Philadelphia Adycrtlsenients. The Best Is the Cheapest! Philadelphia Advertisements. ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN, No. 28, South Tenth Street, PHILADELPHIA. J. W. HOLETON, Proprietor. THIS Hotel 1ms oonnectd with It a Temper ance Dining Room for ladles and gentlemen, where meals are served at all hours, at reasonable prices. 7 10 - A Private Pining Room for ladles and children has also been added to the accommoda tions ot the house. ST. ELMO HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. M. FEWER, Proprietor, 817 & 810 ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. . Terms, $2.60 Per Day. THH ST. ELMO Is centrally located and has been re-tltted and refurnished, so that it will be found as comfortable and pleasant a stopping plaoas there Is lu Philadelphia. 6 29 Batchclor Bro's., TRADE PUNCII CIGABS! NOW Better than any Ever MADE BY THEM. See that the boxes are branded. PECULIAR B. B. PUNCH. AVHOLESALE DEPOT, :il$0 Nortli Ilrtl Street, Branch 23 North 2d St., Branch 837 Chestnut St., (Opposite "CONTINENTAL") 40 6m miLAJDEJLJPIIIA. DAVY 8c HUNT'S CHEAT WESTERN BAZAR FOR CARRIAGES k HARNESS. 1311, 1313,1315 II 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA. Superior work of our own, and other good Manufacturers at very low prices. Top Buggies, $80. upwards. Dearborn or Market Wagons Oa to ta. Family Wagons, 80 to 1200, Harness from 18 to J50 per set- Blankets, Sheets, Halters, Whins, Fly Nets at equally Low Prices. Kunkel's Bitter Wine of Iron. For the Cure of Weak Stomach, General Debility, In diiretlon, Dim-am of the nervous System, Constipation, Acidity ot the Htomacll, aud all cases reiUlriutr a toulc. The Wine Includes the miwt aureeablo and efficient Rait of Iron we possess; Citruteof Mwmetie oxide.com bined with the moat energ-cUc vegetable touica Yellow Peruvian bark. The effect in many cao of debility, loss of appetite, and irenernl prostration, of an etneient riult of trull, combined with our valuable Nerve, i inost happy. It aioriucnts Iho appetite, raises the pulse, takes oft mus cular tlabliineHH, remove the pallor of debility aud irtvea a florid viiror to the countenance. Do you want aomcthluir to strength youf Do you want a (rood apisjtitef Do you want to build up your constitution? Do you want to got rid of nervousness? Do you want eneiyy? Do you want to sleep well? Do you want a brisk and vbrorona feeling? If you do, try Kunkel's Bitter Wine of Iron. Tula troly valuable tonic has been so thoroughly test ed by all classes ot the community tiiat it 1m now deem ed indispensable as a Touiu medicine. HcosUbutlittle, mrili,-H the blood aud irivea tone to the stomach, reno vates the system aud proloUKS life. I now only ask a trial of this invaluable touio. tar" Price 1 per bottle. 1 H. V. K.I7NKKL, Bole Proprietor, No. 2iW Nurth nth Street belowA'Ine PlilLADKLl'fhA. Ask for Kuukel's Bitter Wine of Iron aud take no other. 7ly C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In HatH, Cnps, Furs, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 85, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) C.18el PHILADELPHIA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Groccrd, NO. 120 ARCH STREET, 1 IIILA 1 K li P II I A . CLABK'8 rUBE PERSIAN Inietect Powtlor, For the destruction of all kinds of Insects, viz: imACIIKH. BKD.HUfiS. A NTH. I'VIUM MOTHS. &.C.. &C. Also. r Insects on Animals, Fowls, I'lants.So - VSK FOR - CLARK'S IKSECT POWDER. Warranted Furo. - Price 26 Cents' per Bottle. For sale by F, Mortimer, New llloomdelrl, Pa. rtu2 ITM'l.L INHTliUCTIONS In the Art of Making ' Wax Kriiils and Flowers together wilha Parlor Hleel Engraving (Life's Sunshine) Sent by mail tor 20 cents. J. MILLKIt, if! Sjutli2h Ktreet. 4d4t I'lilladelpllia. f ffi) fji MARK is ; Philadelphia Advertisements. ZIEGLER & SWEARINGEN, Successors to i 8IIAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery. CHovcs, Illbboiii, HiispciMlers, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS," N o. 36, North Fourt Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & CO., IitiliorleiB and Jobbers Of Btaple and Fancy ' DliY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405aud40T MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewara. J. S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, iiiiiAii:i-rBii v. 82310 ISAAC W. BANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt FISH, Have Removed from Nos. 210 and 213 North Wharves, to So. 134, North Wharves, Between Arch and Race Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. S. IS. TA1TLOU, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa IlLATCIlIiET'S " Inuiroved CUCUMBER WOOD " a PUMP. Tasteless. Durable. Et- 2 ilclent and Cheap. The best fi Puiui for the least money. At tention is espociuuy ntviieu to rTl )) Braenet and New Drop Check rJJ Valve, which can be withdrawn without removing i lie rump or distur bine the joints. Also, the Conner Chamber, which never (tucks or scales, and will outlast any other. For sale by Dealers everywhere. Send for Catalogue aim rnce-i.iHi. rHAS. a. ULATCHI.EY. Manufacturer. 5oC Commerce tit., Philadelphia, Pa DAYID J. HOAR & CO., Successor! to HOAR MoCONKEY k CO., WHOLBBALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market Bt. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. OIIAYISILL & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18(9. LLOYD, SUrrLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE IIOUSK, No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia. WHOLESALE WW rtl uaiBwvajiaiiikff January 1, 1M9 1 6 37ly WRICHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN XfLtont 3Xolicines IOC MARKET STUKET, Philadelphia, Pa. FULL STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VERY LOW PRICES. MU No charge made for Packing Boxes, and Goods delivered at Depots FEEE of Cartage. 3 8tf John Lucas & Co., Sole ana THE ONL1' MANUFACTUKEK8 OT TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St , Philadelphia. AVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, . And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL TAI-EH, No. 430 Market Street, 31 il'HILADELI'HIA, TA. SOWER, POTTS & CO., IiooliMcllei' & Ktatloiiers, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Brooks' Arltlimeticfi. AIho, Kobert's History of tlie united iaies, roitou uuuiu . BLANK BOOHS Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kaub J. E. Fbktuirb KAVIS & FKYMIBI2, Ihfortkhs and Jobbers of China, O 1 a k h AND QTJEENSWA11E, 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PUILADELPillA. C7 Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. to- iy 10 jy-ASTEltS, DETAVILEU & CO., Manufacturers of and Wholesale Dealers In CLOTHING, Cloths, Cassimeres, Cottonades,&c, 328 MARKET STREET, TDK PIIILADELPIIIA. 1). POUT BEALE, WITH BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers In IltitH, Caps, IJ'ni-w, AND HTKAW.GOODH, No. S03 MARKET STREET, ... , 101y PHILADELPHIA. TI1E BEST IN IJ H liJ ! BlatcUoy'i Horizontal ICK CIIEAM FREEZER ! rTlliKlev' Potent, will produce a liner quality of Cruain in ! tune unci Willi Icis hiboi , than any otlur Kiee.er nutria. Is pi-rfnctly alr-llttht. ami will pay td eullie oust o( the mai liliiu In one Hi'iiFon In Having of Ice alone. Kitta f ruin three to tuny quaru. Call and ate It, ur aeuU for cata logue. CHA3 G ULATCin-ET. Mafltifactnrer,' uoG Coininerco htreet, 6 l"tf I'lilladelpllia, I'a, mm (rr . 'e j Si, , J THE SINGER SEWING MACHINE. SINQETl SINGER MACniNE. MACHINE. MACHINE. MACHINE. MACHINE. - MACHINE. v MACHINE. SINGER fr. SIGEIt s CitiNUJiK SINGER SINGER 4 iVIAUtlllt fj. SMAOIIINE. SINGER t. SINGER SINGER MACHINE. MACHINE. rrHE SINOEK HEWINO MACHINE Is so well X known' that It is not necessary to mention ITS MANY GOOD QUALITIES! Every one who has anv knowledge of Rewlnor Machines knows that It will do EVERY KIND OF WORK In a Superior Manner. me iuncmiie is ejisny itepi in oruer: easily op erated, and Is acknowledged by all, to be the The Best Machine in the World 1 Persons wantlna a Rewlna Machine should ex amine the .Hlnirer, before purchasing. They can be bougnt on tne Most Liberal Terms OF F. JIOItTIMEIt, NEW BLOOMFIELD, FA., General Agent for Ferry County, TOr of the followliiR Local Agents on the same terms: A. f . KEIM, Newport, Fa. JAS. T. LONG, Duncannon, Fa. THE BEST PAPER! TRY IT I BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED. TIia Kf'TFNTTFTfl AMKltTOAN now iniUSWh vear. enjovB the widi-Ht circulutiuu nt any weekly iicwHpair of tne kind in the world. A new volume commences Jrnuary o, 174. ItHconteitU embrace the latest and most InterenMiiH liifrirmittiiin nprtiiiiiiiiar to the IiHlHHtrinl. Mechanicul and Kcteiitiiic ProKVPHH of the World, Ieorii;tiinH, with iteaiitiful eiiKruvliiKH, ot Mew invention, wew iinpie jiientB, New Procures, and improved indiiHtrieH of all kiudM, useful imtea, lteiii'H,' miKK'Htionn and advice, hy uraclieai writers, for workman and emuloyera, iu all the varioiiH artH. .... a . . ... The Hcientilic American in the cheapont and best 11 luntrated weekly imper publiahed. 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Hpeclmeua sent iree. irnty w uim m ih-wb i-raino. KiTt VTH in fiii)ieHf.n with tlm HHentlfln Ameri. pan, Messrs. Mmin fc Co. are solicitors of American and Foreign Patents, and have the largest establishment in the world. More than Hi ty thousand application have I'ateiita are obtained on the bst terms. Models of new inventions aud sketches examined aud advice sent free. All patents are puimsuea in me ncicmuia Amen- tl.. M-uU t)v Henri frtr Pumnhh't. Ill) DULreS, containing laws and full directions for obtaining Address for the paper, fir concerniuff Patents. MUNN Branch oilice, corner, F. and 7th streets, Wasbiiitf- on, li. u. Chartered March 11, 1870. TJ - 3B - Mutual Aid Society OF PENNSYLVANIA, IIO MS OFFICE : L E II A N O N , Lebanon county, Pecn'a. PreeidenU Secretary, Treasurer, Hon. J. H. Kinfohts. Geo. A. Mauk. Gideon Liout. This Society la based on the assessment plan, Assets subject to Assessment, ff.8,000,000.00, Death lushes paltf to date eeo.ooo.oo. Tliia Rm lety lnnur fiir BIX DOLLARS per thoimand rorllie nrHirjear; rivr.iin.i.An unuuuuy, ivr wuu ..,,,1 f.irilm m il nun YKAlia. TWO IKlLLAKM l' l tii.iHHnrl RimiiiLllv diirinir the rciiiaiuikT uf natural life, and pro-rata mortality anpH8inentB an wich deaui may occur, auiculuruwiiritviiuMUH iuuuhi; Aita Am. i Aira Ahr. I Aire Abh. I Aire Aaa. if Ml 2H 73 f 41 .02 54 1.70 W 61 211 74 42 W f.5 1.82 17 f,2 30 75 43 Hfl 56 1.U4 IB 63 31 77 41 8 57 2.04 1) PI 32 71) 45 1.00 58 2.16 20 65 S3 81 4(1 1.06 59 2.28 21 (16 84 83 47 1.12 60 2.40 22 67 88 85 48 1.18 61 2.45 23 68 S6 86 411 1.24 62 2.60 24 69 S7 87 50 1.30 63 2.55 25 70 38 88 61 1.40 61 2.60 26 71 39 89 62 1.60 05 2.65 27 72 40 00 63 1.60 "For all claeaca of 3,(KK) beneflta tha above rates are In all I'wx double, and forall clawaol :t,IMlKUeUta tripled Klirlit 4'!aH-B now In operation, ctaaaea opeu to lu. turn for 81.0MI, U,um and :i,llo. Male and Female from Mtteen to Hilty-Five yeara of awe, of K"Od moral hahitH, in Koo4 health, hale, and of Bound intnd, Irrespective of creed, or race, may be come membera. For other iuformatlou, addreaa OKO. A. MARK, tfcxs'y U. 11. Mutual Aid Society, Lebanon, I'a. Oil. IX H- EARLY, (ien. As't, Harrlaburg, Pa. I,. W. OKAUMEH, AaVt. (len. Ag't, Gen eral Audit's Olllee, corner ol 9th Htreet. and Rail ltoiul, LEBANON, PA. WAOENT8 WANTED I 8 1 8m BALL SCALES! LB. MARYANERTH, T. W. PURR and t JAMli.S II. UlUKlt, known as ' The Ball Scale Company," liave now on hand a large supply of ltuoy's Patent (JOHN 'I' K B 8 0 A L K , the Minnltutt, Cheap eat and best Counter Healeln the market. MV For Bealen, or Agencle In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad dresa "The Kail Kuale Coniiiauy," l'ottaville, buliuylklllcounly, I'a, . For Hcnles or ARenclea In this County, ap ply to the undci'sicm-d, where Hay can be aeeu aud examined any time, J LF.IBY & I1IIO., Newport, 1'erry CO., Pa. FRANK MflltTlMKlt, 2iltl New iilooinlleld, l'eri'yci)..ra. THKKPAHH NOTICE. The mibserlber a resl dent of Carroll tow li'dil p, caullons alltiersoin nxalnst entering upon his premises, for (he pur pose of huutiiiK. tlbliini!. Kiiiherlng nuts, or tres passing for any puiimsu whatever, under ienulty ot the law. UliNUYJ. BOUDEU Kept. 23, 167J-3m I. - r.-, 4H M life CollHiner'g Little Mintake. Old Mr. Collamer, one of the members of our churcb, is axtretnoly deaf. Last Sun day tha clergyman, during bis sermon bad occasion to introduce a quotation, and as it was quite long be brought the volume witb him, aud when tbo time came be picked up tbe book and began to read from it. We always sing tbe Old Hundred doxology af ter tho sermon at ourcburch.and Mr. Colla mer seeing tbe pastor witb tbe book thought tbe time bad corao, so wbile tbo minister was reading, be opened bis bymn book at tbe place. Just as tbe clergyman laid tbe volume down tbe man sitting next to Mr. Collamer began to yawn, and Mr. Collamer, thinking be was about to sing, immediately broke out into Old Hundred at tbe top of bis voice. As tbe clergyman was just beginning " secondly," and as tbere was of course perfect silence iu tbe church, tbe effect of Mr. Collamer's vocifer ation was very startling. But tbe good , old man didn't notice that anything was tbe matter, so be kept right on aud sang tbe entire verse through. When be con cluded be observed that everybody else seemed to be quiet, excepting a few who were laughing, so be leanod over aud said out loud to tbe man who yawned, " What's, the matter with this congregation anyhow? Why don't they go home?" The man turned scarlet, and tbe perspiration broke out all over bim, for be felt the eyes of tbe congregation were upon him, and he knew that he would have to yell to make Mr. Collamer hear. Bo he touched his lips witb bis finger as a sign for the old man to keep quiet. But Mr. Collamer misunder stood the motion. " Goiu' to sing another bymn, hey? All right," and ho began to fumble bis bymn book again. Then tbe sexton sailed up the aisle, and explained matters out loud to Mr. Collamer, and that gentleman subsided while tbe minister pro ceeded with bis discourse. The elders have written Mr. Collamer a note lequest ing him in tbo future not to join' in the sacred harmony. tW A gentleman, speaking of a friend who was prostrated by illness, remarked that " he can hardly recover, since bis constitution is all' gone," said a bystander, " I do not see how he lives at all." "O," responded the wag, "he lives on the by laws." Vicksbufg offers a reward for the recovery of an old lady, aged one hundred and eleven, who, it is supposed was kid napped by some felonious journalist from a rival city, desirous to secure her obituary for bis own local items. tW An imaginative Irishman gavo ut terance to this lamentation : ' I returned to the balls of my fathers by night, and found thorn all in ruins ! I cried aloud, " My fathers I whore are thoy ?' And echo answered, "Is that you, Patrick McCar thy ?" tW Tbe following concise and compre hensive note was sent to an Illinois mer, chant by a neighboring farmer tbe other day : " Sond me a trace chain and two hinges. Jane had a baby lost night also, two padlocks." tW A Barrister, blind of one eyo, plead ing with bis spectacles on, said, " Qontle inen, iu my argument I shall use nothing, but what is necessary" "Then," replied a wag, "take out one of the glasses of your spectacles." IS" " Why don't you ask your sweet heart to marry you ?" " I have asked her." "What did she say?" "Ob I've the refusal of her." Mr. Smith is bound to have his joke. His wife walked nearly in front of a rail road train tbo other day, and he said that if she had gone a step farther, his children would have bad a stepmother. Z3T An Iowa newspaper proclaims itself an "honest newspaper," and in another part of tho same paper says: "When a man professes honesty now-a-days, keep your eye peeled for a thief." tW A dry goods merchant of Hartford was asked bow be spent his evenings. His reply was, "At night I store my mind, and during the day I mind my store." He was alive at last accounts. OT" A fashionable young lady dropped oue of hor false eyebrows In a church pew and badly frightened a young man who sat next her who thought it was his mus tache ICS1" An attorney observed to his brother iu court that be thought whiskers were unprofessional. , 1 ' You are right," replied his friend ; " a lawyer cannot be too bare faced." t2T A woman said to her lodger, " There are some black flukes among the milk, but it's not dirt ; it's only dust."