Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooksellors and Stationers,
ISLAND BOOK MA If UFA CTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPJHIl,
No. -130, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
C1IA11LES MACJARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Doalers in
Paper, liri-s, Aco.,
Nos. .",0, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
r Taper any Slzo, Wei-jlit, Color and Quality,
made to ordor, at short notice. 101y4i
SOWER, li ..MIXES & POTTS,
ISoolisoIIei'H fc Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 823 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Vtrooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &o.
BLAXK HOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 3H
I,OC'IUIAN'S
Writiniy llniai
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
B. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomllcld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole A Rents,
430 Market Street,
43031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Quecnsivare.
A. L. Kacjii
J. E. Fkeymihe.
Importeiis and Jodueks OP
O ll i 11 1, , 9r 1 II H S
AND
QUEEN SW ARE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted
rackages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS !
rujirs J
FOR PURE WATER, USE
THE CEI.EDU ATED
CUCUXUKUIl E'lIMl
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely ta.iti-ti'sx, ilnraliln and rc.linWc, ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and lliereforo
perfect and accurate in all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water,
and costing loss than half the money.
Easily arranged so as to be non
freezing, and in construction sosun
ple that any oiia can put 11 vp ant
knrp it In repair. Alter thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES O. RLATCHLKY,
MAM'PAUTUUEK.
m
i
ta- Olllco and Ware-room,
Nos. 024 and CM Filbert Street,
4 15 Cmfil .PHILADELPHIA, PA.
0Theso Pumps can be ordered of tho Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New liloomlield.
Hardware, Sc.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
MAUD WARE HOUSE,
No, 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia.
ma
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White Lead and Color
MAKUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
4
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of evcrthing connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good loeatlon for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LAISOK !
Nave Time !
SAVKS MONEY!
AINKKJIIT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and tho saving In wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will uso no
other.
For sale by all (Jroeers, and by F. Mortlmor.
New lilooinlicld. Pa. 317
Worth it3 Weight in Gold !
fJIHIS is what everybody who has used it says of
aTEWM I TI I'M 1,1 If 131 EXT.
For Rheumatic Pains It will clvn Instant ri'llpf
and effect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy in tho World for Cuts,
Sprains, Kruisos and llurns, and nut only giving
prompt, iciici noiu jiaiu, oui neais wunoui leaving
anvscar. A II who have tried II. h:iv no family
should be w itliout it, for it is worth its weight in
t Try a bottle of It I No cure, No Pay. 317
V.S- For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
4iiiiAYisifij & :.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. S-IIt. North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 180D.
W. 11. Pirr.u. W. A. Ohiiison.
AV. II. IMJMClfc Sc CO.,
MAKL'FACTI!I(PIC8 OP
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Huildlng)
PHILADELPHIA.
V SOLID SOL12 LEATHER TltVNKH A RPE
C1A1TV. 4181yl0
Wmml
DRY COODS HOSIERY. NOTIONS
John Shaffncr, Jr. 15. 8. Zicglcr. Thco. Itumel
SIIAFFNEIt, Z1EGLER & CO.,
Successor." f r
SHAFFNEK, ZIEOI.ER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
C-loves,
ISihbonw,
.Suspenders,
Til HEADS, 00 Jit US,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. ."'J, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agent for Lancaster Combs,
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 41)7 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
V. 1). Miller. T. liickert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSOltS TO
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufactuicrs and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
S i lt IW -liOODS, &c.,
ITo. 319 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOIILEK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
S? 1 1 Sli AV - 3r O O 1 S
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JHADBURY'S AND OTHER
I I A X O H .
jaylor Itirley's and E. P. tfeedham it Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General WHiolcxale Ancnt,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Cm. . PHILADELPHIA
a. W. li VSSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer and Dealer in
FINE WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AND
SILVER - WARE.
M-Partleular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock Repairing.
' Agent for STEVENS' PATENT TURRET
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock In the
United stales.
- Inquiries by mail for Information re?ardinn
Clocks or Watches will be clieerfuily answered.
Philadelphia, 4'tlOlv
WHOLESALE
& GROCERS
January 1, 16G9.
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
WM. H.CeTTneDY,
WIT1I
Hemphill A Chandler,
DEALERS IN
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
PUILADELI'UIA, 1A.
" A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitoh Na
vy, always on hand. 4 wi lylu
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James litisscl & Co.,
Wholesale Dealeus in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Mf Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 1 221y
Thomas Roiib. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
oiumission ?Ieeehunl.s,
And Wholesale Dealers in
V
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SHGARS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S.Glclm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
I'lIIIiADKLl'IIIA.
82310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
v. p. km(;ut ds mtos,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenue,
Bolow Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Ueddcs & Co's Cnnncd Frnlls.
lOtllf
. N. IS. TAYIOI!,
WITH
WAINWRIGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD, IIAKCK & CO.,
oiuitiissin MevelinniM,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
i n ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 CinO I'HILA DELPHI A, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale fSroeers,
AND
G 0 1 51 1 S S I O N M E RO II ANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
r Tho sale of Fggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty.
l'leasa send for a Circular. 4 138
ltS5A cravevard insormt.Inn in TConno-
. f, y .j..w. .u v
lec, Mc., reads thus : "Poor Joe 1 his
head is level now if it never was before."
JCSy- It is very well for littlo children
to bo liko lambs, but a very bad thing for
them to grow up sheepish.
fifn Why is an Italian exile returning
to his native land, like a man going to
ceo his sou go up an apple tree ? Because
ho is going to see his own sunny clime.
0" A wife asked her husband if
druggists kept dye-stuffs for sale.
He replied : " Most druggists keep lit
tle cl.se but dic-stults."
Biddy, did you put an egg in
the coffee, to settle it?"
" Yes muni ; I put in four; they were
so bad I had to uso the more of 'cm."
JBfiyAu Illinois postmaster gives notico
ns follows: After this dato everybody
must lick their own postage stamps, for
my tongue's give out.'
" Any tings pito you dare?" in
quired one Frenchman of another, whilo
engaged in angling. "No, notings at all."
" Veil," returned the other, " notings
pite mc, too."
JB6 A little boy having broken his
rocking-horse the day it was bought, his
mamma began to scold, when he silenced
her by inquiring, " What is the good of
a horse till it's broke '("
BfaT" A Cincinnati mother got a big cow
hide, and invited in a cobbler who had in
sulted her daughter proceeded to wax him
with awl her might. The last blow
nearly ended him.
jOiST " Bones," said a wag to a milk
man, " you ought to roof them cows of
yours," ' What lor?" a.ked the other.
To keep the water from running into
the milk," replied the wag.
JB6TQuite a laugh was raised in one of
the courts by an official, who, when (he
chairman called out for the crier to open
the court, aid, " May it please your hon
or, the crier cau't cry to-uuy, because h.s
wile is dead."
JGST A young couple had been married
by u Quaker who, alter the ceietiion) re
marked, " Friend, thou art now at the
end of thy troubles." A lew weeks ulter,
the young man came to the mitiiMcr,
boiling over willi rage, his wife ttun.iig
out a regular vixi u. "I thought )i u
told mc 1 was ut tl o end of my u.-m,-les?"
"So 1 did, friend, but 1 uidi., .-. y
which end."
JBSfAn Irishman mid a J ieini
Were to be hanged together. The i.
was strongly ailccteii In.s ..t .
whilo Faddy took it vei v e -.-y, urn.
his companion to keep up li.s i-jmv:
it was nothing at all tu br h.'iiu.eu.
' Ah, nion Dieu " said tin; l-rciic-ln
" there be one grand difference ,
you and me, for you lrishn.en Me ir-
"'i
' ii
i il(
it."
5" " Good-morning, Air. Sin.ii
the sick list to-day '!" ' Yes sir ; p.
ague." ''Do you evtr slinko""
shako liko thunder." In n (;
shake again ?" Cau't Bay uln u
everyday. Why do yen n-fc :
nothing in particular only .1 tit n i
you shook so bad, I'd like !... .-i.
and sco if you wouldn't s-inikr ;
dollars out of your pockit 1 1 , .
have owed me so loug."
Cii?" A story is told of an li.
who called on an apotln imvv i,.i
castor-oil, to be mixed with s.,.:
which should disguii-e its r 1 . -"being
asked if she Lked m.1. .
said yes, when tho upot! eery ..
a glass seasoned with lemon ami n
5ut she still lingered widtiim, kikI :
cntly asked for the oil agiin. u ii m
informed her that sho had nlivatlv '
it.
;Oh,
she
cn.Mi.
cd it for my brother who U ill
fi Ouo of the tunnels on !!, 1
11. It., is so narrow that it is n-
to caution passengers againt i.ui ;i..
their heads. A Dutchman p
through tells his experience as Ji.!i..-
" Dcr gonductcr he conic mil ii i
and holler like every ting. " to h nl,
Unt so liko he dells us, ym limk. h',i
took mine head pack so pretty cjuu I.
rctty, for you come scuntlus near i" !.:
ing the pig rocks init your Ihmm
Mcin Cot but I vas senrt, aint ii, i'
mine vrow she would scold m-iimim'.
you had gomo homo init inii.c
knocked oil' alretty. I told y.u it w
narrow esgapc, dou't it ? i
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