Stljc imc0 New Bloomftclb, )ai
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS
fro Perion can take thee Bitten acenrd
Yi? to directions Bind remain long unwell, provided
sheir bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other
meant, aud the vital organs wasted beyond the point
of repair.
Dyspepsia or Tnilit'ontlon. ITeadnrhe, Vain
in the Shoulders, Coughs, TiRhtness of the Chest, Dix
ine, Sour Eructation of the Stomach, ltad Taste
in the Mouth. Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions
of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. t In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle wilt prove a better guar
antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
For Female Coniptiiluta, In young or old,
married or single, At the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement it toon percep
tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Ilhen
mntlflm and Gout, Bilious, Hcmittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They nre n Untitle 1'urgaUve well as
a Tonic possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases.
For Skin DUeaaea, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloraiionsof the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Ornteful Thousands proclaim Vinkg a BiT
Thks the most wonderful Invigoraut that ever sustatued
'the sinking system.
f WALKER, PropV. It. H. KtcDOlf ALD 4fc CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sta., New York.
'SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
LOOK OUT!
T would respectively Inform my friends that I In-
X tend culling upon tliein Willi a supply ul goods
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE. '
Consisting of
OASSIMEKS,
CASS1NETS,
FLANNELS, (IMiilii and har'd)
CAliPKTK, &t:,
to exchange for wool or sell for cash.
J. M. UIXI.KII.
Centke Woolen Factouy. f,'i,m,,
13 G K T A H li K
GRAPE VINES, (ilO Varieties.)
TEACH, Arn.K. I'KAR, FRUIT TRICES, &C.
Cil-?M1 IXoilMM HlOC'Ic,
FOR THE SPUING OK 172.
A Inrp-o variety of choice anil Perfectly Reliable
stock olicred at fair prices, seciln and plants, by
111:111.
Circulars nunled. prenuld as follows:
No. 1. Vuisrtalilu l'lauts and Heeds, Flower
Seeds, (.c.
No. 2. Green House. HeiM'n'4 and Flowering
l ninis, irnaineniai i reus, niiruic.. jtoses, .
No. :t. Grapii V'nes. Fruit Tumm. small Fruits,
&c.,&c. gi:o. i". McF,i:i.AM.
lllversiil" s'..,r,ves,
6 mtf Harrlsb in. Pa.
f lOO Reward f'ir a esse of NeuriilKi or
IEIiennialism of nnv form whatever, (considered
cuiuhle) tint Dlt. FITLKIC'X VliUKTAHUi
lilli:i:.MATlC SYIU'P will not wire warranted
uiiiiijurloiis, anil a physician's prescription used
Inwai illv.
SMimtNllKWARl) ottered to tlie 1'roprletors nf
any Medicine, fur Itlieiiinatlsin and Neimtlgia able
lo priubiee one-fourth us many uciiiiine, living
cini's mane wiuiiii the same leuutii o tune as in.
filler's Vcuptuli ii Rheumatic. Ilcinei v.
KiiOl) UKWAK1) oHered to anv person proving
,Ios. 1', t iller, M. 1).. to be other firm a L'ladualu
of the celebrateil FnlversHv of I'ennsylvania lu
anil rrolessor of Cheinlstiy lieatuiK Jllieu
ni l I Win siieeiallv for ail veal's.
Slum KKWAIII) to any chemist, Physician, or
others nine lo iiisiover loiiKio or 1'olassa. Coiciii
win, Meiciiry.oiuiiytliiug injurious lo I lie system
111 I'l. Mliei s uueumaie nvnip.
2X.MM Ceitillcates or teiiluinnfuls of cine, 111
cliidini! liev. C. II. Kwlng, Media, Penusvlvanlai
Hcv. .losepli Itet.-irs, Falls of rtehn vlltill. J'lilladel
phla; iiih wini oi jiev. ,i. it. iiavs. jiiuisiown
Sew Jerseys Kev. 'i'honias Murphy, I', .ink lord
I'liilmlclolila: Doctor .lelllllllus am Doctor Wat
toll, Philadelphia: Hon. .1. V. Ciei ley. member ol
CniiL'ivsH from Philadelphia: Hon. Jiulne l.ee.
Ci leu. New.Iei-sev : ex Senator Stewart, of Hal
tlmore: ex Governor Powell, of Kentucky, and
thousands nt otiiers, n space pel lumen.
Si'rfi UhWAllH fur Iho iiaine of any warranted
nr,.n:Lrutloii for Kheuiiiatlsui and Nctiraluia sol
under a similar hu ll ttiiaiauiee. setting foilh the
nri iiiiuilier of hot lies lo cure or return the
ii l ii n )i t nald for the same to the patient, in case of
failure to cure. A full description of cases re.
oiilrlni; guarantees must be forwarded by leiterlo
Philadelphia. The guarantee., sinned and Hinting
the iiianlltv to cure, will be returned by nuiil,
with adviciiand Instructions, without any charge.
Address all letters lo I'll, i 1 1 l.Fit, No, 43
Knulh Fourth Snccl. Philadelphia. Noother llein
edy t w ollered on such terms. Cut a ci'eular on
the various forms of Klieiiuiallsiu, ulso Klalik ap
plication for guarantee, giatm ul the ieciul
Atiell-nr. 1), II. SWKICNFY. llrucirlst. New
lSloomlleld, Pa..S.do Agent lor this couuty.0:ily
AHIM.KNDIT A KMOHTMKNrri
KI'LKSDilJ iYsnOUTMKN JL
ivuv- goodc
Ha staWdwtarantemI I
Suited to the Season,
Are Now Offered for Sale by
F. MOIiTIJIEll, ' New IJlooiulleld.
John Bhaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlcgler. Tlieo. Eume
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
8HAFFNEK, ZIEGLEK & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
!Iovo,
Itlhbous,
Saispcmlcrs,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AKD
FANCY GOODS,!
No. 36, North Fdur5 street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
lir.porleiB and J u libers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres, -Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,) .
Philadelphia.
1MYBII,Ij & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shadc3,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a One assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18S9.
A. B. CunniDgbam. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Ololm,
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dkaleks in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
ii si i. a ii:i.ii ii a.
82310
W. A. ATWOOD.
Isaac W. Ranck
ISAAC W. EANCK & CO.,
Cuiiniilsslun Blorohanlf,
Asa
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
J? I J I ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
VHILAfiELVHIA, PA.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
O. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. I. Whlteman.
Hickman, Wain & AVhitenian,
DEALERS I If
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
nilLADELl'IHA, l'A.
A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 4 32 tf 10
LLOYD, SlTl'LEE, & WALTOX,
WHOLESALE
hardware house
No. 625 Market Street.
Phi lad el phi a.
H. It. TAYIiOIS,
WITH
WAINWRIGKT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
' AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and ArchStreett,
Philadelphia Pa
DAVID J. 1I0A11 & CO.,
Successors to
HOAU, McCONKEY CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
6'J8 Market Bt. and 614 Cotninerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
uuni fCAl F .c
V- ItHIlliKHH
- CTI rm v mB an m. M M MM
January 1, 1S69
John Lucas & Co.,
Bole ana
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF MB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PORE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT it SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggist b,
AND DEALERS IN
ratont 3Xelioiiies
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. FULL STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VKltY LOW PRICES.
A Good location for business, enables us to offer
inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. S 8tf
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AMU
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Booksellers) & Stationer,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and S23 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
w Publishers nf Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of
the United States, Feliou s imiune Maps, no.
KI,AXZ: BOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
A. li. Kacb
J. E. Fkeymihb,
1&AUIS & FliYMIIli:,
Impoutekb and Joduers or
4
China, G 1 a h s
AND
QUEEN SAV AllE,
801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch Race,
' . PHILADELPHIA.
CT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 1.3. w. iy iu
PATTERSON t NEWLIN,
1 i ' . .
"Wliolcisnle roeer,
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
5 11. A I i: li 1 II I A .
ri o to
7. MORTIMKll'
OK ItAltUALN
Ilia Btock will be found the most comiilete
in the county, and consists of
D
1Y OOOllH
nL,0'l'HINt
WilMt.:KHIEH
GIUX i:itn:M
QHOK FINIUNO
OciAlll.KKS II A II 11
WAKE
omn.i.ow WAItK 0
VV T7A I. Jj HAI'KU
WplllIKllKSll Hlvl
AJTJATS At CAM
AlTI7IHTK-(JM))8
Ac,
0i li ciiOTir
VTA I liH Ar NI'IKKN
INtTiixji.; iiioLMitc
i-i PAINT, Ollirt
A T AISINH te SPICK
AVTKOV .i h'l' K. K It
AriAIIItl AOK II AIIDWARR
PN VJ1.0l'i:5 at l'Armt
GOODS OF EVERY BTYLE
C
1HEAP FOR CASH,
AJ.Ij AIW M'iti
X ADIE8 AND CHILDREN will find
J j splendid assortment of shoes at the one
price store of r . MortUner.
DAVY & HUNT,
Great Western Carriage and
, Harness
1311,1313,1318 & 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA. '
Falling and Shifting top BiirrIcs from80 to 8200.
liermaiitown (Shifting Seals) from 70 to 8150.
Rockaways (Leather Trlmiiicd) from JHotoSlM).
Dearborn. No Ton BupKies, JauRer and Busi
ness wagons from 0 to 8126.
Single Harness fromflfito 875 per set,
Double Harness from 826 to JU&per set.
Blankets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afuhannand
everything appertaining to the business at equal
ly low puces. IMI1 mono in iiieitfiei tnivii mo
Oheapcst." Give us a call before purchasing else
where. 33 6m
1). TOUT BE ALE,
WITH
BARNES, BUO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
IlntH, Caps, U'lirs,
AND
STI.A.V-OOOIH,
No. 603 MARKET STREET,
GlOly PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Ilntw, Caps, lni'H,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 35, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
6.18 el PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. KOBJIiFii:,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stru AV - isi O O tl K
153 NORTH THIRD 8TREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
TRADE (ffl! MARK.
Patented.
BliATCIH.KY'S
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable. Killclent, and
C'HF.AP I
Are already wlduiy known and de
servedly popular.
RKCENT IXirORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these rumps still more strongly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Di alers sup
tilled with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List-
&c., upou application .
TINOLEY'8 PATENT
HORIZONTAL
ICE CSS E A 32 FKEEZEHl,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
lu lIlUAlk. OUIIU IU1 u jjvai:iiiiuvui,iai,i,iic.
V MrtiiTiuru Kpw ltlitiitnlli.lil. 1':L.. is
Agent for these Pumps.
CHAS. G. IlLATOril.EY, Manf'r,
6Uti CoiniiicrcH Hi reef,
513tf Philadelphia, l'a.
ORGANS 1 ORGANS I ORGANS I
For the Parlor. Hmiriav School nnd Church. B
Octaves: 2 sets of Kccils'tlirongliout ; 6 stops. Only
tfiytD. I lie uesi maun 111 ine wonii lor iiih wiiiiii
fur the money. We can supply Organs ruiigluKin
juice I10111 tiii to r:iXXI, and oiler the most HIh-ihI
Ilium t'liiriiin uf mk, tiue, jrainna, n., ,,,
and otlici H, who will act as agents for the sale of
our Instruments,
The larlor iciu" IIanio,
7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrunB scale, round
corners, carved leas; the llnest low-priced 1'iuno
manufactured. Fully warranted.
Violin Mrlugs.
We Import direct from Italy, Germany and
Franco, the very choicest strings that are made,
mill euii Niiiiiiiii t the trmte It lowcMt market prices.
Sample set of choice Vic II 11 or Guitar St ring's mail
ed free for SI. Hand In imimcuts, hln-et Music,
Musle Hooks, ana Jiiusicdi iicreiianuise 01 evtiry
descrlptlim.
WM. A. POND Ji CO.,
C47 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Branch Store, 30 Union Square. 3m
JN SURE IN THE
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
OP
NEW YORK.
F. 8. Winston, President.
The oldest and strongest Company In the United
States. Assets over J15,WX),0U0 In cash.
S. Al. SHULER. Anent.
Liverpool, Ta.
1 44 lt.
Daily Express und Freight Line
U TWEKN
BLOOMFIELD& NEWPORTI
THEsubscrllHrwlKl)s to notify the cltliensot
Uloonilleld mil Scwii t that he Is running a
liaiiy 1 Hie twtweeu tlicne two iiiccH.aiiu win nam
Freight of any kind, or promptly deliver packages
or iiHBHU'cn 011I1 iiHted t hlscitre.
.Orders mr.y I s let, for him at the stores of
F. Morllii.tr Si Vo New lSloomlleld, or Mllllgauli
Musser, Ktwport.l'a.
J. 8. WIUTMORE.
Bloomfield, January 28,lb70.
tW " Do you believe in predestination?
said the captain of A Mississippi steamer to
a clergyman who happened to be traveling
with him. , .
"Of course I do." ,
" And do you believe what is to be will J
be?"
"Certainly."
" Well, I am Klad to hoar it."
."Why?" , ,
" Because, I intend to pass that boat
ahead in fifteen consecutive minutes, if
there be any virtuo iu pine knots and load
ed safetyvalves. Bo, don't be alarmed, for
if the boiler ain't to burst, then it won't."
Hore the divine began putting on his
bat, and looked very much like backing
out, which the captain observing, he said:
" I thought you said you believed iu pre
destination, and what is to bo will be."
" So I do, but prefer beiug a littlo nearer
the stern when it takes place."
The following is a verbatim copy of
a Horso Doctor's bill, from St. Louis : 1
Mr. to James IlanKox Vetturcr-
inaiy Physickinn & Surgean Dr.
To mcdiklo advice twict,
Konsultation over a dead mare Bed
too hev lied the ipriyzout,
Goin to sea two sick bosses in the
nito very cold,
To treatment of a kream kolercd
boss two days with medisuns,
To making nn obstetrikul examin
ation oi a bosses throat, .
To settin up awl nite in a barn
with a sick boss.
$3.00
' 75
2.00
4.50
1.D0
2.50.
1.00
' 1.50
To writin a prccskripshun for botts
& also one of spaving,
To holding a postmortim examin-
ashun on a boss who aftewards
recovered,
To givin my opinyun ono day on
the street rcgardin the knuse of
the Zoot
4.00
Totil
$20.75
Of Two Irithmen engaged in peddling
packages of linen, bought an old mule to
aid in carrying the bundles. Each would
ride a while or "ride and lie" as the say
ing is. One day the Irishman who was on
foot, got close to the heels of bis mule-ship,
when he received a kick on one of his
Bhins. To be revenged be picked up a
stone, and hurled it at the mule, but by
accident struck his companion on the back
of the head. Seeing what he had done, he
stopped and began to groan and rub his
shin.
"What's the matter?"
" The cratut's kicked me." was the re
ply.
" Be jabors," eaid the other, " he's did
that same to me on the back of mo bead."
t3A traveler ttapped at a public
houto in Maine for the purpose of getting
diur.or, knocked and knocked, but received
no answer. Going in, bo found a little
white headed man in the embrace of bin
wife, who bad his bead under her arm,
vt'hilo with the other ijbe was giving her
lord a pounding. Wishing to put nn end
to the light, our traveler knocked on tho
table, nnd cried out in a loud voice, " Hal
loa, hero I who keeps this bouse ?" The
husband, though much out of breath, ans
wered : " Stranger, that's what we are try
ing to docidu."
tSAt a ladies' temperance mooting not
long since, one of the ladies remarked that
tho tcmporauce cause had been a blessing
to her ; "for," added she, "I slept with
a barrel of rum for ten years ; but now,"
she couutinued, her eyes brightening, ginco
my husband signed tho pledge, I have a
man to sleep with !" Then all tho spin
sters present laid their bands 011 their
hearts and tang Amen !
tW Tho following is a copy of a will loft
by a man who chose to be his own lawyer:
" This is tho last will and testament of mo,
John Thomas. I give all my things to my
relations, to be dividod among them tho
best way tboy can. N. B. If anybody -t
kicks up a row, or makes any fuss about it,
bo isn't to have anything.
CtT" The littlo sou of a very prominent
minister of this city said to bis father. '
" Pa, Bt. Paul was a V'ankee."
"How do you know that, my son?"
" Why, sir, in the 18th verse of the 8tU
chapter of Romans be says : " For I reck
on." None but Yankees says reckon."
Z3T " I wasn't so very late ouly a
quarter of twolve." "How dare you sit
tlicro and tell me that lie ? I was awake,
when you came iu, and looked at my watch
and it was three o'clock." " Well, isn't
three a quarter of twelve ?"
2P"Jury," said a Western judgo,
"you kin go out and find a verdict. If
you can't find ono of your own, got tho
one the jury last used. The jury returned
a verdict of " suicide iu the ninth degree."
t3' The following verdict was given and
written by the foreman of a coroner's jury:
" We are of A Pinion that the Deocst met
witn her death from Violent Inflrmation of
the Arm, producest from Unoau Cauz." ,
tW A worthy old farmer, who was boing
worried in his croas-cxamlnatlon by a law
yer in Malno, exclaimed : " Look here,
'Squire, don't you ask a good many foolish
questions?"