7.
LOOK TO YOUR INTERESTS !
EVERY PERSON
.. !! t . . 1 '
' 1 should not foiyct to ''-'if
CALL AT Til 13 1'KIUIY STORK,
KEPT I)V
D. A. SAWYER
N. E. CORNER PUBLIC SQUARE,
t
., Where you will find the choicest stock of
ITtY '0001N
, ,IN CARLISLE,'
AT THE LOWEST PRICES.,
- Don't fall to give him a cull.
Carlisle Sept. 29, 1871. 40 tf.'
THE AMERICAN WASHER!
PRICE, $5.50! . '
THK AMERICAN WASH Kit SAVES MONEY,
TIME, AND DKUPGUKY.
The Fatigue of Washing Day no linger Dread
ed, but licononiy, Eulciency, und Clean Cloth
ing, Bine. . ;
In cnlllngpniillc attention to this little machine,
a few of the Invaluable qualities, (not possessed
by anv other washing machine jet Invented,) are
here enumerated. ' ,
It is the smallest, most compact, most portable,
most simple in construction, most easily operated.
A child ten years old. with a few hours' praetioo,
can thoroughly comprehend and ellcctually use It.
There Is no adjusting, no screws to annoy, no de
lay in adapting I It Is always ready for use 1 It
Is a perfect little wonder! If Is a miniature Riant,
doing more work and nf better finality, than the
most elaborate and costly, fine half of the labor
Is fully saved by its use, and the chillies w ill last
one-half longer than by the old plan of the rub
board. It will wash the largest blanket, or three
shirts at a time, washing thoroughly! In a word,
the ablution of any fabric, from a Quilt to a I-n o
Curtain or Cainbrh) Handkerchief, are equally
in the capacity of tills MTTI.E (1 KM! It can bo
fastened to nnv tub and token on" at will.
No matter bow deep rooted a prejudice may
exist against Washing Machines, the moment this
little machine Is seen to perform Its wonders, all
doubts of its cleaning elllcaey and utility are ban
ished, and the doubter and detractor at once be
come the fast friends of the machine.
We have testimonials without end. setting forth
Its numerous advaii'ages over all others, and from
hundreds who have thrown aside the unwieldy,
useless machines, which have signally failed to
accomplish the object promised In prominent and
loud sounding advertisements.
It Is as perfect for washing as a wringer Is for
wringing. The price, another paramount Induce
ment to purchasers, has been placed so low that
It Is within the reach of every housekeeper, anil
there Is no article of domestic economy that will
repay the small Investment so soon.
o
All that In asked for this GltKAT LABOR
8AVKK, is a fair trial. We guarantee each ma
chine to do its work perfectly.
Solb Agents fob tub United States,
A. II- FKANCISCUS & CO.,
613MAHKET ST., PHILADELPHIA, PA.
The largest and cheapest WOODEN WAKE
HOUSE in the United States. 5 35 13, c.
Photographs !
Photographs !
Sari
W 1
' JACOB COllLB,
Photographic , Artist,
NEWPORT, PENN'A.
rTMIE subscriber would resnectfully call the at
1 tent Ion of the citizens of this county to the
fact that he Is prepared to take HIOTOURA I'llH
la the best style of the art. His long experience
enaoies nun vo prouuee
I'iCTUitEa wmcu CAxyor vn kx
VULL.KD.
All persons are requested to call at his rooms and
examine specimens.
- Particular attention given to copying likenesses
of deceased persons, and great care will be taken
l to furnish .
' Good Pictures of CMldron.
Framing material and a good assortment of frames
always on haud, and for sale at low prices.
JACOll COM.il, Artirt,
. 1 ' ' " Newport, Perry Co., Pa
Those Old Clothes
Need be worn no Ioniser.
a the mibwrlherM aid
now prepared with a hi
nil Htnrk nf Fall 'ftHlmn-
from which they m;ik clothing to order. 11 a gar
Rieuv nuiue uy us uucb nuv ui
Can be Exchanged for
One which will glv entire h&Us faction, i
Full , Xeiv Suits
Made at short notice, and In a superior manner.
As we have the regular monthly Fashion Ueports,
I hose who desire can he tlielr garment
Cut hi the Latest Style!
We ask all wanting Clothing tn call and exam
ine our assortment of goodt suited tor Miiw' nad
aud Hoys' wear, and see specimens of bur work.'
.!''"" ' F. MOKTIMKR ft CO.,
, New BltHUifleld. fa.
NOTICE TO INVALID PKNtllONKKM.
Thimsands of Moldlerswho are now drawing
Invalid tensions are eulillod to Increase. All I'eu
sloneiv who believe their rensioiis too small, can
now have them increased bv making application
lo USWIrt foil Kit,
. -I .!. ... r Claim Agent,' K
637 6t New llloomneld. Ta.
VTOTICE--All persons are forbid trtspais
' il '"( on nT lnd for the purpose of hunt
lug, and all persons doing will be dealt wltb
accordlugto law. r IIENHY AVIK.
CfPtre iwp Oct. Jft, 1871.
A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY
Sr. WALKER'S CiLIFOItNIA
VINEGAR BITTERS
Hundreds of Thousands g
w C Hesr testimony to their 'Wonder- MB,?
6(5: fulCurallvo Effects. 2 g
Hi WHAT ARE THEY? fg
f!i::T.: - f'
. JJiT'Sir Ell
2 I k f J
hS? Ciftui! .2
O -P THEY ARK NOT A VILE ". 3
-aa FANCY
DRINK,
Made or Poor Itum. WbUfcey, Trnof Bplrlra
Lr.d IwCifuBV Ltlquurs doctored, eplcod onUfiwcct
cHwtt t- i;lcutiotl:o taflto, er.Ucd" Tonics,"" Appetis
er, " Iicfl;crcT8, AC, that lend tlia tippler tn to
C::'nknnc acd rcla.htit are o tmo Merticlae, rr.atlc
frcutl.oNiif.v3 Iloctsand Herts of California, frro
Irorn nil Alconolla btlumlnnti 'Ihcyaiu II; j
UK HAT ULOOll l'l ICII IKR and A MI U
aVIN(J rillNCiriiEaporrcrt Kcnovator or.l
luvigoratur of the bybttm, carrying otT all po;3onova
Uiattcr uud rcetoilMR tlio blood to a healthy coud.tica.
c person can taUo lhc&-3 Clttars sccordUff to direc
tion end remain lor.g uhttcII.
blUO wlllbo given for an InmraMocv.Ho.rn vlvlccl
tli a tonci ara not dctUoycd by uilntr. l .:a-:t cr
other mcacfl, and tho ltal cr'aua natU.l 1;i.)oli. t'. o
point of rupolr. ' -
I'nr InilumtiMttm y raid Chronic Khcumn
tlnm aud liour Dyspopnlnt (ft Indiffestloii,
HilluiiM. Uciutiteiit and Intermittent Iutcih
l)lc r-acM of tho lllood Llvcr( liidiu )nt nnd
lilittliicr, tlitho Ulttcva l:avo been mcft fccclck
fu:. huch lHtiCO-cs era cacccd Xj Villntrd
Itiood, vhichlsK'jr.crally produced by dcraaimunt
of tliy DipetMivc Vrpnun,
DYSl'rIA C 't lXDKJErTI(i, ilcr.d
aches 1'alu In tho bhouU trs, Cout;li3,Tipliii.c:u cf tho
t'hcr.t, Dizziness, Bour Eructations cf tho fctcn:acht
r.ad taetu iu tho Mouth, Villous Attacks, J'alpUUcn
cf thallciirt, Intiainn.attcn cf tlioLuusa, 1'aiutntho
rcKlona of tho Kidney, and a hundred oliicr p. lit I
tyixiptoms.art; tho ulTfafr:nc:3nf Dycpepci?..
Tlr y lnvigornto tlie Htcsmcb and stimtilato t;.o tor-
plcUiTcr&nd towrle, which render them cf unequalled
cClcacy In cleansing thctlocdcf al Urn purities, end
luipartinp new liTo and vior to tho vrholo system.
1 OR Mi. IN DlSEASliS.l-ruptlonii.TcUer.Ealt
Khccm.lMotchefl, E, ott, I Ili-iki. ructu)cp,To.le,rtr-
banclcs, llkig-Vtonti, tcala-IIcad, tcro I'yca.Eryslp-
cloo.Hch, bcurlK, I-lucoloratloin cf tho liUu.IIamora
in J Di3t iiBi cl'tho tl.!n, of whr.tovcr natno or nature.
aro literally jg up audcviUd out of thonyotcm In a
abort tltio by the tioj cf these Kittcre. One botMo In
uch caaea will coin iaco tho meet lacrednloua ct their
curattvQ ctluct. -
CIcllbq tho Vituied Blood whenever you find Its
ImpurtticM burnt;::! through thop!:ln lalMmplcs, J?rn
tlona cr Lett r ; cl jli.i;o it v. hen you find it obstructed
and el;i;t;!:;h l i tii-i veins ; cleanan It when It to foul,
and your ljjl.u;;b v.;il tJil yju .:ic.i. Roup (ho blood
pure and tho lur.Hh cf tlo liytctn v.U follow.
PIN, TAPE and other WOIWIH, l-.7t.uii; In tho
yitein of no i:-.uny tiouxiantlH, :.ro vucutuully destroy
ed and rrn.oti.d. I or ft. 11 tllrcctlcn, rcma carefully
tho circular uiomi.u kucx L.t.Ju, piiat :d t.i i";;r luu-
J. WALE E It, rropri.ur. K. 11. Mclj(C;AXD ti CO.,
prugirtsts and CJcn. gouts, au lraiicl.cn, Cr.l ,
and 83 and Si Commerce Struct, New Yur:.
gy&OLD DT ALL DRUGGISTS Allli I-'I.ALLIiS
1780 TAKE NOTICE. 1871
Are You Afflicted or Sick ?
USE
FAHRNEY'S
BLOOD CLEANSE It
oil ,
1 A. ' IS u. C 12 j. !
H
s
&
pr.
AN Alterative and Cathartic, or Ton le and
Purge, for diseases arising from bad blood.
This preparation was established In 1870,and
has been prepared In llpiid form for more than
18 years. In January or February, 1 870, anoth
er party commenced to preparo a sluillnr article
which is Inferior to tho genuine, and which
should not be mlsluken for ours. Ask for "Dr.
Faiihnbt'i Blood Ci-kanbeh ok 1'anacka,"
and accept no others.
The Truilo Mark of the oldest and gouulue,
la printed In areen on a yellow wrapper, huv
log also the signuturo of P. Fahrncy, il. JJ.,
Chicago. : t
Jr. P. FahrneyU Health Mettenner", plvea
the hletory and uses of the Blood Ci.basbf.k,
testimonials, and other Information, scut free
charge. Address
llB. P. FAHIlNET'a Brotiiehs & Co.,
Waynesboro, Franklin County, Pa.
Ask for Dr. Fuhrncy's Blood Cleanser and
, CLEANSE VOUIl ULOOI
tT" Bold everywhere and In New Bloomfleld
by F. Mobtimbb ft Co., only. 518 '
r, ... , ., r
The leiinHjlvaiita 1)
Cattle Insurance Company.
-
Capital and Assets, $150,000.
Jiirtirjmriifi-tl hy thfl Court of Common
bf'ScMylkill do.,' Kov. 27, '69.
Incorporated by Legislature May 10,1871.
(r) f : ' i
TT liiti now ful) fowtY to' ItiKUva Buildings,
Meu'liaudlaa and all kind a mC -Property
Hnlnht Fire, bloi ms or TaaipcsU. Also. o
Insiiro llorsea and Cattle sulust Death or
Theft. The rates on Loan or Vreforrxid Poll clan
are a little liluher titan nuy -other company
doing bualncsa in the county ( but this cIiihs of
policy boldera enn borrow , money any time the
Company can spare It out of Its auplua assets,
and the money will bo loaned In rotation so
that the tlrst persons procuring loan policies
can be the first to borrow money If they need
It. Only
ttlX PKU CKNl 1NTK11K8T f f
will be charged for money, and loans will be
nmda at all places 'thut good hkoiuIo can be
established, so that the Company will be a
Home Company wherever It does business.
The Company will also tnlo -risks on the
common cash and mutual plane a cheap as
other reliable companies. '
The Directors meet regularly on the secoud
Monday of every mouth.
JOHN D. UADE8TY,. President,
JAMES II. 0K1ER, Secretary. i .
Office, 308 Centre St., Pottsville, Pa.
529 - , !,'.- ' ' " " ;
t ALL KINDS of Fr nUiif neatly
PRINTINQI teKeeutedat the "'Hmmhmiji
i ximw" brain j o write.-
CONSUMPTION.
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE.
By J. . BCltttf CK, U. D.
Knnv a hnmnn being has pnmtrd away fbr wlton
doniU the re wiifl no other rtMion than the nKlart of
Known ana imitftpuutbiy itrovn mean or cure.
Tliofto near and tivnr to funilly and friends are
nlpcpinir tho rirenmlerw plumber into '
i which, had
I hoy Cftlmly nnoptrd
I It r.A TI r.n I,
and avnlted theinsilvf'n of his wondrnilly efflcsv
clous medicines, they would not have fallen.
Dr. Kchcwk ha In his-own ciwe provi-d that
wh'TPVHr foitllrlent vitality rtninltis, tliut vitality,
Uy his medU'inos and his directions for their use, is
qulckcnrd into hfiaKhful vigor. 1
In tills statement there Is nothtntr presnmptiious.
Tn Die faith of I he In valid Is nindnno rprsciitiitloii
that is not a thntmand ttntcs milMtuntlaied by HvIhk
nnd vltfhle works. The theory of the cure by Dr.
Ht'henck's medicines Is as simple as It Is nnfhllltiK.
Its phllosnnhy retiiilres no urgumeuU It la slt'-at-snrlnff.
selt-cinvliirln(r.
TheHea-weed Touleand Mandrake Pills are tho
first two weapons with whh li tho citadel of tho
malHdy Is assiilli'd. Two-thirds of the ohm of con
nnniptfon orlRlnate In dyspepsia and a functionally
' disordered liver. With this condition the bronchial
tuhoa sympatlilw" with the sUmar-h. They re
apoiid to the morhi lie action tif the liver. Here then
mines the rultniunllnx result, and tho setting In,
WitU all ItSdlSlresqliiff svniptnis of
4ki .nrnox.
The Mnndrakn Pills are coniposnl Of one oflVa
t tire's li(ihle-it Kll'tfl the I'odophllluni reltatlim.
They ixtssesM nil tho blood-Neurehlini, alterative
properiies of calomel, Imt, unlike rnlomel, thty
"M AVK MO STfiii Hf:illl
The work of cure is now heainniiiK. The vitiated
and mucous deposits in the bowels and In the nil
men tary canal are ejected. The liver, like a clock,
Is wound up. It arouses from Its torpidity. The
iMoutarh nets rcsponslvely, and tho patient begins
to i'vol tlmt he Is with)?, til Inst,
a mi pri.Y or ;oon viroon.
The Hi'u-weed Tonlo. In ooiijuoctton H it h Hie rills,
permeates and assimilates with the fttnd. Chyllil
CHtlon Is now pruKrenslnn without Its previous tor
tures. Dlgextlnn ueeonit's piduless, and thecurels
seen to beat hand. There is no more llatulenee, no
exacerbation of the stomach. A n appettle Mets tn.
Now eomea the greatest Klood Purifier ever yet
Riven by an indulgent father tn sufVorlne man.
Hcli e nek s Pulinonie Syrup comes In to perhrm Us
functions and to hasten and complete the cure. It
enters at one upon Its work. Nature can not be
client en. It collects and ripens the Impaired ami
d Weaned portions of the lungs. Iu the form of
Kathertnus, it prepares them fir expectoration, am!
nil in a very sunn nine nn? iiiauiiiy is vautuiKjici
the rotten throne that It occlipted Is renovated ain
made tit
lo new. and (he mil lent. In all the diirnltv or re
ra hi
ed viKor, slept mnlt to enjoy the luiiuliood or
womanhood
JHUUUOU (UIll W IIS
OIVKN IP AH LOST.
The fteeond thlna Is, the patients must utaT In a
warm room until they et well ; It Is almost impos
sible lo prevent Inking cold when tho Iuiirs are ills
rnMed. hut It must he prevented or a cure can not ho
eil'eeied. Fresh air and riding out, especially In this
section of the country. In the fall and whiter sea
son, ure hll wrontr- Phvslciaus who recumniend
that course lse their putlenli, If their lunip aro
hadly diseased; and vi t, leeaust they are In the
house they must nut sli down ipilet; they must walk
about the room as much nml as fust as the strength
will henr, to net up a oi id circulation of blood. The
patients must keep in Kood spirits he determined
to net well. This liiut n (rreut deal to do Willi the
appetite, and Is the urcut point to tf:iln.
'I o despair of cure alter such evidence of Ita pos
sibility iu the worst cases, and moral certainty In
all others. Is sinful. r. Mchenck's personal state
ment to tho Faculty ol his own euro wua iu thMU
HUKlest words;
"Many years airo T wan tn the last stages of con
sumption; confined to my bed. and alone time my
physicians thought that I could not Uvea week; then,
like a drowning man ditching at straws, 1 heard of
nnd obtained the preparation which I now oiler to
the public, and they made a perfect cure of me. It
seemed to me that I could feel them penetrate my
whole system. They soon ripened the matter hi my
lungs, and 1 would spit up more thauaplntofniTen
sive yellow matter every morning for a long lime.
"As soon lis thai began to subside, my cough,
fever, pains, nnd night-sweats nil begun to leave me,
and my apiwtite became so great that It was with
difllculty that I could keep from eating too much.
1 soon gained my strength, and have grown In llesli
ever since.
" I was weighed shortly nfter my recovery," added
tie Doctor, 11 then looking II ke a mpre skeleton; my
weight was only ninety-seven pounds; my present
weight Is two hundred and twenty-live (2a) pounds,
and for years I havo enjoyed uninterrupted health.'1
Or. Hchenck has discontinued his professional
visits to New York and Hoston. He or Ills son, lr.
J. If. Kchenck, Jr., still continue to see patients at
their Oll.ce, No. A North Hlxlh htreet, Milladelphla,
every Saturday from a.m. to I r.M. Those who
wisu a uiorougn examination with the K spiro
meter wtll be charged f. The Itesplrometer declares
the exact condition of the lungs, and patlenta cau
readily learn whether they are curable or not.
The directions for taking the medicines are adapt
ed to the Intelligence even of a child. Follow these
directions, and kind Nature will do the rest, except
ing that InVmie cases the Mandrake Pills ara to be
taken In Increased dtwes; the three medicines need
no other accompaniments than the ample Instruc
tions that accompany them: First create appetite.
Of returning health, hunger Is the most welcome
nymptom. When it comes, aa It will come, let the
despairing at once be of good cheer, (lood blood at
once follows, the cough loosens, the night-sweat la
abated. 1 n a short time both of these morbid symp
toms are gone forever.
lr. Hchenck's medicines are constantly kept in
tens of thousands of families. As a laxative or pur
gative, the Mandrake Fills are a standard prepara
tion; while the Pulmonic Hyrup, as a cureof coughs
and colds, may he regarded as a propbylaoterio
against consumption In any of Its forms.
Price of the Pulmonic Kyrup aud Hea-weed Tonic,
Mi a bottle, or $7.fio a half dow?u. Mandrake Pills,
cents a Ihjx. For sale by all druggists and dealers.
"JoHN40N, Hou owAY Hi CowuKN, 002 Arch
Htrect. rluludelphia, Wholesale Agents. 6 2a ly
Ttf-E-W YORK
CONTINENTAL
Life . Insurance ' Company,
OF NEW YORK, "
STItlCTI,! M I 'VVAL I
Ahmi'Im, )fj.l,rjM,0(0 '
XSSUHH all the new forms of Policies, and pre.
1 scnts as favorable terms as any company In the
IJnlted States.
The Company will niako temporary loans on its
Policies.
Thirty days' graee nllowndon each payment, and
the policy held flood diirinx that time,
i'ulicies issued by Oils OoiniHiny are non forfeit
ure.- , ' t , . ! : ' ' I
kii Mini ri Am are maocior irnvci uk orriii is.
Policy-holders share In the annual prolitsot the
Company, and nave a voice in me elections uuu
management oi loeui'inimny
Jio policy or medical feecharied. ' J
Iusti's Lawhknck. rres't,
- M. D.' Vykooi', Vice Pres't.
J. P.Koubhs, Beo'y.
, J, P. KATON.
1 (ienera) Agent,
No. A North Third Street,
4-29 yl , i,,, i J Collet lilvct, Uarrlsburg, Pa.
tsPLKNDlJJ, i.(sOW.lMliN X
, Of
11Y
CiOOD
(J OOP
S
Suited to the Season,
Are Now Otrerccl for Sale by .
' r." MORTIMER, '& CO.";
T ADIE8 AND CHILDREN will find
J J splendid assortuieut of shoes at the one
price store of Jr. Mortimer a Co.
English Hoofing Felt
Is fottnd to stand well In all climates, hclnir ex
tensively used for Koollnfr Houses, Out-Build-lnis
and Sheds) for Laying Flat Roofs, Gutters,
Lining Granaries, Storehouses, er ' AValls,
(cither outside or inside), and for placing un
dor Blntts or Tiles. - It is also a cheap and
effective Celling on the underneath side of raf
ters of a Hinted or Tiled Koof, and as a Celling
to Iron Hoofs, counteracting Heat, Frofct, aud
Condensation of Molsturo.
The English Felt Is put np In rolls of 25
yards In length, by ,83 inches In width, and
I'ontauuug a suriace ol .uuu square rcuu
THREE-PLY FELT FOR ROOFING.
In Rolls, 2(1 Inches wldn.by 60 feet In length:
ench roll will cover n surface 10 feci square, or
luu squnro icci.
Jt Is to be laid across tho roof, shinglo fash-
Ion, with a lap of two Inches, nnd secured by
nailing the edges with Sd nails and tin caps.
When laid, the Kelt Is to bo painted with
Mastic Roof Coating, nnd Sanded. Tho Mas
tic Roof Coating Is mixed, ready for use, and
is npplicd with a brush. .
TARRED ROOFING FELT.
Used extensively for Sheathing Houses, and for
Tar and Gravel Rooting, also for placing under
Slnte, Tin nnd Shingle Roofing.
It Is used in packing Woolens nnd Furs to
protect them from moths.
t'ut up in roils wcigiung 43 ponnua eacn.
15 pounds Felt will cover a surface of 100
square feet. . , i . ' . '
TWO-PLY FELT, , '
For Sheathing Houses, Roofing Tcmpornry
Buildings, making Wiitor.Tighl Floors, and for
placing under Slate and Shingles.
Iu rolls, 20 Inches wide by 50 feet In length.
FUch roll will cover a surface of 10 feet square
or 100 square feet.
For Sheathing It can ho nailed upon the stud
ding, making a perfectly uir tight sheathing,
nnd sure protection from dnnumess. Rats,
mice, or vermin will not go near it.
mica Canvas roofing,
In rolls containing SnOsquaro feet. Is to ho
laid across the roof, nnd lapped shingle fash
ion with u lap of two Inches, and secured by
nailing tho edges with 20 ox. tacks.
Tills is tho only Composition Hoofing that
docs not require a tlnihiug cout of paint or
cement.
UNTARRED SIIEATIUNO FELT,
For Carpet Lining, Deadening Floors, and for
putting under Blute, lin and Hhlngle uooung.
Put up in rolls weighing 100 pounds.
10 pounds Felt will cover a surface 10 feet
square, or 1U0 Bqtiare tcct.
MANUFACTURED BY TOE
PENN ROOFING CO.,
105 8outh 2nd Street,
5 33 26t PHILADELPHIA, PA.
HAlinWAliE!
-HARDWARE!
rpiIE subscribers have on hand at all times,
X as complete an assortment of Hardware
as can be found In the county.
NAILS,
HINGES,
LOCKS,
GLASS,
PAINTS & OILS,
and a line assortment of all styles of
B u i I tiers Ha vdi va ve,
. Also, (
CARPENTER - TOOLS,
TABLE CUTLERY, '
" COFFEE, MILLS,
SPOONS,
SHOVELS,
HOES,
and a full stock of
Hardware of Every Description,
All of which will be sold at the lowest market
prices. Persons wauling any article lu this
lino are requested to call and examlneour stock,
F. MORTIMER & CO.,
, t , New Bloompikld, Pa.
The Colby Wvlngev
WITH
Moulton's Patent Rolls.
The Most Perfect ! ' '
' The Cheapest! '
And liimt Wrlmjer in lite Wurhl'
Rolls are pure white Rubber. Frame can
never rot, rust or wear out. It . takes less
room than any other, is lighter, fastens Itself
to the tub, ruus easier, and is THK FAMILY
FAVORITE whorovor used,
It la WARRANTED In every case. We want
good active ', , ,
,, , LIVE ACE NTS
to eanvuss In every town, to whom good wages
ure lusurcd. Full Instructions and particulars
given upon application to Colby Bito A Co.,
508 Broadway, N. Y. . ,, 6 22 a 13.
Pensions, Bounties, &c.
"ITTI'XJWH, Minor Children,' Mothers, Fathers.
V c., of Holdlers who were killed or died of
disease contracted in the Service of the Lulled
Slates, can uow make application for Pension.
Also Soldiers who contracted disease or were
wounded, ruptured, or iu any way disabled Iu the
war of 1861.
When widows die' or re-marry, the child or
children under sixteen years ol age are entitled to
The'tlme for riling claims for additional bounty
has been extuudud six mouths. .) ,,,, , ,-'
Particular attention given to old suspended ease
In the different departments at Washington, l. C
If you have, or think you have a claim aiiainst the
Government, call on or address the undersigned.
No charge for luforuiatiou.. . ..
I.KAVIS POTTKlt,
Attorney for Claimants, .
4 ai
NEW BLOOMFIKI.P, TA
HUMOROUS ITEMS
- It its all very well to gay, " Take
things as they come," but eupposo they
don't couio ?
tSf A Jew, on seeing a prodigiously
line ham, remarked : " Thou almost per-
guadest me to bo a Christian ' . i '
fi Tho slani; expression " hunky
dory" is Scotch and is a synonyuio of the
Latin "uon compos." lie is " unco dour
in tho uptnk" is tho full expression, and
means half-witted. . i i
Some one giving ndvioo to girls
says : jo womnn is lit to bo married
until she has been a mother, and no one
is fit to be a mother until slio has been a
grandmother. . ,
JfeS" Tho strong-minded man who re
fused to join the church because it was a
woman s institution, has since united
himself with the State prison as having
more malo members.
ttSJf " I once," said a friend, saw a
regiment of darkies on pnrado, and when
they camo to the ' right dress,' with the
whites of thcit eyes all turned, it looked
jul like a chalk nunk.
BKAt a colored meeting, a worthy
brother whoso piety exceeded his learning
rather astonished his hearers by quoting,
during an exortation, from " do 'pistlo
ob St. Paul to de the Canadians,"
JgyAn indignant St. Joseph, Mo.,
husband, whose wife sued for a divorce,
writes a protest to Judge Adams, in which
ho says, " this thing called divorco has
in my opinion parted many a man and
his wife."
flSJ" On the departure of Hinhop
Solwyu fur his diocese in New Zealand,
Sydney Smith took leave of him as follows;
" Good-by my dear Solwyn ; I hope you
will not disagree with the man who eats
you."
Jfcjr A gallant, whoso pleasures were
becoming too expensive, announced to
his rhcre amir, one evening, that there
after he could only make her a present
every other time. " Then, my love,"
said she, " come only every other time."
tB" " What is tho matter with you,
Uncle Toby ; what makes you walk so
lame ?"
" Well, I jined a temperance 'sioty
'bout a month ago, and have drank noth
ing but wutcr since, and I 'spect it's got
into my jints and kinder rusted 'em."
JSy " I wish I was a little French
girl, said a ten-year old."
" Why i asked her ma.
" Because then I should know two lan
guages.
" How so V
" Why, you know I can speak English
now, and Trench would make two."
JST One day a little girl, ' about five
yoars of ngo, heard a preacher praying
most lustily, till the roof rang with tho
strength of his supplicatious. Turning
to her mother and beckoning the mater
nul ear to speaking distance, she whisper
ed, " Mother, don't you think if he was
nearer to God, he wouldn't havo to talk
so loud.
8" The Cincinnati Enquirer's Deutch
poet is shocked at the nude Bmall boy oo
tho Davidson fountain, and thus express
es his feelings :
" Dor small boy stands on dor fountain,
And he don't got on any close,
Und dom young girls day all blush and
ay,
i "Vat he means by such conduct as
dose?" .
4 Quite recently a coroner's jury in
Connecticut were deliberating over tho
body of a man whose predelicton for
strong drink had brought him to a quies
cent state, and they had just concluded
to bring in a verdict of " delirium tre
mens," when the supposod defunct rose
to a semi-recumbent posture and playfully
exclaimed, " Here's one of your jury as
vote "No." 1
B6yj" If ever you think of marrying a
widow, my son," said an anxious parent
to his heir, " select one whose firtt hus
band was hung ; that's the only wby to
prevent her throwing his memory in your
face, and making annoying comparisons."
" Even that won't prevent it." exclaimed
a crusty old bacholor; "she'll then praise
him and say Tianjing was too good for
!""" " ' .. ' ' ' : ..':.
S& " Well, Harry, do you love toe ?"
said an ugly and not very agreeable friend
"of the fumily to the pet four-year-old.
"I know, but I cuu't tell," was the
answer. ,, , ,,;,
" But why not 1" ; '
" Bocauso I liou!d bo whipped if I
did," was the frank reply of the observing
child, who hud been taught by pust ex
perience tliut it was not always Bafo to
tell the truth about his mamma's visitors.
; iW In one of the first law cases Gen
eral Butler said, in his usual way, when
the case ,, was called.'. ' Let notioe be
given,".,, , ( . .. ; , ,
" What paper t asked the venerable
clerk.
"In the Lowell Advertiser," said But
)or, selecting a local paper detested by
the party to which the clerk and the
judgea belonged. There was a pnuso.i
"The Lowell Advertiser " said the
clerk, restraining; his fee bug. " I don't
know such a papor,",., , ., . , ,
, " l'piy Mr, Work" said Butler, ".don't
begin telling the Court , what you don't
know, or, there will bono time for any
thing else." ... ,,.,.,,,