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MlODLEIIVRd, 8M YEDK Ult., t
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tleaaalllloa la CokII . kail Uerman.
LN. MYKUS,
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lliddlsburg, Snydor County Ponn'a
OH a few doom Will of th Court
rlou on Mils street. Cntiatiliailon In
loglltb aud Oermau leoju.g.f. Bop.'CT.
WIlyang'ezkr"
AITOUNKY AT LAW,
Lowiaburc Pa..
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I. Colleetion anil all other Pio'er.ion
ll haalncm ntrutd to bi cara ill ro
e.ire prompt attention.
J p. cu nui.iM:ic.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Middleburir, Ph.,
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lic. Colle-rione and n!l other prnfeaalnnnl
bueinea rntrunod to bin core will rrp-i(
prompt attention, f Jan 8, 'OTif
Attorn:; j. Councellor
A T-LA W,
Offlce N. E. Cor Market A Water St'a
I'reehurr. I'rnn'a.
Coaaultation in both Engli.b and German
Language. Dee. I!', 7-!tf.
JM. LINN', A H. DILL
. (Sarroteor. lo J. P. A J. M. I. Inn.)
ATTOKNtVn AT LAW. Ltwi.huri, r.
OT.r their profoi.ion.l crfier lo the
publia. Coll.otloni and all oiber pro
huional bunin.m entru.leJ to ilirir cur.
vill reif cpronptatlenlion.J J ho. 3, 'C7lf
P J. R. ZELLER,
A TTORSEr.A r.A.t r
Centrevillt, Syler County, J'enna.
All bn-lnrti ntrut.c1 to hi -.r will b
well to.l Mtlihilly lt.o l.t l-. Will nr.'tl'
tt lb Mvoral a-t. of Hoy lor in I lninin
.iiiti.i. Ua Im ejoult. l lii llir t:r,iillii ni
a.rmsu UaKiiK. Oct. ll. 'T3lf
CIIARLKS IIDWKR.
ATTUllNEY AT LAW.
SoliiiHitrnva Pa..
0fn bUprofoMionalaerYice 10 i lie pub
Ii Colleetioa aaj all oilier profi-ion
kaiia.at ontriMio.l lo bi car will ro
ii pr. ioiii ailention. 0!fict tmodoor
.i ' tr . it . i r i r.
una oi mi iv.j.iuuo iiuivi. ian w, w
JOHN II. ARNOLD,
tttorney ivt lnw,
MlDDLEUUnO. PA.
Prriioal bu.ln.M .nlru.led to hi care
!!.' bo pr.mptW aileoded lo. ft'oli 9.71
J THOMPSON UAKKK,
A.ttoiiioy-Jit-In.w,
Lewiburt, Union Co.. P.
MTGta b eonaulied in lb Enclitb and
Crrtoaa Unniinn ' .."tKt
OFriCB Market Sireel, oppodl Wall.
aaitla A Ci' Slor 8 40r
W . TOTTER,
A. TTORXEV A T LA W.
Selinanrova P ,
Offer hi profeanional erioe( to lb.
pjtille. All lal huin. tnlriii'l lo hi
re will reeti.e frompt attention, time
a door hoe lb Nw Latbcraa Cburob.
Jul, fib '72.
B.
T. PARKS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
8BLINS3R0VE, 8NVDEH COUNTV, Pa
Sept.lS. 'fi-lf
AC. SIMPSON,
ATTORN'EV AT LAW.
Northumberland, Pa.
Ofara bi prof.ionl serf ico to tho pub
lic. Alt buain entrusted to hit ear
ill ba prompt 1 attended In.
I J an. 17, '07il
J. TETERS,
Justice of the Peace,
Midtfleborg, Snyder county, Penn'a
Conv.yaooliif dono, and Oollwttnpa niad.
I..rykio( Inirn.tad to hi. can. will rrolo
prompt ati.utlon. Jon. II, '74.
rut J r KANAWKL,
PHYSICIAN AND 8CR0EOH,
feutrevlllf3, Snyder Co., Pa.
CSV bi profoanional forvloe to Ih
publb. 6-3Slf
D
R. A. M. .SMiril.
pjitsiciax a i'iV sunaEoy,
Offer bi prif'' - i. -iei-a lo ill elti
uu of Ai ; i ; nil fSrrl. 7o
DR. J. V !! ! V :. -.Ii,
kllioLJ.. I'llVSICIAN.
MiddlvburK Pa.,
Offer hU profaulonal erlo lo tha oil
laoaa of Middltourg aad yioinily.
(Marob XI, 07
I. M ON BECK,
J ustice of the Peace
AJamtburff, Spyder Co., Pa.
Will b la bi otBeo al tba above mention,
dplao. on MONUAY and 8ATUKUAY
t aaob week, whaa all kinda of biiaine.
relailag to bin offi, will ba attndtd lo
Jua 20 73i f
F. VAN UUSKIUIC,
IUB01CAL A UECflANlCAL DENTIST
SalinRffroTa Peno.
A. WETZKL,
Justice cf the Peace,
aVattertow7t, buydtr Cv., t a.
All klad af aalleailoaa aiade a liberal
, ProaNy aiuada la all buein
VOL. 13. MIDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY, PA., FEBRUARY 3,
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Cumuany, jj. y. CI
a.m. A. l, w..iiaM,n K.SliI 8'. S. Y. i it.
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iWJlwlvrrwrli'a I rlcUrnlr I K.i-.y nn
Mf fl tho raillral euro (wlthnut ln.lliilnal nl
ail KranMaTiiHMMiat r Seminal Wrak-
nap. inTiiiiiniary sainmai l.ie., KniTan'r,
M.ntalaod I'liynleal laroptnlty, linlluirnti
l Mnrrlaue, te., : ulna, ilox 'rpTinN, Kn
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f.ninl eitravaHHiiro. fco
rl'rlro. In a .lr. oilyolnrui. only "It rent..
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ay, oloorly douionatratoa, frmn a thirty yr.'
ui-o.i.lul pram I.-, thnt tlia alariulo o.m
qurnc.if almna may ha raillr iliy rurnl
wlil.out tho )lnK.rnu u. ni Into-ntl m.illoin.
or th. appl..in of tha knllo i p-.lntintt out a
moil, nl curOHt ..ni-r .liople oortnl and otlortu
al, by momi.af whleli ov.ry .ulf.r.r no niailar
what bi. annilttl.in miy . -o ly cur tliui.lf
oh.aiily, prlirly. and radloa y.
aarThl. Iriuro .huuia .j in the haml. of
Tory youth ao I .very inno la tho land.
unjrr.r.l, in a pUlii ny.l.H tn any
iHr.ii pl pal l, nn m-ripi nf an c.nu or two
i t aiaiuia Aii.ir... in. rnpiiatirra.
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137 Uow.ry, Now York I Pot (lit i U t,4P4.
VIOK'S
Flower & Vegetable Seeds
,rww. won., pmnHiini, nay are
plantwl by a million paonle In America, and
the romll ll, hoaiitlful Plowera and aplend'd
. .,....-. ,,vw, t;.iiuHv. ivni i.aa lo
all who eooloa. the p-attaae a I cent atamp.
VIOK'R
Flower & Vegetable Garden
la the moat beautiful r,f the kind In the world.
It' ontalna p.irly IM tumi hun lra.la nl Ihi.
Illaatratiuna, and f iur t.'iirunin IM.i'.a of Ku,i.
or, beiu'llully drawn and eolore l tr,.m nature.
Prleo !'. In pper eoreia t at, bound In
logout alotb.
Vlck s Floral Guide
- "'.'. .UTr,T J'lMI U.I, II 1 1 I
llluatretad, and enotatntna-an olaint oolnr.l
This I. Ka....l...l 1.. 1 . 1 a .
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MUU VIUK, ltobUr, rf, Y.
1776. A National Family Paper 1876
The araat Family Panerof Am.rlaa. than..
ly paper oxpoalna- a.ary awlndlor, quack and
humbuo, and aavina lullllon. lo the publle la
now ready lor the tlantennlal eabptUo, and
Ibo.nuu more J.IUuie.1 aubtorlbera
THE STAR WANGLED BANNER ur.V
elaht pane, 4o-numn pvr l.e-lirer nrer-
'iwi a wnn nnarraing ntori l alea, Mkaton.
.a. Poetry, Wit, Hum .r and Pun. 11 alvea all
new Marina., iimai., noor.ta. Aria. ao.. a, i
ka. a eblldron' Hepartwoat, a Medical De
partment, Pural.r' Corner, to., ate., and le a
perfeet pamlly Paper.
Urimhnire J" i 'i'r i to ipo. erer,
llUlllUUlia Praud.Uu.ok, uwludleraud -Ueal.'
Krei, number ba Bve enlumna of truthful, r-
laoie iiaiauiiaii. no aawuuac. lotiury ffltt,
boad. or "nut and oall" nam. ran oyer "oatoh''
you If yon read thla ureal paer. It eapoaee all
awladlere without fear or lavnr, and glr. a
i.i oiover louu, wun uain.a ami "uainaa."
Pnntf "ut " cent, a year, and la aent pre
uUdld paid .ry wb.re. It la juat (be pa-
Pr tor er.ry bom.. Southern or Norihern. It
nul political, r.litflouturaooUrlao. It warei
for all. atartod la laoa, It bae gone oa for 19
year, aad I read by I no vou people You
want It aad will bay It aowe tlut. Why sot
aow
Eleiant Cbromos. .T1:dhlvVrte,t.,i!
moa. (worth! aaeh). alaa eill Inebaa dn.lr
moaatad, and wa otter Any Pour of tbeaa gema
ann naiaia wama oar, an iraa, ior f .
Theaeare aenuloe ohromoe, eultabla for ao,
parlor, an otbr pramluwe oltrwl.
1 I Q"t VflTHl f ed.r, remember 17 le
a Hoot nuiUi oar aoupuy eeouaulal.
Daring tblaen y.ar do take a Natloaal, patrl
otlo, wide awake paper, one that l for bight
aad aaalaat v rongi one that know ao party,
no aorih, eoath. er.t or weal, but paper la
tended lur avery reader, oee tbat aree aioaey
to lu roader. by enpuelug lke"liM)ka aad
trape M of awlnledoai aad aow la ike time. Yoi
kave put itog mi loag. aland to-d,. How la
Qpo Oalf TkoonM aaeara thla creat paper a
ObCa year. Wllk four ekarmlog .kromo. aaly
1- I aambar Mat tor ll earn. HpeoliaeM
(I e.iredyi aaal Irae u all. Mead lur ll bow.
Ooeu Boibtau UK II, aaad today U HAN-
aaBV
Poetry.
Every Day.
Oh. Irlrllnf taf ha, o nftan diia,
Y.l .r In IH dona an.w I
Ob, ear., wblok eurao wlih erary .on.
Mora attar morn, Ih Imi ye.r. throughl
W .liilnk ban. alk tli.tr pallry may
Ik. lrk.vai.IMof tery day,
Th retle. nnaj of waatod power,
1 he llr.anm. round nl Utile thlngt,
Aro hard to boar, a. boor by kout
It tillu. il. ration t rlnaf i
Who .hall a. loor who d lay
Tb .mall demand. l ei.ry da, 1
Wa rtf to meet a heir, blow
I hir aiu. a a u-l.lrn n avery till
lint we .n-liire nol el' ao
Th ilrop by drop l little UN's
Wlin .till 'Irploie aa I .till niy
1 be bard beheatl ol ever, day .
The heart which b -1.11 r firn doath
t'Hn th. bailie nal.l, and dar.a
tannoo and biyunet, tal la beneath
i lieiiM.110 point, of Ir.te and care
The t.iut.al aplrli. th.y ill-may
lb liny atlnaaef er, day.
And r.a alnt nf holy fame,
K hii .mil. by faith hare or.reom,
Who wore amid that ciu.l Dame
Tha moltrn or.'Wu of m irtyrdoin,
ll..re not liti'.ut entntiletnl away
t he petty pali.a.ul erorjr day.
Ah mnr than martyr', inreol.
And mure Irian hero'a h.ait of flra,
Wei.eed the bumble .trroalb ot .,ul.
Wblrh dally tolla and III. rr-iulr.
Mwaet pallenae, arant u ir you ra.iy,
And addad arare l..r ei.ry day.
N 1 i
rr k i
Taking A iuudio.i
"Well, girla," a till tuy I'ucle Dar
onlms, ''and now what do you pro
poao to lu about it V
Wo sat aiotunl tlio liro in a di-
couniilato Hfim-i'ircla tlint dreary,
drir.lin May ni'lit. when tha rain
u'.tci'cil nganiNt tlio window panea
aii.l lb pdor littlo tl:.(Tniil4 iu tlm
Ixinli i n rthook nn 1 hIuvhi o.1 an if
thoy would fain liivlo thi.ir trnlilim
heada ouca more in the tnothiir-aoil
My inothur, Eloanorand I. The ritt,
pale and pretty, and Mil ver-haired,
with the widow'a cap and her dress
uf black bombazine and crape ; the
Hwcelest looking old lady I think
tbat I ever saw. Eleauor uat beaidu
lior, looking, aa she nli ava did, like
a princi'riH, with largo, dark eyes,
Diana like fnaturcs, n'ld hair twisted
iu a sort of coronal around her queen
ly head. While I, plain, homespun
Susanna cotntnouly callod, "for
abort," Suy crouched upon a foot
tool in tho corner, uiy elbows on
my knees and my chin iu my hands.
('.fie llarnabas liorkelin sit in the
middle of tha circle, ureut, stiff and
rather criin. He was stout and
mii.rt, wtiu a guzzled mustache, a
little round, bald spot tin the crown
of his Lend, and two glittering black
eyes that wero always sending their
dusky lightnings iu tho direction
least expected. Uuclu H.iruabas was
tich and wa wero very poor. Uncle
Kartiabas was wise iu the ways of
the world, and we wero inexperi
enced. Uncle Ilarnabaa was pros
perions in all he did, while if their
was a bad bargain to be made we
were pretty sure to be the ones to
make it. Consequently, and as a
matter of course, we looked up to
Uncle liaruabas, and reverenced his
opiuions.
"What do wo proposo to do about
it f Eleanor slowly repeated, lift
ing her beautiful jotty brows.
"lea, that s exactly it, said my
mother, nervously; 'because, Brother
liarnabas, we dou't pretend to be
business women, aud it's certain wo
cannot live comfortably on our pres
ent income, botuotmng has got to
bo done."
My inothor leaned back in her
chair with a troubled face.
Yes,'' said Uncle Barnabas, 'some
thing has got to be done but who's
to do it V
Another dead silence succeeded.
"I suppose you girls are uducatod,
said Uucle Barnabas t "I know I
found enough old school-bills when
I was looking over my brother's pa
pers.
"Of courso," said my mother, with
evident pride i "their education has
been must expensive. Mmic, draw
ing, use of the globos "
"Yes, yes, of course,'' interrupted
Uncle Barnabas. "But is it piactioalT
Can tbey teach t"
Eleanor looked dubious I was
quite certain that I could not Mnie.
Lenoir, among all her list of ac
complishments, had not included the
art of practical tuition.
"Humph !" granted Uncle Bar
nabas. "Queer thing, this modern
idea of education. Well, if you can't
teacn you can surely do sometuiug.
What do you say, Eleanor, to a sit
uation f"
"A situation 1"
The color fluttered in Eleanor's
cheeks liko piuk and white apple
blossoms.
"I spoke plain enongb, didn't I T"
said Uucle Barnabas, dryly. "Yes.a
aituati tn."
"What sort of a situation, Uncle
Barnabas 1"
"Well, lean t hardly say. Tart
servant, part companion to au elder
ly lady," explained the old gentle
man. "O, Uncle Barnabas, I couldn't do
that."
' Not do it T And why not f
"It's too much too muoh,' whis
pered Eleauor, losing her regal dig
nity in the pressor of the emergency ,
"like going out to service r
"And that ia precisely what it is,"
retorted Undo Barnabas, nodding
bis bead. "Service I Why, we're all
out to service, ia one way or another,
ia this world."
"Oh. yes, I know loitered poor
Eleanor, who, between her distaste
for tb propesttd plan and bar anxiety
at
Dot to offend Uncle Barnabas Berke
lin, didu't quite know what to say j
"but I I've always been educated
to bo a lady.''
So you won't take the situation,
eh t" said Undo Barnabas, stariug
up at a little whishy-washy waton
color drawing of Cupid and Psyche,
an "exhibition-piece" of poor Elea
nor's which hung above the chimney
piece.
"I couldn't, indcod, sir."
"Wages twenty five dollars a
month," mechanically repoatod Un
cle Barnabas, as if he was saying olT
a lesson. "Drive out every day in
the carriage with the iniaiiH, rat and
I'tttiiiry to take care of, iso lui n house
with all the improvements. Situd.iy
afternoons to yourself, and two
weeks, spiing aud fall to visit your
mother."
"No, Uucle Barnabas, no!'' said
Eleanor, with a littlo shnddur. "1
nn a true Berknlin, and I cannot
st ) to menial duties.''
Uncle Barnabas gavo such a pro
longed sniff as to suggot tho i Ina
of a very bad cold iu his head iu
deed. Sorry," said be. "IToavcn liolps
those who help thoinselves, and you
can't expect to bo any more liberal
minded than Heaven. ".Sister Ita I
chel,'' to my mother, "what do you!
sav t
My mother drow lier pretty littlo
figure up a triile luoro erect thau
usual.
"I think my tlaughtor Kleanor is
quite right," said she. "The Berk
elins havo always been ladies
I I sat quite- silent, still with my
chin iu my hands, during all this
' family discuHNioii ; but now I roso up
and ciiuo creeping to Undo Barua
bas' side.
"Well, littlo Susie," said tho old
gentleman, laying his baud kindly
ou my rist, "what is it?"
"If you please. Undo Barnabas,"
said 1, with a rapidly throbbing
bout t. "1 would like to take tho sit
uation." "Bravo!" cried Uncle Barnabas.
"Myjdear child!'' exclaimod my
mother.
"Susannah !" tittered Klenor, in
accents by no menus luiidatory.
"Yes,'' said I, "twenty-five dollars
a mouth is a great deal of inoiiev.
aim 1 was never airaiu 01 worn 1
think I will go to tho old lady, LV
. . 1 l
do Barnabas. I iu sure I could send
home at least twenty dollars a month
to mother and Klean.ir, and then tho
two weeks, spring au l fall, would
bo so nice. I leaso, Undo Bar.ia
bas, I go back with you when you
H. until n 1110 uiu ihi; a imiuo i
"Her name!''' said Uncle Barnabas.
"Didn't I tell you. It's Prudence
Mrs. Prudence !"
"What a nieo namo,' said I. "I
know I shall like bur."
"Well, I think you will." said
Uucle Barnabas, looking kindly at
1110. "Aud I think sho will liko you.
Is it a bargain for tho nine o'clock
train to-m nrmv morning t '
"Yes,'' I auswered, stoutly, taking
euro not to look in tho direction of I
my mothor and Kleanor,
"You're the most sensiblo of the
lot," said Undo Barnabas, appro v-j
ingly.
But after ho had gone to bed in 1
tha bestcbambor, whero tho milled 1
pillow cases were, aud the chintz
cushioned oasy chuir,the full streugtu
of the family tongue broke on my
devoted Inad.
"I can't help it," q'totli I, holding
valiantly to tuy colors. "We can't
starve. Some of us must do somo
thiug. Aud you can livo very nice
ly, mother darling, ou twenty dollars
. 1 . .1
H IIIUIllU.
"That is true," sighed my mother
from behind hor black bordered
pocket handkerchief, "lint I never
thought to see a daughter of mine
going out to to service I"
"And Uucle Ham abas isn t going
to no lauyt'jinfr for us, after all,
cried our Kleanor, indiguuntly.
"Stingy old fellow , I should think
he might at least adopt one of us !
He's as rich as Crosstts, aud never a
chick nor a child."
"He may do as he likes about
that," I auswered, independently.
"I prefer to earn my own money."
So the nextjnorniug I set out for
tho unknown bourne of New York
life.
"Uncle Barnabas," said I, as the
train reachod the city, "how shall I
find where Mrs. I'rudence lives"
"Oh, I'll go thore with you,'' said
he.
"Are you well acquainted with
her," I venturod to ask.
"Oh, very well indood," answored
Uncle Barnabas, nodding bis head
sagely.
We took a back at tho depot and
drove through ao many streets that
tuy bead spun round au l round like
a teetotum, before we stopped at a
pretty brown-stone ruausion i t
looked like a palace to my unaccus
tomed eyes and Uncle Barnabas
helped me out
"Here is where Mrs.-Prudence
lives," said he. with a chuokle.
A neat little moid, with a frilled
white apron, and rose-colored rib
bona in her bair, opened th door
with a courteay, and I was oonduot
ed into an elegant apartment, all
gilding, exotica, and blue satin da
mask, when a plump old lady, dress
ed iu blaok silk, with tba lovlieat
Valenciennes loo at ber throat aud
wrists, oama smilingly forward, like
a sixty-year old sunbeam.
"So you've ooina back, Barnabas,
bavajoaP laid sue, and brought
C'l sam a-ll
KM
i
one of the dear girts with 3 ou. Come
and kiss me, my dear."
"Yes, Husy, kiss your aunt." said
Uncle Barnabas, flinging his bat one
way and his gloves another, as he
sat complacently down on the sofa.
"My aunt t" 1 echoed
"Why, of course," said tho plump
old lady t don't you know ! I'm your
Aunt Prudence,"
"But I thought," gasped f. "thai
I was coming to a situation."
"Wall, so you aro," retorted Uncle
Barnabas. " Tue-ni(uation of adopt
ed daughter in my family. Twenty
live dollars a month pocket-money,
tho care of your Aunt Prudmiffy's
cat and c iliary, and to maUe your
self gem ra'ly useful "
"t Hi, Undo? ' cried I, "Kleanor
would have boon so glad to come il
she had knowu it."
"Fiddlestrings and little fishes ! '
lllogically responded my undo. "I ve
no patience with a girl th it's ton
lino for work. Kleanor had tho sit
uation offered her and sho choso to
decline. You decided to como, and
hero vml stav. liin.' tho bell. Prim.
land order tea, for I'm as hungry as
a hunter, and I dare say little bust
! horo would relish a cup of good tea."
Aud this is tho way I drifted iuto
my luxurious homo. Lleanor, iu
tho country cottage, envies me bit-
tcrly, for sho has all tho tast s which
wealth and a metropolitan home can
gratify. But Undo Barnabas will
not hear of my exchanging with her.
"No, no!" says ho. "Tho girl I've
got is tho girl I mean to keep. Miss
Kleanor is toj Ujo a lady to suit
! me "
But ho lets rao send thorn liberal
presents every mouth, so I am
iiappy.
Troubles of a Newly-Wedded Pair.
The Troy "Press" tells an amusing
story of tho vexatious disappoint
ments which befell a recently miir
1 rod pair. It reads thus : "George
W. Pratt of Pittsford, Monroe coun
ty, aud his wife were made ono just
beforo Christmas, and like most peo
ple started on a wedding trip. Port
lleury was thoir destination, aud
they reached Saratoga in safety.
Here tho groom found it necessary
to "see a man" just opposite tho
lopot, aud ho left his blooming bride
in the car j,0 ..wolll, bai.k , a
I ,;.. i.i .i,;i., i, i,,.,!,;,,,.
thro ,u the U((ltom of a tumbler the
! trili HtartBli t)ir umi ift hiu,. Tha
,,ri,ocontiuuod hcr ;,mi.Iloy pjone,
whil tUo room wont .lishing
...i ,SftraUw. likea a madman to
t HOIIloiiv t0 Hto that train and
br nff back h s bride. Ho
bring back his bride. Ho finally
burst into tears and fell prost rate on
tho stroet Constable J. V. Gilbert,
voluuteerod to assist tho man in
trouble. A dispatch was sent to
Port Henry for the bride. She,
sensiblo woman that sho was, got on
the down train to come back after
her husband Tho up train and the
down met at Saratoga. When the
former came into tho station the
bridegroom boarded it and was
whirled way northward just as tho
down traiu drew up to the depot
having on board tlio wife. Tho sit
nation is uow reversed, and Mr. Gil
bnrt felt umbarasHud with a new
bri la on his hau ls iiiHtmid of tha
groom, M.rro dispatches to Port
Henry followed- Ihu wife took tho
next train north at tho same tiino
hor husband took tho next train
south from whsro ho was. Half way
botweeti Saratoga and Port Henry
tho trains pass, ono standing on a
siding, tho other not stopping. At
this particular point tho husband anil
wife passed "uubu-knowuost" to
each other. When tho groom roach
ed Saratoga he found his wife had
left for the north on tho last train,
aud ditto wife when she rotchod
i'ort Henry. Finally an orW was
sent to Port Henry peremptorily re
quiring tho wife to stay where she
was till the husband should como.
By obeying this order the two got
together at last and everybody was
happy, iuditdiug Officer Gilbert.
For Fat Persons, Only.
A correspondent of tho "Scientific
American, says: I bud iu use in Del
aware the leaves of a small bush that
grows in the swamps and on the bor
ders of lakes aud ponds. It possesses
tho peculiar property of diminishing
or proventiug tho accumulation of
iat iu poisons uisposuu 10 ouesity. a
have beon unable to find that it is
known to the medical profession, and
1 do not know what its proper na uo
is; it is called here tho swamp shrub.
It is a beautiful bush, growing to tho
height of 2 J or 3 feet, and heirs n
beautiful purple flower. It blooms
iu July and August, and is quite
ornamental iu comparison to tho
surrounding rubbish among which it
grows. My attention was callod to
it by sovoral corpulent individuals,
who stated that thoy could diminish
their proportions at leisure at the
rate of 5 or 0 pounds per woek. Be
ing quite lusty, I was induced to try
it, with the folio ing result Iu
five weeks I diminished my weight
from 211) lbs. to I'M lbs , when my
clothes commenced to foel uncom
fortably large, and then I stopped.
1 took a dose of tha infusion when
convenient When my fat accumu
lates, I take to driking it 1 and in a
abort time tha oppresaivenoss of
flesh diminishes. If there ia any
thing in medicine that will do this, I
am not aware of it What ia tba
botanical or medical nam of the
shrub T ,
V
18TG.
NO. 39.
The Gentleman.
Every man may bo a gentleman if
he will not by getting nob, or by
gaining access to thai sdf-appjinted
social grade that claims the exclusive
right to give tiie Large of gentility
but by tno cultivatiou of tuosu un
selfish, kind aud noble im pulsus that
make the gen Jemau. It is too rare
ly we find among those who Votj
tlietusulves lue geutluuiuu aud nt.liua
of Unit day, auytuiuj to wurraul
thoir assumption.
There is but little of tho truo metal
about them. Pel soual contract re
veals arrogance aud prule, aud too
ofun a luuaiiness of spirit aud a lit
tleiicst that disgraci-a uu.ii iu nature,
So fur us our ubsei vatiou goes
and it covers many years of contact
with high and low, rich und poor
we are voiistraitied to say that, while
among tue pjjrur classo there is, us
a general thing, a sad laua ot external
culture; of uttuutiou to little I r sou
al habits that are Uot agreuaole to
others, and Whiou 0ug.1t to bo cor
reeled; there are really iu the lower
aud middle rauiis ol sjciety, so call
cd, quite as uiauy true goulletueu
aud ladies as among tuose who claim
the exclusive right to these honor
able designations.
The apprentice aud the errand'
boy the man wiio digs the ditch or
carries a bod, the iiiuciiauio aud the
artisan, the shop-girl, tho seauihtress,
the cook und Ijo waiter, may bo as
truly gentlemen uu.l ladies as the
Uichubtuud most cultivated in tho
! land. 1 lie qualities that make tiie
j lady aud geutlemau are qualities of
tue soul, uuii lucre is no uiouopoly
or exclusive rigut to these.
Reader, 110 matter what your con
dition in hfo is, resolve to bu a gen
tleman or lady. Cultivate uot only
the external amenities aud grace of
true geutility, but the iuner graces
that give these outer sigus their
glory aud their slreugth
rF-waa-awawa. aaaaewaaaaaj
Much in Little.
A man wnl!; 3 miles in an hour; a
horso trots 7 1 steamboats ruu 17 ;
sailing vosmoIs 10; slow rivtrs How 4;
j rapid rivers 7; m idorato wind blows
7; storm moves 3'i ; hurricans 81) ; a
'ritl.j bull I.01IU; sound ft Might 73J,
'0J ,().).); oloctricity 2S0,Oi)d,i)0i) A
' barrel of tlmr weighs l'.IO pounds ;
barrel of pork 2KI; barrel of rino UDO:
barrel of powder lioil; lit kin of butter
; Gil; tub of butter H t. Wheat, beans
and dover-seod CO pounds to the
bushel; corn, ryo and 11 ix-seod fill ;
I bucLwlio.it li. ; barley IS ; oats i5 ;
I brau 2(1; timothy sued 4S; coarse salt
no. hixty drops m tko a drachm 1 8
drachms one ounce; 4 ounces a gill ;
4 gills a pint; (iJ drops a tablespoon
ful, or half uu ounce ; t v table
spoonfuls au ounce, 8 Uble-sp infills
a gill. 2 gills a coftco cup or tumbler;
li tliiid ounces a t'l-ictipful. Four
shoiisand eight hundred und forty
square yards au acre; a square mile
til ) acres To measiiro an aero- 20'.)
feet on each side making a square
within an inch. There are 2. 75 I
languages. Two purs inn die every
second. A generation ia .'( years ;
average of life, 31 yoars. Tut) stand
ing army in Prussia, war times, 1,
2011,0,111; Austria, H23,OOi; Italy, 200,
000; Spaiu, 100.000 ; l.cL'iiim, Dl.
000; Ktigland, 75,000; United States,
21.0 HI. Mails in Ne.v York City are
100 tons per day. New York con
sumes 0 )0 beeves daily, 700 calves,
2),o'00 sheep and 20,000 swine iu
winter .Iwhticmi Journal ot
lloillU.
"J01.1.V WiiesTiitY'ns II u.k TianT."
"O tho follows nre just jolly when
they are half ti gut 1"
That is what a young lady (?) said
recently, when tho tippling custom of
young men was under rem irk.
Huaven pity a head so shallow, a
hoart bo wicked.
Docs not every thoughtful woman
know that tho young muu thus hd !
up as an ideal is corrnpt to the very
coro that his presenca is a posti
louce and his friendship death t
"Jolly !" Beastly, the rather The
high, the moral, the intellectual in
tho young men is laid low, and tho
base, tho vilo. the treacherous, the
icmorsoless in his nature is let loose
by the way exhileration that while it
stupofios consoienue, excites tho low
cunning that is mistakou for fun aul
gaiety.
Young wo'nan. can that very young
man whom you falsi y admire respect
you for tho silly aud vicious compli
ment t
Were you to change place 1 with him
he anbar. you drunk would your
admiration be reciprocated f Do so
ber young men risk their self respect
and character with tippling young
womeu T Not they I If our young
women could iusist on as high stan
dard of friendship from the opposite
sex as our young men do, there
would be few, indeed left so vulgar
as to aay, the "fellows are jolly when
thev are drunk."
"Young woman, Ood will be your
judge 1 You may by your influence,
be a holy angel, or a queen of devils.
You may lead or be led to heaven or
boll 1"
We warn every young woman and
girl whose eyes may rest upon these
words soil nol your nam and char
acter by avon common friendship
with tha "jolly fellows'' whose iroiltv
attention will ha your shame, long
after their quick reparte baa ccaaeu
4o kindl your dslight
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riod than one year are payable st the
time they are ordered, and if not paid
tho person ordering tlieui will be held
lespotmililc fur the nionrv.
He Had no Enemies.
If ho had ni enomies ho never ha J
a positive opinion u;i in any lovlin j
subject he ever heard disjtisso 1.
He could havo had no ideas ab it
religion, nor could he havo taker any
side in p (lilies. Ho coul I nover
arguo upon any topio. II could
never find fault with atnbo lyor
anything, nor could he have ti word
of praise for any person or auy ob.
jccL Ho iiiu-tt have been contiuii.
ally wrapped up in himself. Hj
must have beeu nil things to all men,
aud nothing positive or determined
in his character or nature.
He had 110 enemies ! What, cart 1
ly use could a luuibo to the world t
live filty year., nil. I during all tint:
time mako uo enemies T What O'l
uuhappy mail ho must have boon !
No friction no disturbance, no opin
ion, no trouble, no quarrels, 11 1
nothing. How much pleasure Im
must havo uiisscl 1 Not 0110 enemy
to relieve any of tho monot ny uf
i:'c. llo never learned that enemies
were better thau friends if you only
kuow how tJ use tbeui, aud dou t
have too many.
The men win think havo enemies.
The men wiio act hive eiiomios.
l bs uiuu who put thoir impress ou
an idea h ive niiuniios. No m in is
prominent am ins neighb trs but
ue finds plenty of eue.uiui i'aj ui in
who lea, Is, 11 m.itur wii or vm.it
has enemies. K uunius aro moro
tuttcess.try to develop a 111 iu a c.ipa
bilities tuati frieu.ls No man can
tell what hu c 111 do until ho meets
resistance, mil tint ivsislauco
conies not from frieu Is. It takes
the storm to m.iku the ouk stout aud
stroug uu I it t ik os the bling and
backbiting of oiiemies to maku a uiau
of grit and nerve ami force.
A 111 in may make enemies by bo
ing dishonest, deceitful, and acting
tho hypocrite Nidi a man is really
uot entitled to the luxury of owuing
and controlling enemies. But tho
class of enemies we refer to nrj
those created by firmness of pur
pose, by decision of ciiarin:ter, by
independence of uctiou, und by ad
herence to tho right. Every man
worthy of tho namo has tho. 11, and
tho man whj d.es uul leaves bo
hind one friend who says hu does
not have them, leaves his memory in
uukiud bauds aud hearts.
Shortness ol Life.
Pliny makes a striking computa
tion iu regard to the shortness of
life We never recall it without bo
jiug powerfully imjiressu I by its
I truth. "Consider," ho says, ' tho
I timo spent iu sleep, uu l you will
und that u uiau actually lives only
half his space. The other half piss
es in a state resembling death. I'ou
do uot tako iuto tho account tho
years of infancy, which are il'stituto
of reason, nor tho iu 1 ly ilisoases,
aud the many cares of old ttge, tlioaj
I penalties of longevity. I'ho sutiies
I grow dull, tho limbs are racked, tho
I hearing, tho poiver of walking; tho
teeth, also, die before us, an 1 yet all
this timo is reckoned iu tho period
of a lifo.
But, short as lifo is at tha bast,
those who complain at its brevity let
it slide by them without wishing to
seize and 111 tko the most of tha gol
den moments. How much time do
we waste iu indecision, in vain re
grets, delusive hopes, und unground
ed fears ! What a vist pj;-liou of
our previous existeii-o is wasted iu
mere waiting ! Waiting for some
thing that seems necessary for our
happiness, and the w tut of which
prevents us from enjoying tho pres
out hour.
Some Curious Facts About Tools.
Kvery iiicchunic knows that old
tools, which have been laid asido or
lost for a long time, seemed to havo
acquired additional excellence of
quality. Razors which have lo.it
their keenness and their temper, ro
cover liko mankind, when given thorn
t'lito to recuperate. A spring regains
its tension when allowed to rust.
Farmers leave their scythes exposed
to tho weather, sometimes from ono
season to another, and find their
quality improved by it Boiler
makers frequently search old boilers
carefully, hen reopened for repairs
after a long period of service, to find
any tools that may havo buen left in
them when last repaired, und if tiny
ate found they are aim st invariably
of unusually fine quality. The
writer, when a boy iu the shop, fre
quently, if denied' the use of their
tools by the workmen, looked abnit
the scrap shop, and tin lur the win
dow, for tools purp isely or care
lessly dropped by tho mon 1 an 1
when one was found badly rusted by
long exposure, it proved to be of the
best of steel Enyl-tft il chanie.
terOa the 4th inst. iu the Crimi
nal Court at Memphis, two attor
neys became engaged in a rough
and tumble fijht. anl while the
sherilT was separating them a prison
er named Bill Smith walked oil with
his handojffs and escaped. Tho
t'udge soutbotb the attorneys to jail,
tut they were released that after
noon on payment of a fine.
Wanamaker & Drown present cer
tain facts lo the people, In a liuye card
on our 2nd pave, lint it ia a very
lune hoi 10 and (hey have a lurvre stock
ami it takes a large apace to tell tho
public uImhii the large discounts they
are making. Doti'i fail to re ail the
advertisement. Thev are men who
say what they moan, aud do what lb
af . . . . '