The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, May 07, 1872, Page 7, Image 7

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DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
lias been tented by the public
FOR TEN YEAR& . .
Ir. Crook's Wine of Tar
Renovates and
Invigorates the entire system.
1)R. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Is the very remedy for the Weak
and Debilitated-
tR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Rapidly restores exhausted
Strength !
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Restores the Appetite and
Strengthens the Stomach.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Causes the food todlgest, removing
IjrNieMia and ImligCMtion
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Gives tone and energy to
Debilitated Constitutions.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
All recovering from any Illness
will uud this the
best Ton to the; can take.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Is an effective
Regulator of tho Liver.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Jaundice,
or any Liver Complaint.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Makes Delicate Females, who are never feeling
Well, Strong and Healthy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has restored ninny Persons
who have been
nnablo to work for years.
DR. CROOK'S AVINE OF TAR
Should ho taken if your Stomach
is out of Order.
Ir. Crook's Mine or- Tar
Will prevent Malarious Fevers,
and braces up tho System.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
PosHCfscs Vegetable Ingrediouts
. which make it the
best Tonic iu the market.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has proved itself
in thousands of cases
capable of curing all diseases of tho
Throat and Icings.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures all Chronic Coughs,
and Coughs and Colds,
more effectually than any
other remedy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has Cured cases of Consumption pronounced
incurable by physicians.
DR; CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has enred so many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
that it has been prononnced a specific
for these complaints.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Removes Fain in Breast, Bide or Back.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for diseases of the
Urinary Organs.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Gravel and Kidney Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S AVINE OF TAR
Should lo taken for all
' . Throat and Lung Ailments.
DR. CROOK'S AVINE OF TAR
Should 1m kept in every house, and its lifo
giving Tonic piopertics tried by all.
Dr. CROOK'S Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
Vurcs any disease or
Eruption on the Skin.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,'
Cures Rheumatism and
Pains lu Limb), Bones, Ac.
DR.. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT.
Builds up Constitutions
broken down from
Mineral or Mercurial PoIsobs.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Vuren all Mercurial Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT
Should be taken by all ,
, requiring a romtsdy
to make pnre blood.
DR. (.'HOOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Scald Head,
Sa Rheum and Tetter.
DR. CROOK'S.COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cgrcs long standing
Diseases of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Removes Syphilis
r the diseases it entails
mostcfl'cet ually and speedily
than any aoi all othsr rmdleMmhind.
H hi I j
riiiladolpliiii Advertisements.
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J.S.Olelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
AV'HOLKSAI.B DeAIKIIS 1H
Tobacco, Scgars, &c.,
NO. 4. NORTH FIFTH STREET, s ,
I'llIMIH-M'lII A.
'''.,.. 3311 10
.. . ! . . .5 . . -it. ...
i
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
WlioU'Nalc Jrn'er,
ASK ' I ;
C 0 M MISSION M K K (! II A N 'J' S
No. lW AltCIl STREET,
VhiUuUlphla.
W The sale of Egs, Seeds, drain ami Weol
a s)eelnlly. :I1
Please neuil for a Circular. 48
VM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
O. W. Hickman. ieo. Wain. A. L. Vhltcinn.
lUrkintiii, Wain A Whitrniuii,
i UKALKHS IN . ... ,, '
Tobacco, Seyavs', Ac,
No. 222 MARKET STKEET,
l'lULADKM'UlA, 1'A.
A rull stock of the Celebrated Monitor Ma
TV, always ou baud. 1 32 If lu
BARCROFT & CO.,
hi. porta it and Jobbers
or Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassi nicies,
Clitiikets,
Linens, Wliito Good, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 4a1) and 4"7 MAItKET HTKKKT,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
IMiilaili'liihia.
ie.i y ill iiii to..
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
-January 1, 16(19.
John ShalTiiPr, Jr. K. S. Zlegler. Theo. Hume.
SlIAFFNEIt, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
S1IAFFNER, ZIEGLKR t CO..
Importers and Dealers In
IfoNirry,
(Iovvm,
ltlbboiiN,
NuicnderM,
T II li E A I) ,S , C 0 MB S ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. :!;, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Affenta for Lancantei' Combn.
w. f. koiimh,
JOBBER IN
lints, Caps, Furs,
AND
Stra w - jJ o o 1 m a
15S"N0RTIl THIRD STREET,
3 I ly 19 PHILADELPHIA.
H. It. TAYI.O It,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
nOAR, McCONKEY A CO.,
Successors to
VM. AV. PAUL & CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
L'!l Market 8t. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
Juniiiry 1, 1869.
Philadelphia. Advertisements.
' WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AKD DKAI.ICHB IN 7
10.10 j it IotlloiiieH
11 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
IMiihulclphia, la.
OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE
. BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY,
AND AT VKRY l-OW PllICKH.
A Oood location for business, enables us to otter
Induccinents te buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial. 3 Stf
1). l'OHT UEA1.K,
wirn
HARNE9, BRO. & HERRON,
Wholesale Dealers In
IIhIh, Oapt-, Furw,
AND
HTltAAV-OOODS,
No. 503 MARKET STREET, A J"
6101y I KIUAD6LPHIA.
DAVID D. ELDER 4 CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Hook-sellers and Stationers,
RI.A3K BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AM)
.WALL TAPER,
No. 4.M Market Street,
:;l
PHILADELPHIA, FA.
John Lucas & Co.,
sole aim
THK OXIjX
MANUFACTURERS "
OP Tin
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
No., 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Bookseller V Stationer,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 6:j0 Market and 623 .Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Kolxrt's Illsloi v of
the United Slates, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c.
ItLAMi HOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order, .lit
LOCUM AX'N
Wvitinsr lluil !
mills FLUID Is warranted KOI' A L to Ak.noi.o's.
L and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those billing it, II it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
9- For safe by F. Mortimer, New Illoomtleld.
MILLKU & KLVKH, ,
Solo AkciUs,
AM Market Street,
Zmi Philadelphia.
A. L. KkVH J, K. FltKlMiKt.
K iiiii a i itvmui:.
Importers and Johbeks or
China, J- 1 a h h
A N I)
QUEENSWARE,
901 aud 308, Cherry St., between Arch A Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
tnrConstaatly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 8. . lylO
W. A. Atwooo.
Isaac W. Ram i
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
C'oiuiiilwtlen 9Ierelianiw,
AMU
Wholesale Dealers la all kinds of I'lckled and SaH
IP T H II ,
s No. tio North Wharves, akove Race Street,
PHILADBI.PIIIA, TA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
C. r. KMUIIT V IlKO'N,
Wholoulo DulciJ in
F 1 S II ,
OllOtSHO
AND
17ioVi?sioiH;
114 South Delaware Avciiuo, '
Below ClieMtnnt St., ,
PHILADELPHIA, PA. - '
Agents for
Colling, tJodde& Co'8 Canned Fruils.
I041tf
LLOFD, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX,
WIIOLESAI.K
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 626 Market Street.
Philadelphia.
New Millinery Goods
.At Newport, 1h.
IBEOtolnformthennlillc that I have Just re
turned from Philadelphia, with a full assort,
mcnt of the latest styles o(
MILLINERY GOODS,
HATS' AND BONNETS,
RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS,
FEATHERS,
CHIGNONS,
LACK CAPES,
NOTIONS,
And all artlelcs usually found 111 a llrst-elass Jill,
linery Establishment. All orders promptly at
tended to. -We will sell all goods as Cheap as
can be got elsewhere.
DRESS-M AKINO done to order and In the la
test style, as I get the latest Fashions from New
York every month. (lorTerlnn done to order, in
all widths. I will warrant all my work touive sat
isfaction. All work done as low as possible.
ANNIE ICKES,
Cherry Street, near the Station,
Newport, Pa.
Sid 13
17. MORTIMER' CJ
10R HARUAINO,
His Stock will be found tlio most complete
in the couuty, nnd consists of
DUY JO)1)H
ril.OTIIINO
Vp KIUKS
UqilOK FIN1MNUH
WQADI.EKS hardware
OiTjl L, J.OYV AVAH K Ac
WtttALL, PAl'Flt
VpiiusiIKeall styles
JIT ATM CAPS
Uttm i it E-tioons
WjjoTlONS tc.
Oil. 4XOTII
VTAII.HAHPIKKH
llTiIMiK TOOLH At:
pAINTH, OILS
p AlSlSs ,fcIM(K
ftfHON AS HTKIj
ipARRIAOE HARDWARE
gN VJiLOl'KbAfc t'AI'KU
(iOODS OV KVEUY STYLE
CHEAP FOR CASH,
ALL AND SEE.
CARSON'S
STELLAR
OIL
Drioed.
InitheliiK much the best Is in
I lie end by far the cheapest
Do not fall to lve It a trial,
and you will use no other.
Til K alarmiiiK Increase in the number of fright
ful accidents, resulting In terrible deaths
and the destruction of valuable prorty, caused
by the Indiscriminate use of oils, known under the
name of iietroleum, prompts us to call your spe
cial attention to an article which will, wherever
l'SKI, remove tlio CAUSE of such accidents.
We allude to . ,
Carson 8 Stellar
Oil
FOR '
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this Oil has for several years
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous
coinM)unds which are sent broadcast over the
country, an oil that is SAFE and BRILLIANT.
and entirely reliable. After a long series of lalto-
rious nnd costly exix-rlments, he has succeeded In
providing, ana now otters to
substitute in "CARSON'S NT
tlie nubile, such a
CARSON'S STELLAR OIL," It
should be used by every family,
1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. ' The
primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to make it 1'KItKKCTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives andproierty of those who
, use it.
2D, Because it is the most BRILLIANT liipild 11-
iiiulnator now known.
3D, Because It It inure economical, lu the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now In too common use.
TH, Because It Is intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least expenditure to the eousuin
er. Us present standard of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be malutalned, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys. . ' '
To nrevent the adulteration of this with the ex.
plosive compounds now known under the name of
Kerosene. to., eic., n is put up ior lamiiy use in
Five Ua! on cans, each ean being sealed, and
stanicd with the trade-mark of the proprietor! It
eanuotbe tampered with between the manufac
turer and consumer. None is genuine, without the
il(AIli-IUAUh
containing five gallons of six aud a half pounds
each, tints securing to every purchaser full mens
urM. It la the duty and interest of all dealers ami
consumers ol Illuminating nil to use the STELLAR
Ol I, only, because it aume is Known kt be safe and
reliable.
4- All orders should be addressed to
JAltIi: A. c:o.,
WHOLESALE A&ENTS,
I V! South Front Street,
I Sir , Philadelphia.
HUMOROUS.
A Oood Sell.
During tho month of Jiimtary, lfi.'O,
while stopping at tho Sirttor Houso in Sac
ramento City, California, I accidoutnlly
overheard a conversation Ix'twoen two
gentlemen, one was from Now York city,
and had been in the country nearly a year,
and tho other had just arrived.
Tho new comer wan lamenting his con-'
dition and his folly in leaving an iibitndanco
at home especially two beautiful daught
ers who were just budding Into woman
hood when he aslccd tho New Yorker if
ho had any family.
" Yes, sir, I have a wife and six children
in New York, nnd I never saw one of
them."
"After thin reply, tho con plo sat a few
moments in alienee, tlio interrogator again
commenced:
" Was you over blind, sir?"
"No sir."
" Did yon marry a widow, sir?"
"No, sir."
Another lapse of silence :
"Did I understand you to say, sir, that
you had a wifo and six children living in
New York and had never soon ono of tho
them ?"
"Yes sir, I so stated it."
Another and a longor pause of silcuco.
Then tho interogator again inquired:
"How can it be, sir, that you never saw
one of them ?"
"Why," was tlio response, "one of them
was born after I left."
" Oil I ah 1" and a general laugh followed,
and after that tho New Yorker was es
pecially distinguished as tho man who had
six children and never saw ono of them.
t3f"An Irishman n short time since,
hilo lcadiiif; a piy through the streets of
.ewifitown, Mo., wished to fill his pipcaml
tied tlio piggy to tho wheel of a hack while
tic charged his "tludcrn." In the meantime
tho hackmnn, all uncoiiNcinus of the weight
attached to tho carriage wheel, took his)
scat and drove off, dragging the pig nfter
him . Pat was last seen picking up stray
pieces of pork on the street.
...
taf" A lawyer, upon a circuit iu Ireland-
who wns pleading tlio cause of an infant
plaintiff, took tlio child up In his arms and
presented it to tho jury, suffusod with
tears. This had a great effect, upon which
tho opposite lawyer asked the child. "'What
makes you cry ?" "IIo pinched me," an
swered the littlo innocent. Tho whole
court was convulsed with laughter.
12?" Judgo Hoar was trying a case in
Now Bedford, whero the witnesses all re
joiced in tlio name of " Cash," every one of
whom appeared badly on tho witness stand.
As tho District Attorney was bringing on
his fifth witness, " John Cash," ho leaned
forward and whispered: "Isupposo you
call your witnesses cash because they are
io credit to anybody.
t2TTho tost by which a young man can-
not fail to find a good wife, is to select one
who wears her own hair only. This re
ceipt was furnished by a venernblo 'Boston
Clergyman.
P. 8. To nscoitain tho fact take her by
the head and jerk.
EST A Frenchman was once asked to
dinner, with an assuranoe front his host
that he would not mnko a stranger of him.
"But I beg you will make a stranger of
me," said tho wily Frenchman, who doubt
less calculated that, in tho latter capacity,
he would have tho best clianoo of a good
dinner.
tiT Near Manchester the following is
posted on the fence: "Notib. Enow kow
is alloud iu those incddcrs, eny men ore
women letten t liars kows run the rocd, wot
gits inter my modders aforeseed shall have
his tail cut orf by me, Obadiah Kogors."
t3T "Geutlonicn of tlio jury," said a
blundering lawyer, in a suit about a lot of
hogs," there was just thirty-six hogs in the
drove. Pleaso to remember that fact
thirty-six hogs just three times) as mauy
as in that jury box, gentlemen."
An exchange, describing a fashion
able party, speaks of a gallant who whis
pered to a lady oud " took her part;" and
ungallintly adds that "it is not a very diffi
cult feat to take a lady apart, these times;
but then thero is very little left of hor after
ward." tf A youthful novice in smoking turned
deadly palo and threw his cigar away. "O,
dear 1" he said "there's somo'in In that
scgar that's a makin' me siok." " I know,
what it is," said his cornpanlbn, puffing
awny. ;"What?" "Tobackor."
tW Bcone In a horse-car in Boston Cat
stops, smiling youug lady enters; every scat
full. An old man rises at the other end.
"O don't rise," said the lovely girl, 'I
can Just as well stand," ho replied, " I am
going to get out."
OTA sharp old gentleman traveling
out West got a seat beside bis wife in a
crowded car by requesting the young man
who sat by her to please walch that woman
while ho went into another car, fas she had
11U.