NEW "YORK CONTINENTAL Life Insurance Company, OF NEW YORK, STRICTLY MUTUAL YBSUKSall the new forms of Policies, and pre 1. sents as favorable terms asany company In the United Watts. Thirty days' (trace allowed on each payment, and the policy held good during that time. Policies Issued by this Company are non-forfeiture. No extra charges are made for traveling permits. Policy-holders slmre In the annual profits of the Company, and have a voice ill the elections and management of the Company. No policy or medical feecharged. ,. W. FROST, President. M. B. Wtnkoop, Vice Pres't. J. P.Roukks, Sec'y. J. F. EATON. General Agent, No . 6 North Third Street, College Miock, Rarrlsburg, Pa. TUO.H. II. MILUOAN, 6 42 ly Bpoclal Agent (or Newport. Perry County Sank! SponsCer, .limit in A Co. THE undersigned, having formed a Banking As sociation under the above name and style, are now ready to do a (icueral Banking business at their new Banking House, on Centre Square, opposite the eg mi t ho use, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. We receive money on deposit and pay back on demand. We discount notes for a period of not . over 60 days, and sell Drafts on Philadelphia and New York. On time Deposits, Ave per cent for any time over four months i and for four months four per cent.- We are well provided with all and every facility for doing a Banking Business; and knowing, and for some years, feeling the great inconvenience un der which the people of this County labored for the want of a Bankof Discount and Deposit, we have have determined to supply the want ;and this being the llrst Bank ever established In Perry county, we hope we will be sustained lu our efforts, by all the business men, farmers and mechanics. This Banking Association is composed of the fol lowing named partners: W. A. SpoNSi.Ea.blootnfleld, Perry county, Ja. B. F. JUNKIN, " . " " Wm. 11. Miller, Carlisle. officers: W. A. 81'ONSLElt, Pretidcnt. William Wilms, Cashier NewBloomtleld.S S ly i riHUlY COUNTY Heal Estate Insurance, OLADI AGECV, ; LEWIS POTTER & CO., Real Estate Broken, Inturance, Claim Agen v IVe-w UloomlioUl, X'u. WEINVITE the attention of buyers and sell ers to the advantages we offer them in pur chasing or disposing of real estate through our of fice. We have a very large llstof deslrab property, consisting of farms, town property, mills, store and tavern stands, and real estate of any descrip tion which we are prepared to oner at great bar- fiaiiiti. We advertise our property very extensive y,andusealoiirelIorts, skill, and dilligenca to effect a sale. We make no charges unless tht property Is sold while registered wilh us. We alsc draw up deeds, bonds, mortgages, andail legal pa pers at moderate rates. Borne of the bent, cheapest, and most reliable flre, life, and cuttle insurance companies In the United stales are represented at this agency. Property insured either on the cash or mutual plan, and perpetually at t4 and IS per thousand. Pensions, bounties, and all kinds of war claims collected. There are thousands of soldiers and heirs of soldiers who are entitled to pensions and bounty, who have never made application. Sol diers, If you were wounded, ruptured, orcontract ed a disease in tlx service from which you are dis abled, you are entitled to a pension. When widows of soldiers die or marry, the minor Children are entitled to the pension. Parties having any business to transact In our line, are respectfully Invited to give us a call, as we are oonlident wecan render satisfaction in any branch of our business. Mr No charge for Information. iiQlJ h tV IS POTTElt A CO LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform my friends that I In. tend calllug upon them with a supply of goods of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting ot CA8SIMERS. OAS8INBTS, 1 FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd) OAHFI3TH, &o., to exchange for wool or sell for cash. 3. M. BIXI.Elt. Crntbi Woolen Fag-tout. 6,17,4m, PERRY HOUSE, Hew Blooniftold, Pa. THE subscriber having puichased the property on the corner of Maine and Carlisle streets, opposite the Court House, Invito all his friends and former customers to give hlui a call as he Is determined to furulsb first class accommodations. TUQMAH HVTVH, lti. Proprietor. 1 70 S21HTE VAILEY. Tho above cut represents as well as so small a picture can, the Chromo " Yo Semite," given as a premium to subscribers for tlie Timet ami Wooed Magazine. Ihe Trencher's Rooster. REV. MR. PlNkNET, of Slawson, bought a game rooster from a Dan bury dealer, Saturday. Mr. Fiukney in forms us that he was not nwaro tho fowl was of Uio gamo species ; ho bought it be cause of its Mwpely appearance. We be lievo this statement, and are confident that the Rood people of Slawson will acquit' him of all blame in the unfortunate affairof latt Sunday morning, the particulars of which aro as follows : At the time when the trouble commenced, Mr. Pinkney was engagcd.in arranging his necktie- preparato- ry to putting on bis vest and ooal. Hap pening to look out of the window he saw his new rooster and a rooster belonging to the Widow Iiulhbui n, squaring off in the street for a light. Surprised and pained by this display, he immediately started out to repel the distui banco, but was too late. Whcu he got there, a half dozen youug ruffians with cigars in their mouths and evil in their eyes, had surrounded tho birds, which were already in the affray. They would thrust their heads out at each other, and rufilo thoir necks, and then dauco around and strike out with their spurs, and jump back and tbiust out their heads again. And when tho boys saw him they shouted out : "Hurry up, baldy, (Mr. Pinkney is a little bald,) or you'll miss the fun." Mr. Pinkney, was inexpressibly shocked. It was Sunday morning ; the homes of two of his deacons and several of bis most prominent members were in sight, and here were those roosters carry ing on like mad, and a parcel of wicked aud profane boys standing around, shout ing their approval and noisily hotting on the result. He made an effort to secure his fowl, but it eluded him. The perspira tion bt reamed down his face, which burned like lire, his knees trembled, and he folt, as he saw the neighbors gathering, that if the earth would only dpen aud swallow him he could never be sufficiently grateful. Just as he attempted to catch his rooster, a rough-looking individual, with his pants in his boots, and a cap 'with a draw down fore-piece, came up, and taking in the scene at a glance, sided in with the roos ters : "Fair play," shouted the newcom er for tho benefit of the crowd, and " don't step on the birds, old codger," for the par ticular berelitof Mr. Pinkney, who, crazed beyond reason, was jumping about, swing ing his arm, aud muttering incoherent things, to the great danger of stepping on the combatants. "Good for Pinkney's roos ter," screamed the boys, in great dolight, as that fowl knocked a handful of feathers from his opponent's neck. " The parson knows how to do it," said one man- gloe fully. Mr. Pinkney could have swooned. I'll go you five dollars on the Wldder," said the rough man earnestly winking at the clergyman, " Take him, Pinkney ; take him Piukney," chorused the crowd of ragamuffins. "My friends." protested the unfortunate minister in a voice of agony. " I cannot, 1 cannot " " I'll back you, sir," said an enthusiastio man with a fishing-polo, I'll put up for you, and you can lot me have it from your donation." The clergyman groaned. " Catch the Widder," shouted the rough man to Mr. Pinkney, in dicating that lady's bird by a motion of his finger. . Mr. Pinkney, clutched it, drop ping on his knees as he did so. At the same time the rough man by a dexterous move, caught the clergyman's bird, and dropped on Ids knees opposite. Just then Mr. Pinkney looked up and there saw two of his deacons and several of the members staring down upon the scene, with an expression that brought the blood to Ids face, and with a groan of 'intense pain, the unhappy man dropped Mrs. Rath burn's fowl and darted into the house. As soon as he recovered from his mishap, be sent in his resignation, but a critical exam ination had been made in the meantime, and it transpired that as far as the worthy man was concerned there was not the least blame. The resignation was not accepted. KIT A young man deoidedly inebriated, walked into tho Executive Chamber in N. Y., recently, and asked for the Governor. " What do you want with him?" Inquired the Secretary, "Oh, I want an office with a good salary a sinecure." "Well," re plied the Secretary, "I can tell you some thing better than a sinecure ; you bad bet ter go and try a water cure." A Leper's Home. rriHE lepers of the Sandwich Islands oo. X cupy what is known as the Plain of Kolanao. The plain oontains about 16, 000 acres, and looks like an absolute flat, bounded on three sides by the blue Pacific, It is believed to have been once the bottom of a vast crater, of which the Pali formed one of the hills, the other having sunk be neath the ocean, leaving a few traces on one side. ' The whole great plain is composed of lava stones, aud to one unfamiliar with the habitB of the Sandwich Islanders, would seem to be an absolute sterile desert. Yot here lived, not many years ago, a consider able population, who have left the marks of an almost incredible industry in numer ous fields inclosed between, walls of lava rock, well laid up ; and i what is yet Btranger, long rows of stones, like the wiurows of the hay in a green field at home, evidently piled there in order to se cure room in the long, narrow beds partly cleared of lava which lay between, to plant sweet potatoes. As I rode over the trails worn in tho lava by the horses of the old inhabitants, says a correspondent, I thought this plain realized what Verraont er's say about a piece of particularly stony ground, that th6re was not room in the field to pile up the rocks it contained. Yet on this apparently desert space, within a century, more than a thousand people lived contentedly and prosperously after thoir fashion ; aud this, though fresh water is so scarce that many of them must have car ried their drinking water at least two or three miles. And here now live, among the lepers, or rather a little apart from them at one side of the 'plain, about a hundred people, the remnant of the former population, who were too much attached to thoir houses to leave them, and accepted sentence of perpetual seclusion hero, in common with the leper, rather than exile to another part of the island. When we bad discovered this cliff, a short ride brought us to the house of a luua, or local overseer, a native who is not a leper ; and of this houso, being uucontamiuatod, we took possession. By a law of the Kingdom, it is mado the duty of the Minister of the Interior, and under him of the Board of Health, to ar rest every one suspected of leprosy ; and if a medical examination shows that ho has the disoaBO, to seclude the loper upon this part of Molokai. The disease, when it is beyond its very earliest stage, is held to be incurable. He who is sent to Molokai is, therefore, adjudged civilly dead. His wife, upon application to the proper court, is granted a decree of absolute divorce, and can marry again; his estate is administered upou as though he were dead. He is in capable of suing tr being sued ; and his dealings with the world, therefore, aro through and with the Board of Health alone. In order that no doubtful cases may be sent to Molokai, there is a hospital at Kabul, near Honolulu, where the pre liminary examinations are made,and where Dr. Trousseau, the physician of the Board of Health, retains people about whom he is uncertain. Absent Minded Hen. A FRIEND tolls the following amusing instance of absence of mind : My grandfather was returning home one even ing from the hay-fluid, driving his oxen before a load of hay. He tied an old mare which he bad been using to the cart behind but happeuning to think of one of her fa vorite tricks of pulling.be untied her again, and mounting, rode astride, still driving the oxen. He fell into a deep reverie, as was his wont, in which balky mares and all other vexations sublunary matters were banished from bis mind. But this serene state was suddenly broken up by his hap pening to think, when near borne, that he had, when starting from the field, tied that unruly beast to the cart bohind. Entirely forgettiug the precaution he had afterward taken, he whirled' about only to discover that she was missing from the place ; and, supposing that she had pulled loose, he rode back at full gallop in search of the vixen. In the course of half a mile ho met one of his neighbors, a stuttering follow, to whom he called out to know if he had seen any thing of ber. Before the man bad half surmounted his t-t-t-s (perhaps from a com ical expression on hiB face) the whole truth flashed into my grandfather's mind, and he turned back at full speod, without waiting for a reply to his inquiry, only exclaiming " let her go, I'll not look her up." But it was too lata for him to save himself, aud his neighbors in the old Yermont village never suffered the story to be forgotten as long as he lived there. An absent minded man, Mr. A , of Troy, receives a letter ; he knows the hand writing he wants to read it in haste it is already dark ; he strikes a light, tears a paper and lights a lamp, but the letter is gone he has used It to light the lamp. ' There is a late striking instauoe given of Pore Gratry,who has just been nominated as director of the academy in Paris. One day, when going to the Borboune, where he lectured on theology, he imagined be had forgotten his watch, and took it out of his pocket to see if be had time to go home and fetch it. It is said of Neander, the learned lectur er and ecclesiastical historian of Germany, that his sister bad to watch him daily to see that he did not start to the univers ity with his night cap on, or with his study gown and slippers and it was not uncom mon for him when moving aside to step into the gutter, where he walked on and on, seemingly unconscious where he was step ping. . . How he Scared his Wire. Merriweather lives in one of a row of houses which, as is generally the case in Philadelphia, are uniform. He thought the other night he would scare Mrs. Morrl woathor, whilo she was in bed, so ho rose, and dressed in his night shirt, went upon the roof while she slept, ne tied a nail to a piece of string, lay down on the cornice, leaned over and tapped the bed room win dow with the nail. Mrs. Merriweather, meanwhile was not asleop, but she follow ed him up, fchut the trap door in the loft, and went hack to bed. Merriweather concluded to give It upand turn in, but, to his dismay, the .trap wouldn't open. To make matters worse, a policeman, who had been watching him felt certain he was a burglar, aud began to practice at him with his revolver. The manner in which that old man dodged about those chimneys, clad in that simple robe of white, would have done credit to a performer on a flying trapczo. At last, he came to his trap-door, and finding that it had been opened ho went down. On en tering his bed-room, he saw a man turning down the gas. As soon as he shouted "thieves !" the man also shouted, and the woman iii the room gave a wild and awful yell. Then the man turned up the gas, and seized a pistol, and as Merriweather dashed down stairs, he perceived that he had got into the wrong house. As ho flew into the parlor and hid under the sofa the other woke the whole neighborhood with a rat tle, and in ten minutes six policemen came in, and, after a search, dragged Merri weather out and marched him to the station-house. When he came out in tho morning, he walkeoVhome in a pair of the turnkey's pants, and began to eat his breakfast without asking the blessing, and when Mrs. Merriweather inquired if his muttered ejaculations, "fool!" and "idiot?" referred to br, he said she might wear thorn if they fitted her. He will not prob ably play any fresh practical jokes on Mrs. Merriweather soon again. Singular Accident to a Cable. Details of a most extraordinary break down to the Persian Gulf cable came to us from Mr. Izaak Walton, the superin tendent of the Persian Gulf telegraph. He relates that " the cable botweon Kur rachee and Gwadur (a'distance of about 300 miles) suddocly failed on the evening of the 4th inst. The telegraph steamer Amber Witch, under the command of Cap tain Bishop, with the electrical and engin eering staff under Mr. Henry Mance, pro ceeded on the following day to repair the damage, which, by tests taken at either end, appeared, to bo 118 miles from Kor rachoe, The Amber Wileh arrived on the ground at 2 p. m. on the 0th, a heavy sea" and thick fog prevailing at the time-, but the cable was successfully grappled within a quarter of a mile of the fault. "The soundings at the fault were very irregular, which overfalls from thirty to seventy fathoms. On winding in the cable unusual resistance was experienced, as if it were foul of rocks, but after persevering for some timo, the body of an immense whnlo, entangled in the cable, was brought to tho surface, where it was found to - be firmly secured by two and a half turns of the cable immediately above the tail. Sharks and other fish had partially eaten the body, which was rapidly decomposing, the jaws falling away on reaching the sur face. The tail, which measured fully twelve feet across, was perfect, and cover ed with barnacles at the extremities. "Apparently the whale was, at the time of tho entanglement, using the cable to free itself from parasites, such as barnacles which annoy this fish very much, and the cable hanging in a deep loop over a sub marine precipice, he probably, with a fillip of his tail, twisted it round him, and then came to an untimely end." Boughlug It. A few evenings since a Detroit cbap was sparking a West-sido girl who wore an Elizabethian ruff. Expecting Jris coming, she bad dressed for the occasion, and her ruff, stiff as an unrestricted use of satrn starohed gloss could make it, was one of the most stunning character. The lover came at the orthodox time, and waa usher ed into the parlor, where the enchanting maiden and her father and mother were seated. lie was cordially- received, and the evening passed pleasantly, although the old folks sat up a good deal longer than the youngsters thought necessary. Finally they went to bed and the twain were left alone. After a certain amouut of prelim inary bashfulness, the maiden assented to her lover's request for a kiss. He essayed to take it, but was met at every point by a bristling wall of tarletan and starch. He come up to ber in front, and was gouged in each eye. He sidled up to ber and the right-hand prong out one of bit ears half off. He attempted to reach the prize over her shoulder, and a cheveaux, de freise of lace tickled his nose till he was obliged to take a seat and sneeze. Then the maiden came to the rescue, and held down one Hide of the provoking ruff, and again the lover advanced. Just as he had but reach her blooming cheek, the damsel lost her grip, aud the razor-like decoration flew up with a force that took an " under bit out of his right ear." Thea he got mad. Theu she got mad. Then they, both got mad, and an anticipated weddiug bus come to a premature end. SUNDAY BEADING. LICEN3dT0I!0 WHAT! Licensed to make the strong man weak j Licensed to lay a wise man low Licensed a wife's fond heart to break, . And make her children's tears to flow. Licensed to do a neighbor harm i Licensed to kindle hate and strife i ' Licensed to nerve the robber's arm i Licensed to abet the murderer's knife. Licensed, where peace and quint dwell,. To bring disease, and want, and woe ; Licensed to make this world a bell, And fit men for a hell below." The Small Worries. The Christian world has long been guessing what Paul's thorn in the flesh was. Mauy of the theological doctors have folt Paul's pulse to see what was the matter with him. We suppose the reason he did not tell us what may have been be cause lie did not want us to know. He knew that if he stated what it was there would have been a groat many people from Coiinth bothering him with prescriptions as to how he might cure it. Some say it was diseased eyes, some that it was a humped back. It may have been neuralgia. Perhaps it was gout, although his active habits and a sparse diet throw doubt on the supposition. Suffice is to say it was a thorn that is, it stuck him. It was sharp. It was probably of not much accouut in the eyes of the world. It was not a trouble that could be compared to a lion or a boist'orous sea. It was like a thorn that you may have in your hand or foot and no one know it. Thus we see that it- becomes a type of those little nettle-some worries of life that exasperate the spirit. Every one has a thorn sticking him. The housekeeper finds it in unfaithful domes tics; or an inmate who keeps things dis ordered ; or a house too small for conven ience, or too large to be kept cleanly. The professional man finds it in perpetual in terruptions or calls for " more copy." The Sabbath school teacher finds it in inatten tive scholars or neighboring teachers that talk loudly and make a great noise in giv ing a little instruction. One man has a rheumatic joint which, when the wind is northeast, lifts the storm signal. Another, a business partner who takes full half the profits but does not help earn them. These trials are the more nettlosome because like Paul's thorn they are not to be mentionod. Mon got sympathy for broken -bones and smashed feet, but not for the end of sharp thorns that have been broken off in the fingers. 4 Let ' us start out with the idea that we must have annoyances. It seems to take a certain number of them to keep us hum ble, wakeful, and prayei;ful. To Paul the thorn was disciplinary as the shipwreck. If it is not one thing it is another. If the stove does not smoke, the boiler must leak. If the pen is good, the ink must be poor. If the, thorn does not pierce the knee, it must take you in the back. Life must have you in the back. Life must have Sharp things in it. We cannot make up our robe of Christian character without pins and needles. . The Door Unlocked. . Some time since I wished to enter a strange church with a minister a little bofore the time for service. We procured a key, but tried in vain to unlock the out side door with it. We concluded we had tho wrong key, and sent to the janitor for the right one. But he came and told us that the door was already unlocked. All we had to do was to push and the door would open. We thought ourselves locked out, when there wag nothing to hinder us from entering. In the same way we fail to enter into love and fellowship with God. The door, we think, is locked against us. We try to fit some key of extraordinary faith to open it. Wo try to get our minds wrought up to some high pitch of feeling. , We say, " I have the wrong key ; I must feel more sorry ; I must weep more." And all the time the door is ready to open if we but come boldly, with humble earnestness, to the throne of grace, We may enter freely at once, without having to unlock the door. Christ is the tloor, and bis heart is not shut against us. We must enter with out stopping to fit our key of studied faith, for His mercy la not locked up. We must enter boldly, trustingly, not doubting His readiness to receive us "just as we are." He is willing already, aud we must not stop to make Him willing by our pray ers or tears. t3T A pious old lady at New Bedford boasted in prayer-meeting that she was not afraid of the devil. A young chap present, with a view to toBtiug ber faith and courage, followed her home, and in a lonely, secluded spot, crept up behind bor, aud whispered, " I am the devil." But the good woman never heeded .him, and again and again be Introduced himself in the same style. Finally, finding the thing waa getting monotonous, she turned to him with the ejaculation, " Well, nobody denies it" That young man don't follow the frightening business any more. t3f Money is a bottomless sea, in which honor, oousciunoe and truth may be drowned.