The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, February 21, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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    l)c irncs, Ncui BloomftclVljJa,
Philadelphia Advertisements.
SOWER, BARNES & TOTTS,
Bookseller fc Htnlloner,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market ami 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
t. Publishers of Sanders' New Renders, and
Brooks' Arithmetic. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &e.
KLANK KOOKS
Always on liand, and mado to Order. 31t
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL 1 ANSIS,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Xj.iloi', Jfcn ', Ace;.,
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tl. Taper any Size, Weight, Color and (Juallty,
inudo to order, at short notice. Iuly41
Wvitinjr iliiil !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Ahnoi.d's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying It, if it does not
prove ent irely satisfactory.
tta.For sale by F. Mortimer, New Illoomlleld.
MILLER & ELVER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
A. L. KaI D J. E. FltETMIKK.
KALIS & FItVJIIIti;,
IMI'OKTEHS and Jobuehs of
G ll i 11 II , Gr lilHH
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch it Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
XSy Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 0. ly 10
PUMPS I
PUMPS J
FOll PURE WATF.lt, USE
TUE CELEItHATKO
CUCUJIKKK 1UM1
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely ImU'lPH. dnraltle. and relialile;
t lie good old fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and then-fore
perfect and uccurato In all Its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing less than half the monev.
Easily arranged so as to be non
freezing, and 111 construction sosnn
ple that any one can mitit tip and
Keep u in rejmr. Aiier inorougi;
trial It is acknowledge! tlio
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES G. HLATCHLKY,
M A N (j FACT I' KK1L
. Olllce and Ware-room,
Nos. 024 and KM Fllliert Street,
15 OmOl .PHILADELPHIA, PA
-These Tumps can be ordered of the Maim-
laciurer, or l. Mortimer & Co., New liioonilleld.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
Tin: only
MANUFACTURERS
OP THIS
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White I.eiul and Color
MAN UFA CTURERX,
Nos, 141 and 113 North Fourth St..
Philadelphia.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
hardware nous e,
No. 62fi Market Street.
Phllutlelpliia.
II sjjutf tnir 1
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggi sts,
AND DKAI.EItS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR. FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of evcrthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES liABOIt !
Saves H'iiiie !
NAVKN JIOXKY!
-yyAixitiGiiT & co-s
Labor-Saving Soap
AV111 bo found the best In use. Willi this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
t. For sale by all (irocors, and by F. Mortimer,
New Uloonifleld, 1'a. 317
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, "kc,
And a Hue assortment of
Wood sm5 Willow Ware,
No. 313. North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1809.
John Shaffncr, Jr. E. S. Zlegler. Thco. Rumcl
SHAFFXEIi, ZIEGLEU & CO.,
Successors to
SIIAFFNF.lt, ZIEGLF.lt & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
(i loves,
SilIons,
Su.seiileit'N,
T II 11 E ADS, CO M B ,S
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Eancaftter Combx.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers nntl Jobbers
Of Staplo and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 107 MAItKET ST11KET, '
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
lMiiltulelphia.
w. F. KOHLIUt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra av - Gr o tl k
153.NORTI1 TIIIKD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. II. IMl'ElL W. A. OllUlHON.
W. II. X'll'JClt At CO.,
MAM'ITAtTL'ilKllS OP
Trunks, Valises, Travolling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel l(ulldln(!)
rillljA DEIjVHIA .
SOLID SOLE I.EATHEIt TRUNKS A SI'K
C1ALTY. 4 1HlylU
WAINWRIGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
January I, 1809.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
O. W. IIUS8ELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposlto Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
t)rartlenlar attention paid to Flno Watch
and Clock Repairing.
3-Agent for STEVENS' PATF.NT TURRET
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock In the
United States.
- Inquiries by mall for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 431Uly
F. 1). Miller.
T. lilckert.
C. II. Miller
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
8UCCE930I18 TO
GRAY11ILL Si NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesalo Dealers In
IIATS,CAFS,FUHS,
STIIAW-UOODS, Ac,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 n ly 10
WM. M. KENNEDY,
WITH
ISeiapliiil &, 'Icaiiriler,
IEAI.EU IN
Tobacco, Seyars, etc.,
No. 2-22 MAItKET STliEET,
l'l!ir,Al)EI,I'IIIA, l'A.
A full Stock of theCclrtil'atrd SIilMTnii N.v.
vy, always on band. 1 32 lj lu
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James Jiiissel tV; Co.,
WllOLESAIX DeAI.EUS IN
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
i- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
. P. KXICillT & KICO.S,
Wliolcsttlc Dealers in
FISH,
CllCCHC
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenue,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, (Jeddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041U
A. B. Cunninglium. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealeiis in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NOKTII FIFTH STREET,
l'ICIf.AIi:mIIIA.
3SU10
Jioo7cs ! nooks ! Hooks 1
PERKINPINE & HIGGINS,
60 NOR Til f'O UR I'll STREET,
1'hllailelphlfi,
KEICP CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full supply
of the latest and best l.iiutAKY Hooks from
the leading Societies and Publishers. Wo make
our selections with Kieat care, anil (,'uaranlce tlio
moral and religious character of the books, cheer
fully excliaiiKiiiK any tliat may not lie satisfactory,
sellliiH at Publishers prices, and, .wherever uracil-
caiiie, iiiimiiiK lliiei iil uuscouill lo ncllOOlS.
A full assortnuuit of MUSIC HOOKS.
Sjiellem, (itiertinn and I'imnn lionk-n. Mti), Mai
cts, Jtnminl liirdH, lllurklmnrit, llihk: Diction
aril. OrllJImlu Jlhml., Library ItiyMcn,
Heervtarluif and Nain'rintendenW
llaiku, Mnttae, Scripture. 1c
titreH. Infant CUish Manuals.
and evervthlni! new'aiid useful fur KnhliiiHi.uxImni
use kept on hand or supplied to order. We have
been eunaiii'd in tills special blanch of businchs
for years past, ami have acquired an experience
which we think our customers uniformly Mud ben
eliclal to their Interests. A Descriptive and lllus
trated Catalogue, conlalnlntr names ami nrlci'i r
Hi!Vi;ral thousand volumes, sent free toauy address
mi ii'inii;.ii i.iii.
rhiladelphla, April ft, 1H7U.
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD, KAM'K & CO.,
4'oiuciBl.ssioii jTIerelianlN,
AND
Wholesalo Dealers In all kinds of 1'lcklcd and Salt
IP I S II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
840flm6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wliolt'Niilc i5ro4't'rN,
AND
COMMISSION 51 K 11 0 11 A N T S
No. 120 ARCH STItEKT.
l'htladelphia.
V-Tliesalo of Eggs, Seeds, Orahi and Wool
specialty. 31
4T l'luase send for 8 Circular. 48
HENRY T.IIELMBOLD'S
Coiiiiomici Xlnid.
EXTRACT CATAWBA
GllAPE PILLS.
Comjmti nt Pints Fluid ' Extract Rhn-
biirb and rlutd Lxtmrt Vutaw
i La Grajie Juice.
FOll T.1VEM COMPLAINTS. .TAt'NIK'E. 11II,-
Illl lS AKKKCTIONM, SICK, Olt NKHVOI S
IIKAOACIIH, COSTIVENKSS, Etc. FCIIHI.V
VI'tiKTAIil.E. CONTAINING NO MKItCC UY,
MINliltALS, Olt Dlil.lilEUIOL'S DliUOS.
II
These Tills are the most dellihtfullv Pleasant
puiKatlve, snpercediUR castor oil, salts, magnesia,
etc There is not liiiiK more acceptable to the
stomach. They uive tone, and cause neither nau
sea nor gripliiK pains. They are composed of
the finest ingredients. After a few days' use of
tliein, such an invlKoration of the entire system
takes nlacc as to aunear miraculous to the wenk
and enervated, whet her arrlsiujr from Imprudence
or disease. 11. T. llelmbold's Compound Fluid Ex
tract Catawba Crape Pills are not suiiar-coatcd,
from the fact that suuar-coated pills do not dis
solve, but pass throuc.li the stomach w ithout dis
solving, couscuiieutlv do not nroduce the desired
cllecl. The Catawba Crane ('ills, beinc pleasant
in taste and odor, do not necessitate their beini'
suyar-cuatcd. 1'ItlCK FIFTY CENTS FEH 110X.
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
niOIILT CONCENTHATED COMPOUND
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically cxtcrmlnata from the Bystem
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boro
Eyes, sore Lees, core Mouth, Sore Head, Ilron-
liitia. Skin IJiHcnscs, Salt Khcuin, Cunkers,
Hunninf; from the Ear, White Swellings, Tu
mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, Hiekets,
(llandulnr Swellings, Niirlit Swents, Rash, Tet
ter, Humors of all Kinds, Chronic Rheuma
tism, Dyspepsia, nnd nil diseases that have
been established In the system for ycara.
Mclne prepared expressly for the nbove com
plaints, its blood-purifying projicrtiesnrc great
er tliiiu any other preparation of sarsaparilla.
It civcs tho complexinn a clear and hcaitliycol-
or and restores the patient to a stato of health
and purity. For purifying the blood, removing
all chronic constitutional diseases arising from
an impure state ot the blood, and the only reli
able and effectual well known remedy for the
cure ol pains and swelling ol the bones, ulcer
ations of the throat nnd legs, blotches, pim
ples on the lace, erysipelas and all scaly erup
tions on the skin, nnd beautifying the complex
ion. riacE f l.ou 1'i.u iwi 11.1',.
31
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
concknthated
Fluid Extract Jiuchif,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
has cured every case of Diabetes In which it has
been given, Irritation of the neck of tho blad
der and lnllaniallou of the kidneys and bladder,
retention of urine, diseases of tho Prostrate
Gland, stone in the bladder, calculous, gravel,
and mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee
bled nnd dcllcato constitutions of both sexes,
attended with the following symptoms Indis
position to Exertion, Lobs of Tower, Loss of
iMemory, Diincuity oi urcutuing, weak Nerves,
Trembling Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,
Dimness of ViBion, l'ain In tho Back, Hot
Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dryness of tho
Skin, Eruption of tho Face, l'allid Counte
nance, Universal Lassltudo of tho Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from the nges of
eighteen to twenty-five, and from thlrty-tivo to
lllty-Uvc or In tho decline or ehuiigo of life i af
ter eonllncmcnt or labor pulns ; bcd-wctttiig In
children.
13
Ilelmbold's Extract Bueliu Is Diuretic and
blood-purifying, nnd cures all diseases arising
from habits of dissipation, and Imprudences in
life, Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copaiba in affections for which it Is used, and
syphilitic Direction In theso diseases used In
connection with Ilelmbold's Rose Wash.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladles, tho Ex
tract of Buehu Is unequalled by any other rem
edy as In Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity,
Puinfuluess or Suppression of C'ustomnry Evac
uations, and complaints Incident to tho sex. It
Is prescribed extensively by the most emmlnent
Physicians and midwives for enfeebled nnd dcl
lcato constitutions, of both sexes and all ages
(attended with any of tlio abovo diseases or
symptoms.)
II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU
CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, 1IABIT8 OF
DISSIPATION, ETC.,
in all their stages, at littlo expense littlo or no
change in diet, no Inconvenience, and no expo
sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives
strength to Untrntc, thereby removing Obstruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of the
Urethra, Allaying Pain nnd Inllamation, so fro
qucnt in this eluss of diseases, and expelling
all poisonous matter. Thousands who havo
been tho victims of incompetent persons, nnd
who have paid heavy fires to be cured In a short
time, have found they havo been deceived, and
that the "poison" has, by the use of " power
ful astringents," been dried up In tho system,
to break out in a moro aggravated form, nnd
perhaps after marriage. Uso Helmhold's Ex
tract lluchu for all iill'ectlons and Diseases of
tho Lrinary Organs, whether existing in male
or leiuule, Ironi whuuvcr cause originating,
and no matter how long standing. PRICK
fl.COPER BOTTLE.
1
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
cannot bo surpassed ns a Fuco Wash, and will
be lound me only specinc remedy In every spe.
cicsof Cutaneous nll'ectlon. It speedily eradl
eatcs Pimples, Spots, Hcoreutie Dryness, ludU'
rations of the Cutaneous Membrane, etc!
PRICE ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
I
Full nnd explicit directions accompany the
medicines. Evidence of the most responsible
and reliable character furnished on application.
with hundreds of thousands of living witness
es, and upward of liO,(K)0 unsolicited certifi
cates uud recommendatory letters, many of
which urn iioiu mo ingncsL sources, Including
eminent Physicians, Clergymen, Satesmen, etc.
The proprietor has has never resorted to their
publication In tho newspapers lie does not do
tills from the fact tliut his articles rank ns
Standard Preparations, and do not need to be
propped up by certtlteiitcs.
Ilonry T. 1 1liii1oMVi (Jen
lllllO l'j'Optll'U I ioilM
Delivered to uny address. Sccuro from ob
servation. Established upward of twenty years. Bold by
Druggists everywhere. Address letters for
liiioniiatloii, In commence to HENRY T
HELM1IOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Only depots i 11. T. II ELM MOLD'S Drug and
Chemical Warehouse. No. 6114 Hroiulwnv, New
York, or to H. T. HELMBOLD'S Medical
Depot, GU4 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia,
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
HENRY T. JIELMUOLD'UI TAKE NO
Ullli.lt. 4SIyp,
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
t$ A Western shoemaker recently
received tho following order: " Ccnd
ruo a pare ov esq Toad Shooze. N. II."
A little girl was heard to wish tho
other day that bIio was a boy, so she could
swear when she dropped her books in the
mud.
DQa." You want nothing, do you ?" said
Put. " I5cdad, an' if it's nothing yo
want, ye'll find it in tho jug whero tho
whisky was."
Bay" Boy, why did you take those
shingles last Sunday ?" " Because moth
cr needed somo kindling wood, and I did
not want to split wood on Sunday."
fiSy An Irishman upon seeing a squir
rel shot from a tree, said, " Faith and
what a wasto of powder. Tho fall itself
would havo killed tho squirrel."
JBirjjy" Old 5Ioncybngs Bays that a girl
with an inconio of threo thousand dollars
a year or luoro is always an object of in
terest, because she has eo much principal.
ft A young lady of Troy advised a
gentleman friend not to take flat-irons to
bed with him as they would warp his
feet! The stupid fellow did not know
enough to tako tho hint and propose.
ftgy A new leaf in tho family history
Jack: " Now, I'll be papa, going to
fix tho furn ace." Sallic: Oh, yesl
And I'll bo tho new nurse, and you must
kiss mo behind tho cellar door."
Mrs. Partington was askod,
" What church do you go to ?" " To
any pardoxical church," said tho old la
dy, looking over her spectacles, " where
the divine word is dispensed with."
BQr Some naii-rUy boy in Penu Yan.
the other day, ornamented an old, poor.
gothic-franicd horse, hitched to aa awn
ing post, with a stolen enrd-sign which
read : " Oats wanted : iuriuire within."
' A
flSy Patrick, you fool, what makes vou
stale afthor that rabbit whin yer gun has
no lock on it f
" Hush, hush, darlint, the rabbit don't
know that!"
Heir A Jlinnesota lady, named Ilad-
wig Kouschkourousika, has uhecrlully
changed her namo by marrying 5Ir. Ilel
Dambro"er. It is to be honed tho man's
parent's were no't profane.
tSff" An unmarried friend declared to
us tho other day, with an expression of
countenance most lugubrious, " I never
cared a farthing about getting married
until 1 attended an old bachelor si funer
al !"
Bg? " Bo vou trood ?" asked a littlo
chap of 51 iss Bud, his Sabbath school
teacher, tho other day. " Oh, no," was
tho becoming reply. " You ain't 1 Well,
I knew you wasn't pretty, but I always
thought you was good."
ftaS"" A New York belle who was pur
chasing soino gloves, told tho clerk she
wanted to havo them of a " subdued
mouso color." Tho clerk said they were
all out of that shade, but suggested " in
furiated rat" as a substitute.
fta?" A traveler who has crossed the
Atlantic) tolls n Ktnrv of a Rtorm. whan
the rain poured down in such torrents
that tho ocean roso ten inches. " There's
no mistake suid ho; "because the cap
tain kept a mark on tho sido ot the ves
sel."
ftaT" What is tho difference between an
auction arid sea-sickness ? One is the
sale of effects, tho other tho effects of a
sail. And why do physicians have a
greater horror of tho sea than any body
else ? because they are moro liable to
" see sickness."
RrxT A Ilalifaxcr at a fair, offered a
young lady ten dollars for a curl from
her head. To hid surprise slio promptly
cut it off and transferred it. A friend
subsequently blasted the purchaser's tri
umph by telling him that she mado a
good thing of it, as the wholo wig only
cost her $'.
ftfiy A lady in London got tho idea in.
her head that tho devil was in her head
and hung herself.
If women go to hanging themselves
for a littlo thing like that, they are go
ing to bo mighty scarce, that's all.
ft A lady in 5Icmphis, not exaotly
posted on the " disfranchised," was told
that Mr. Smith was disfranchised, and
sho wanted to know how long ho had
" been so." On being informed that he
had been so about four years, sho said,
sho didn't sco how that could bo, for 5Ir
Smith had a child only two yean old.
fta?" A wag was requested by an old
lady to read tho nowspapcr for her. IIo
took it up and read as follows : '
" Last night yesterday morning, about
one o'clock in the afternoon, lofoio break
fast, a hungry boy, about forty years old,
bought a tip custard fur a levy, and threw
it through a brick wall nino feet thick,
and jumping over it, broko his rightanklo
off above hia left kuco and fell into a dry
mill-pond and was drowned. About for
ty years after that, on tho same day, an
old cat had nino turkey-gobblers j a high
wind blew Yankee Doodlo on a frying
pan and killed a sow and two dead pigs
at Boston, whore a deaf-and-dumb man
was tulking Trench to his Aunt Peter."
Whereupon tho lady, taking a long
breath, excluimcd, " Da toll !"