7 DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR Ha been tented by the publle FOR TKN YEARS. I)r. Crook'M Wine of Tar Renovates and Invigorate the entire system. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Is the very remedy fur the Weak . mid Jcbilituttd. DR. CROOK'S WINK OK TAR Kapidly restores cxliiiUBted I Strength ! BR. CROOK'S WINK OF TAR Restores tlio Appetite and Strengthens tho Stomach. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Causes tho food to digest, removing IJ'lt'Iii ami Indigestion DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Gives touo and energy to ' Debilitated Constitutions. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR. All recovering from any Illness will tlud this the best Tonio they can take. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Ih an effective Regulator of the Liver. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures Jaundice, or any Liver Complaint- DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Makes Delicate Females, who are never feeling Well, Strong and Healthy. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Has restored many Persons who have been uuuble to work for years. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be taken if your Stomach is out of Order. Dr. trook'H IVInc or Tar Will prevent Malarious Fevers, and braces up tho System. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Possesses Vegetable Ingredients which make it the best Tonio in the market. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAIt Has proved itself in thousands of cases capable of curing all diseases of the Throat and Lungs. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAK Cures all Chronic Coughs, and Coughs and Colds, more effectually than any other remedy. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Has Cored cases of Consumption pronounced Incurable by physicians. DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR lias cured so many cases of Asthma and Bronchitis ihat It has been pronounced a specific far these complaints. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Removes Palo in Breast, Bide or Back. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR. Should be taken for diseases of the Urinary Organs. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures Gravel and Kidney Diseases. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be taken for all Throat and Lung Ailments. Da CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be kept in every house, and its life giving Tonio piopertics tried by all. Dr. CROOK'S Compound Syrup of Poke Root, Cares any disease or Eruption ou the Skis. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND STRUP OP POKE ROOT, Cures RueuraatUra and Pains im Limbs, Bones, Ac. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OP POKE ROOT. Builds up Constltntions - broken down from : Mineral or Mercurial Poisons. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures all Mercurial Diseases. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT Should be taken by all requiring a remedy to make pure blood. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYUUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures Scald Head, Salt Rheum an'd Tetter. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE R(K)T, Cures long standing uneaten or ins uiver, DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Removes Syphilis r the diseases it futalls nioetencctually and speedily haa any and all either remcdlcscemblncd. any i mly New Millinery Goods I HKO to Inform the public Hint I have Just. ro. turned from I'hlliulolphia. Willi a full assort ment of the latost styles nt MIM.1NKKY fi()OT)H. HATH AM) HON NETS. iiinnoxs, ritKNTH n-owicns. 1 KATHIXS, (.HHiNONM, LACK t.APKS, .NOTIONS, And all nrtlele usiinlly found In ft first-etas Mil linery lCsluljllshmcnt. All order promptly at tended In. -We will sell all irmxls us Cheap as can bo got elsewhere. DRKSS-MAKINGdone to order and In the la- test style, nsl net tlio latest Fashion frmn New Vnrk everv imintli. (loliorlna done to order. In all widths. 1 will warrant nil my work to give sat isfaction. All work done lis low as possible. ANNIK ICKKS, Cherry Street, near the Station. Newport, Pa. 510 13 CARSON'S STELLAR This is nut I ho lowest priced, but liolni niiieh the liest is ill the end by far tho cheapest. Do not fall to give it a trial, mid you will use no ol her. OIL. Till? alarming Increase In the number of fright ful accidents, resulting III terrible, deaths and the destruction of valuable property, caused oy ine innisci miniate tiseoi tins, kiumwi iiimtu mu name of petroleum, prompts us to call jour spe cial atumt ion to an article which will, wherever I'SKI). remove the C'AUSK of such accidents. We allude to Carson's Stellar Oil FOR ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The nronrletor of this fill has for several vears felt the necessity of nrovidlim for. and nresentlnu to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous comiKiniids which aro sent broadcast over the country, an oil that is HAFK and llltll.1,1 ANT, and entirely reliable. After a hum series of labo rious and costly extierimenis. no uas succeeded in iirovldinir. and now otters to the public, such a substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It is safe beyond a question. The primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to mako it 1'ERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the lives and projierty of those who use it. SIX Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid II- uminator now known. 81), Because It Is more economical, in the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now in too common use. TH, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possi ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard ot SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To orevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive compounds now known under the name of Kerosene, tie., &c., It Is put up for family use In Five Gallon cans, eaan can being sealed, and stamped with the trade-mark of the proprietor i it cannot be tamiered with between the manufac turer and consumer, none is genuine wunout me THAI1K-MAKK. STELLAR OIL Is sold onlv by weleht. each can containing live gallons of six and a half pouuds eacn, tnus securing hi every piircnaser inn meas ure. It is the duty and Interest of all dealers and consumers of Illuminating oil to use the STELLAR OIL only, because It atone is known to he safe and reliable. V All orders should be addressed to jAitii:. & coM WHOLESALE A&ENTS, 136 South Front Street, 1 Sly Philadelphia. Valuable Ileal Estate At Private Sale. A IIOUSK AND LOT Situated In the village of Roseburg, one and a-half miles from Ickesburg, Ferry county, Fa. The house Is Two Stories hleh. also a Cellar and Cellar Kitchen, with a Well of wuler at the door. The lot comprises HIXTEEN iVClllCN of land In a good state of cultivation, on which is erected A X)1 IXKi 1IAHN, twenty feet In width, by llfly feet In length , scTlils property will be sold low, as the owner has removed from the neighborhood. Mr For terms apply to DAVID M. HARRISON, ok Ickesburg, ROUER HARRISON, 6 30 tf Duiicaiiuou Woolen Factory. VALUABLE Farm at Private Sale, THE undersigned offers at private sale, a farm 111 Rye towushtp.Ferry county, l'a., containing r ACHEH. The land Is the best in the nlghborhood, with run ning water In every Held, is under good fence, and has thereon erected a new , i : Frame Dwelling House. There is alsoa thrifty Young ORCHARD on the place. This land lies along two public roads the Fishing Creek road and the Umb'i (Jap road i the last named divides the laud in two parts 3UM on the one skle and Ufi'-j on the oilier i on the iiiH acre plooe is a New Frame Dwelling House, audou the other a FRAME 22x28, . erected for a house, with a never falling Spring of water. This laud will lie sold as a whole, or in two Tracts, to suit purchasers. V Persons desiring to purchase a fann will do well to enamlue this ono before Investing else where, as it lies within four miles of Marysvllle. and the Pennsylvania Railroad one of the best marxets in tne county. Further information ran be had by ad dressing in. JOHN UHAW, Jen tier X Roads, 12 Somerset county, l'a. Daily Express and Freight Line BETWEEN BLOOMFIELD& NEWPORT! TIIRsubsorlber wishes to notify the citizens of BlooiuneM and Newport that he Is ruiiuiug a Dully Line between these two places, and will haul Freight of any kind, or promptly deliver packages or messages entrusted to his eai-e. . Outers may be left for III m at Uie stores of F. Mortimer si Co., New Uloouilleld, or Mllllmui Musser. Newport, l'a. ' ' J. B. WHITMORE. Rlor.inH.et4, January 24, 1870. Philadelphia Advertisements. DAVID D. ELDER A CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Kookscllcrs and Stationers, I1IANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS. And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AMI WALL PAPER. No. 4.K) Market Street, 111 PHILADELPHIA, I" A. John Lucas & Co., u Sole ann JaSv run OJV.1 M&gffl MANUFACTURERS or Till IMPERIAL FRENCH, if AM) PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, I'uro White Ieuil and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. There Were Sold in the Year 1870, or Blatchley's Cucumber TRADE MARK. WOOD PUMPS, Measuring 213,506 feet In length, or sufficient in me agregate lor A WELL OVER 40 MILES BEEF, BimpU in Conttrvction Eaty in Operation utnng no l am 10 in naur vu . rabU and Cheap. These pumps are their own best recommendation, For sale bv Dealers in Hardware and Aerlcultu ral Implements, Plumbers, rump Makers, &c., throughout the country. Circulars, tic., furnish ed uuon amillc atlon bv mall or otherwise. Single pumps forwarded to parties In towns where I have no agents upon the receipt of the retail nrtrw. In buying, be careful that your pnmp bears my traae mam as auove. as i guarantee no oiner. U. Office and Ware-room, No. sua Commerce Street, 6 13tfl PHILADELPHIA, PA. W These l'umps can be ordered of the Manu- lacturer, or tr. Mortimer Co., isew uioomneia. SOWEK, POTTS & CO., Dooknellera A Htallonem, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS Nos. 530 Market and 623 Miner Streets, PHILADELPHIA, rA. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of tne uniteo. onion, reiioirs uuuiue maps, mo. BLANK BOOKN Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit Writing: Xliiid! THIS FLUID Is warranted KO.UAL to Arnold's, and Is sold at much less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not prove entirely satisfactory. J. For safe by F. Mortimer, New Bloomfleld, MILLER H ELDER, Sole Agents, 4,'SO Market Street, tl0.11 Philadelphia. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fketmiri. KAUII & FKY9IIRK, InroRTERS and JonniK or China, O Ihhh ' ,t N II ' QUEENSWA11E, 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. C7" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Fackagcs. a. 9.110 W. A. ATWOOI). Isaac W. Ranok ATW00D, KANCK & CO., UoialllllNKlOll ItlerfliiuiiM, ann Wholesale Dealcro la all kinds of Tickled and Salt FINII, No. J10 North Wharvee, above Itace Street, S406m PHILADELPHIA, PA. Philadelphia Advertisements. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITII (ieo. Wain. (I. W. Hickman. A. I.. Whltemnn. Hickman, W'nn & AVhiteman, DRAI.IRB IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c., No. 222 MARKKT 8TRKET, nilLADKLnilA, l'A. W A full Rtock of the Celebrated Monitor Ni. VT, always on hand. 1 32 tf 10 BAHCROFT & CO." IinuorleiH and Jobwrs Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens, TVliito Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) rhiladelpliia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggi sts, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. CJItAVIJIIilj A CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a One assortment ot Wood and Willow Ware, Mo. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 189. John ShaSner, Jr. E. a Ziegler. Theo. Kume SHAFFNEIU ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFNF.lt, ZIEGLER ft CO., Importers and Dealers in IIONlery, Oloven, Illbboui, Sunipenderft, THREADS, COMBS, aad every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, Mo. St), North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agent for Lancaster Comba. W. F. UOIILER, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMD Straw - O- o o cl h , 153:NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. S. II. TAlLOIt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner ot 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa II OAR, McCONKET CO., Bucceuors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., WnOI.KSALl BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market 8t. and 011 Commerce Street, Philadclpliia, renn'a. WHOLESALE . GROCERS January I, 18110. LLOYD, hUPPLEE, A WALTON, WII0LE8ALB HARDWARE HOUSE N. 623 Market Street, rhiladelpliia. HUMOF. OUS, A Dutchman's Joke. Wo had a Gorman American fcllow-citl-r.on, by the nanio of General Willich and a good sold ier, too by tho way. It was about the time of tho b.ittlo of Rone River, when one day Captain Allen, of General W.'s staff enme riding up to his headquar ters, and tho following convi-rsl ion ensued : "Veil Caupitain said tlio General, in a jolly tnood, "vot is dor news mit dor fronts?" "O, not much of imy news, General ; only a little Hludling irni on." Tho General jumped on his fuel, a l excite ment, and staff officers and orilci lies gath ered around to hear tho news, while Gen eral Willich exclaimed: "Scln lliuy ! solicit ing 1 vot Rebelling? Vot islider il.miugo?" "O, not imieli damage, General ; it was only the boy's " shelling" a little corn for their horses." To say that this called out a laugh is drawing it mild. It would havo brought the house, down had there been any house there to bring down. The General laughed as heartily as the rest, exclaiming, " Dot i.sh coot, dot is tome funs 1" A little whiio after, General Iiarkor, upon whoso staff I then had tlio honor to bo serving, rode over to Wilheh's heod- qurarters, and Gencral.W., no doubt think ing it a good opportunity to air his joke, replied, lu answer to General Marker's question. " Well, AVillieli, what is tho newst'' "O, veil, Sheiiencnil, dare bees not much no wz only dor poys bees sehelling a lecdlo corn for der horses." Ho looked at us as much as to say, "now is tlio time for tho laugh to come in." and himself broko into a boisterous " Ila ! ha !" winch canio to a very sudden termination when he saw that we did not join him. Tho officers who had been present nt tho forinor sceno had by this time put in an appearance, by tho General, s merriment, and scratching his head in much perplexity, he exclaimed:. " By dundor 1 daro vas somedings funny apout dat ven I hears him, put I dont not see vcro der laugh comes in alretty, aint it?" About that time bo found out. A fellow with an inquiring turn of mind, was anxious to know the meaning of the letters W. or It. which bo saw on so many posts along; the rail road. He was told they were instructions to tho engin eer, to either ring or whistlo. This quieted him for a time, whan he suddenly broke out with: " Isay Mister aint you mistaken? I've beard of commencing wiing with W. but who ever heard of commencing whistle with an R?" tW A young man, not a hundred miles from town, was accosted by a friend the other day with the remark : " I heard Uie other day that you were about to get mrried." "Wa'll, yes," he replied, "I thought awhile that I would marry, but I found out that the girl and all her people wore against it and I concluded to drop it." (9 A man having fallen into a slough, an Irishman standing by, called to another for assistance. The latter who was busily engaged in cutting a log, leisurely inquir ed. " How deep is he in ?" " Up to bis an kles," "Then thero is plenty of time." " No, there is not," replied the first j '"I forgot to tell you he's in bead-first." HT Captain Feeks, of the three months troops, had seen the left-wheel movements executed, and undortook to put his own company through it, but being unable to think of the proper words of command, substitued the following : " Come around like a gate t All ready ? Come 1" . tW An old bachelor recently gave the following toast : Woman the morning star of infancy, the day star of manhood, and the evening star of age. Bless our stars, and may they always be kept at tele scopic distance I" tW A Danbury lady, recently visiting Wctborsflcld, asked one of the attendaU why the prisoners receive such coarse fare? He told her it was to keep their blood from becoming impure; and whon she asked him what they would do if their blood was impure, he dryly responded, " Break out." tU Young gent : "Might I ask you, miss ah ' Miss: "Very sorry, sir; but I am engaged for the next three dances. "Ah it is it's, beg your pardon, miss; you are sitting on my hat !". tW" ' Oerty, my dear," said a teacher to one of his pupils, "you have been very good Utile girl to-day." "Yes'm, I could not help being good; I had a stiff neck," said Oerty, with perfect seriousness. IW " I say, Pat, what are you about sweeping out the room ?" "No," answered Pat, "I'm sweeping out tho dirt and leaving the room." y An affected Illinois father advertises fer bis runaway daughter, promising her lover fa, (50 if he will send her homo again. tW "Figures won't lie." Won't they? Docs a fashionablo woman's figure tell the truth? tlP Tho man J who couldn't find his match wont to bed In the dark. tW Boarding houso bread, little faded "flower." "Ti's but a