The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, April 30, 1872, Page 7, Image 7

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    DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has been tMted by the puhlie
FOR TEN YEARS. .. . , j
ur. t;rook'i lVlne or Tar
i . . Renovate and .
Invigorates tho entire system.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
It tbe very remedy for the Weak
toq Debilitated.
i, 1 1,
DR CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Rapidly restores exhausted
' " . Strength !
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR ,
Restores the Appetite und i
: i. Strengthen tho Htomauh.
DR. CROOK'S WIXK OP TAR
Causes tlie food todigest, removing
Dyspepsia and Iih1Ik'1 ion
DR. CROOICS WINE OP TAR
Gives tone unci energy to
. Uitilli jI Debilitated Constitutions.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR.
... - A rec0Tering from any illness
will find this the
bestTomq they can take.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
ft
' ' Is an effective' '
Regulator of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Cures Jaundice,
. , .. or any Liver Complalut.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Makes Delicate Females, who are never reeling
Well, Strong and Healthy.
DR. CROOK'S WINK OF TAR
11 us restored many Persons '
who have been
unable to work fur years.
I)K. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Should bo taken if your Stomach
lit out, of Order.
Ir. C'rook'H AVIuc of Tnr
Will prevent Malarious Severs,
" '-. " 1 and braces tip the System.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Possesses Vegetable Ingredients
which tnnko it the
' , " best Tonic iu the market.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
; ' Mas proved itself
in thousands of cases
capable of curing all diseases of the
' TIi rout and laing.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Cures till Chrouio Coughs,
and Coughs nnd Colds,
moro eftuetually than any
. . , other remedy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Has Cured cuscs of Consumption pronounced
... . lucuntble by physicians. , . ,.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has enred so many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
, that It ttas been pronounced a specific
for these complaint.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Ke moves Fain in Breast, Side or Buck.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for disease of the
' Urinary Organs.
.DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Cures Gravel and Kidney Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
' ' Should bo taken for all
Throat and Lung Ailments.
DR.-CROOK'S WINE OF TAR '
Should be kept in every house, and its life
giving Totiio pioperties tried by all,.
Dr. CROOK'S Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
Cures any disease or
Eruption on the Skin.
, . , , SYRUP OP POKE ROOT,
Cures Rheumatism and
Pains in Limbs, Bones, &c
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OP POKE ROOT.
Builds up Constitutions
broken down from
Mineral or Mercurial Poisons.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OP POKE ROOT,
Cures all Mercurial Diseases. .
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
' ' SYRUP OF POKE ROOT
Should be taken by all
, requiring a remedy
to make pure blood.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Sea Id Head,
Unit Rheum and Tetter.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
. SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures long standing
Diseases of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND ,
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
1 Removes Syphilis
r the diseases It entails
motteflectually and speedily
lliau any aud all olber rtnitdlestombined.
3 3 ly
Philadelphia Advertisements.
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S.Glelra.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.
Whoi.ssali Dauhi in , ,
Tobacco, Scgars, cvc,
NU . NORTH FIFTH STREET,!.
riiiMii:MniA.
": .s. j .8231fL
PATTERSON cV NEWLlM, .
. i .
WlWlrnnle CJrocors, ;
CO Jl Ml SS 1 OV TUKRCIIANTS
j No. IJQ ARCH STREET, .j .'-.;-
' ' . t Philadelphia. '
-The sale Eggs, Seed'. Grain and Wool
a specialty. . . . si
Pleas send for a Circular.
it
WM. H. KENNEDY,
, witit ; .',
w. W. Hickman. (ie. Wain'. rA. fi TVhtteniAn.
llW-kntan, Wain & Whiteman,
-;' '; ' i ' : -i
Tobacco,, ...'Se'ffdrs, &c,
Mo. '.'2 MARKET STREET,
- " FHIIiADELPHIA, PA.
A full Slock of the Celebrated MONrro Na
vy, always en hand. 4 32 tf lu
BARCROFT & CO.,
lo.porUis and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cttsshnores,
Riuiikets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
, Nos. 405 and 4U7 MARKET STREET,
( Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
(jit AY III II, & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
, . . , ,. . , Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 4'M Market street, above 4th, . , ,
Philadelphia, Pa. "i
-jatiuary 1, 18U9.
John Shatlner, Jr. E. S. Zlculer. Theo. Ruine.
SHAFFNEH,! ZIEOLEU & C0.,
Successors to
SJlAFFMElt, Z1EG1.ER CO..
Importers aud Dealen In
IIoNiery,
4Iovn, , '.
ICIbhoiiK.
NiiNpriidvrM.
TURK A l S, (' O M Jt ,S
and every variety f
TRIMMINGS
"FANCY GOODS,
tin. North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Ayeutitfor lAtntxiHter Comb.
w. f. koiii.i:k,
. JOBBER IN ,
IT o 4- o C o T t! 'T7iii4j
M. 411 U j V H r j A. 1 1 o j
AMI)
Strii w - O o o (1 h
15S;X0HTH THIRD STREET,
8lyl9i
PHILADELPHIA.
H. It.
TAYI.OIt,
- ...
WITH i
WAINWRIGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS !
AND
TEA DEALERS, ;
North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, 1
( .Philadelphia Paj
-- - - - i
nOAR, McC'ONKET A; CO., i
Buecessors to '
WM. W. PAUL & CO..
'wiIOI.lSAI.lt
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
tlM3 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
Jmiiiarv I, IW.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DAVID D. ELDER A CO.,
i i" Successor to
f MILLER & ELDER,,
I. Booksellers and Stationers.
' PLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
.1 WM V 4
n!-,il
WINDOW CI KTA1NS
..T .'t 4, 1: .. I '
i t WA1X PAPER,
1 No. 430 Market Street,
31 PlIILADKI.PItlA, PA.
John, Lucas &
. Sole ana .
THE OX LI
. t ,
MANUFACTURERS
H :1, .
0 Tin . ,. ,
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
4 AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
. Alo, Pure
lVhllr Lead and Color
,.';''! ' ' ' ';' i
MAyCFACTvftkliS,
No. 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
Blatchley's Cucumber
TRADE MARK.
WOOD PUMPS,
' i
Measuring 213,560 feet In length, or Sufficient In
the agregate for
A WELL OVER 40 MILES SEEP,
.... . -
Simple in Coiutrnetion Eaty in Operation
fHvtng no Xante to the Waters-Durable
and Cheap.
These pumps are their own liest recommendation .
For Kale by Dealers In Hardwareand Agricultu
ral Implements, Plumbers, Pump Makers, &c,
throughout the conntry. Circulars, te., furnish
ed tiKn application by mail or otherwise.
Single pumps forwarded to parties in towns
where 1 have uo agents upon the receipt ol the
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump bears my
trade mark as above, as I guarantee no other.
. Office and Ware-room,
. No. MH Commerce Street,
513tfl IPHILAUELPU1A.PA.
-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New BloomllelU.
, SOWER,, POTTS & CO.,
BooltNellcrN A SlaiionerN,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
"... AND , ,
: : Wall-papers,
Num. .VKJ Market and E23 Minor Streets.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' Now Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetic. Also. Robert's History of
the United States, Felton's Oulllue Maps, &c.
IiL.i.Mi IIOOICN
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
Writing; 1 " 1 1 i 1 !
! rniUH FLUID Is narranU'd KUUAL to Ahnoi.d'b,
J. ami Issohl at much less price. The money
will la-rcliiiMleil to tlioD) biivlnu It. if it iLm-h nut
prove eiitlri'ly satiKfai'tory. r
I For safe by F. Mortimer, New Bloomllcld.
MU.WK ft JSIJKK, . ,! '
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
, .m
A. L. Kirn
J. E. Frbtmirh.
Kill It V FltYMIIti:.
IMPOHTKRH AND JllBBFRd OF
O li i n 11 . i 1
II. C H
! QUEENSAVARE,
j S01 and aoS, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
' ' JMULADELPJIIA.
I ' '
i ID" Constantly ou linurt, Original Assorted
! Packages. , 3. 0. ly 10
f W. A. Atwooii.
' Isaac W, Ranck
AT WOOD, RANCK A CO.,
('oiiiiiiInmIoii IrlrrrhnnlM,'
; : ; ..'."if
Wholesale Dealers la all kinds of Pickled and Salt
IO I Nil .
No. 310 North Wharves, akove Usee Street,
I'HTCADKT.PHIA. PA.
New Millinery Goods
, A.t, Nowport,
I HKO to inform the nubile that I have just re
turned from Philadelphia, with a full assort
ment of the latest styles of
MILLINERY OOOD8.
" J1ATS AXD BONNETS.' '
. i . ! "f ' '.f..1'
RtBHONS, FRENCH TLOWERS,
FEATHERS, i , ,
CIlKiNONS,
" I.ACE CAPES,
' NOTIONS,
And all articles usually found In a tlnt-clau Mil
linery Establishment. All orders promptly at
tended to. lrVe will sell all goods as Cheap wi
can be got elsewhere.
DRESH-MAKINO done to order and In tbe in
tent style, as I get the latest FaMhions from New
York every month. Oolterlng done trt order. In
all widths. I will warrant all my work to give sat
isfaction. All work done as low as possible.
AN NIK 1CKE8, -
Cherry Street, near the Station, ' ,
61613 . Newport. Pa.
cr1; :-r,--:r
I, MOUTIMER'Ci -:
OR BAKUA1NO
Ilia Stock will be found tho moat complete
in the county, and consists of
DitT noons
m.OTHINO
i vn KOl'KItIKt4 i
UdllUK FINDINGS
-OAI)I,ERS HARDWARE
KJ
WILLOW WA11K c
WALL PAPFIt
DUCSTIKS all stvles
JJTJtMVI'S fc M1IOKH
AJtlATSS ifc I'APH
'TJATS
AiTjrmiTK
WjoTI
IONM die.
OIL f'LOTII '
MAILS SIMKKH
i Iv-pOUK TOOLSAC
Ci PAINTS, OILS
fpAWIXS Si Sl'K'K
"TltON STEEL
ApARItlAtiE HAKDWAKK
WJJNVELOI'F.S PAI'iCK
GOODS OF KVERV STYLK
riHEAP FOR CASH,
OALL AM) SEE.
CARSON'S
STELLAR
OIL.
This Is not the lowest priced.
but being much the besl
t is in
me enu uy iar me cneapes
lo not fall to give it a
and you will use no other.
THE alarming Increase In the numlier of frlght
f ill accidents, resulting In terrible deaths
and the destruction of valuable pro)erty, caused
by the Indiscriminate use of oils, known under the
name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe
cial attention to an article which will, wherever
CSEO, remove the CAUSE of such accidents.
We allude to
Carson's Stellar Oil
FOR
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this Oil has for several- vears
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous
comiminds which nre sent broadcast over the
country, an oil tiiat is SAFE and BRILLIANT,
and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo
rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded in
providing, and now offers to (lie publi
substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR O
should be used by every family,
such a
Jt
1ST, Because It is safe beyond a question. The
primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives and proierty of those who
use It.
21), Because It is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11
umlnator now known.
3U, Because It Is more economical, in tho long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now lu too common use.
TH, Because it Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least expenditure to the consum
er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex
plosive compound now known under the name of
kerosene, &c, tie.. It is put up for family use In
Five Uallon cans, each can being sealed, and
stamied with the trade-mark of the proprietor; it
eanuot be taniierml with between the manufac
turer and consumer. None is genuine without the
TRADE-MARK.
STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each can
containing live gallons of six aud a half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure. It Is the duty aud Interest of all dealers and
consumers of Illuminating oil to use the STELLA it
Ol I. mf(, because It ulune Is known to be safe and
reliable.
All orders should be addressed to
.1 ii(ii: v o.,
WHOLESALE A&ENTS,
VK South Front Street,
1 S ly Philadelphia.
, VALUABLE
Farm at Private Sale.
THE undersigned offers at private sule, a farm
ill Rye towuship.Periy county, Pa., containing
nr a c it io h .
The land Is the best In the nlghborhood, with run
nlng water In every field, Is under good fence, and
has thereon erected a uew
Frame Dwelling House.
There is also a thrifty Young ORCHARD on the
place. This land lies along two public roads the
FUliIng Creek road and the Umli'i Gap roail t the
last named divides the laud in two parts 3UU on
the one side and on the other: on the 2)i'A
acre piece is a New Frame Dwelling House, andoo
the other a
FRAME 22 x 28,
erected for a house with a never falling Spring ol
water. This land wlh be sold as a whole, or In two
Tracts, to suit purchasers.
U Persons desiring te purchase a farm will do
well to examine this one before Investing else
where, as It lies within four mile ut Marysvllle,
and the Pennsylvania Railroad one of the best
markets In the county.
er Further Information can he had by ad.
dressing Dr. JOHN CHAW.
Jenuer X Roads.
12 Somerset comity, Pa.
ALL HINDI OK ,JOH IMUNTINO
Neat ly executed at the Bloom held Timet
bteaa Job Olllce.
,n u u.o a o us .
tW A very ludicrous leap-year incident,
occurred near Conneraville, lnd., a few
night aince. It seema that a young bnch
lor on retiring at night without first malt
ing an examination of the surrounding,
put out the light and crawled into bed,
but to his iui prise ho soon found he had
a bed-fellow, lie quietly arose, lighted hi
lamp, and proceeded to explore the situa
tion; the firstthing that caught his eye.sight
WM a snowy night-cap, co.lly resting on
the pillow at the back of the bed. He
looked no further, but extinguished the
light, ho seized his clothes and beat a hasty
retreat. Dressing himself hastily, after
getting a safe distance from the room,
he called up the man of the house to
make Inquiry In regard to the strange
occup ant of his room. lie could give
no itiformatioti about it, ' and called
his wife Into council. It was, however,
all a mystery to her, and the landlord In
company with the discomfited boarder,
concluded to make a tour of observation.
Cautiously they entered the apartment and
approached the bed. The sloepiug beau
ty was undisturbed. In fact she was rest
ing as quietly as though one half of the
bed was her legitimate property. The old ,
gentleman in no very amiable mood roached
over, caught her by the shoulder and
rudely dragged her forth. Just then a wild
scream of laughter from the adjoining
room startled the cars of the two gentle
men, and in fact the old gentleman most
heartily joined in it. The seeming woman
was only a bolster and some pillows, cun
ningly arranged and placed there by some
f the young ladies who were staying at
the house. The young gentleman hns
concluded that tho only way to avoid such
accidents in future to givo some one the
right to occupy the vacant place.
tW Jinks is a clerk in a store for the
sale of laces aud things. Ono day a young
and pretty customer tendered to him in ex
cliaiigo for some lace a much worn and
patched tifty-cent stamp. Jiuks looked at
it dubiously. It was agaiust the rules to
take such. His face was so grave and bis
mannor so hesitating that the protty face
said, in tho sweetest of tones:
" Vould you like a better half?"
" Well," stammered Jinks, his heart it
his mouth, hjs face crimson, " I wouldn't
object, provided, Miss, the the right
persoii would accept mo."
The pretty face blushed, too; but three
months later the twain becamo one flesh,,
as above stated.
d?" During our late war there was a
young man in tho Brmy who did not joitt
of his own free will. Ho had been drafted,
lie was not a brave young man; quito tho
otherwise One day during a bloody battle,
onr young friend showed such a largo
whito feather that the captain was obliged
to threaten him with his pistol in order
to keep him from running away altogether.
Then the youth began to cry. "You
ought to bo ashamed of yourself," said the
captain; you're no better than a baby."
' j wish I was a baby, "blubbered our
hero, "an' a gal baby at that."
(W A traveler stopped at an iuii to break
fast, and having drunk a cup of wliat was
given him, the servant asked: "What
will you take, sir; tea or coffee?" "That
depends upon circumstances," was the,
reply. "If what you gave mo last was
tea, I want coffee; if it was coffee, I want
tea. I would prefer to have a change."
tW A few days ago a man carried a
challenge to mortal combat to a Jackson
ville brewer, who, as soon as he had read
the message, turned to and whipped the
bearer in a rough aud tumblo light, and
aid: "Maybe some more of dem vants to
niako droublos tnit me."
t3T A bookbinder said to his wife at tho
wedding: "It seems that now wo are
bound together, two volumes in one, with
clasps." "Yes," observed one of tho guests,
"one side highly ornamented Turkey mo
rocco, and the other plain calf."
t3!" As a stout old lady got out of a
crowded omnibus in front of tho Ah tor
House the other day, sho exclaimed.
" Well, that'" a relief, anyhow."
To which the diivcr, eyeing her ample
proportions, replied: "80 the 'osses think,
muni.
IW A Scotch clergyman was talking very
seriously to a parishioner about drinking
and hoped he had produced somo effect.
Aud so ho had, for the parishioner said:
You are right, sir ! whiskey Is a bad thing,
especially bad whiskey."
t" It is related of a quarrelsome gentle
man in Pike county, that, having been ig
nominiously kicked and cuffed by a rival
bruiser, he explained his defeut by saying:
" Ho came at me so sudden I didn't have
time to git mad."
tW Speaking of a oertalu friond's choice
of a wifo, and a candid clergyman remark
ed: "I should as soon think of marry
ing the daughter of Beelzebub, and going
home to live with the old folks."
t3T A wedding took place at La Crowe a
day or two ago at which, according to the
Democrat, " the bride waa given away by
the city, and the city was mighty glad to
get rid of her."