t
l)c $imc5, NctD Blaomftcli), JJa,
Fhiladclphin Advertisements.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
OF
Blatchloy's Cucumber
' TllADE gj) MARK.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring SlUfiCA feet In length, or sufficient in
the ii ri cgate lor
A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP,
Simple In Construction Eay in Operation
(firing no Tastt to the Water Du
rableand Cheap.
These prnnn are their own bent recommendation.
For Nile ly Dealers In Hardware and Agricultu
ral Implements, numbers, l'ump Makers, &c,
tlirniigliout the country. Circulars, He., furnish
ed upon application hy mail or otherwise.
Single pumps forwarded to parties In towns
where I have no agents upon tliu receipt of the
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump bears my
trade mark as above, as 1 guarantee no other,
3. Office and Ware-room,
Kos. Gil and sal Filbert Street,
5 1310 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
jrThese Tunips can be ordered of the Manu
faclurer, or V. Mortimer & Co., New liloomlleld.
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
lSooli.scIler.s & , Stationer,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN ' ' ' '
AND ; -
. . WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 030 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
J'HILA DELPHI A , PA.
!. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Krooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert' History of
the United States, i'eltou's Outline Maps, &c.
BLANK ROUKS
Always on hand, mid niado to Order.- Sit
MILLER & ELDER,
Hookscllcr and Stationers,
JILAyK BOOK MAy UFA CTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAU PAPER,
No. 430, Market Street,
A
1'HILADELPJIIA, A.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In -
Paper, JiiijH, Sc;.,
Xoci. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. lOlysl
Waiting Ilnidl l
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Ahkold'i,
and Is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, If It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
V For sale by If. Mortimer, New Bloomneld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
i)031 . , Plilladolplila. .
A. L. Kaiu J. E. Fhetmihk.
' K 11 II V FllV.lIIIti:, .!
IMPOHTEHS AMD JOBBKKS Or
C ll i 11 II , jr lllHH
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
M and 803, Cherry 81., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
07 Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 8. 9. lylu
John Lucas & Co.,
, Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
or TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,'
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
AUo, Pure
White I,cal and Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
riiiladclphift Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALEItBIH
Patent Medicines,
110 MARKET STHEET, NEAH FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of evorthinp! connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business,, with a
ow vent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, nii't makes it, worth their
while to give us a trial, '
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.'
NAVIES LARUK !
Save Time !
' . SAVJKH .1IOM1Y!
yAIMUOHT CO ' r
' Labor-Saving Soap
Will be fottnd the best In use. With this Soap
washing may bo done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and tho saving In wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and arter that you will use no
other. .' . -
tS. For sale by all Orocers, and by K. Mortimer,
New liloomlleld, Pa. 317
nnAYicu.ii & co.,
! v Wholesale Dealers In .--,
Carpets, , .
Oil Cloths, ',' ?
:"' " r Shades, '
Brooms,
. Carpet Chain,
Biitling, Wadding,' Twines, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and H I How Ware,
. No. 343, North Third Street, ' ,
Philadelphia, Pa. , . .
January 1, 1869. '
Jolui KhoITner, Jr. K. S. Zlegler. Theo. Itumel
SHAFFNER, Z1EGLER & CO.,
Successors to
, SHAFFNER, ZIECiLIiR SCO.,
t -". Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, , ,
Calovex,
1 n " Itlbbons, ,.n
NuspeiiderH,
TUB E A D 'S , CO MB St
nud every variety of ..
TRIMMINGS '.
u.. .; " AND .''
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Btreet, -r
PHILADELPHIA, PA. .
I .
J Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCJfcOET & CO.,
' ' Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy ' ! '
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths, ; """7: .
' ' ' Cassimcres,
, .... . - Blankets, '
LineriH, White GooiIh, Hosiery, &o.,
Hat. 05 and 407 MAltKET BTRKET,
I ' " Above Fourth, North Side,) ' .
; ' rjilladelphla.
"T " ' 1
! W, F. ICOHIJCK, r
i . .jt JOBBER IN j
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Ntriiw - O o o d h ,
153;NORTIl third btreet,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
H. II. TAYLOK,
wim '
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
nOARjMcCONKET&CO.,
S ucccisors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
CS3 Market St. and 614 Commerce Btreet,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
January 1, 1800.
LLOID, hl'PPLEE, k WALTOS,
WIIOLEHA LB
HARDWARE HOUSE.
Ho. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
(J. W. 11 USSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILAPELrillA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINfc WATCHES,
French anrf American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AMU
SILVER - WARE.
.Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock ltepalriiiK-
-AKcnt for STEVENS' TATENT TURRET
CLOCK, tin) beat and cheapest Turret Clock in the
United States.
- Inquiries hy mall for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 43101 y
F.D.Miller.
T. ltlekert.
V. II. Miller
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
BUCCEMOnS TO
6RAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
BTKAW-CaOODg, dec,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
WM. H. KENNEDY,
with
Hemphill fc Chandler,
DEALEHS IN
Tobacco, Scgars; &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
t . ; rUIiAUEWIIIA, PA,
"A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 1 lylu
W. B. METCALFE,
W1TU
i
James liusscl Co.,
WllOLEHALB DkALBHS IN
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
- Axents for Celebrated Star Navy.) 4 221y
C. 1. KNIGHT A IIICO'S.H
Wholesale Dealer in
FISH,
Checso
f 1 AMU J (":
IT'i'oviHioiiH,
J 14 South Delaware Avenne, '
Below Cliestunt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
... Agents for . ' . ' ": ,
Collins, (JeJdes & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041U ,
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Levari. J. S.Glelia.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
' ' Wholebalh Dealbh in
Tobacco, Segars,&c.,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, ' '-
11IIL AlH.M'llIA.
32310
Hooks! Books! Jioolcs!
PERKINPINE & IIIGGINS,
M NOKTIT fVURTIl STREET,
. rhtladclphfa, lfrj
f!OXSTAin.Y ON It AND a Ninmlv
K
EEr
of the latest and best Liiiiiaky Hooks from
tlie Ib1Iiik Hocletlei! and I'liblliilierB. We make
our selwitloiM with xreat care, and guarantee the
moral and rellnloua character of the books, cheer
fully exchatiKliiK any that may not lie satisfactory,
selling at l'liblishwi prices, and, wherever practi
cable, making liberal discount to Schools.
A full assortment of MUSIC HOOKS.
Sjrllera, QueMIrm and Leunn Hootn, Afann, Med
ul, Reward IXmlt, RUwItljoardu, lHHlun
arte. OnrttjIaUaJUanie, lAHtntrv lien Men,
MHretarle' tni thiju-rintendentt'
Jlookn, Motion, Ncrlnturt ic
ture, lnjmti Ctut Manual.
and everything new and useful lor Halibath-scliool
use keot on hand or siionlii'd to irilf,r Wa i,va
been eugiiKed In this special branch of business
for years pant, aud have acquired an nix-rlcuce
which we think our customers uniformly lluU ben
ellclnl to their InturesLs. A Descriptive and Illus
trated Catalogue, containing names and prices of
several thousand volumes, sent free to any address
on application, - ( . , t
I'liiladelphla, April S, 1870.
W. A. ATWOon. ' Isaac W. Ranch.
ATW00D, ItANCK & CO.,''
C'oiiiiiilMwloii 7Ier'liuiitM,
. T.r. ! 'll I ' I ' AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of l'lckkU and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
406m6 . . . 1 PHILADELPHIA, TA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
. Wliolentale VrocrrN,
AND
COMMISSION MKKGHA NTS
No. 120 ARCH BTREET,
Philadelphia,
-The sale of Kggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
a sjmclnlty,
muy. bi
Fleuse end for a Circular. 48
HENRY T. IlELMllOTAVS
CoiupoiiiKl Tlllitl
EXTRACT CATAWBA
Git APE PILLS.
Comjiotcnt Part Fluid Extract Rliu
harb and Fluid Extrart Cataw
ba Orapc Juice.
KOll 1.1VEU cmirr,.MNTS. jaiindick. iiii,-
IOHS AKKKCTIONS, SICK, OH NERVOUS
HKADAOHK.OOSTIVENHSK, Etc. l'CRKI.Y
VEOKTAM.K. CONTAININO NO MKRCI RV,
M1NKRA1S, OR DELETERIOUS Diti'OS.
II
These Rills nro the most dellnhtfully pleasant
purgative, suercciliiig castor oil, salts, inatrnesla,
etc There Is nothing more acceptable To tho
stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau
sea nor griping p.ilns. They are composed of
the finest Ingredients. After a few days' use of
them, such un Invlgnr.itiou of the entire system
takes place as to appear miraculous to the weak
and enervated, whether arrlsing from imprudence
or disease. II. T. HelmholU'H Compound Klutd Kx
traet Catawba (liapo 1'llls are not sugar-coated,
from the "act that sugar-coated pills do not (lis-
olve, but pass through the stomach without dls
olvlnR, consequently do not produce the desired
effect. The Catawba Orape rills, being pleasant
In taste and odor, do mil necessitate their being
augur-coated. 1'lilcE EIKTV CENTS rlilt HOX.
12 '
HENRY T. IIELMBOLD'S
IIIOI1LY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from tho system
Scrofula, 8yi)lillis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Soro
Eyes, Soro Legs, Boro Mouth, Soro llcnd, Bron
chitis, Skin Diseases, Bait Khcum, Cankors,
Running from the Eur, White Swellings, Tu
mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, Rickets,
Glandular Swellings, Night Sweats, Rash, Tet
ter, Humors of all KIu!s, Chrouic Rheuma
tism, Dyspepsia, and all diseases that havo
been established In tho system for years.
Being prepared expressly for the nbovo com
plaints, its blood-purifying; properties are great
er than any other preparation of snrsaparllla.
It gives the complexion a clear and healthy col
or and restores tho patient to a stato of health
and purity. For purifying the blood, removing
all chrouic constitutional diseases arising from
an impure state of the blood, and the only reli
able and circctnal well known remedy for the
cure of pains and swelling of tho bones, ulcer
ations of the throat and legs, blotches, pim
ples on the face, erysipelas aud all scaly erup
tions on Ihe skin, and beautifying tho complex
ion. 31
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCBNT11ATB1)
Fluid Extract Buchu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
has cured every case of Diabetes in which It hag
been given. Irritation of the neck of the blad
der and lullamation of the kidneys and bladder,
retention of urine, diseases of tho Prostrate
Gland, stone In the blndder, calculous, gravel,
and mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee
bled and delicate constitutions of both sexes,
attended with the following symptoms i Indis
position to hxcrtlon, Loss of rower, Loss of
Memory, Dilliculty of Breathing, Weak Nerves,
1 rcmbllng Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,
Dimness of Vision, Fulii in the Back, Hot
Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dryness of the
Bkln, Eruption of the Face, Pallid Counte
nance, Universal Lassitude of the Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from tho ages of
eighteen to twcnty-flvc, and from thirty-live to
flfty-tive or In the decline or change of life ) af
ter confinement or labor pains ) bed-wetting In
cuuuTcn.
ID
Helmliold's Extract Buchu is Diuretic and
blood-purifying, aud cures all discuses arising
from habits of dissipation, and imprudences lu
life, Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copaiba In affections for which it Is used, and
syphilitic afl'oction in these diseases used in
connection with Uclmbold's Rose Wash.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladies, the Ex
tract of Buchn is unequalled by any other rem
edy as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity,
Fainfuluess or Suppression of Customary Evac
uations, and complaints incident to tho sex. It
is prescribed extensively by tho moBt emmlnent
physicians and midwlves for enfeebled and del
icate constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of tho above diseases or
symptoms.)
o
IT. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF
DISSIPATION, ETC.,
In all their stages, at little expense littlo or no
change in diet, no Inconvenience, and no expo
sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives
strength to Unlrato, thereby removing Obstruc
tions. Preventing and Curing Strictures of the
Urethra, Allaying Pain and Intlamatlon, so fre
quent in tins class or diseases, and expelling
ull poisonous matter. Thousands who have
been tho victims of Incompeteut persons, and
who have paid heavy fees to be cured In a short
time, have found they have been deceived, and
that the " poison" has, by tho use of " power
ful astringents," been dried up In the system,
to break out In a more aggravated form, and
perhaps after marriage Use Uelmbold'i Ex
tract Buchu for all directions aud Diseases of
tho Urinary Organs, whether existing In mule
or female, from whatever cause originating,
and no matter how long etuudiug.
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED
KOBE WASH
cannot be surpassed as a Face Wash, and will
be found the only specific remedy In every spe
cies of Cutaneous affection. It speedily eradi
cates Pimples, fipots, Scorcutlc Dryness, Indu
rations oi iuo cutaneous jucmurnne, etc.
I
Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines. Evidence of the most responsible
and reliable charactor furnished on application.
with hundreds of thousands of living witness
es, and upward of 80,000 unsolicited certifi
cates and recommendatory letters, many of
wuicn are irom lue Highest sources, including
eminent Phvslclans, Clergymen, Batesmen, etc.
The proprietor has hat never resorted to their
publication In the newspapers be docs not do
this from the fact that his articles rank as
Standard Preparations, and do not noed to be
proppua up uy certificates.
Henry T. Hclm!oIrM Gun
uiutt lriiii'u41oiM
Delivered to any address. Secure from ob
servation. Established upward of twenty years. Sold by
Druggists everywhere. Address letters for
information, in confidence to IIENRx T
HELMBOLD. DniL'irlit and Chemist.
Only depots i II. T. HELMBOLD'S Drug and
Chemical Warehouse. No. 5U4 Broadway, New
York, or to II. T. IIELMBOLD'S Medical
Depot, 5V4 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia,
Pa.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S I TAKE NO
OTHER. i SH lyp.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
"Littlo Dnm Brook."
t A clergyman seeing a littlo boy ploying
in a Piiinll Htrcam by tbo road aide, in
quired i'ur bis father. " He's over tha
little dam brook." gaid tbo lad. " What!"
snid tho reverend gentleman, nbocked at
tho boy'g profanity: ' (;nn,t you speak
without swearing?" " Well ho is over to
tho littlo dam brook anyhow," persisted
tne ooy, as no went Hpattcring through
tho water and mud after a butterfly.
"Holms been over to tho littlo dum
brook all day; and if you dont beliovo it,
you can go up to that house and ask moth
er. Tho clergyman sought an interview
with tho mother immediately, and com
plained ot tho prolanuy ol her child.
After telling her, however, of what tho
bid said, sho laughingly told him, that
littlo duln brook was a titlo by which the
stream was called to distinguish it from
big dam brook, situated a few miles to
tho custward. He now felt that he had
wronged tho boy, and he therefore owed
him nn apology. Hurrying back to tho
spot, ho exclaimed : " Uoy, I wronged
you in aeeusiug you of swearing; but
you should have told mo that little dam
brook was only tho name of .a stream and
then I would not havo scolded you."
" Well, 'taitnt no difference,,' said tho
happy youngster, as ho held aloft a strug
gling frog that ho had speared with his
mother's clothes stick. " There is a big
dam on big dam brook, and a ftftle dam
on littlo dam brook, and wo should hava
a little dam on this brook, only I'spect
it is so small it ain( worth a dam."
m- Col. w-
-, Register of Wills
in Washington, whilo down tho Potomac,
a short tiiuo since, on a shooting excur
sion, used a breech-loading shooter. Isaac,
his pusher, of the colored persuasion,
had never before seen a breech-loader.
As Isaac pushed the boat into tho grass,
he said, " Look out dar, Kunncl, that's a
bird."
15aug 1 bang I two birds down. Bang t
bang 1 birds falling fast.
" Look a yer, Kunncl," said Isaao,
what de debbil is yer doin dero ? I don't
done seen no ramrod."
Bang 1 bang 1
" All right, Isaac," said tho Col., "push
ahead."
Isaac subsided, but watched the Colo
nel fearfully. When they landed, one of
tho Colonel's friends said, " Isaac, what
sort of a shot is the Colonel ?"
Isaao looked up bewildered. " Shot !"
said he ; " he is de debbil. Afu' do Lord,
niarser, de Kunnel jes tak'u . break his
gun right in half cbry time, an' shoot
i'reo or fo' times afo' dis yero nigger had
time to spit."
t&" Sir. Pettigrew, of South Carolina,
was as famed for repartee as for legal acu
men. On one occasion he entered the
court of common pleas, Abbeville district,
clad in a linen summer suit. He had to
take a jury suit at once, and borrowing a
black robo from a fellow barrister, went
at it.
Carolina has all the old English form
and fuss, and the judge said, " Mr. Pet
tigrew, you have on a light coat you can
not speak."
Pettierew replied, " May it please ho
bench, I conform strictly to the law. Let
me illustrate : Tho law says a barrister
shall wear a black gown and coat, and
your Honor thinks that means a black
coat?"
" Yes," said the judge.
" Well, the law also says that tho sher
iff shall wear a cocked-hat and sword.
Does your Honor hold that the sword
must bo cocked as well as the hat ?"
He was permitted to go on.
US' A few years ago a couple of Dutch
men upon the high hills ot Limestone,
though very friendly, had a terrible fill
ing out about one killing the other's dog,
for which he was sued for damages.
They were called into court, and the de
fendant in the case was asked by the
judge if he killed tho dog. To sure I kilt
hiiu, ' said tho Dutchmen : " but let him
proof it," This being quito satisfactory,
the plaintiff in tho action was called to
answer a fow questions. He was asked
by the judge at what amount he estimated
the d magea. He did not understand this
question so well ; so, to bo a little plainer,
the judgo asked him what he thought
the dog to be worth. " Pe sure," said
ho," de dog was worth nothing; but sinco
he was so mean as to kill him, he shall
pay do full value of him."
WS Two darkios in tho West went out
to hunt opossums, etc., and by aocidont
found a largo cave with quite a small en
trance. Peeping in, they discovered three
(bear) whelps in the interior.
" Look heah, Sam, Ize gwine to go in
dar and get the young bears, you jest
watch dls yer hole for de old bar."
Sara got asloep in the sun. When op
ening his eyes, he saw the old bear scour
ing her way into the cave. Quick as
wink he caught her by the tail, and hold
on to her like grim death.
" Hello dar, Sam, what for you dark
de hole dar ?
" Lord bless you, Sambo, save your-self,
honey j if dis yer tail comes out, you'll
find out what dark de holo !"