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Philadelphia Advertisements. -
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAl'EK,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGAItCE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, ltags, &;o.,
Nos. 30, 32, anil 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. rapor any Size, Weight, Color anil Quality,
made to order, at short notice.
luiyil
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers & stationers,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol
the United States, Felton's Outlino Maps, &c.
BL13JK BOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
LOCIIKAN'S
Writing- XT'luid!
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Aunold's,
and Is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying It, if It does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
3-For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queensware,
A. L. Kaub J. E. Frbtmirb.
KAUB & FltYMIItE,
Importers and Jobbers of
China, O 1 a s s
AND
QUEENSWARE,
301 and 803, Cherry 8t., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
2D" Constantly on band, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMTS!
PUMPS !
FOR TUKE WATEIt, USE
TUB CELEBRATED
CUCUMBER PUMP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tasteless, duraiile and relialile ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate In all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
r i nun uunwilK li'nn b
TtT-in Easily arranged
M?i U freezing, and in i
I 1 7 r'fi pie that any one
I J vvil it in repaii
mm uunwilK irss bllilll lutll llie money.
;t;u so as 10 oe nou-
11 nnnsf rimtlin BAuim.
IMA 1 1 it . i n nvttt
tnai it ta auiwuuvvmugeu Wit)
Best and Cheapest.
CHA1U.ES G. BLATCIILEY,
Manufacturer.
JT9 ORlce and Ware-room,
- Nos. 024 ami 620 Filbert Street,
4 15 6m01 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Iff These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Bloomlleld.
Hardware, c.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia.
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Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo find
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White IiCad and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of evcrthing connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES J, AltOIt !
Saves Time !
SAVES MOJfEY I
-yyAINKIGHT & CO'8
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this 8oap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving In wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
SFor sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Bloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rrillia Is what everybody who has used It says of
NESJIITII'S MNIMENT.
For Rheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief
and effect a permanent cure in a short time.
It Is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried It, say no family
should be without It, for it is worth Its weight in
gold.
Try a bottle of It I No cure, No Pay. 317
B For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
GRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1869.
W. H. Piper. AY. A. Ounison.
AV. II. IMJ?ICTt & CO.,
MANUFACTURERS of
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants Hotel Building)
PHILADELPHIA.
. SOLID BOLE LEATHER TRUNKS A SPE
CIALTY. 4 18 ly 10
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY GOODS HOSIERY. NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. Tlieo. Rumcl
S1IAFFNER, ZIEGLEIt & CO.,
Successors to
SIIAFFNEK, ZIEGLEIt & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, '
Cloves,
Ribbons,
.Suspenders,
THREADS, COM IS S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCKOFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller.
T. ltickert.
C. H. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
8UCCES30US TO
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, EURS,
STRAW-GOODS, &c,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 lylO
W. F. ItOIILEIt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Straw Groods,
153.NORTI1 THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
623 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JJRADBURY'S AND OTHER
1 I A X O H .
laylor & Farley's and E. P. Needham A Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Apent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6m. tPHILA DELPHI A
G. W. ItVSSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER-WARE.
Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
uuu iiocK ivupairuiK.
Agent for STEVENS' FATENT TURRET
CUXJK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the
United States.
- Inquiries by mall for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will bo cheerfully answered!
l'hliadelphla, 43101y
WHOLESALE
- y liHnnF.Rs
January 1, 1869.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill & Chandler,
DEALERS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
riIIL,ADKXriIIA, PA.
49" A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitoh Na.
VY, always on hand. 4 32 lylO
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James Ilussel & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No, 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
3- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
'TnoiiA's TJobb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
Ami Wholcsalo Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT URED
TCMCC0$,8EGAast&C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA. PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunnlnghnm. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Gleim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
IIIIJ,AFJLriIIA.
32310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. P. KNIGHT & ISltO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ueildes & Co's Canned Fruits.
104HI
S. 18. TAYIiOIt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd, and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD, KANCK & CO., .
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
IP I 5 X I ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
S 40 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA,
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia, .
W The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain nd Wool,
a specialty.
A .f lease send for a Circular. 4 188
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
S " Rum did it nil," paid a man on
tho gallows, " and I'll never drink anoth
er drop as long as I live."
AST 4 Adversity,' says a western preach
er, " takes us up short and sets us down
hard, and when it's done with us wo feel
as contented as a boy that's been spanked
ana set away to cool.
BS? There is a man down east, rather
a facetious fellow, whose name is New.
He named his first child Something, as it
was something new. His next child was
called Nothing, it being nothing new.
83?" A crustv old bachelor sends ua
the following conundrum : What is the
difference between a honeycomb and a
honeymoon? A honeycomb consists of
a number of small " cells," and a honey
moon consists of one great "sell."
B53Dr.S. wants to know if you will
please to pay this bill now 1"
Old gentleman looks over tho items
and replies :
" Tell Dr. S. I'll pay him for his med
icines, and return hia visits."
JBS?" A littlo four-year old boy sat
alone on tho piazza, when a new physi
cian came to see his sick mother. The
doctor naturally wished to make acquain
tance, and said : " How old are you, my
son V " I'm not old I'm new I" said the
boy.
J&ST" A man who had filed a petition
for divorce was informed by his counsel
that his wifo had filed a " cross petition,"
as lawyers calls it. " A cross petition 1"
exclaimed the husband. "That's just
like her, she never did a good-natured
thing in her life !"
J8-A captain, of the old school,
being at a ball, had been accepted by a
beautiful partner, a lady of rank, who in
the most delicate manner possible, hinted
to him the propriety of putting on a pair
of gloves. " Oh 1" was the elegant reply
" never mind me, ma am j 1 shall wash
my hands when I've done dancing.
J6 " Ma," said an intelligent, thought-
ful boy of nine, " I don't think Solomon
was so rich as they say he was." " Why,
my dear, what could have put that into
your head V asked the astonished mother.
" Because the Bible says he slept with
his fathers; and 1 think if he had been
so rich, he would have had a bed of his
own."
B The following scene recently oc
curred in one of our courts between the
judge and a Dutch witness, all the way
trom Rotterdam : " W hat is your native
language?" "I po no native." "What
is your mother toungue ?" " Ich hab no
modder, mynheer." " What did you
first learn? What language did you speak
in tho cradle ?" " I did not speak no
language in de cradle : I only cry in
Dootch."
JGSy Ilahneman, the founder of the
Homoepathic school, was one day con
sulted by a wealthy English lord. The
doctor listened patiently to the statement
which the patient made to him. lie
then took a small vial, opened it, and
held it under the lord's nose. 'Smell!
Well, you are cured ?" The lord asked,
in surprise, ' How much do I o"" you ?'
'A thousand irancs, was the r.. . . Tho
lord immediately pulled out a bank-note
and held it under the doctor a nose.
' Smell 1 Well you are paid !'
A little fellow, some four or five
years old, and who had never 6cen a ne
gro, was greatly perplexed one day when
one came to where he and his father
were. The youngster eyed the stranger
suspiciously till he had passed, and then
asked his father :
" Pa, who painted that man all black
so?"
" God did, my son," replied the father.
" Well," said tho little one, still look
sng after the negro. I wouldn't have
held still unless ho had painted mo a
prettier color.
JJ From Missouri, a friend furnishes
the following information upon a matter
which has probably suggested an in
quiry in more than one man's mind :
A venerable and greatly esteemed and
respected old patriarch, late of this vioini
ty, divulgod to me on his deathbed, the
origin of a certain phrase or figure of
speech. Ho said it came about it in this
wise A gentleman was blown up on a
Mississippi steamboat, and he went up in
the air about four or four and a half
miles, and then, just before parting into
a great variety of fragments, he remarked
to a neighbor who was sailing past on
lower level, " Say, friend, how is this
for high?"