BloomfioM Academy!
An English and Classical School
ron
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Young Men Prepared For College,
-1 Normal School anil a School of Art.
FALL TERM COMMENCES
On Monday, the 23 th of Angust, 1371
AS tlio almvc school lias recently lwcn re-organ-'
Izcd, students caiientor nnv time.
Prof. WM. II. MIX, a graduate of ltutgcr's Col
loco, N. .1., Principal.
Sllss ANNA H. AUORPrHOKU, a erndtiato of
Esther Institute, C'olumlms, tiliin, teacher ol IIu
sic, J lit i n lt. Drawing, French and (ierman.
livery facility for the training of the youth of both
Hexes In all that constitutes a liberal ami tliorouuli
education.
The Colleglnto Department
embraces nil the. hlplier branches, Including the
Latin and Hroek Latmuagcs, Kiifrlneeiinir, Praitl
eal HnrveyliiK, Literature, Natural Science and ad
vanced Mathematics.
Vacations: July and August, and one week at
Christmas.
Terms: For Hoarding, Furnished Hoom, wash
ing. Tuition In Latin, (ireck, English llraiiclicsand
.Mathematics, for the scholastlo year, S1S0.
In vacations. tM).W.
The Hoarding Kejiarttneiit Is at the Institution,
tinder tlio supervision of Wlliam tiller. Esq., by
whom good and milistaiitlal hoard will lie fur.
nished : and t lie pupils w ill bo under thestrict caro
of the Trinclpal. Address
W. If. 1)1 1.L, A. M. rrlnclpal,
or WILLIAM Gill lilt.
Jit (New Ulooiulield, l'crry county, Ta.
Thotographs !
Fhotosrnphs !
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JACOli COJiLli,
Photographic Artist,
! NEWPORT, PENN' A.
THE subscriber would respectfully call the at
tention of thn citizens of this count v to the
fact that he Is prepared to take PJIOTUURAPHS
In the best style of the art. His long experience
enables him to produce
PICTURES WHICH CANXOT BE ' EX
CELLED. All persons ore requested to call at his rooms and
examine specimens.
Particular attention given to copying likenesses
of deceased persons, and great care will be taken
to furnish
Good Pictures of Children.
Framing material and a good assortment of frames
always on hand, and for sale at low prices.
JACOB COBLE, Artist,
.Newport, Perry Co., Pa
THE BEST IN USE
THE PAR HAM
NEW FAMILY -"
Sctoing Ma c hi n e
IT combines ell the beat features of other good
machines, with. .., ,
New and Valuable Improvements, .
', .', which audte It '
THK EABIEST AND MOST QUIET 11UNNIJIO
.. , r at welt M tilt '' "I- .'
Most Simple Machine In Ufte
IT WILL HEM '.'..:,' ',';'"
IT WILL BRAID, 1 ' " ' 'V '
IT WILL TUCK,.. '..':'.:. i '..'n '.'v. I
- IT WILL GATHER, .'. .'IV. '.
IT WILL QUILT,
and will use either Silk, Cotton, or Linen Thread
.wJihfquiieaw,, ( .,. ,n,U
Ituseia itralijUt. ueedfl and makes a stitch
' TP J n n J n
ihe principal" office dl the company If at
t,.-,,. A'o, TGI Cltertnut Afreet, -'
" " PHILADELPHIA
. These rnacliliies are for sale In Perry County by
JAMES L DIVEN, ' '
' Landisburg. ;
F. MOBTIMEB & CO., - ' " ' '
T-x o t New Bloomfield.
tar The public art inrtlt ti call at' either if the
above place and tee a Jfachlnt in operation.
Penfciond, Bountled,' &c.
uriruiwu n....,.. Uiiium vttl.
&e., of 'soldier who were killed or died oc
disease contracted In the Service of the Hulled
blalea. can now make anullcatlon for lenlou. .
Also Soldiers who contracted dlseasa or were
woundedrutHprca ur lauv; way tjlsabled In the
When wldown die : or re-marry, tha ehlld or
children uudur niitteu years of age ara eutiUed to
a Pensiou.
'1 he tinui for tlllnf claim for addltjoual boiaty
IIM UWU DAheUUtXl 111 I11U11IUS. ' 1 '
Particular attention d vet tnold insoended ease
in the diHerent di-part limits at Washington, 1. C
f f yon have, ur think yuu hate a elalin against the
s.overuniHiii. call on or aaureu uie uauersiguea.
uuarge mw luiormaiion . ' ' . ' . . . .
; ' ; , lewis pqttfu, , :
i , . . . Attorney for ClalBauta,
il MiW I3LO0WF1ELD, PA
A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY
Sr. WAXKER'B CALIFORNIA
VINEGAR BITTERS
Hundreds of Thousands
Bear testimony to their Wonder
ful Curailva KtTocU.
is
S & WHAT ARE THEV9
m
a
III
0 5 111 THEY AltB NOT A VILE
H r A it a u r n i ti i '
r a ii w y ininN,
Modoof Poor Itnm, Whlslicy, Pronf Hplrtrn
uud Kct'iiBO Llqiiur doctored, spiced nnd sweet
ened to plcasotho tafito, callod" Toulc8,,,MAt:put;
tro," " P.cstorers," c, tlint lead tlio tippler en to
drunkcDncsB and ruin, bat ro a tnie Mcdlctno, made
frcin tlio Kctlvo liooteoml Ucrbeof California, frco
from nil Alcolitillo Htlmulmirs. Tiicynro t!rj
OltlSAT HfXIOIl FUKIPIEU nnd A LIFE
f.IV INt; FUINCIP1LK a perfect ltenorutor K:A
InvlRorator of tUofcyttt.ni, carrying off all polLonor.o
matter and restoring tho blood lo a healthy condition.
Ko person cun taUo thceo Blltors aocordiLg to direc
tion and remain long unwell.
8100 wlllbo glveuforan lnrarnblo cnno, rrovltlcd
tbo bono are not doetroyed by mineral if-.iic:i or
other means, and tho vital organs vested toyouj t::o
point of ropalr.
Fur Iuflnminiilnry mid Chronic ltbcumn
tlm nnd (icut, Ilyauotishi, rr IndtEPntloti,
lillloun, Keuilttent nnd Intcinilllcut Fcrera
UticitHce ol the Illood, Liver, Kidueya, cud
Kindlier, three Illlters t&vo been mott tucccEc
ful. Buch DlKcnKCB aro caaEed by Vllintid
llload, which Is generally produced by deranueinont
ol tho Diuolivc Ol KQUH.
UYSFEFrilA O't INDlflEHTlOX, Head
echo, Pain In tho fchoulueiB, Coiii'lii, TlKhtnonn of tha
Chest, Dlrzlnesa, fiour Eructations of tlio Etorsach,
lad tasto In tho Moulh, Ulllous Attacks, Palpitation
of tha Heart, Inflammation of the Langs, Pain li tho
regions of tho Kidneys, and a hundred othor paJul
symptoms, aro tho offsprings of Dyspcpefei.
Tticy InTigornto tho fitomooh and stimulate tnu tor
pid liver and bowels, widen render them cf unequalled
cutcacy tn cleansing tho blood of all Impurities, and
Imparting new Ufa and vigor to tho wholo system.
FOUPK1X IHWEASKS, Eruptions, Tottcr.Balt
Ilheum, Blotches, Bpote, Ilmplce, PuGtuUs, Bolls, Car
buncles, lilnc-Worms, Scald-Head, Cora Eyes, Erysip
elas, Itch, Ecurfti, Illficoloratlons of thoeUn,Ilumora
and Diseases of tho t-kln, of whutcver namo or aaturo,
aro literally d'js up and curried out of tho system In a
short time by tho ueo of thcsoBttMrs.1 Ono bottle In
Bach cases will 'convince tho mo&t incredulous of tholr
curatlvo ofToot.
Clcansu tho Vitlatod Blood vheaover you find Its
Impurities bursting throunh tlio stln In Punplcs, Erup
tions or Sorts i cleanse it when you find it obstructed
and slugirlHi In tho veins i cleanso it whon it to foul,
and your fecllr.i.-s will tell you whon. Kop tho blood
rare and tl: hstlih oftho system will follow. ; '
FIN, TAFEtud othor WOIt.lIM, lurklut in tho
system of so many thousandc, r.ro clfcctually destroy
ed sad removed. I or f ull directions, read cortfulry
the elrculcr nronnd each bottlo! printed lu four lao
silages Lnirllfth, German, Frcneb aud tipaulsh.
J. WALEEH, Proprietor. I!. U. McUONALD CO.,
Dragglsta and Gen. Agents, Can Francisco, Cal
and 83 and 84 Comuorco Dtroet , Kow York ' 1 1
aVSOLD BT ALL UllUOQISTS AND DEALERS.
1780 : TAKE NOTICE. . 4871
Aro You Afflicted or Sick ? :
TJtSK
P AHENEY' S
BLOOD CLEANSER
OB ' " (' ' ' I W
.,j I wsY ,N C VZ ASi.il
i
AN Alterative and Cathartic, or Tonic end
Purge, for diseases arising from bad blood.
This preparation was established In lfc)70,and
haa been prepared In l(7ii(f form for more than
18 yean. In January or February, 1870, anoth
er party commenced to prepare a similar article
huilu iinuriui iio iuu teuisiivji hihi i uieu
should not be mistaken for oura. Ask for "Dr.
FiimnEf'B m.Kv'ft ANVi on Panacea,"
and accept no others.
The Trade Mark of the oldest and genuine,
la printed in green on a yellow wrapper, har
lng also the signature of P. Tahrncy, M.P.,
Chicago. . i i
" Dr. r. Fahrney't Health Meuenger" gives
the history and usee of the Blood i'LHAnntrft,
testimonials, and other information, tent free
charge. Address , . , .
l)n. P. Faiiiikkt'8 BnoTnaa Jfc Co.,
Waynesboro, Franklin County, Pa.
Ask for Dr. Fahrnejr's; Blood Cleanser and
CLEANSE YOUIl BLOOD.
Bold everywhere and In Kew Bloomfield
by F. Moiitimeh & Co., only. 6 18
cidtiitxd 'made to order
Alwuye ofaliuudfroin i lllotl ti stkii'. ' )
r.
Clothing'
MADE T'Q
i i i i i
Slade
ORDER
CLOTHING
, BEAPY-MADE XXOTHIN of BnpWlor
Quality always on hand.
" ' " ' jF. Mortimer Jt Co,,'
March 18, '9. New Bloomfield, Pa,
' I v i j. i ; .i'i.i
,' Perfectly Non - Explo
i';.i .'i
osive
Lamp I
PKKKIN8 IIOfHK'H PATENT J. AMI'S are
the only Lamp t hut Oivxa l'anKT Hafhtt
with all KiMiie or oil. They ara made of btus,
and will last a lifetime, making them Ihe j
CHEAPE8T Lamp in THK world.
. Tha Htii1rlanAil in l..nl. In TV. mt ('....).
and will supply Merchants at the Manufaetiirera'
lirlce. Persona wantlns a good article ara re-
iuesveu w euuinue una laniu, , . , - . : , T , , , ,, .,
; i . - .l F. MOBTIHKB CO., '
. ' Kew BloomUeld, Pa.
a. Agents wanted to canvass the County.
ill l
S3 PTIiWSK s BBS"
j!A: Ml If
Big pFsr-7 s a
! Vff-'
P. Si Wsf jfrUr,&f ' lit1
6i?h.. . Zl-i
ft. ass
f'tfctT J ' Head?
CONSUMPTION.
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE.
By t. B. tOHiaoi, sc. S.
ifany a hnmsn hi-lna has pwicd away fhr whrwe
dstti there ww no ot tier renson tliati tlio neglect of
knnwn and Indisputably proven mmns or cure.
Those near and dear to family and friends are
slpcplna the dreamless slumber luto which, bad
thev cnlmlv adopted
TKS3T.TIBST.
and avatlM themnelv of lil wondprnitly efllca
Clous ninlleliK'S. ttipy would not havn fHllen.
IJr. Hchenck has lit his own eaae proved that
wherover siilllclfiit vitality ri'niniiin, that vltalltv,
hy his medlrlnofl and bis directions for their use, la
quickened Into hoalthhil viKor.
In this statement tliere fs nothlnir prosumptnmn.
To the faltii of the Invalid Is made no representation
that Is not a thousand tims substnnllnted liy livliis;
aiul vlnltile works. The theory of the euro by Dr.
Hi'henrk's niwllrlnea Is as simple an it Is nnfalllnBr.
Il philosopliy requlrui no argument. It la self-as-stirllifr,
self-convincing;. '
The Hea-weod Tonic and Mandrake Pills are the
first two weapons Willi which tho citadel of the
malady Is assailed. Two-thirds of the cases of con
sumption origitmlo In dvspepsla nnd a functionally
Unordered liver. With this condition the bronchial
tuhes "sympathize" with tho stomach. Thev re
spend to themorhlflonclionortlie liver. Here then
conies the riilmliintlnK result, and the scttiua lu,
with all Its distressing svmntnms of
(OVM jiitiuy.
The Mandrake I'llLs are composed of one of Na
ture's noblest (firta tho I'odophillnm l'ellatlini.
They possess nil the hlood-seiirehliiir, alterntlvo
properties of calomel, but, unlike calomel, they
"M:tvi: ,o si i iNj iii;iiiii."
The work of cure Is now hcKlnnlog. The vitiated
and mucous deposit In the bowels nnd In the all
nientnry canal aro ejected, The liver, like a clock,
Is wound up. It arouses from lis torpidity. The
stomach acts responslvolv, and the putieut begins
to led that lie Is uilliiitr, nL hist,
A st i'ri.v or unen Kt.oon.
The Hea-wced Tonic In conjunction with tho PUIS,
permeates nnd asslnnliites with the food, t'hylill
cnllou Is now proKrt'ssinir without Its jirevloos' tor
tures. Digestion heonmes painless, and thecurels
seen te be at hand. There Is no more tlntnlence, no
exacerbation of the stomach. An appetite sets In.
Now comes the greatest illood Purllier ever vet
Riven by ml Indulgent, father to HUllerliu' man.
Sfhenek's lMilnionic svritp ennes hi to pernrni its
functions and to hasten and complete the cure. It
enters at once upon its work. Xnturo.onn not ho
cheated. It collects and ripens the impaired aiul
diseased portions of the lungs, in the form of
gatherings. It prepares them for expectoration, and
lo! In a very short time tlio malady Is vanquished,
the rotten throne Hint It occupied Is renovated and
made new, and the imtlent, In all the dimity of re
gitlned vigor, steps forth to enjoy the uiuuhuod or
wouiuuhuud that was
t'lVDN ri AM I.OT.
The second tiling Is, the patient must Slav In a
wnnn room until tfiey get well; it Is almost Impos
sible, to prevent taking cold when the lungs are dis
eased, hut It must ho prevented or a cure can not lie
ellceted. l resh air nnd riding out, especially In this
section of the country. In the. fall and whiter sea
son, aro all wrong, l'hyslclans who recommend
that course Iofo their patients, If their lungs aro
badly diseased; and yet. Iiecause. they aro hi tho
house they in list not sit down quiet; they must walk
about the room as much and as fiist as Ihe strength
will lienr, to get up a good circulation of blood. Tho
patients must keep In good spirits be determined
to get well. This haa a grout deal to do with tile
appetite, and Is the great point lo g:iln.
'lo despair of cure niler such evidence of Its pos
sibility lu the Worst costs, and moral certainly In
all others is sinful. Ilr. Mchenck's personal stain
nir ni to the Faculty of his owu euro wus lu thtso
modest words;
" .Many years ago I was In the Inst stages of con
sumption; cotilfued loniv bed. and at one time my
physicians tlioiiglitthat 1 could not llveRweok; then,
like a drowning man catching at straws, I heard of
nnd obtained tho preparations which I nowoifer lo
the public, and they made a perfect euro of me. It
seemed to me Mint I could feel them penetrate my
whole sysUim. They soon ritened the matter In my
lungs, and I would spit up more thaiiaplntoforren
i ye yellow matter every morning lor a long time.
"As soon as that began to subside, my cough,
rever. pnlns, and ulgliUiweats all began to leave me,
and my appetite became so great that it was with
difficulty that 1 could keep from eating too much,
I soon gained my strength, aud havegrown lu llesh
ever since.
" I was weighed shortly after my recovery," added
the Doctor, " then looking like a mere skeleton I my
we glit was only ninety-seven pounds; my present
weight Is two hundred and twenty-nve (2ill pounds,
and for years I have enjoyed uninterrupted health.'1
Iir. tschenck haa discontinued his professional
visits to r,ew York and lloston. He or his son, Dr.
r.' V'KV,"',K'lc' Jr- "tnl continue lo see patlenta at
tlielrOllice. No. If, North With Street, l'lilladolphla,
every Saturday from a.m. to p.m. TlmTa who
wish a thorough examination Willi tha Kexplro
meterwillhechargedO'i. The Ilesplrometer declares
the exact condition of the lungs, and patlenta can
readily learn whether they are curable or not.
1 he directions for Inking the medlclnns are adapt
ed to the Intelligence even of a child. Follow times
directions, and kind Nature will do the rest, excepts
lug that hi some casea the Mandrake Pills are to be
taken In Increased doses; Ihe three mediclnos need
nootlier accompaniments than the ample instruc
tions that accompany them: First create appetite.
Of returning health, hunger la the most welcome
symptom. When it cornea, aa It will come, let the
despairing at once be of good cheer. Oood blood at
enco follows, the cough loosens, the night-sweat la
abated. In a short time both of these morbid symn.
-tonis are gone forever.
Dr. Sohsnck's medicines are constantly kept In
tens of thousands of fhrnlllm A . i...ii.
. saliva, the Mandrake 1'llls area standard prepara-'
( tloli; while the Pulmonic Hyrup, as a oureof coughs
uu wm., uiay us rwgaruea a a propnyiacuirlo
against consumption in any of lu forms;
aVI'cV.V, i'moule 8;rup aud Hea-weed Tonle,
W-a DOttle.or 7.&0a halfdoMOi. Manrfr-k. Dili.
' Xceuts a box. For sale by all druggists and dealers
i SW-Johkww. HoixowaT ft CownKW. 1102 Arch
Btreet, PhilMdeljihla, WholeHitle Agents. 6 23 ly
3STEW YORK
C O K. T I ti JIX T A L
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Life Insurance , ' , .Company,
OT NEW, YQRK,
SXItJCTLV M UTUAL
ISSUES all the new forms of Policies, and pre
sents as favorable terms aottny oouiiiany In the
United Htatca.
The Company wll) tiake VmjJoTary loans on Its
Thirty days' green allowed on eaob payment, and
the wduiv held uimhI duvluu- thiit.Uiiw.
ie
rouciea isaueu uy tu uoiuiuuiy aif nvn-wiieit-
ure.
No extra charges ara made for traveling permits.
Policy-holders share In the annual iirolitaof the
Company, and have a voice In the elections aud
management ot ma company. . ... i
No pulley or medical fee charged. 1 tul-n ..'
.It'sTue l,witkBi I'ree't.
U. It, Vi Naoop, yleei j'reii't,
i. F.ltouEMS, See'y. " " " ( ' ' "
...... ..: t: K.'EATtn, -
. ' i 1 i Mlcnerul Agent,
. No, 6 urth Third Ktwwt, , .-
4.2y yl Col lone- tilook, ,IIarrlsburg, I'a.
- " ' -; ,n rT-rrrTT'iT '' i.. r-
AND
SUN UMBRIITjIJAs,
",!:;', ;.'. we ! may? ;jhi iyivitr,T.,
P.'MORTIMER&'CO.i";,
I-1
' new HvtHmmve: fa. " 1
i i .1 in ; Rankruptty. ' ' "
Kjtstern district of Pennsylvanlak H.
' At Mew Klnolntteld the lHth duv of Jan. 1S71.
THK undersiKiied hereby gives notice of his ap
pointment as assignee of William H. Klce of
Havllle twp. lu the comity of Perry, and rU.t of
Pennsylvania within said district, Who Bits been
adjudged ay Ilankrnpt tton his own petition by
uie uisirici court 01 aaru uistnoi. i '.
Jotm BlXLBB,
3 1- Asalgue
Hair - Restorative !
Contains NO T.AO KTTt.nilill No SV'JATt OF
I,KAI No I,ITH Attn K No N IT It AT K OF
rllLVlilt.nnd Isenllrclv free from the Poisonous
nnd Health-destroying llntBS used In other Hair
Preparations.
Transparent nnd clear as crystal, It will not soil
the tlnrst fabric perfectly SAI'K, CLKAN. and
KKFICIKNT df'Hideiiitiiins LuNU SOUGHT
foil ANU.FOUNO ATJ.AUT I '
It rostorcs and prevents tho Half from becotn
Iiik (irny, Imparts a miff, (jlossy appearance, re
nmves lliiiiilnill, is cool and rcfri-shinic to the
head, checks tho Half froiufallliiK oil. iiuil restori's
It to a ere.it extent when Iiii'iiiiilurcly lost, pre
vents Headaches, elites all Humors, Cutaneous
Kruptlons, and tiiiiiatinal Hent, AS A !!KSS
1NO FOR THK II AlltlT IS THE BEST AHTICLK
INTHUjMAHKKT.
Dr. O. Hmlth, Patentee, Orntoti Junction, Mass.
Prepared only by Procter Brother", Oloiieester,
Mass. The (ieniiiiie. is put up In a panel bottle,
made expressly for It Willi tlinnaino of the article
blown in the glass. Ask yo ur llrugcist lor Na
ture's Hair Itcstoratlve, and take no oilier.
Send ft three cent stamp to rrocterOlroj. for n
Treatise on tile Human 1 1 a 1 r. The llifoiiiiHtion it
ctintalns Is worth iOO 00 to any person.. ...
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Park Place, N. Y. . , . .
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MANCFACTtniEfts OP
DOORS,
IlililKlK,
Jl j M o u I d ings ,
Balusters,. Newel Posts, Scroll, Sawing,
v -' 1 " ; CIRCULAR WORK. &c ' &c. ' ' '
Made and Tfarrnnfed from drw material, and
. r . an common sizes oi ... t
DOORS AND SASH,'
Kept oa hand and for sale by the undersigned
7-6end for List of Prices to I t
' i ' SPllOUT te JEDDV, '
., I : ;,'"j,ictijkb B0CK8,'
431, ''. - ''' '' LyoomliiR county,' Ta.
' XKUKIN'S Ik HOUSE'S PATENT i',
NON - EXPLOSIVE
' METALLIC ZEECSE1TE LAHP.
Is Anaoi.UTET.T SATTs from eiloslon or lireaklnjis
burns any Coal OH, good or bad ; gives moue Hou r,
no odor, and uses less oil.' 1 ' . ''
"It Is perfectly hon-ezptosire The light 'In' oet
ter than is produced by any other lamp." IV.. V.
iter. Preilitvnt' ef JuastachHtetU Agricultuml
Cotlete. .
"It is perfectly non-explosive, jrlves a better
llitht and is more economical tlutn anv other ssftin
In use." W. W. Welle, late Huptrinlendent . qf
The apalllnp deaths and flreit frdra glass lamps
exploding and breaking create a great demand for
this lamp. It I'ays to sell It. o by Cunvutsert;
AUENT8 wantkd ivcHYWriKBC. ' Heiul for a circu
lar and terms to Montgomery it to. , Cleveland, O.
2 Barclay btreet, New York .
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A;mLENiixs HsouTMKNrri
tiPZuyVlU .JVsJeiOXMliNX
f.f' -till , - ' Vi lll.'l ' t,i . H . , ! i"'. - !,, . '
cvn i .iii"Oy t . -mi mi ,i
M- (so . ijini -S Mih 1 "t-i 'i t I : ,1t, .IK '.'Vtift .
Suited 'to' the Season,
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HUMOROUS ITEMS.
BSy An old lady in Georgia who saw a
locomotive for tlio first timo recently,
looked at it curiously for a while, and
then, as it came purling along, inquired
anxiously what " pushed tho darned thing
alonjr."
. Bfy Where was I, ma," said a little
urchin to his mother, as he stood Razing
at his drunken and prostrate father,
" whero was I when you . married pa ?
Why didn't you take mo along? I could
have picked out a hotter man than he is."
fiifiy" In a squire's office, the othor dny,
ttn attorney was examing a surety touch
ing his qualifications as bondsman. "You
havo property, you say ?" " Yes." "Did
your wife bring you anything?" " Yes."
" What ?" " Thrco children, sir."
A gentleman in Chicago, who was
arrested for cruelty to a miserable horse,
was asked if ho ever fed him. Ever fed
him? That's a good tin," was the reply.
" He's got a bushel and a hulf of oats at
homo now, only ho ain't got timo to cat
'cm!"
r Is it wrong for mo to use rouge ?"
anked a homely spinster of her clergy
man. " What do you use it for ?" " To
to make mo handsome." " Woll,mad
am, I guess it will do no harm for you to
use rouge, for you uro homely enough
even with it."
CST" Tho writer of nn obituary notice
of an estimable lady said that the be
reaved husband was hardly able to bear
the demise of his wife. Imagino ' his
disgust on reading in print that the bc
reavedh unban d was hardly able to wear
tho chemise of his wifo.
tSS" A noble lord asked a clergyman
once at tho bottom of his tablo, " why
the goose, if there was one, was always
placed next the parson. " Really," re
plied tho clergyman, " I can give no rea
son for it; but your question is so odd
that I shall never see a goose again with
out thinking of your lordship."
JK3 Mrs. II., a young mother, was ex
hibiting with considerable pride to a num
ber of admiring friends her first baby.
Finally approaching littlo Dan, a boy of
fivo years, the happy pareut said, " Dan,
is not this a dear littlo baby ?" Dan hes
itated a moment, turned up his eyes, and
answered, " Yes, but it's bald-headed."
An old toper who had attended
a scientific lecturo, where tho learned pro
fessor caused several explosions to take
place from the gasses produced by water,
said : " You don't catch mo putting wa
ter in my liquor after this. ' I had no
idea before that water was so dangerous,
though I never liked to take too much,
of it."
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IKS" A romantic genius seeing a hand
Bonio girl passing along the 'streot, . the
other day, went home and ponned this
poetical gushing of his palpitating heart :
" I've seen her out walking, with, a hat
bound round with blue, and it ain't no
use in talking, she's pumpkins and a few.
She glides along in beauty, like a duck
upon the lake ; oh, I'd be all love and du
ty, if I only was her drake."
,MF After a loud preface of ," O, yes,"
pronounced most audibly three times, . in
the High Street,. at New Market, the lute
Lord liartrymore, having collected a num
ber of persons together, niado the follow
ing proposal to the gapers : .". W,ho wants
a horse that can walk five iniles an hour,
trot eighteen, and ' gallop twenty V' " " I
do," said a gentleman, '.with manifest "ear
nestness. " Then," replied Lord Barry
more,' "if I see any such 'amimaKto be
sold, I will bo sure to let you know."" ' '
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1ST; Recently, in one , of the .North
Carolina .courts,, the grand, jury, as is
now usually the case, was composed part
ly of negroes. , After being , " charged"
in the usual way by. his honor, ,, tho jury
retired to 'their, room, when one pt the
white' jurors ventured to ,asfc ! a' colored
associate if lie 'understood the charge ' of
the judge. ' "Golly," exclaimed the as
tonished amendment, "he don't charge
us nuflin for dut, does be 7 I thought
.we was gwine to. get pay' i, , ,i i. - j
' l7 Martha,' dost tlio'u' love ' mef"
asked a Quaker youth ' of one at ' whose
shrine his fondest' heart's ' feelings had
been offered up;" u Why,' Seth; We" aro
commanded to love One another, ' are ' we
not?''' she answered.'' " Ah Martha, but
doet thou Togard ' me with that feeling
which the world calls' love V ' I hardly
know what to tell thee, Seth. -I have
tried to bestow my love npou all; but I
sometimes think thou art. gottiog more
than thy share."
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, tQF.A certain clergyman of Vermont,
a few years since, visited New York, and
was invited to fill a city pulpit,. lie had
never had the privilege of listening to a
church organ, and was unacquainted with
the fashion of hiring, a fe w to do the sing
ing," , Giving out hw first hymn, , the, or
ganist playing a fancy prelude, and in the
highest style of art rendered, the, , hymn.
Addressing the throne of grace in a man
ner that stamped Lira as a man , of, intel
lect and power, he coolly re-opened the
hymn-book, and said: "The audience
will now join with me in singing a good
old Methodist hymn! and those persons
running that bag of wind in the gallery
will please not interrupt."