Bloomfield Academy!
An 'English and C'lannlcttt School
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Young Men Prepared For College.
-1 fTormnl Srhonl ami a Sfhnol of Art.
FALL TERM COMMENCES
On Monthly, the 2Slh of Any ust, 1871
AR I lie above school has recently lwcn re-organized,
students can enter any time.
Prof. WJI. 11. PILL, u graduate ot llutger's Col
lege, N. tl., Principal.
Miss ANNA U. AlTfiSri'ItOElt, a graduate of
Ivsther Institnle, Columbus, Olilo, teacher of Mu
sic, l'ai nt In ix. Drawing, I'll' m il mul ticrmnn.
Every facility for the training; of tlie youth of both
sexes In all that constitutes a liberal and thorough
education.
Tito Colleglnlc Department
embraces all the higher branches, Including the
Latin and i reck Languages, Knginccriug, 1'iactl
eal Surveying, Literature, Natural Science and ad
vanced Matliciiiiilics.
Vacations: July and August, ami one. Meek nt
Christinas.
Terms: For Hoarding, Furnished Room, Wash
ine, 'In i t ton In l.at in, (Jreek, llnglish lira itches and
.Mathematics, for Ihe scholastic year, Slst).
in vacations. Siioo.oo.
The Hoarding Department Is nt the. Institution,
under the supervision of Wlllain drier, Kiq., by
whom good and substantial board will be fur
nished: and the pupils will bo under the strict care
oi me l Tincipai. Ainu-ess
W. H. PILL, A. M. Prill
iiclnal.
WILLIAM Olill'.lt.
INew Uluomlield, Terry county. Pa.
4lt
Photographs ! Photographs !
rJACOli COll LIZ,
Photographic Artist,
NEWPOR T, VENN' A .
T1IR subscriber would respectfully call the at
tention of the citizen of this count v to the
fact that he Is prepared to take l'lIOTWltA VHH
In the best style of the art. ills long experience
enables him to produce
PICTURES WHICH CAXXOT HE EX
CELLED. All persons arc requested to call at his moms and
examine specimens.
Particular attention given to copying likenesses
of deceased persons, and great care will bo taken
to furnish
Good Pictures' of Children.
Framing material and a good assortment of frames
always on hand, and for sale at low prices.
JACOB COBLE, AHM,
Kewport, Perry Co., Pa
JVA.TTJKK'H
Ilah' Restorative !
Contains KO I.AC St'I.niCIt-o RUUAR OF
LKAP No LITHAWJK No MTKATK OF
SILVER, and is entirely free from the Poisonous
and llealth-dustroylng Drugs used In other llair
Preparations.
Transparent and clear as crystal. It will not soil
the finest fabric perfectly HAKK, CLEAN, and
KFFICIKNT desldmatums LOKU KOUGUT
KOK ANU.FOUNU AT LAST I
It restores and prevents the Hair from bftcom
lug Urav, Imparts a Holt, glossy itppcurauce, re
moves llandriilf, Is cool and refreshing to the
head, checks the Hair from falling off, and restores
it to a great extent when, prematurely lost, pre
vents Headaches, cures all Humors, Cutaneous
Kruptlons, and uuniitiiral ileat. AH A DKKSrt
1 NO KOK THK II AI1UI JSTUE BEST AKT1CLK
JU XHKMAltKET. i . i . , ,
Dr. O. Bmith, Patentee, Rroton Junction, Mass.
Prepared only by Procter Hrotliers, Gloucester,
Mass. The Genuine Is put up In a panel bottle,
made expressly for It, with the name of the article
blown In the glass. Ask yo ur Druggist for Na
ture's Hair ltcstoratlve, and take no other.
Send a three cent (damn to Procter Tiros, for a
Treatise on the Human Hair. The Information It
contains Is worth S-Ooo UQ to any person, . ,
lYISW STORE !
CHEAP GOODS!
THE subscriber having opened a new Htore, one
door Kast of Hweger's Hotel, solicits a share
of the public patronage. He has just received a
lull supply of
TV O AV Gr O O 1
and will constantly keep on hand, a complete as
sortment of .
DKYGOODH, GROCERIES
QVEEX8WARB HARDWARE,
BOOTS & SHOES, HATS A CAPS,
And Everything elae osually kept lo Stores.
i Call and see my stock.
KOU'T. N. WILLIS,
New Bloomfielu, Pa.
42
ABPf.KNDI-pv
AHHORTMKNfTl
BSOll'i'MKN X.
D
UY-ooonrj
Suited to the Season,
Are Now Offered for Bale by.
7. II0HTI1IEB, & CO.
SALL KINDH of lrlnUn(t ntly
exocyU'dat the M liixmruujf
Tjmjw" Btkam Job Orrici.
A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY
Dr. WALKER'S OAUFOHNIA
YINEG-AR BITTERS
1 1 Hundreds of Thousands 8 jf
2 Bear testimony to their Wonder- 3
o 3 bit Curative tllecU. IS
WHAT ARE THEY? f gg
I j "X
ll pi
!i rh- m
tH wsM if r
5i v &wJ hi
m f ;: ri ill
2!f
THEY ARE not a vile
FANCY DRINK.
Matloof Poor Kum. AVMnkoy, Vrmtf Hplrlt n
v.r.ti IlcftlBO Uqiiors doctored, cplcccl nrd fiwcct
tccd to plcasothe tacto, cr-Ucd"Tomco,',"AFpct:r-crc,"
licctorcrc," to., that lend llio tippler cn to
drrxkcurxss and ruia, but nro atrno Medicine, w.tzCx
flcm tlio Katlvo Itootscnd llcrliscf Culiforaia, Uca
lri:ii nil AlrolioIIn KttniiihttKf:. 'i'lioycro tliu
iiil DAT IlIl)OI) Pt'KIi"lt;:t mid A
OIV1NU rKINCIPLEapcrAxt l.'cnoiaoi- a. .J.
Ii:vInJrator of thz Kyettrj, carryliig off nil po!rorr.:.a
tr.uUcr r.nri restoring V.'.o LlocU to n hea!ttiy cor.Clt.c::.
opereon cuntalio lUci;o Uitlcra uucorCby lot'iVvC
tion tind remain I0115 tii.ircll.
frlOO will bo glvcuforau I:icurcUcc::i 1 n.v'u'jd
tho bones nro not detsti-oyed by i:::acr,.l ; . '.ic: or
other means, sud tho iUl orguuj vabUd tijou li.u
point of repair.
For Inflnniiiintcry mid Chronic Ithcuuui
tinm nud iiout Dys.tciinlti, ur ludiunntion,
liilioiiH, KviuliK.Mit and luloriuiltcnt i evcro
Dlsenut h o( tlio Itlood, JJ-rcr, Klditeyn, mid
Kludtlcv titrio Ithtoru Lavo been mott enccctL
ful. bmh DltictiHCH n;o c::uelJ ly 1 kHtttrd
lilood v.hlrhtiincncrj'.Ily producod by CsrciitfLiiict
uwvr.vhix in ixnifiKKTfox, iicta
aclic, l'alu la tbo bliouU ere, CouKbo.TinlituctB of tlio
Cticst, Dir.z!ncs9, iionr ErucLaUona rf tha Etcir.ncli,
Had tastu In tho Mouth, LiUoua Attacks, .Valpltatloa
of thu Heart, lull animation of tlioLnnga, Talnlntha
rcfiions of the Kidneys, nnd a hundred otber iwjlul
cyutptom3, ara t!tu otl'mi-lu?,ii ot Bynpuprr,.
TUcy InviRorato tho Btoir.acU ciu Btimulato tno tor
pldllvcrand bowels, which render them of unequalled
efficacy In clcanGluff the blood cf all Impurities, and
iicpartlcEr new life r..id T'frc-r to tlio v.hoio syctcm.
VOll HK1N DISKAyiZW, Kruptlons, Totter, Bait
r.hcnm, Blotclics, ttpotf , lintplcn, luotnlcs, Boils, Cur
banclea, i:iiig-V,"crti:3, toald-llccd,Goro t'yca, Erysip
elas, Itch, Bcurfs, LdBCGloraticiiB of tho Bkln, Humors
and Ll3cuBco cf tho blUn, of whutovar naino or nature,
aro literally dig up and carried out of tho system In a
short time by tlic uuo of theoo Bitters. Ono bottfo in
such cases will convicco tlio moat incredulous oi tUolr
carotivp o&'ect.
CIcbuco tlio Vitiated Illood vhenover you find Ha
impurities burstlm; through tho okln In Pimples, Erup
tions or gurcc ; cl canto it when you II ud it obstructed
and sluggitjh In tho volns ; clcnnuo It when It is foul,
and your feeling will tail you when. Kup tho blood
puro and tho hcn'.tti of tlio pycteni will follow.
PIN, TA PIC and otlicr WO ItlUH. Inrian-In tho
system of to lr.any thouaar.dti, ara effectually dectroy
cd and removed, l or full dlroutlono, rcotl carcrally
tho circular around uaeh bottle, printed la four Ian
guagee Eiiglt6h,(.crtnuu, I rt uch auu BpuultU.
J. WALKER, Trcpi Ittcr. R. V. Mc!)ONALD Cs CO., '
Drngglsta and Ccn. AouU. Luu Pranclbco, Col ,
and 83 and &i Coniuiorco Dtroct , New York.
gySOLD CT ALL DI.UCCI&T3 AJCO UEALF.U8.
1780 TAKE NOTICE. 1871
Are You Afflicted or Sick ?
XJHK
PATTPUTSY'S
BLOOD CLEANSER
on
PAN AOEAf
AN Alterative and Cathartic, or Tonic and
I'urtfc, for diseases arlsinc from bad blood.
This preparation was established In 1870,nnd
bas been prepared in liquid form for more than
18 years. In January or February, 1 870, anoth
er party commenced to prepare, a similar article
which is inferior to the genuine, and which
should not be mistaken for ours. Ask for "Dr.
Faurnky's Blood Cleanbbh or Panacea,"
and accept no others.
The Trade Mnrk of the oldest and penulno,
is printed in yreen on a yellow wrapper, hav
ing also the signature of P. Fahrncy, M.D.,
Chicago.
" iJr. P. FaJittuy'i Health tfettmgtr'" gives
the history and uses of tlio- Blood Cleanser,
testimonials, nnd other information, sent free
charge. Address
i Uii. P. Faiirney's MnoTnr.KS & Co.,
' Waynesboro, Fninklin County, Pn.
Ask for Dr. Fahrney's Blood Cleanser and
CXKANSB VOUU BLOOD.
ftf Sold everywhere and In New Blooiuficd
by F. Mortimer & Co., only, 5 18
FOR EVERYBODY !
o
NE of the most useful articles ever Invented,
Novelty Flexible
HAND PRINTING PRESS.
With this little Tress every man can do his own
printing at a trillion exiense, as the price of a
machine Is no greater than the cost of prlntliiK a
lot of t'a ids or Envelopes. Every one who sees it
says It is
.TiiMt tlio Tlilno;,
and should be owned by every business mail.'
These presses are for sale by the subscriber who
Is now eauvassiug this vicinity Willi Bpeclmons,
soliciting orders.
JOHN O. MOOTtK.
5-30. ' New hlooiiilteld, Pa,
A Perfectly Non-Explosive Lamp J
PERKINS HOUHk7h"paTENT LAMPS are
the only Lamp that dims 1'f.iifkct Havkty
with am. kiniis ok oil. Tliey are made of brass,
and will last a lifetime, making them the , . .
CHEAPEST LAMP IN THE WORLD.
The undersigned are Agents for Perry County,
and will supply Merchants at the Manufacturers'
price. Persons wanting a good article are re
quested to examine this lamp. . , .
, , F. MOKTIMKK & CO., , ,
New Bloomfteld, Pa, ,
Agent wanted to canvass the County.
Why Keep That Cough P
When a bottle of Robrer'i Lung Balsam wit
cure it. . It is pleasant to take, and more efleo
live than any other cough medicine. Try it
For sale by T. Mortimer 4 Co., New Bloom
Hold, and most other stores In the county.
CONSUMPTION.
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE.
By J. H. BCTTENCIE, U. D.
Msnyahnmnn brine; Iim pivmod Rwayfnrwhofia
lftnh there wtw noothnr rerwon than tlio npKltftuf
liiiirwn and tnlltpntnhly proven inrntm of cure.
Thone near nrt dear to family nnd frtonda aro
nlofplns ttie droftmlens el timber Into which, bad
they calmly Adopted
juk, joMKi'it it. riTrxrK' NITTn-E
TIIIMTMKNT,
and availed tnerrtHelven of his wonderfully eniea.
clous medulnen, they would not have fallen.
Jir. Hrhenrk ban hi hi own caso proved that
wherever milrtrlent vltalltv remains, flmt vllalitv,
by his medicine and bin (Hicrilons for their line, is
quickened Into heulihrtil vtRor.
In thin Rtatemnnt there in nothing prMumptnmw.
To the faith of! he invalid 1m marie no representation
that it tifitn thonsuitri thnen milititntlated by llvlntf
nttd vlslhle works. The theory of the cure hy Dr.
Hchenrk's medicines In as simple as It Ih niifnllliiK.
Its philosophy retinites no iirgiiracut. It la seH uH
iirlnff. Relf-rrinvfncinjr.
The Sea-weed Toiilnand r.mdrake Pills aro tho
first two weapons with which the citadel of the
nmliuly Is nsnafled. Two-thirds of the enwes of con
piimptlon originate In dyspejisla and a functlnnallv
disordered liver. With this condition the bronchial
tuhes "sympathize" with the stomach. They rc
flpnnd to the morhilleatMion of the liver, lien-then
comes ttie rnlminntlng result, and tho Butting in,
With all lis diutresNliu; Kvuipinmn of
0S( lll'I IOV.
The Mnndrnko I'lllsnrc conipoved of one of Na
ture's noblest ( Ifls tho l'ctlopliilliiiii I'ellntmn.
They fi()Me.4S nit the hlood-Hearchiiiif, alterative
properiies of enlnntel, hut, unlike calomel, they
"m;avi; m m imi iti:i.ii
The work of cure is now hcKinnitiff. The vitiated
and mucous deposits In tho howels nnd in the ali
mentary cm ml are ejected. The liver, like n clock,
Is wound up. It aruiisefl from lit torpiriltv. Tlio
Htomach nets responslveiv, utnl tho liatioiit bcgilti
to 1't'Cl tliaf he n Krttintr, at hist,
A fM-l,Y OK ;mi Ttv.oon.
The Hen-wed 'I'-nilc, in O'Uihnn iinn wil h the Pills,
permeates nnd uKrfhnlhites witli the food. Cliyiiii
cittion Is now prtiKreshiK without Its previous tor
ture:, JMceHtUiii beroiiicH paiiili-vH, attd tliecurels
seen to bent him.!. There Is no more llatulenee.nu
exacerbation of Hie Htomach. An appetite wets In.
Now comes the rem cut Itlood Purlller ever vet
Klven by nn Indulgent father to PiilVerhig num.
Schenck's l'nlinonic syruo comes In to perform its
functions and to Ir.tMlen iititl complete the cure. It
enters at once upon Its work. Nature can not bo
cheated. It collect: and ripens tlio impaired and
diseased portions of the lumiv. In the form of
pithcrlmrs. It prepnres ihen 1'i.r espectorntloii, nnd
lol in k very shot t time the midadv Is vunmiisheri,
lite rotten throne Hint. It onvipied Ih renovated and
made new, nud ihe halt. -tit, in idl the ilicntty or re
gained visor, Hteps rnrtli to onjoy thu iimuiioud or
womanhood thn! wm
-n rn an i.ovr.
The second (hlusr Is, the piitienis must atnv In a
warm mom unlil they ki well; l Is ulmost linpos
rible to prevent Ink I nr.-; cold when the luiitrs are ilin
c:ised, hut It must be prevented or a curecnn not be
elh'fted. Fresh air and riding out. especially In this
cectlon of the country, In the full and whiter en
ron, are nil wrouii. I'livslei;ins wim reconimeinl
that courso loso ihelr patients, If ibtdr Iuiiith nro
liiutly fiisenscd; mill v I, her.mve tlievarein tliu
house they must not wit down ipiirt ; thev nint walk
nbotit the room as much nnd us liisl as the Hlrenslli
will bcar,lo;-'t up nirood clrcuhition of blood. Tho
Jintleins uiuft keep in K((..ii npiril.s-he determined
lo ceL well. Tilts has a Lrn-ut dt al to du with the
Uppetite. and Ih the if rent point tofiwin.
'lo despair of cure inter such evident of Its pns
, pihtlitv in Ihe worst cat:es, imd moral certainty in
nil others, Is sinful. Iir. schenck"s personal state
ment to the Faculty of his own euro wus iu llicso
nioih st wtrd:t:
" Many years rujo T was in the Inst stntres of con
- anmptton: rontlned to mv bed, and nt one lime my
physicians thought that I could not Uvea week; then,
like a drowning man cut' bln nt straws, I heard of
and obtained the preparations which I now oiler to
the public, and I hey mude a perfect cure of me. It
Roomed lo mo that I could feel Diem penetrate my
whole system. They soon ripened themntter In mv
liinirf.nnd I would uplt up more th:m a pint of offen
sive yellow matter every morning for a lonrr lime.
"As soon as that hcifnti to subside, my coufth,
fever, pains, nnd nlht-sweats all boKari to leave me,
and my appetite became bo (rreat that it was with
dilllcully that I could keep from ealinit too much.
I soon Rained my streutfih, and have grown In llcttli
over since.
" I was weighed shortly after my recovery," added
the Doctor, " then looking like a mere skeleton; my
weight was only ntnety-aeven pounds; my present
weight is two hundred and twenty-five (vri'i) pounds,
and lor years 1 have enjoyed uninterrupted health.1'
Ir. Hchenck has discontinued his professional
visits to New York and lloston. He or his son, Ur,
.1. 11. Hchenck, Jr., still continue to see patients nt
(heir Office, No. 15 North (Sixth Hlreet, Philadelphia,
every Saturday from 0 a.m. to 8 p.k. Those who
wish a thorough examination with the Kesplro-meterwlllbecharKede-V
Theltesplronieterdechires
the exact condition of tho lungs, and patlentd can
readily learn whether they are curable or not.
'1 he direction fur inking the medloines are adapt
ed to the intelligence even of a child. Follow these
directions, and kind Nature will do the rest, except
ing that In some cases the Mandrake Pills are to lie
taken In increased doaes; the three medicines need
no other accompaniment than the ample Instruc
tions that accompany them: First creato appetite.
Of returning health, hunger ll the most Welcome
symptom, when It comes, an It will come, let thn ,
despairing at once be of good cheer. Oood blood at
once follows, the cough loosens, the night-sweat la
abated. In a short time both of these morbid symp
toms are gone forever.
lr. Schenck's medicines are constantly kept In
ten of thousands or families. As a laxative or pur
RHtlvfl, the Mandrake Pills aro a standard prepara
tion; while the Pulmonic Kvrup, aa a cureoT coughs
and rtdds, may Im regarded as a prophylacterio
against consumption hi any of Its rbrinaT
AiE,wtf Vie "''iionlc Hymp and Mea-weed Tonic.
VJW a bottle, or 7.fi0 a half dozen. Mandrake Pills
cents box. Foraale by all drugtflsta and dealera!
-,Toiinson, Hollo way & Cowif.n, 0o2Arch
SLrcot, l'liiliulclphia, Wholusalu AKentH. 6 23 ly
3STEW YORK
CONTINENTAL
Life Insurance Company,
OF NEW YORK,
HTJIICXLY MUTUAL t
AMiset m, ,000,000 : , ,
ISSUES all the new forms' of Policies,' and pre
sents as favorable terms as any coiniiauy In tle
United HtaU;s.
The Company will make temporary loans on Its
Policies.
Thirty days' praee allowed on each payment, and
the policy held khI rtiirlnK that time.
Policies Issued by tills Company are non-forfeiture.
. . . i .
No extra charges are made for traveling irmlts.
Policy-holders share III the annual proms of the
Company, and have a voice in the elections and
Inaiuiwmeiit of tiie(7oinsiny.
JSo policy or medical feevhurKed.
I run's Lawkenck, Pres't.
M. IJ. Wtskoop, Vice Pres'L
J. P.ROOEKH, BeC'y. '
j. v. Eaton.
' Uenerul Agent,
No. S North Third Street,
4.29 ylj Colleue lilock, Harrlsburg, Pa,
S300
COMMUTATION MONEY.
The above amount will be refounded to all sol
diers who were drafted while In the service, and
who paid t'toucommutatlon money) and also to all
persons who paid commutation money who were
not legally liable tod rat. Claims must be tilled
before the 1st of March, 1S71 . Call on, or address,
LEVY1H PUTXKH. Attorney for Claimants.
w sUoonilleM, f.
NOTICE. Notice Is hereby given that all
liersoiis are forbidden to enter the Vine
yard of the subscriber without his permission.
All liersoiis found therein without his license are
subject to a tine for trespass lug. No visitors are
allowedintheVlneynrduiH.il the Habbath day.
All visitors are heartily welcome upon any other
day of the week. ;
, BENJAMIN KICK, Jr.
Elllottsburg, Pa 33 3t e o w
English lloofiuy Felt
Is found to stand well in all climates, being ex
tensively nsed for Rooting Houses, Out-Buildings
and Sheds) for Laying Flat Roofs, Gutters,
Lining (Iranarics, Htorchoutes, or Walls,
(cither outside or iusidc), nnd for placing un
der Blntcs or Tiles. It Is also n cheap and
clteetlvo Celling on tlio underneath side of rnf
tcrs of a Slated or Tiled Roof, nnd ns a Celling
to Iron Root's, counteracting Heat, Frott, nnd
Condensation of MolRturo.
Tho English Felt is put up In rolls of 2!
yards In length, by 33 Inches In width, nnd
containing a surfuco of 200 square feet.
S3 THREE-PLY FELT FOR ROOFING.
In Rolls, 20 Inches wide, by 50 feet In length j
each roll will cover a surface 10 feet sijunre, or
100 square feet.
It is to be laid across the roof, shlnglo fash
ion, with a lap of two Indies, and secured by
nailing tlio edges with lid nails and tin caps.
When laid, the Felt is to be painted with
MiiKtic Roof Coating, nnd Sanded. Tlio Mas
tic Roof Coating is mixed, reiuly for use, and
is nppllcd with u brush.
TARRED ROOFING FELT.
I'sed extensively for Slieathing Houses, and for
Tar nnd ( ravel Roollng, also for placing under
Slntc, Tin and Shingle Roollng.
It is nsed In packing Woolens and Furs to
protect them from moths.
Put up in rolls weighing 4 pounds each.
lo pounds Felt will cover a surfneo of 100
square feet.
TWO-PLY FELT,
For Sheathing Houses, Roofing Temporary
lluildingfl, milking Watertight Floors, and for
placing under Slate and Shingles.
In rolls, 'M Inches wide by 50 feet In length.
Each roll will cover a Btirfucoof 10 feet square
or 100 square feet.
For Sheathing it can ho nailed upon tho stud
ding, making a perfectly nlr tight slieathing,
and sure protection from dampness. Rats,
mice, or vermin will not go near it.
MICA CANVAS HOOFING,
In rolls containing 250 square feet. Is to bo
laid ueross the roof, and lapped shlnglo fash
ion with a lap of two inches, nnd secured by
nailing tlio edges with 'JO oz. tacks.
Tills Is the only Composition Roollng tliat
does not rcqulro a liniliiug coat of paint or
cement.
UNTAURED SHEATHING FELT,
ForCnrpet Lining, Deadening Floors, and for
putting under Slate, Tin and Shingle Roollng.
Put up in rolls weighing 100 pounds.
10 pounds Felt will cover a surface 10 feet
square, or 100 6quaro feet.
MANUFACTURED BY THE
PENN ROOFING CO.,
1 05 South 2nd Street,
5 3.'12Ct 1MII L.YOKI.I'IIIA, I'A.
IIAllDWAllE!
.HARDWARE!
rpilE subscribers have on hand at all times.
I as complcto an assortment of Hardware
as can be lonml in the county.
NAILS,
HINGES,
LOCKS,
GLASS,
PAINTS & OILS,
and a lino assortment of all styles of
Builders Hardware,
Also,
CARPENTER ' TOOLS,
TABLE CUTLERY,
COFFEE MILLS,
' ' . t SPOONS,
SHOVELS,
1IOES,
i.
' and a full (lock of
Hardware of Every Description,
All of which will be sold at tho lowest market
prices. Persona wanting any article in this
line are requested to call aud examine our stock
F. MORTIMER & CO., '
' ' : ' Nbw Bloomfield, Pa,
The Colby Wringer
! ' ,WITII .-.
. Moulton's Patent Rolls.
The Most Perfect I
The Cheapest! , ,
: And Jiett Wringer , in the World
" Rolls arc pure ' white Rubber. Frame can
never rot, ruBt or wear out. It takes less
room than any other, is lighter, fastens Itself
to the tun, rum easier, and Is THE FAMILY
FAVORITE wherever used,
. ' I
It li WARRANTED In every case., We want
good active
LIVE AGENTS
to canvass in every town, to whom good wagee
are insured. Full Instructions and particulars
given upon application to Colbt Bho's A Co.,
508 Broadway, N. Y. 6 23 a 13.
, . : i ; ; r r
. Pensions,, Bounties, &o.
TTlDOWH, Minor Children, Mothers, Fathers.
T c., of Soldiers who were killed or died of
disease contracted in the Service of the Uulted
States, can now make application for Pension.
Also Soldiers who contracted disease or were
wounded, ruptured, or In auy way disabled In the
war of IBM.
When widows die or re-marry, the child or
children under sixteen years of age are entitled to
a Pension.
The time for filing claims for additional bounty
bas been extended six mouths, i - '
Particular attention given toold suspended ease
In the dlnurelit departments at Washington, 1). V
If you have, or think you have a claim against the
Government, eall on or address the undersigned.
Nu charge for Information.
" "- LEWIS POTTElt,
' Attorney for Claimants,
4 81 NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA.
II 17 1.1 0 H 0 IT S .
J&y Two olil nlnmrlimfin ilnu-n V.nat
wcro telling tough stories of their exploits
in breaking up new ground. The linen
wns taken off' the bush by this yarn:
" 'Twn lin in Bitmnnl Inn.ih. .mrnn nnra
ngo.this spring, I was plowing in stump
. .1 a : p . . t, ..i .
giuuim wnu u luniii oi nine pair oi cattle
i'or Sol Cunningham; wo were going nlong,
makin' not vorv smnntli wnrl-, mnmu.
stumps; well, oue day the point of the
piougu strucK against a souna stump lour
feet through, split it sijuaro acroKs the
heart, and I was follerin' tho plough
through, when the thought Unshed
through my mind that tho pesky stump
might snap together and pinch my toes,
so I just gripped the plough-handles firm,
anil swiinv mv font, nn out. n' t.lin nrnv
and the stump sprang back and catched
tlie slack ot my pantaloons. Ihat brought
evcrv thine' nn Klannin. WoIL T tinlil.
0 -r , -- --0
encd my hold, and Jim Swithin, he and
Sol was driven', they spoke to tho cattle,
anu we suuneu tout stump right out by
the mots, and it had awful long ones."
"It must a been strninin' on your
suspenders," said the other.
" Jly wife kuit them."
A I'lmlleugc Itopcllcd.
After tho Battlo of l'rcston Pass, a
witty Scotch farmer amused himself by
writing a ballad upon it, which so stung
one of tho English officers, who had be
haved very basely on tho occasion, that
ho sent tho poet a challenge to meet him
at II , for mortal combat. Tho second
found tho farmer busy with his hay
fork, to whom he delivered tho challenge
of the redoubtable hero. Tho good
natured farmer, turning toward him with
tho agricultural implement, cooly said :
" Gang nwa' back to iMestcr Smith, and
tell him I ha'o nao time to come to II
to gi'c him satisfaction, but if ho likes to
como here, I'll tak' a look nt him, and if
I think I can fecht him, I'll fecht him;
and, if I think I canna fecht htm, I'll
just do as ho did I'll riu awa'."
JteS-Prof. II., of Yalo Collego, was
passing out of the recitation-room on his
crutches, when an ambitious freshman
dropped slyly into cap a pieco of pa
per, on which ho had written legibly tho
word " Monkey " Tickled with his joke,
ho told his success to all his student
friends. I5ut a speedy retribution befell
him. At tho next recitation, tho lamo
professor addressed his division thus, in
his sweetest tones : "Ocntlcman.ns I was
passing out of tho room yesterday, ono
of your number did me tho very high
honor to leave mo his card?'
B&T A dealer in fertilizers down in
Alabama, bragging of his guano, says a
farmer recently put a sample of it in his
pocket in which thero happened to bo a
carpet-tack, nnd started homo on horse
bock. Reforo reaching his houso his
steed broke down, and tho farmer was at
a loss to discover tho cause until ho found
that tho carpet-tack had grown to be a
long bar of railway iron. :l ' 1
fits?" A . school roaster in Bridgeport,
Conn., who asked a small pupil of what the
surface of tho earth consists, was prompt
ly answered, " land and water" varied
the question slightly, that the fact might
be impressed on the boy's mind, and
asked, "What, then do the land and
water make ?" to which came the im
mediate response. " Mud."
ffxg"" At an Iowa Falls Sunday . school
the superintendent was reviewing the
lesson, and was talking of the verse read
ing " Lot your loins bo girded and your
lights burning." . He asked the question,
" Why are we commandod to gird our
loins?" Ono littlo sharp shaver sung
out, " To keep your breeches up." ;
Ska)"" Ad Irishman was summoned for
refusing to pay a doctor's bill, when ho
was asked why ho refused to pay. "What
for should I pay V said Paddy y " sure he
dido' give roe apy thing but some ometics,
and the niver a ono could I keep on my
stomach at all." , , . .
' 6y Hearty old gentleman to a dyspep
tic friend " Doesn't agree with you ?
Oh, I never lot anything' of that sort
bother roe. I' always eat what I like,
and drink what I like, and finish off with
a good, stiff glass o'grog at bedtime,' and
go fast asleep, an' , let 'em fiyld it' out
'motiy themwlvet.", , , ,
. ' , i...
83 " Ten days of such, weather as
this remarked a Vermont farmer ono
day . this season ' will put corn beyond
injury from frost," " Yes," rcpliod the
other,' wiping the recking prespiration
from his face, " and so it will all the rest
of us." 1 " " 'i
' JKS" An anxious mother in Pennsylva
nia has sent this note to a tevere school
mestxess: " Your will oblige nto cot to
youse that wail Bone on the Kipes of my
Littell datitor. Give yourl Hart; to god
and lerhapse you will have more Pa
cence." ; j. -.i i .' .. ' ' ,
, " KaF An Indiana man claims to have
succeeded in playing a thorough confi
dence game upon the potato-bugs, , Ho
planted a grain of corn in each potato
hill, and as the corn camo up first, the
bugs thought it was a cornfield and (start
ed for other scenes. '