ffljc tmt0, New Olbomficia, fto.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
. WM. H. KENNEDY, .
WITH
e. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. I Whlteman.
Hickman, Wain & Whitcman,
DEALERS 1H
Tobftcco, Segars, etc.,
No. 222 MARKET 8TKEET,' '
PHILADELPHIA, PA. '
- A full Stork of the Celebrated Monitor Na.
VT, always on hand. 4 32 1( 1U
RzViiciibrT & ca,
liiiporkm nDil Jubbt'f v
Of Staple and Fancy ' . .
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths, ..., ,
Cassinrcres,
; ' ; Blankets, '
Linens, White Gooda, Hosiery, Ac,
Nos. 405 and 407 MAKKET STREET,
(Above Fonrtli, North Hide,)
Philadelphia.'
WRIGHT & SIDDALL, )
WholesaleDruggi sts,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
1119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the boat quality, and at very
iiw prices. A voil location for Vusjuess, with a
rent and light expense!!, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers,' and makes It worth their
Brhlle to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. tf. ,
UIIAYIIII,I iV CO.,
Wholesale Dealer In ,
pets, : ',::';,'..,." ::. ... , . .,
OilCloths, .. . '
, Shades, '
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding,' Twines &c,
. And a fine assortment of r mi
Wood and , Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th, 1
Philadelphia, Pa. ; (;
January 1, 189. ,
(ohn Shaltner, Jr. F- 8. Zlegler.' Theo. Itume.
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER &C0.,
. i ". '. Successors to .' i 1 J ' ) .
BHAFFNEK, ZIF.GLER & CO.,
' Importers and Dealers In
Csloven,
Itltliin,
HiiHpcndorm,
THREADS,- COMBS,
' and every variety of
RIMMINGS
AKD
FANCY GOODS,
No. 34, North Fourth Street, i
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Cotnbai. '
W. F. KOIILKIl,
JOBBER IN - .
llats, Caps, Furs;
I AMD" i '
H t ! II w - O- bodH.
1531NORTH THIRD STREET, , ,
IllylO PHILADELPHIA.
H. II. TAYlOlt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND .( ,
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arcb Street?, .
Philadelphia Pa
10AB,McCONKEY&CO.,
Successors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO., ,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
JW3 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Tenn'a.
HOLESALE .
lanuary 1, 1809.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WH0LK8ALB ,
AKDWAHElIOUHti.
No. eat Market Street. '
Ihlladrlhla.
.Philadelphia Advertisements.
DAVID D. ELDER A CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
)
BLANK. BOOK MANUFACTURERS, .'
And Dealers In
l
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street, ., v
" ' ? . t PHILADELPHIA, PA.
John Lucas & Co.,
H 11
AM'
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
, AND ,
PURE SWISS GREEK,
Also, Pure
White Lead and1 Color.
' . , .. . C
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143. North Fourth St.,
' . ' Philadelphia.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
Blatchloy's Cucumber
: TRADE MARK.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring 213.6W feet In lenirth, or sufficient In
. ibe agregate for '
A WELL OVEP. 40 MILES DEEP,
BlmpU In Cotutruction Kany in Optration
Giving no TatU to tht Watir Du
rable and Cheap. '
These pumps are their own best recommendation.
For kale by Dealers in Hardware and Agricultu
ral Implements. Plumbers, Pump Makers, &c,
throughout the country. Circulars, &c, furnish
ed upon application by mall or otherwise.
Single pumps forwarded to parties in towns
where I have no agents upon the receipt of the
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump bears my
trade inai a as above, as I guarantee no other,
. Office and Ware-room, ' .'-.
No. Commerce Street,
613tfl IPHIJUAUKWHIA, PA.
WThese Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer 4i Co., New Bloomtleld.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
RookHellem A, Nlutloncrs,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
wall-papers,
Nos. M0 Market and 623 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
V Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of
the United States, Fclton's Outline Maps, tie.
; BLANK llOOKN
Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit
LOCHMAN'M
Writing: Xliiia !
TUIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and Is sold at mucb less price. - The money
will be refunded to tlume buying it, If it does sot
prove entirely satisfactory.
S. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomtleld.
MILLER St KLDKR,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
2.KM1 Philadelphia.
A. L. Kacb .
J. E. Fhctmihb.
KAU11 A FIlYJIUti:,
Imfobteiib and Jodbeks or
O li i u fi , G 1 tx h h
and,' " 1 ;
QUEENS WARE,
SOI and 308, Cherry St., between Arcb & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
racnagcs. is. v. ij iu
W. A. ATWOOI).
Isaac W, Ranci
ATWOOD, RANCH & CO.,
, CoiuiiiIkhIoii MrrclmiilM,
AMI
Whokwato Dealers la all kinds of Pickled and fait
No. 110 North Wharves, above Race Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
New Millinery Goods
At INowport, ln.
IBEOtolnformthepubllo that I have Just re
turned from Phllnclolplila, with a full assort
ment of the latest styles of ,
MILLINERY GOODS. .
i HATS AND BONNETS,
--
RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS,
FEATHERS,
CI1K1NONS,
LACE CATES,
; r NOTIONS,
And all articles nsimlly found In a tarst-class Mil
llueiv Kslablhlimeiit. All orders promptly at
tended to. -Wo will sell all goods as Cheap as
can begotclsewhero.
DItl'SS MAKINO done to order and In tho la
test si vie, as I get the latest Fashions from New
York every mouth. (loitering done to older. In
nil widths. I will warnint all my work to give sat
isfaction. All work done as low as poKslbie. .
ANNIE 1CKEH, I . ; j J '
Cherry Street, near the Station, ', '
6 10 13 Newport; Pa.
7. MORTIITEIt'
s:-
it
Oil UARUA1N
Ilis Stock will be found the most complete
in tho county, and consists of
DUX (J(X)DS ., :, ' " ' ,
pl.O'l 111 N(f
HO( l.ltll-H
UvjlIOK J INDIN'OH
LJl .All! UUU It A I ttV A
'OAHI.KUH II AHDWAUI
UTrrl I I oiv IV V it i.'
'I I.I.OW WARM tc ' r i" I
WAl.l, PA I' Kit '
T)Ki;slIKS all styles
IA
vw
UOU I S it MKII.S
. Do A'ra .v. nil'4
V urO'l'IONS .V
jOTIONf die.
011. CII.OTII
fJAI l.rt V S1MKKH '
l' LUKii: tools t(;
Ei pAIN'I'S, (HI.H' . i ! -X
pAIsiNttdtMPirK
AtTltON ite (.TEKIi 1
ApAKItlAdE II AltDWARH
w Vjj.viSL,01'Ii!9Ab l'APKR
GOODS OF EVERY STYLE
pHEAP FOR CASH,
JLL AND SEE.
CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced,
RT17T TAP but being much tho best Is in
OlililJlJAEV the end bv far the cheaoest.
OT T Do not fail to give It a trial,
A JJ. and you will use no other.
THE alarming increase In the number of fright,
fill accidents, resulting In terrible deaths
and the destruction of valuable proierty. caused
by the Indiscriminate use of oils, known under the
name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe
cial attention to an article which will, wherever
I'Nhii. remove the CAubU of sucli accidents.
We allude to
Carson's Stellar Oil
FOB
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The nronrletor of this Oil has for several vears
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the tiulilic. as a substitute for the damrerons
coinKiunds which are sent broadcast over the
country. an on mat is hack linn mtiLLI Aivi,
and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo
rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded in
providing, and now otters to the public, such a
substitute in "CARSON'S STKLLAU OIL." It
should be used by every family,
1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. The
primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to make it PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives and property of those who
uso It,
2D, Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11-
umlnator now known.
,11), Because It Is more economical, In the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now in too common use.
TH, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possl.
ble light at the least expenditure to the consum
er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys. , ; i
To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex
plosive compounds now known under the name of
kerosene, (tc, &c. It Is put up for family use In
Five (ial tin cans, each can helnir sealed, and
stainMd with the trade-mark of the proprietor: It
cannot be tamiiered with between the manufac
turer and consumer. None is genuine without the
TKADK-MAKK.
8TF1.1.AK OIL Is sold onlv bv we eht. each can
containing nve callous of six and a half iniuiiiIs
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure, ii is me oniy ami iiueresi oi an aeaiers ana
consumers of llluiiiliiatliigoll to use the STELLAR
OI I. only, because It ulune Is known to be safe and
reliable.
9u All orders should be addressed to
JAHDO A CO.,
' WHOLESALE A&ENTS,
130 South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
VALUABLE
Farm at Private Sale.
THE undersigned offers at private sale, a farm
In Rye towualilp.Peri y county. Pa., containing
r, t Aon k h .
The Innd Is the best In the nlghbnrhond, with run
ning water In every tit-lit. Is under good fence, and
has thereon erected a uew
Frame Dwelling House.
There Is also thrifty Young ORCIIARDon the
place. Tills land lies along two public roads the
Fishing Creek road and the Lamb's Oup road t the
last named divides the land In two parts on
the one side and 2i'4 on the other: on the
acre piece Is a New Frame Dwelling House, and on
the other a
FRAME 22 x 28,
erected for a house with a never falling Spring of
water. Thlslandwll be sold as a whole, or lu two
Tracts, to suit purchasers.
Si. Persons desiring to purchase a farm will do
welfto examine this one before Investing else,
where, as it lies within four miles of Marysvllle.
and the Pennsylvania Railroad one of the best
markets in the county.
- Further Information enn bn had by ad
dressing Dr. JOHN I'M AW,
Jenuer X Roads,
12 Somerset comity, Pa.
A 1,1, KINDS) OK JOH IMtlNTINO
JV Neatly executed at tho Bloomtleld l imes
Bteaat Job Ohio, i
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
lias been tested by the publli
FOR TEN YEARS.
Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar
Renovates and
Invigorates the entire system.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Is the very remedy for the Weak
uuii iJubilitutud.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Hupidly restores exhausted
Strength !
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
liestorutt the Appetite and
Strengthens the Stomach.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Causes the food to digest, removing
Ij sM'isia and Indigestion
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
. i , Gives tone anil onergy to
Debilituled Constitutions.
DR. CROOK'S, WINE OF TAR.
'' All recovering from nny illness
.will II ml this tho
best Tonic they can take.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR ' '
Is an effective
Regulator of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR - "" '
Cures Jaundice,
or any Liver Complaint.
DR. CROOK'S AVINE OF. TAR ,
Makes Delicate Fcmnlcs, who are never feeling
Well, Strong aud Healthy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
ilus restored mnny Persons '
who huve been
uuablu to work for years.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should bo taken if your Stomach
is out of Order.
Dr. Crook'N Wine of Tar
Will prevent Malarious Fevers,
and braces up tho System.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Possesses Vegetable Ingredients
which make it tho
' best Tutiio iu the market.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
lias proved itself
in thousands of cases
capable of curing all diseases of the
Throat and Iaiug.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures nil Chronio Coughs,
aud Coughs and Colds,
; . more effectually than any
other remedy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR '
ITas Cured cases of Consumption pronounced
incurable by physicians.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has cured so many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
' that it has been pronounced a specLnc
for these complaints.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Removes Fain In Breast, Side or Back.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for diseases of the
Urinary Organs.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Gravel and Kiducy Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be taken for all '
Throat aud Lung Ailments.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be kept in every house, and its life
giving Tonics pioperties tried by all.
Dr. CROOK'S Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
Our os any disease or
Eruption en the Skin.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Rheumatism and
Fains in Limbs, Bones, tc.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT.
Builds up Constitutions
broken dowu front
Mineral or Mercurial Poisons.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures all Mercurial Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF TOKE ROOT
JBhould be taken by all
requiring a remedy
to make pure blood.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Scald Head,
Salt Rbeum and Tetter.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures long standing
Diseases of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'B COMPOUND
BYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Removes Syphilis
or the dlrvases It entails
mostettcctnally and speedily
than any aud all other remedicscoiubined.
Wly
HUMOROUS.
The Puzzled Dutchman.
I'm a broken-hearted Dcutcsher
Vot's Tilled mltcrlcf and shamet
I dells yon what dcr drouble lsh
Idoem't know my namt.
You dinks dls very funny, ehl
Vcn you dcr story bear,
You vill not vender den so mooch,
It vas so eclitriinge and queer.
Meln moder had two little twins,
Dey was me and meln broder,
Ve lookt so mooch alike,
No von knew vlch vrora toder,
Von of dcr boys was " Ynwcnp,"
Und " Huns" dear odor's nnme,
But den It make no different
Ve both got called dcr same.
Veil I von of us got tcad
Yaw, Mynheer, tint leh so:
But veddcr Hans or Yuwcup,
Mine moder she 'don't know.
Und bo I nni In droubles,
I gnn't got droo meln bead
Vcrfder I'm Iran' vols' living,
Or Yuwcup vot Uh tend !
t3S" A good story is told of a Yankee and
a ocrtain limb of the law, of whom ho
sought advice in some difficulty. Tho
Ynnkee lnid down bis ?rj oti tho talilo and
jiroposcfl ins question. Tito lawyer taking
uumi tuu iiuwiNiu ouu.ulu, icc in up a ro
mailt upon the cheapness of the book,
saying, "I gavo but two dollars and fifty
cents for this lnrgo book !" " And docs it
contain the law applicable to my caso?"
inquired tho Yankee. " Certainly," said
tho unsuspecting lawyer; I'll find it pres
ently." " On tho whole," said t'.io'Yankce
coollcy pocketing tho bank noto ho hnd'lnid
uui; 'un mo wnoio Bir, i guess you
needn't take tho trouble; it will bo cheaper
for me to buy the book, and hunt it my-1
self." ' '
IS?" At a recent trial tho counsel for th
prosecution, after severoly cross-examin-.
ing a witness, suddenly put on a look of
severity and exclaimed "Now, sir, was
not an effort made to induce you to tell a
different story?" ' "A different story from
what I havo told, do you mean?" ' " That's
what I mean." ' Yes, sir; several persons
have tried to get mo to tell a different story
from what I have told, but thev couldn't."
" Now, sir, upon your oath, I wish to know
who those persons are." " Well, you've
tried about as hard as any "of them."
E3f A storekeeper at Quincy, 111., pos
sessing a pup that habitually upset the
paint cans in the rear of the store, rubbod
the dog's nose in the spilled paint as a
reminder that he must not do so again,.
Last week the animal spilled the paint,
and observing that his master was engaged
in waning on a customer, uie aocne pup
rubbed his own nose in tho mixture aud
rau howling out the back way.
C37"Ononoof our hottest days a man
went into a photograph-saloon to get some
pictures taken. " How long' will I have to
wait?" he at length inquired. "Only
minute, while we prepare the plate," re
plied the operator. " Plate 1" ejaculated
the would-be sitter, wiping tho perspiration
from his face; "if I keop on sweating like
this, no plate will hold me; you'll have to
take me In a soup-bowl."
tW An old preacher once took for his
text: "Adam, where artthon?" and di
vided bis subject into three parts:
1st. ' All men are somewhere.
2d. Some men are where they ought not
to bo.
8d. Unless they take care, they will very
soon find themselves where they would
much rather not be.
There is a 4th class, we think. It is
those who get behind in the race, and ar
generally said to bo nowhere.
VW A Connecticut Democrat sent his
son to New York to complete his education.
After a short time his son wrote to his
father that he was studying "Horace." On
learning this, the paternal parent replied,
" Come home; I don't want Oreely to mako
a Republican out of my son."
tW Ilomor is supposed to have been the
first to notice the Grecian bond in the fol
lowing lines from the tenth book of tli
Illiad:
" Lo, bere the wretched AgAmemnon stands,
The unhappy general of the (IrtcUm bands,
Whom Jove decrees with dally cares to 6iii."
fST Brolth and Jones were at the mo
nngrio nnd tho conversation turned on
Darwin's theory. " Look at the monkey,"
said Smith; "Think of its being an unde
veloped human !" " Human 1" said Jones,
contcmpotously, "it's no more human than
I am."
t"sf A candidate for medical honors,
having thrown himself into a fever from
his incapacity to answer the questions, was
asked, " How would you sweat a person
fortlie rheumatism?" "I would send
hi in here to bo examined.
tW "A basket of champagne !" excited
ly exclaimed a country dame, "Why, I
declare, now 1 I always thought sham
pngne was watery stuff, like; I never know
ed you could carry It in a basket."