The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, November 26, 1872, Page 7, Image 7

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    Philadelphia Advertisements.
Thiladelphia AdTertiscments.
VHipsaV nuter r not a vile Fancy Drink,
tra.L- hi l'.inr Hum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits ami Kcfusa
Liquors, doctored, spiced, and twcelened to please Ilia
taste, c.lllrul ''Tonics,'' "Appetizers," "Restorers,"
c, that lead tlie lipjiTeron to drunkenness and ruin,
but are a true Medicine, made from th native roots
and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants.
They are the Great Hlood Purifier and a Life-giving
Principle, il Perfect Renovator and Invigcirator of the
System, carrying olT all pniinnnu matter and restoring
the biood to a healthy condition, enrichinp it, refreshing
nd invigorating both mind and body. They are cay
of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their
results, safe and reliable in all forms or disease.
No Person can Ink Mime Kilters accord
ing to directions, and remain . long unwell, provided
their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and the vital organs wasted bevond the point
of repair.
l)-pepsln. or Inillirrallon. Headache, Pain
in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, lus
tiness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Taste
in the Mouth, Hilious 'Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the l.uns, Pain in the regions of
the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and oue bottle will prove a belter guar
antee of its merits than n lengthy Advertisement.
For Femnle Couilniiti in young or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Hitlers display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soon percep
tible. .
For Inflnmmntory fitifl Chronic Itrtcu
matlsm and Omit, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, iiihous,
Remittent and Intermittent l evers l'iseael of the
blood, Liver, Kidneys and liladder, these Hitlers have
lieea most successful. Such Diseases are caused by
Vitiated Hlood, wlrclt is generally produced by derange
ment of Hie Digestive Organs.
Tlieyare uGtnlls Pnrcrnllvo na well a a
a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in ltilioue
Diseases.
For HUln Disease. Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Ulolches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, lloils, Car
buncles, King-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Kyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolnralinns of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the svstem in a
short time by the use of these Hitlers. One bottle in
such cases will convince the most incredulous of their
curative effects.
Icniiso l he VII luted Itlnoil whenever you
find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples,
Eruptions, or Sores ; cleanse it when you find it ob
structed and sluggish in the veins : cleanse it when it is
fuul i your feelings will lell you when. Keep the blood
pure, and the health of the system will follow.
Grateful thoiisniiils proclaim Vinegar Bit
tms the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained
the sinking system.
Pin, Tape, unit other Worms, lurking in
the system of so many thousands, are effectually de
stroyed and removed. Says a dislinguished physiol
ogist: There is scarcely an individual upon ihe face of the
earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms.
It is not uhiii the healthy elements of Ihe body that
worms exist, but uiwn the diseased humors and slimy
deposits that breed these living monsters of disease.
No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin
tics, will free the system from worms like these Bit
ters. Mechanical Diseases. Persons engaged in
Paints and Mineralst such as Plumbers, Type-setters,
Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will
be subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against
this take a dose of Walkkr's Viniga Bitters once
or twice a week, as l Preventive.
Illlloua, Item It tent, ami Intermittent
Fever, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our
great rivers throughout the United Stales, especially
those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten
nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, llraios,
Hio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan
oke, James, and many others, wilh their vast tributa
ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer
and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of
unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied
by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. There are always more or less
obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable stale
of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being
clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat
ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful Influence upon
these various organs, is essentially necessary. There is
no cathartic for Ihe purpose equal to Da. J. Walk en's
Vinkgar BlTTaas, as they will speedily remove the
dark-colored viscid mailer wilh which the bowels are
loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of
the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions
of the digestive organs.
Scrofula, or King's Kvll, White Swellings,
Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous
Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af
fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes,
etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis
eases, WAt.rae's Vinsgsr Bittsss have shown their
great curative powers in Ihe most obstinate and Intract
able cases.
Dr. Walker's California Vinegar Bit tera
act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying
he Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away
ihe ejects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits)
the affected parts receive health, and permanent cure
is effected. ,
The properties of Da. Wai.k's Viniga
Mittiis are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Carminative,
Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant.
Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious.
The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of
Dr. Walkrr's Vinkgar Bittkrs are the best safe
guard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers,
their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect
ihe humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties
ajlay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels,
either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc
Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout
the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid
neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their
Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre
tion of bile, and ita discharges through the biliary ducts,
and are superior to all remedial ageuts, for the cure ol
Bilious Fever, Fever snd Ague, etc.
Fortify the boily aajalnat dUeaee by puri
fying all ita fluids with Vihigar IIittsvs. No epi
demic csn take hold of a system thus forearmed. The
liver, the atomach, the bowels, the kidneys, and the
nervea are rendered disease-proof by this great 'invig
orant. Directions Take or the Bitlers on going to bed
at night from a half to one and one-half wine-glasafulL
Eat good nourishing food, such as beef steak, mutton
chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take
out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget
able ingredients, and contain no spirit.
J. WALKER, Prop'r. U. II McDOIVALDaV CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cel.,
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sis., New York.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
yEOiTADLE
PLANTS AJSli hkicxh:
GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.)
PEACH, APPLE, PEAR, FRUIT TREKS, o.,
Green Hon we Htot-lf , Aco.,
FOB THE SPRING OF 1872.
A largo variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable
stock ottered at fair price. Heeds and plants, by
mull.
circular" mailed, prepaid as follows!
No. 1. Vegetable Plants and heeds, Flower
Heeds, tie.
No. 2. flreen Itmpu), Bedding and Flowering
Plants, Ornamental Trees. Hlirubs, Hoses, kc.
No. 8. Urape Vines. Fruit Trees, Hmall Fruits
&o.,ie. , GEO. F. McKAULAND,
. , Riverside Nurseries,
6 18tf llurrlsbui g, ra.
riOflfi Al"'11''' wanted to sell the beautiful Photo
UjyjU graph Marrlair eertiliciiiw. nnd Photo,
graph family ItecunU. For terms wild stamp to
Ckidek ti Duo., Publishers, link, Pa. Sis 4 t.
A VL K! NDH OF .IOM JKINTI NO
A Neatly exeeuUd at tlx Bloomlleld Times
Blown Job Doles.
BAHCIIOFT & CO.,
' . luiporltis and Jobbers
v , Of Stsyle and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,'
Cassimeres, V. ',
' ' ; Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, Kortii Side,)
" v ' IMilIadclphla.
.i: AYIJIIM, & CO.,
' ' Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets, v "
Oil Cloths, ; '
Shades,
Brooms,
. V Carpot Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of ,
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th, '
Philadelphia, Ya.
Janunry 1, 1869.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Gluim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dkalkhb in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
no. 4, north fiftii street,. ,-
PHILADELPHIA.
82310
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 AKCH STREET, "
Philadelphia.
T The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a specialty. si
sj-
- Please send for a Circular.
48
, WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH.
O. Vf. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whltem&n.
Hickman, "Wain & Whltcmnn,'
deale;is ik "
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
. PHILADELPHIA, PA.
A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitob NA
VY, always on hand. 4 32 tf 10
John Sliaffncr, Jr. E. S. Zlegler. Theo. Rutne
SIIAFFXER, ZIEGLER&CO.,
Successors to
8HAFFNEH, ZIEGLEB ll CO.,
. , . . Importers and Dealers In
HoMlery,
i loves,
l Itlbbons, . . .
, Huspeuders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourt street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
LLOTD, SUPrLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
H. It. TATLOK,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street!,
Philadelphia Pa
II
OAR, McCONKEY & CO.,
Bucceasors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WflOLISALI
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
628 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
January 1, 1869.
John Lucas & Co.
Sole ana
T1IE OXLYWs
, MANTJFACTUEEK8 -
or tut
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
. - .. .. ; AND , . , i
PURE SWISS GREEN,
.. " Also, Pure .
, White Iscad and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
ltxtoiit 3rclioineH
119 MAKKET STKEET, NEAR FHONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. FULL STOCK
Ol' EVEirXTJUNO CONNECTED AVITH THE
1HJ81NESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VKIIT LOW PRICES.
A Good location for business, enables us to oiler
inducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
38tf
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
(successors to
V MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS.
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PArElt,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, FA.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Booksellers & Stationers,
And Dealers in
C URTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PIlllADELPIIIA, pa.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. AIho. Robert's History of
the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c.
ItLAXK SOOKN
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
A. L. Kaob
J. E. Fbetmirb.
KAUIl A 1 ItYIUH:,
Importers and Jobbihs or
Cllilia, Cr 1 (L H H
AND
QUEENSWAllE,
801 and SOS, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID Constantly on band. Original Assorted
Packages. 8. 0. 1; 10
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ramck
ATWOOD, KANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
Ann
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Flckled and Salt
FIS II ,
No. 210 North Wh&rvos, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
G
TO
r?. MORTIMER' Ci
l: OR BARGAIN D.
His Block will be found the most complete
in tne county, end consists or pp
hv noons
m.o'riii n
vnitorKHiKS
GKOt'KKIHH
CHOK VI ND1NGH
WOAlil.KUH HAUDWARK
OiTTlLLOWWAllKftj
W T1TA j Vi 1'Al'JfK
Wrmusimaall styles
iJpOO'rS Ai 81IOKS
AJTJATM tAI'H
O-Wj i n t K-r j mi i) a
W JOXIONS sfce.
0i j ri.oTii
VTAI 1.8 i HI'IKKS
ilriniJH! TOOJL.H AC '
Xi PAlN'l'H, OIJL8
ipAIHljilSAh PICK
XVthoN HTEKIi i
A1AHRIAOK HAHKWARR
I'JgN VILOrto A JLAlIt
GOODS OF EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
datF&hunt,
Great Western Carriage and
- '' ' ' Harness '- 1
1311, 1313,1318 & 1317 MARKET ST.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
, Falling anil Shifting top Bugles from ISO tuS-'OO.
(lermantown (Shlflins Seats) from JTl) to MM.
ltoekaways (leather Trliiuned) from (S0 lo ?IRn.
Dearborns, No Ton Huggles, Jagger ami Kusl
ness Wagons from ko to WHS.
Hlngle llamess from 115 to 875 per set. ,
Double Harness from (K5 to 89i ier set.
Blankets, Whips, Halters, Sheets, Afghnnnand
fverythlng appvi'taiiiing to the business at initial
ly low prices. Our nmtlo Is "Cheaper than Ihe
Cheapest." Give us a call before purchasing else
where. 33 0m
11. l'Oltl' BEALK,
' WIT1I
BARNES, URO. & HERRON,
,. Wholesale Dealers in
lints, Capn, IJ'ni'H,
AND '
H T It AW-GOODN,
No. 503 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Denlers ill
Illltf, OlipSi, IIll'H,
, AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. S.1), NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,)
6-18.01 PHILADELPHIA.
. F. KOIILEIl,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Straw - Goods
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps,
TRADE yS MARK.
Patented.
BLATCIIl.ET'S
Cucumber 7ood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable. ERIcient, and
t'HKAr I
Are already widely known and de.
servedly popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Pumps still more strongly to the
favor of the public anil tlio trade. Dealers sup
plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price Llst-
cuc, upon application .
TINGLEY'S TATENT
HORIZONTAL
i i: hi: am i im:i:zb:k,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
to the Art Send for a Descriptive Catalogue.
r F. Moktimek, New Bloomlleld, Pa., Is
AHCiik fur uiese i unips.
CHAS. O. lll.ATCni.EY, Manfr. '
600 Commerce Street,
613t( Philadelphia, Pa.
EVERY LADT SHOULD HAVE IT I
Peterson's Magazine I
ProMp octu m lbr 18751 !
THE CHEAPEST AND BEST !
PETERSON'S MAGAZINE has the best
Original Stories of any of the lady's books, the
best Colored Fashion Plates, the t0Bt Recipes,
the best Steel Engravings, &c, tc. Every
family ought to take it. It gives more for the
money than any in the world. It will contain,
next year, in its twelve numbers
One Thousand Pages Fourteen Splendid Btcel
Plates j Twelve Colored Berlin Pat
terns, Twelve Mammoth Colored
Fashions; Nine Hundred Wood
Cuts Twenty-Four Pages
of Music I
It will also give Five Original Copyright
Novelets, by Mrs. Ann 8. Slcpheus, Frank Lee
Benedict, and others of the best authors of
Amorica. Also, nearly a hundred shorter
stories, all original. Its superb
MAMMOTH COLORED FASHION PLATES
are ahead of all others. Theso platos are en
graved on steel, twice the nsual size.
TERMS (Always in Advance) $3.00 A TEAR.
Gkkat Reduction to Cllus.
9 Copies for $3.60 ; 8 for $4.50, with a copy
of the snperb mczsotlnt (20x16) "Christ Weep
ing Over Jerusalem" to the person getting up
the Club.
4 Copies for $6.50 j 6 for $9.00 j 10 for $14.00,
with an extra copy of the Magazine for the
year 1873, as a premium to the person getting
up the Club. '
8 Copies for $12.00 1 13 for $17.00, with both
an extra copy of the Magazine, and the premi
um mezzotlut, to the person getting up the
Club.
Address, post-paid,
CHARLES J. PETERSON,
806 Cheatnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
W Specimens sent gratis if written for.
Shawls end Dress Goods, A variety of
shawls suited for full wear, and tome new
st yles of Dies Goods, have just been re
ceived by F. Moktimeiu Call and tee Uiem.
m
j
nu no Sous it si-::
tris'-lf you want to l;uov whether a tree
is hollow o not, ax It.
tTho worst kind of education To bo
brought up by a policeman.
tSTTho Jioxt great turf event The rnco
between a nightmare nnd a clothes-horse.
S2TThcro nrn two things in this world
that are not safe to triilo with a woman's
opinions and the business end of a wasp. '
tSf'Wliat's the diiTcrenco between truth
and eggs ? " Truth crushed to earth will
lino again." Eggs won't.
tit- A iip;;io, on being examined, was
n.ihcd it' lii:i niablvr was a Christian "No,
sir ; bo's a member of Congress."
C3?A colored lady, boasting, the other
day of the progress made by her son in
arithmetic, oxultingly said, Ho is in tho
mortification tablo."
tSAu Irish paper says that: "In the
absonco of both editors, the publishers
havo succeeded in securing the services of
a gentleman to edit tho paper thiB wcek."
t3TCall a lady a "chicken," and ten
to one she will be angry with you. Tell
her she is "no chicken," and twenty to
one slio will be more angry still.
CSETSpinks never used to have any mind '
of bis own, but since ho has been married
his wifo has giving him so many pieces of
her's that he now has a very respectablo
mental endowment.
t"What;are you doing thero, you ras
cal?" "Merely taking cold, sir." "It
looks to me as if you wore stealing ice."
" Well yes perhaps it will boar that
construction."
C35TA tipsy follow, who mistook a globe
lamp with letters on it for tho queen of
night, exclaimed: "I will be blest if some
body huint stuck an advertisement on tho
moon." '
C3$ An eccentric old fellow, who lives
alongside of a graveyard, was asked if it
was not an unpleasant location. "No,"
said he, "I never jined place s in all my
life with a set of neighbors that minded
their business so stiddy as they do."
I say, don't you know who that
is?"
"No."
" Why, what a fool you are 1 it's the
celebrated Jones."
" What's he celebrated about, then ?"
"Well I'm blessed If I know."
t"Thj other Sunday tho following was
posted up in the lobby of the Cambridge
Washington county, N. Y., Presbyterian
Church: "Notice The person who stole
1 Songs of the Sanctuary' from seat No. 82
should improvo the opportunity of singing
Uiem here, as he will have no occasion to
sing them hereafter."
t3 A. minister onco told Wendell Philips
that if bis business in life was to save the
negroes he ought to go south where they
wore and do it. " That is worth thinking
of," replied Philips; and "what is your
business in life?" "To save men from
hell,'1 replied tho minister. "Then go
there and attend to your business," replied
Mr. Philips.
SfAn absent-minded man entered a
Troy shoo store the other day, and wanted
his boy measured for a pair of shoes.
" But where's the boy ?" said the dealer.
"Thunder!" said the man, "I've loft
the boy at home. I'll go and bring him,"
and oil ho started for bis houso six blocks
away.
C2TA poor Irishman, who was on his
death bed, and who did not seem recon
ciled to the long journey he was going to
take, was kindly consoled by a good-natured
friend with the common-place reflec
tion that we must all die onco.
" Why, my dear, now," answered the
sick man, " that is the very thing that vex
es me ; if I could die half-a-dozen times, I
should not mind it."
t2TAt a publio table the other day, two
" gentlemen got Into a vehement dispute
upon a subject of which they were profound
ly ignorant. A large dog, whose slumbers
on the hearth were disturbed by the alter
cation, rose up, and began to bark furious
ly, " Hold your tongue, you brute," said
an old gentleman, who had been quietly
sipping his wine, "you no more about it
than they do." The tablo was instantly in
a roar, and the brawlers were abashed.
Josh Billing on Fastidiousness. -
Fastidiousness iz merely the ignorance ov
propriety.
I hav saw people who bad rather die
and be buried than say Ml. They wouldn't
hesitate tew say malt eote. It the thoughts
are pure and the language iz chaste, it will '
do to tew say aimosi enuyuimg.
The young lady who, a fu years ago, re-
Lfused tew walk akrost a potato field, be-
kause the potatoes had eyes, ran away from
home, soon afterwards, with a jewelry
pedlar.
Fastidiousness, a general thing, iz a
holyday virtew, and 1 hav frequently no
tissed that thoze individuals who are alwua
afrade they shall cum akrost sumthing hlly
improper are generally looking for it.