I)c hues, Nctu Bloomftcllr, J3cu Office of J. E. E0EBI1TS, 423 North Eighth St., Philada. Dobbins Vegetable A color and dressing that will not burn the hair or injure the head. It does not produce a color mechanically, as the poisonous preparations do. It gradually restores the hair to it3 original color and lustre, by supplying new life and vigor. It causes a luxuriant growth of soft, fine hair. The best and safest article ever offered. Clean and Pure. No sediment. Sold everywhere. ASK FOR DOBBINS'. Hah' Jlcstorative I Contains NO I,AC sriJ'IH i: Xo Sl'd All OK l.KAll Nil l.lTIIAIMIi; No MTHATU 111' H I.Y I'M. anil is entiivlv free from Hit; i'nisoiiniH ami lli'allli-le.striyiiiy'lini(;s used in other Hair 1'ivp. nations. Transparent and clear as crystal. It will nut soil (lie finest faliric pi'ileetlv SAI'K, CI, KAN. anil lil'TH'lKXT ili'siili'ialimiH ,UNI( KOi:(;UT FOll AMJ.l'OL'Xl) AT I.A.ST I It restores and princnls the Ilalrfrom beemn- liiK Gray, imparts a suit, elussy nimearanee. re. muve.s iamirim, is emu anil leni'siuim in ling tn the mil restores head, checks tin1 Hair from falling nlt'.auil rcstn It to a peat CNtcnt when prematurely lost, pre vents Headaches, cures all llumors. Cutaneous Krnptlons. anil nnnalinal Ileal. AS A HKKSS. IN(i KOIt TIIK 11 A I It IT IS THIS IIKST A1U1CI.IS IN THUMAKKKT. I)r. i. Sinllli, Patentee, flrotoii .Iiinctlon. Mass. Prepared only by 1'rnctcr llioiliers, Gloucester, Mass. The Genuine is put up In a pane! Iioltlf, made expressly for It, W illi the name or the. articlu blown in the class. Ask yo ur Uriiciiist for Mu turc's Hair iiestoratlvo, and take no oilier. Send a three cent fit amp to l'roeter linn, for a Treatise on I lie Human Hair. 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It Is not much tho world can give, With all Its subtle art, And gold and gems are not tho thing To satisfy tho heart . But O ! If thoso w ho cluster round Tho altar and tho earth, Have gentle words and loving smlics, How beautiful is hearth ! The Chancellor in a Fix. flHERE is n story told of n former JL Lord Chancellor of Ireland, who TOtis desirous of visiting a lunatic asylum near Dublin, in order to satisfy himself upon some points touching its manage ment and administration. None of the ollieitils of the establishment were to bo previously apprised of tho intended visit, his lordship's object being to sec the asy lum in its cvcry-dsiy working, and to judge for himself as to tho matters that interested him. For this purpose the Lord Chancellor repaired thither uloiio, and quito incog nito. One other person only was in the secret. This was an eminent medical man whom the Chancellor had requested to meet him in tho waiting room of the institution at a certain hour on a particu lar day. When his lordship, punctual to the minute, got to tho place, he found upon inquiry that tho doctor had not ar rived, lie said ho would wait, as ho wanted particularly to see tho doctor. Fifteen minutes passed, but tho medical man did not make his npnencanco. Tho Lord Chancellor began to show signs of impatience, not unobserved by an ollicial in attendance. High functionaries must not bo kept wailing, and this one was notoriously fidgety nnd short-tempered. Ho kept looking at bis watch every two or three minutes, and ut length gavo vent to his impatience by stamping his foot on the floor, and muttering something which bore a strong resemblance to a good round oath. His manner nttracted tho atten tion of the attendant who began to sus pect tho visitor must be mad- The attendant kept his eye on him, and prepared for an emergency. Half an hour elapsed still no doctor. The great man could stand it no longer. Starting from bis seat, ho paced up und down the room hurriedly, uttering angry ejacula tions tho while. The ollicial, now satis fied of the insanity of the visitor, mado a rush at him and called out for help. One of tho keepers soon appeared on tho spot, and tho unlucky Chancellor was soon secured. Not without a fiereo struggle, however. Against the indignity ho protested loudly and lustily, lie declared with all tho emphasis possible that ho was perfectly sane, and threatened condign puuishment to tho officials, But the men only smiled. Having made up their minds he was a dangerous patient, they ut ouco proceed ed to forcibly remove him to ono of tho wards. Seeing that his protests and threats were useless, and that tho matter was getting serious,tho Chancellor thought to turn tho scale in his favor by divesting himself of his incognito. , Accordingly ho declared himself to be the Lord Chan cellor of Ireland, and that Sir (nam ing tho physician) was his personal friend. Tho offieitils knew better. Each gavo a sly wink to tho other. " Oh, yes, I daresay," quietly remark ed ono of the men, " we have already got two Lord Chancellors up stairs, besides tho Duke of Wellington and tho Queen of England." And not only was the un happy Chancellor removed,but he was ac tually placed in a straight waistcoat, each successive manifestation of his rago at tho proceeding being only regarded as a stronger symptom of lunacy. Luckily Sir arrived at tho asy lum immediately afterwards. Entering the waiting room he anxiously inquired whether a gentleman had culled and ask ed for him. " A gentleman had called," was tho reply, " but ho became so violcut that it was necessary to removo him up stairs." " Good God !" exclaimed tho physi cian, " why it is tho Lord Chancellor. What is the meaning of this; The officers were horror-stricken, and it ! need hardly bo added that tho unlucky Lord Chancellor was released instuntcr with many apologies. WeiT A prominent dry goods merchant of Boston worked hull' an hour ou the following proposition, and failed to give the answer : " if fourteen men build a stoue wall in nine days, how long will it take five men to build a like wall in. six days ?" t&r l'rido hides a man's faults from himself and magnifies them to others. A Patriotic Jury. TV JR. CHARLES 51. LEE was awell JJX. known criminal lawyor of Ro chester, lie summed up a caso with a superfluity of gesturo and an afllucnco of perspiration that would havo aston ished even John Graham in his vehement and melting moods. Leo was defending nn old revolutionary soldier for passing a forged promissory noto for somo thirty dollars. 1 here was hardly tho faintest doubt of his guilt; but Leo contrived to get before tho jury tho fact that tho pris oner, then a dare-devil boy of 19, was one of tho storming party that followed Mad Anthony Vayno in his desperate night assault upon Stono Point, and helped carry tho wounded General into tho fort during that terrible affray. In summing up, Leo after getting over tho ugly points as ho best could, then under took to carry tho jury by escalade, on tho ground ot the prisoner s revolutionary services. lie described in graphic lan guage tho bloody attack on stony J oint, tho impetuous valor of Wayne, tho da ring exploit of his client, and wound up with this stunning interrogatory : "Gen tlemen of the jury, will you send to the State Prison, for passing a contemptible thirty dollar forged note, an old hero of thrco score nnd ten, who, in his youth, cheered the heart of his country, in the darkest hour of the revolution, by storm ing Stony Point?" This was a poser. Tho chins of some of the jury quivered, but the foreman, a bluff farmer, put on air which seemed to say, that storming stony point was a good thing enough in its line, but what had it to do with passing this forged note ? After being out a couple of hours, tho jury returned to tho court room, when tho clerk went through tho usual formula : "Gentlemen of the jury, havo you agreed upon a verdict?" " We have." , " Do you find tho prisoner nt the bar guilty or not guilty ?" " Not guilty, because he ulnrmcd Stony Point" thundered tho stalwart foreman, who, it was afterward learned, was tho last to coiuo to an agreement. Tho audience applauded, tho crier rap pod to order, tho District Attorney ob jected to tho recording of tho verdict, and tho judge sent the jury out again,8 telling tho foreman, in a rather sharp tone, that they must find an uncondition al verdict of guilty or nut guilty. After an absence of a few minutes, they re turned, when tho foreman rendered a sim ple verdict of not guilty, adding, howev er, as ho dropped into his seat, " It was a good thing, though, Judge, for tho old Revolutionary cuss that ho stormed Stony Point." Knew His Business. A WELL known clergyman was crossing Lake Erie, some years ago upon ono of tho lake steamers, and seeing a small lad at tho wheel, steering tho ves sel, ho accosted him as follows : " My son, you appear to be a small boy to steer so large n boat." " Yes, sir," was tho reply; " but you see 1 can doit, though." " Do you think you understand your business, my son ?" "Yes, sir; I think I do." "Can you box tho compass?" " Yes, sir." "Let mo hear you box it." Tho boy did as ho was requested, when the minister said, " Well, really, you can do it ! Can you box it backwards ?" "Yes, sir." " Let mo hear you." Tho boy again did as requested, when tho minister remarked, " I declare, my son ! you do seom to understand your business." The boy then took his turn at question asking, beginning, " Pray, sir, what might bo your busi ness ?" " I am a minister of tho gospel ?" " Do you understand your business '(" " I think 1 do, my son." " Cau you say tho Lord's Prayer?" " Yes." " Suy it." The clergyman did so, repeuting the words in a very fervent manner, as though trying to muko an impression on tho lad. " Well, really, said tho boy, upou its conclusion, "you do know it, dou't you? Now suy it backwurd." "Ohl I can't do such a thing as that' Of course-" " You can't do it, eh ?" rcturnod tho boy. " Well, then, you see I understand my business a great deal better than you do yours." Tho clergyman acknowledged himself beaten and retired. Wa?" An agent soliciting subscribers for a book, showed tho prospectus to a man who, after reading, "Ono dollar iu boards and one dollar and twenty five cents in sheep," declined subscribing, as he might not have boards or sheep ou hand when called upon for payment. Bf9u0f him that hopes to be forgiv. en it is indispensably required that he iorgive. Curing Drunkenness. rjIIE following novel method of curing I drunkenoss is practiced in tho Aus trian army, tho medical reports stating that out of 139 cases, 128 cures of con firmed drunkards havo been effected : Tho soldier taken in a stato of intoxi cation, or purposely inebriated, is confin ed to his room, where his diet is carefully and amply supplied to him, according to his choice. For drink, ho is allowed brandy and water, iu tho proportion of one-third brandy, two-thirds water. All his food is prepared in a weak solution of brandy and water. Coffee, with n small quantity of brandy, is also allowed him. At first, tho treatment throws tho patient into a constant state of intoxication, and ho sleeps much. At tho end of thrco or four days ho takes a disliko to his food nud drink, and asks for a chango, which request, were it acceded to, would entire ly prevent the completion of tho euro. On the contrary, it must now bo perse vered iu, until tho patient can no longer swallow food or drink and even tho smell revolts and nauseates tho stomach, when tho cure may bo considered as effected. Tho shortest timo for tho continuance of tho treatment is seven days; tho longest, nine. In order tho prevent tho conges tion which might ensuo, tho patient must now bo given gentle emetics that is. oue grain of emetic in a bottlo of water, a wineglass to be taken every quarter of nn hour iu tho morning fasting. This is fol lowed by forty grains of magnesia daily, given iu broth or gruel, placing tho pa tient at first on a low light diet, and then gradually increasing to his original ra tions. If during the first part of the treat ment, spitting of blood or convulsions should result, it must not bo persevered in ; therefore this modo of remdy can not, on any pretence whatever, bo adopt ed but by a medical man. In Russia, drunkenness is also treated ns a disease, and certain strong aromatic preparations aro used as curativo means. As a tem porary remedy, to restore tho un fortunate victim to a stato of sobriety, givo him from ten to twelve drops of spirits of ammonia, in a wineglass of wa ter. This will bo sufficient in a common case ; but if tho person is positively drunk, it may bo necessary to givo tho doso a second timo, in which case it will generally net us nn emetic (an advantage) when short sleep will ensue, and tho pa tient will wake restored. Nono but a medical man may venturo to apply tho nmmonia to tho nostrils, as not only inju rious, but fatal effects might ensue. Cutting off tho Wrong Head. An old farmer was out one fine day looking over his broad acres, with an axo on his shoulder and a small dog at his heels. They espied a woodchuck. Tho dog gave chaso and drove him into a stono wall, where action immediately commenced. The dog would draw tho woodchuck partly out from tho wall, and tho woodchuck would tako tho dog back. The old gentleman's sympathy getting high on tho sido of tho dog, thought ho must help him. So putting himself in position with tho axe above tho dog, wait ed for the extraction of the woodchuck, when he would cut him down. Soon an opportunity offered and the old man struck, but tho woodchuck gathered up at tho samo timo, took tho dog iu far enough to receive tho blow, and tho dog was kill ed on tho spot. For years after, tho old gentleman iu relating tho story would al ways add : " And that dog don't know to this day but what tho woodchuck killed him." Too Much for 'cm. DEACON K lacked the confi dence of tho inhabitants of M . lie was most sincorcly detested for his hypocricy and double dealing, and was so very unpopular, that a few wags conceiv ed tho idea of drawing up a puper request ing him to leave town. Onco endorsed with two or threo re spectable names, tho joke took; tho pa per circulated like wildfire and soon con tained every business man iu the place. A most horriblo position to occupy in regard to one's neighbors. Rut tho Deacon was a gonius in his way. Getting possession of tho docu ment, he adroitly changed tho heading, and behold ! tho intended rebuko was trnsformed into a humble petitiou to the President that Deacon K bo appoint ed postmaster of M , and in duo timo tho appointment camo. &xf Onco a keeper of an asylum had occasion to go upon the roof of the building a very high ono. A patient, unobserved, quickly mounted tho ladder after him, and confronting the keeper nt the top, told hi in if ho tho keeper did not jump down, he the lunatic would throw him down. There was no mistak ing tho mcnaciug look and tone. Escape was impossible. Suddenly a happy im pression struck tho keeper. "Ha!" said ho, with an air of easy confidence, " to jump down would bo no great feat. I tell you what I'll go down and jump up." The madman was off the scont at once. The notion ploased him immensely. Doth descended the ladder, aud the keep er saved his life by this lucky stratagem. SCIENTIFIC HEADING;. Sponges. Sponges wcro very numerous, though wo were told a largo portion wcro not worth gathering. Tho sponger could readily dis tinguish tho best as ho pushed his boat , over them. Somo of tho coarser kinds, not marketable, aro four foot in diameter. Thoy nro nil more or less concavo at tho npox. A black membraneous tunio covers them, and soft jolly-liko portions project into tho pores and cavities, con stituting tho slight claim they havo to a place in tho nnimal kingdom. Animal mucus and fat oil havo been found in their nnalysis; so tho vexed question is settled by chemistry, and they aro ut quostionably admitted to tho ranks of animated nature, though far from active members. A slight current is obscrvablo over tho openings, and nourishment is probably absorbed ns it circulates through them. The frame-work is mado up of sillica, a wonderful proportion, in tho form of spiculao or splinters. Unliko most other marina objects, sponge is less attractive in its living state ; only after the soft parts are removed is it pleasing to tho eye. Tho pretty urn and other shaped sponges found on tho beaches are merely the skeletons. A largo trado is now carried on at Key West in this article. Small schooners, from ten to twenty tons burden are em ployed. They aro much tho shapo of half an egg, and as flat as is consistent with duo regard to sailing qualities ; ap proaching, probably as near as is possible the mythic craft that is said to " float iu n heavy dew." Theso vessels lio at au chor in tho channels, while tho spongers push their small boats over tho flats to gather the sponge. In somo places they dive for it, and in shoal water grapple them. Tho specimens aro very heavy, being loaded with water and tho jelly-like animal matter. They nro buried iu the sand of tho beaches until tho matter is de composed, when they nro washed aud carried to Key West, collected upon strings of convenient length, and bleached in tho sun. That portion of Key West called Conehtown is the principal de pository, whero tho yards aud fences are loaded with them. For many years nearly all tho spongo fcollected on tho Florida Reef was sold at Key West to an Israelite of New York, to ono Isaacs; lat. terly others havo entered tho trade, and a very respectable income is derived from it. Wool in Its Pnssngcto Velvet Carpeting. Tho material passes from the wash to tho combing machines, which separates tho long from tho short fibres. Tho long aro passed through rollers, aud assume a form called " sliver," which fulls into a hollow cilindor set for its reception, while tho short fibres vanish in a mysterious looking box at ono sido of tho room. Theso slivcrs'nre passed through a draw-ing-faame, twenty or more of them united nud drawn out so ns to equalize tho thread! eight or ten of these threads are again subjected to the drawing process and reduced to ono. This operation is repeated as often as is necessary to pro duco uniformity. Theso long fibres form tho warp of tho carpets, whiio the short aro used for the " woof" or " filling." In tho spinning-room both staples of tho wool aro pluced on the "spinning jacks," which operate with great rapidity. When it leaves tho "jacks," it is in tho form of course yaru, lightly rolled on largo spools, then wound into skeins, when it is ready for the dye-house. By tho American system of " folding" part of tho yarn-skeitis are subjected to a parti-colored dyeing. Parti-colored yarns aro used for warp. Other bundles of yarn aro submerged in rolling steam ing floods of colored liquids of every hue. Sulphur is used to bleach tho por tion intended to represent white. From tho dye-room tho yarn is convey ed to tho drying-room, aud thence to the wiuding-room. The- threads aro hore wound on largo cylindors for thopriuters, and each filling of the cylinder makes but a Binglo thread in the warp of a pat crn. These skeins, after being printed with 100 or more shades of colors, and placed in boxes on a littlo railroad car, aro shoved into a boiler, where from four to six pounds pressure of steam is ap plied. When the colors are thoroughly fixed, the skeins are dried and pressed through sotting-machiues, when the yaru is ready for tho Bigolow loom. Thoso have on tho end of each of tho little wires usod to raise the pile of tho Brus sels carpet, a small kuifo, which, while it weaves, cuts tho pile aud makes it velvet. Tho fubrio is next subjected to the pro cess of "shaving" and after that to the rolling machine Tho carpets are then rolled, marked with tho number of the pattern of each roll, number of yardB etc., aud aro thus prcparod for removal to the waro house. tiood Hulr Wash. When the hair is falling off the follow ing tonio wash will be found useful: Take half a fluid ounce of tincture of quinine, ono drachm of bicarbonate of ammonia, and five and a half ounces of rose water. First dissolve the ammonia in the water, then add the tincture. Ap ply it gontly to the roota of the hair twice a week, or oftener if found beneficial.