ljc imc0, New J3loomftcli, JOa.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
OF
Blatchley's Cucumber
TliADi:
.MAKK.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring 2I3..W feet In length, or milllclniit In
tint aKiegale (or
A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP,
Hiiiiplc t CouHti't'ftion Eai in Ojieration
fMiig no T ante to the II Titer Du
rable and t'heap.
Those pumps are their own best recommendation .
For wilt' by Dealers In Hardware and Agricultu
nil Implements, Plumbers, Pump Makers, fcc,
Ihrouuhout the country. Circulars, Ike, furnish
el upon application by mail or otherwise.
Slnclc iiiim)i forwarded to parties In towns
where I have no agents upon the receipt of the
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump heart my
Hade mark as above, as I guarantee no other.
SuOlllce and Ware-room,
Kos. (121 and lijii Filbert Street,
. i: n 1 nil la Delphi a, pa.
-Theso Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer Si Co., New lllooinllcld.
SOWER, BARNES & TOTTS,
Itooliwellers fc Slnlfonors,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AM)
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. .VSO Market and 321 Minor St reels,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
lirooks' Arithmetic. Also, Hubert's History of
t lie United States, Fcltou's Outline Maps, &u.
IIL .1A K KOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. lilt
MILLER & ELDER,
Itookseller.s mid Mai loner,
II LA A' A' ROOK MAS UFA OTURERU,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAMi IMI'KIt,
No. 4:10, Market Street,
:il PHILADELPHIA, A.
CHARLES MAGARUE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
lJipoi, J c.,
No. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Paier any Size. Weight, Color mid Quality,
made to order, at short uotiue. loiyil
IjOCIIJIAN'N
Writing- Xaiil!
rpniS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's.
X and Is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it. If it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
3. For safe by F. Mortimer, New Illoomlleld.
MILLER ft ELDER,
Sole Agents,
m Market Street, 1 .
Philadelphia. .
A. L. Kaub .1. E. Fhetmikk.
K irn v 1 itYMim:,
ItfPOKTEHS AND JOHBEHS OK , ,
C h i 11 H , O- 1 11 h k
AND
QUEENSWARE,
301 and 803, Cherry St.J between Arch A ltaee,
PHILADELPHIA.
ITT Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. 8. 9. ly 10
John Lucas & Co.,
" ' Sole and
; r,Tllli ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
or TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
: Also, Pure
White lad anil Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
Phlladul pli i a Ad vert isc mcnts.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggi sts,
AND DEAt.KHB IN
Patent Medicines,
111) MAIvKET STREET, NKAlt FROST, 1
Philadelphia, Pa.
AFCLL STOCK, of ovorthlim eonneeteil with i
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a j
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to otter In- i
diieeinents to buyers, and makes It worth their'
while to give us a trial. '
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
NAVHM LUUIIl!
Saves Time !
HAVKS MOAKVJ
yyAiNJiKiii r & cos
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tho best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
OT For sale by all (iroeers, and by F. Mortimer,
New nioomtleld. Fa, 317
UAYKII.T, & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Battinpc, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and Willow
Ware,
No. 313, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1,1809.
John Shalfner, Jr. K. S. Ziegler. Theo. Kumel
SHAFFNER, ZIECSLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNlilt, ZIEOLEU & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
(iloveK,
ItiltboiiM,
NnwpenderN,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. ;
North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
ulffcntH for Lancaster Vombs.
BARCHOFT & CO.,
Importers antl JoWim-g
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths, .
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
LinuiiM, tVhite GooJh, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 40.1 and 4()7 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
W. F. KOnLKR,
JOBBER IN!
Hats, Cap, Furs,
AMD
f 1 1 1 1 w - O oo(1m,
lSaNOKTH THIKD 8THEET, j
8 Illy 10 PHILADELPHIA.
X. It. T.1YLOK, -.
WITH
WAINWRIGUT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Strootf,
rhiladolphia Pa
TTOAR, McCONKEY Ai CO.,
XX Hucecssor to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
wnOt.EHALI
BOOT AND SUOE
WAREHOUSE, '
028 Market St. aud 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'u. I
WHOLESALE
ivnifiiir.nn
Jnnuary 1, 1809.
LLOTD, SUPPLEE, k WALTON,
WJT0LK8ALB .,
HARDWARE HOUSE,
tio. 025 Murket Btreet, . . )
f ;. i
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
U. W. 11USS12LL,
No. 22 North Slxlli Street, opposite C'oiunierce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer In
FINfc WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELKY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock JCc pairing.
-Agent for KTEVKNS' PATENT TUItltKT
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the
United States.
- Inquiries by mall for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be chcerl'uily answered.
Philadelphia, 4:il01v
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill cV Chandler,
nr.Ai.Kiis in
Tobacco, Scgars, Ac,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
J'lIILADEI.PlIlA, 1A.
i A fell stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on baud. -I 32 lylu
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
,ftnues llusscl tV Co.,
Wholesale Dkai.khs in
TobilCCO 2111(1 Cigtll'S,
Nn. 11, South front Street,
Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy.J 4 221y
V. V. EXIjIIT A: ISllO'M,
Wholcftilc lcalcM in
VIS II ,
AND
XfA'iwioiiH,
114 South Delaware. Avenno,
Below Chestnut St.,
I'Hl LA DELPHI A , PA .
Agents for
CollhiN, Ueddcs & Co's Cuuned Fruits.
iiuitf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II.Lewars. J. S.Gleim.
Cunningham,' Gleim & Co.,
Whoi-esalb Dkai.p.rh in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
1IIIY,A1EI,11IIA.
83810
Hooks ! Books ! Hooks !
PERKINPINE & HIGGINS,
1)6 XORTII FOURTH STREET, . .
Philadelphia,'
KKEP CONSTANTLY ON HANI) a full lupply
of the latest and best I.ihiiahv Hooks from
tlie leadiiiK Societies and Publishers. We make
our selections with great care, and puarantee the
moral and religious character of the hook, cheer
fully exehanirinu anv that mav not hfl MtlHfiutLorv.
selling at Publishers iirices, and, wherever practi
cable, making liberal discount to Schools.
. W A full aaKortincnt of MUSIC BOOKS.
Sirllert, Quenlion anil lymnn Hook. Mnpi, Mtd
al, Reuxml Oirrs, Mar.kboiirif, Rilile Diction,
arlw. Ctrtljlciite Jliunkt, LUirurp RegMern,
mxretarien' and SuimrintanieM
Itonks, Untitle, A'cri(re ie. . . ,
titreiL Int'uni Clam AlunutU.
and everything uew and useful lor Sabbath-school
use kept on hand or supplied to order. W have
been engaged In this siieolal branch of business
for years pant, aud have acquired an experience
which we think our customers nil formlv llnd beu.
ellclal to their Interests. A Descriptive and Illus
trated Catalogue, containing names and prices of
several thousand volumes, nent free toany udilrens
on iiiM'iieiiiioii,
Philadelihia, April 5, 1870.
W. A. Atwooh. Isaac W. Ranch
ATWOOD, RAXCK & CO.,
C'oiiiinlNKlon MerehaiilN,
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
1 T J4 TT -
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
340t!m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
T1
1 "
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholenale Uroeer,
C O M 1 1 8 8 1 () N M K K 0 11 A N T S
No. 120 AIICII STREET, ' '
Philadelphia.
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a specialty.
, 31
mr ri
ease send for a Circular.
48
For the Farm and Garden !
jjunu cinoyNO bonk,
Ml PER PHOSPHATE OF LIMK,
t .. ANIMAL COMPOST. , , .
AND ) (
GUOUKD PLASTER,
Manufactured by the Hariisburs Fertilizer Com
pany, Harrlsburg, J'a. For sale by
' ,RH. KICKES & BUO.,
6 9, 13 N ewport, I'a.
11EN11Y T. HICLMltOLD'S
Ciiiioiiii1 l.luil
EXTRACT CATAWBA
GltAPE PILLS.
CnmiHitrtit Pint Fniit Ertrurt Itin
limb mill' Fluid Extnirt ('nluir
hn drupe rluici'.
FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, JAI NDICIC, 111 L
HiCS AFFEt.'TlONS. SICK, OR XEItVol S
HKADACIIE. COS'I IVENKSS, Ere. Pt'ltELY
VEiKTAIILK.CONTAlNIN; NO MKIICI RY,
MINERALS, OR DELKTEIilOl S DltKlS.
II
These Pills are the most delight rullv pleasant
purgative, superceding castnroi), Halls.'inagncsia,
etc Tliere Is nothing more acceptable to the
stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau
sea nor grilling pains. They are composed of
the finest ingredients. Altera few days' use of
them, such an luvigorntion of tho entire system
takes place as to appear miraculous io tim'weak
and enervated, whether arrlsing from Imprudence
or disease. II. T. llelinlmld'n Compound Fluid Ex
tract Catawba Crape Pills are not sugar-coated,
from the fact that sugar-coated pills do not dis
solve, but pass through the stomach without dis
solving, eiinseiiiently do outproduce the desired
cited. The Catawba Crape Pills, being pleasant
111 taste and odor, do not .necessitate llielr being
sugar-coaled. PRICK FIFTY CENTS 1'ER l!0..
IS
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
1IH.MLY CONCKNTIIATKI) COMPOUND
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radlenlly exterminate- from the system
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore
Eyes, Soro Lens, Soro Mouth, Soro Head, Bron
chitis, Skin Diseases, Salt Rheum, Cankers,
ltiinnlni; from tho F.nr, White Swelling", Tu
mors, Cancerous AU'ections, Nodes, Rickets,
(ilanilular Swellings, Nitfht Sweats, ltnsh, Tet
ter, Humors of all Kinds, Chronic Kheuma
tism, Dyspepsia, nnd all diseases that linvc
been established in the system for years.
Ii
Beinir prepared expressly for the above com
plaints, its blood-purifying propcrticsarc great
er than any other preparation of snrsaparilla.
It gives the complexion a clear nnd healthy col
or and restores the patient to a slate of health
and purity. For purifying tho blood, removing
all chronic constitutional diseases arising from
an Impure state of the blood, uud the only reli
able and ell'cctunl well known remedy for the
cure of pains and swelling of the bones, ulcer
ations of the throat nnd lego, blotches, pim
ples on the lace, erysipelas and all scaly erup
tions ou the skin, nnd beautifying the complex
ion. 3E
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENTRATED
Fluid Extract Buchu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
has cured every cuso of Diabetes in which it lias
been given, Irritation of the neck of the blad
der and iullamation of the kidneys and bladder,
retention ot urine, diseases ot the prostrate
Gland, stone in the bladder, calculous, gravel,
nod mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee
bled nnd delicate constitutions of both sexes,
attended with tho following symptoms i Indis
position to Exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of
Memory, Dilllculty ot Brcallilug, weak picrvcs,
'1 .'cmbliiiL' Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,
Dimness of vision, ruin in tho muck, not
Hands, Flushing of tho Body, Dryness of the
Skin. Eruptiou of tho Face, Pallid Counte
nance. Univcrsnl Lassitude of the Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from the ages of
eighteen to twenty-nvc, nnu iroin ininy-iive io
fifty-live or In tho decline or change of life j af
ter confinement or labor pains ; oca-wciiiiiff in
children.
J3
Helmbold's Extract Buchu Is Diuretic aud
blood-purifying, nnd cures all diseases arising
from habits of dissipation, and Imprudences lu
life, Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copaiba In affections for which It Is used, and
syphilitic anectlon in these diseases used in
connection with Helmbold's Hobo Wash.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladles, tho Ex
tract of Buchu Is uncuunllcd by any other rem
edy as In Clilorosls or Retention, Irregularity,
Painliilucss or Bupprcssion ot customary evac
uations, aud complaints incident to the sex. It
Is prescribed extensively by the most emminent
physicians and midwlvcs lor cufceblcd and del
icate constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of the above diseases or
symptoms.)
o
II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF
DISSIPATION. ETC..
in all tliclr stages, at little expense little or no
change in diet, no Inconvenience, and no expo
sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives
strength to Unlrato, thereby removing Obstruc
tions. Prcventintr and Curing Strictures of the
Urethra, Allaying Pain and Intlaiuatlon, so fre
quent in this class of diseases, and expelling
all poisonous matter. Thonsnnds who have
becu tho victims of Incompetent persons, and
who have paid heavy fees to be cured in a short
time, havo found they have been deceived, and
that tho " poison" has, bv the use of " power
fill astringents," been dried np In the system,
to break out In a more uggravnted form, nnd
iicrhntis after marriage. Uso Helmbold's Ex
tract Buchu for all affections and Diseases of
tho Urinary Organs, whether existing in malo
or female, from whatever cause originating,
uu,d no mntter now long stanuing.
HENRY T.
HELMBOLD'S
IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
cannot be surpassed as n Faro Wash, and will
be found tho only siwclflc remedy In every spe
cies of Cutaneous affection. It speedily eradi
cates Pimples, Spots, Scorcutic Dryness, Indu
rations of tho Cutaneous Membrane, etc.
1
Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines. Evidence of the most responsible
and reliable character furnished on application,
with hundreds of thousands of living witness
es, and npwnrd of 1X1,000 unsolicited certifi
cates and recommendatory letters, many of
which are from the highest sources, Including
eminent Physicians, Clergymen, Satcsmen, etc.
The proprietor lias has never resorted to their
publication In the newspapers he doci not do
tlila from the fact that hit article rank at
Standard Preparations, aud do not need to be
propped up by certificates.
Ilonrv 1 JI;imloIli Gen.
ulnu 1'ri'iiai'utionM
Delivered to any address. . Secure- from ob
servation. Established upward of twenty years. Sold by
Druggists everywhere. Address letters for
lufonnatlon. In confidence to HENRY T.
HELM BOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Only demits i II. T. HELMBOLD'S Drug and
Chemical Warehouse. No. 5U4 Broadway, New
York, or to II. T. HELMBOLD'S Medical
Depot, 6'J4 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia,
Pa.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S! TAKE NO
OTHER. , . 4 So Jyp.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
teSy- "What ih tlio rliffercnco between a
lmtturcd dime, nnd n new niuklo i
Nino cents.
teif ' The Indies will wear nothing but
the fltnttllcMt bonnets, suys nn exchange.
Hennt nttiro that, wo iimigiuo, fur ns cool
a latitude ns this.
fle" Husband, I must have some change
to-duj." " Well, stay nt bomo and take
care of the children ; tlmt will be change
enough."
toy- The following cxprcwivo notice
is jiosted tin the closed door of a Brook
lyn cobbler's shop : " This beznics Is
klosed fur na week tit clou the bos a
chanz ter bo sik."
BfaV" How much did ho leavo ?" in
quired o gentleman of a wug on learning
the death of a wealthy citizen. " Every
thing," responded tho wag. " ITo didn't
take it dollar with him.
BsSrAVlicn Sheridan taught school, ho
had in una of his classes a boy who al
ways rend partridges fur patriarchs.
" Stop," exclaimed the wag of a teacher,
" You shall not make gnmo ot the pa
triarchs." Sy" An Klniira fanner wrote to Mr.
Ireclev for his ndvico as to whether Dlas-
ter was good to. put on potatoes. Horace
said he always used gravy or butter on
potatoes, but supposed any ono could get
accustomed to plaster if they make an ef-
lort.
Bgf The Dutchman who refused to
take a ono dollar bill because it might bo
altered from a ten prefers stage traveling
to railroads. Tho former ho says, rides
him eight hours for a dollar, whilo the
latter only rides him one.
A couple of ladies got into a New
York omnibus which was so full of pas
sengers that only ono eould get a Beat.
Tho anxious driver looked down into tho
stage and said : " Have you got a seat,
madam '(" Lady " Oh ! yes j but I havo
no place to put it !
tig A little girl meeting a country-
mau driving a load of slaughtered hogs,
dropped a courtesy. Tho rustic laughed,
without returning tho civility. " What P
said he, " do you courtesy to the dead
hogsr No, sir, replied tho little miss,
I courtesied to tho livo one."
J6r " Father, did you ever havo an
other wifo besides mother V " No. my
boy ; what possessed you to ask such a
question f jsocause 1 saw in our lanniy
uibio wnere you were marriea to Anno
Domini, in 1835, and that isn't mother,
for her namo was Sully Smith."
jey The other day Mrs. Muggins find
ing herself unwell, sent for a doctor, and
in the presence of Muggins and her
medical man, declared her belief that
she was poisoned, and that he (Muggins)
had done it. " I didn't do it, shouted
Muggins, " it's all gammon sho isn't
poisoued. Prove it, doctor open her
on the spot I'm willing !"
Kay A very uninteresting old maid wo
once saw, duritig a religious revival, was
induced to go forward to bo prayed for.
One of the ministers usked her if she
felt herself under under the influence of
tho Holy Spirit. Placing her hand ou
her stomach, she replied, " I feel some
thing here; but I don't know whether it
is wind or religion."
SQfThero is nn undertaker in ono of
our western towns whoso sign bears the
inscription " Every requisite for a fu
neral. John McBride Davidson passing
along with Billy Birch, went in and said
he would take a corpse. " A corpse 1 I
haven't any." " Then take dowu your
sigu," said Mo. ; " I don't know anything
more requisite for a funeral than a corpso.
Good luoruiug."
Bt?" A Dutchman related a misfortune
which befell his son in the following man
ner :
11 Poor Hans ! he bit himself mit a rat-tle-snukc,
and vas sick into his bed for
six weeks in to month of August and
all his cry vas ' Vatcr ! Vater ! Und he
couldn t eat noting till he complained ot
being a leetlo potter, so ash he could stand
up on his elbow, and eat a little tea."
jtyaT Dr. Buchard was once called iu .
to comfort a very sick old sinner, and
during tho interview proposed to pray for
him. In tho courso of his supplication,
he prayed that tho sick man might be
brought to see tho error of his ways, and
that he might have a new heart. At this
point of the ceremony, the invalid inter
posed : " Stop ! stop 1 Dootor Buchard.
You're all wrong ! There ain't anything
the matter with my heart, that's all right
enough. It's my liver that's ailin' 1"
They were sitting side by side,
And she sighed, and then lie sighed.
Said ho, "My darling idol,"
And he idled, then she Idled -"
You are creation's bolle." ,
And she bellowed than bo bellowed
" On my sonl there's such a weight,"
And he waited and then she waited ; -"
Your band I ask, so bold I've grown,"
And she groaned, aud then he groaned
" You shall havo a private gig.
And she giggled, and then he glgglod,
Bald sbo, ' My dearest Luke."
And he looked and then she looked ; .
"Shan't we?" and they shantied :
"I'llhave thee if thou wilt,"
And he wilted, and she wilted.
v