The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, March 28, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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Fhiliidclphia Advertisements.
SOWEK, BARNES & TOTTS,
ISooksellers & Stationer,
And Dealers hi
C URTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 630 .Market ami 323 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sunders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ot
the United Status, Felton's Outline Alaps, &c.
IILAXK KOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. ;Ut
MILLER & ELDER,
ItookscIIors and .Stationers,
liLAyjC HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL I'Al'ISJt,
No. ioO, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGAROE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. lulyu
LOC'lLlIAX'tt
Wi'itiiiar llnia !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and is sold at much less price. Tlin money
will lie refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory,
a- For sale by F. Mortimer, New liloomtlcld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
A. L. KAUD J. E. FliETMIItE.
it a u it & fkyjiiiii?,
ImPOKTEKS AND JoHIIEIIS OF
C ll i 11 II , Cr 1 II H s
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Knee,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MANL'FA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
LLOYD, tsMTLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLES A LB
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 623 Market Street,
i IMiiladelpIiIn.
wraa u;oscoikh,
VIEWS,
ALBUMS,
CHROMOS,
1 'It AM ICS.
K. fc II. T. ANTHONY A CO.,
601 Broadway, New York,
Invite the attention of the Trade to their exten
sive assortment of the above goods, of their owi
ItuUlcatlon, manufacture and iiiijiorlatton.
Also,
PHOTO LANTERN SLIDES
and
GRAPHOSCOI'ES.
XEW VIEWS OF VOSEMITE.
A'. i . T. ANTHONY it CO..
501 Hhoadway, New Yojuc,
Opposlto Metropolitan Hotel,
linjiortersnnd Mannfactiirers of
lliuto((riiilil 3Inti'IulM.
310. 13
riiiladclpliia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggi sts,
AND DEAI.KH8 IN
Patent Medicines,
110 MATUvET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Thiludclphla, Pn.
A FULL STOCK of everthliiK connected with
the business, of the best quality, and atvery
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
wuue 10 give us a iriai.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
NAV.HS L A1SO 11 !
Saves Time !
SAVUS MOSi;!
"yAIMUGHT & co s
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tlio saving In wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
. For sale by all roccrs, and by F. Mortimer,
New Hloomllold, Pa. 317
UIMYISILL & (O., ""
Wholesale Dealers tn
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 18(19. '
John Bhaffner, Jr. K. S. Zleglcr. Theo. ltumel
SHAFFXER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNEK, ZIEGLEU & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
(cloves,
Itililions,
Suspender,
T HR E A D H , (J O M Is S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Laiwanter Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths, '
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, Whito Goods., Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 4U7 MARKET STREET,
i . (Above Fourth, North Side,)
lUiiladelphia.
W. F. KOlILl.lt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
S 1 1 ii w - O o c cl w ,
153;N0KTII third street,
8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
H. It. TAYLOIt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
. AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
HOAR, McCONKEY & CO.,
Successors to
"WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WIIOLE8ALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
623 Market 8t. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
r imUb&ttD
January 1, 1800.
SOTICE TO LAKD OWNCRSI
After the 12th day of August of this year. (1870)
suits will be liable to be brought III the Court of
Dauphin County for money due on lands In Perry
County, unpatented.
V For Information relative to the Patenting of
lands, rail on or address
& Ji. UA1.HKA1TH,
Attorney-at-Law & County Kurveyor.
Bloom field, March 8, 1S70. tf.
Philadelphia A d verliscnients.
a. ir. it ussell,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
. Particular nttcntlon paid to Kino Watch
mid Clock Itcniilriiii?.
Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock In the
United States.
- Inquiries by mall for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 431 01 y
F.D.Miller. T. Rickcrt. C.H.Miller
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
8UCCES30H8 TO
fi RAY RILL t NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
NTKAW-OOOnH, Ac,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 lylO
"vivi7"hk e n n E D Y ,
WITH
llenipliill & Chandler,
DEALEHS I.N
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
No. 222 MARK FT STRKET,
IMIIIvADKI.PllIA, J'A.
S- A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na
vy, always on hand. 4 32 lylu
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James B asset & Co.,
Wholesale Dealehs in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xo. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Iff Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
. i. UMiiirr & itito-s,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH,
ChccHO
AND
Proviwionw,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Clicstniit St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ueddes & Co's Canned Fruits.
VWltt
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Olelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Deai.eiis in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
iiiilaii:lijiia.
82810
Books! liooks! Books!
PERKINPINE& HIGGINS,
M NOR TII FO UR Til STREET,
VhlUulelphia,
KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full supply
of the latest and best LimtAiir liixiKS from
the leadliiK Societies unit Puhllsliers. We make
our selections with great enre, and (fiiarantee, the
moral and religious character of the books, cheer
fully exeliniiKiiiK any that may not be satisfactory,
selling at Publishers prices, and, wherever practi
cable, milking liberal discount to Schools. .
W A full assortment of MUSIC HOOKS.
Sirller. Quentlon and Immn Hook. Maps, Med
at. Reward (MritH, Ittackliaarilii, HlMe Divtton
arte. Otrttftcate Jitankn, LUirary KenMen,
Necretarlen' and NiiinrrintenttenW
Jlook, Mnttnen, Hvrlytura 1v
ture. Infant CIuhi Manuala.
and everything new and useful for Salibatli school
use kept on hand or supplied to order. Wo have
been engaged in this sieclal branch of business
for years past, and have acquired an experience
which we think our customers uniformly find ben
ellclal to their Interests. A Descriptive and Illus
trated Catalogue, coutalnliiK names and prices of
several thousand volumes, sent free tuany address
on application.
Philadelphia, Aprils, 1870.
W. A. ATWOon.
Isaac W. Ranch
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
4'oiiimlsNloii Hereliunls,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
r ii ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
8 40 61116 P1IILA DELPHI A , PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale CroeerN,
I AND
; COMMISSION MEKCII ANT 8
j No. 120 ARCH BTKEKT,
rhiladelphltt.
f The sale of Eggs, Heeds, Grain and Wool
a sjieclslly. 31
r Please send for a Circular, 48
llEXllY 'r.HELMItOLD'S
Compound
EXTRACT CATAWBA .
(x It APE PILLS.
Comjmtrut Parts Fluid E.rtnut Rhu-
luirb mill I In til L.rlnut Cotaw
hu (rape Jiiar.
FOlt LIVER COMPLAINTS. .lAl'MUCK, ML
IOCS AFFECTIONS. SICK, Oil NERVOUS
IIEAPACIIK, COST I VKNESS, Etc. PI'ltl'.LY
V EC ETA RLE. CONTAI Nl N(r NO MERCCUY,
MINERALS, OR DELETEltlOl S DKL'dS.
II
These Pills are the most delight fully pleasant
purgative, superceding castor nil, suits, magnesia,
etc; There is nothing more acceptable to the
stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau
sea nor griping pains. They are composed of
the finest Ingredients.' After a few days' use of
them, such an Invlgoratlon of the entire system
takes place as to appear miraculous to the weak
mill enervated, whether an lslng from iniprudeueo
or disease. II. T. Ilelmbold's Compound Fluid Ex
tract Catawba Crape Pills are not sugar-coated,
from the fact that sugar-coaled pills do not ills,
solve, but puss through the stomach without ills
solving, coiisc(ueiilly do not produce) tho desired
effect. The Catawba (I rape Pills, being pleasant
ill taste and oilor. ilo not necessitate their lielng
sugar-coated. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER 1SOX
JLC2
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
HIGHLY concentrated compound
EXTRACT. SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from tho system
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore
Eyes, Soro Lcrr, Sore Mouth, 8010 Head, Bron
chitis, Skin Discuses, Salt Rheum, Cankers,
Running from tho Eur, Wlilto Swellings, Tu
mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, Rickets,
(ilandulur Swellings, Night Sweats, Rash, Tet
ter, Humors of all Klni'.s, Chronic Rheuma
tism, Dyspepsia, and all diseases that have
been established In the system for years.
Being prepared expressly for the above com
plaints, its blood-purifying properties aro great
er than any other preparation of sarsuparilhi.
It gives tlio.complexlon a clear nnd healthy col
or and restores tho patient to a stato of health
nnd purity. For purifying the blood, removing
nil chronic constitutional diseases arising from
an impure stato of the blood, and the only reli
able und effectual 'well known remedy for tho
cure of pains nnd swelling of the bones, ulcer
ations of the throat nnd legs, blotches, pim
ples on the face, erysipelas and all scaly erup
tions 011 the skin, nnd beautifying the complex
ion. PRICE 81.50 PER BOTTLE.
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENTHATED
Fluid Extract Buchu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
lias cured every cobo of Diabetes In which It has
been given, Irritation of tho neck of tho blad
der and Inllnmalion of the kidneys nnd bladder,
retention of urine, discuses of tho Prostrate
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and mucous or milky discharges, nnd for enfee
bled nnd delicate constitutions of both sexes,
attended with the following symptoms 1 Indis
position to Exertion, Lobs of Power, Loss of
Memory, Dilllculty of Brentblng, Weak Nerves,
rl rcmbliug Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,
Dimness of Vision, Pnin In the Buck, Hot
Hands, Flushing of tho Body, Dryness of the
Skin, Eruption of the Face, Fullld Counte
nance, Universal Lassitude of the Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from tho ages of
eighteen to twenty-five, nnd from thirty-five to
lllty-flve or In the decline or change of life j af
ter confinement or labor pains bed-wetting in
children.
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Ilelmbold's Extract Buchu Is Diuretic nnd
blood-purifying, nnd cures all diseases arising
from habits ot dissipation, and imprudences lu
life, impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copaiba in all'cetlons for which It is used, and
syphilitic affection In these diseases used in
connection with Ilelmbold's Rose Wash.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladles, the Ex
tract of Buchu Is unequalled by any other rem
edy as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity,
1'alnfulncss or Suppression of Customary Evac
uations, and complaints incident to the sex. It
is prescribed extensively by the most cmininent
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cato constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of tho ubove diseases or
symptoms.)
o
II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CUKES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF
DISSIPATION, ETC.,
in all their stages, at little ex pen bo little or no
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strength to Unirntc, thereby removing Obstruc
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Urethra, Allaying Pal 11 and Iiillnmation, so fre
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all poisonous matter. Thousands who have
been tho victims of Incompetent persona, and
who have laid heavy fees to bo cured in a short
time, have found they have been deceived, and
that the " poison" has, by tho uso of " power
ful astringents," been dried up in tho system,
to break out lu a more aggravated form, and
pcrhups after inarriugo. Use Ilelmbold's Ex
tract Buchu for all affections and Diseases of
the Urinary Organs, whether existing in mala
or female, from whatever causo originating,
nnd no mutter how long stundlng. PRICE
11.60 PER BOTTLE.
1
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
cannot be surpassed as a Fuce Wash, and will
bo found the ouly specific remedy in every spe
cies of Cutuneousatt'ectlon. It speedily eradi
cates Pimples, Spots, Scorcutlc Dryness, Indu
rations nf the Cutaneous Membrane, etc.
PRICE ONE DOLLAR l'EK BOTTLE.
I
Full and explicit directions accompany tho
medicines. Evidence of the most responsible
and reliable character furnished on application,
with hundreds of thousunds of living witness
es, and npwnrd of 80,000 unsolicited certifi
cates and recommendatory letters, many of
which are from the highest sources, Including
eminent Physicians, Clergymen, 8ntcsmon, etc.
The proprietor has has never resorted to their
publication in the newspapers ( be docs not do
tliis from the fact that his articles rank as
Standard Preparations, and do not need to be
propped up by certificates.
Ilenrv T. IIolmlJolil'H C.t-ii-udio
li-iiiru loin
Delivered to any address. Svcuro from ob
servation. Ettubllshed upward of twenty years. Sold by
DrugglBts everywhere. Address letters for
in formation, in confidence to HENRY T.
HELMBOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Ouly depots 1 H. I . HELMBOLD'S Drug and
Chemical Warehouse, No. RU4 Broadway, Now
York, or to II. T. HELMBOLD'S Medical
Depot, 6U4 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia,
Pa.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
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OTHER. i as lyp.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
ST A Bhrewd liltlo fellow who had
just begnu to rend Latin, astonished his
master by the following translation :
" Vir, a man ; gin, a trap. Virgin, a
man trap.
BOy A Florida jury trying a caso of
larceny ngai list a negro woman, brought
a verdict that, " AVe, tho jury, find the
prisoner not guilty, but believe ho stolo
tho goods."
" Is it wrong to cheat a lawyer ?"
was recently very ably discussed by a de
bating society. Tho conclusion arrived
at was thut it was not wrong but impossi
ble. fcay A bigamist's lawyer, iu response
to a question from the judge, as to how
many wives his client had, said, " We
havo thus far counted up only thirteen,
but there aro yet tweuty-nino states to
hear from."
tif A servant girl who was employed
to pieklo her master's cabbage, took the
opportunity to cubbago the master's pick
le. She is tho same woman who was hap
py and careless when sho was young, and
cappy and hairless when sho was old.
JtS5 A man in Yorkshire, while a col
lection was being mado to aid the hea
then, pocketed all the money in the plate.
When asked to explain his conduct, ho
replied that ho was tho greatest heathen
in that part of the country.
taV" The other day, whilo the Legisla
tive Comtuitteo wero walking through tho
Lunatic Hospital of Khodo Island, one
of tho femalo patients, after looking curi
ously at tho group, said, " Well,! declare
if there ain't tho animals from 2sToah's
Ark."
H$3 A young lady at Indianapolis was
endeavoring to impress upon the minds of
her Sunday-school scholars the sin and
tcrriblo punishuieut of Nebuchadnezzar
and when sho said that fur seven years
ho ato grass like a cow, sho was astonish
ed by a little girl who askedj: " Did he
give milk V
BSy A rocue coins to bo hanred hn.
L ' 1J - O
gcd as a personal favor that the rope bo
tied unuer ins arms, instead 01 around
his neck. "What an absurd request,"
said' the executioner. " Not at all." re
plied tho criminal, " for I am so ticklish
in too turoat mat 11 you tie tho rope
there I shall be sure to die with laugh
ter 1"
CEF Said an American to an Irishman,
" My ancestors came from Ireland, my
namo is Bryant did you ever know any
people of that name in Ireland '(" " O,
yes, a great many of them." ' Well,
what sort of pcopfo wero they ? l'rctty
high strung, were they not 1" " O, I've
seen a groat many ot thorn strung so
high that their feet did not touch the
ground."
fiQT" An eccentric minister, in a large
parish, had seventeen couples to marry at
once in a grand common service at the
church. In tho course of tho weddings,
ho usked ouo of the men to pledge him
self to the wrong woman. The man nat
urally protested, but was told, " Hold
your tongue, I will marry you all now,
and hero j you can sort yourselves going
home."
HSyCustomer " Waiter, do you call
this butter toast ? why, there's no butter
to be seen 1" Waiter " Butter all gone
into tho toast, sir." Customer "But
there's no toast to speak of," Waiter
" Toast all gone into tho butter, sir."
Customer "Ah ! ha 1 there's a new idea
in that, by Jove 1 I'll go straight home
and write a pamphlet upon the new theo
ry of mutual absorption."
Jteiy " I nru so glad to find you better,"
said tho famous surgeon, John Hunter, to
Foote, tho actor. " You have folllowed
my prescription, of course."
" Indeed I did not, doctor, for I should
have broken my neck."
" Broken your neck 1" exclaimed Hun
ter ; " how is that f"
"Yes,' said Footo," for I throw your
prescription out of a thrco-story window."
JBSy The other day, one ' of th boys,
thinking to havo a little fun out of a
wilted Irishman, said :
" llowlcy, have you heard the news ?"
" No; what news?"
" Why the devil is dead."
Not a word said Rowley, but putting
his hand in his pocket and taking out a
ten cent shin plaster, handed it to his
Jiuestioncr, who asked him what it was
or.
" Why," answered Rowley, " in the
ould country, where I came from, it is tho
custom to give the children something
when their parents die."
JrWhen the British ships under
Lord Nelson were bearing down to attack
tho oombined fleet of Trafalgar, the first
lieutenant of the Rovengo, on going
around to see that all hands were at quar
ters, observed one of the men, an Irish
man, devoutly kneeling at the side of his
gun. So very unusual an attitude exci
ting his surprise and curiosity, ho asked
the wan if he was afraid. "Afraid,"
answered the tar, " no ycr honor; I was
only praying that the enemy's shot may
be distributed in the same proportion
at the prize monry the greatest part
among the officer,"