Philadelphia Advertisements
Philadelphia Adyertiscmcnts.
HUMOROUS
' No Perion mm tak. thts Hltln nccord
tiiR to direction and remain long unwell, provided
their bones at not destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and, the vital organs wasted beyond the point
of repair.-- J
yspplA Or Iadlffevilou HeadachA, Vain
Id the Shoulder, Couflhs, Tiglitnetis of the Chest, Dti
linew, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
1 Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions
of ttie Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
re the offsprings of Dyspepsia, In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a Letter guar-.
- anteeof its merits than lengthy advertisement.
For Fein nl o Complaints, in vaunt; or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soon percep
tible. - ' '
For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheu-
matlim 'and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which Is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They re s Uentlo ft'urffattve as well aa
a Tonic possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases.
For Skin DWeatei, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-lUacL, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system iu a
Short time by the use of these Bitters
i Gr rueful Thousands proclaim Vinegar Bit
thus the most wonderful Iuvigoraut that ever sustaiued
the sinking system.
f WALKER, Prop'r. R. HrMcDONALD Sl CO.,
Iruggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, CaL,
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Su , New York
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
A FA MIL Y PAPER
Which Can bo trusted flnrl wlilnh U nlwnn full
of intorost, Is a necessity of the times.' Bucha
one is (he '
" Christian Union," ,
The Unsectarlan, Religions, Literary Family
newspaper, wnose tuuor is
: HKNRT WARD BEECHER.
It lias something for1 Every Momberofthd
Household, In matters of Religion, Morula,
Politics, Literature, Art, Science, Agriculture,
Poetry, News, Fiction for Yontig and Old,
Truth for Everybody i ;,,...
, MR. BEECIIEK'8 vigorous pen. In his Edi
torials and Star Papers, and Mr. Elllnwood's
famed verbatim reports of tho helpful' LEC
TURE ROOM TALKS, In Plymouth Church,
are great attractions. ' Mr. beecher Is assisted
by a largo and able editorial staff.
Attracttyiis For 1872.
GIVEN : AWAY ! .TWO CHARMING AND
POPULAR WORKS OF ART,
"Wia Awake nna Fast Asleep." : '
Two Exquisite FRENCH OIL CHROMOS,
the subjects of which aro Life-Size, and can
not full to please all who love art or children,
aro GIVEN AWAT to every subscriber for
1872, whether It be a New Subscription or a Re
newal I
The "New" York Evening' Mall"' says of
these Chromos Y '
"Wide Awake," and "Fust Asleep," are
two examples of the Cbromo Lithographic Art,
which have few rivals iu the market in attrac
tiveness." ....
A subscriber Writes tothe Publishers : "Tho
Chromos fiirsurpaBS In beuuty and style, any
thing that I expected. A neighbor of mine
bought the same Chromos In New York a few
months ago,, and paid ton dollars for them.
Plcuse accept my thanks for them."
.. o-:",'!!
ENLARGEMENT AND CHANGE OF FORM.
On the llrst of January the paper was en
larged, and will hereafter bo folded in Tweuty
four Large Quarto Pages, pasted at the back
and trimmed at tho edges, a decided advan
tage in convenience for reud:ng, possessed by
no other religious weekly published.
; : '.'-io- '
MRS. HARRIET BEECHER STOWE
during the year 187:2,
WILL WHITE EXCLUSIVELY
for the CHRISTIAN UNION (with tho excep
tion of. One 'Short story already engaged for
another puiueailou.
. THE TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION .
are as follows :
ONE YEAR ONLYi $3 00. , , . .:
This will entitle thi Subscriber to the paper
and the above pair of beautiful Oil Chromos,,
delivered at the publication olllce. If tho sub-'
scrlber will add Ten Cents for expenses of
wrapping, mailing, etc.: , ($3.10), the Chromos
will be walled, post-paid, iu the order of
names on the Subscription List) aud If tliesub
scrlber prefers to send still 25 cculs more ($3.20
altogether), the -copies so mailed will be
strongly mounted on card-board, sized and
varnished, all ready for framings This is the
method we reeomiucud as the most satisfac
tory and the oua ..which nearly all our sub
scribers order. .. ! ,,. .;!,
I-tCSend money by Postal Ordors, Drafts, or
Registered Letters. ' " 1
r" FIRST COME, 'FIRBT'BERVED.J
V8 Specimen Copies of tho " CHRISTIAN
UNION" mailed Fiikb of postage to any ad
dress on receipt of six cents by
J. U: FORI) A CO., Publishers,
U ', ....', 27 Park Place, New York.'.
-y liOJi'f ABLE ', i
l'LANTH "AND W2Kl)Ht
j1 l-'l'l I l"l ' ". H.'ll) I ' 'i.l1'
GRAPE VINES, ISO Varieties.)
PEACH, APPLE, PEAR, PR IjJIT, TREKS, $,,
rjre;n IIoiimo fttovlt, .tc
,,. roit the sntiN.a oriwx ; ','. ,
A lure variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable
stuck oflcrcd ul lull' prices, beeds and plants, by
mail.
Circulars mailed. prejniM follows; ' "
No. 1. Vegetable Plants Ond Heeds, Pluwor
Heeds, (to. ; ..i!.
No.. 2. (Jreen Hnusty JleddliiK and Flowering
Plants. Onittiucnlul Tres, tihrubs, Roses, t.
No. S. linine Vines. Jjrult Trees, Small J'ruits,
e.,ic. (1KO. PTMcKAlir.ANI).
. Klvorsldo Nurwrle..
C is-f Jlunlnburg, Pa.
A. B. Cunningham. 3. H. LeWart. 3. S.Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleim& Co.,
WUOLE8ALB tBA.LERg m' ' ',, ' ',
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
VCf. t, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
i'iiii,aii:liii i. x
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale firoccrs,
, AND V . k V
COMMISSION M EEC II ANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
i . Philadelphia.
W The sale ot Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
asiieciaiiy. ai
Please, send for a Circular.
48
WM. H. KENNEDY,
v WITH ,.. '
O. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain, A. L. miteman.
Hickman, Wain & Whltcmari,
- ' " '-A ', V'.
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,' ,'. N-,
PlIIIiAUELPniA, PA.
n- A full Stock ot the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 1 32 1( 1Q t v ' '. '
BARCROFT & CO.,
linporteis and Jobbers
.. Of Staple and Fancy . ... ...
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
. Cassiraeres, '
Blankets,
JLiaena, White GockIb, Hosiery, Ac., '
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
' ' (Above Fourth, North Side,) " ' !
,;n , . i I'lillndelphla. .
;it iyiiii.i. & co., , ,
.. ... Wholesale Dealers In ; .1;... (
Carpets,., . .'.'!''.,:,;...i;1-,M I,; '"
';V; on Cloths,',. V
......i shades, ,
,' Brooms,, ; ;:;
: carpet chain,
Batting,' Wadding,1" Twines.-'&c',
And a line assortment of ' ' '
Wood ninl Willow Ware,
'."'! No. 420. Market street, above 4th,
' ' ' riiiladelpliia, Pa. '
January 1, 18C9. . v t
John Shatlner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Tbeo. Rume
SHAFFNEIt, ZIEGLKR & CO,
Successors to ,
; J.' ;; SHAFFNEIt, ZIEOLER S CO.', r
i, ; Importers and Dealers in i ,
IIOMlery,'"- ' v i-'.. -'. ' .. r
. '' ' i .! V ItlbboiiK, ' ' '' . v i.
NiiNpciiderii,
.' rtiiiti'Jti s ', . b o m b s, "::
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS -'
. , ' , AND .' '
: , : fancy goods;
' No. 3, North Fourth Street, ,; '
' PHILADELPHIA, PA.'r
' Agents for Lancaster Combs.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE ' '" ' ' ' "
LI A It D WARE 1IOIJSE,
p. 625 Market Street,
Plilladelphla.
; H. II. TAlXOlt, y :
, WITn r ' V. V
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE .GROCERS
- ;l ... r AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Streett,
' ' Philadelphia l'a
II
OAR, MoCONKET & CO.,
successors to , . ...
WM. V. PAUL & CO.,
WUOLKS1LB ' -''
BOOT AND SHOE
' WAREHOUSE,
628 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia,' Pcnn'a . , ri , r
WHdLESAlE 'l ,
i
WRIGHT fk: SIDDALL,
Wholesale DrVggists,
-i '1- AND OKAlfellB IN '
' r - v " " t ' '
IPniteiitXoclieiiios
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
. Plilladelphla, lu.
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY.
AN1 AT VEUY LOW KICKS.
A Good location for tusness, enaftlcs us to oiler
inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. ' S8tf
DAVID D. ELDER & CO., .
. Successors to J" '
MILLER & ELDER, ,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS ' V ,
AND . .
WALL PAPER,
' Nd. 430 Market Street, '
8V-
rillLADELl'HIA, PA.
John Lucas & . Co.,
Sole dna v
, . TUB ONLY
. . v ' ! ....
MAlITB'inTITl.-l(9
IMPERIAL' FRENCH,
P, ORE SWISS GREEN,
; ' Also, Pure ; ;
White .I.iead' and Color
! : " l' MANUFACTURERS, ' , ' '
Mos, 141 and 149 North Fourth St., , ; , i
- . - ... j ..J
Philadelphia.
V ff S0tfER,vP0TT3 & C0.$
!" .... .- - H . j
Rooksellers Nl at loners,
,-Aud Deal'rs3H' 5
C URTA1N"
' "4 M I I I i s,JT If u u k
.,-r J I' j l WALLPAiJiIlS,
f; ... i f: i ' 1 f. ' n ii M i vil 1 ,
(3 "M5S.S30 Market and 623 Mlnbf Street' g
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Banders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also .'Robert's Ilhttorv of
iuo uuiieuoiuieH, jveuou-tt untune ojaps, etc. .i ,
Jh-il LM It, JI O O K H .
Alway on IiaudJ and made to Order. Sit
A. i... Kaub ; yj "', '' ' 3. E. Fkbtmiri,
'A-
i 4? yiil ! ni! , .1,. ji; . I ' '
' . Importers ako Jobbikb o
.... . . . . i ..,. ,t.
... ..t-1 : ..V ;: '
O. ll i 11 IV , : Gr 1 It H H
) ' -' ' 1 i ' I '"' 'U '.' ! ' .ni:i ' '
'. - ' - '-; 'X N'D ,': ; ' ' j;;;.;
QUEENS WA11E,
301 and 303t Cherry St., between Arcb A Race,
:;. '..'rnAPELmiA. ' " 1
VlT Constantly oo- band. .Original Assorted
Packages. .. ' ' 'i 18. . ly 10
W. A. ATVfOOD. '
Isaac W. Rancs
. ATVOOD, BAyCK & CO., .
Commission '' IttercliantM, '
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
'ts'.n
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Strecl,
, ... . v turlADELPniA, PA.
. JJ Oil BAUGAlNk5
Ilia Btouk will lie fount the nionfc: complete
iu 'the 'county, ; And 'consists of
DHY fl(OTH V '
pl.OTHINO .P-'fi' "'
VriKOCKltlKH , . ,. ,
UQIIOK FINlINOi 1 " '
OqaIJI.EUS llAHDWARK
Otti I,I,ovy WAK1C Ale
VVp 111(811 KH all styles
.; i , AJROOT te SlIOEH ,
JOlJATM fe C'Al'H
ATI. CI-OTII
VTAII.MteKITKKH
Al rpLKJK TOULb C
Ju pAlNTH, OIIX ij i.,, r
ipAISINS&HI'ICK ,i
il,,,,tTIUi Ai, HTKICf.
'"u'' InAMUAIlK flAlinWARE '
,'! I.' l I I I . ; ..
. OOPS, OFtEVEBTf &TT(IX
" " , pHEAP. FOR.CASH, '
' VALL AND SEE. ,
riiiiaflelphla AdTertisements
D. POUT DEALE,
... . , WITH ,. , , .
, BARNES, BItO. & IIERR0N,' 1
. . i Wholesale t Dealers' lh ' '," ' ":
IlatH, Cups, Xiirs
; . , ,.
AND
H T II v w - o o o r s ,
No. 603 MARKET STREET, ',
l"y PHILADELPHIA.
C. E. JORDAN. j. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
'Wholesale Dealers In
IltxtH, Cupw, Inrs,
'. , ':'' : AND , . ,' ' ' ..'V,';
ST11AW GOODS,
NO. 8:;, NORTH TLTIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,) . i
0.18 el PHILADELPHIA.
W. F. liOlII.l.U,
JOBBER IN ' ;
Hats, Caps, Eur s,
,' 'AND
f?4 1 1 IV AV - 3 O O 1 ,
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
: TRADE (' TO MARK.
' ' Patented.
BLATCIII.ET'9 .
'.Cucumber .'Wood Pumps,
Tasteless; t)uralile. ''Efficient,' and
jAVb alrcaily widely known and de-
I , , INI IVU lVfUl...
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend theso Pumps stlll.'moro strongly to the
favor of the uuhllc aixf tbe.vade. . Dealers
lilted with full descrlutivo Catalogues friuo List-
Oic., upon apimcuuun. .
, ' TIXGLEY'S PATENT
v .. i. HORIZONTAL I
IC13 CUEAM I It I.I.ZIOIt,
RAVES ICfE, SAVES, TIME, ' SAVES LABOR,
And produces the tjnest quality ot Cream known
to ui Alb . aenu tor a Descriptive ualalouue.
1 "! CIIAS. Q. BLATCIHLRY, MnnPr,
' '" , ' 506 Comineree Htreet,
, 613tf ; ,' ' . - i Philadelphia, Pa.
-r-
n a TcinT'ct ,ii ,
J njXO JM O This Is riot the lowest priced,
RlTPT TAP' D"' belni! much the best Is In
O X Hiljljiin, tie eml 1)y flv , ie cheapest.
" 0 T Ti ; " 10 to iye "atrial,
uuu yuu win uso lie oilier.
rptlE alaTmlnjflnci-eaiie In the number of frlelit-
jl. iiii HiH'icii'iuM, rpsuuing in lerrinie aeatns
and the destruction of valuable nrmwrlv. raiiseil
by the Initlscriinlunte useot oils, known under the
Maine of petroleum, prompts us to -call your
clal attention to an artiule which will, wherever
l'Kl, remove the C'AUbK of such accidents.-
weMiudto,
Cqr son's siclldr Oil
;!:.., ...ui , F0U . . . . .
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this Oil has for several years
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the public, us a substitute for the daiiKorons
compounds whloh ar seat brniulcast over the
country, an oil that Is SAFE and 1IKILLI ANT,
and entirely reliable. After a lone; series of laliu.
rlous and costly exiierlnients. lie has succeeded In
provldinu, aurf now otfers to the public, such a
sulwtlliHe In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It
should be used by every family, ,
1ST, Because it is safe beyond a question, The
primary purpose in tlie preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to. make It PERFECTLY SAFE,
thuslnsurliiK the lives and property of those who
. use it. ., - , , , ,, , . , .
2Di Bocaueitlstho most BRILLIANT liquid II
umlnator nowknown.
31), Because It Is mofe economical, In the long
run, than any ot the dangerous oils and Uulds
now In too common use. . r. ,1 H , ti . ,'-. i
J J . t ' i
4Tlt Bcaiise lt s intensely; fiRILLI,ANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least exiiendlture to tlie consuni.
er. Its present etundard of SAFETY' AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for
upoit tills the propritor.depeuds' far sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration of tills with the ex-
Iiloslve compounds now known under the name of
eroscne, io., c., It Is nut up for family use In
Five Liallun cans, each can being sealed, and
stamped with the trade-mark of the proprietor) It
cannot be tampered, with between the manufac
turer mid consumer. None is geuulue without the
TKADK-MAUK. ' '
ST K I. LA It OIL Is sold only by weight, each can
containing live gallons of six and a half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ii in. It Is the duly and Interimt o( all ili-uli-r and
coiisumnrs of llluniliiutliigoil to use the STELLA It
Ol L oui, because it uMius is known to be sate and
reliablu. . , .',,.'..:' .. ., .
All orders should be addressed to
jAiiuisar, a co.,
.-.. WHOLESALE A&ENTS,
136 South Front Street, '
riilluduliihla.
"TO BOOK AGENTS."
M A RK TlVAtN's'lJEWBOOK,
,, ,R 0,U CHINC IT,' :
Is ready or Canvaiisor!!. It Is couaianlon vol
uine tu ,li1mx(enl Abroad," ofJTiich oo,000
copies have been Sold, iv.n't waNtti')ne onbiMiks
one wauls, buHiike one people wljrMop you In the
streets to subscribe for. "There Is a lime to
laugh," and all who rend this book will see clearly
thai time has come. Apply at once for territory
ir lrciurm ; ..Address . .. . , (
DVFFIELD A81IMEAD, Publisher,
711 Sans ui Street, Pbllade phia.,
3 ';.
i. .
1 "
. u How Joe Lot liis Bet.
An old fellow namod Joe Poolo, very eo
conti io and an incorrigible Btulterer, was ft
constant ; lounger on at tho tavoi n in Wa
terford, Me. .i; iim.-t nl V ,'- . 1
.1 .One day a traveler fnora i a distant' part
bf tbe State, arrived at the tavern: and
was mot by, an old acquivintance,' resU
delit of the towih Aftor s6rao conversa
tion on diffoiont topics, the traveler was
addressed as followHj i, :. i .' ,
i. ," J)y tho way, : Brown, look out for old
Joe Poolo to-night. , You will know hint
quick enough' by his stuttering. Ho will
be' sure to come, around, and oiler to bet
that you've not got a. whole shirt to your
back. If you take him tip; you will surely
lose by, , a trick lie's got, , lie invariably
lays this wager and nlways wins.''1 n-
"Very woll," Raid tho traveler, "I will
not let him get nhond of mo. Much oblig
ed for the caution." ... : ..... ; ;
The evening, and a large crowd was col
lected in tho bar room.' ! Our friends were
thore, Bnd old , Joo Poole was present and
in his element. ... ,, . ' ,
." I tell you wb-what. i You are nicely
dressed, ; but I'll bot you ton dollars, you
havn't got a wh-wholo shirt to your back.
," I 11 tnke Oie bet" aid the stranger.
, " Put the money in tho landlord's hands."
This boing done, the traveler pulled off
his coat and was about following suit with
his vest when old Joe cried out -,
, " Ho, ho-hold on, You've lost ! Ila-half
your shirt is fr-frout, and the other half is
on your ba-back 1"
There was a roar of laughter, but the
nowcomor did not mind it but pulled off
his vest too, and quietly turning his back
to Joe displayed to his astonished gaze a
shirt neatly folded and placed underneath
his suspenders. '
Of oourso tho laugh was turned upon
Poolo, who acknowledged that ho had lost
the wager, lie never offered to bet again.
A Lawyer's Advice.
An Iiishman by tho name of Tom Mur
phy once borrowed a sum of ' money from
One of his neighbors, which he promised to
pay upon a certain time. But month af
ter month passed by and no signs of the
agreement being kept, his creditor at last
warned iiira that unless he paid upon a
certain day he should sue him for it and
recover bylaw. This rather frightened
Tom, and not ' being able to raise the mon
ey, went to a lawyer to get advice on the
matter. Aftor hearing Tom's story through
to the end, he Asked him :
-. " lias your neighbor got any writing to
show that you owe hirh'this fifty dollars?"
"Divil a word," replied Tom quickly.
Well, then, if you haven't tho money
you can tako your own time ; at all events
he cannot collect it by law." '"
"Thank ycr honor, much obliged," said
Tom, rising and going to the door. ,
" Hold on, my friend,," said the lawyer.
; " Fot,for ?" asked Tom in astonishment.
" You owe mo two dollars."
"Fot for?", ' . . ' " , ,
" Why, for my advico to bo sure. Do
you suppose I can live by charging noth?
ing, do you?" ,
Tom scratched his head a moment in
evident perplexity, for he had no money.,
At last a bright idea seemed to strike him.
"An' have yoes any paper writin' ter,
show that I owes yoes two dollars ! he ask-
ed, with a twinkle in his eye.
"Why, no, of course not j but what does
that signify?" ' ' ,''
' " Thin I'll jist be after takin' your own
advice, an' pay neither you nor my neigh
bor 1" saying which ho loft the ofllco Bnd
its occupant to meditate on a lawyer tak
ing his own advico, and a doctor taking
his own medicine. '
t'Iu a jolly company each one was to
ask a question, if it was answered, ho paid
a forfeit. ; or if he could not auswer it him
self he paid a forfeit. Tat's question was,,
" How lllA lit.l.ln n.rniin1 amiirol .li.ra l.ia
. v . 'o
holo without showing any dirt about the
cntranco ?" , Whon they all gavo it up Pat
said, " Sure, do you see. he bcirins at Mm
other end of the hole.',' One of the rest
exclaimed, " But how does bo get thero ?"
" Ah," said Pat, "that's your ouostion
can you answer it yourself ?"
E2TA lawyer and a parson wore talking
which way the wind was., The formor
said: Wo go by the court house vane."
"And wo," replied the parson, "go bythe
church vano." ,," Well," said the lawyer,
"in the mattor of wind, that la the best
authority," and the parson went to cogi
tating. '.,',,..,.
' t""Shut your eyes and listen mit me,"
said Uncle Ileydo. " Vel do first night I
opens , storo I counts my monies an llnus
him nix right I counts and dore be tree
dollars gone ; and vat does yer tink I does
den?" "I can't say." " Vy I don't count
him any more, and ho comes joost right
ever since." .". . , .
tlTA vountr mun out in aoamii or Li
father's lost pig, near Bcranton, .Penn
sylvania, accosted an Irishman along the
road with. "Have 'VOU Seen a atrnvnio
around here?" "Faith," said Pat " an'
now would I know a stray pic from any
other?"
Jsuawr 1.
June 4,1871