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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS
111
No Pfnon onn the these lllttr sccord-
,ng to direction and remain long unwell, provided
jhclr bone nre not destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, aud Uio yiul orgam wasted beyond the point
of repair. (
p iprpnta or Indication. Hendnehe, Kiln
In the Snouldcrs, Coughs, Tiglitneas of the Chest Lif
cinest, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions
of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia, In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar
aiiteeof its merits than a lengthy adrertisetnent. '
Kor Keniale Complaints, in young or old,
married or single, nt the dawn of womanhood, or tha
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soon percep
tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rtien
mat lm and Clout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter
mitient Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which Is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They nre ts Gentle lkurratlv ava well aa
a Tonte, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
s a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases.
For Skin Dlfteaiei, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes. Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of tha system in a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thonsands proclaim Vinhgak Bit
ters the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained
the sinking aystem.
I WALKER, Prop'r. R. II. McDONALD CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cat..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sta . New York.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS,
LOOK OUT!
I would reflectively Inform mv friends that I In
tend calling upon tliem with a supply of goods
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
. Consisting of
CASSIMERS, . .
CAHfclNETB,
FLAnMkLS, (Plain attuW'd)
to efcclnthge tW Wtfdl or sell fW cash.
J. M. BIXLER.
CEimtBWOOl.zti I'XiKt. 6,17,4m,
PLANTS -A.JVI HEKDH t
GRAf 13 VINE9, (30 Varieties.)
pKACff, XITLE, PEAK, PRUIT TREES, &c,
yjjcon IIoiiko Hto;lt iScc,
FOR THE SPRINtl OK 1S72.
A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable
stock ottered at fair prices. Heeds and plants, by
mall.
Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows:
No. l. Vegctalilo l'UuU and Needs, Plower
Seeds. &e.
No. 2. (Jreen House. Redding and Flowering
Plants, Ornamental Trees. Mlimtis, Ibises, .c.
No. S. Cirape Vines, l'rnll Trees, Small fruits,
&C&C. OKI). F. McKAliLANl).
ltlverslde Nurseries,
I lSlf Xlarrlsburg, Fa.
Sin in 0m rtA Ql
QUANTITY
$100 Reward for a case of Neuralgia or
Rheumatism of any form whatever, (considered
ruralilo) that 1)11. FITLEK'H VEGETABLE
RilKUMATlC SYRUP wit not cure warranted
uiiiiijurlous, ami a physician's prescription uwl
tllWAI'lllV.
REWARD offered to the Proprietors of
any Medicine for Rheumatism and Neuralgia able
to produce one-fourth ns many geuuine living
cures niaae wuiiin toe same lenntii oi time as ur.
Filler's Vepetalile Rheiiinatio ltvmedv.
Wit") REWARD ottered to any Person proving
Jos. '. Filler. M. .. to be other than a graduate
of the celebrated University of IVhiisylvaiiia In
1K.M, and l'rofessor of Chemistry treating Rheu.
inallxm stieclaliv f(tr !i1i vem-s.
10ihi KKWAKU to any Chemist. I'hvslcian, or
others able to discover lislide of 1'olassa, Cnlchl
rum, Mercury, or anything Injurious to the syslein
in it. riiit'r s Kiieuniaiic nvrtip.
2K.riOO (iertllieales or totlmonlals of cure. In
eluding liev. ('. II. Ewliin, Media, Pennsylvania
tlev. Jiisepn negiis. l ails ot HcliiivlKlll, I'hlhulet
Dhla: the wife of Rev. .1. It. Davis. Hk-lilitown
New Jersey i Rev. Thomas Murphy, Frankford,
I'lilladelidna: Doctor .lenulims ami Doctor Wal
ton, Philadelphia; Hon. J. V. Creeley. member of
congress I rout iniiauei"ia: noil. ,HHli;e i-ee,
I Niiwten. New .tersev ; ex-Henlitor Ktwsi-t. of UilI.
limorei ex-tiovei liur l'owell, of Kenliuky, and
lllouannHoi fullers, n njim-c iwiiiniicu.
IMi RKWARD for the name of any warranted
preparation for RhruHistl'Uii and Neuralgia soiil
under similar legal iruai antee. setting forth the
,xact Hinnler of bolilcs to cure or return Urn
amount paid for the same to the patient. In caseot
failure to cure. A full description of cases re
quiring guarantees must be forwarded by letter to
I'lilladelpliia. The guarantee, sinned and slating
the quantity to cure, will be returned by mull,
with advice and Instructions, without any charge.
f- Address all letters to DR. F1I I.KK. No. 46
Smith Fourth Sheet. T'hiliulelphla. Nuother Rem
edy Is offered on such terms, (let a circular on
the various lorms of Rheumatism, also Hlank ap
plications for (iuaruiiU-o, HiMtls of the epoolal
. , Agent. , .
4rDr. D. If. BWEKNEY. Dnu-'glst, New
Bloouilleld, 1'a., Sole Ascot for this oounty. 0 38 ly
a HPi.Kxmirv A scitTMKNrp
OK
B
TlY-'lROODO
KY.OOODO.
fS
1
raw-
i
Suited to tho Season,
, Aro Now offered for Bale by
F. MORTIM Kit, New IHoomfiold,
John Bhaffner, Jr. - E. 8. Zlegler. Theo. Rums
siiaffner; ziegler & co.;
Successors to :,
BHAFFNEU, ZIEGLER CO.,
Importers and Dealers In "
Hosiery,
Ciloveg,
j" A IM1101IN,V '
, -t ""'- HnspenderM,
T HREA DSi. C OMB S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
, . AND ' ,
, f . FANCY GOODS.B
No. 36, North Four! Street, '
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
ImyorUn and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy t
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres, ; '
. '..Blankets, ;
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &C,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,) . v
lhllnlclphla.v
c;i: VYitii.i. & co., v
Wholesale Dealers I n
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18(9.
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewara. J. S.Glclm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wuolksalb Dealers im
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PIIIIsADIXrillA.
33310
V. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Uancs
ISAAC W. ItANCK & CO.,
Comiuiwilon Mcrt'linnts,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
O. W. Hickman, Geo Wain. , A. L. Wbiteinau.
Hickman, AValn & Whiteman,
. ' ... i
' '' .DEALERS IH '
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET, 1
' ' rniLADELl'IIIA, JA.
A- A full Stock ot the Celebrated MomTOS N A
VI, always ou hand. 4 32 tf 10 n.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, A WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
S. B. TAYLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
- TEA DEALERS, ' -
Ntt'h Kust Comer of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
DAVID J. HOAR & CO., ,
Successors to
: HOAU, MoCOMKEY t CO.,
' WUOLESALI
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE, .
633 Market St. and 614 Commerce 8trcet,
Philadelphia, 'Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
? V 1
GROCERS
January I, 1S69
John . Lucas & t Co.,
. Bole ana
TUB ONLY
MANUFACTURERS '
or THB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
: 1 ab.-
PURE SWISS GREEN,
v , - Also, Pure
; While Icad and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 148 North Fourth St., ,
',. . Philadelphia.
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
t iV AND DEALERS IN
, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
riilladclphla, Pa.
A FULL STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
' ASD AT VEUT LOW PRICKS.
A Good location for business, enables us to offer
Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
w hile to give us a trial. 38tf
D
l AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
successors to
s - MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS ' ,
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 480 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA,
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Booksellers & Stationers,
. ' " ' And Dealers in
CURTAIN ,
, - AND
1
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Rroks Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of
the United States, Feiton's uuiuue maps, etc.
BLANK BOOK8
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
A. L.' Kacb . ' J. E. Fbetmirs.
KAVn dc FKYMIItE,
Importers and Jobbbb o
China, O 1 n- m h
. ; AND 41 .
QUEENSWAllE,
801 and 80S, Chorry St., between Arch & Race,
. PHILADELPHIA.
Cr Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages, . ' ( , l- w. 17 1
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
' Wholesale C3roeer,
No. 120 ARCH STRKET,
PUILA'DELl'UIA.
G
O TO
17. MORTIMER' Q
. OR BARGAIN D.
His Btock will be found the most complete
in tbe county, and coiiBlHts ot
pi-rrniNO
. lin nocKitiF.s ;
J tToiIOK.
... ADI.EKH HAMDWARK
utUlliUIH WAlir, an
vv
YWALIj HAl'Kll
. W pl(l!SH 1.8 all stylet
WlII'l'K-fiOt)l8
VTOTION8 die.
01 1 CLOTO
JM-plMiK TOOLS t)
Hi "D.IN'J"S, OILM
JtpAISINM AihJ'K'K
IVTKON Ai. HTKKL
Irt A M HI AT! 1C II A ItDW ARR
VPN VKLiOl'KMAt I'Al'KK
GOODS OF EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND 8KK.
-- Amirs and finil.DREN will find
J l splendid assortment of shoes at tha one
price store of . Mortimer.
DAVY & HUNT,
Great Western Carriage and
Harness
13 iA.55 ;!a.!a!x,',
311,1313,1310 4. 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Falling and Shifting-top Buggies f rom ISO to 1200.
(iernmiitown (Shitting KeaU) from 870 to 8150.
Rockaways (Leather Tiliuiiied) from to $150.
Dearborns. No Ton Rul'izIcs. Jazcer and Busi
ness Wagons from JnO to 8125.
Mingle Harness from tlfi to 175 per set.
Double Harness from 825 to 8 per set. '
Blankets. Whins. Halters. Sheets. Afirliansand
everything appertain lug to the liuslness at equal
ly low prices. Our inoitu Is "Cheaper than the
Cheapest." Give us a cull before purchasi ng else-
J. TOUT IIUALE,
WITH
BARNES, BRO. & IIERRON,
. ' : : Wholesale Dealers In ; '
Huts,1 Ciijs, urn,
A If i
: ' j AND .'I; V.:.! V.;
S T It A. W - & O O r S ,
No. 503 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA.
E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
lints. Cups, If tiis,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 3n, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
G.18 ell PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. ItOIILEK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
H t ! "v - O- o o d h
153 NOKTH THIRD STREET,
8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps
TRADE ifTOI MARK
S5 Patented
BLATCniiEY'S
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tanteless, Durable, Efficient, and
Uili'.Al' 1
J Are already widely known and de.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Ptimns stllKmore stroncly to the
favor of the liuDllc anu the iraue. ucuiers siii,
plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price List
&c, upon appnvuiiuii.
TINOLEY'S PATENT
HORIZyNTAL ,
ii i: tuiiAM i sti:i.zi:it,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to the Art. tteua lor a Descriptive uuiuiotiue,
i- v. Mortimer, New Rloomtleld, Pa., ts
Agent lor these rumps.
CH AS. O. BLATCIILEY, Manrr,
606 Commerce Street,
813tf ,' . Plilladelphltt, Pa.
ORGANS I ORGANS I ORGANS
Ynr the Parlor. Kniiclav School find Church.
Octaves i2 sets of Reeds throiiKhout ; 6 stops. Only
?Siyt. i lie oest organ in te worm lor me woria
urthe iiimiey. We can supply Orunus runirliigln
price from tilo to SiutiO, and oiler the most llueriil
Indiicemuuts to the trade. Teachers. C'lrricYiuen.
and others, who will act as agents fur the sale of
our instrumeuis.
The Parlor jJciii' Piano,
cornern, carved )(ks; the finest )uw-prlued Ha no
Violin Siring.
We Imnort direct from Italy. Germany and
rrimce, ine very cuoicem mriimn umi Hie ni.iuu,
aim can supiKirt tne irmie u lowesi. marxei prices,
hHinnle set of choice Viv II nor (iultarHtriiiusmull
eel free for SI. Bund In it rumen in. sheet Music,
Munlc Rooks, and Musical Merchandise of every
aeseripuon.
WM. A. l'ONIJ CO.,
047 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, :
Branch Store, SO Union Bquare. 8m
JNSURE IN THE
MUTUAL,
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
'of ',
new york; ' -
F. 8. Winston, Presldeut. , ..
The oldest and strongest Company In the United
States. Assets over W5,000,00U In cash. '
S. id. SHULER. Agent.
Liverpool, Pa.
S 44 Kit.
Daily Express nnd Freight Line
HVTWEEN
DLOOMFIELD & NEWPORT!
TIlEsuhscrllierwIshes to notify the cltUensot
Ulooiiitleld and Newport thut he l running a
Ilullv Line between these two nhiceft.nnd will haul
Freight of any kind, or r roniptly deliver packuges
or nic.wnires entrusted t' his euro, t
V Orders mr.v rlh tor him at the stores of
P. Morturer & Co., New Bloouilleld, or Milllgun a
Musser. Newport. Pa. j. g. W1I1TMORK.
Bloonitleld, January 20,1870, , , , ,., , .. ,
11
I -
A Boy'H Joornal.
Dorry, a boy of aix years old, thinks he
will do as other men have done.
March 12 Have resolved to keep a jur-
nal. . i . . , J. .. ,-.-. . .
March 13 Had rost bofe for dinner, and
cabage an potato' and appcl sawae and rice
puding. I do not like rice puding when it
is like ours. Charley Slack's kind is relo
good. Mush and snip for tea.
March 10 Forgit what did. John and
me saved our pie to take to sohule.
March 21 Forgit what did. Oridel
cake for break fust. . Dcbby . didn't fry .
enuff. . ,
March 24 This Is Sunday. , Corn befo
for dinnir. Studied my Bibel lesson.
Aunt Issy calls me gtcdy. Have rosolved
not to think so much about things to ete.
Wish I was a better boy. Nothing po-
tickeler for tea.
March 2!5 Forgit what did.
March 27 Forgit what did.
March 29 Played. .
March 81 Forgit what did. ,
April 1 Have disaided not to keep a jur-
nal enncy more.
An Indignant Teuton.
Ilans Double, a German, was endeavor
ing to entertain some acquaintances in a
barroom by reading aloud to tbem from an
EngliHU newspaper. One of tbem laugbed
at bis pronunciation, wbich was execrable
"What for : you make foolisbness mit
me?" be angrily asked, Btaringly at Billy
Mullen, wbo bad laugbed loudest.' "I can
read English as good as you, if I could read
a little better."
t35?ln tbe town of Piqua, 0., many win
ters ngo; there occurred a great arrival
among the "Amerrcan citizens of African
descent." Moze White, a half-witted, sable
gentleman, was deeply involved in the ex
citement of the occasion. One night, after
the congregation was pretty well exhaust
ed with the various exercises, the pastor
called them all to kneel for prayers. When
all had kneeled he said that any one who
felt like it should pray. Thereupon tho
half-witted Moze commenced a string of
words entirely without meaning. At this
tho pastor raised his bead, and inquired,
Wbo dat prayin ? Dat you brudder
Moze I Jes hold on, brudder Moze, you let
somebody pray daist better acquainted wid
at liora.
t3F A gentleman was surprised during
tbe late frosty weather, to see his littlo
daughter bring home froin'the Sunday
school a grave treatise on " Backsliding."
"My child," said be, " this is to old for
you, you can't make anything of it." "I
know it, papa," was tbe reply, "but I
thought I could when I took it. I thought
it would teach me bow to slido back
wards." tW Borne time since a young minister
in tho West end wiShed to impress his Sab
bath school with the dignity of life by ref
erence to the fact that men have souls
while ordinary animals have none. "Now,
children,' what is tbe great difference be
tween a monkey and a boy ?" The tail,
the tail, the tail !" came from all parts, of
tbe house, and tbe minister was satisfied.
$W An old Palmyra (Indiana) farmer
lately predicted that door, would be as plen
ty as sheep in that vicinity this winter.
This gave an impetus to tbe ammunition
trade until some searcher after mutton as
certained tho fact that there were only two
sheep in tho whole county.
tS" Horace Greeley, being asked to drink
whiskey, replied: " I think about this whis
key drinking as tbe old man thought about
Ashing. His sou said to him, Father, the
fish are biting splendidly in the brook.'
f Woll, my son,' be responded, ' 4 if you
don't go near tbem they, won't bite you."
' 3T"" Barber," said a farmer to bis' ten
sor, " now corn's cheap, you ought to
shave for half-price." "Can't, Mr. Jones,"
said the man of razors, " I really ought to
charge more, for when corn's down farmers
make such long faces that I have twice the
ground to cover."
KWA New Haven man who went home tbe
other evening.and found his house locked up
after infinite trouble managed to gain en
trance through a back window, aud then
discovered on the parlor table a notp from
bis wife, reading: "I have gone out, you
will find the door key on one sido of the
door step.' ' i, , , .. . ' . j ..
. , '
tW". You see, that Thurlow Weed has
given up smoking, my son," remarked a
gentleman to his son. " Well, I mean to
do the same," replied the hopeful, " when
I reach his age." The boy had lead tho
uewspnpers. . . .
13" A Chicago paper says "a young
lady of this oity has just sent, to Eurojie
an. order for sixty yards of Brussels carpet,
twenty-five, feet wide. Sho. is going to
work a pair of slippers for . Uie editor of
tbe Bt. Louis Globe.." , , . ,
, An Irish gentleman having purchased
an alarm clock, an 'acquaintance asltod bim
what he intended doing with it, " Ob,"
said ho, "it's tbe most convaniont thing in
the world, for I havo only to pull tho string
in the morning and wake myself." (