Twain tells the following story, rolated by a follow passenger, wuo, bantered about bis titnity, said he bad never boon scared sinco he had loadod an old Queen Anne's musket for bis fathor ouco, where upon ho gives the following i Xou see, tbe old man was trying to got me to shoot blaokbirds and beasta that tore up the young corn and auch things, so I could be of aomo use about tho form, for 1 wasn t big enough to do much. My gun was a siuglo barreled shot-gun, and tbe old man carried a Quoen Annie musket that weighed about a ton, made a report like a thoundor clnn. aud kicked liko a mulo. The old man wanted mo to shoot the old rauhkot sometimos, but I was afraid One day, however, I got hor dowu and took her to tho hired man. and told him to load her, bocanno it was out in the field. Hi nun snid t "Do you see tboso marks on the stock, au X and a V, on each sido of tho Queon's crowu t Well, that moans ten bnlls and fivo slugs that s her load. "But how much powder 1" "Oh,'" ho savs, it don't matter "put in thrco or four handful." So I loadod hor ni thitt wav. and it was an awful chargo I had hoiiro enough to soo that and started out. I levulod hor on a good many black birds, but every tiuio I wont to null tho trigor I shut uiv ovos nud winkod. I was afraid of hor kick. Toward sundown 1 fetched up at the houso, and thoro wua tho old mau wailiug ou the porob. juoun out bunting, bavo yo 7 "Yer, sir," says I, "What did you kill I" "Didn't kill anvthimr. sir. didn't shoot her off was afraid she'd kick I know blamed well she would." "Gimme that can 1" tho old man said, as mad as sin. And ho took aim at a eaplincr on tho other sido of tho road, and I be gan to drop back out of dungor, and tno nose moment l board tho ourlh quako, and saw the Quoeu Anne whirling end over ond iu the air, and tho old man spinning round oa ouo heel, with oue log tip and both hands on bis juw, and the bark lin ing from that old sapling, like thoro was a hail storm. Tho old man's shoulder was set back threo iuchco, his jitw turned black and blue, aud he hud to lny up for a wook, Chol ora or nothing oIho can scaro mo the way I was scared tlmt day. Some old Amorican Laws. There is a long list of tboso quaint t t - fl i.: . i. a uiwB, a luvr oi wuiuu win auuiue vo exhibit tbo condition of tho society iu which thoy oxiutod "No (junker or DisKeutor from tho cstabliuhod worship of tho Domiuion shall be allowed to give a voto for tho eloo tiou of magistrate or any othur of ficer,' "No food or lodging shull be offered to a Quaker or a Horilio,' 'No Priost shall abide iu the Dominion. He shall be baniHhed, and suffer on his return.' "l'riests may bo soiz ed by any one without a warrsut' "No one shall run on the Sabbath or work in bis garden or elsewhere, except reverently to and form meet ing.' No one shall travel, cook vie tuals, make bodn, sweep houses, cut bnir or shave on tbe oabbatn day. 'No woman shall kiss ber children on the Sabbath day, nor on a fast ing duy.' "No minister shall keep a school.' 'No one shall road Common Prayer Books, keep Christmas or set days, eat mince pies, dance, play cards, or play on any instrument of mnsio exoept the drum, trumpet and jew's harp.' "To pick an ear of corn from a neighbor a garden shall bo doomed theft' - "The Selectmen, on on finding children ignorant niay tako them away from their parents and put them in better hands at (he expense of their parents.' 'A man that strikes bis wife shall be fined ten pounds.' 'Adultrv shall be vuu- ished with death.' Married 'persons shall live together or be imprisoned, A drugkard shall bavo a roaster ap pointed by the Selectmen, wbo are to debar bim from the liborty of buying nd soiling r" and "Whoever shall publish a lio to tbe prejudice of bis noighbor . sueii be set m me stocks, or be whipped ten stripes.' mi i "Fellow-citizens," said a stump orator, "we bave tbe beat oouaSUfau tbe world, and tbe best GtomnmeuET No person on the fane ' of ibo globe enjoy more prmieg"- a we do. Here we bave tbo IKwJ of speech and liberty of press, witboot oner oua despotism. What feWw citb sens, ia more desirable than this f Do yoa want anything more, my ooontrymen I" "Yes, sir-ee, said one ol nie bearers, "I want a suck oat of that flask sticking out of yonr ooat-pocket behind." A widower bad five grown daugh ters who wouldn't let bim take a second wife. He gave np the wife, but bought a aavage dog, and now won't allow a man to tsnoee hia door ait If he can't marry,' the girls shan't, ha says. But the girls will five to by-cid'by. They el atand 1878. NO, 15. The Census of tlifl Earth. The issue is nnnouuood of the fifth publication of Rohm and Wogner'e ueToiaernna aor fcruoy whiob may be styled the census of Urn oaun. oineo tbe last col eet oh nt statistics t lie earth shows an increane population is now set down thus : i 1- ? -vwini toortieran.i tr.nt enn.Unt Europe, aia,3U8,480, Asia, Austra lie and Polynesia, 44t,831,000i Af nco, ua,aiB600 America, 186, 1 lCOOOj amounting in all to 1.439, 1 45,n00, It will be seen that Asia looms with more than one half of all uio people on tbe face of the globe. Ibe population of some of tho principal countries ia aa fulln. Germany, 4J.727.360 i Annlrn 37, 358,000 1 Russia in Euro no, 72,3'ji-. o, i ranco, 3G.Dor.788 1 Ori.l nruain 4,aiU.C4. Itnlv. 27.7fi'i . 475 i Turkey in Kuropo (before par tition). 0.573,000 1 Kiu,Hift in Aaia, 4.oU5,7h j 'lurkey in Apia. 17.8H0, vwj tuma proper, 405,000.000; Chi- peso bouior lunIn, Htl.oSO.OOO i Dril inn India, 188.4ai.2Ulj Japan, 33, 023,373 1 Egypt 17.000.000 E.,a. torial Afrira, 44.000.000i IW.il. II .. lOS.'iao. Thcjiopulation of iho Uni- ' i (,'iven as at mo last con sun, H,o5f,371, although it has of course incroasod soverul millions in tho eight years that have elnpsod hi'oco that enumeration was takon. uouiu ana Wagner's tables do not protond to exactness in ull casoB, ch pocially an rogards suvngo landHi but when there nro no olllcial data, as oiohb a oompuiaiion as is possible in iuad,and tho liguros are accoptod as moBtreliablo that are accessible. Tho publication is looked upon as a standard, and it shows that, despite wars, famines and poatilonoo tho numbor of pcoplo in tho world stead ily increases. Josh Billing's Sayings. The following, with tha nnnllino oorrcted, are onlled from a couplo of coltimna of b is sayings: Angor always burls 03 more than the ono we got mad at. Mako yourself necessary, vonnc man, and your sucoohs is certain. hat a mau irots for nothing 1a is apt to value at just about what it eoBi. Rills will sinetimoa rofuso to not on the liver but sawing wood nover win. When a man aiu't good for nnv ti.: ... J uuiu;( VIOU, uuu jUH 1'lgUt to Bit OU a jury. About as low down us a man can got and not quite "spile" is to live on bis wife's ropututiou. I don't bet on precocious children; tbe huckleberry that rinmin tln soonest is ulwuys first to decay. Everybody seems to considor himself a sort of moral half bushel to measure the world's frailties in. He whu has nothing to do in this world but to amuso himself bat got tho huidont job oo band I know of. I have always said, and I believe it still, that the time to be cartfulest is wben you bars a band full of tramps. When you strike otl, stop boring. Msoy a man has bored elvao through aud lot tbo oil run out at the bottom. If yoa want to And out just how moau and dishonest you have always oettD, goi nuuiioaioj oua run far ao offico. Next io point of moaooafts to doing a inao so injury is to do bim a tavor, ana every now aud tueo remind bim of it, Woman has always boeo more than a match fur man. Adam held tbe best cards, hot didn't know how to play thnui well. The man who it honest from policy needs as mucb wutcbmg a a hive of beet j oat getting ready totwarm- It bis income is small no- man it better prepared to meet hard timet or to practice ecoooiny than ie las far mer, and whoo Irovidenoo rewards him with bountiful crept bo can feel Ibti tbe blestini's which euriob h m bave muds oo ooe else poorer r OA'o tarmer, Tho President of a railroad recent ly telegraphed to tbe Superintendent of tho but), avklnor him if he did not as business waa so dull, think the boys would stand another five or ton cent, uk 'J'be laker answered: 'When you made the last cut I dis charged most of tW sioulo rneu, aud Mje niarrie'Vvi T oonrjea to aVow" Jh-ii J51d you moko anw- f Jou't Ttiiow what in the d TTV vonld do.' ' Thb D irriBEMCB. The foolish man saith unto tbe world and the people thereof, "Lo, I am a candidate,' but tbe sharp politician desaembleth within himself and declareth unto the folk, "La, now, I ain in the hands of my friends." Alwaya blame yonr vife and chil dren for neglecting to do things yon forgot to tell tbero about This is the rarest priviloga of a natural born fooL ' A thorn in tha bash is worth a dosen in tt tiad. . f ubHslicd" every JThumdav. Evenirsf ' JBirBMiAH, dnpuao, Prop Tnrma of Snbsoripbon, ' TVVOlXIIXARSrEKAilUVf. . ahle vitliiu tix mouth or H6uifn-i -paid Within the yeiif. ' Ifo paper JLm continued until all arrcarnra erw f'ftld unlet at tike option of the Dafea inher. . ' SubkcrtriMntit nutwido of tbe ODOKbW 1 Mtaiilb inadvanc. WPersons liain and osing papArt adlnMni ' others bocomemiUcrlbr and are liable fortho urice of tho papa JEVl RELLKR, . ' t Haanfaotortrof aad dealer la FURNITURE, Wontfl renrfBtfutlv Ifiform tfiA 1tt.fij J-' , A DII A IRS OF At.t. KTHUM. Al on SCX Furniture of overw naaoriDtioti at (ho very lowoxt prloo. Ho retceotfulli iBTitoe aa exanloatlda of OEDSTBAns.BrjREACS.tAULES.BCrA tiOt.V(M, SfANOS.OItAIBS, h4. tt9A tprrlat lnllatioa It oUalJ IB wly married rofkt to oall aad let mi tlaeft oro furobunlng oltewbcro. LEVI BELLSft SellotKrovt, April 0,H70-tf PENNSYLVANIA R, R. Trtlat Ittro LtalDtown Janetloa at roUawi MAIN LIXH-WfiTWARU. 1 nel.iht W I'ataouMvr m a. m. 10 it a. a, 4 v p. a i p, a 11 Ma. m. lo oo a. n, llMt.m. ( 40 p. m, t t Line cinwiin Pbl'.1elrM r.pre. Mail All untie Eipren Tht Fan t.lnn, Wy I'aiiiwnadr an! Iht Puclf. p. m " run unnw " . -. . w m (MV oaatta aatiauMW T trm, loarniloni la MlUlla ouootf ai lullu - , . V wcHtwaan, mitwuii, a. m, p, ri. a. m. p. m IOM 4DT III M i ri l AT 4 10 10 t tr II "I 4 10 10 40 UM tar io ;m -n 111 4 IT 10M 6 01 H 441 lolt 4 41 II 40 4 33 ioiO 4 4T Oranvltlo Ati'lorftn't l.ontf lullotf M'evl..wn Mnnaymik Vli.vp N, lliimllton pr m ewt at n it p. m. SOEllE M Fur All. DAlttFX P, tlEnnsTnESRtt tMtm lo tc okanrolosll r.trnatd. Tbl alna lb dm a.tlnllfif. Iho inn, .ir ini-tirm or Honittrmar fe (Mrlnh ou HI April, h jrnrniif In hlanmr IlntlA Iu 8rlliia(niT,on Watar Straal. tlwTa f lua. ppoalla J 8. HauDlui't akin, a leather Store and Fin; lshing Shop, whara will h rbnnd al alt llnaa tt aiaortmtnl ainiia or nuiaiiai niocl, aonaiaiiitt wr liar' aaa. Nolo, rriiar. Kin and Oalr Sklua. Mn,i o'a. Llnlaua. Tol'Dlraa Aa.. of dlffnrntfinBM,latf ' aod prloaa, Tha alMullsu of Shoaiuakara. rami, ara.and allotbara It lnvllad, aofora Btrokaalatl alMvwhora. Tnlrl7.A?raara t practical Tanner flnallCo liu lo mlaa tha oual Itloa af Mtaok. llidaa lakaat u aioUauxa for lo.atbar. li. ci. NKRnnTncqarn Jnnt T-'TSJ BallDKroa,8or'lr Co., Pa DIPHTHERIA! .rohoaob'a Anortjrnt l.lnlmtnt will poiltlTal rireranl thlt larrllilt dUaaaa, anil will pualtlTtM f eait Blno ea lo Ho. In form at Ian that will aat aoaiir lite aant rrn bf nail. Doa't dalaa a mamant. Prnraotlna la hattar thaw aro. I.B.JUllMtt4M4CU., Bangor. MatMt A DMINISTHATOR'S NOTIOB.- XV Lattar, of admlnlitntlau oa lha aatate tfMlehaal Moyar. ilao'il, lata of A.lvoa l,a kin, Bofdaraonnty. Fa., barlcn baas arranud ta tlia tadaraUaail, all parn.oa knowm tl.ato aalfaa Indahtad lo auld enata ara riual V maka lianixtlata payiaant, wkllt thoaaaTta alalraa will proaaal Ikam duljr aatkaatloatod iwr aa,uaBDl w M ay, is, mi BAMUtL AJVBTZEt, lanialairarta obtalnad for roaokanlcal dovloaa. madlral aV oth oompOnnda, ornaiiautal dealtna, Ira. I a. niarka aud labala. Oava'aa, Aaaiaunianta, law ti'rlrrrncaa. Infrlni;aniiitis aud all Lialtart iu latl ii t to Patcota, promptlr atlandad In. Wo maka prallmlaarr axnniliiatlima aatf foralalt w ..." opialouaaa ao palantablllia,. frat if aatabar ttwawiJ and all wSo ara lnlrnaJ In new TnatiiMia"'" aod Fataula an lulird I.) aaml for a Off cl onr "Uolda for "burning Palnula," which ta ant fraa lo anf addraaa, and .utalna nonplMa ln atrnaUona how In obtain I'.lanta, and olkrrraU uabla aaitar. lann tha paat tf a aaara wa ha olitalnad uaarly ll'raa Ihuaaaod Patauta tot Aaaarloaa aad Forniifi, nvnulra, and oao tla aatlafaatnrjr cafaraucaa ta aluoal atary auunijr tm lbavJuion. AddraM I I.oria WAOOatlt aV CO., Hollta Ibiraol Fa'anla aud Attnrual at Law, Lm Droit Uulldlaif, Waahlt ta, U. V. HJt,,;t MAKI HOMt NAtnV. a rtaaural aanplv tt Q4 Itadltg aaa Baaitlfal ntvsttt win, no r. THE OIHOIOT ATX WEEKLY STAR, ai lhHT ps.pwt, fjrtlh m full ) m, Niti nlj 91.M Mr fmm (w je,y ttwv bnd ! ib kmvmi, fripKU, Md hi MMT pnmM fwf thw tnoua. U a afulapptjaMiii ta IlfAoi, kflrskt tvil llM lta). ted. beMtda Biaah oibt mod ravtiB. if noBnWv hm tnre tr iov mcsiwhi eriyMiti w -UeU4 Horiu. Kvif Btrloaif aUo ratMtvna m t''? if Ilk bwniitlfsjl wnirra. Mitt Ttw rosw tan rtasjsT Mm' rrtkHil.H UmM lurbM. tl m ofj of tUK HTAk ILLUHTMATIU AMU. MAU. M !. aKr mi (m aa to ptF I)I1B Of IMaafa lltf tUtd IBjftlllAfl D- reiaan. irOtir ltiiaMaM AaTfaStaV ftlarnya lb uua llUtlstl (b 67ul, art ncnt prttUf ihrm arwetr. Wi want yimtf cluw najaitt in tb fumWj MwiaiaiBrctM BPNb tt Kerrtre MiMMlts moth. To tar Mtxe. 4mmt ti n U tft mm a luti, will .twal a mmtif veniy at th (briar autt a caiiraaMi' a rrlatl fat imm iar mmj iiMr rreaiiB t whnm e ha Irvatlf satit lha rvotare., Tha rwr tkVtf iaxkr faaat'a rrWwsei, mi fit mm aaa hava la tu wttjad aaaibaf aiaallaal jrot4. ol um mum, wUumky v aM aaTttraul lot tba aara. 9mTJkp WUti pM, flaw VUm. BM6 Wmimm$ BUf OmnvlnnmUt A MAKK MOMS ltSAAHTa PIMPLES. 1 will nail friwai tha Maioa fnf a lldnlai VioiTABLa Haiti, thai will ruurt Tab, Ptaraaaa, PiafLaa aad Blotobm, laariaaj thtaVI toft, alaar aad haaaUful I alao ln WiraotToat tor prodatlaa a laaarlaal arowth naair aa a aio a aaa ar taioou maw., aau draaa. loaloalaa I at, ttaolp, aatf. V AM O BJUT JO,U AuatH, M.T. JS: can make money taater lor ns thari at aarlbllur alia. Oaoltal at awaalrad 1 at will alaat tea. SIS oaf Bar at aaaa aoada tha luooMrioaa. ataa, woataa, aoft aan f lria re aSd tna aa. now lo t troth ai. waaaaa awBrfwaars io wo a aor tha I , Coatlr eatstaad tarau dnat tmo fc Utv, Aagtala. Maaat, low i t r AN fxl waa ordered Is bf . . rr- lit t j f revtr. ' l 'I ' A. Thara'a lw y Via tar a o3 ti tow ; tt tftUL- "RUlTF'fltfJ, ttt: .t 4. 1 it Lis r. ca,