Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Adyertiseracnts.
Fbiladelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS
No Person can take these Bitters accord
in 5 to directionSi and remain long unwell, provided
heir bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and tlie vital organs wasted beyond the point
of repair.
Dy1ieptla or TntHerestlon Headache, Vain
tn the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, biz
tiness. Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions
of the Kidneys and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar
ante&of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
For Female Complaints, in young or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soon percep
tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rhen
mat Ism and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which Is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They are a Uentle 1'urfratlve as well na
a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, aud in Bilious
Diseases.
For Skin ntnenses, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Snots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolnratimisof the Skin, Humois
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried nut of the system iu a
short time hy the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinbgar Iiit
trrs the most wonderful Invigoram that ever sustained
the sinking system.
J WALKER, Prop'r- R' McDONAM) CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts , New York
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
lKsuiiJ in TJiiT
PcdTy County
Mutual Benefit Association,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA.
Chartered by Vie Legtriature March 9, 1872.
THKCIIK.APKST AN1 SAFEST I,TFK
I NSC IIA.NCK ever ollered to the people.
It Is a Mutual enterprise for the protection of
Widows (iiid Orphans In the county. Members
pay FIVK JHILIiAltS for a eertltieato of
membership, and annual dues on aces between 20
ami MA, fl.lKij between Maud fill, Jl.flu ; between 60
ii lid fi.'), $(iO: for the term of three years, eom-im-niM
n fi January, 1X7:1; and the sum of 81.10 on
the death of a member. The membership not to
exceed one thousand. A member dying, to re
ceive as innny dollars as there are paying certltl-cate-holders.
This plan Is adopted in order that
persons who have been excluded from benellts ill
other Life Insurance Companies by reasonof their
expensive Lick-Kates may obtain some beiielll oil
a small Investment. It commends Itself to the
public for the reason that It prevents the country
Irciiii being drained of our money by foreign coin
panics. CHAH. L. MUKltAY, President.
CON K AD ROTH, Treasurer.
JOHN K. SIIt'LEli, Secretary.
HOIiiatT N. WILMS, WILLIAM McKEE, (Sen
ral Agents. - 0 15
LOOK OUT!
I would respectively Inform my friends that I In
tend culling upon them with a supply uf goods
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
CASS1MERS,
CASSINETS,
FLANNELS, (1'lain and bar'U)
CAltPliTH, &c
to exchange for wool or sell for cash.
J. M. IHXLKll.
Centjie Woolen Factokt. 6,17,4m,
-y k o i; T a i) l i:
GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.)
PEACH, ATI' LIC, PEA It, FHUIT TKEKS, Sc.,
Green I Iouko Htoelc ,
FOlt THE SI'HIXf OF 1872.
A large variety of choice und Perfectly Unliable
stock ollered at fair prices, heeds and plants, by
man.
Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows:
No. 1. Vegetable Plants and Needs, Flower
Seeds. &c.
No. 2. (I iron House, Hcdding and Flowering
j units, . ii-iiaiiicniai i recs, jsiiiuns, noses, ak,
No. :l. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Small Fruits,
lie., (its, GEO. F. Mc 'FAKLAND.
Klvcrside Nurseries,
6 lstf llanlsburg, Ia.
J. M. GIllVIN. J. II. GIltVIN
J M. OIUVI-V .Vt SON,
OoitntilMisioii JIci'oluuitM,
No. 8, SPEAJVS WUAUF,
It a 1 t I in ore, ?l il .
MW will pay strict attention to the sale of all
Vl.t.lu ,.f l,.u ,.r,.,l,,.u ,..! It ,1
nit,..-.,, v"M,,,.j , ....... v, mii.4 iciiiib uro niM.Miiitn
promptly. . J 6 34 ly
Wi-itinR- Fluid !
millH FLUID is warranted EOUAL to Arnold'
A. and Is sold at much less price. '1 he money
will be refunded to those buying it. If it does not
prove entirely sarisiactory.
!U For sale by F. Mortimer, Now Bloonilleld
MILLER St ELDER,
Bole Agents,
i 430 Market Street,
23031
Philadelphia.
11
OBINSOX HOUSE,
(Formerly kept by Wood ru If and Turbett,)
Veio Uloonifield, J'trry County, Pa.
AMOS ROBINSON, Proprietor.
nils wen Known jinu pieiisiimiy iiichich .kmc
has been leased for a number of years by the pies-
I..,.. i.iu u 'ci,u ..... ....... r,,.-(,i.i
the table well furnished with the best in the mur-
Kl , ado 1 (m our mociw'd wnil eiioicv ikiih'i. A
.....ft. I i..l ut(..i,Huu 1.....M.... u-lll i.. .,,(.,. ..I.i.w.a
A good lively stable will be kept by the proprietor
John Shaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlcgler. Theo. Itume
SHAFFNKIl, ZIKGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SnAFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
Gloves,'
HniMpciMlers,
T n R E A D S , COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,!
Ho. 36, North Fourt Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs,
BARCROFT & CO.,
Iir.porlciB aud Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Liucns, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
ttlMYKIIiX. & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Ta.
January 1, 1869.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewaru. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. i, NORTH FIFTH. STREET,
11IILAIFXF1IIA.
32S10
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale CJroecru,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
- Philadelphia.
W The sale of Ekks, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a specialty. HI
1 lease seuu lor a circular. id
WM. H. KENNEDY,
G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Wlilteman.
Hickman, Wain & Whiteman,
DEALERS IN
Tobacco Segars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
X'HIIiAUKia'IIIA, 1A.
A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 4 Si tf lu
LLOTl), SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
S. IS. TAYLOR,
with
WAINWItlGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Btieclf,
'Philadelphia Pa
HOAR, McCONKEY & CO.,
Successors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WItOI.KSALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
633 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a,
WHOLESALE rViS,
7 &l GROCERS
January 1, 1669.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole ana "
THE ONLX
MANUFACTURERS
' or THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AMD
PURE SVISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White liend and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 aud 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALEBB IN
I?atont IVIeclieiiics
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, la.
A. FULL, STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE 1SEST QUALITY,
AKI) AT VEHY LOW 1M11CES.
A Good location for business, enables us to oiler
Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. 3 8tf
D
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND '
WALL FArER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, TA.
SOWER, rOTTS & CO.,
Booksellers & Stationer,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
9. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
the United Hlatcs, 1'cuon s uiuiine iiias, mo.
lili A 3V It ROOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
A. L. Kaub J. E. Freymirb,
IMPOIITEKS AMD JOBBBRR OF
C li i n n , Glass
AND
QUEEN S AllE,
801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
, riULADELttllA.'
C7" Constantly oo hand, OrlKll Assorted
Packages. l-i. v. iy iu
W. A. ATWOOO.
Isaac W. Kanck
ATW00U, RAXCK & CO.,
oiumisiou SlerehtuilN,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In ull kinds of Pickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
. PHILADELPHIA, PA.
HO TO
1. MORTIMER' CJ
' OR UAIIUAISD
His Stock will be found the most comriloto
iu the county, ami consists ol
D
iiY rjoons
pl.O'l'HI so
Up itoCKUIFS
UQllOK FI NI)I(iS4
BuADLKKH HARKW
)VAItK
Oll7lM,OW WAltH Ao
'IT7AI14 i'Al'Hl
I pltl'SHICWali stvles
XJdoots Si HJIOKM
AJITATM iV. CAI'S
Xl-iTrTI!-iOI)
V 1 OX I ON 8 Ao.
0i i c i.oTir
VTAII.S A WI'IKKS
XlfTtlXlK TOOL.MA-C
Ei "DA I NTS, Oll,M
XpAISINS&Wl'IC'K
XVTItON tV. ti'l'KKIi
ipAKRIAOK HAKDWARK
N VJii-Ol'lCb it I'Al'KIl
GOODS OP EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE.
DAT & HUNT,
Great Western Carriage and
Harness
13 .A. 25 VV. It,
1311, 1313, 13IB & 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
FallliiK and Sliiftlntop BurrIps from JR0 to 8200.
(ieiniantown (Shift ing Meats) from 870 to 8150.
RoekKWHVS (Leather
OIIl ,IU lO ,lDO.
i from 880 to 8150.
r Trim
ined) from 8H0 to 8150.
Dearborns, No Top Bungles,
iiKHer and llusl-
Hess Wauons from ;0 to 12a.
Single Harness from Sl.Sto 875 per set.
Double Harness from to 805 per set
Blankets. Whins. Halters. Sheets, Afuhansand
everything nppertaining to the business at equal
ly low prices. Our motto Is "Cheaper than the
Cheapest." Olve us a call before purchasing else
where. 33 Gin
1). 1'OltT UEALE,
WITH
BARNES, BKO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
lints, Crips, IJ'tirs,
AND
8T11AW.GOODS,
No. 503 MARKET STREET,
OlOly PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Halts, Caps, Iiai-s,
AND
S THAW GOODS,
NO. $r, NORTH THIRD STREET,
- (Between Market and Arch Streets,)
C.18el PHILADELPHIA.
w. f. koiii.i:sc,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Eurs,
Stru "W - CS-oods
153 NORTn THIRD STREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
fL TRADE TO
MARK.
Patontod.
v- ,y
BLATCIIIiET'8
CuoTimber Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable, 'Efficient, and
r'liAP t
; .'j Are already widely known and de-
surveuiy popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Tumps stlll.'niore slroncly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup-
plied with full descriptive catalogues, i rice a.isi.
i.e., upou applicatiou .
TIXGLEY'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL
BAVEH ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the llnest quality of Cream known
to the Art. Bend for aDescriptive Catalogue.
W F. Moutimeii, New BlooniUcld, l'a., Is
Agent for these Pumps.
CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manf'r,
6u6 Coniineree Street,
S lntf Philadelphia, Pa.
ORGANS I ORGANS I ORGANS 1
For the Tailor, fiundav School and Church. 5
Octaves ; 2 sets of Reeds throughout: 6 stops. Only
$126. The best Organ lu the world for the world
for the money. We can supply organs ranging In
price fi'oni Jt.o to fJOOO, and olter the most liberal
inducements to the trade. Teachers, Clergymen,
and others, who will act as agculs for the sale of
our instruments.
Tlie " Parlor Scin" Piano,
7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round
cornels, carved legs; the llnest low-priced Piano
manufactured. ully warranted.
Violin Ktring.
We Import direct from Italy, Germany and
Franco, tlie very choicest strings that are made,
mill can support the trwle it lowest market prices.
Humph) set of choice Violin or Guitar St rings mull
ed free for 81. Hand Instruments, Sheet Music,
Music Hooks, and Musical Merchandise of every
description.
WM. A. l'ONl) Ai CO.,
C47 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Branch Store, 39 Union Square. 3m
JNSUHE IN THE
MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
OF
NEW YORK.
F. B. Winston, President.
The oldest aud strongest Company in the United
States. Assets over lo,000,WX In cash.
S. M. S1IULER, Auent.
Liverpool, Ta.
S 44 13t.
Daily Express ami Freight Line
BETWEEN
BLOOMFIELD & NEWPORT!
rTWEsubscrlber-wlKhes to notify the citizens of
JL Hloouilleld and Newport that he is running a
Dally Line between these two places. and will haul
Frulghtof any kind, ur proiuplly deliver packages
or mcsfaf eseuli usted to Ills care.
.Ordersmiiy be left for him at the stores of
F. Mortimer & Co., New Ulooinlluld, or Mllllgau Hi
Musser, Newport. Pa. j. g, W1IITMOKK.
Bloomlleld, January 28, 1870.
Calling for Pepper. '
During the theatrical season of last year,
the drama of "The Long Strike" was pro
duced at ono of our theatres, and for tho
manipulation of the telegraph instrument,
which plays an important part in the most
important act of the play, Jim wasengagod.
His position was such that ho could see
the audience without being scon, and
when, upon taking his position, discover
ing in the auditorium a brother operator
from Memphis, by name Pepper who had
that day arrived in town he determined
to have a litllo sport on his own account.
Accordingly, when the timo came for tlve
sending of tho first dispatch, Jim loudly
sounded on his machino tho words, " How
are you, Pepper?"
Tho quick professional ear of Pepper
caught the words instantly, and wondering
who the douce it was," straightened up
and stared at tho stage as if he would havo
given two dollars and a half to know some
thing. " Popper, how's your mother?" came
from the instrument, and Pepper thorough
ly mystified, turned confidently to his fair
partner to express his utter astonishment
at the most singular circumstance.
As luck would have it, the auditorium
hold quite a delegation of telegraphers,
who by this time saw that Jim was up to
one of his trickR, and with one accord they
began to look about the theatre for "Pep
per." Jim saw the effect of his experiment,
and enjoyed himsolf hugely.
Popper hadn't got through telling his
girl all about it, when thoro came another
message.
" That won't do, old Pepper. I know
you well, and you hadn't hotter be fooling
that confiding creature with any soft non
sense." This roused the telegraph boys to the
very pitch of curiosity; and many of them
stood up, gazing longingly about' them as
if their only object in life was to discover
Popper.
Popper fult that they know him, and the
confusion which had boon gradually cov
ering his handsome features, grew into
mortification when he saw so many eyes
evidently leveled at him, and at last cul
minated in his withdrawing from the the
atre. But Jim was bound to give him a
parting Bhot; and as ho faded from view
he heard borne to his ears: " Good bv.
Pepper. Put your trust in Providence,
but keep your powder dry."
Those who appreciate the affair wore
much amused, and so, indeed, was tho vic
tim himself when on tho following day, he
learned who had so neatly captured him.
tST I saw a store to-day a shrub store
and thoro was a sign hanging out. "Ail
kinds of roots for sale." I wont in, and
says I, " Got all kinds of roots?"
Says ho, " Yes sir."
Says I, " Give mo ton cents worth of root
hog or dio."
If I hadn't been afraid ho was armed I
wouldn't have run as fast as I did.
tOB The enunciation of texts of sermons
somctimos occasions a quiet smilo from tho
hearer. We remember one occasion of this
sort when wo could not restrain our ris
iblcs. A small preacher, whoso head only
rose a little above the front of the pulpit,
once rose aud with a squeaking voice said,
"It is I. Be not afraid."
t3F" " I am a solf-mado man," said a na
tive of Stonington tho other day, to a New
York gentleman, with whom he had been
driving a sharp bargain. "Glad to hear
you say so," responded the Now Yorker,
who had been worsted in the bargain, "for
it relieves the Lord uf a great responsibil
ity." CUT" I met an old friend in Philadelphia
named Bartlett.
Bays I, " What's tho news?"
Says ho, " My wife had twins yesterday."
Says I, " You're raising Bartlett pairs,
aiu'tyou?"
C3T" A rural gentleman standing over a
register iu ono of our stores, says the Don
bury News, attracted goneral attention to
himself by obsorving to his wife: " Mariar,
I guess I'm going to havo a fever, I feci
such hot streaks a runiii' up my logs."
t7 A Scotchman asked an Irishman
why farthings wore coined in Engliuid.and
Pat's answer was : " To givo Scotchmon
an opportunity to subscribe for charitable
institutions."
tW" A king's fool who condemned to dio
was allowed chose tho form of death,
choso old ago. An Iowa girl being asked
tho samo question, remarked that if she
must die she preferred to be smothored
with kisses.
tSF "Now, Joliny Wells, can you toll
me whatsis meant by a miracle?" "Yes,
Teacher, mother says if you don't marry
tho new doputy shoriff, it will be a mir
acle." EjF A ir.ong all tho ratifications of so.
ciety, pious hack drivers aro scarcer than
plaid zebras, and plaid zebras are scarcer
than toad-stools witli cuue bottoms.