Philadelphia Advertisements. 1 . BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL IMPISH, No. 430, Market Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 31 CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Pnpor, Afcfig-w, Sct5., Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA, S- Paper ar-y Size, Weight, Color and Quality, wade to order, at short notice. 101y4l SOWER, BARNES & POTTS, Sooksellcrs & Stationers, Aim ueaiers m CURTAIN AND WALLPAPERS, Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. llllllluliul'(l ,,f U.Jfwlnlial XrA.. 1 1 llnuika' A fit hmiit i.n A u l.,n....tt.. ... fJie United States, Felton's Outline Maps, c BLASK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 3H LOCIIMAN'S Writing- JTliiicl ! TllES FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, M ami IM Holfl nt mtmli lnuo iirliia Tlu. VUl ue refunded to those buying It, if it does not love.Rutirely satisfactory. f 03L.Fur Sale bv V. Miirt.llnar IMaiw lllruunHnl.l MILLER He ELDER, Sole Agents, 30 Market Street. 31 rhlladeluhia. Glass and Queenswarc, . L. Kjujb J. E. Freymirb. KAUB & FRYMIRE, Importers and Jobbers of ii i ii it , r 1 a s s AND QUEENSWA11E, l and 302, Cherry St., between Areh & Race, PHILADELPHIA. XT Constantly on liand, Original Assorted cknges. 3. 0. ly 10 MISCELLANEOUS. I'UMPS I PUMPS ! KOlt PUKE WATKH, USE TIIK CELEBRATED (!l'UMIIEK I'UJIP Made of wild Cucumber wood, en thely taxtrlrHs, durable, and rt'llnUe : the good old-fashioned wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore perfect and nccuralo In nil its parts, i raising an equal amount of water, and costing less than half the money. Easily ananged so as to be uoii freezing, and in construction sosim lile that n one can put it up and keep it in reiiair. Aflev tlinriuiirli I trial It Is acknowledged the Best and Cheapest. I CHARLES G. ULATCHI.EY, MANUFACTURER. -Oltlee and Ware-room, Nos. anil liL'ti l'lllwit Ktvci.t '! PHILADELPHIA. PA. "These Pumps can be ordered of the Maim. icr, or i. iuorumer & Co., New Hloonitield. E S T E Y ' M EAT INIH'CEMI'NTH n' ..I in (linv.ili.ia ind Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons uii laiiiuuiy iiisiuinicnls. r.. ii. limine. No. 18 Kurth Hnv.nfli ttt I PHILADELPHIA, ljc . Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. John Lucas & Co., Solo and . THIS ONLY' MANUFACTURERS OF TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Puro White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.. Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes tt worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. SAVES LABOR ! Saves Time ! SAVES MOSEY ! -yyAINHIUHT & CD'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving In wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. a.For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld, Ta. 317 Worth its Weight in Gold ! rrttllS Is what everybody who has used it says of tfESJIITM'S LIXUIEXT. For Rheumatic Pains It will give instant relief and effect a permanent cure in a short time. It Is also the best remedy hi the World for Cuts, Sprains, Bruises and Hums, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any scar. All who have tried it, say no family should be without it, for It is worth its weight In . Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 317 S For sale by F. Mortimer & Co. PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STltEET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOH ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic material known FOll MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, wli , CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It Is liidestriictablo.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick Is uuequaled.as if soiled it Iseasily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Persons are reiuested to examine Vie Cushion Sjionte at tie office a the comwmi, Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET, Hardware, 0c. LLOTD, SUPPLEE, & WALT05,:;fl WHOLESALE hardware house, No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia. imcs, " New Bloomficto, Pa. Philadelphia Advertisements. DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zlegler. Theo. Runiel SlIAFFNER, ZIEGLER&CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, " PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. BARCROFT & COT , Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. F. D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. II. Miller. MILLER, RICKERT & CO., SUCCESSORS TO GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER, Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in HATS, CAPS, FURS, STRAW-GOODS, &e., No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 U lylO W. F. KOIILER, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Straw - Gr ood 153;NORTU THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, J23 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JgRADBURY'S AND OTHER I I A W O H . lay lor it fXtrley't und E. P. Needham & Son's OEaANS AND MELODEONS. WM. Q. FISCHER, General Wholesale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA " Tho Red Horse Powders" T HE P.EST POWDERS lu tho World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases, and are tho Cheapest, as well as the best Horse Powders in use. Try them. For sale by stores and Druggists generally, and by F. Mohtimeu, New liloomiield, Pa, 335tf WHOLESALE ftHUJ'" It U1 1J GROCERS Jauory 1, 1809. Philadelphia Advertisements. TOBACCO SECARS AC. WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Hemphill V Chandler, DEALEKS IN . Tobacco, Scgars, &c.9 No. 222 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. " A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na vy, always on hand. 4 32 lylu W. B. METCALFE, WITH James llnssel & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars, Xo. 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. 3 Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y TnoMAS Robb. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Jlerehants, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACT URED TOBACCO$t$EGftnSt&C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1041tf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S. Gleini Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesalb Dealers in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 32310 CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. C. P. KNIGHT & ISHO'S. Wholesale Dealers in FISH, Olieese AND Provisions, 114 South Delaware Avenne, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, decides & Co's Canned Fruits. 1041tf S. It. TAYLOR, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. VH0LESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa V. A. ATWOOD. Isaao W. Ranch. ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Commission 3erehans, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt J? I S I-I , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 6lll PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NCWLIN, Wholesale Grocers, AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS Ko. 120 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool, a specialty. Mf Pleas send for a Circular. 4 131 'HUMOROUS ITEMS. ASS?- A dull judge in Rrooklvn has ob tained the uicknauio of old Neccxxity because nvccssitg l-notrs no law. tteayA Mississippi negro worked on shares but got " nuffin," " because," said he " I worked for do seventh, and we only made do fifth crop short. JfJ A correspondent asks if the sent of war is cushioned. If it is not, it ought to be, for it is not a very soft scat at any time. BSaF " Miss Drown. I have been to learn to tell fortunes." said a voun? fal low to a brisk brunette ; " just give me your hand if you please." "La! Mr. White, how sudden you are. Well go ask pa." JSST" Mrs. Partington says, that if she should be cast away, she would nrefor meeting with the catastrophe in the ''Day oi xjisciiits , ior tnen she should have something to live on. AST" An Editor, duunintr dclinminnt subscribers says he has responsibilities which lie is obliged to meat. How many responsibilities and whether boys or girls he docs not say. JJiSF- A " boy of tho Emerald Isle," who was appointed census taker in Illi nois, has sent in his report to the effect that ivery mother's son nv them towld me his name was Nichtsverstay, and that he was neiri years of age." JG An Irish tailor made a customer's coat and vest too small, and was ordered to take them home and let them out. Some days after, the gentlemen was told that his garments happened to fit a countryman of his, and he had let them out at a shilling u week. J! In Iowa a merchant sent a dunning letter to a man, who replied by return mail : " You say you are holding my note yet. That is all right perfectly right Just keep holding on to it, and if you find your hands slipping, spit on them and try again. Yours affectionately. f2c Two friends, some years mar ried and widely separated, lately exchang ed telegrams, thus : " To . All well We have two pairs of twins. How is that for high?" "To . Wo have three little girls. Three of a kind beats two pairs!" J8 A woman, over 80 years of age went into one of the dental establishments in Hartford, Conn., to have a set of teeth repaired, and gave as a reason for being particular about the work, that though she did not expect to live long, sho de sired to have her corpse look as well h9 possible. BS?" Seeing a great crowd gathered in the street, a gentleman, meeting a boy, said to him : " Is there anything goin on V " Yes, sir," was the ready reply. " There's two things goin' on ; you're goin' on, and I'm goin' on." A travelling insurance nirent has been explaining to a western pioneer the advantage of an insurance policy. Path finder mused a moment in grave silence and then said : " Seo here, mister, have lived out in this country now twenty-five years, and I have bucked agin most all tho games they've started, but darn me of I want to play a game where you have to die to beat the bank." During a revival in a country town the minister officiating approached a young man with the question : " My young friend, have you prayed for the salvation of your soul ?" "No, sir," ans wered tho youth, with a penitent tone. " Do you not desiro to offer thauks for the mercies you have received by divine favor ?" " Yes; but I don't know how," hesitatingly answered tho youth. " Dut you can repeat the publican's prayer, "No, sir," was tho emphatic response; " I'm a Democrat, and d n tho Repub licans." BSy A green looking chap from the Oreen Mountain State, went over tho line, and onto Montreal, "to look u round a leettlo." Going into a large and handsome- dry-good house, his verdancy at tacked the attention of the proprietor who attempted to quiz hiin,but having an impediment in his speech, ho had to'givo it up, and his clerk cauio forward to speak for him. lie begun " Mr. Dull wishes to know if you can tell him why Ruluum's ass spoke." "Wall," said Jonathan, " I rather guess as how Dalaam was a stuterin' man, and his ass had to speak for him.