I)c tmc0, Nctt) Bl0amfwl&, JjJa. Newport Advertisements. Iron in tlio Blood NEW STORE ROOM. NEW FIRM I .A. NEW GOODS! A New Idea! E. B. WISE, Having opened a New Store at the corner o( Fourth ft Cherry Streets, just above thefenn'a, K. K. depot, In Newport, are now prepared to show a t Complete Stock of New Goods, Consisting in part ot DRY GOODS. ' GROCERIES, BOOTS & SHOES, 1IATH & CATS, NOTIONS, and a general assortment of all kinds ot goods which they will sell AS CHEAP AS TIIE CHEAPEST. They ak the citizens of Newport and vicinity to calf and examine their stock and see that they are offering goods at such prices as will secure a share of the public patronage. E. 13. WISE, WALNUT STREET, Neivport, Pa, 35 tf Do You Want Bargains ? IF SO, CALL ON W. H. MUSSEll, At Newport, Penn'a. 0 Having just returned from the City with a SPLENDID STOCK OF IIY - GOODS, GItOCEIlIEN, AND NOTIONS, I am prepared to offer to the citizens of Perry County one of the BEST ASSORTMENTS of (JOODtt ever brought into this vicinity. , My Stock of IS .- 'I DRESS. GOODS, ' " V DRESS-TRIMMINGS, AND NOTIONS, is complete, and were bought at PANIC PRICES, and will be sold at SHORT PROFITS, for Cash. 49- Call and see lor yourself. ' W. H. MUSSEll, CENTRE SQUARE, 43 H NKWrOKT, PA. Drugs! Dmgs! THE Subscriber has on hand and for sale, at low prices, a complete assortmentof DRUGS, ; ; MEDICINES , . AND CHEMICALS, . Ol all kinds. Also, a full stock of Concentrated Remedies, PATENT MEDICINES, ESSENTIAL OILS, . , PERFUMERY, nAIR OILS, BRUSHES, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Pure Wines - AND LIQUORS, Always on hand, for Medicinal and Sacramen tal purposes. tUS'lTiyticiuni' Order r.arrfuUt and promptly filled. B. M. EBY, NEWPORT. PERRY COUNTY, PA. Xew Millinery Goods A.t Newport, Ia. IBBO tolnform the publlo that I have Just re turned from Philadelphia, with a f ul assort ment of the latest styles of MILLINERY GOODS, HATS AND BONNETS, K1I1H0N8, FRENCH FLOWERS FEATHERS, CHIGNONS. LACE CAPES. . , NOTIONS, And all article usually found In a first-class Mil linery Establishment. All orders promptly at teudedto. We will sell all goods as Cheap a eau be got elsewhere . DRESS MAKING done to order and in the la test style, as I get the Utteat Fashions from N w York every month. Goffering done toorder, in all widths. I will warraut all my work toglve sat isfaction. All work done as low as possl ble. ANNIE ICKES, Cherry Street, near the Station, Newport, Pa. MS 13 SHUTTLE- , I ' Set ii 'Macmne - I ll HI I . ft FOR 50 Dollars ! I FARMERS, MERCHANTS, MECHANICS, AND , EVERYBODY Buy the World-Renowned irrlarliiTiRl THE BEST IN THE WORLD I tyThe Highest Premium was , awardod to It at "VIE 1STN A. ; Oliid State Fair J : ; Northern Ohio Fair j ; . t Amer. Institute, N. Y.; Cincinnati Exposition; , Indianapolis Exposition ; St Louis Fair) . Louisiana State Fair; Mississippi State Fair; and Georgia State Fair; FOR BEING THE BEST SEWING MACHINES, and doing the largest and best range of work. All other Machines in the Market , i were in direct COMPETITION!! VW For Hemming, Fell ing, Stitching, Cording, Binding, Braiding, Embroidering, Quilt-', ing and Stitching fine or heavy goods it is unsurpassed. Where we have no Agents we will deliver a Machine for the price named above, at the nearest Rail Road Station of Purchasers. . Needles for all Sewing Ma chines for Sale Old Machines taken in Exchange. Send for Circulars, Price List, &o., and Copy of the "Wilson Reflector, one of the best Periodicals of the day, devoted to Sewing Ma chines, Fashions, General News and Miscellany.1 ' Agents Wanted AUUUC8S, .Wilson Serai Machine Co. CLEVELAND, OHIO. 7S2t flJlETTY fiPRING llllNTS OTYLES ONLY 10 CENTS a YARD CAN BE HAD OF F. MORTIMER. MAKES THE WEAK STRONG, TIte Peruvian Syrup, a Protect ed Solution of the Protoxide of Iron, is so combined as to have the character of an aliment, a9 easily digested and assimilated with the blood as the simplest food. It increases the quantity of Nature's Own Vitalizing Agent, Iron in the blood, and cures "a thousand ills," simply by Toning up, Invigorating and Vitalizing the System. The en riched anil vitalized blood per meates every part of the body, repairing damages and waste , searching out morbid secre tions, and leaving nothing for disease to feed upon. This is the secret of the won derful success of this remedy tit, curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com plaint, Dropsy, Chronic Diar rhoea, Boils, Nervous Affections, Chills ' and Fevers, Humor, Loss of Constitutional Vigor, Diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder, Female Complaints, and all diseases originating in a bad state of the blood, or ac companied by debility or a low state of the system. Being free from Alcohol, in any form, its energizing effects are not fol lowed by corresponding reac tion, but are permanent, infu sing strength, vigor, and neiv life into all parts of the system, and building up tin Iron Con stitution. Thousands have been cJiangcd by the use of this remedy, front, weak, sickly, suffering crea tures, to strong, healthy, and happy men and women and invalids cannon reasonably hes itcte to give it a trial. See that each bottle has PERU VIAN SYRUP Mown in the glass. Pamphlets Free. SETH W. FOWLE 4 SONS, Proprietors, No. 1 Milton Plc, Boston. Sold bt Druggists oedoalli Cottage Color Paints . . 91.00 to 1.50 per Gallon. ENGLISH ROOF PAINT, Ground in Oil, .;. ' boc. per gal. LIQUID SLATE ROOF PAINT, Fms Pnoop, - - . . - $1 25 per gal. Patent Petroleum Linseed Oil, Works In all Faints as Boiled Linseed, 50c. perO. MACHINERY OIL, E. O. KELLEY'ft Patent Sperm Oil. - 1 00 EngineOll, : x - : t - 75 Filtered Rock Lubricating Oil, 60 Send for cards of colors and circulars. NEW YORK CITY OIL CO., Bole Agents, 714. lyh. 116 MAIDEN LANE, NEW YORK. JOHN 11 ICE, 'or . r Little Germany, OFFERS to sell SIXTEEN ACRES of land lo cated In Centre township, about two-and-a-httlf miles Bout h-west of Bloonilleld. About SIX ACKK8 being cleared, and In a good Mate of cul tivation, the balance Is well set with young timber. There are two never falling Springs of so It water on this laud. . 1 . 1 4.1'lltCE 00. lltf SEEI OUR BEMJTIRH.lv IlLUMRAltD CATALOGUES for 1374. of g Numbering! 7S t'AOCS, tuiU cnntH-ntuf E rTo aur patrons thiy wlii h'nutl.jtj as usual E frso; to all oihnn. on mnoiiifc of fc,wiiiet All furrhfjra ntnur ftanlu. ,iliur . C Gardening lor Protil, w r Pnirhi-fil F . nlliiv.l inrtr winw. rn'rrrti frn tmir IUF4, UNI UHL! Betdtrntn, 33 Ctrtlandt Street, New Voiib 1 S06m Why not havo a Beautiful Complexion? WUI Hit ANNOVKD WIXU I CHAPPED HANDS on ROUGH SKIN' when such an agreeable and effectual liBMRDYCANBE OBTAINED , AT SO SMALL, A COST. BV USING WRIGHT'S " ALl'OXATED GLYCEIUAE TABLET." Sold by Druggists & Dealers In Toilet Articles. 00 NEW HLOONFIELD, TEBRY CO. PA. HFNUY.PATTEKSON, Proprietor. This well-known hotel has been refurnished by the present iiiaiiuK'ieut, hu put poxes keeping a ItrHl-oluH hotel, lur t he ai coiiKHlullon of iiiiui ami iH-ait. '1 lie ijilile will alwuvs be supplied with the luxuries of the season. Helul pains will be taken to make guests feel coiufortuble. Hib'o2 Dr. J. Walker's toilitornln Vin egar IlittorA nro a v'liioly Vesetn-blo preparation, inni'.o chielty from tlio na tivo licibs found on tlio lower ranges of the Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, tlio medicinal properties of which nro extracted therefrom without tho use. of Alcohol. Tho question Is almost daily asked. What is tho cause of tho unparallolcd success of Vinegar Bit teus!" Our answer is, that they remove tho causo of disease, and tho patient re covers his health. They me. tho groat blood purifier and a life-giving principle, a perfect Konovator . and luvigorator of the system. Nover before in the history of the world lias it medicine fceon compounded pnsBcxxiiifr, tljn renmrkablo qualities of Vinkoar 111 iteiis in healing the sick of every iliscaso man is heir to. Thoy are a gentlo Purgative as well as s Tonio, relieving Congestion or Inflammation of tho Liver and Visceral Orgaus in Bilious Diseases The properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar iiittkrs aro A pericnt, Diaphorotio, Carminativo, Kutritious, Laxative, Dittretio, Sedative, Counter-irritant Sudorific, Altera tive, and Anti-Bilious. Grateful Thousands proclaim Vin egar Bitters the most wonderful In Tigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. S No Person can take these Bitters according to directions, and remain long unwell, provided thoirbonos aro not de , stroyed by mineral poison or other moans, and vital organs wasted beyond repair. ' i ; , ; ; . llilions. Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, vhich aro so prova lont In tho valloys of our great rivers throughout tho United States, especiallj those of tho Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tonnossoo, Cumberland, Arkan sas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grando, Pearl, Alabama, Mobilo, Savannah, Ro anoke, James, and many others, with their .vast tributaries, throughout our entire country during tho Summer and Autumn, and remarkably bo during sea sons of unusual heat and dryness, ara invariably accompanied by extensive do rangoments of tho stomach and livor, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting a pow erful influence upon theso various or gans, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar Bitters, as thoy will speedily remove the dark colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring tho healthy functions of tho digestive organs. Fortify the body against disease by purifying all its tluida with Vinegar Bitters. No epidemic can tako hold of a system thus fore-armed. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head acho, Pain in the 8houlders, Coughs, Tightness of tho Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Tasto in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpita taticn of the Heart, Inflammation of tho Lungs, Pain in the region of tho Kid noys, and a hundred other painful symp toms, are- tho offsprings of Dyspepsia. One bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertise ment. Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Keck, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Affootions, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc In these, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, W ah EE's Vinegar Hitters havo shown their great enrative powers in tho most obstinate and intractable cases. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheumatism, Gout, Bilious, Remit tent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, those Bitters have no equal. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood. Mechanical Diseases. Poraous en gaged in Paints and Alinerals, such as rlumbori, Type-setters, Gold-beators, ond Minors, as thoy advanco in life, aro subject to paralysis of tlio Bowels. To guard against this, take a doBe of Walkkr'b Vik buar Bitters occasionally. , For Sk i n Diseases, Eruptions, Tot tor, Salt-Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-head, Bore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of tho system in a short time by the use of those Bitters. ft Pin,;Tape, and other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thonsunds, are eU'octually destroyed and removed. No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no an tholuiinitlcs will free tho system from worms like theso Bitters. For Female Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of wo manhood, or tho turn of life, these Tonio Bitters display so decided an influence that improvement is soon poroeptiblo. Cleanso the Vitiated Blood when ever yon find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores: cleanse it when you find It obstructed and sluggish in the veins ; oleanse it when it is foul : your feelings will tell yon when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. u. ii. McDonald co., Droglrirts and Una. At., San Frnoloo, Collfornla, Mil r. of WanMiiirton and lharium Hu., N V. old by aU UrauiiUU aad Ual. June 23, T874 4t I ADIE8 AND "CHILDREN wiirflnd a J splendid assortment of shoes at the one price store of F. Mortimer "The Llttlo Joker." In the good old times in Kentucky, when " Substantial justice" was administered in a log-cabin after a very free and easy man ner, a suit was brought to recover certain money of whioh it was alleged plaintiff had been defrauded by the ingenius operation known as "thimble-rigging." In tho course of the trial plaintiff's counsel, who happen ed to be an expert, undertook to enlighten the court as to the modu operandi of the performance. Putting himself into posi tion he produced tho three . cups and the "little joker," and proceeded, suiting the action to the word ; " Then may it please the Court, the dofondant, placing the cups on his knee thus, begins shifting thorn so, offering to bet that my client could not tell under whioh cup the 'little joker,' moaning thereby, may it please the Court, this ball with the intention of defrauding my client of the sura thus wagored. For instance, when I raise the cup so, your houor supposes that you see the ball " " Suppose I see 1" interrupted the judge, who bad closely watched the performance, and was sure that he had detected the ball as one of the cups was accidentally raised. "Why, any fool can see where it is, and bet on it, and sure to win. There ain't no defrauding thai-." "Perhaps your honor would like to go a V on it?" insinuated the counsel. " Go a V ? Yes, and double it, too ; and hero's the rhino. It's under the middle cup." "I'll go a Von that," said tho foroman of the jury. "And I," "And I," joined the jurors, one after the other, until each one hadn vested his pile. " Up I" said his honor. " " Up" it was, but the " little joker" had mysteriously disappeared. Judge and jury were enlightened, and found no difficulty in bringing in a verdict in favor of the plaintiff on the ground that it was the "darndest kind o' defraudin'.'Vj " tW A divorce was recently granted the wife in a neighboring State for the cause that her husband ate, drank, and slept, as usual, under the same roof with her for six weeks without once speaking to her all that time. The fellow was glad to get off, as ho stated to the judge after the case was disposed of, that he hadn't a chance during the whole six weeks to get in a word edge- tW An eight-hour man, on going home the other evening for his supper, found his wife sitting in her best clothes, on the front stoop, reading a volume of travels. " How's this ?" be exclaimed. " Where's my supper ?" " I dont know," replied his wife. , . " I began to get breakfast at six o'clock . this morning, and my eight hours ended at . two r. M." tW An editor in Illinois, having engaged a new reporter, received the following as his first effort : ', " We are informed that the gentleman who stood on bis head under a pile-driver for the purpose of having a tight pair of butes druv on, shortly after found himself In Chiny, perfectly naked, and without a cent in his pocket." .'" t2TA young man who left Brooklyn three years ago, to "go west and grow up," has just been heard from. He writes home from Idaho, saying that the country is tho most beautiful that the sun ever shown on, and the inhabitants the most sociable be ever met. Also, that he expects to be hanged in about fourteen days for stealing a mule. t3FA facetious follow having unwit tingly offended a conceited fop, the latter told him he was ' no gentleman.' "Are you a gentleman?" asked the droll one. "Yes, sir," answered the fop. "Then I am glad I am not," replied the other. 1ST A lady in Winnepauk recently left the following note for the milkman : ' Mr. II d please to put iu wun qart, and leve me sum more tickts and if this note shud bio awa and you kant fine it, plese leve me the tickts all the earn." t3T A young mau applied for a marriage license in Cambridge, but the clerk remind ed him of two previous applications. "Yes," was the reply, " the other girls did not know I wanted to get married till I showed them the document but this one does." , tW A red-nosed geptleman asked a wit whether he believed in spirits. " Ay, sir," replied be, looking him full in the face, " I see too muoh evidence before me to doubt it." I3f A Philadelphia youth was recently -married to a girl who bad refused Lira eighteen times. He wishes now he hadn't asked ber but seveuteen. tW A matter-of-fact old gontleman thinks it must be a very small base ball that can be caught on a fly.