1 THE POST rklUb4 every Thursday Iveelnf by JCBKM14B CEOPfik. tolrlctor. p Bermaof Subscription, f ITO COLL ARB PER ANN CM. Payable trtihia ill rarathi, or ti.bO It not paid wlibln the year, lit paper dlsaonllnutd nlll eH arrearage tr paid unless at lh opitoa of tbt pnhlitber. lobscriptions outside of the county PDTARM IS APVANCR. jgf TtrMM lifting and using ppr t Dressed la others beeomt enbtoribem, ind an Habit for tht priot of tht piper g-' J I 1 T T. CKOXM ILLKlt U. ATTUUNBY AT LAW, Middlobnrjr, Pa., Offers brt proletelonnl tervleee tt tin pub ID. Collections and all other professional tttslnvxa tntrnsled to bit oara will reeeivt prompt attention. fJa 8, '07if AO. SIMI'SOJS, ATTORMiV AT LAW, Sclinsgrove To., Offer! till professional serviot to the pub it. All businest entrusted lo bit tare will be promptly attended l. Jan. 17, '67lf T W. KNIGHT, V, ATTOKNKY AT LAW, Freoburg To., Ofert hit Professional servictlo the pub is. 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Pa., Heel VMnsalfullt-offere bit Itrvioet to Iki nuhlia V-ndue Crver and Auotlon ter. lUvinc had a larct experience, I feel eoaftdent that I ean render perfect atilifaetion lo or employees. Jan. 0, '671 BT. PARKS, ATTORNEY AT LAW ft DISTRICT ATTORNY, MIDDLEDURO, SNYDER COUNTY, T Office in Court Ileute, Bepl.16, 'C7tf iswJSJWi'UEies sons' T0BACC0WAUEH0USE No. 322 N. THIRDS 6,831- rUILADELrillA. jypRCHANT HOUSE. li. II. MANDERBACII Tbop'r. J. C. N1PE, Clerk Net. ill k 416 North Third Street. Philadelpkla M ILLEft ELDER rrnm.FAiM nooic brllers - Btatloocre, Ulank book Maoufaturen a dealeri In Wrapping, matting, l ur laiaand Wall paptrt 1'aptr Ittgs At Ota ertUshl'rinl.ri V-e t1 Ncrtb Third elreel abtvt tail St? 0 VOL. 9. Heloot Poetry. CHRISTMAS IX OlDKX IIM. Heap on mora wood I tht wind It chill; Hut let It whltllt at it will, Wt'll keep our Christmas merry tlill. Kch age bat dtemed the new-born year The fitteit for the festal cheer I Even, beatben yet, Ibe savage Dana At lot more deep the mead did drain High on the beach bit gnlleyt drew, And feasted all hit pirate erew Then in hit low and pine-built ball, Where shields and ates decktd the wall, They rerged area tht hslf dreesed tta er Carou.cd in teas af table btor Whllt round, in bruital Jest, wert thrown Tht hslf gnawed rib and marrow bone, Or listened all, In grim delight, While soolilt yelled oat the joyt ot ngni. Then forth lu fremy would they hie. While wildly loose tnetr red locks fly, Ami dtnoiog round tbt blaiing pilo They make such barbarous mirth the while, Ae best might lo the mind recall The bviitsrout Jays of Odiu't ball. And well our Christian siret of old Loved when the year lie oourtt had rolled, And brought blitbt Christmas back again, With all lis hospitable train. Douiestio and religious right Uave honor tt tht bolr night ; On Christmat eve the bells wert rung On Christmas tvt tht mass was lung ; That rnly night in all tbt year, Saw the etolvd priest the chalice rear. The damsel donned ber kirtle sheen ; The ball wat dressed with holly green ; Forth to tht wood did merry-uon go, To gather in the mistletoe. Then opened wido the barnn't hall To vassal, tenant, serf, and all ( Power laid bis rod of rule aside, And Ceremony doffed bit pride; The heir, with roses in his shoes, That night might village partner ehoott ; The lord, underogating, tti'irt The vulgar gaino of ' post aid pair. All bailed with unconlrolltil tiougui And general vo'uo tho happy night That to the cottage, at tho orowu, Drought tidings of salvation down. Tht fire, with well-dried logt supplied, Went roaring up tho chimney wide ; The liufre hall table's eukeu f.ice. Scrubbed till it shone the day to gi'toe, Dime then tipou in massive board No mark to part the tiiuiro and lord ; Then wns brought in the lusty brawn, Uy old blue-coat serviug-man ; Thun the grim boar's bend frowned on high Crested with bayt and rosemary. Well can the green -garbed raiignrtvll How, when, and where the monster fell ; Whet dogs before bit death be tore, And all the baiting of the boar, ine wtsaa.l round, in good brown bowls, Uarnisbcd with ribbous, blithely trowlt, Then tht hugt sirloin retked ; bard by Plum-porridge Hood, and Christmas pit, Nor fiilod old Scotland lo produce At tucb high tido, hertavory goose. Then oamo the merry maskers iu ; And carolt rolled with blithesome din, If unuielodiout was the long It was a hearty note, and strong. Who liatt may in their mumming let Truces of ancient mystery ; Whitt skirls suppliud the 3iatuerade, AnJ tmulted cheeks the visors uiatie ; Uut. oh ! what Linkers, richly d. -lit, Cau boast of bosums half so light 1 KiiL'liuid waa merry l.tmuu I, when Old Christmas brought bis sporii again. Twat Christinas broacucil mo tuigutiesi ale I Twat Cbriilinnt (old Ibe merriest (ale ; A Christmas gambol oft could choor The poor mun i heart through half the year. tit. Walted Scott. llotv Tended the II a by. I havo never boon oonrieled of murder, neither am 1 prodispoicd to suicide, but audi another night as the lat will drivo mo to the refuge of tho silent grave. I muit uwkcacenQlunt of some ono, or go crazy. This U just the war the matter elands. My Histor-in-low has a baby 4 very ntco baby the nioost baby you over saw. Il is ol the feminine pimuisiou. In an unlucky moment I eanie to my brother's houso, to stop over night, and found tbo family in great tribu lation. There was to be a great ball aad they wanted to go ; but there is an uowarantnblo prejudice implanted in the huima broast against babies in sleeping-cars, publio performsocoi and balls, on J hence the troublo. An un Incky hint, thrown out by myself, brought down judgment upon me, and my well known giol nature bro't wrath on my derotod Load. Thoy went to tho ball, and I stayed to tond that baby. Sho looked io demure, and I was imposed upon by tho moth er's hypocritical assertion, that "she was just tbo bott baby In tho woM, and would sleep like a lamb all night," that I looked upon the matter with cheerfulness, and tbe rosult hardly justified the enoomlumi of tbe fond mother. Lot mo eay, at this point, that from this time I distrust the words ofyouog mother with regard tothoir offspring With the beat of motives, tboy are liablo to be deooived, as In thit ease. For a time that troaoborous infant behaved gloriously. Sho sat upon the floor, surroandod by a misoellane ous collection of toys, and I, with the eveniog paper and a fragrant Havana derated roy feet oa the dining room table, and began to ool y nmolf. In the middle of a bitter editorial nrti ele, I bocamo aware of a sniffling sound at my foot, aod looking down, toy charge was observed to bj rubbing bar eves vigorously, giving utterance to the miffs which bad called my at teotion. I took her up, and trio! to read. Vain ofiVt I that terrible in fanl mid frantio plucks at the paper, and failing to toar It from uy grasp, lifted op ber voice and wept sort, kaMlJoJoarjbatJ Wil JDOt to Mlt MIDDLEBUHG a port a couch of rots, aod began ti rock btr, crooning out a dismal parody, on a lullaby tong. lYobnbly I am not a pood tlnger I liaro be on ac cued vf eingiog Ilia "Startpangled Unnner" to tbt tuna of "Old Huti- drtd ;" but bt that nt it roar, thert was tometbin la my Toico that night wbioh utterly disgusted and drove lYftntio the atnall fomale it) my arm. I aroio and pactd the room, wa ring tho howling cherub op and down in a distressing manocr, in awkward uiitntion of the way io which I had soon b.tbiei htodltd. Perhaps I did uol da it right. I am eorlaio that tho effect was not good ; for even at I walked, a a J atinj hih and wild, abort tho musical tonts of my roicJ pealed the clarion note of that "good baby." Good babies are frauds. I'll atop this SJtnchow," I laid. Kook-a by. (ba wah h-h h!) Ob, hut up I abut up! shut up I Your mamma has robs to an infornil ball, and alio won't coino home till morn ing uhe wou'l I Oil, sud'oring Mo ses I whut's the nnttor with you now? I think I'll lake her lo bed. llash-a by-1 believe she it goiug to sloop." The eyelids ware drooping, and she lay silent, with her heal upon my shoulder. I started for tho crib, and was laying hot' goutly down, whon her e'e and mouth flew opon at the samo itnmtnt, an I she uttered one of tlu most unearthly ycllt I ever licnrd. nJ I have hoard a lilackf jot war- luop Ofcjurse Ihere w.tt nothing for it but to walk aain, an 1 the Dead March in S.tul" was uot more ntourolul lit a it miaa. Tho noaioi of thatovonlful ni'ht I cannot set down. My brain rools I wild I Four limes did I think 1 had lulloJ thit ohappy iufuotlo rest, and as nnny times I was dUoroeably disabutoi of tho iJca ; but at tbroa o'clock ia the uuruing, I was tompted to throw hor out upon the charities of a cold world, and floe the country. I havo passe hour of njjony, of fear, of grief, but til cotubinod wore unal loytd happiness to my detraction during tho last uvoulful uiht. At four o'clouk, 1 was sitiiug up in bod, rooking thut luulliug cherub, nnd tinging : 'Thee have I loved dearly, Yes, madly, tinosrely, Hut t li on hast nearly Mudo heart grow gray." Tho long uight of agony pused. I could have endured it nil; but that atrooious rased of 'a baby, the mo ment it was in its nnthor's nrnn look ed up and laughed. I am down on babies, and thise who rail them "an gels, duck and cliorubs," would change their tninJsif thoy knew them well. My lesson is not cheaply pur- hnsod, but il will list mi through my life or, at least, uutil I havo ono of my owe. Re-Vaccination On this sub. ject, now io important, Prof. Goorge 1). Wood speaks as follows ia his Practice of Medicine, Vol. 1, piges 401G-T, edition of ISO1 : "This op eration should be oraployed in every onso which has nol been tested by exposure to small pox contagion du ring sn cpidemlo preralonoo of tho diteaso. It mar bo asked whether vaccination should bo employed ''in persons previously affected with the small pox. I should unhesitatingly answer tbe quotation In tho alurmutive. (that been before statod that, though fewer persons, are attacked with vari. oloid after inoculation of natural small pox than after vaccination, yot a greater number perish. Ibe same proteetion that a second vaccination extends in one case will prebably bo extended by vaccination in tht othor, and is even more needed, at least so far at life is coocornod. It U goocrally stated in tbe books that vaccina tion after small pox produces liltlo or no offjet. My own observation has boon exactly tbe rovcrso. In conclu ding this subject I would again strong ly urge the propriety of universal rc vaccination, at the meant not only of promoting the oornfoi t and posatLly of saving tbe lifo of the individual, but itlto of preventing the spread of small pox and of ustimatoly ertdlea ting it, if net from the globe, at least from extensive communities.1' Fob est Leaves oa Tanninq. A Vermont tanner bos invented end sue- lawfully tested a ntw material for tan ning, which is nothing site tbsn dye from forest loaves. Tbe leather treat ed by the new method is said to be more smooth and flexible to retain more fully the strength of the raw bide than when bark is us d. It is further stated thai ono ton of loavot will tan a nuoh leather ss five oordt ofhewlook bark, aod ia oaf hs'.ftbe time. ivy SNYDER CO. PA Mormon Wives. George Alfred Towoseod writes t) the Cinoionati Cunimeraa from Utah : Drigham Young's mot notod wifo ia tailed Amelia; tho is a vivacious, spirited women, about thirty-two years oil, American born, and with out ehildren. Another of the Prei. deet's wive is Mrs. l'cckor. who re tains indicaliona of much former beau ty, and ber daughters aro tho hand sotntst of Urigham'a children. Tho old gonllcmati looks out well for avo cations for his sons-in-law, and it is said that in his will he has divided all bis ptoporty into so Ten hundred shares, giving tho bulk of it to the church, and distributed tho rest equally among hit families. I saw Itjigham, nt tho Social Hull, on tho occasion of my lust visit hero, bid four of his wives ndicu. Tho old gontieman hai boon dancing, bat had fatigued tho legs of ecvonly yoare, and ho approached the clutter of hia holp. mates, buttoned up ia a blue over coat with a white vest undomrath, a red woolen omfortor around his nock, and n worn siik hat in his hand. Ho lookod very large, t'lu tro, aud blar.d, and ho said will) tenderuost and dig. nity, shaking oach by the hand. "My dear, I biJyou gooJ-night !" Tho wives, crowJing up with np pnrent emulation, nskod if it was his wish that thoy ills) should acjomp ny hitu home. "No,'' Slid IJrighun, "slay as lonj ns you please. I will have the car. riago come back and wait for you at tho door boluw. (Joo, l-niizht !'' Thoy were nil mid lle-ag l wonnn, common-place, but choorlul ; llrighttn it said toobjeot to his wives dancing round dauccs. It is wondorl'ul that n Mormon with boll a dozon wives can bo jealous or fastidious about each of them, and yet I have hoard people) here fly inlo a passion bocauso tboir wires wore tpokoa to on the streot by trnngers, or sta.'cd at. Tito only caso ol assassination, chargsablo with any degreo of probability to the Mormons, was that of ltrasfie!d, n U'tun.iter, Miol doa 1 in Iho streets of Salt Lake, for s.-lling u Mormm's furniture, nnl propnin,; to clopo up. on i In proLvo.lt of it with ft wife, (Jodbs, wh) bates -Rrlgham Young sincerely, has four wives, besides ono divorce 1. SmoJ he h n b oen "out oil ' from tho church, ho hascpnlcniptatod .citing tho example of ralical mono gamy. "Anil yet," ssys tuduo, "i lovo ull my wives bd equally, an 1 they till lovo mo so harmoniously, that I cannot pick out tho ono to stay or thoto who muit go." Niived Uy salt. Th Phttaburg (Mo.) HejUtcr gives tho following : A few dajs ago W'ru. Hamilton, residing noar tho Missouri Pacific Railroad, wont into the timber about a mile off to shoot squirrels. Nothing being hoard of him all night, several neighbors the uoxt morning weut lo soarch of him. About three o'clock in the aflerooou they found him up a loaoinir tree, thirty icet fioni tho ground, fust and unable to extricate himself. After somo troublo he was taken down, and il was teen that one foot and ankle wore badly torn an 1 bleeding. Ha said about throo o'clock the pre vious day he came across a largo black bear, and febot at but missed bun. Tbo bear mndo for him with all his might, lie ran, aud, finding the bent gnioinj; on him, threw away kis rifle, and partly climbed aod partly ran up a loaning tree, with the boar following i ight at his boots. Tbe top of the tree bad been broken oil nnJ was lullow. He thrust one of his legs into the bole to koep himself from falling, but soon found that bis loir was fast. Ho tried to extricato himself, but could not. Tbe boar ia tbo ineanltmo bad torn bis boot etT and was gnawing and eat ing tbe flesh from tbe foot and ankle. Mr. Hamilton took bu pocket-knife out and cut bruin's eyes j but with one sweep of the bear struck tbo knife from bis band, with a part of two of bis fingers. Mr. Hamilton could now see no help and gave ? te die, expecting to bt eaten up alive by the bear. Uut soon a happy thought struck him. That morning be had put some salt in bis pocket to salt some cattle he bad run uing ia the timber. He took a small haudful and sprinkled it io the boar's eyes. It bad the desired effect. Tbe bear shook bis head, growled snd went down. lie soon returned, but a little mor salt drove him away the second lime, and to Mr. Hamilton's loexpress iblo dflhrbt be trotlod off Into tbo forest. SI - 111 " " - - - sT'l.-l -fr-- ., DECEMBKU 21,1871. Hand Mi liking. Haw did peoplo get ia the habit of shaking hinds? The antwtr It not far to seek. In early and barbarous times, when every sarago or icmi savage wa bit own law-giver, judge, soldier and prlictman, and had to watch over his own safely, In default of all ether pro teclion to frlenJs no 1 ecrpaiolatu'ts. or two strangers desiring tt be Men Is or acquaintances, when lhy chance l to meet, offered each to the other the right hand the baud alike ofoffonet and de fence, tbe hand thatwoildt tLe tword, tbe dngger, the club, the tomuhnwk, or other weapon of war. I'ach did this to show that tho hnn l was empty, and that ueiiher war nor troachory was in tended. A mantennot well stab aootherl whilo he is in tht net of xhnlting hands ttllb him unless be bo a ilouble-cyod traitor and villain, and strives to nitn a cawardly blow with the loft while giving the righl, and pretending to be on gool terms with his victim. Tho custom of b indtlinking pre vails mors or lest among all cirili.od nations and la th. tacit avow,.! irienasnt)) and good will, just as a kiss it of a warmer passion. Ladies, as every one m ist have re tnarkoJ, seldom or never shakes hands with the cordiality of gentleman, tin Its it be with each othor. 'I'll 9 rea son it obvious. It is for thorn t) re ceive homage, not to givo it. They cannot bs expected to ihow lo persous of the other sex a warmth of greeting which might bi luisintorpottd, tinlts such persons are very closely relate J I to them by family or itll'ection ; in which easos hau l nhaking is not neel- ol.aod the lips d rnoro agreeable duty. Kvery man shakes hand according te hit nature, wholhei' it bo timid or agrossive, prou 1 or humble, courteous or churlish, refined or vulgar, sincere, or hypocritical cuthusiastio or iudifT treut. The nicest refinement and id- iosyucraeiet of character may uot, perhaps, bo disoovcrahlo in Ibis fash ion, but tho salient points of tempera ment and in livi luality tiny doubt less ba madii clear te the un lui'stan I iug of most people by a hotter study ol what may bo enllod t.'io physiology of handshaking. To present ll.a lfthan I fjr tho pur pose ef friendly grie'.lng i a pitvo ol discourtesy sometimes intentional ou tli o part of saporiors in rank to their iufbi'iors, an act that no truj gontlo. man will commit. Thero is no reason why it should be cmsi loro l m ro dis courteous than it would be lo kiss tho left cheek iastra l of the right ; but doubtless, tho cuilotn that tnskrs tho right hind imperative ainoo.'o anima tions, dates from those rnrly linns whon hand-shaking first began, uud tht hand that shook anr was shaken in friendship was of necessity weapon less. Ir is proimblv uukn wn U inot of our roidert that tho whipping-post an instituiion for whoso oxialinua with in bar b or dors pjla.v.ire is so much blamed oxists iu J''nglaii I. A most rovulting aooojnt c otu.'S to us of a lato whipping at Njwgato Prison, Lcndon. Tho crimiuaU, two lu num ber, were placed in stocks aud whip ped with the tat-o-tiino-tails, Iu addition to this puuiehuicut thoy were to reccivosevou years' poual servitude aod iven years' police suporviiion, their effcuco bein& robbery, in one caso nggravatad by ns-ault. Even this does not oxcuso the iufliclion of such a barbarous punishment, particularly in a country so proud uf its enlighten ed civilization us Kugland. Tho ab surdily of this puuiahmout booouws more apparent whoa it is known that much more rovoltiug crimes than those moutionod arc uot vi.iul with it. Certuiuly soven years' lanislunont to a penal colony aud a like tuno of po lice supervision aro ensugu without resort: og to tho cruelly of tho lash. TiiEitEis a ueoJIo factory in New Havon whore the whole procew l done by a single tnaohine, without tht manual labor of any porson. A coil of steol wire is put In ; tho machine cuts it off at tbo required lengths; it cuts tho steel pieces oonseoutivoly, punches the eye-holes, counter sinks tbo eyce, and grinds tho points and in fact, doos evorylbiug unlil tbe usodlos drop out complotoly formed. Another machine picks thtm up and urraoges thorn hoads and points together, and a third pisco of rooohanlsm puts them into ntpor. Ont of these machines occupies oo mors space than an or dinary table, and each of thtm turns ont from 30,000 to 40,000 needles s day. Most of the needles were im ported from ISngUu i, uulil a few years past. NO. 40. The I'craoncllc ot unajrean. The Philadelphia 7V.ns bat the fol lowing peiieual items about Congress men : Of tLt ecventy-four Senators lUty art lawjets. linnet I 'avis It tho most garrulous momlior of Congress. Senator funnier has seen the long, est service twenty consecutive yetrs. lion Simon Cameron is the oldest Sonator, and Mr, 'jpuueor, of Alabama tht youngest. Mr. KUridgo, of Wisennstin, is the iiii-st ciisrientijus mumhor if the House on points of order. ludgj Kelly is the oliK'st tnetiilior of the Philadelphia dt-Wnlion (boru in HI I), tiuil Mr. freely (born in 13'1) the youngest. Hon. Henry 1 I-Vster is thi t-ldi-sl I'cnnsj Ivaiiia nicmbrr, (burn in 11:2 1 and !Ijo. William Mct'lellund (!oru in l' 12) the youngast. In tho Hons), tlio longest conoi'U live tcim ol t-crvicj that of Mr P.iwos, as UHtinl ns it Ins Icon long nrfroJi,e(, t, Mafac1lU,oll(, The House has no septuagenarian, the oldest member Mr. l'ury, of Now York being nol quite sixty j to mtiko up for which .fact there) are seven inoiiibcrs who tiro under !!" years el'age. Among tho Senators, cloven have Leon tlovernoiH of Slates. Nini were born in Now York, so that the Umpire Stafo cannot complain, nl- llinurMi her tiiiinin-ii riMit-i..rMtntiin is ......j 1() vBlv ,.,.,,. i' ving twclro liu'inheta, has nineteen sons in tho Senate which prevents her from boing lofl out in tho coll quilo yet. Of tho professions reprsscnted in the body, tho editorial has risen to the fourth place, hnving now eleven members. There arc tight manufac turers, thrco doctors, two clorgjtncn, one teacher, ( greatly neohl.i, and one "general busiuess," which wo trust .docs not mean "jack nt nil trades and good for nothing." No less limn fifty two were born in New 1'iiglanJ, seven camofrom tlio lirittuh lsl.s Canada and Prussia being tho only other for eign birthplaces. !)ifsl;s. If a man wishes to gel lil of dys pepsia, ho must givo his btomach uuJ brain less lo do. It will be of no ser vice for hint to follow any pirtieular regimen to live on chaff bren I, or any such stull' to weigh his food, Ac so long ns tho brain is iu a cmstaut slnto of excitement. Lot that ii -ire proper rest, an I tho stomach will per form its fuiutions. 1J at if he pass foutlcon or fifteen h ours ulli :e or count ing room, na I tako no exercise, hisj stomach will inevitably becotno pa:'a-j lyzcJ, uud if ho put nothi.'u into il but , craokrr n day, it will not iligo.t it.! lu many cases il ii tho brain th.il is ilit priuiuty esuse. (iivo that delicate j orgau suina rest. Leave yeur business 1 lipl.iml vnn ntmn vnii I'd Lo vnur' - j j n- j lioin.'. Do uot sit down to your din nor with your brows kail, snd your miud absorbed iu casting up iulcrebt accounts. Never ubridgo tho nsial liours of sltep. Take mere or lefs cx crciso iu the opou uir every day. Al- iluw yourself tome innocent recreation. Kut moJeralely, slowly, and of what you please, prvlded it bo out the shovel and tongs. If any particular dish disag revs with you, however, ne ver touch it or look al it. lo not imag ine that you must livo on rye bread or oatmeal pni'iidge; a icn. 'italic quantity uf nutritious food is es.-ct.lia! to the mind us well as tlio body. Above all, bauiih all thoughts of the sshject. If you havo any treaties on dyspepsia domestio medicines, etc , put them di rectly into iho fire. If you are con st autly talking and thinking of dys pepsia, you will surely havo it. F.n deavor to forget that you have a stom ach. Keep a clear conscience ; live temperately, regularly, cleanly ; bo in dustrious, too. but be temperate AjHlitcn'a Jin nil 11k 'ESTt.Y two parsons traveling on tho road to Gotham in a light wagon w.ero smoking cigars, from the Q'O of which somo straw at the bottom ignit ed. The flames soon drove them from their stats, and while busy extinguish ing the fire, a eouufryman who bad been for some time following them on horseback, aligbtod to asiist them. " I have loan watching the stuoko for some time," said he. " Why, then, did you not give us ootioo ?" asked tho travelers. 11 Well," reipondsd the rustle "there are so man new fsnglsd notions now ad ays, I thought you wore going by steam." Ont column ont year f 80.00. One-half column, one year, S0.OO. One-fourth column, one year, 16 00, One nitiare (10 lines) one insertion 7. Every additional Insertion Bt. Professional and lluiiiiess tsrds of not more than Ave lines, per year. 1,00 Auditor, Eiecnlnr, Administrator and Assignes Notices J.S9. Editorial notices per lint It, All advertiecmeBtt for a shorter period thun one year are payable at Ihe tiiae lliey aro ordered, and if not pnid tbe per son ordering them will be held responsible fur Ihe money. Women 1'ahmkiis. On tho oastern shore of Cunandiigua L ike, ticcorJ lug to tho Rochester Union, livo two very singular persons. Thi owners of two it'ljscenl firms aro two s'slcrs, daughter uf a pionct r tiniwd Fuller, who, n ore tl. nn l.alfa century ago, ma lo his way into tho for -st regions rurrotimllng tho romantic l.ikos of in terior New York. At his death ho lefl his chiiircn land, but little clso, and tho two gii Is, La ira and KVcta, rosdvid to bccdtne farmers. Ilotli are now pnft lixty, and, siurc enrly tveina nhood, tin y lave culiivntol their gromi Is with ihoir own hau ls. Kaoh has a siuiling farm aula suuj collage, tho litter nestlin among shnile-ticos, elos-lo the edgn tf tho lake. Tho lacd, leaiiiij; ' fruit, gins aud other crops," stretch far t.w.y up the rolling hills. TIiu editor of (he j nn riml named has laloly "intorview. cd'' tin proprietors, and so bseanio aware cf tho fuels ho luis tmule pub lio. All ''tibout," ho eay, "looks thrifty,'' nu 1 tho f.trm-woik nppears to bo thoroughly an I ju liei ni-dy dono. Miss liitira Fuller was first culled upon. This la ly wears a ' uliort and rather loosely-fitting dress, a h unl nnl a pair of men's boots." Sho has "a beard tis heavy ns i. oTicn teen upon n man, and n voice that w,ul nitlo mistaken for that vf a woman." Slia is "tolornbly we'd infi rined'aiid show ed that her heart was in l.ei' vecati m. That sin plies il witlim: tnaculino hi'lj) and with d.ici led prosperity is unqticHii otiiible. Her sintiT, K'ueta, is, however, regardo 1 us Iho bo'.tcr manager and in oro h isimst liko par son id' the two." H.t visitor found this lady to havo tnu.-h tlio npp'.'ar anec of her sister, but sho is "more dignified and j i.tii;ni dial, with a head considerably bal 1, and flocks wliiuu. ed by tho fro.sts of tinny winters." Miss Fuller cat nwny tin forest that once covered her fiirin with l.cr owu hands. All th toil that was uoodo 1 to I ting the land into l ou lition, she pel funned, silitiry .'ii:d i.leno. Sho has irared stick of'o'.l kinds, "iuelu ding fine horses nnd (;e, fur wliicU a great fancy had buoti takeu.'' Jersey ,!;;ti!uii;.', Jersey lightning i.s cider brandy, threu hoili'i old, still bont, an 1 q licit erthMiafla.h. Tho j lie iz drunk raw by till oil sports, an 1 mikes a premonitory and h'ssing hoiss at it winds down tho lliroit, liko an oi l kIuo go i-o sel'.itig oa e;s, or a hot iron Ktuelt into ieo wi'er. Three horns a il.iy of this ticker will t.iu a man's interior in six months so tliat lio kan swallo a livo aix f'o t ;1 c rab, feet lust, and in t waito u wink. Il d on't fit a inin (cilcr d m't) like whik.'u d , Lut pucktrs him up liko liicd p otato 's. If il m ill km survive tho lust three yens of Jersey light ning, ho i. sale then for tho lu.M 7"o year., to com.', nnl ke;s loi'iiu every day unroJiLo a three joar ol t , I . . I I ..... 4 pcppcrpol, li oner nu i uunur. old cider bruu ly drinker will steam, in ti sudJeti shower uv rnin, lil.e a pile ov stalolo uianiire, and hi, bretlt i smell like the buuho'e of ruin cask la'ely elliptic I. Wliotl Jowey light ! ning u lust boru it tmUs like Liloing I turpentino und cave nu, lialf uud hnll', ' i -i .. 1. 1.. I i.l: . .. . ' auj w in i io a in JJ4 uiinui un u i of old cowliido I'i'ogans iu Ij ml uut en and nppliul uterua'ly will cure roma. t'diuor kill tho pati.-nt, I forgot whii.li. Tlio li.st horn u man lakes of this licLcr will luuko bun thluk ho ha." swallotfod a g:u light, uu l ho wil KO nut bohiu 1 tho bain and try to die, bul k nit. Th i eyes ov an ol l ciJor- Inuuilist I ooks like deep poshes cut in to a i ii'o louiiitto, hi, do.o is tho ko'n- plcxshuu of a half boiled lobster, and tho griz.lo in his gullot slicks o il liko au oibo in a Uu loalul. Iho in oro villainous tlm drink, tho more invot- criito are tho.o whodtiuk, I knot tell ycr whethi r culor brand' e will shortCB au old sucker s days or not lor they gouorally onilivo all Ihe resl of the iinburs, aud die just at soon as tbo old Invern stiud changes bands, an ! is opened ou temperance princi ples. One bottle ov sassapar'Hy or ginger popp is ax fatal to these loners uz a rule unii is tow a tou uugg. Joh liillinij. Jinicut. floggings aro still con-: tinusd in Delaware, the wbippiug-psst having been put iuto uso in Noy Castle a fow diys sinoo. Ono maq was flogged for the tbirJ time, and said that, having bad all t'te inaohooi flogged out of h'uu, "ho didn't care for anything.'' Flight others, wore pun,, ished with twenty U -h'seaoh, a id several in addition, stood (or sn hqic in the pillory. The ofleaM vr oai I wti jootty larceny, ' . yn; 1