l)c tmc0, New Bloomficlir, fJa. Philadelphia Advertisements. riilladelphla Advertisements. HUMOROUS. Philadelphia Advertisements. ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN, Ko. 23, South Tenth Street, PHILADELPHIA. - J. W. HOLETON Proprietor. T1HI8 Hotel lias connected with It a Tfmit.b A. anck Dinino Koom for lad Ira and gentlemen, where meals are served at all hours, at reasonable prices. 7 10 WA Private Dining Koom for ladles and children has also been added to the accommoda tions of the house. ST. ELMO HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. M. FEGER, Proprietor, 817 & 319 AKCII STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, $2.50 Per Day. THE ST. ELMO Is centrally located and has been re-tltted and refurnished, so that It will be found as comfortable and pleasant a stopping place as there Is in Philadelphia. 6 29 DAVY & HUNT'S CREAT WESTERN BAZAR FOR CARRIAGES & HARNESS. 1311, 1313,1315 & 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA. Superior work of our own, and other good Manufacturers at very low prices. Top Buggies, SO.upwards. Dearborn or Market Wagons 65 to 1125. Family 'Wagons, 80 to J3X), Harness from 18 to 150 per set- Blankets, 8heets, Halters, Whips, Fly Nets Sc., at equally Low Prices. ANTONIO R O IC , IMPORTER OF Havana and Key West Cigarp. THE only Manufacturer of Cigars from the very best VCELTA ABAJO TOBACCO. Salesroom No. 422 WALNUT STREET, Philadelphia. 7 U) ly L. J. FERNANDEZ, Sole Agent, O A. S N 13 JL. S Blue Horse Powder TaTmnmaT nri.nni.VNOW IN USE. nre- 1 pared for Colds, Coughs, Distemper, loss of Appetite, Hide Bound, Heaves, Yellow Water, or any general disease oi HORSES, COWS, HOGS, SHEEPvjor POULTRY, Has proven itself satisfactory wherever it has been useu. W Price 25 and 40 Cents per package. ; Wholesale Agentt: JOHNSON, HOLLOWAYJS CO., 6U2 Arch Street, Philadelphia. hit wTTuff ti smith r.n . Corner of 2d and Green Sts., Philadelphia. WFor Sale by F. MORTIMER. Now Bloom- Held, Pa. Also sold by Druggist and Country Merchants everywhere. Phepahbo bt J. II. CASSKI.S, 128 Richmond Street, 7 U 8m PHILADELPHIA. MANUFACTURER OF Fishing Tackle, Fishing Nets, AMD IIOKMI? FLY XIvTH, And Importer and Dealer in all kinds of Fishing Tackle Goods AMD CHAMOIS, No. fl04 SOUTH THIRD STREET, PHILADELPHIA. rjlHE ATTENTION OF Country Merchants Is respectfully called to our large and well selected stock ot CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, WOODEN WARE, &c. which we will sell O AT LOW. PRICES! TWIXINtt A FItKTZ, 310 MARKET STREET, 7 7 6m PHILADELPHIA. Kuiikcl's Hitter Wine of Iron. For the Cur of Weak Stomach, General Debility, III. llimtlin, IHm-ana of Hie uxrvuua Hj nteiu, ( VniHtlnUoil, A, utuy uf Uie BUiiuauh, aud nil cut reiiuiriuu a loulu. The Wine included the nnt airreeahl and etlinliint Mult ul Irunwupuiweiai; Oilmtecif MiwlwltoOxtde.colii. liiiird with Uie moat eueigclic vegetable tiiulus-YeUuw 1'eriivliui Bark. The efl -t lu many cases of debility, lr of amwrtlte, lid ireiieral linwlratlou. of u eincient Halt of Iron, ta.inhlii. il wllti our vulualiln Nrrve, is niont happy. It luaueulallin apiwtiUi, raima Uiepiilae, takes oil mu-i-uhir tluliMiie"!. riMHovoM the pallor oz duulllty aim Kivra allorlU vitforiu tlmcouuteuuiire. Do you want aomeUiluK to atranirth youT Do you want a Kood aiUtf Do yon waut to build up your ooiutltutionJ Do you want to gee rid of uBrvouanemf Do you want enerxyf Do you waut to aloep well? Do you want a brlak aud vlKoroua fetliuvr If you do, try Kunkel'a Ulttcr Wluo of Iron. Tl.1.1 uul.i.i.l. I.tnln III. IwAII Ml tllorOllltll if tftt. fil by all runwi-a ot Uie coiiiiimnlly tliut It la now ilM'lii xi tliclihM-unleaa a Tonio Imilicinu. It oiU Imt Jlltltl, purlui-a tJi. Ifloi and imtw tn to tua alciua,:u, ruuo- v.ua Uie ayalrui auu proloima in I now only aak a trial of thia iuvaluulile tonic. I r rrlou 1 par bottle. , . ' K. !. KUNKK1., Hole Proprietor, 11 li.i Ak for Kunkel'a Iilttt r Wlna of Iiou, ollitr. ' IJ I j,aur.'i ioa, U tul.t 7 9iy Philadelphia Advertisements. ZIEOLER & SWEARINGEN, Successors to ' . 8HAFFNEK, ZIEOLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, lllbbons, MiiMpeiidcrs, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY G00DS.3 NO. 36, North Fourt Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROET & CO., IiitporUia and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, Whito Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. UllAYISIIJT. A CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, a Shades, Brooms, - Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment ot Wood and Willow Ware, NO. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Fa. January 1, 1889. i B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. B.Gleim. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholbsali Dealers im Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTII STREET, PHILADELPHIA: 82310 , ISAAC W. RANCK & CO., CommlMsilon merchants, AMD Wholesale Dealers in all kinds ot Pickled and Salt TP I H I I , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, - PHILADELPHIA, PA. LLOYD, SUPFLEE, & WALTOX, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. , BbATCHLEY'U 2 Improved CUCUMBER WOOD a PUMP. Tasteless. Durable. Et- 2 3 flelent and Cheap. The best Pump for the least money. At tention is especially uiviteu iu Nlnlrhlev's Patent Improved Bracket and New Drop Check Valve, which can be withdrawn without removing the Pump or illstiiiblim the limits. Also, the Copper Chamber, which never cracksor scales, and will outlast any other. For sale by Dealers everywhere. Send for Catalogue ana rnce-Llst. CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 1 37 ly Commerce St., Philadelphia, Pa. DAVID J. HOAR & CO., Successors to HOAR, McCONKEY CO., , WnOLESALX BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market Bt. aud 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. Have smiken their own praise for upwards of LANDRETHS' liiree-quuriers oi a veu turv. The attention of 1 Market (iardeuera is par I I I .lu .U....UUlU.l SEEDS. I.andreth's Rural Rei Istcr and Alniunao will be mailed without charge ui an who appiy. DAVID LANDUETH & SON, 21 anil MHoulli Hixtli Hi i cot. PHILADELPHIA, Pa, 1 14 000 WHOLESALE January 1, 19(10 si I'iiiiliiii John Lucas & bole ana the ojvxr MANUFACTURERS Co., m u IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead anil Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St,, :t Philadelphia. WRICHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN Xtitont 3Xclieines 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, la. A. JTTJTJL. STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VERY JLOW PRICES. A Good location for business, enables us to offer inducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. 3 8tf AVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AMD WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, 31 " PHILADELPHIA, PA. SOWER, POTTS & CO., ISooksellerN A Stationers And Dealers in CURTAIN AND 1 WALLPAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. m. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Rnuiki1 Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, feiton's outline Maps, so. BLANK BOOKS Alwavs on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kaub J. E. Frbtmirb it ami & i itYMim:, Importeks add Jobbers of C H i ii it , G 1 a s h AND QUEENSWAEE, 801 and SOS, Cherry Bt., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ET Constantly on band, Original Assorted Packages. l. ly 10 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Ciroeerw, NO. 120 ARCH STREET. , V II I la A 1 I1L. 1 II I A JAHTKHS, BETWILIB ft CO., Manufacturers ol and wholesale Dealers la CLOTHING, Cloths, CaKNimcres, Cottonades,&c, 328 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Tint S , S s. Stop That Cough! 1)11. 91 on KIN 8YRUP OK Tar, Wild Cherry & Horehound, BEING manufactured by a new process and WITHOUT 1IKAT, contains all the valua able properties of 'J ar unimpaired, and is must pieawtiilly combined with compatible herbs. It Is strongly recommended lor nil Uiaeaaea of the Thruat aud Lungs. , LABORATORY, Rear of 113 North Second St.; 1 Philadelphia. l'OR BALE BY Dr. 'Sweeney New tlloomlteld, ri B. M. Elif, Newport, 1'a. T. Morgan Baldwin, Miileratowu. Ta., aud stores generally. " w. Batchelor Bro's., TRADE MAHK. PUNCH C1GA11S! NOW Belter than any Ever MADE 1)Y THEM. See that the boxes are branded. PECULIAR B. B. PUNCH. WHOLESALE DEPOT, ;.U INortli :rl Street, Branch 23 North 2d St., Branch 837 Chestnut St., (Opposite "CONTINENTAL") 10 6m PH1IjA1JL,I111A. V. l'OUX 1USALE, WITH BARNES, BKO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers in Iliitw, Cjijh, lT'urs, AND H T It AW-GOODH, No. 603 MARKET STREET, 6101y PHILADELPHIA, E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, TOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Hats, Ctipw, Furs, STRAW GOODS, NO. 85, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 6.18 el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. IOHI,IUt, JOBBER IN v Tints, r.ans- Fnrs. ' ' Straw - O oo(1h 158 NORTH THIRD STREET, S 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. LOC'IIMAIV'N Writing Inlaid ! miTIH FI.ITin la warrnnted KOITAL to ARNOLD'S JL. and Is sold at much less price. The money will be retundeu to those niiying it, li u uoes not nrnve eni.ir,lv sutlHtiiftrirv. 4. For sale by E. Jlni Unier. New Bloomtleld. MILLEJl JK ELDER, Sole Aleuts, 40 Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. H. It. TAYIOJI, . . WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ot 2nd and Arch BtreetT, . Philadelphia Pa 10 Per Cent. Investments SECURED BY MORTGAGE ON REAL ESTATE WORTH THREE TIMES THE SUM LOANED. Interest Payable Seuil-Anuually at the Banking House ot ALLEN, STEPHENS & CO. IN NEW YORK CITY, Or at any Bank deslRiiated by the lender. TTE ARE INVESTING FOR EASTERN YV narlles nianv thousands of dollars- per month In Hist inortKaites on Improved property In Illinois, and such has been the demand for these desirable securities, that we have, during the last lltleeii months, placed In tnem nearly one Minion of Dollars, the semi-annual intejest on wiilcniiaa In each and everv case, been tmimiit v nam. These mortgages are in the form of trust l)eeds, and can be cloned In twenty days, should there be a failure to pay Interest or taxes when due. we invest any sum, ue it large or small, ana collect and remit Interest and principal as It ma- tines, all wlthoutuiiense to the lender. Can re fer to uarties fur whom we have loaned larite amounts, and who have never lost a dollar either of principal or Interest In tills class of securities dlll'llIK the last fifteen yeurf. Send for our pamphlet, "Ilttno, l as a Place oi jivettmnt," mailed free. IIENIir 0. WILSON. WllHOH QEOKUB W. TOMS. Toihn, Dealers In Real Estate Ten Ier Cent. Securities ami school uouus, , ni nnMIHRTHN It I INOI3. ' ma. oooooo Another oooooo "o ARRIVAL OF. o o NEW GOODS o o o AT 0 - o" P. MORTIMER'S, "o o NEW BLOOMFIELD o o . .. oooooo Call ana see Uieui. o o o a o o o o o o oo 1 , , . . . -vrOTICE.-All pel sons are hereby forbidden to Xl enter the house, or trespass on Hie premise of the subscrilier, situate in Kavllle township, l'er- ry county, either with their teams or urlviug their Ntock on It. or In nnv wiiv whitliwer. All IHirsons known to so trespass, w iiibeiimiitwitiiawoKi to law. CAT HAltlJSE DOUU1ITE.N. April XV, 1B73 Oiling Into Hot Water. There Is a doctor in this city, says tbo Ban Francisco Chronicle, who has a speak ing tube loading from the main entrance of the building to hi ofllce, which is up just a few flights. For several days past a smart young man named Swartz, has amus ed himself by calling through the tube pipe for the doctor, and then profanely or dering him to set out on an exsuision for Tartarus. For some time this fuu was taken in good part unlit the fine humor of the joke no longer became apparent. Ac- Anwlittnltf nna afl ntnnnn 4 1m liuni nln rF of Esculapius provided himself with a tea-kettle of water, heated to adout 210 dogrees Fahrenheit and waited alongside tho pipe. Pretty soon the old familiar Sound came tip through the pipe: "Say, Doc, how's Trick?" v " Tricks Is better; I guess he'll get well" responded the doctor,reaching out after the tea-koitle. "What has been the matter with him ?" " lie's got burnt." "How?" "You get." The doctor had finished his last sentenco and then let a quart of scalding water down tho pipe. Swartz had his mouth over it, and when the water struck it he was somewhat surprised. Water was apt to surprise him, but hot water was an unex pected novelty. The man above poured in the water for about a minute, and then looked out of the window. The smart young man was getting along the sidewalk at a pretty lively gait having evidently just got up from a sitting posture. He was trying .to yell "polico," but couldn't ar ticulate with much success. About half an hour afterwards he found himsolf able to speak and inquired: " Did that boiler explosion ' hurt any body ?" '" What kin I git you ?" asked a I clerk in a book-store of a boy customer. "Hoosier Schoolmaster," answered tho w- "Who's mv schoolmaster?" cried 'tho clerk, his face in a blaze, as he came round the counter with his fist doubled, " I'll show you who's my schoolmaster. " t . The boy left instanter, and concluded to apply for his book to some one whose conscience was not so tender on the subject of education. , Dr. T. sent by mail a bottle of homcoopathio pellets to a patient, with the 11Q. jir.t;n tn t!lA nnakmaatr. Trnfc - .. . r , , taken return in ten days," printed on tho corner of the envelope. lie was not a little surprised to receive on the eleventh day, the half empty bottle, with a note from the patient, saying that he had returned them as requested, although they had done him a great deal of good, and he should have been glad to have taken them a little longer. . , t3yA bachelor editor was traveling all alone by himself. His baggage consisted of but one extra shirt, and that one a blue checked one. The baggage man accosted him with: ' " Any baggago, sir ?" " Yes, sir." "Let me see your checks." The editor cautiously unravelled tho bundle, and holding up his shirt, asked the fellow If he could see the checks. An umph t in basso continuendo, and the ex pressmen was gone. ' A l'luhi Answer. Nimrod " Have you seen a deer pass this way, boy ? You know what a deer is like?" Youth "Noa, I doan't I" Nimrod " Why, something like a don key, with short ears. Have you seen any thing answering to that description 1" " Noa, not till yeau come by !" Pop oorn parties are something new over in Snydor county. The gentlemen r nnf nnrmittnrl tn o-nfc ''corned" hut I - they can " pop" as much as they please, provided they please the young ladies in Ar, ... ul""b BO' C3T An Iowa country squire concludes the martial knot tliusly: "Them that the court hath joined together let no man bust asunder; but suffer little clildren to come unto them so help you God." IW A young womau in Wisconsin re cently poured a potfulof glue over her lov er, because ho didn't seem disposed to stick to her. tW One of th 6 Irish uewepapors contains an advertisement announcing as lost, a cloth cloak belonging to a gentleman lined with blue. 1 tW What is tho difi'orenco between th'e englue-drivor and a passenger who , has missed the train f One is right in front, and the other is loft behind. - ' t3T" There is a woman in Duluth who weighs 800 pounds. At b little distance it is difficult to tell which is the larger of tho two, the town Or the woman. . , E3F A little boy being asked: " What is iig the chief end of man?" replied. " The . , ., . A, , . end what got the head on."