1' ljc 'dimes, Ncuj IHoomficlu, ito. 7 Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. H U U 0 I; Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, ISooksellers ami Stationers, PLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL lMl'Kll, No. 430, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE k CO., Wholesale Dealers In Paper, JLtit Ac., Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 4. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, luiyii made to order, at short notice. SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, ISooJtselIt'2's & Stationers, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ttS-Publishers of Sanders' New leaders, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, &c. It J A Jf IC ISOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t liOt'IIJUJi'S Wi-itiiig- Xluicl ! THIS I LUID is warranted EQUAL to Aunold'8, and is sold at much less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not prove eutirely satisfactory. 3-Eor sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomileld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Glass md Quecnsiv'arc. DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. , Jil) John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONLY MANUFACTUKEKS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MAN L' FA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St, Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their wlille to give us a trial Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES LAIIOR ! Saves Time ! . : SAVES MOXEY! AINRIOHT & CO'S A. L. Kaub , J. E. Freymiub. KAU1S & FItYMIItE, Importers and Jobbers of Oli ina,, CJ- 1 a s AND QUEENSWA11E, 301 and 303, Cherry 54., between Arch. & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on (hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. g. ly 10 MISCELLANEOUS. tm rumrsj pujrrs i FOB PUKE WATER, USE THE CELEBRATED CXC'UJIISEIl PUMP Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tirely tnxtrMsx, iluralile and reliiililti; the good old-fashioned wooden pump, made liy machinery, and therefore raising an equal amount oT water, nHJ Easily arranged so :w tn J, iuhi. '"" fi , llna 'll construction sosim- i-.'iJVB fiowiiiiunjFwio cure jnti it ftp una Vl Veep It in repair. After thorough mi ... " (mil 111,-1 l trial it is acknowledged the Best and Cheapest. rK-? 3 . . gi--JlS C'JIAUI.KS U. l.IvATC'HLEY, X ( iUANUl'ACTL'UKn. tB- Olllce and Ware-room, Nos. m and 02(5 Filbert Street, . lo CliiOl PHILADELPHIA, PA. These Pnmns can be ordered of tlie Mann. icturer, ,or F. Mortimer & Co., Kw Jiloonitlold. ESTEY'H'.: r 1 UEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches A una Hiiimay ncnoois. organs and Melodeons ft s.il on monthly instalments. r i. HKucji. No. 18 North Seventh St., ' UUt PHILADELPHIA. Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found the best In use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. - It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. ttS-For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Hloomileld, Pa. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold ! rpHIS Is what everybody who has used it says of XEKttHTlI'S LIUIMEST. For Rheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief and effect a permanent cure in a short time. It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, Hruises and Burns, and not only trlviiiK prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. All who have tried it, say no family should be without it, for it is worth its weight in U Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317 3- For sale by F. Mortimer & Co. JiEXNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPOXCE CO. No. Mil CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOlt ALL UPHOLSTEKY PURPOSES. It Is cheapur than vkatiikuh or hair, nnd much superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic material known FOlt MATTUESSES. PILLOWS, CAltltlAGE, r . CAU, AND CHAIIt CUSHIONS. It Is liidestrnctablo.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is unequaled.as if soiled It Iseasily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Persons are requested to examine tin Cushion Hjionge al the uilce oj the company, Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET, Hardware, cCc. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX,: g'J WHOLESALE ' HARDWARE HOUSE, , N. C25 Market Street, Philadelphia. DRY COODS HdSIERY &. NOTIONS John Kharfner, Jr. E. 8. Zieglcr. Thco. ltumel SHAFFNEIi, ZIEGLEK&CO., Successors to SHAFFNEK, ZIEGLEK & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BANCROFT & COT, Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &e., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, x (Above Fourth, North Side,) IMiiladclphia. TOBACCO SECARS AC. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Hemphill & Chandler, DGALEHS IN Tobacco, Scgars, Ca, No. 222 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. - A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor N a vv, always on hand. i 32 lylO W. 5. METCALFE, WITH James Russcl & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars, No. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. SSf Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 22 ly Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Cajts. F. D. Miller. T. Kickert. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., BUCCESSOltS TO GRAYBILL & NEAVCOMElt, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in HATS,CAPS,FURS, STIMW'GOODS, &c., Ho. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AND S 1 1 VL - Gr oods, 153.NORTH THIRD BTREET, 3 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. nud C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JUADBUltV'S AND OTHER 1 I A W O H . laylor & IMrley's and E. P. Needliam t Son's AND MELODEONS. wm. a. rzciiii, General Wholesale Apenl, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA "The Rod Horsa Powders" IJUIli: 1SEST rOWDEUS in the World for houses, CATTLE, hogs, or poultry. They will not only prevent, but w ill Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse 1 owders In use. Try them. For Hale by HtoresanU DriiKKWts generally, and by V, Moutiiieu, New Hloomileld, l'a. 3aitf January 1, 1609. GROCERS Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, OommisNioii lerelinnts, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED T0BACC0St$EGABSt &5 No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lWltf one, but tm '! I'; . her ono,ai.-i !. i... you hurt y ' dent." "li.nv : : wood." "OV dent in it r. itt: i had a cont '..,. . . . ((noted lar 'y U .m mans. . so, I kuov. ;!:., ho learnc 1 ii ,: ism." jgeriT A I. :, ;,. a lawyer i t hi-- . , time, ther' u.r. . him to exclni'i. as hot as i :i - c- :' my lord, ii ii i - t A cl..-!-.-..- place in tl .; ; nq slip of pa' r v I i I. vey the fi -w : tion : "A i .i .hi . desires the "'? the sen ten ri i and he read. A i. wife, desire- I being cxtroiiicl;, iU tation was la !1 it; three phy.-.iciniK. ! and abate tli.' tl said he, ' 1 will i your hands ; yen t:. will abate the tti)i A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glelni. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., "Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NOKTH FIFTH STREET, PIIIIiADKIiPIIIA. . 32310 GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. AVholesalo Dealers in FISH, Cheese AND IPi'OA'isions, 114 South Delaware Avennc, Below Chestnnt St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collius, (Jcddcs & Co's Cnuncd Fruits. lfMltf S. IS. TAYI.OIS, WITH WAINWRIGIIT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwoou. ISA AO AY. Hanck ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Coniiiilssiou ?Iereliauts, A.sn AVholesalo Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt No. 210 North Wharves, above Itace Street, 3 40 6ms PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NHWLIN, Wholesale Caroeers, AND C O M M I S S I O N M E 11 C II A N T S No. 120 AHCII STREET, , Philadelphia. T The sale ol Ei5s, Seeds, Grain and Wool, a specialty. - l'least send fur a Circular. 4 138 TE11S. mid wife not wife is num- cs for nothing. 'in, how did Ouly an acci 1 it chopping yoa undo a 'Just so." ! a mcthodist h the former -tie to the Ro ' jr, " Paul says ivays thought iward Calvan- one day visited which, at the lire, which led your office is it should be .ke my bread." iiidiug in his ice handed a (tended to con u the congrcga sea, his wife church." But !y punctuated, ' to see :, his the church." i ctcd to drinking . ' i fever, a consui- i.' ;icd-chamber by w i" cure the fever ' " (lentlemen." i: l.'ilf the trouble off V he fever, and I in v self." 8" Allow mo," .-:.;! an American host, in his uio4 pcrsunriivo tones, to a iriend dining witli him, " allow me to help you to a piece of Washington pie." "Sir," replied the gentleman oratorio- . . ally, waving his napkin, " George Wash ington was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen. I admire him for his purity, his piety, and his patriotism, hut I detest his pies." " Mamma said a child one Sun day evening, after having sat still in the house all day, " have I honored you to day?" " I don't know. Why do you ask V Because the Bible says, " Honor thy father aud mother, that thy days may be long; and this has been, oh, tho longest day I ever saw." JEST" Mamma. " How dare you slap your sister, Gcorgo ?" George. " She kicked me when my back was turned, and hurtcd me very much, I can tell you ?" Mamma. Where did she hurt you 1" George " Well, I can't azactly say where, because because my back was turned, and I was looking another way !" BSTln the year 1580, tho young Con stable of Castilo was sent by his sover eign to felicitate I'ope Sixtus V., on liia exaltation to the papal throne. The pon tiff, displeased that so young an ambassa dor had been deputed to him, could not help saying, "And well, sir, did your master waut men, by sending mo an am bassador without a heard ?" " If my sovereign had thought," replied the proud young Spaniard, " that merit consisted in a beard, he would have sent you a buck goat and not a gentleman as I am." DSF A new Bedford paper says that one Saturday evening recently, a lady who lives near a church in that city, was sitting by the window listening to tho crickets, which were loudly chirping, the musio from the choir rehearsal being faintly audible, when a gentleman drop ped in familiarly who had just passed tho church aud had the musio full in his mind. l What a noire they are making to night!" said he. " Yes replied tho lady, " and it is said they do it with their hind legs !" A story is related of a hoy who was watching his school-fellows as they snow-balled an old gentleman's windows. Tho old gentleman rushed out of his house determined if possible to inflict somo so. vcre corporeal punishment on the offen der, saying, when he caught tho boy, "Now, you rnfeal, I'll thrash you within an inch of your life 1" Accordingly, he be- ( gan to beat him, when tho boy immcdi atcly commenced laughing, and continuod until the old gentleman stopped beating him, with tho exclamation : " Boy, what are you laughing nt?" "Well," Eaid tho boy, " I'm laughing because you are nw -fully sold j I ain't the boy !"