l)c Grintc3, tNciu jBloomfiflti, -fflou
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Bloomficlil Academy!
An lZnglitth and Cl.asnicnl School
FOH
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Young Men Prepared For College! f
-l Xormal $ Inm nnd n School of Art.
FALL TERM COMMENCES
On Monthly, tin; '23 th of AikjhsI, 1871
AB the above school has recently been rS-Orsail-lZCll,
Students CI11I Kilter 1U1V tilll!".
J'rof. WM. II. HI IX, a graduate ol KulRi-r'n Col
lege, N. .1.. rilnclp.il.
Si Us ANNA AlHiRPntr.KH, n prndtwro of
Esther Institute, t'olttinbiis. Ohio, teacher of Mu
sic, I'liinlinu. Dl :iwlii(t, French and tieimnn.
Kvcry facility for the ti nlniim of the youth of both
sexes In all that constitutes a liberal anil thorough
education. . ,
The Collegiate Department
embraces nil the higher branches, Including the
Latin nml (ireelt I,anuiiHKcs, KiiKlueering, 1'raetl
'al Surveying. Literature, Natural Sc ience and ad
vanced Aiathciiiatlc.
Vacations: July ami August, anil ono week at
Christmas.
Tonus: For Boarding. Furnished Kooni, wash
ing, Tuition in l.ntln, (ireek, Knglish Itranchesand
-Mai hematics, for the. scholastic year, S1N0.
in vacations. J-JKI.IKI.
The Hoarding Department Is nt the, Institution,
under the supervision of Wiliam drier. Esq., by
whom good and substantial board will be fur
nished: and the pupils will be under the strict caro
of the Principal. Address
W. It. lill.L, A. M. Principal,
or WILLIAM tiltllClt.
4lt (New bloo'ulleld, Terry county, l'a.
THE AMERICAN WASHER !
PRICE, $5
THE AMUUK'AX WAHHKlt SAVES MONKY,
TIME, AMU DltLUtiEKV.
The Katlgtifl of Washing Day no Longer Dread
ed, but Economy, lilllclcncy, and Clean Cloth
ing, riure.
In calling public attention to this little machine,
a few of the invaluable qualities, (not possessed
by any other washing machine Jet invented,) are
here enumerated.
It is the smallest, most compact, most portable,
most simple In construction, most easily uicnitcl.
A child tell years old, with a few hours' practice,
can thoroughly comprehend and etlectually use It.
There Is no adjusting, no screws to annoy, no de
lay in adapting I It Is always ready for use I It
is a perfect lit tle wonder I It is a miniature giant,
doing more work ami of better quality, than the
most elaborate and costly. One lialf of the labor
is fully saved by Its use, nml the clothes will last,
one-half longer than by the old plan of the rub
board. It will wash tho largest blanket, or three
shirts nt a time, washing thoroughly I luaword,
the ablution of any fabric, from a Quilt to a Lace
Curtain or Cambric Handkerchief, are equally
in the capacity of this LITTLE (1 EM I It can be
fastened to any tub nml taken otf at will.
Ho matter now deep rooted a prejudice may
exist against Washing .Machines, the moment this
little machine is seen to perform its wonders, all
doubts of Itscleaningelllcacy and utility are ban
ished, and the doubter and detractor at once be
come the fast friends of the machine.
We have testimonials without end, setting forth
Its numerous advantages over all others, and from
hundreds who have thrown aside the unwieldy,
useless machines, which have signally failed to
accomplish the object promised In prominent and
loud sounding advertlsemento. . .
It Is as perfect fur washing as a wringer Is for
wringing. The price, another paramount Induce
inent to purchasers, has been placed so low that
it Is within the reach at every uousekeeiier, and
I here Is no article of domestic ecouoniy tliat will
repay the small Investment so soon.
All that Is nsked for this OHKAT LA Will
SAVEH, Is n fair trial. We guarantee each ma
chine to do its work perfectly. ......
Hole Auknts for Tim United States,
A. H. FUANCIHCUH & CO.,
M3MAKKST ST., J'HILADEI.rHlII A, l'A.
The largest and cheapest . WOODEN , WAKE
HOUSE In the United Stales. 5 35 1.1, c'
Photographs ! t Photographs J
JAColi cortLE, ' '
Photographic Artist,
NEWPORT, J 'ENN M . " ' '
THE subscriber would respeetfulljr eal the at
bMitlon of the citizens of this county to the
fact that he Is preared to take PIIOTOORA PUS
in the best style of the art. Ills long experience
enables him to produce
pcrvRJca which' caxnot km kx.
, , . j CMLLhlO. .
All persons are requested to call at his rooms and
examine specimens.
Particular attention given to copying likenesses
of deceased persous, and great care will be taken
-i ' to furnish - '
' flood. Pictures' of Children.
Framing material and a good assortment of frames
always on hand, aud for sale at low prices.
' ;'! i i JACOB COBLE, ArtM,
Newport, Perry Co., Pa
Those Old Clothes
Need be worn no longer, as the subscribers are
now prepared with a lull stock of Kali t'asslmers
from which they make clothing to order.i If a gar
ment made by us does not tit it.
Can be Exchanged for
... ' One which will give entire satisfaction. '
... . . . . i ,..".'..',.. i
Full Neiv Suits ;
Made at short notice, and In a superior muniier.
As we have the regular monthly Fashion KeKrts,
t hose who desire can have tbejr garineitts, f j j
Cut hi il'ib Latest Style!
' We ask all wanting Clothing t eall and- exam
ine our assortment of goods suited for Mens' and
and Hoys' wear, and see specimens of our work,
1 ' ' 4 F. MOHTIMER ft CO.,
n " i 1 1. i Kew BtoomleK.Pa.
NOTlt KTO INVALII 1'KNHION KltH.
Tliousunds of Soldiers who are now drawing
Invalid IVnslous ar entitled to luciease. jtil I'en
. sluners who believe their pensions too small, can
now have them increasmt by making application
m . , . , Lewis rut Luifc,
Claim A gem,
New tiloorofleid. Pa.
&$1 H
A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY
Dr. WALKER'S CALIFORNIA
VINEGAR BITTEES
Ha lo of Poor IJnro, Whiskey, Pror Spti'ltn
end KufiiRO l,lquurn doctored, spiced r.uuV,'ctt
mcd to vlonsc tlio tasto, callcd"Tonlco,"l,Appct:r
i ' licotorcrc," c, that lend tlio tippler in to
u: crJicuncn aad n:lj, but uro a true- Medicine, r.iac'.u
fi-cin tho Katlvo r.oots nnd Herbs of Cullfbrnla, t ree
Ironi nil Alcoholic- btliiiitlnntu Thayaio t!-o
OK EAT KI.OOI) PUR IP IK El. mid A MM:
OIV1XM 1'KlNt'n'I.E a perfect licuovntor r.. X
lvlgorutor of Ulu t-yi tun, currying off all polyene a
U'Xtttr n:ul rcstoi hi;; t:.o blood to a healthy co;:('.;t:r:u.
i 'o perron tnutalio theco BIU;ts cccoriiir.g tot'iixc
j tlcn r.nd rcmaluloug uiii,'(.!l.
I 51(10 wlllbo given fcr an lncuro-;!3CiW0, rr. d
j tho tones aru Lot destroyed by ialr.cr-1 i i:c: or
otlicr mcau?, and tho vital oranu wasted Lvj o...'. ::.o
: point of repair,
I I'm-InllnimiM. lory r.iul C hronic IJhtuiun.
I tisin nud 4outt Dyspepsia, or IimIIkcsiIoii,
t liiiloun, IScmluciit and Imcruilllcnt l'cvcrn
Dlscr.scs ol tho Illood, I. Ivor, Kidneys, nnd
I llliulitrr, tlier.0 ltlitern havo beca most Encccct-
1 ful. tiich I inclines oro cacccd ty Viltntcd
I Blood, wlilch Ic trcncrc!ly rrot!ucDth7('.erclii'.uicl.t
1 oftlioDlcer.tli'ctt'iTKUK.
! I)YB!'UP81A 'l INDIGESTION, !."cc.d
ache, rein In tho Bhouk cm, Cocghs, Tlglitr-cts cf tho
Chest, Dizziness, Hour KructiUlor-s of tho Etcmach,
liad taste In tlio Month, Bilious Attacks, I'alpltntlcn
of thollcart. Inflammation of tho Lnngs, Pain pi tho
regions of tlio Kldnoys, ood a hnnrircd other r- ifcl
symptoms, sro tho ollDprint;! of CyepcpElr..
Tliry lnvieornto tho Stouinch tad stlmaiala tuo tor
pid liver and bowc!3, whlcli r-ndcrthem of unequalled
cmcaey la clcanoln;; tlio llocd cf alt il:ipi'.rltioo, end
Imparting new llfo a:id Tiger to tho vrholo syctcni.
FOR till IS HI A BES, Kraptions, Totter, Bait
r.hcum, Blctclu s, E; ots, Vir.ii Us, rcctulcs, tolls, Car
buncles, lilng-W'orcii, cald-i:oad, Scro Eyes, Erysip
elas, Itch, Ecurfo, I-lsaclorr.t'.or.o cf tho Skin, llumora
nd Ulscasce ertho Ll:ln, cf rhatovcr camo or natcro,'
aro literally C ig v.p or.dcuri U J out of tho system In a
short time by tlio tu cf theco ISittors. Ono bot'lo In
sach cases will couviueo tho moat Iccrcdalocs oi their
curatlvo eltcet.
Clcanso tho Vitiated Blood vhenovor you Had Its
Imparities burstiug tlirour;:i tl.os::ln tnritup'.cs, Ernp
tlons cr Son : cleanse It when yon Had tt obstructed
nnd llocKlrli In tim vch.a clcav.ao It wlicn U 18 foul,
find yonr fjciir.cs v.iil tj:i yomvho:i. Kep il.o Llocd
fate oi.d t'.,v hitlth or tlio tret m will follocr. ,
PIS, DAI'Bs3dit!icr.W!43:S, j::rUuit In t:io
system of bo iiihny tKiuraaiHi. ;.ro Slfectuully destroy
ed snrt rrmoicd. 1 r n.ll dtrcotlnns,. road curcfolly
tho clrcnlnr urout.u oiuli baia, piloted lui'ur luu
guages Engliar.,i;i-ri::ar, rn.urli ai-i tp.njirfi,
J.WALKEn, llroprl.t. r. li. II. Mcl;0KAJ.I 6 fcO..
DrngglsU and Gen. Ajjcnls, fun FrincUco. t"tl ,
' and S3 and CJ Commerce 6truct, KcsrTar..w
tJTBOLD BT ALL DiXOOISTS ASO L'EAt-ZUS.
1780
TAKE NOTICE. ' 1871
Are You Afflicted or Sick ?
I7HK
PAHRNEY' s'j,
BLOOD CLEANS E ll-i
,., - ' OR ,''.. w
1 -A. N A C K A.'!
u
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a
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AN Alterative and Cathartic, or Tonic and
rurgc, for diseases arising from bad blood.
This preparation was established In 18T0,nnd
has been prepared in liquul form for more than
18 years. . In January or February, 1870, anoth
cr party commenced to prepare a similar article
which is Inferior to the genuine, and . which
should not be mistaken for ours. Ask for "Dit.
FiiinNEV's Blood Clkansek ok Panacea,"
and accept no others. - ' ' i,
The Trade Mark of the oldest and genuine,
Is printed In grnn on a yellow wrapper, hav
ing also the signature of P. Fahrncy, 1L.D.,
Chicago.
"Dr.P. Fahnuy'i JTeaWi Mettengtir" . gives
the history and uses of the Bi.oon Clbaxhkh
testimonials, and other Information, sont free
charge. Address - "J
Kii. P. KiiiHNEY's Brothers & Co.,
Waynesboro, Franklin County, Pa.
Ask for Dr. Fahrncy's Blood Cleanser and
CXEAN8E VOIn BhOOl).
frT" Sold everywhere and tn New Bloom held
by F. Mobtimkb & Co., only. 618 '
The l'eiiiiaylvanla "
Cattle , Insurance ' Company.
Capital and Assets, $150,606.
Incorporated by the Court of Qotnmon
Pleat of Hchvylkill Co., Not. 27,' '09.
Incorporated by Legislature Mav 10,1871,
' ' ' 'i s v '") ' 1
IT has now full , power td Insure Buildings,
Merchandise and all' Kinds at. Property
against Fire, tWonus or Tempests, .Also, to
Insure Herses and Cattle against Death or
Theft. ' The rates on loun or Preferred Policies
are a little higher than any. other company
doing business In the county but this class of
policy holders can borrow money any time the
Company can spore It out of Its supfus assets,
and the money will be loaned in rotation, so
that the first persons procuring loan policies
can be the first to borrow money if they need
it. Only
BIX I'KR CKNT.TNTltlUCHT
will be charged for money, and loans will b
made at all places that good agettcits bun be
established, so that the Company will be a
Home Company wherever it does business.
Tns Company will also take risks on the
common cash 'and' inutnul plans as dieapas
other reliable companies. ....
The Directors meet regularly on the second
Monday ol every month. ' .
JOHN D. HADE8TV, Presulsnt.
JAMES II. GUIEK, Secretary. . . , ,
Office, 308 Centre St., Pottsville, Pa.
iU. KINDS of Pr.ntlnrSieatlf
PRINTINOI jexeouu-dat the "Uux)ioLi
Hundreds of Thousands ? jf
b ? Boar testimony to their Wonder- 3
0 lul Curative Etfocts. j fa
fiWHAT ARE THEY?hs
hj -v , p
i mm Am
O I S THEY ARE HOT A VILE 5 1
II FANCY DRINK. Ml
CONSUMPTION.
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE.
By J. . lOITEItCK, K. D.
fsny a bnmsn heinir hns pnssed awny fbr whose
deatli there was no other ressim than liieneRlect of
known and Indisputably nroven lurrins of cure.
Thm near Rod dear to Tioolly and n-lends am
sleeping the dreamless slumber Into which, had
theycalnilv ndopled
UK, jonkii'ii ir. ncursirK'st (sijipi.r
TiiKimur,
snd availed themselves or ids wondermlly ernca
dims medicines, they would not have ratleo.
Ilr. KctielK-k hns In his own case nrnved tliat
wherever sutllciptit Tttnlltv renmlns, thul. vllAlltv,
by his medicines nnd tils 0 i'rccllons lur their use, is
quickened Into lien.Mli fill viioir.
In this statement there Is nothing presnmptnnns.
To the fsltii of Itieln valid Is made no repreNeiitntton
tlmt tn not a thousand times nuhstnnthiled by living
and visible works. The theory of the cure bv Ilr.
Hehsnck's medicines Is as simple as It Is linni'MIni;.
Its philosophy rcqiifrtw no arijioiieut. Itisseir-as-surhiff,
seir-i'oiivliH liier.
The Hea-weed Tonic and Mnndrnke Pills are the
first two wenpnns with which tho cttndel of the
malady Is assailed. Two-thirds of the cases of con
sumption or Inmate In dyspepsia and a nuictlonHllv
disordered liver. With tills condition the brnnchliil
tubes "sympathize'' with the stomach. They re
spond to the uiorlil tic action of tlie liver. Here l hen
mines t lie culminating result, aud the Belting lu,
with all its distressing svniptoms or
'',',':,,PT,0:,
The Mnnrirftke I'llls are composed of one of Na
ture's noblest ill Its- the l'odophlhuin ivuatum.
I hey possess nil tho iilood-Koiirelilnir, alterative
properties of cslomel, but. unlike calomel, they
"l.i:VK M vriiu n kii ."
The work of core Is now hcKlmiliiir, 'j'be vitiated
and mucous ileposlts In the bowels and In the ali
mentary ciuiul areej-eleil. Tlie liver, like a clock.
Is wound up. It arouses from Us torpidity. Tlie
stomach acts responslveiy, and tlie patient beullls
to leel Hint lie Is itettlnir, at Inst,
A su pply or uoi m.oi.
The !sen-weed Tonic. In conjunction with the Pills.
, permeates and assimilates with the food. ChvlHI
cillon Is now progressing without its previous tor
lun. ingestion iiecoin,. palnlms, anil tliecureis
seen to hi- at hand. There Is no more tlutulence, no
esiieerhutioii or the stomach. An appi tltn sets In.
Now iniiiw tlie irrcalesl Htood 1'uritter ever yet
given bv an ludiilgenl fitlher to sintering man.
Hchenek s I'lilmoiilc syrup comes In tn perform Its
luni-tloiiK and to hasten and complete the cure. It
enters at ones upon Its work. Nature call not he
cheated. It eolbs-ls and ripens the Impaired and
diseased portions of the lungs. In tlie form or
gatherings, It prepares them for expectoration, and
lot In a very short lime tiie iiiuhulv Is vaiirpilshed,
the rotten throne that It. occupied Is renovated and
made new, and I lie patient. In all the dignity of re
gained vigor, steps forth tj enjoy tho luunhuod or
womanhood that n-m
tSlVKS n AS I.O.ST.
The second thing Is, the patients mint star In a
warm room until they get well! It Is almost linpos
slide to prevent taking cold when tho lungs are ills
cased, but h must lis prevented or a cure can not he
elleeled. Kresli air and riding nut. especlnllvln this
section or the country, hi Hie fall and winter sen
son, are alt wrong. Physicians who recommend
that course low their patients. If their lungs are
bndly dlsennrd; and yet. because they are In the
house they must not sl down ipiiel; thev must walk
about the room aa much and as fast as the strength
wll bear, to get up a good clrculntlon oriilood. Tlie
patients must keep In (torsi spirits be determined
to get well. This has a great (leal to do with the
appetite, and Is the gr"nt point to gain.
Todcsimirof cure tiller such evidence or Its pos
sibility hi the worst ciises. and moral certalnlvln
nil others. Is sinful. Hr. Mcheiii k's personal state
ment to the Faculty of his own cure was in these
" atony years ago I was in the lost stages or con
sumption; cuulliH-d to mv bed, and at one time my
Physicians Ihoiighttlml I could not Uvea week; then.
Ilk J a drowning man catching nt straws, 1 heard of I
" iiuiiou urn prcparniwiMi which l now oner to
the public, and they made a perfect core or me. It
seemed lo me tliut I could feel them penetrate my
whole system. They soon ripened tlie matter hi my
lungs, and 1 would spit up more thanaphitof oneii
Blve yellow matter every morning lor a long time.
"As soon as that begun to sutiside, my cough,
fever, pains, and night-sweats all began to leave me,
!P.'.! my appetite became so great that It was Willi
(lllllcully that I could keep from earing too milch.
I soon gained my strength, aud have grown lu llcsh
ever since.
" I was weighs d shortly after my recovery," added
the Doctor, then looking like a mere skeleton ; my
we ght was only ninety-seven pounds; my present
weight Is two hundred and twenty-five (211) pounds,
and for years I have enjoyed uninterrupted health.''
, tr- .M'h',nek has discontinued hu professional
' Y , !i0.N,9w, Vork and Hoeton. He or his son. Ilr.
r.' , fjchenck, Jr., still continue to see patients at
their Olllee, NnvlS NorUi Wixth tMract, Philadelphia,
every (Saturday from S A.M. to a r.K. Those who
wish a thorough examination with the Itesplro-ineterwlllliecliargedj.-,.
Tlie Itesplronieterdeclarm
. Hie c tact condition of tin lungs, and patients can
" jdlly learn whether they are curable or not.
I he directions for uklng the medicines are adapt
ed to the Intelligence even of a child. Kollow these
directions, and kind Nature will do the rest, except
ing that lu some coses the Mandrake Pills are to he
taken In Increased doses ; the three medicines need
no other accompaniments than the ample Instruc
tions that accompany them: First create appetite,
or returning health, hunger Is the most welcome
symptom. When it comes, as It will come, let the
despairing at once be of good cheer. Oood blood at
once follows, the cough loosens, the night-sweat is
abated. In a short time both of these morbid yaio
loms are gone forever.
lr. Hchenck's medicines are constantly kept In
tens of thousands or families. As a laxative or pur-
- gatlve, the Mandrake Pills area standard prepara
tion; while the Pulmonic Hvrup, as a cure or coughs
and colds, may lie regarded as a propbylaouirlo
against consumption hi any of Its forms;
iVjlcf ,ulmonl? UX. ""d sea-weed Tonic, .
SuiOa bottle, or S7.SO a half doien. Mandrake Pills
2scentsalKix. For sale by all druggists aud dealers.
Johnson, IIom.oway & CownENj 6U2 Arch
Street, l'hlladclplilu, Wholesale Agents. 6 M ly
3STEW TORK
CO NT IN JJ NT AL
Life Insurance Company,
OF NEW YORK, ' ;
' STRICTLY 3 VTVA L t
Amm'Im, tt l,r()0,()00 !
ISKl'ESallthenew forms of Policies, and pre.
sents as favorable terms as any company lu the
United States.
The Company will make temporary loans on Its
Policies. .
Thirty days' grace allowed on each payment, and
the (Millcy held cood during that time.
- J'oUules Issued, by this Company are lion-f ol ti l t
ure. ' '
No extra charges are made for traveling permits.
Policy-holders share. In the annual profits of the
Company, and have a voice iu the elections aud
management of tlie Company. 1
No policy or medical feechareed.
Justus Lswhenok, 1'res't.
Id. B. Wruaoop, Vice I'reift.
J. P.Hookks, Sec'y. " '
. ' ' J. If.'KATON, " '
' ' General Agent,
No. North Third Street,
taiyl) i. .. Colletis Ukwk, Ilarrlsburg, Pa.
A)I'I-K!lI-r A MHOHTMKNrfl
isi'i-EM)!!! Ahkoutmkn i
DttYJOODO
JiYJDOODO
Suited to the Season,
o , Are Now Offered for Bale by f .,
. hi
i". :j. KORTIMZS; k CO.'',.'
TADIES AND CHILDHKN will and
j splendid assnttment of shoes at the one
price storo'of F, Mortimer A Co. M
English Roofing Eelt
Is found to stnnd well In n.11 cllinntcs, bclnir ex
tensively nscd for Hooflnrr Houses, Out-liiilld-Inffs
nnd Sheds; for LnyinK Flnt Roofs, Gutters,
IJnliiK Granaries, Storehouses, or AVulls,
(cither outside or inside), and for placing un
der Slates or Tiles. It is also a cheap and
cll'cctlvo Celling on tho underneath side of raf
ters of a Bin ted or Tiled Koof, nnd ns a Celling
to Iron Kool's, counteracting Heat, Frott, aud
Condensation of Moisture.
Tho EiiKlish Felt is put up In rolls of 2Ti
yards in length, by 33 Inches In width, and
containing a surface of 200 siiunrc feet.
THREE-PLY FELT FOR ROOFING.
In Rolls, 20 Inches wldo.by 60 feet in length;
each roll will cover u surface 10 fcot siiinro, or
100 squnrc feet.
It is to be laid across the roof, slilnglo fash
ion, with a lap of two inches, and secured by
nailing tho edges with 3d nuilsnudtin caps.
When laid, the Felt Is to be pulntrd with
Mastic Roof Coating, nnd Banded. Tho Mas
tic Hoof Coating Is mixed, ready for use, anil
Is applied with a brush.
,., TARRED ROOFIXG FELT.
Used extensively for Klieatblng Houses, and for
Tar and Gravel Hoofing, also for placing under
Slntc, Tin and Shingle Roofing.
It Is used in packing 'Woolens nnd Furs to
protect them from moths.
Put up In rolls weighing 45 pounds each.
15 pounds Felt will cover it surliiro of 100
square feet. . ' .; ,
TWO - PLY FELT,
For Sheathing Houses, Roofing Temporary
Buildings, making Watertight Floors, and for
placing under Slate and Shingles.
In rolls, 12 inches wide by 00 feet in length.
Each roll will coves n surface of 10 foot square
or 1U0 nqnaro fect. ' '
For Sheathing it can be nailed npon the stud
ding, making a perfectly nir tight sheathing,
nnd nuro protection from daniiniees. Ruts,
mice, or vermin will not go near it.
MICA CANVAS ROOFIXU, .
In rolls containing 250 square, feet."" Is to lie
laid across tlio roof, and hipped Shlnglo fash
ion with a lap of two Inches, nnd secured by
nulling tho edges with 20 oi!. tacks.
This is the only Composition Roofing that
docs not require a finishing coat of paint or
cement.
UNTARRED SHEATHING FELT,
For Carpet Lining, Deadening Floors, and for
putting under Slate, Tin and Shingle Kooilng.
Put up in rolls weighing 100 pounds.
10 pounds Felt will cover a surfuco 10 feet
squttre, or 100 square feet.
MANUFACTURED BY THE
PENN ROOFING CO.,
103 South 2nd Street,
6 33 2tit nilLADKLl'lIIA, Ia". '
irAllDWAHE!
HAllDWAllEl
rpilE subscribers havo on hand at all times,
JL as complete an assortment of Hardware
as can be found in the comity.
NAILS,
, . HINGES,:i .. ",,
LOCKS, . , ,
"glass, '
PAINTS & OILS,
, and a Hue assortment of all styles of '
Builders Hardware,
Also, i ,.; ; . - ,
C AliPENTEIl TOOLS,
TABLE CUTLERY, '
COFFEE MILLS,' A
' SrOONS,
. i j ..: SHOVELS,
HOES,
and a full stock of
, Hurdware of Every Description,
All of which will bo sold at the lowest market
prices. Persons wanting any article in this
line ure requested to can ana examine our stock,
F. MORTIMER & CO., .
'' , .'.''".." New Bloomfield, Pa.
The Colby Wringer
' WITH .'' ' '
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The, Most Perfect j ; r , t -, T v,
"' 1:1 The Cheapest!
And JkH Wringer .in .the World,
Rolls are pure white Rubber, Frame can
never rot, rust or wear out. It takes less
room than any other, is lighter, fastens Itself
to the tun, runs easier, and Is THE FAMILY
FAVORITE wherever used, , ,
It is WARRANTED in every case. We want
good active . ... ;v
LIVE ACENT8 ; !
to canvass in every town, to whom good wages
are Insured. Full Instructions and particulars
given npon application to Colby Bho's & Co.,
60S Broadway, N. Y. v , 3aal8.
, Pensions, Bounties, &c, ;'J
WIDOWS, Minor Children. ' Mothers, 'Fathers,
fee., of Holdlers who were killed or died of
disease contracted In the Service of tlM Vnlted
Wales, can now make apillcatlon,for Pension.
Also Holdlers who coutracted 'disease or were;
Woanded. ruptured, or lu any way disabled lu the
war of Ul. ' ' '
When widow die or. re.marry, the child or
children under slt ) of K euUtlcd to
4'h'e Unie for llllngclalms for' addition bounty
has been extended six months. I . ,
' Partlcnlar attention (riven to old swnvetirted case
In the different deiwrtments at Washlnaton, l. 0
If you have, or think you have a elalm aualnst the
Governnisut, call on or address the underslKiiedi
hi) coarxs lur information. ( .
LBWIls POTTKU, j
,-n-t1 n i Attorney (or Claimants, !
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
c?"A 'Western editor reports money
"closo, but not elope enough to be
reached."
flay It looks funny to sec a young lady
with botlt hadH in soft dough and a nioB
quito on the end of her none.
8 Kiehtiiond bus u society called
" The Daughters or tho liolden Candle
stick. They are probubly snuffers.
" I presume yon won't chargo any
thing for just re-uicmbering me V said a
one-legged sailor to a woodcn-lcg manu
facturer. Ik& One of our exchanges praises an
egg, which it says " was laid on our table
by tho 15ev. Jlr. Smith." Jlr. Smith
seems to be a lniwm ns well as a minis
ter. S'siy Atlanta young ludics lay wagers
with their . sweethearts thus : If her
candidate for Mayor wins, she is to kiss
Bwcotheart, but if sweetheart's candidate
wins he is to kiss her.
feu"" A married gcntlcmau present at a
spirit rapping circle, being informed that
the power depended wholly on tho will,
begged that his wife might try it as ho
had never seen anything resist her will.
By" Mister, give mo back my mon
ey. Them fire-crackers came all to pie
ces the iirst time I used um.'f " Didn't
thDy go off, my lad ?" " Yes'm." "Well,
let's seo you do tho same bito hira,
Jowler !" . Kxit, boy in haste.
ley In one county in Kansas alone
there are one hundred and twenty-ono
acres of castor beans under cultivation,
and Greeley thinks it needs no mathe
matics to show that the crop will supply
castors to every bedstead in tho United
States.
fiiiyS" See here," said a landlord to a
tipsy customer who wanted a pintof whis
ky, " you can't havo any more whisky
here. I've told you go twice, iu plain
English., Will you have it now in Latin
or Greek?". " No, thank'e, sir ; I want
it in a bottle." ,
SfSf Double sentiment John Q. Smith
eends the following pithy toast for the
next celebration of the Fourth of July,
but it is too good to be laid over : " The
two declarations the Declaration . of In
dependence, whereby we, gained our lib
erty, aud the Declaration of Love, whore
by we lose it." , ,
" SSf The author of " My Summer in a
Garden," remarks that Nothing shows
one who his friends are, like prosperity
and ripo fruit. ' I had a good friend in
the country, whom I almost never visi
ted except in cherry time " By i their
fruits you shall know them.",
i& A minister asked a little boy who
had been converted, " Docs the devil tell
you that you are? a Christian?" " Yes,
sometimes." " " Well, what do you say to
him ?" " I tell him," replied the boy,
with something of Luther s spirit, " that
whether I 'am a Christian or not it is
none of his business," . , o... ,i .
t&" I don't miss my church as much
as you suppose," said a lady to her min
ister, who had called ' upon her during
her illness," for I make JSctsy sit at the
window as soon as the bell begins to
chime, and toll me who are going to
ehurch, and whether they have anything
new." " '' - - -x ... . , .,s
, .I6T " Whet is tho matter with you "
inquired a judge who called to see a sick
neighbor, j " Veil, I don't know chudge
dey Bay it ish de cout; but vy should
I have de cout? ' I lives blain ; I' don't
eat too much, nor drink 'too much. ' "Per
haps," suggested the judge, " it is he
reditary ?" " I guoss it is hereditary j I
remember mine wife's uncle had it." -'
. .-.
" As my wife at the window ono day,
Stood watching a man with a monkey,
A cart came along with 'a broth of a boy,'
Wbo was driving a stout little donkey, ' ,
To my wife I then spoko, by way of a Joke,
'There's a relation of yours in that carriage,'
To Which she replied, as the donkey she spied,
" " Ah.'yes a relation by marriage." ''';'
"... . . . i . ,. , i i .
t&f At a festival, a pretty' Miss waited
upon an editor with a pie plate ' of an
tiquo manufacture, in the center of which
he espied the following Very' Interesting
couplet: V1 ...:.;;., ,
' "" One sweet kls ' 11
Is the price of this."
Tbii excited his feelings, and as soon as
an opportunity presented itself, he mo
tioned the young lady to his ' side,'' and
pointing his knife to the line said " Your
jay is ready whenever you ' present your
, V&" An Irishman named William, and
one Samuel a Jew, were partner in the
ownership and management of a largo
and valuable rancho, not many miles from
Virginia City. - Samuel was upbraiding
his Irish partner for; hia; queer manage
meat of some particular business. , Wil
liam could endure it no longer, and' re
torted v Now, Sam, jrou,had better dry
up about 'my .Irish bliadors, for jpu Jews
have nothing to brag of) there you , were
forty year bringing your lolka through
the wildeneas, when any smart , Yankee
would have done it in four .dart," 4 Sam
subsided, and peace wad restored, 'lwui.-