Philadelphia Advertisements.
Thiladelphia Advertisements. 1 HUMORblTS' ITEMS.
Ho Person can take these Bitten accord
eg to direction and remnin long unwell, provided
their bones re not destroyed by mineral poison or other
mean, and the vital organa wasted beyond the point
Dyepepata or IndlRnlon. Headache, Vain
in Ilia bhouldera, Cnuglis, Tightness of the Chest, l)ia
ainess, Sour Eructationa of the Stomach, liad Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of tin
Heart, Inflammation of th Lunas, Pain in the reniona
of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar
antee of its merits than a lenffthy advertisement.
For Female Coniilituis, in young or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, thesa Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soon percep
tible. .
For Inflammatory and Ch.ron.ie Rhen
nietlsm and Gout, Uilious, Kemittcnt and Inter,
mittcnt Kevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and Bladder, these Bitten have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They are is Ucntle Purgative ae well a
a Tonle, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver end Visceral Organs, and in Bilioue
Diseases.
For Skin Diseases. Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles. Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration! of the Skin, Humore
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thoueande proclaim Vinigak Bit
ters the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained
the sinking systein. ,
i WALKER, PropV. R. II. McDON ALD eV CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts . New York.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
LOOK OUT!
I would resjiectlvely Inform my friends that I In
tend calling upon theui with a supply ol goods
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
CASSIMERS,
CA3SINETS,
FLANNELS, (rialn and bar'd)
CAltPKTH, Sce.,
to exchange for wool or sell for cash.
J. M. B1XLER.
Centue Woolen Factoiiy. 0,17,4m,
: -s
-y XQKTA1IL
1'JL.A.TtJ TS VT1 SEEDS !
GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.)
VEAOH, APPLE, TEAR, FEITIT TREES, tie..
Green IIoiimc ftock, Acc,
FOR THE HI-RING OF 1872.
A huge variety of clmloe and Perfectly Reliable
stock oflered at la'r prices. Seeds and iilants, by
mall,
Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows; '
No. 1. Vegetable Plants nnd Seeds, Flower
Seeds. & i
No. 2. Oreen Home, Redding and Flowering
Plants, Ornamental Trees. Shrubs, Roses. tc.
No. 3. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Small Fruits,
&c.,&c. UliO. F. MoFAKI.ANI), -
Riverside Nurseries,
6 18tl Harrlsbuig, Fa.
4. M. GIRVIN.
i. U. GIHVIN
J.
M. GIIIVIN & SOV,
OoiiimiHHioii 3IeiclxintHt
... NO. 8, SrEAH'S WHARF,
It a I ( i iu o r c , Mil.
tm.We will pay strict attentWm to the sale of all
kinds of country produce, and remit the amounts
promptly. 6 St ly
laOCII MAN'S
Writing ir-luicl !
mum rt.tltnie warranted EOUAL to AKNOI It's
1 and is sold at niucli less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does nut
prove entirely saiisiai iory.
V For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld.
MILLER S ELDER,
Sole Agents, ' ' 1
. 'IV t : 30 Market Street.
2H031 Fhlladelphla.
JOBINSON llOUBE,
( Formerly kept by Woodruff and Tui bctt,)
'; Ntu Bloomfltkl, Terry Count-j, To.
, AM08 ROBINSON, Proprietor. (
This well known and pleasantly located hotel
has lieen leased for a number of years by the pres
ent proprietor.anu lie win sf are no .aim to aeiiin
motliite his guests. Tim rooms are comfortable,
thetnble well ftiriilsited svyth the best 111 the mar
ket, and the bar stockefl with choice liquors. A
rarnfiil Atul attentive hiMtler will be in iLtLondanctt.
A sjoimI livery stable wtll be kept by theproprietori
aprll 8. 1871. tf ' '
OLE'NA'.
rjrHE Best Oil iu the World for Machiuery. '
it win not cmu. ; ; , '' " 1
It will not gum. , ' .
.. U i equal totlie'bent Urd Oil. ,,
If you have any kind of machinery; ask tor
Ol.ENA, auH if you cannot buy It at home, send
for a circular and prloe list to . .
PAINE, ABLETT & TRIPP,
Oil Martufacturers ' and Dealers,
, i ,,, , No. 800 Fenii . Ayeuue,
i 49
' rittburgh, Pa. .
A, BI'l-KSIUTA
HVL.ti.HWlJ
AtmortTMENrn
09
DUY-OOOD
KYNGOOD
s:
Suited to the Soason, ; ,
'lt " ''Are Nov Offered for 'Salt by "! .';',
P. M0UTIMEB, New Bloonifleld.
Philadelphia Advertisements...
H-r-
John Blmfftier, Jr. X. 9. Zlegler, Theo. Rume
S1IAFFNER, ZIEtiLEl. & CO.,
, Y Successors fo Y'( . 's t,
BIIAFFNEK, ZIEGLER li CO., ,.
Importer and Dealers In . ' ,
Hoftlcry,
VGlOVfN,
V Ilibbons,
--ftnapcjulerH,
THREADS, C? OATH'S,"
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS V
AND m
. , V " - FANCY G00DS.E
Ho. 36, North Fourt Street, ' ' '
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
' i i .
Agents for Lancaster Combs,
BARCROFT & CO.,
fir.jiorleie and Jobbers
' 01 Staple and Fancy - '.,
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
! Cassimeres, ' i - Y
, Blankets; u .
Linens, White Goods,' Hosiery, &o.,'
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,, . . '
IMiIlailclphtii.
UIIAYISIILL & CO., .
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
. Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market atreet, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1869. ,
A. B. CunnlDgham. J. II. Lewara. J. S.Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
' Wholesale Dealehs in
Tobacco, Segars, &c.,
... i .
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
rii 1 1 i a i :i . ii 1 1 a .
32810
W. A. ATWOOD.
Isaac W. Ranch
ATWOOD, ItANCK & CO.,
CoiumlNNio'n Merolianls,
' ' r '' AND ' ' ',' -" .
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH ; y . , j
G. V. lllckman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whlteman.
Hickman, Walii & AVhitcman,
Tobacco, Segar, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
FIIILADKLi'HIA, PA.
A full Stock of the Celebrated Mowtoh NA.
VT, always on hand. I ii ti iu
LLOTD, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX,
WHOLESALE
IIARDWATIE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
S. 11. TAYIaOIt,
, . WITH
WAINWMGHT & CO. '
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
.-TEA-DEALERS, o .
North Fast Corner of nd and Arch Btreetf,
! ' Philadelphia Pa
II
OAK, McCONKET A CO., ,
. Bnecesiori to
WM. W. PAUL & CO., ( ,
WBOLISeLS I .' ' '
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE, ,
038 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE "M: ' '
GRnnERS
January 1, 1869.
John Lticad; & Co., ) .' m u
" ' . ' Bole ano ' " ' ' 3a
MANUFACttJKEllSj
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,'
v . .' Ann '
PURE SWISS GREEN,
A.
, . Also, Pure.- ,
While Lead mid Color
j - --
. MANUFACTURERS,
.
... 1
Nos, 1 and 14 North Fourth St.,
. . Philadelphia.
WRICHT t SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN "'. ''
110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
ji lMiiladelphla, Pa.
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
x AND AT VlCUY LOSv PBICEd.'
A Good location for tmslncss, enables u to offer
luduocments to buyers, and makes It worth their
hlle to give us a trial. 3 8tf
D
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
Successors to
1? MILLER & ELDER,. li?
Uookseliers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
i
And Dealers In .
WINDOW CURTAINS '
I ., ' WALL PAl'ER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31; . ' PHILADELraiA, PA.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BookMellcrtt & Mialloiicrs,
-.: And Dealers In -v r
CUR T A IN . '
vi r, AND .-.v -.v.-;-
WALL-PAPERS,
c.t- .' , n - , ;.. '
a. Km. WO Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PnhlUhora fit Rnnrlers New Renders, and
.1 I I . ! . 1 . 1 . Alan Urll.ll.Mu Lliulnm .tf
the Uiiited States, f elton's Outuue Maps, etc. ;
Illi A XK II OO If N :i
Always on' hand,' and made to Order. 31 1
. i ' ' '
A. L. Kao -, J- E. Fbstmibb,
It ll i. & FKYJMIIIV
,. , ' i ' r i
' isiP08TBB AND JOBBRBI Of. ..' ,
O Ii i h'm. Glass
6tJEENSWAltE,
801 and 303, Cherry St., between Afh & Bace,
"-"rmLA.DELPHI. " .
irr Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Package. , , .., . . , , to. v- if iu
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
' " Wlioleiiale .C-roferw,
1 "No; 180 ARCH STREET," ; '
t."Tf !. : TlTi '1 ' ' " ' - '.
1 II I LA I la J 1 II I A .
GO TO - " ' V.r'a - ..X-U-t
- r - r ' i -r
, ,'T. MORTlMEll'Q
His Stock will be found the most complete
in the county, and consists of
vnito HitTi-8
UQ ADLEKH IIARDWAHB " -
. WAirl IjLOW'WAK K o
J. WTrAI.i. I'Al'Kll
WpitimilKS all styles
1 . M .. . UpOOiri it. SliOK.H
? . n. . J5ntA'i!i A CAI'H
MOTION is .to
01b CLOTH "!" ' ' i
VTAII.BAiVUKKS ! ,
ri-pjOOKTOiX-hAt-'-!
ill PAINTS, OJLH '
IT) ADSINH fc KIJ(rK
ltllUN at ' S'l'EK.I,
A IIHI AftK MAKDWAKR
GOOD8 OPITVEKY BTYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE. -
T A DIES
AND CHILDREN will Hod
1 J -I
splendid s.aortraml of shoes at the. on
price store or r. Mortimer.
DAVY & HUNT,
Great "NYestern Carriage and
".;JlIarncss - '1
33 A X -A-'Xt, ! i
311,1313,1310 & 1317 MARKET ST
! PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Falling and Shifting top BiirkIcs from JSO to 8200.
(erinantiiwii (SlilltiiiK Heats) from (70 to 8150.
RocKa ways (Leather ''i rimmed) tioin so to Slfto.
Dearborns, No Ion Bunnies, Jagyer and Busl-
rss Wagons from v0 to .
Hlimle Harness from 815 to 875 ner set.
Double Harness from fib to 8U5 )cr set,
niniiknts .Whins. Ifnlters. Hhpets. Afuhnnaiinil
evervtlilnir atiDcitalninu to the business ateoual-
lv low prices. Our inotto is "Clienoer tlian the
Clieapcst." (jive us a call before uurchasiiiK else-
wnere. ' jooiiiw
I). I'OllT Di.AL.1V
WITU . ' 1
I I
BARNES, BRO. & HEBRON,
' ' ,i Wholesale Dealers In
IIivtH, Csij, U'.irs,
AND
STRAW-GOODS,
No. 503 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA
E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
" . '. I
Wholesale Dealers in
U Mt.tS, CvtlltS, Xlll'W,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 05, NORTH TIIIItD STREET,
i (Between Market and Arch Streets,)
18el PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. KOHIalUl,
... JOBBER IN
tltSe VlipSeXlirSel
Strn v - Gr o o tl h
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood PumpS
T
MARK.
Patented.
BJJATCIIJ,ET'S
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable, Efficient, and
1 Are alreadv widely known and de-
t ft I'.A r i
A .... 11.. . ,
soi.cuijr
RECENT IMfORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend those Tumps stlUJinore strongly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup
plied with full deserlntlve Catalogues, l'rlce List-
tic., upon application .
TINOLEY'S TATENT
' HORIZONTAL " '
i 1: uti:AM Fiti:i:zi:,
BAVE8 ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to the Art. Delia lor a uescripiiveuaiaiogue.
- F. MORTiMMt. New Bloonifleld, I'll..
Agent for these l'uinps. 1 .
' CHAS. G. BLATCHLEV, Manf'r,
606 Commerce Htreet,
613tf Philadelphia, l'a.
ORGANS I ORGANS I ORGANS I
For the Parlor. Sunday Hehool and'Church. 8
Octaves ; 2 sets of Reeils throiigliout : 6 stops. Only
16. The best Organ In the world for tho world
forthe money. We can supply Organs ranglngin
irlee from tslf) to r-WX), and oiler the most liberal
...1 t.. . T...nh..u ll urinrni.ll
and oliiers, wlio will act as agents lor the sale 01
our instruments.
The Parlor Gem" IMano,
7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung seale, round
corners, carved legs; the Itnest low-priced l'lano
nianufitctured. l ully warranted.
Violin Mrlngr,.
We Import dirent from Italy, (lermany and
France, the very choicest strings Unit are made,
ami can sunnort tlie trade lt lowest market nrices.
Sample set of choice Vie lln or (itiltarHtrlngsmall.
ed free lor II. Band Ii itruments, Kheet Music.
Music Books, aud Musical Merciianui 01 every
description.
WM. A. l'ONiJ. & CO.,
647 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
firanch Store. 30 Union Square. Sin
JM8UR1( IN IH i
. Y, MUTUAL . .
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
' ' - L ' (it
', 0 ..
NEW YORK.
' F. 8. Wikbto President. '
The oldest and strongest Company In the United
States. Assets over H6,WX),0W) I u cash.
R tA HUH FR Acnnt.'
R44 Lit.
, Liverpool, Fa.
Daily Express ; and Freight line
, ,n l ,, , lil.TWEEN .
PLOOMFIELP& NEWPORT,
mflE'uhserlber wishes to notify the eltlr.ens of
X. BloouiUeld and Newport mat ne I running a
liuilv I.lne between these two tilaces.and will haul
Freight of any kind, or promptly deliver packages
or mesHages eiiiriMttHi v nisvaie.
auOrttersmuy ttleti for lilm at the stores
F. Mortimer Si i u.. New BloomUeld. or MUligan
UniMr Nawnnrt JPlt
,, 3. 8. WMITMOKF
BloomUeld, January 26, 1870. ,
-rv rrniTvw it n w t
t"Many years ago an , American ship
sailed from a port in Ireland, with a large
number of emigrant passengers. After the
em igranls were all on board, a head-wind
prevented the ship from (leaving the port,
steamtugs being thon , unknown. But at
length the wind chanced, the sails were
dropped, and the anchor tripped. The
ship was scarcely under way when a young
Irishman, looking up through the hatch
way, saw that she was in motion. He rush
ed on deck in great consternation. Being
in tho way of the sailors engaged in work
ing the ship, the mato called to him : but
" Och ! Och 1 Och !" was all that Pat could
say as ho rushed frantically from side to
Bide of the ship. ,
5' Got out of the way," again roared the
Wato,
" Och 1 Och t Och !" was the only answer.
"Why, what is the matter with you,
Pat?" -
" Och I Troth, but I was afraid ye wad
go off and lave mo while I was down there
in the collar."
Didn't Uellevo in It.
A more or loss worthy Scotch wife was
remonstrated with by her minister for tho
habit of beating her husband. She explain
ed that her husband's conduct was not at
all what it ought to be. The minister, rec
ommending kindness and forgivness, cn-
joined Iter no more to use her fist and nails,
i'1'? ?a f r Z hta
11 VVeel. minister." rpiiliprl fbft nnw Anlltrrif-
ened wife, "since you Bae.l'll try the coals,
I bu may tcl' y tliat two or tt1TC0 kettles
ment."
Just Hissed It.
"I once dreamed," said Pat, "that I
called upon the President ; and he axed
me wud I drink. I tould him I didn't care
if I tuk a drop of punch. " Could or hot?"
axed the President. 1 Hot, yor excellency'
said I, and he stepped down in the kitchen
1)ack. I wolte "Pi a"d now it's distressin'
me tuai i (nun t tuKe it coia." '
tW A lady askeda vory silly Scotch no
bleman how it happened that the Scots who
came out of their own country were, gen
erally speaking, men of more abilities than
those who remained at home ?
"O madam," said he, "the :
reason is ob
vious. At every outline thero are persons
stationed to examine those who pass, that,
for tho honor of tho country, no one bo
permitted to leave it who is not a man of
understanding." "Then," said she, "I
suppose your lordship was smuggled."
C5$ A young lady fainted at dinner be
cause the servant brought a roast pig on
the table that showed its bare legs. "What
made you faint?" anxiously inquired her
fiieud as soon as she carao to. The naked-
ncss of this horriblo quadruped," sobbed
i ii.:.. i i.r..i i e i i -- 1 1 1 ,
um """1'' muueaijr. "vuu uii
I i.j.j ,1 1.: 1 .1 1. ... 1 1
1 uouiiu, CJl.UIUlllltJU I.UO fieiVUIlt, wuu nau
brought in the offensive pig, "it was not
naked at all. I dreosed it meself before I
brought It in, sure."
VST A young man, with a couple of
young latlies attached thereto, paused in
front of the' bronze Franklin the other
night, when he proceeded to enlighten them
in this way : '
" That is the statue of Sir John Frank-
is I 1 In wlial- AarfvavoA ilirt ' nvtrttora' riroea
,,.... U.MW.V.WU ' 1" ,
and the sowin' masheen and made the first
litenin. He was lose on a wbalin voyage,
and his wife has cried her eyes out arter
him. Such is fame !" ' ,
tW " Do you know Brown f"
"Yes." ,
" What kind of a man is he V
"Oh, tolerable."
"There are worse men than he is, ain't
there?"
" Y-e-s ; but I think they are all iu tho
nnnitnnHurv I"
penitentiary i
J3T " Do you like to go to church ? said
a lady to Mrs. Partington.
T ,, ..
" Law me ! I do," replied Mis. Partinff-
, ( w.,,1,1,, Annu ma an much rrnnd an
ton- JMOtning aoes me so mucn gooa as
to get up early on Hunday morning, ana go
to church and hear a populous minister
dispense with the Gospel." .
tW "Uncle Charles," said Jimmy, a
six-year old, the other day, " can you tell
me why tho sua sets id the west at night
and rises in the east in the morning ?"
" Pshaw," said uncle Charles," the first
fool you meet can tell you that."
"Yes, uncle," ; replied the sweet boy,
" that's why I asked you. "
tl!r Augustus says, young men get
tight by solacing themselves with the
1 ardent ;" but that young ladies get tight
by so lacing themselves in quite a different
manner. , Of corsets so." - . .
' t3T A iiegro preacher once observed to
Ut hearers, at the close of his sermon as
follows: "My obstinnclous bredren, I
find it no more use to preach to you dan it
is for a grasshopper to wear knee buckles.1"
13r "Figures won't lie," is an old and
of I i,i r.t r ..n Wilr
"J"""""" "
on a faslilonabio woman's
figure now-
I
a-days and say as much.