The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, June 11, 1872, Page 7, Image 7

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DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Has been tested by the pnbllo
T . FOB TEN YEARa '
Ir. Crook's Wine of Tar
Renovates and
Invigorates the entire system.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Is the very remedy for the Weak
and Debilitated.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Rapidly restores exhausted
Strength !
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Kestores the Appetite and
Strengthens the Stomach,
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Causes the food to digest, removing
Dyspepsia and Indigestion
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Gives tone and energy to
Debilitated Constitutions.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
All recovering from any Illness
win And nils the
best Tomio they can take.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Is an effective
Regulator of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Cures Jaundice,
or any Liver Complaint.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Hakes Delicate Females, who are never feeling
wen, Dirong ana iicauny.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
ilas restored many Persons
who have been
unable to work for years.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Should be taken if your Stomach
is out ot Urdoi'.
Dr. Crook' Wine of Tar
Will prevent Mulurious Fevers,
and braces up the System
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Possesses Vegetable Ingredients
which make it the
boat Tunic in the market.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has proved itself
in thousands of cases
capable of curing all diseases of the
Throat and Lung.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Cures all Chronic Coughs,
and Coughs and Colds,
more eftbctually than any
" other remedy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Eas Cured cases of Consumption projwmuccd
Incurable by physicians.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR (
Has cured to many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
that It has been pronounced a specific
for these complaints.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Removes Fain In Breast, 81de or Back.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for diseases of the
Urinary Organs.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Gravel and Kidney Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be taken for all
Throat and Lung Ailments. . ,
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be kept in every house, and its life-
giving Tonio pioperties tried by all.
Dr. CROOK'S Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
Cures any disease or
eruption ou tue tsitin.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Rheumatism and
Pains In Limbs, Bones, Ac.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT.
Builds up Constitutions
broken down from
Mineral or Mercurial Poisons.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Qures all Mercurial Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OP POKE ROOT
Should be taken by all
- requiring a remedy
, to maks pure blood.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Bcald Head,
Baitnueuiu tug icivcr.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Unit standby
Diseases of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Removes Syphilis
or the diseases It eutsll
raotteffcctuslly and speedily
than any and ali attar raaieiHcsooinakrad.
961y
Philadelphia Advertisements.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glolm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholebalb Dbalbrs im
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
niHsMIMXriBIA.
82310
PATTERSON & NF.WLIN,
Wholesale CHroecrs,
... i 1 ' i, AND
CO M M IS 8 I O X M E R 0 II A N T S
No. 120 AltCIl STREET.
1'hiladelphia,
-The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
asneciniiy. 31
Please send for a Circular.
48
WM. H. KENNEDY,
i WITH
G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. I.. Wlilteman.
Hickman, Wain & Whitemnn,
DEALERS IH
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
No. 222 MAItKET STREET,
PIHLADEMUIA, PA.
f A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vt, always on baud. 4 Si tf 10
BANCROFT & CO.,
lu.porteiH and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, ku.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MAKKET STUEET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
;.; ' Brooms, i '
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1RS9.
John Shaffner, Jr. E. a Zlegler. Theo. Kuine.
8HAFFNER, ZIEGLEB & CO.,
Successors to
8HAFFNEH, Z1EGLEK CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Iloniery, .
Glove,
Itlbboiiw,
NiiNpenders,
TURK AD S, CO AIM 8,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
.AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 86, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
LLOYD, BUPFLEE, k WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 629 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
H. K, TAYLOR,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
HOAR.McCONKKT&CO., '
Successors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WnOLISALB .
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
(23 Market St. and 014 Commerce Btreet,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
VIV11 av
GROCERS
January J, I860.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRICHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IH
t .
Patent 3olioincM
US MARKET STREET. NEAK FRONT,.-.
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. rULt HTOCK
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
BUSINESS, OF THE HEST QUALITY,
AM) AT VJSKY LOW PlllCCH.
A Good location for business, enables us to offer
Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial. s 8tf
D
AVID D. ELDER & CO.,
successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers aud Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS ,
AND
, WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, FA.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole aim
TJrE OK I.X
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
While liCad and Color
M ANITA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St..
Philadelphia.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BooltNellcrM & Ntatioiicr,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. (31) Market and 623 Minor Streets, ;
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
3- Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Roliert's History of
the United States, Feltou's Outliue Maps, &o.
III. VA I BOOKS
Always .on baud, and made to Order. 31t
A. U Kaub
J. E. Frbthibr.
KAUB A, FllYMIRE,
' ' ' "'
'y , ' IMPOBTERI AMD JOBBIHIOV '
Chin it , O lass
AND "
QUEENSWA11E,
801 and 80S, Cherry St., between Arch A Race,
- , PHILADELPHIA. .
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 8. 9. ly 10
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch
ATWOOD, RANCH & CO.,
f
CoiuiiiInhIoii Merchant,
AMI
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
FISH,
No. 210 North Whanres, above Race Street, '
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
G TO
17. MORTIMER' Q
?0R BARGAIN Oa
Ilia Stock will be found the most complete
in the county, aud consists of
TlltY GOODS
ApMTlllNU
WlHOrKKIKS
UOIIOK FINDINGS
.tJOADI.KRS HARDWARE
KJ
WII.MIW WAHK 6io
TIT-ALt, l'AFFK
WpitUSJIKHall styles
aJtTA'I'H 6i. 1,'AFI
HATH 6i. CAfH
ITrlHTK-fVOODH
XTOXlUNtt din.
nn. cloth
VXTAIIJ
XTAII.Hft HPIKK8
llTTVlXiK T(M)LHU
AJ
PAINT8. OI LH
T AIMIMH AkBPICK
AT HON Ac HTKKf,
: ApAKRIAOE HARDWARE
Vjix VKl01'iS b l'Al'KIt
GOOD8 OF EVERY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND bKE.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
V. PORT BEALE,
WITU 1
BAItNES, BRO. & IIERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
IIxitH, Caps, liirn,
AND
KTHA W O O O U S ,
No. 603 MARKET STREET,
6101y PHILADELPHIA.
C. IC JORDAN. J. FOX
JORDAN, FOX & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
HfitH, Capw, Xnrs,
AND
STRAW GOODS,
NO. Zr, NORTH THIRD STREET,
(lletween Market and Arch Streets,)
fi.18.el P1IILADELPJIIA.
xv. f. KOii,i:ie,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Straw - O- o o 1 n
153 NORTH. THIRD BTREET,
8 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
Blatchles Cucumber Wood Pumps.
TRADE (fTO MARK.
Patented.
BLATCHI.ET'H
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
n Tasteless, Durable, Efficient, and
M
;iikai 1
Are already widely known and de
servedly popular.
RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS,
recommend thew Pumps still more strongly to the
favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup
plied with full dcsrriptlve Catalogues, l'rlee List-
ofc, upou appueaiion.
TINGLEY'S PATENT
HORIZONTAL
h i; n 1:11 1 iti;i:zi;,
SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR,
And produces the tlnest quality of Cream known
to the Art. Send for a Descriptive Catalogue.
CHA8. O. DLATCHLEY, Manf'r,
60B Commerce Street,
13tf Philadelphia, Pa.
CARSON'S ,
1 inn is not wic lowest pneea.
RTF.T.T.AT? but being much the best is In
01jljijAn, the end by fur the cheapest
lilt twit full i Iflua ll n 4.a
aud you will use no other.
T
HE alarming Increase In the number off right
ful accidents. rnKiiHIiiff In tnrrllilA HnAtha
ami uie uennieiion 01 vaiuaote properly, causea
by the Indiscriminate use of oils, known under the
name of petroleum, prompts us to call your iie
clal attention to an article which will, wherever
USED, remove the CAUSE of such accidents.
We allude to
Carson9 8 Stellar Oil
FOB
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this Oil has for several years
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the publio, as a substitute for the dangerons
comiwumls which are sent broadcast over the
country, an oil that Is SAFE and HRILLIANT,
and entirely reliable. After a long series ot labo
rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded In
providing, ana now oilers to the public, such a
substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It
should be used by every family,
1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. The
primary purpose In the preparation ot STELLAR
OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives and property of those who
use It. ,
2D, Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11
umlnator now known.
3D, Because It Is more economical. In the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now In too common use.
Tit, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least expenditure to the consum
er. Its present standard ot SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration ot this with the ex
plosive compounds now known under the uuine of
kerosene. &c tie.. It Is put up for family use In
Five tiallon cans, each call being sealed, and
stamiied with the trade-mark of the proprietor ; It
cauiiut be tampered with between the niauufae
turer and coiiHumer. None Is geuuiue without the
TH ADK-M AHK.
STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each can
containing live gallons of six and a half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure. It Is the duty and Interest of all dealers and
consumers of Illuminating oil to use the STELLAR
uu, omy, uecause it uume is Known to be sale ana
reliable.
tS. All orders should be addressed to
jAiiiKar a co.,
WHOLESALE AftENTS,
ISA South Front Street,
1 S ly Phlladulphla.
JLOCIIJIAN'S
Writing- I7iuil!
TniS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to ARXOLD'a,
and Is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, If It doe not
prove entirely satisfactory,
t. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomfleld.
MILLER ELDER, '
Bole Agents,
430 Market Btreet,
t3031 Philadelphia.
I s
HUMOROUS ITEMS
' U3TA clorgyman said tho otlior dny that
rnodorn young Indies were not tho daugh
ters of Shorn and Ham, but the dnughtora
of Hem nnd Sham I
E3?"A Gorman lately married says
" I'd van youst so easy as a needle oood
valk out mit a camel's eye as to got dor
porhindt vord mit a voomnns."
tA lady nskod a gentleman, who waa
suffering with influenza, " My dear sir,
what do you take for your cold?"
'Five pockot-handkerclilcfs a day,
ma'am.'
EIt is reported that a somewhat ju
venile dandy said to a fair partner at a ball:
"Miss, don't you think my moustaches
are becoming?"
"Well, sir, they may bo coming, but
they have not yet arrived."
I37A young lady in a suburban town,
who has received the attentions of a young
man for some time, on being asked what
his business was, replied, naively : " OU
he is a bummer for a drygood firm." 8ho
meant drummer.
tSTDuring a recent trial at Rockport 111.,
Judge Laird interrupted tho testimony of
a lady witness, remarking that it was not
relevant. The lady raised her head, and
with a look made all of injured innocence,
inquired, " Well, sir, am I tolling this
story, or are you ?" Tho Judge allowed
lior to talk as long as she wanted to.
What is your business?" asked a
Judge of a prisoner at tho bar.
" Well, I s'poso you might call mo a lock
smith." " When did you InBt work at that busi
ness?" " Last night, when I heard the call for
porlice, 'an I made a bolt for the rear door."
tW Judge "I flue Tim Leary $5 for
assault and battery on Pat Moloy."
Tat Moloy" But, your Honor, IJwant
more damages. Ho blacked me eye, an' if
I had been invited to a tea party I couldn't
have gone." Judge "Tho court knowa
nothing about consequential damages.
You muBt carry your case to Geneva."
Adjourned.
tW Two eminent clergymon of Brook
lynthe one an Episcopalian and the other
a Unitarian met in crossing the ' Wall
Street ferry. Joking being in order, tbe
churchman said, " Brother , if I were
not an Episcopalian, I would be a Uni
tarian." "Why so?" was the question.
" Because I always had my mind made up
to be either something or nothing," waa
the answer.
t '"Julius, ef a mob ob chickens coat tan
dollars, what will a pair come to ?"
Who bought em?"
" What yer ask dat fur.
" Kase, ef my wife bought em,' I could
tolo what they come to, mighty quick."
"What?"
" Two potpies and a friccassee."
" Look here culled frien' don't noma nnr
circumambient jokes on dis chile, or he'll
broke yor jaw short off by de handle, hear
dat."
tSTWalking along Superior street with
a friend ( Art emas Ward) we passed a di
lapidated specimen of humanity, who had
Vagabond" written all over him.
"Now," said Artemas with a look of
mingled disgust and pity, as he pointed to
tho miserable follow, " you wouldn't think
that wretched being waa at this moment,
the wealthiest man in Cleveland ?"
" No 1" said the friend, looking at the
man with some interest.
" Well, ho isn't," returned Artemas with
a comical pucker of the mouth, while hi
eyes laughed oonsuraedly.
CSTTho following is a Western instance
of the " ruling passion strong in death :"
Squire W was very fastidious in his
notions of propriety. At weddings and
funorals he was quite officious, and very
particular that everything should be done
decently and in order. In due time be waa
taken ill fatally so and relatives and
friends woro gathered around his bed sad
and woeping. Oue of these more thought
ful than the rest, asked the departing
Squire if he would like to have a clergyman
called in to pray with him, to which he
replied : " Well, yes ; I think it would bo
appropriate."
tSTThe Waterbury American tolls tho
following story: "A gentleman visiting
here from the West went to visit an old
schoolmate who lived here. After a conver
sation about old times, the suject of the
boarding-house where they used to live was
brought up. Mr. A. asked Mr. B., the
visitor, if he remembered the two girls,
daughters of the couple who kept the
boarding-house. 1 Remember them I ex
claimed Mr. B., ' you're right, I do. Reg
ulur old maids, too ; wonder if they've got
their false teeth yet Don't believe they
have if they bad to pay for 'em. Ha? hat
ha I They were a preoioua pair weren't
they Jack ?' During this time A'a face grew
long, turned red, and all the colors of the
rainbow, and he finally shouted out:
'There, you've gone far enough, Mr. B.,"
ont of thou girlt it my wft J" With that
A. shot on like a rocket, and B., after
recovering himself, went in and took tonio.
thing, and Immediately started for the city.