The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, March 14, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
SOWER, BARNES & TOTTS,
Booksellers & Stationers,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market ami 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
a. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, nnd
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol
the United States, Eelton's Outline Maps, &c.
It I j A V IC ISOOKft
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31 1
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookseller nml Stationers,
BLASK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL IMPISH,
No. 430, Market Street,
31
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
t- Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Onnllty,
made to order, at short notice. 101y4l
I.OCIIMAX'S
Wi-itiiitr Xlnid!
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to AitNOi.n's,
and Is sold nt inueh less price. The money
will he refunded to those buying it, if It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
3. For sale by F. Mortimer, Now Uloomlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
A. L. KAUD J. . FltETMIIlB.
k ii it & fkysiiiie,
Importehb and Jodseiis or
C lii n ji , Gr lass
AND
QTJEENSWA11E,
301 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA,
HT1 Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 0. Jy 10
PUMPS !
PUMPS !
FOU PUltK WATKH, USE
TUB CELEBRATED
CUCUMBIHt PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tanteleM, duraUe and reliable;
the uofKlokl-fashloitetl wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
Ii ll It.
kS-yi mtuliitr nri annul ninmiiit nt u-itor
nA noll.,.1.,0.,l.,,l,ll ll.ni.,..,,...,
nrt'iiiKNul c na ti lut iiim.
lwj' i ; f vt"" ."" . .
lilA freezing, miu in construction ho hi in
i t li l,le tliat any one can put it up awl
jYy eep M repair. After thorough
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES (I. BLATCIILEY.
MAfilirACTUllEIi.
Ofllce and Ware-room,
ios. an and fi'.1l Fllliert Street,
15 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
JThese Tumps ran bo ordered of the Manu-
laeiurer, or r. Mortimer St to., new wooinneiu.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
While Load and Color
MANUFA UTVRERS,
Hos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
LL01I, SITPLEE, k WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
Mo. 625 Market Btreet,
Philadelphia.
mm
U H&rltl fKT I
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALEKS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
AIT LI- STOCK or evertliinii connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent nnd light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to bnyes, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 81 f.
SAVES T, AKOIl !
Saves Time !
SAVES IflOXEY!
"yyAIXHlUHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may bo done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving In wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, nnd after that you will use no
other.
3-For sale by nil Grocers, nnd by F. Mortimer,
New Uloomlleld, l'a. 317
UKAVJIII.I, fc CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
Xo. 313, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, I860.
John Bhaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Thco. Itiimel
SIIAFFXER, Z1EGLER & CO.,
Successors to
8HAFFNK11, ZIEttLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
(loves,
Itibbons,
Suspenders,
TUBE ADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MAKKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Wr. F. KOlILEIt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
?S 1 1' SL AV - Gr O tl H
153.NORTH THIRD BTREET,
8 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. 11. Fii'EB. AV. A. OiimsoN.
av. ii. npiai sc. co., .
MANUFACTU11EH8 OF
Trunks, Valisos, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Building)
rillLA DELl'IlIA .
SOLID SOLE LEATHER TRUNKS A SPE
CIALTY. 4 1lylo
N. IS. TAYI.OIC,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch BtreetT,
Philadelphia Ta
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
n. h. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WUOLEBALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WABEHOUSE,
023 Market Bt. end C14 Commerce Btreot,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE -A,
7 GROCERS
Philadelphia Advertisements. .
a. W. IiUSSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINfc WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock Repairing.
S- Aftcnt for BTEVKNS' PATKNT TUllltET
CLOCK, the best and elieajtest Turret Clock in tlie
uniieo Males.
Inoiiirieshv mall for Information rceardlntr
Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered.
x uiiiiucipuiii, soiuiy
F. 1). Miller.
T. Riekert.
C. 1 1. Miller
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
9UCCES30K8 TO
CRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STJtAW-CJOOJJN, Ac,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill fc Oiandler,
DEALEliS IN
Tobacco, Setays,- &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
lMIILADELPlIIA, PA.
ty A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitoii Na.
vv, always on hand. 1 32 li 10
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James llusscl & Co.,
Wholesale Dealehs in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
B- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 1 4 22 ly
. 1. ItXICmT & ItlCO'S,
Wkolcsulc Dealers in
FISH,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chcstnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA., PA.
Agents for
CoIHub, Gcdtlcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
XMltf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewure. J. 8. Glclm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WlIOLSSALB DEALEI1S IN
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
rilll.ADICM'HI V.
32310
Boolcsl Books! Books!
PERKINPINE & HIGGINS,
68 NORTH FOURTH STREET,
Philadelphia,
KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HANI) a full supply
of the latest and leMt I.iuhahy Hooks from
tlie leadliiK Societies nnd l'ublisliers. We make
our selections w ith great care, and (fuarnnteo the
moral and religious cliaracter of the books, cheer
fully exchanging any that may not be satisfactory,
selling at Publishers prices, and, wherever practl-
caoie, matting iiueraiuiscoum to Schools.
S- A full assortment of MUSIC BOOKS.
Speller, Question and Ismon Bool . Map, Med-
u, jwvxiru uints, juacKftoani, mine Dictum,
arte, Verllflcutts JliunkM, LUirary RviiMun,
Secretaries' and Niijierintewlentt'
Books, Mottoes, Scripture ic
titres. Infant Cluhs Muntinls.
and evcrvthiuu new'and useful for Kiilitintii..i1
use kept ou hand or supplied to order. We have
been engaged In this siecial branch of business
for years past, and have acquired an exm-rlenee
which we think our customers uniformly llnd ben.
eltelal to tlielr Interests. A Descriptive and Illus.
tralvd Catalogue, containing names and nrlees of
several thousand volumes, sent free to any address
on upuiieauoii,
l'liifudclpultt, April 5, 1870.
W. A. ATWOOD.
Isaac W. Ranck.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
CoiuuiIknIoii MereliantM,
. AMD
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt
P I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 6m6 PHILADELPHIA , PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
WlioIeNale Ciroeerg,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH BTREET,
Philadelphia.
Mi- The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
siwclalty.
Please send for a Circular.
SI
48
lIENlir T. HELMJiOLD'S
Compound ITliiitl
EXTRACT CATAWBA
GliAPE PILLS.
Competent Part Fluid Extract Rhu
barb and Fluid Extract Cutaw
ha Umpc Juice.
FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS. JAUNDICE, HIT
HUM AFKKCTIONS. SICK, Oil NKItVOUS
IIKAOACIIK, COSTIVENICSS, Etc. PCItKI.V
VK(JH I'AIII,H, CON'I'AIMNO NO MHIK'UUV,
MINERALS, Oil DELETERIOUS DltUOS.
II
These Pills are tho most delightfully pleasant
purgative, superceding castor oil, salts, magnesia,
etc 'J here is nothing moro acceptable to tho
stomach. They give tone, nnd cause neither nau
sea nor griping pains. They are composed of
the finest Ingredients. After a few days' use of
tliem, such an Invigoration of tho entire system
takes place as to appear miraculous to tho weak
and enervated, whether ari lslng from Imprudence
or disease. 11. T. llelnibold's Compound Fluid Ex
tract Catawba (irape Pills are not sugar-coated,
from the fact that sugar-coated pills do not dis
solve, but pass through Hie stomach without dis
solving, consequently do not produce tho desired
elleet. Tho Catawba (irape Pills, being pleasant
In taste and odor, do not necessitate tlielr being
sugar-coated. PRICE FIFTY CUNTS PER 110X.
HENRY T. HELIYIEOLD'S
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from the system
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Soro
Eyes, Soro Legs, Soro Mouth, Sore Head, Bron
chitis, Skin Diseases, Salt Rhcnm, Cankers,
Running from tho Ear, Whito Swclllnps, Tu
mors, Cancerous Attentions, Nodes, Rickets,
Glandular Swellings, Night Sweats, Rash, Tet
ter, Humors of all Kinds, Chronic Rheuma
tism, Dyspcpsin, nnd all diseases that havo
been established In tho system for years.
Being prepared expressly for tho abovo cam
plaints, Its blood-purifying properties are great
er than any other preparation of sarsaparilla.
It gives tho.coinplexion n clear nnd healthy col
or and restores tho patient to a stnto of health
and purity. For purifying the blood, removing
all chronic constitutional diseases arising from
an Impure state of tho blood, and the only reli
able and effectual well known remedy for tho
euro of pains nnd swelling of the bones, ulcer
ations of the throat nnd legs, blotches, pim
plos on tho face, erysipelas and all scaly erup
tions on the skin, nnd beautifying tho complex
ion. PRICE $1.50 PER BOTTLE.
31
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENTRATED
Fluid Extract Bucliu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
has cured every enso of Diabetes In which It has
been given, Irritation of tho neck of tho blad
der and Iullamalion of the kidneys and bladder,
retention of urine, diseases of the Prostrate
Gland, stono In the bladder, calculous, gravel,
and mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee
bled nnd delicate constitutions of both sexes,
attended with tho following symptoms : Indis
position to Exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of
Memory, Difficulty of Breathing, Weak Norvcs,
1 rcmbling Horror of Disease, Wukofulness,
Dimness of Vision, Pain In the Back. Hot
Hands, Flushing of tho Body, Dryness of the
Bkin, Eruption of tho Face, Pallid Counte
nance, Unlvorsal Lassltudo of tho Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from the ogos of
eighteen to twenty-Arc, and from thirty-five to
fil'ty-flvo or In tho decline or chnngo of life j af
ter confinement or labor pains bed-wctting In
children.
13
llelnibold's Extract Bucliu is Diuretic and
blood-purifying, and cures all diseases arising
from habits of dissipation, and Imprudences in
life, Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copaiba in atlcctlons for which it is used, nnd
Byphilltic affection in these diseases used in
connection with llelnibold's Roso Wash.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladies, tho Ex
tract of Buclm is unequalled by any other rem
edy as in Chlorosis or itclcntion, irregularity,
Palnfulncss or Suppression of Customary Evac
uations, and complaints incident to the ecz. It
is prescribed extenslvoly by tho most cmmlncnt
physicians and midwlves for enfeebled nnd del
icato constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of tho above diseases or
symptoms.)
o
II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF
DISSIPATION, ETC.,
in all their stages, at littlo expense little or no
change In diet, no inconvenience, and no expo
sure It causes a frequent desire, and gives
strength to Uulrato, thereby removing Obstruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of tho
Urethra, Allaying Pain and Intlamatlon, so fre
quent in tliis clusg of diseases, and expelling
all polBonous matter. Thousands who have
been the victims of Incompetent persons, nnd
who have paid heavy fees to be cured in a short
time, have found they havo been deceived, and
that the " poison" has, by tho use of " power
iui astringents," been artea up in the system,
to break out in a more aggravated form, and
perhaps after murriage. Uso llelnibold's Ex
tract Buehu for all affections and Diseases of
tho Urinary Organs, whether existing In mnlo
or female, from whatever cause originating,
and no matter how long standing. PRICE
tl.50 PER BOTTLE.
Il
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
cannot be surpassed as a Face Wash, and will
no iouna me only spcciuc remedy in every Bpe
clesof Cutaneous ntl'ectlon. It spccdilv erndl
cntcs Pimples, Spots, Scorcutlc Dryness, Indu-
ruuons oi tne uumneous Mcnibrnno, etc.
PRICE ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
1
Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines. Evidence of the most responsible
nna rename cuaracier luruisnca on application,
w nil uunurcas oi inousaiuis oi living witness,
cs, and upward of 80,000 unsolicited certifi
cates and recommendatory letters, many of
wuicn are irom mo Highest sources, including
eminent Phvslclaus, Clergymen, Satosmen, etc.
The proprietor has has never resorted to their
publication in the newspapers j he docs not do
this from tho fact that his articles rank as
Standard Preparations, and do not need to bo
propped up uy certiucatcs.
Henry T. ITelmtoll'M Ocil
hi no Xriivi,tloiiH
Delivered to any address. Secure from ob
scrvntlon.
Established upward of twenty years. Sold bj
Druggists evorywhore. Address letters foi
Information, in confidence to HENRY T
TIITT MUm .n TlriiirirU o,l n. I ,.l
Only depots 1 11. T, HELMBOLD'S Drug and
Chemical Warehouse. No. 6!)4 Broadway, New
York, or to H. T. HELMBOLD's Medical
uepot, oih Down Tenth. street, phlladelpul
BEWARE OP COUNTERFEITS. Ask
nENRY T. HELMBOLD'S! TAKE
for
NO
OTHER. Aiiaiyp
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
ftS? It only requires a "lie" to convert
an artless nmiJou into a heartless ono.
B A Western editor reports money
" closo, but not close cnoucrli to ho roneli.
cd."
CO?" An Irish editor conrratulntfs
himself thnt " half the lies told about
lum am t true."
BS7" " WherO are VOil rminrf '" nskml ii
gentleman of an acquaintance. " To see
r.T l li m -r i ......
a menu. men l should hko to go
with you, for I never saw ono yet."
fifisT A centlomnn whn Iind n .nli;nn
wifo. in answer tn nn inmiit-v nffna t,n
health, said she was pretty well, only sub
ject nt times to a " breaking out in the
.i. a
UiUUlll.
fi&yA Western man bcina recently in
vited to a scat on tho floor of tho house
at Washington indignantly refused, say
ing mat no was accustomed to sit on
chairs at homo.
53" Tho editor of newspaper out to
wards Lako Champlain has discovered a
way of keeping eggs from spoiling. His
method is to cat them while they are
fresh ! Bravo !
QyAn Evansvillo vnnth. after lining
fined 5$ for howling under tho window ot
two gnis, got a licence, and married ono
of them richt off. nuick. IIo savs slio
can't get him fined lor singing any more.
JBSy An Indiana editor snvs that, lin
now believes in total denrnvit.v. n innm
wretch lately stolo his only pair of boots,
wnicn win conuno inni to tho houso till
tho opening of tho barefoot season.
AS?" Docsticks thinks it cnnelnsivn nvi.
denco of drunkenness when ho sees a
man " sticking a postage stamp behind
his left ear and attempting to get into a
letter-box to go by tho mail train."
What nro vnn rlnin tliorA V" in
quired Jack of Tom, as ho caught Tiim
peering through tho keyhole. " What's
that to VOU?" said Tom. " I rlnn't. lil-n in
6ce a person prying into other people's
business."
J5S?" An Eastern paper, in a fit of Rev
olutionary enthusiasm, says : " Hurrah
for tho girls of '70 1" " Thunder I"
cried a New Jersey paper, " that's too
darned old 1 No, no ! Hurrah for the
girls of '17 !"
JB?" Tho wit deserved! v won his hot.
who in comnanv. when everv ono n
. i j
bragging of his tall relations, wagered
tnat no nimseit naa a brother twelve feet
high. lie said ho had two half broth
ers, each measuring six feet. '
MSf A dairyman was awakened by a
wag tho other night with tho announce
ment that his best cow was choking. He
immediately jumped up to save tho life
of his treasure, only to discover a turnip
sticking in the mouth of the pump.
J5"Tom, where's that counterfeit
ten dollar bill you had a whilo ago ?"
" Well, I never was quite in my mind
about dat dare bill.' Some days ago I
thought it was a good bill; and one o'
dem days, when I thought it was a good
bill I jes' passed it away."
fiti?" A gentleman whose nose had be
come distinctly colored with tho red wine
ho was wont to imbibe, said one day to
his little son at the table : " You must
eat bread, my son ; bread makes your
cheeks red." Tho little boy replied :
' Fathor, what lot's of bread you must
have snuffed up I"
Sr A candidate for fame proposed to
fly from tho North Church steeple, and
had already mounted, and was clapping
his wings, to tho great delight of tho
mob, Dr. Uyles, mingling with the
crowd, inquired what was the object of
the gathering. " We have come, sir, to
seo a man fly," said one. " Poh, poh, I
have seen a liorse-Jly," replied tho doc
tor. 8 Fueseli, the painter, had a great
dislike to this species of conversation
know as " tattle" Once, when sitting in
his room among some trifling visitors who
were discussing tho weather and such,
like interesting subjects, ho burst forth
with a " We had pork for dinner, to
day." " Dear, Mr. Fuoseli, what an odd
remark," exclaimed ono. " Why," re
pliod ho, " it's as good as anything you
havo been saying for the last hour."
JOT Two travelers having been as
signed to the same bedroom in a crowded
hotol, ono of them, before retiring, knelt
down to pray, and confessed a long cata
logue of sins. On rising from his knees
he saw his fellow-traveler, valise in hand,
going out of the door, and exoluimed :
" What's the matter 1 What's up ?"
" Oh, nothing," was the reply, " only I'm
not going to risk myself with such a
scamp as you confess yourself to bo I"
Kay Tho following is a noteworthy
specimen of medical prescriptions some
times written by ignorant pretenders.
It is genuine t
K- Fir Kramps.
Tlnct. Kamflr, won ounce.
Tinct. Iiodcnum, a little.
Tinot. Hot Drops, a few drops.
Tinct. Ky an Popper, S cents' worth.
Kloreform, a little, but not mutch, aa it
Is dangerous medicine.
Dose, half atetwpoouful whon the Kramps
cum on.