M)t MmsiMmMoqmfxil :13a. Newport Advertisements. NEW STORE ROOM. NEW FIBM1 NEW GOODS! E. B. WISE, Having owned a New Store at the corner ol Fourth Cherry Streets. Just above thePenn'a, K. K. depot, in Newport, are now prepared to show a Complete Stock of New Goods, Consisting In part ol DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, BOOTS &SIIOE8, IIAT8 & CArS, NOTIONS, and a nencr.il assortment ol all kinds of Roods which they will sell AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST. They ask the citizens of Newport and vicinity to call and examine their stock and see that they are offering goods at such prices as will secure a snare of the public patronage. E. B. WISE, WALNUT STREET, Newport, Pa. 36 tf Do You Want Bargains ? IF SO, CALL ON W.H.MUSSER, At Newport, Penn'a. 0 Having just returned from the City with a SPLENDID STOCK OF DRY - GOODS, GROCERIES, AND NOTIONS, I am prepared to offer to the citizens of Ferry County one of the BEST ASSORTMENTS of GOODS ever brought into this vicinity. My Stock of DRESS - GOODS, . . ' i DRESS-TRIMMINGS, AND NOTIONS, Is complete, and were bought at PANIC PRICES, and will be sold at SHORT PROFITS, lor Cash. JO- Call and see for yourself. W. H. MUSSER, CENTRE SQUARE, 43 tf NEWPOET, PA. Drugs ! Drugs ! rriHE Subscriber has on hand and for sale, at JL low prices, a complete assortment oi DRUGS. MEDICINES AND CHEMICALS, Of all kinds. Also, a full stock of Concentrated Remedies, PATENT MEDICINES, ESSENTIAL OILS, PERFUMERY, HATR OILS. BRUSHES, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Pure Wines, AND LIQUORS, Always on hand, for Medicinal and Sacramen tal purposes. t&'lViyiiciani' Order carefully and promptly Jilhd. B . M . EBY, NEWPORT. PERRY COUNTY, PA. New Millinery Goods A.t Newport, Pa. urAj iu iiuurm ina jiuuiiu mat i naYBjustre X turned from Philadelphia, with a Jul assort- mailt ii t .ha lutu.t .luiu. .if v. im rm mj u d.jid. v. MILLINERY GOODS, HATS AND BONNETS, RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS FEATHERS, CHIGNONS. LACE CAPES, NOTIONS, And all articles usually found in a nnLnimun llnery Establishment. All orders promptly at tended to. We will sell all goods as Cheap as eau be got elsewhere. ' DRKHS-MAKINO done to order ltM In h I. test style, as I get the latent Fashions from ' w itiT every mourn, uouenng aone loorder ID all widths. I will warrant all my work to give sat aiauuou. aii wur uoue as low as possible. ANNIE ICKES, Cherry Street, near the Station, Newport, Pa. eitis OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, , . Neatly Executed on Bbort Notice, AT THE MOST Reasonable Rates, AT THE BLOOMFIELD TIES ID Steam Jl Olce, New Bloomfield, Perry Co., Pa. IF YOlf WANT A. JVent nnl Attractive PUBLIC SALE BILL ILLUSTRATED WITH CUTS, Printed in Colors, -OB ON-. Fancy Colored Papers Call, or Send your Order TO THE BIoomftclD tmc0 Steam Printing Office WUEKE ALL OROEHS AKE PIIOMPTLT FILLED. 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"When resorted to in season it sel dom fails to effect a speedy cure in ' the most severe cases of Coughs, Bronchitis, Croup, "Whooping Cough, Influenza, Asthma, Colds, Sore Throat, Pains or Sore ness in the Chest and Side, Liver Complaint, Bleeding at the Lungs, &c. "Wistar's Balsam does not dry up a Cough, and leave the cause behind, as is the case with most preparations, but it loosens and cleanses tho lungs, and allays irritation, thus removing the cause of the complaint. TSBPABED BY BETH W. FOWLS & SONS, Boston, Kmi., And sold by Druggists and Dealers generally. ' Cottage Color Paints l.OO to Vl.ffO per Gallon. ENGLISH ROOF PAINT, Guound is Oil, .... eoc. per gal. LIQUID SLATE ROOF PAINT, Fins Proof, . . . . - II 25 per gal. Patent Petroleum Linseed Oil, Works in all Paints as Boiled Linseed, 50c. perG. MACHINERY OIL, E. G. KELLEY'8 Patent Sperm Oil. . 1 00 Engine Oil, . 75 Filtered Hock Lubricating Oil, 60 Send for cards of colors and circulars. NEW YORK CITY OIL CO.; Bole Agents, 714. lyh. 116 MAIDEN LANE, NEW YORK. JOHN MCE, OF Little Germany, OFFERS to sell SIXTEEN ACRES of laud lo cated In Centre township, about two-ami a. half miles South-west of Hloomlleld. About BIX ACRES being cleared, and In a good state of cul tivation, the balance (swell set with youngtlmber. There are two uever falling Springs of soft water on this land. S. PHICE 9800. lltf Why not have a Beautiful Complexion! WUT BC AMHOTEO WITH . CHAPPED HANDS oitROUCH8KINt when such an agreeable and effectual REMEDY VAX JIB OBTAINED AT BO SMAI.L A COST. BY USING WRIGHT'S "ALCONATED GLYCERINE TABLET." Bold by Druggists & Dealers In Toilet Articles. 00 NEW BLOOMFIELD, PEBUY CO., FA.. I1PNRY PATTERSON, Proprietor. This well-known hotel has been refurnished by the present management, who purposes keeping a tlrst-clan hotel, for the accomodation of man and beast. The table will always be supplied with the luxuries of the season. Special palus will be taken to make guests feel comfortable. 81552 To Hlioeiiiiilioi-w. THE subscribers keep constantly on hand. FINE ASSORTMENT OF FRENCH CALF SKINS, PINK LININGS, ROANS, MOROCCOS, SHOE THREAD, PEGS, AWLS, and a generalassortment of articles used by Shoe F. MOS TIMER. mm Dr. .T: Walker's, California Vin egar Bitters are ft puroly Vegetable preparation, mado cliioBy from tho na tive herbs found 011 tho lower ranges of the Siorra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, the medicinal properties of which are extracted therefrom without the use of Alcohol. Tho question is almost daily asked, " What is tho cause of tho unparalleled success of Vinegar Bit TEHSf" Our aiiBwcr is, that they romovo the cause of disease, and tho patient re covers bis hoalth. , They nre the groat blood purifier and a life-giving principlo, a perfect Konovator and luvigorator of tho system. Nover before in tho history of the world has a medicine been compounded possessing tho remarkable qualities of VinroabIIittehs in healing the sick of every disease man is heir to. They are a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic, relieving Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs in Bilious Diseases The properties of Dr. Walker's Tikboar hitters are Aperient, Dinphoretio, , Carminativo, Nutritions, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant Sudoritio, Altera tive, and Anti-l!ilious. r. h. Mcdonald & co., Droffiriats and Gen. Agta., Sun Francisco, California, and ear. of Washington and Charlton Kts., N. Y. Sold by all Uragglsts nd Dealer. July it " ' h A VALUABLE STEAM TANNERY At Private Sale ! THE subscriber having concluded to enter Into another branch of business, oilers his Steam Tannery, At private wile. It In In good running order and capauie 01 Tanning 3000 Hides per Year ! The water that the Tannery Is sunolled with Is supplied with is conveyed from a spring, and is of the best quality for Tanning purposes. There are 6 LARGE (new) LEECHES, 62 LAY-AWAY VATS, 8 HANDLERS, i BATES, LIMES, SWEATS, HIDE-BREAKER, LEATHER ROLLER. CEN lit If UUAL, uguou PUMP, &c. The ENCINE AND BOILER Are In good condition, with every convenience uevenaury. BARK can be had In abundance, at low figures. nr The Tannerv Is located at NKW nmnnr. FIELD, Perry county, Pa., a very pleasant town, with good society, good Schools, Academy and four churches. For further particulars, call on or address SAM'L. ALEX. PEALE, Feb.17, 1874. (NewBloomheld, Perry ca, Pa. watt mm. CfPBING JJBETTY Otyles Jlatebns Have just been received by F. MORTIMER OSWEGO Silver Gloss Starch, FOR THE LAUNDRY. Manufactured by T. KINGSFORD & SON, Has Become a HOUSEHOLD NECESSITY. Its great excellence has merited the commenda tion oi liurope lor America manufacture. PULVERIZED CORN STARCH, Prepared by T. KINGSFORD & SON, Expressly for food, when It Is properly made Into ruuuings, is a aesseri oi great excellence. W For Sale by First-class Grocers. 23 2m. BALL SCALES! T B- M ARYANERTH, D W. DERR and oj jamlm ii. uitiKK. kuown as " The Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply of Bnoy's Patent COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap- est anu uest cuuuiur ocaieiu me mamec. For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio. New Jersev. Delaware and Maryland, ad dress "The Hall Scale Company," Pottsvllle, DtiiiuyiKiiicomuy, ra. . For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the underslKiied, where they can be seen ana exainiiieu any nine. J LEIHY & BRO., Newport, Perry co., Pa. lfnAUir lmur,uirn 2Jtf . New Bloomfield, Perryco.,Fa. METTY nPRLNG INTS uTYLES ONLY 10 CENTS a YARD CAN BE HAD OF F. MORTIMER. 1 An Indnccmcnt. We recently heard rathor a good story on one of out city rninistors. During the rovlval in progress in ona of the country churches near the oity, among the regular attendants at the meeting was a beautiful and estimable, but rather unsophisticated young lady, whose friends were very anx ious to have her united to the church. " She seemed, however, reluotant to do so, and the minister in question was re quested " to talk to her." This he did several times, on one occasion saying, in a jocular manner : " Miss M , if you will join the church I'll marry you,'! meaning he would perform the ceremony. The eirl seemed pleased with the proposi tion, and a few evenings after walked up to the altar and united with the church. Some few weeks after this the minister preached at the church, and after the ser vices met the young lady. " Brother ." said she, ' you know you promised to marry me if I would join the church. Are you going to do so? I don't want to wait any longer." The minister saw his dilemma, ana at tempted to explain. ' I meant I would perform the cere mony," he said, "that's all. I can't mar ry you myself, for I am already married, and love my wife too much to desire to swap her off for another." The vouncr ladv became indienant ; de clared she'd leave the church ; and that she "never bad much faith in these town preachers." Our ministerial friend declares that he will never again use any other than plain Scriptural argument to induce a young lady to join the church. A Pugnacious Judge. We once heard of a justice of the peace in the Mad-river bottoms getting into a rough-and-tumble fight with a contuma cious witness. The witness was about proving the bettor man, and had the rural Dogberry down, when suddenly the last named assumed the judicial ermine and commanded tho peace. The law and order combatant at once desisted and permitted hlB antagonist to come to a perpendicular. Immediately the 'squire renewed the fight, and in a second was on his back, at the mercy of his enemy. This time he not only commanded the peace, but called out pow comilatut from the bystanders, who separated the pugilists. The third time the maddened magistrate tried this appeal the witness, Bitting astraddle of the justice, said : "Now look here, 'squire, I want this thing understood atwixt us. I want more fight and less peace or more peace and less fight, and you've got to decide the case mighty quick or I'll bust your law-abiding skull." 17" Lieutenant B., stationed at Gib raltar, was one day on guard with another officer, who unfortunately fell down a precipice four hundred feet high and was killed.. In his guard report appeared this entry : , " N. B. Nothing extraordinary since guard mounting." Shortly after his return to quarters, the brigade major, hav ing heard of the accident, approached B. report in hand, to demand an explanation. "You say, sir, in your report, 'N. B. Nothing extraordinary since guard mount ing,' when your brother officer on duty with you has fallen down a precipice four hundred feet high and been killed." . "Well, sir," replied B., "I dinua think there's anything extraordinary in it ava ; if he'd faun down a precipice four hundred feet high and no been killed, L should ba'e thought it extraordinary in deed, and wad ha'e put it down in my re port." t W" In regard to the intoxicating quali ties of lager beer a German gave the fol lowing testimony before a court in Day ton, Ohio t " If you drink five or six glasses of la ger, In a little while you will feel more pleasant as if you drink five or six glasses of water in the same time ; and' if you drink five or six glasses of water, in a little While you will feel more disappointed as if you drink five or six glasses of lager beer in the same time." The jury were out four hours, and stood seven to five. tW Do you call that a veal outlet, wait er?" said an old gentleman dining at a restaurant. " Why it's an insult to every true calf in the country-." " Well, sir, I didn't mean to insult you," returned the waiter. tW An old veteran was relating his ex ploits to a crowd of boys, and mentioned being in five engagements. " That's noth in," broke in a little fellow. " My sister Agnes has been engaged eloven times 1" KIT An Indian maiden in singing in an opera at Sao Francisco, which gives occa sion to some desperate joker to remark that she has been transformed from " a squaw into a squawler."