QL)t imcs, Kcw U loomficlii, ))a. id TIIK "Bleea Patent" NOISELESS, LINK MOTION', LOCK-STITCH Sowing Machine Challenges the World In Perfection of Work, Strength ami lleanty of Stitch, Durability of Con struction and Itapidlly of Motion. Call and exam ine, ond for Agencies and Circulars, apply ' AT PMNCIFAf, OFFICE, ' 623 Broa&wpy, New York. 4 281y-a "rJnVl?! TV NEWTIUXfl, for gentlemen's llUVJJJJili use only. Sent by return mail on receipt of 30 cents. Agents wauled everywhere. Address, h. MUNItOK & CO.. 4 31 3m P. O. Uox 3201, N.Y. City. T ATITTPQ The KuoEMK is the most Useful ar-J-imJXUO ii,.e over invented for vour use. Circulars free. Mrs. Morgan, 1". O. lioxlil3,N.y,3m tTFTtf TT TT'MFJJ TIl Ckant Cioah Tip Is a UXilNlLiiMililN novelty and a pleasure. Samples SO cents. A. Ciriiiit,l'.0.1!ox4.iW,N.Y. 3m 1 1 A ft How I made It In 0 mos. with Stencils. JLlU Maniples mailed free. A..I.FI LAM.N.Y.tilll A GREAT OFFER. HORACE WATERS, JVo. 48 1 ltroadivay, New York "VTTILL dispose of One HuN-niirn Pianos, Me- V lopeons anil Ohgans, of six first elass ma kers, Including Chickering & Sons, at extuemkly low pmcES roit cask, dishing this month, or will take from $5 to 2o monthly until paid. 4 17 ly a LONGEST ROOF I In the United States Is on liinck's Sons' Faetory Iiaston, Pa., one third of a mile long, and is cov ered with READY ROOFING, CHEAP, DlTlt AHT,H and easily applied. Send for circular and samples to the manufacturers. KKADYltOOl'INUCO., 4 23 lya No. Gl Courtland St. New York. J, O It I In' ' 8 DOLLAR P.OX OF INITIALED FKEXCI1 NOTE PAPKK Mailed lo you on receipt of H. Address 1 mo 4 41a , LOKlMi, Publisher, llostn on.Mass, COOO MISX WASTED! lOO rnit CUNT, prollt. on three bestthlngs out. 50,000 club and combination premiums to agents. Catalogue and tei ins free. Address lmo4 4la M. L. liYltN, 80 Cedar St., N. Y. Listen to the Mocking Bird. The Prairie Whistle and An'mal Imitator can be used by a ch'dd. It is made to imitate the song of every bird, the neiii o; a horse and the bray of an ass, the g imi. r a ho; lvrds, beasts and snakes enchrnicd a-id en:- nped by It. Is used by Danliryent, Cha ley Viiiio and ad the minstrels and warbler. Yeiii;riloiulsm can Iks learned in three davs by lis aid. Kent anywhere upon re celptof '10 ceils; 3 for 25 cents; 7 for fil) cents: 15 forSl. Add.css T.W.VALKNT1XK, lmo 4 41a Box S72 Jersey City, N. .T. $5 nr:cT premium lMI'HOVKll FAMILY $5 Sewinpr lachine. fl2.50e'RVproiU per day. $75 per week. ",00 perinonniliiai.eea '.y uy any laiiy or gcimemaii InLrortnc'im this Cenu'ne and Ori's'iial Old Favor- Ho. Willi Us many new and practical uddiiions, inakln'l the most coiup'eio com.i'iuUlon of vah'a- bleand usei'ul iim);oveinen;.s ever eK'ected In any I one machine. '1 lie in.HMhnieiit Oi exliemo slin- pllcily, elnl)'en"v ami mii'iy, em-eiy dinerem in ( "a " ; ,vv miKlel end design from any low priced macliine. I to seven of till. 3Ir. LilTurd foul at Ills the most tieivceuole, ele;saiit and lellable I i i n i i i i" i , Family Kewiii;; Machine ever invented, gives per- jSlllCVell, bells winch hail as much as tell feet satisiKciioii wiieiever inlioduced. lias re- ! rinrfs Conner to one nf tin Tt is tliprp-celvedP.e.nh-ms. Kiood the test often yea.s.and i Pal ts L0I)Per " UUL 0 1 uu- 11 ,si ote IsfuUsa'tpiovedof by every rain'lywiio have them lore evident that no very great auiount'01 111 u'-e. is no' eless, ma'.-ei the st.ong and beautl- 1 .vnin.as ;a ,,,.,..:,, ., tu:a ,'tn,. ' Tt fill K'p.slie Lock hiite.i, wl.h woaderinl rapidity exactuees is ncLChsai u tins maitei. It and ce -i.."n.y. Sews anyihins. a lieedio w ill go ; iy considered, ill a general way. that an tluoiVih, X,o,n Lie lliie.it lo me niieke it fabrlc.llrm 1 , , . ' , . . and neat, wiili ea-.e. Vses r.'l kinds oj silk or i extra dose or till improves the sound, but a'ndrfeedl!;: 'r'Sgffi ' 'ore brittle ; the foun- and ies tiio adjustable si.ai.n; nced'e, pu.Hn-1 der, thcrciorc, establishes abalance of ad-tlicnia.-ino.ion, wi.h p;we..i!l lever action. Po I ,,,. f.m.(i ; ,rt i,:a iA,nnt nnA cf rti i ii mum in:i'i. -e ) i .ie lie ;i, n if i-m-iccfi ' ...v..-. jv.U......v Tiiaciiines conuenxeti, w.uiort iiie comiuicauons experience. v lien n lai'o;e Dell 18 llli orfau'is, Sam pies oi seviiig i.eiii i:ee on receipt! . . ,., of stamp. Fo.-.ce iliicate, i.e.. see De erlitivo uealed very slowly, the Sonorous quality sewiir; niaciiiiie ki:' jaiiu y use. l ruiun?. a very st on,;,teiii'l)!e maeli'ne, at a low p h-e.StnuJcrtt. This beauiiiul sew n;! m;'.cli;ne Is one ot the mo.it livenious p;ecei oi meci'i'iiiKin ever Invented. Democrat, tia. Woi iii mr. iy time i iis cost to any family. N. Y. Wcck'u. Ii is eu'ie a new machine wii'a lis many late ini!)',ove.ueih'i, and sews Willi astonishing ea , iai ui.y and neatness lleiivh licc n, N Y. S ii;,'e .nr.caUios, a i sriupics selected wiiii ea e. for frun-iy e, wini every tliiiv? eom ple.e, tciii to r.iiy p.i.l c.i t":e eoriiny per express, packed In t. Oi'g wooden box, Vice, on receipt ot price, totO. Si'.'B iieiiveiy ot goods guaranteed. Forwa.d in' h I y ie:, i' ie id iene.-. or P. O. money order, at our r'sK. A;;eiiis wriued, male or female every wiie e. New pampeleis couUiining extra liberal Inducements, kl'Ih iiee. Address Family Scwi.i;; Macii'ne Co., Olllee SO Nassau Siicei, New York. JAMES B CLABB!, MANCFACTUltHU AND DEALBlt IS Stoves, Tin and Sheet Iron Ware New Bloomficld, Perry co., Pa., KElirs constantly on hand every article usually , kept In a llrst-class establishment. All the latest styles and most Improved Parlor mid Kitchen Stove, TO BURN ElTlIElt COAL Oil WOOD! BpouthiK and Hoofing put up in the most durable manner and at reasonable prices. Call and examine Ills stock. 3 1 Use Dr. Frederick's Lightning llelief, THE MEDICAL WONDER ! Cures all Pains and Aches In from 1 to 10 Minutes. 3, Sold bv Druggists and Country Wore Kee ers, uiid F.liOlt'milCK & CO., New Hloomtleld, Fa. J. L. HlMiKlt & CO., Wholesale Agents, Jiowport, Perry County, Pa. lUtlC'E SO CKNTS l'EU ItOTTI.F.. 4 41 CD PATS. It novor pays to fret and growl 1 When Fortune seems our foe ; Tho better-bred will pii3h laior.d And strike tlio brnver blow. For luck Is wo: 1:, And thoae who chirk Should not lament their doom, But yield the- plr.y And clear tho wry That better men have room. It never pays to foster pride And squander wealth in shov.', For friends thus wo:i arc sure to ru l In times of want or woe. The noblest worth Of nil the ca-.lh Arc gcins of heart aad bruin, A conscience clear, A household dear, Aud hi'.nds without a tta;i. It never iwys to wreck the health In drudjtng atW (jalu, And ho is sold who thinks thr.t gold Is cheaply bought wilh pain. A humble lot, A oooy cot, Jhn e templed even kings, For station high That wealth will b.iy, Not o.'t contentmcut brL'y. Ii ti'ivcr pays! a blunt refrain Well worthy of a so jg, For nc and youth nut' i. ler.ra this That nothing pays that's w:o;ig. The good and ;v.re .'oac are cure To prolonged succcs.:, Vhilo wur.t ia ilht Ii Hcr.vc-.'s sig' t r. nl'.v; ya su.-c tob'.ess. tir.th, Bell MeLl. 1 IHIj sound of a bell depends, of course, on many dinerent circum stances of condition. One of these is tho metal of which the bell is composed I lie mixcu mctais oi alloy illustrate in an instructive way the differences of quality which result from inherence in the pro portion of ingredients. Copper and tin produce tho metal bronze ; in other pro portions they yield speculum ietal, for waking the brilliantly white reflectors of telescopes; whilo in other proportions, again, they furnish bell-metal. The Chi nese in their gongs, and the Europeans in their bells, have seen reason to em ploy pretty near the same kind of metal. There is always much more copper than tin ; but every Del 1-iounUer lias in this matter. his fa- vorite receipt- Son o aJopt ghnply four of copper to one of tin ; ' ,. . f , l . ' some tliU'ty-iWO copper to niue Of tin. i.on i.n .,Kr.11K ,.f ,, lell-uictal, though the most general, is uot the only material for bells. Some times a little lead, arseuic or zinc is added to the copper and tin. It used to be a favorite idea that silver thrown into the melting turnace, improved tho tone oi a bell. In casting the tenor-bell of La- venham Church, the neighboring gentry, after drinking of the toast of " Church and King" out of silver tankards, threw the tankards into the melting-pot. Sim ilar bells have often been made of silver iiloue, as if to justify, or to bo justified by the allusion to " silvery tones." At the Strawberry Hill ale in 1812, ono of tho lots consisted of u very beautiful sil ver bell made by Beiivenuto Cellini, for l'opo Clement the Seventh : its ex terior was chased or sculptured with a profusion of lizi;ards, grass-hoppers, flies, and other reptiles and insects; and its in tended purpose was, by its silver sound to drive away all obnoxious assemblages of Buch creatures. Among the oddities of this subject was the bequest of n silver bell to the school at Wreay, in Sussex, by Mr. Graham in 18'il. On an appointed time evory year, two of the boys, who had been chosen captains, were to Bally forth, each followed by his partisans, dis tinguished by blue and red ribbons, aud m o fill lit niiiiAniiu I I'll l 1 1 4 It it 1 1 tn miisn there their fighting-cocks was to have 111U1 11 ill J'i Ul. ViTrWil Vf l WV t tlllljU 1 IUU j match ; aud on tho result of this match was to depend the honor of posessing the silver bell for the next twelve months, tho successful captain bearing it away suspended from his hat. As for other metals, besides copper, tin and B'lver, it is known that steel and iron are occasion ally used for church bells. Such bells have been cost in Westphalia, at Shef field, and at Dundyvan, near Glasgow. Steel bells aro lighter and cheaper than those of bell-metal, and yield n rich and brilliant tone ; but the sound is said to be unable to penetrate to a great distance. Cast-iron, with the addition of a liitletin, has been tried j but the alloy was far too brittle. Glass bells, aud wooden bells, are also talked about ; but we do not see how the former could bear any hammer ing or clapperin. nor how the latter could yield a sound worth hearing. One of the missionaries of 1'iji, however, has de scribed a bell or sounding instrument made from the hollowed trunk of a tree, like a trough, and placed 'on a coil of rope or some other elastic mess on tho ground: when struck at one end with a mallet, it gives out a stifled roar, which we are told could be hcaid twelve miles off. Waning a Iict. Sill GEOUGE BEAUMONT, when a young mr.n, wr.s one day in the Mount a famous Coffee-house in Mount street, Gvosveuor Square with Harvey Aston. Various persons were sc:ttcd at different tables. Among others present, there was an Irishman who was very cel ebrated as a duellist, having killed at least half-a-dozcn antagonist. Aslon, talked to some of his acquaintances, swore ihat he would make the duellist stand bare-footed before them. " You had better take care what you say," they replied ; " he has his eye upon you." ' No matter," rejoined Aston, " I de clare again that he shall stand barefooted before you if you will make up among you a purse of fifty guineas." They did so. Aston then said in a loud voice, "I have been in Ireland, and am well acquainted with the natives. The Irishman was all ear. Aston went on : " J. ho insli being born in bos, are every one of them web-fooied. I know it for a fact." " Sir," roared the duellist, storting up troni ins table, " it is lalse ! Aston persisted in his assertion " Sir," cried the other, " I was boin T 1 1 T 11 , . in ireiauuj ana i win prove it to you that it is a falsehood. ri .1.1 u i Bo saying, in great naste lie pulled on his shoes aud stockings, and displayed his bare ieet. The joke ended in Ash ton's sharing the purse between the Irish man and himself, giving the former thirty guineas, aud keeping twenty. Sir George assured that this was a true story A Tooth Story. ONCE upon a timo there was a young ' lady who had thrco pretty new teeth in her mouth. She bought them of a dentist, and they wc;e fastened to a' beautiful patent vulcanized rubber plate. This young lady could cat almost any thing with her new teeth, and she felt very proud of them. They were so use ful, and looked so well when she smiled. One day she was eating dinner just us fast as she could, and she got choked with a piece' of bone. Then she ran into the woodshed and coughed until the tears came into her eyes, and her father came ; out aud pounded her shoulders, and her mother mado her drink a pint of water, and finally, she got better ; but alas ! her new teeth were gone. So, herself, and her mother, and Tier two sisters, and her i bis; brother, and tho servant girl, and the neighbor's littlo boy looked all over the woodshed for those teeth, but they could not find them. Then the young lady was scared, and she said to her mother : " O mother, I felt something hard in my throat when I drank that water, and I have swallowed my teeth and I shall die I know I shall die and what shall I do 1" That scared the mother, and sho . .1 11.11 1 .A put tne youug laciy to bed and sent ior tho doctor. Well the teeth nu'do her very sick. You know how thin people sometimes get fiom tho knawings of re morse, aud of course, tho knawings of of three patent porcelain teeth would bo much worse. The doctor could do noth ing and tho young lady kept getting worse and worso until the doctor said she could uot livo more than twenty-four hours. That very day tho neighbor's little boy found three teeth in Whe back yard, where they had been thrown whilst a i the young lady was coughing. He took them them in and showed them to the young lady, who said she felt a good deal better, and got up and dressed. She is well, now, but sue always takes out her teeth before she goes to dinner. Tlic Torpedo Explosion at Kiel. AN cye-witncKS of this disaster has written a description of the Bcene : " Yesterday (August 11,) at 12 o'clock mid d.'.y, I went on bor.rd tho 1 Elbe,' small steamer, dclached to witness how our people lay the torpedoes. Three ca ble's length from the Btrand lies a pow der barge, with 8,000 pounds of powder on board. The torpedoes were enarged upon it. The ' Elbe' ranged herself along side. Cn the barge's deck lay fourteen loaded torpedoci. Tho long boat which had followed us, and was carried by four teen hands laid herself along the other side of the br.ige and commenced ship ping tho torpedoes. After taking three of them on board they were to start in order lo sink them. I leaned upon the boiler of tho steamboat and watched them at work, not without a scc.ct shud der at t';o carelessness wi;h which the sailors hr.iidled the hellish machines. There lay in a row, shining in the sun Ir.cquercd iron boilers; upon each glisien ed a wh'to T. Involuntarily I thought to myself that must stand for ' Tod' dei th. Two torpedoes were deposited in the long boat, tho anchor was being rats ed. Then runi out a fearful detonation : our eves aud our faces were smothered with a hot volume. I lelt a heavy stroke on my left shoulder : I knew not what had happened. I freed my eyesight and looked round. I was standing in a rain of fallin-r timber, iron, flesh and splinters of bone ; then all wns quiet, bhuddcr inar. I rubbed my face : it was coveied with fragments of flesh, so were my clothes ; my cap was sprinkled with them. On the deck of tho ' Elbe lay countless specks of flesh and bone splintei ings ; alongside, burning pieces of wood and clothing. The deck of tho powder barge was in like cr.se. Instantly we put out the fire burning upon it r.nd looked fur ther round. Tho loug boat had vanished and with her 7 men ; 3 otherslay wound ed on tho barge, one with fractured leg and mangled features, another with shat tered spine, several bleeding from numer ous wounds. Some were swimming in the wato: What could be saved was saved, and the wounded b.ouglit on board the ' Elbe.' The seven in tho long boat were literally torn to pieces , tho two ves sels were strewn with iniuu'.e fragments of their bodies. Tho funnel of the 'Elbe' had two holes, and the interior of the fore cabin was almost demolished. From the powder barge, pieces of planking were torn away. Had tho 8,0u01b of powder but exploded, no boat, no irnce of a living soul would have remained. Have you auy conception of our con tact torpedoes ? They consist of a torpe do iron vessel charged with 1001b. of powder, which by means of iron bands is fastened to an umbrella-shaped anchor. 1 "lrT(.;" ?yid lead piping are filled with ; l i -lui'Oi peuo swims in uio iniuuiu v 1 - ... .1 1 .It. i, 'Vf . : ii-fillcd space, some ten ieet be low the surface of tho waicr, and so roou as a sh'p disturbs and strikes it the charge espIodeM. 1 he torpedoes l.e so thick to gether and in so many directions across the haven that no ship can pass uninjur ed; others of a different consttuction al so lie there which can be watched on shore and fired by electricity. The blow I mentioned on my shoulder lamed also my left arm. On looking clo ser I found my jacket and shirt pierced through , a wound in the shoulder, and two splinters of bono an inch long stick ing in it not my bones. It must have been a bono from one of tho ill-fated ones which had struck me. The IIiiiu. ii Body. Tho muscles of tho human jaw csert a force of 534 lbs. The quantity of pure water which blood contains in its natural state is very great j utnounts to almost seven eights. Jiicl estimates the surface of the lungs at 15'' square feet, aud tho blood is n fifth the weight of tho body. A man is taller in tho morning than at night, to tliu extent ot halt an inch or more, owing to tho relaxation of tho cartilages. There is iron enough in tho blood of forty-two men to make a plough share of tweuty-iour pounds or therea bouts. Tho human brain is the tweuty eigth part of tho body, but in the horso the brain is not more than the four hun dredth. BaS" Mrs. Stowe says that in America no woman ever dies for want of speaking her mind. This, however, accounts for much of tho mortality among men. SUNDAY READING. "How Gootl It la Ihat we'linvc a UmIP A LITT 'i boy of four years old, was sleeping one night, in a low bed in the same room with his mother, lie was a lovely and thoughtful child, and though so young, had always rece'ved lo his mind the idea Oi tne great t.o:l who made him. and rules over ell. lie was happy in having been taught to pray to this great God, and was daily in the habit of asking what ho most wanted ol Ins heavenly Father, without doubt. But this n'giit of which 1 speak, lie awoke out of his sleep with a loud cry us if he had been disturbed by a frightful die. xn. When his mother tenderly in quired w'oat was tho matter ; he told her that he was nfra d, and begged to know if God would indeed lake care of him. When his mother assured him, that Cod would tako care of hi in in tiio dark ness as well ns in tho light, ho sunk back upon his pillow, and sighed out. How good it is to have a Cod." He then fell asleep peacefully, as if he felt the ever lasting arms around him. Christian!, who have long been in the school of Christ, would do well to go back, and take a first lesson from this lit tle child. When the way is dark before them, and those trials como upon them, which they had every reason to expect, and which they need for their sanctifica tioD, instead of complaining, let them cast themselves upou tho care of him who is mighty to save, and say to their hearts, " How good it is that wo have a God." So when the hour of death comes, the darkest hour of all, Christians may be sustained by tho thought that comforted the near cmld in that dark night: and falling br.ck on tho bor.om of .Icsus, may siuk to rest, exclaiming, " ITow good it is to have a God." Womanly MotUv ty. Man loves the mysterious. A cloud less 6ky, a full-blown rose leave him un moved, but the violet hides its blushing beauties behiud the bush, and the moon when she emerges from beneath if cloud, aro lo him sources of inspiration and pleasure. Modesty is to merit what shade is to figures in painting it gives it bold ness and prominence. Nothing adds more to female beauty than modesty, it sheds around tho countenance a halo of light, which is borrowed from virtue. Botanists havo given to the rosy hue which tinges the cup of the white rose tho name of " Maiden's blu?h." This pure and delicate hue is the only paint a christian virgin must use, it is the rich est ornament. A woman without mod esty is like a faded flower diffusing an unwholesome odor, which the prudent gardner will throw from him. Her des tiny is melancholy, for it terminates in shame and repentance. Beauty passes like the flower of the albo ; which blooms and dies in afew hours; but modesty gives the female charaeicr charms which sup ply the place of tho transitory freshness of youth. The Tir.'ce Sieves. " Oh, mama !" cried little Blanche riiilpott, " I heard such a tale about Kdith Howard! 1 did not think she could be so very naughty. One " " My dear," interrupted Mrs. I'liilpott, " before you continue wo will see if your story will pass tho three sieves." " What does that mean, mamma ?" in quired Blanche. " I will explain it. In the first place, is it true t" " I suppose, so; I got it from Miss White aud she is a friend of Edith." " And does sho show her friendship by telling talcs of her ? In the next place, though you cr.n prove it to bo true, is it kind?" " I did not mean to bo unkind, mam ma, but I am afraid I was. I should not like Edith to speak of me as I have spo ken of her." " And, is it necessary ?" " No, of course, mamma ; there was no need for mo to mention it at all." " Then put a bridlo on your louguo, dear Blanche and don't speak of it. If wo cannot speak well of our friends, us not speak of them at all." let ftSy Nothing on earth can suiilo but human beings. Gems may flush reflect ed light, but what is a diamond flash compared with tin eye flash and . mirth flash ? A face that caunot suiilo is likeu bud that cannot blossom, and dries up on tho stalk. Laughter is day, and sobriety is night, and a smile is the twilight that hovers gontly between both, and more be witching thau either.