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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
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mm
. Bio Person ea tak these Hftttr accord
Ing to direction, nd remain long unwell provided
their bottei are not destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and Uw vital organs wasted beyond tlit point
of repair.
Dyspcpat or Indlffeitlon Headache, Vain
in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, JDia
tiness. Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Month, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation trf the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions
, of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a tetter guar
an tee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
For Femals Complaints), in younj or old,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that marked improvement is toon percep
tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic linen
mutism and Gout, liilious, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases uf the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
and bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which it generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs.
They are a Uentle Purgative aa well ai
a Tonle, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases,
For Skin DUeases, Eruptions. Tetter, Salt
Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humor
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried ont of the system in a
short time by the use of these Bitters
Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinkga Bit
tbrs the most wonderful lnvigorant that ever sustained
the sinking system.
J WALKER, Prop'r. B. H. Uf cDONALD V CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cel.,
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts , New York,
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS
A FAMILY PAPER
Which can be trusted and which Is always full
of Interest, 1b a necessity of the times. Such a
one Is the
" Christian Union,"
TheUnsectarlnn, Religions, Literary Family
Newspaper, whose Editor Is
HENKT WARD BEECHER. '
It has something for Every Member of the
Household, in matters of Religion, Morals,
Politics, Literature, Art, Science, Agriculture,
Poetry, News, Fiction for Young and Old,
Truth for Everybody.
MR. BEEOHER'S vigorous pen, in his Edi
torials and Star Papers, and Mr. Elllnwood's
fnmed verbatim reports of the helpful LEC
TURE ROOM TALKS in Plymouth Church,
are great attractions. Mr. Beechcr Is assisted
by a large and able editorial staff.
Attractions For 1872.
GIVES AWAY! TWO CHARMING AND
POPULAR WORKS OF ART,
"Wirto Awake ami Fast Asleep."
Two Exqulslto FRENCH OIL CHROMOS,
the subjects of which are Life-Size, and can
not fail to please all who love art or children,
ore GIVEN AWAY to every subscriber for
1872, whether It be a New Subscription or a Re
newal I
The "New York Evening Mall" says of
these Chromos :
"Wide Awake," and "Fast Asleep," are
two examples of the Chromo Lithographic Art,
which have few rivals In the market in attrac.
tiveness." . , .,
A subscriber writes to the Publishers i "The
Chromos far surpass In beauty and -style, any
thing that I exported. A neighbor of mine
bought the same Chromos In Now York a few
months ago, and paid ten dollars for them.
Please accept my thanks for them."
ENLARGEMENT AND CHANGE OF FORM.
On the first of January the paper was en
larged, and will hereafter be folded in Twenty
four Large Quarto Pages, pasted at the back
and trimmed at the edges, a decided advan
tage in convenience for read;ng, possessed by
no otuer religious weekly puoiisueu.
MR8. HARRIET BEECHER 8T0WE '
during the year 187a,-i '
WILL WRITE EXCLUSIVELY
for the CHRISTIAN UNION (with the excep
tlon of One short story already engaged for
another publication.) ,
THE TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION
are as follows i
ONE YEAR ONLY f3 00.
This will entitle the subscriber to the paper
and the above pair of beautiful OH Chromos,
delivered at the publication olllce. If the sub
scriber will add Ten Cents for expenses of
wrapping, mailing, etc. ($8.10), the Chromos
will be mulled, post-paid, in the order of
names on the Subscription 1.1st 1 and if the sub
scriber prefers to send stD125 cents more ($3.20
altogether), the copies . so mailed will be
strongly mounted on card-board, sized and
varnished, all ready for framing. This Is the
method we recommend as the most satisfac
tory and the one which nearly all our sub
scribers order. , ;
l-if Bend money by Postal Orders, Drafts, or
Registered Letters. ;
r FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.a
RT Specimen Copies of the " CHRISTIAN
UNION" mailed Fkep of postage to any ad
dress oo receipt of six cents by
J, B. FORD & CO., Publishers,
24, , 27 Park Place, New York.
-y EUKIABLK
PLjVTVTB A.TST) SEEKS!
" GRAPE VINES, (80 Varieties.)' ' '
PEACH, APPLE, FEAR, FRUIT TREES, &c,
CSreen House Htoclc, Aco.,
FOR THE SPRING OF 1872.
A large variety of ehnloe and Perfectly Reliable
stock oflered at lulr prices. Seeds and plants, by
Circulars mailed, prepaid as follows:
No. 1. Vegetable . plants and Seeds, Flower
Semis. (So. .
No. I Green Home, Bedding and Flowering
Flnnts, Ornamental Trees, Shrubs, Roses, &o.
No. 3. Uiape Vines, Fruit Trees. Smalt Fruits,
c, S-e. GEO. F. McKAKLANI),
Riverside Nurseries,
ml j .. Jlarrisburg, Pa.
A. B. Cunningham. 3. H. Lowars. 3. B.Glelm.
Cunningham, Oleim & Co.,
Wholisalb Dialers is
Tobacco, Sogars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH BTKEET,
rilll, A DFJLril I A.
82310
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AMD
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,,
Philadelphia.
W The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a sjieclalty. 81
if Please send for a Circular. 48
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whlteman.
Hickman, Wain & Whiteman,
SEALERS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No, 222 MARKET STREET, .
PHILADELPHIA, PA,
y A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitob NA
vy, always on hand. 4 32 tl 10
BARCKOFT & CO.,
Iinyorteiv mid Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GQODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres, ,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
cmArmi,i, & co.,
Wholesale Dealers tn ' ''
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding; Twines, &c,
And a nne assortment ot '
Wood and Willow Ware,
No, 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Ta.
January 1, 1869.
: 'i
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John Shalfner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Tlieo. Rum
SIIAFFXER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Healers in
HoNlery,
GIoveM,
, 1 .IMbboiiN,
ftuNpeiiders,
t
THREADS, COMBS,
i f and every variety of '
TRIMMINGS
AND
, V ; FANCY GOODS,'
No. S, North Fourth Street, "
PHILADELPHIA, PA
.. Agents for Lancaster Combs,
LLOrD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
H. B. TAYLOR,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND . - '
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner ol 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
II
OAR, MoCONKET 4 CO.,
successors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
. WHOLISAX1
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
633 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE . . ,
V GROCERS
T.nMM I 1 KMC
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
X'lilont .3Xcd.iciics
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. FULL STOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VERY LOW THICKS.
A Good location for business, enables us to ofTer
Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. 8 8tf
D
AVID D. ELDER fe CO.,
successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
81 PIULADELPHIA, PA.
John Lucas &. Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pur
White Lead and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
; I SOWER, .rOTTS & CO., , :
'4 I
Booksellers . & Stal loners,
And Dealers In
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
i :'
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,,
r; l PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetic. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, eltou'B Outline Maps, to. 1
BLA9TK UOOKN
Always on hand, and inado to Order. 31t
A. L. Kjlvb J. E. Fkktmisb.
. . . ; . j
KAUII & FIlYiaillE!,
Importers ahd Jobbers of
O h i n n , O 1 ti h h
AND
QUEENS WA11E,
801 and 808, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
, PHILADELPHIA.
ITT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
fackages. 8. V. 17 1U
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ramck
ATWOOD, RANCH & CO.,
Coinmlsslou merchants,
AMD
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
. IT I H II , .
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
G
TO
1
Oil JtAKUALNO.
Ills Stock will be found the moot complete
in the county, ana consists of
D
UY ()(M)PS
m. in 1 i
GKOCKHIES
DUUK FINDINGS
OOADI.KItK IIAIinWAKH
OlljlliL()WWAllK
"WALL 1'Al'Flt
W TjlttlHIIKH all styl
les
JDpMTH At H11(KH
AJTTA'J'f
JlJA'J'S ae t'Al'S
Al W J I IT K-U OOl S
JJOTlONIj tto.
Oil, CI-OTIf
KTAI I.M iv MPIKKS
JMvMMJK TOOLS AC"
JlJ pAIN'J'M. OI 1.8
rpAIlN8feBlIf-K
AVTHON te HTEKT.
ApAKHIAOE HAUDWARB
VEJL,01'i.b At I'Al'Eli
GOODS OP EVEUY STYLE
pHEAP FOR CASH,
VJALL and see.
. POUT BEALE,
WITH . , . .
BARNES, BRO. & HERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In , . 1
IIiitH, Cnps, Xnrs,
AND . .
8TK A W G O O I S ,
No. 603 MARKET STREET,
SlOly PHILADELPHIA.
C. K. JORDAN. . J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Hats, Cnps,
' AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. 85, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(Between Market and Arch Streets,) '
618 el PHILADELPHIA.
W. F KOIII,F,Il,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Straw - Gr o o d
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8lyl0 - PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps.
TRADE fWj MARK.
Patented.
BLATCIIIiEr'8
Cucumbor Wood Pumps,
Tasteless, Durable, Edlclent, and
Are already wlileiy known and de
servedly popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend these Pumps stlll'more strongly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup.
piled with full descriptive Catalogues, l'liee List.
&c., upon application . ,
TINGLET'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL ,,
SAVES ICE, : SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the finest quality of Cream known
10 me Arc wnu lor a uescripiivecitiuiogue.
, CUAS. G. BLATCHLEY, Manf'r,
600 Coinmurce Htreet,
613tf : Philadelphia, Pa.
CARSON'S Tills Is not the lowest orlced
QTFT TAP' l,ut hclnt? inucli the best U in
0 1 IhlJXJJXa, the end by far the cheaiwst.
f)T Do not fall to clvo It a trial,
, w aim yuti win use iiu obuer.
THK alarming Increase In the number of frlptht
fill accidents, resulting In terrible deaths
and the rieHtructlon of valuable property, caused
by the Indiscriminate-inwof oils, Known under the
name of iietroleum. prompts us to call your siw
clal attention to an article which will, wherever
rsKO, remove the CAUSE of such accidents.
weaiiuile to
Carson' s Stellar Oil
FOR ' . ' '
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this OH has for several years
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous
comiMiuiuls which are sent broadcast over the
country, an oil tluit. Is SAKE and BRILLIANT,
and entirely reliable. After a lung series of labo
rious and costly exiieriments, he lias succeeded in
providing, and now otters to the public, such a
substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It
should be used by every family,
1ST, Because It Is sure beyond a Question. The
primary purpose In thepreparatfuof STELLAR
OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives and property ot those who
use It.
2D, Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid II-
umlnator nowknown.
3D, Because It Is more economical, In the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now In too common use.
4TII, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least exjiendlture to the consum
er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex-
Iiloslve com ikiiiikI now known under the name of
erosene, &c, tie., It Is put up fur family use In
Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, aud
stamied with the trade-mark of the proprietor; it
cannot lie tainwied with between the manufac
turer anil coiiKiuuer, None Is genuine without the
TRADK-MAKK.
HI Kl. I. Alt OIL Is sold only by weight, each can
containing five gallons of six nnd a half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure. It Is the duty and Interest ot all dealers and
consumers uf illuminating oil to use the STELLAR
(Ml. only, because it uium Is kuown to he safe and
reliable.
3. All orders should be addressed to
jauii:x & co.,
WHOLESALE A&ENTS, .
136 South Front Street,
1 Sly
t I'lilludelpiila.
, r h ' ' -
TO BOOK AGENTS."
MARK TWAIN'S NEW BOOK,
"ROUCHINC IT,"
Is ready tor Canvassers. It Is a companion vol
ume to "Innocents Abroad," of which 100,000
copies have lieen sold. Don't waste time on books
one wants, but take one people will stop you III the
streets 10 subscribe lor. "There is a time to
laugh." and all who read this book will see clearly
that time has come. Apply at once for territory
or circulars. Address
DUFFIELD ASHMEAD, Publisher,
711 Saniom Street, Philadelphia.
PI
I
June 4,172.
Hnd 110 Change.
While ridioir in the cara in Ohio, soma
day since, I sat beside a fellow who looked
weather beaten, as thouch ho had sat out:
on a water taelon, for a eouple of weeka.
I Said to him, 1: ,, '
" What'a your name?", 1 . , .
Said he, "Adolphua.V
Saya I, ' Your mother's name ?"
: Says ho, "Mary." ..I v 1 -Vi. t .
I looked amazed, and says : I. " Marv.'
Mary ? can it be possible that tou are the
lamb?" 1. ! j. 1 ,. ,. , ..: : ..; ,.t
Says ho, "The what?" .
" The lamb that Mary had." '
He revealed the fact that lie was not th
lamb, and he further observed that " It ia
all fired hot." -
Says I, " Did you ever visit a tropical
clime?" ,:
' Says he,' A what ?"
Says I, "A hot clime.".
Says he, " Jimminy orix, stranger, I've
plowed up a side hill Fourth of July when
the sun set my straw hat on fire and if that
ain't a hot climb why I hain't been to one
yet." : 1 : . .. ,
Before I had time to reply, the conduc
tor came along and shouted " tickets."
' Greeny " I've got none." '
Conductor "Money then." 1 '
' Greeny" I hain't any."
Conductor " Got a pass ?"
Greeny" No, hain't got a pass."
Conductor" Thunder and spikes, you
don't expect to travel on the cars for noth
ing, do you?"
Greeny" You advertise to take a feller
for nothing anyhow."
Conductor " IIow so)?" '
Greeny" Down there in your orflce in
Cincinnati you've got a big sign stuck up
in store writing, it says 'Thro' to Now
York without change, and nary a cent of
change have I got."
The conductor dropped his anchor and
sot the fellow ashore right by a big white
post with some black letters on it, which
read C, 80 miles.
tWNear Goodrich's landing, La., their
lived, some years ago, two brothers,' Pete
and Jake Weir. They were tile ugliest
looking specimens of humanity that ever
trod earth ; their hands and feet were
of monstrous size, of which John Mulligan
the minstrel might say: " I'll fro 'era all
over ye !" One day a flatboat having lan
ded from down the rivor, Pete, who was
not quite as ugly as his brother, went down
to purchase a barrel of flour. On seeing
him the captain could not suppress a burst
of laughtor. On recovering he said to Pete :
" By Jove t you're the ugliest looking man
I ever saw. If you can bring me a more
hideons specimen of manhood than you are
you may have the flour for nothing."
' With a grin of satisfaction Pote turned
on his heel, muttering "Jake't the man!"
The . captain was almost; dumbfounded
to see him return soon after with a much
worse looking oddity.,. Ho was shocked at
the sight of such a repulsive couple but his
tongue soon loosened, and Pote and Jake
bad hardly got within hearing distance
when he roared out)
" You needn't come on board at all, I'll
have the flour rolled out on the Levoe."
E3F"A Parisian millionaire once wrote to
the celebrated coniio author, Scribe:
" Honored Sir I wish very much to ally my
name with yours in the creation of a dra
matic work. Will you be so kind as to
write a comedy of which I shall compose one
or two lines, so that I may bo mentioned
in the titter I will bear the entire pecu
niary expense, so that I may divide the
glory." Scribe, who was vain to conceit,
replied: "Sir I regret that I cannot com
ply with your modost request. It is not in
accordance with my Ideas of religion or
propriety that a horse and an ass Bhould be
yoked together." To which the million
aire quickly responded: "Sir I have re
ceived your impertinent letter. IIow dare
you call me a horse !"
HTAn Irishman went into a Chicago
store and says he:
. "Did you put in the paper you wanted a
man, sur?"
"Yes," said the storekeeper, "and I
distinctly stated all applications must be
nindo by mail." '
" An' faith, an' it's myself that't a male,
sure," said Pat
13TA Little girl went into a drug store
the other day and said to the proprietor in
a half whisper:
" If a little girl hasn't any money, how
much chewing-gum do you give her for
nothing?" , , , ,
tSPA paiuter being asked tp estimate
the cost of painting a certain house, drew
forth a pencil and paper, and made the
following calculation: "A . naught is a
naught; fives into three you can't. I'll
paint your house for fifty dollars."
"Ye are the children of the devil," waa
the text of a minister recently in the morn
ing, aud in the afternoon he said, '.' children
obey your parents."