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KEPA IHINO of all kinds neatly and prompt ly done. A cull Is solicited. SAMUEL SMITH. 3 III DON'T know whether you will X suit nio or not," said Miss Towers, reflcetiiifrly. " I will (i i my best, ma'am," said littlo 1'ceky. " Any objections to tho country 1" Jde uianded Miss Towers, in a brusuqe, busi-ncfs-likc way. "No, ma'am." " I never have kept a cirl before," said Jliss Towers, pravely, "but my brother is coming lionio this sumnier, nnd I don't want to be obliged to be in the kitchen the whole time. Where huvo you lived last?" 15ccky Ilarland grew pink all over. " I have never lived out before, ma'am, but my uncle died suddenly, nnd there is no more than enough left to support my aunt, so I'm going to try to support myself." " Very right and proper," said Miss Towers. " Well, Kcbecca, I will try you at all events. Hx dollars a month is very moderate wages, and although you don't look real stout, yet I think I can make you very useful about the house." Ho Miss Towers took Ilccky Ilarland back with her to the old stone farm house in the llousatonic Valley; and Eecky Avas never tired of helping Miss lowers strain tho milk, and work over tho butter, and gather pink honeysuckles, and feed the little downy turkeys. And the roses in her checks grew deeper, and the velvet bloom of her lips seemed to catch the scarlet of tho Avood strawber ries, and Miss Towers declared, with an admiring glance at her little " help" that " she didn't look like tho same child she was before." Meanwhile the preparations for Miss Tower's brother went briskly on. " 1 11 make up a lot ot cocoanut pound cake," Miss Towers said, with the recipe book in her nana, "ihats what he used to bo desprit fond of Avhca he a boy." " rerhaps his. tastes may have chang ed," said Jecky, who was rubbing the old mahogany furniture Avith a waxed cloth, at the other fend ot the room." " 1 don t know about that," said Miss Towers, Avith a troubled air. " I havn't seen him since 1" " Not seen him since ho was a boy !" echoed Becky, with open blue eyes. Well, it does sound strange, don t it?" said Miss Towers; but you boo he went away from homo when he was fif teen, and he's been out in tho world ever since ?" " Is he a very old gentleman. Miss Towers V innocently questioned Hebocca, as sho rubbed away at the claw foot of the antique pier table. " Old !,j uttered Miss Towers, uplifting both hands in amazement. "Why, he's ever so much younger than I am." " Is lie i" asked JJecky. " Why, I've been fancying him, all along, an old gen tleman in a wig and cane." Miss Towers burst out into a fit of hearty laughter. "Well, if that don't boat all?" she cried, Aviping the tears from under her spectacle glasses. ijut alter all, to a stranger that don't know the family sto ry, it might very easily appear so, You see, child, my mother was a Avidow when she married fur tho second time, and dear heart alive, what does ail that little turkey chick, queaking like n, possessed creature i kun, Kebccca, and see. I'm afraid tho old speckled hen has broken her string, and it is Avorryinc: it." was T, 1 ... .1 . ., , . jeuccca was sitting in tno twilight on the door step that cvenintr, one cheek resting on her hand, and her eyes dream ily bxed on the Jar off Avail of woods, growing purple in the coining dusk. Miss lowers had gone to carry a basket of her ripest Wilson strawberries to a sick neighbor, am Becky was alone inking over her past, and pondering vaguely on tier luture. " How strange it seems that I should be here," sho thought, " when it is hard ly a year since I Avas the gayest littlo but terfly in any city ball room. The ech oes of thoso old waltzes and gallops come back to mo sometimes, when I am just falling asleep Avith moonlight on my face, and tho maple leaves rustling softly at my open easement ; and yofcffl u far hap pier here. That is, I should be, if I could only forget ono thing. I wonder what gins want to dc so httul and capri cious for ? Oh, dear," and Becky's bluo eyes swam with tears as she remembered the handsome lover who had been so truo and faithful, and constant, until her own coquetry had driven him away from her side. " I would like bo to know what Colonel Falconer is doing now, and wheth er he is married yet, and if ho ever thinks of me. I would write to him if I wcro tho petted heiress still; but as littlo Becky, who docs housework for hor daily bread ah, never, never 1" And Becky, anxious to cscapo from her own haunting thoughts, jumped up and ran across the dewy meadow to meet Miss Towers, whoso tall, angukr figure was just coining in sight round the curve of the maple swamp. " Bless and save the child 1" cried Miss Towers. " hy, llcbecca, you ain't afraid ?" j " No ys I don't know. Let n.f carry your basket, please. " llcbecca, cried tho old lady, next morning, as she drove tho shaggy little pony into the door yard, returning from the village post office, " I ve got a letter 1 lie's coming to-night." "Is he?" said tho girl, smiling be cause Miss Towers' face was so radiant. " Then I'd better run out in the garden and gather a fresh lot of strawberries be fore the sun gets any higher." " Yes, run along ; and remember, Ke bccca, all that I have told you about sit ting quiet and never disturb him when he wants to write, and speaking very low, and keeping out of his way, except when you are wanted, for ho has just come from England whero they are very particular about servants. " Yes, ma'am I will remember," sho made answer, meekly, and folded ud Miss Towers' lartro black shawl, while that lady hurried out into the kitchen to see whether the fire was in proper condition for tho baking ot diver and sundry savo ry compounds designed to tempt the ap petite of tho expected guest. "lAvishhe wasn't coming!" thought our Becky. " We hav6 been so happy together all tho summer, and now " " But Miss Towers' voice shrilly call ing to Becky to come and stone raisins for her, interrupted the discontented frag ment of a reverie into which she had fallen. Miss Towers was arrayed like unto lilies of the field in her new steel-colored silk dress our similie applies to the gen eral gorgeousncss of the apparel, not its color merely and Avhite satin ribons in her cap, Avhen the stage rumbled into sight round the corner of the fence, where a huge willow waved its green ban ner, shutting off all outside view beyond its streaming boughs. Littlo Becky Ilarland, who had been on tho qni vioe at the garret window, came flying down 6tairs like a thistledown blown by tho summer breeze. "Oh, Miss lowers! Miss lowers! there is a gentleman all alone on the back seat of the stace, and I am sure it must be Mr. Towers!" " Mr. Towers I" repeated tho old lady, with an accent almost ot irritation " Why llcbecca, 1 ni sure Lve told you that his name isu t lowers; it is But here she broke short oil, hurry ing to tho front door to greet the new comer, while Becky, in an accountable fit of shyness, shrank back into the corner and looked up to the picture of Until and Naomi that hung over mantlenieco " I wish he hadn't coino ! I wish he hadn't come !" repeated Becky over and over to hcrcclf. " V c were so happy belorc ! And then remembering Miss Towers judicious advice as to keeping out of the way except Avhen she was wanted, Becky turned to escape out among hor friends the downy chickens, at the south door; but to her infinito discomfiture, just as sho opened the door, Miss 'Towers' steel colored silk rustled up to the thresh hold with a tall, stately figure by her side, and poor little Becky came face to face Avith them, her cheeks dyed scarlet, and her rod-brown hair dishevelled by her haste yet looking wonderful pretty withal. "llebecca! slowly enunciated iAIkss Towers, in an accent betokening a sort of mild displeasure. But her tall companion, a man of about thirty-five, with dark urcy eyes, hair less I havo lost all my old arts of per suasion," domurcly added Col. Falconer. " But," cried Miss Towers, why did not you tell me, llebecca ?" " Because, Miss Towers?" answered Becky, " I never dreamed for an instant that your brother's name was anything but Towers, or that Colonel Falconer could by any possibility be related to you !" " Well," cried Miss Towers, " if this don't beat all that I ever heard of that Maurice ralconer should dear me there goes the kettle boiling over in the back kitchen 1 And away went Miss lowers, every housewifely instinct in her bosom roused by the sibilant sounds ot the escaping clouds of vapor. Avhen she came back it is but just to state that she stopped to take the two pans of buttermilk biscuit out of the oven and to reach down sundry tumblers of amber jelly from the top shelf of the cupboard Col. ralconer and Jsccky Ilarland Avcre snug and confidential on the front porch. Becky blushed a little when Miss Towers came out, but she did not withdraw her hand from Maurice Falconer's. " Well," said the lady, after a single keen glance through the gold spectacles, " I s'pose I shall lose my hired help." " Yes; but then, sister Eunice," said the Colonel, " I shall gain such a sweet littlo wife." " Is it really so ?" said Miss Towers. "Yes, it is really so," laughed Becky. But oh, Miss Towers, shall never in all my life forget how kind you have been to me. And she stole to Miss Towers and kissed her withered cheeks so fondly that the old lady had to wink hard to keep back tho tears. " Well, well, go along '." quoth tho old ady, " I don t know that 1 blame you Rebecca, or Maurice cither. iioun folks will bo youns; folks." And she very sensibly went bact to finish getting tea. A Funny Incident. A T the Albany Museum, some years r since, wax figures Avcre in vogue. On the Fourth of July, 18;2, a patri otic addition to the show being desired, Chas. Salisbury, a comical genius, notori ous for practical jokes, was chosen to rep resent George Yvashington, and of course was dressed in the traditional costume.- The doors had just been opened for the evening performance, and visitors had commenced thronging the curiosity rooms when a mischievous idea struck Mr Salisbury, who, Opening the door of one of the Avax work cases, unobserved, took a position among the figures, and tried to look as immovable as possible. A coun tryman, and his wife and daughter, a young miss of eighteen, Avfcre tho first who entered. As the young lady ap proached Washington, he bestowed on her a most unfatherly wink. "Good gracious, ma," exclaimed she, "that figure of Washington winked at Female Patriotism; 1 A GOOD lady wc knew her when jLJL sho had grown old in I no, lived on the seaboard, about a day's march from Boston, whero the British army then was. By some unaccountable acei dent, a rumor was spread in town nhd country, that the regulars were on a full march for that place, and would probably arrive in three hours. This Avas after the battle of Lexing ton, and all, as might be supposed, at; in sad confusion; some were boiling with rage, and full of fight ; some, iu fear and confusion, wcro hiding their treasf ures ; and others flying for life. In thif wild moment, Avhen most people, in some way or other, were frightened from their property, our heroine, who had two sons, one about 19 years, the other about 10. was seen by our informant preparing to discharge them to their duty. Tho eldest she Avas ablo to equip in fine style ; she took her husbands fowl ing piece made for a duck or plover, (the good man being absent on a coasting voy age to Virginia,) and with it the powder horn and shot-bag. But the lad think ing the duck and goose shot not quite the size to kill regulars, his mother took a chisel, cut up her pewter f-poons, ham mered them into slugs, and putthein into bag, and he set oft in great earnest, but thought he would call one moment and see the parson, who said ' Well done, my brave boy ! God preserve you ! and on he went in the way of his duty. ' The youngest was importunate for. his equipments, but his mother could land nothing to arm him with, but a rusty out sword. Tho boy seemed rather unwilling to risk himself with this alone, but lin gered in the street in a state of hesita tion, when his mother thus upbraided him: ' You John II , what wiil your father say, if he hears that a child of his is afraid to meet the British ? Go along beg or borrow a gun, or you Avllt find one, child; some coward will be run ning away, I dare say; then take his gun and march forward; and if you come back, and I hear you haA-o not behaved yourself like a man, I shall carry the blush of shamo on my face to tho grave.' She shut the door, wiped the tear from her eyo, and awaited the issue. The boy joined the march." me. black as raven's wing, and a face which if not handsome, bore tho exquisite out lines of refinement, had hastily passed her, and entered tho room. " Becky ! my darling Becky !" " Colonel Falconer !" Avas all tho girl could gasp, so totally bewildered was she. "Bless my soul !" ejaculated- Miss Towers, rubbing her spectacles as if sho Avould wear a hole in the crystal lenses ; "how ever did Bebccca get acquainted Avith my brother?" " 1 was engaged to be married to him once, Miss Towers," said Becky, coloring and smiling for there Avas something in Colonel Falcouor's eyes that told her all tho past was iu a fair way to bo forgiv en. " Aud she will bo again, Eunice, uu- " Nonsense, child," exclaimed her ma, " you are so conceited you think every body is in love with you." But at this moment she was almost snecchless herself, for tho venerable Washington had applied his fingers to his nose in a very suggestive manner. '' O, "William," sho exclaimed, grasp ing her husband s arm, "look at that. " What is it ?" asked William ; " why I believe you women folks are crazy." At this moment General Washington struck a belligerent attitude, and uttered a terrific veil. In an instant the whole party tumbled down stairs pell mcll. and related the wonderful story, while Wash ington quietly clipped off to his dressing room, laughing in his sleeve at tho joke he had practiced. A Musical Fright. A few weeks since the Alleghcniaiis, Vocalists, and the Swiss Boll Ringers, through their agent, I). G. Waldon, Esq., secured tho Methodist church in a West ern town, fur the purpose- of giving tin first concert of the kind ever advertised in tho place. While the troupe Avore singing that descriptive quartette " The Ship on Fire," and as usual tho tenor makes the vcntrilonuil cry of fire ! fire ! fire! the old sexton ot tho church seized tho bell rope, hanging down in the sing ing seats, and pulled away with might and main men, women, and children screamed fire ! alarmed the whole neigh borhood, and it was a full half hour be fore quiet was restored. This little inci dent, says a Western paper, has adver tised tho Alleghcnians everywhere, and nightly they uio called upon to repeat this distinguished quartette, Avhich tho old sexton wished to extinguish. Anecdote of Daniel Webster. riIlE London Sun contains a pleasant I sketch of Daniel Webster, which concludes with the following amusing an ecdote of this distinguished , orator and statesman : Mr. Webster, just before Lafayette's last visit to America, formed ono in a fishing party in Massachusetts Bay. Ho had been selected to deliver the welcom ing speech to the Frenchman on his ap-. proaching visit, and during his occupa tion of hauling up cod-fish and tautog, he was observed to be very abstracted. It appeared afterwards that he must have been studying that part of his speech, in which he afterwards addressed Layfay ettc, for a gentleman Avho was fishinu next to him observed him pulling in hi. line, hand over hand, with some difficul ty, as it a large fish Avas hooked, yet with out exhibiting any satisfaction on his face at having captured a prize. At length the fish was seen approaching the surface, and gleaming through tho green waters, like a lively bladder of quicksil ver ; still Webster's J'uco gave no smil ing welcome ; but just as the fish came to the surface, he burst out with, " Ven erable man : the representative ot the two hemispheres, welcome to our shores !" nnd down flopped the monster cod on the deck. A Fish Story. We met a boy on the street recently, and without the ceremony of asking our name, he exclaimed ; ' " You just orter be down to the river a while ago !" " W hy V we inquired. " Because a nigger was in tliero swim ming, and a big cat-fish came up behind him and swallowed both of li is feet and went swimming along on top of the water with him, and they camo up behind an other big fish, and the nigger swallow two fish ed his tail, and the nigger and went swimming about!" " Well, then, what?" wo asked. " Why, after a Avhile tho nigger swal lowed his fish, and the other fish swallow ed tho nigger, and that's tho last I saw of them." " Sonny," said we, with feelings of alarm for tho boy, " you aro in a fair way to beoome tho editor of apaper;" and we left him."