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Philadelphia. Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia .Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
l)c mcs, Nero Bloomftcluv )a.
BOOKSELLERS A. STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooItseller ami ftl-utioiiers,
I1LANJC JJOOK MANUFACTU11EHS,
And Dealers lit
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPIME,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CIIAltLES MAUAHGli & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in .
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
I'll I LAD EL I'll I Ay 1'A.
V. Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at .short notice. lulyll
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Bookseller & ftialioncrs,
And Dealers m
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
m. Publishers ot Sanders' New Headers, and
Itronks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol
tile-United States, Eeltou's Outline Maps, &e.
1ILA3TK ISOOKS
. Always on hand, and niado to Order. 31t
IOCIOIAS'S
millS FLUID Is warranted EOITAI. to Aunomi's.
1 and is sold at inncu ii'-u oi-iii. Tim ihmih.v
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does no
prove euurciy suusiacioiy.
A. For sale by Mortimer, New liloomlleld. '
MlLLElt & ELI) EH,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
33031 Philadelphia.
Glass ami Queenstvare.
A. L. KAUB J..E. FllEYMIHE
KAUK & FItYMIItE,
IMI'OIITBUS AND JOBUEHfl OF
C ll i 1L a , O- 1 ti ss
AND
QUEEN SAV AllE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between. Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. . ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
TUMPS !
PUMPS t
FOR PUKE WATER, USE
TUE CELIUMIATED
crcrMBKit pump
Made ot wild Cucumber wood, em
tireiy laxu-w, annuiie, ana ridirme;
t.ht iriuwl ulil.f.i m) id Until W(,(mIi i mi.
made by machinery, and therefore
n 1 1, irii,:ci aim uccuiiiiu in hu us pal I
im' .A I'uwimr 11 wiin.il iiiitiimir nl ii'.it..
l-wi ' uiiu uusuhk ie!uiuiin;ui me money.
lift 1 Fi" i trmivln .!? l ,...
Jl U '" 1 - i t 'IU 1" 1II.1UI.WIIIIDWIII1II-
'l . ' U 'i l 1" "PW fcHl. lu .1 Uj'MWC
W I , i L u in repair. After thorough
iT, i f i J trial it Is acknowledged the
:f .h d-. pi
ucit auu viicauesiin
CHARLES J. BLATC1ILKY,
MANUtfACTUBBK.
VS. OHlce nnd Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and B2B FHHert Street, ' .
415 6mfi IPHILADELPMIA, PA.
These Pumps can be ordered.'of the Manu
acturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New lUoomneld.
ESTEY 9S.
Cottage Orgriiis,
CI HEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
X and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeous
for sal on luonihly instalments.
E. M. ItULCK,
No. 18 North Seventh St.,
Hltt PHILADELPHIA.
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DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
or TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White Lead an el Color
MAKUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 (Bid 143 North Fourth Sit,
Philadelphia.
' SIDDALL & MARK LEY,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,.
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthing connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler in
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.'
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. .
SAVES .AISOIt !
Saves Time !
SAVES !
AINRIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done Willi half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
3. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Iilooiulield, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
T
HIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
XESJIITII'S LOIJIEXT.
For ltlieuniatic Pains It will give instant relief
and eliecta permanent curtt in a short time.
It Is also tne best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Snriiins. Iti'iiwi.s ilihI kiiriw un.i tw.t ..i,ur ..inii...
prompt relief from pain, .but heals without leaving
.mj ;iv.,n, .m, ivmi ililVU- II icu it, siiy NO FAMILY
should be without it, for H is worth its weight in
gold.
W"i-Trya.bottleof it!. No cure, No. Pay. 317
VS. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than featheus or iiaiu, and much
superior, beiuK the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOR ' MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itlslndestructable.free from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uueimaled.as if soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
I'ermn are requested to examine the Cushion
Sponye at the ojjive oj the comimny,
Feb 8tf i -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREETj
Hardware, cc,
LLOYD, SUITLEE, , &. WALTON,
.
WHOLESALE.
IIAIIDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
loci I
DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
John ShafTncr, Jr. E, 8. Zlcglcr. Thco. llumel
SHAFFNER, ZIEULER & CO.,
Huccessors to
SIIAFFNEH. ZIEGLEH & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
;iove.
Itlhbons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every varUity of
TRIMMINGS
AFANCY GOODS,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
. PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
barcroitt" & CO.,
Importers und Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MAltKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Ifoots, SJtocHf Hats and Ca2s,
F. D. Miller. T. ltlckert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSOK3 TO
GHAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STl&AW-tjOOlXS, &e.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOHI.EK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
:S t r sti av - G- oods
. 153 NORTH TIIIRD STREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
n. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND ' SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
023 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADBURY'S AND OTHER
P I A X O H .
jaylor X- IWey's and E. P. Needham Son'$
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM, O. EISCIIEJt,
General Wwlemle Agent,
1018 Arch Street andl North .Eleventh Street,
3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA
" The Bed Horse Powders" '
AUK
T
HE BEST POWDERS In the World for
HORSES,.
CATTLE, .
hogs, .
or poultry:
They will nt only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores Mid
DniKBists generally, and by F. MounidKU, New
lilooinneld. Pa. 83otf
WHOLESALE
January 1, 16C9.
TOBACCO SECARS &.C.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill cV Chandler,
DEALE11S IX
Tobacco, Scgars, tic,
No. 23 MAltKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, PA,
i A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitoii Na
vy, always on iiuiid. 1 32 lylo
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
James llusscl X' Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xo. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merehaiils,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT URED
TOBACCOS, SEGARS.SC,
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S.Gloim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers iv
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.-
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
P. 1CXIGHT & JIEiO .S
Wholesale Dealers in
i; rsH,
Cheese
AND
J. l'OVLSIOllS,
114 South Pelaware Avenae,
' Below Chestnut St.,
1'IIILADELPIUA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Geddes & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
M. 18. TAlLOlt,
WITH
WAINWRIGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Ranch.
ATWOOD liAXCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled md Salt
F I S II ,
No. 210 Horth Wharves, above Race 8tret,
3 40 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, JA.
PATTERSON & NHWLIN,
Wholesale OrocerM,.
AND
COMMISSI O N M K It C II A N T S
No. 120 ARCH STREET.'
Ph iladelphia .
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty.
r Please send for a Circular, 4 138
JCfeiT" Can buy of our vouuz readers
solve the following problem? If three
cuts kill threo rats 1:1 three minutes, how
many cats will it take to killoue hundred
rats in one hundred minutes?
OsS- " Pnt. if Mr. Jonps
my return tell him that I will meet him
at two o'clock."
" Ay, tty, sir ; but what shall I tell him
f ho don't come '("
Ono of the sable orators of old
Virginia niado a good point when ho
said :
" De oyster cot more sense den snmn
folks, cause he kuows when to keep his
B6yOno of Disraeli's admirers, in
speaking about John Dri-rht, said : " You
ouutto give linn credit fur what he has
accomplished, as he is a self-made man."
"I know he is," retorted Mr. Tuiy-ht,
nti.l i,; 0 '
JG"" An elderly lad v. who insisted on
her minister trnvinr for rain liml !r n-.A.
bages cut by a hail storm, and 011 view
ing the wreck, remarked that she "nev
er knew him to undertake anything with
out overdoing the matter.
JCS3 A juryman was asked whether he
had been charged by the judge. ''Well,
sir' said he, " the little fellow that sits
up in the pulpit and , stares over the
crowd gave us a lecture but I don't know
whether he charges anything or not."
JBfS" " Sam, what do you suppose is
the reason that the sun goes towards the
South in the winter?"
" Well, I don't know, massa, unless ho
no stand the climate of the norf, and so
am 'bliged to go to the souf, where he
sperieuces warmer longitude."
JBS?" At one of the customary school
examinations an urchin was asked :
" What is the chief use of bread ?"
To which he replied, with an archness
that implied what. a simpleton you must
bo to ask such a- question, "To spread
butter on."
JBr Little Harry had just heard a ser
mon from the Words : "Blessed are the
1 ence-makers.
Being askod ou reaching home what the
text was, replied :
I can't tell exactly, but it was some-,
thing about ' those who make pieces- " ;
rtrsn-11 "nu : i
jwco juui uuiuiaiuig'uiergymail
preach the gospel, and is his conversation
and carriage consistent therewith?" was
a circular from a bishop to a church
warden of his -diocese. A veteran near
by replied,
" lie preaches the gospel, but does, not
keep a carriage." ' '
US?" During the late war, a young man
wrote his " sweetheart" thusly :
" My Deer Sary Au. I take my pen an
scat in hand to rite u a fu lines tu .let u
no that i am wel butt my horse has broak
his leg an' has a mity soar back an i hopo
when these fu lyues comes tu hand tha
will find yu iujoying the same blessin'."
fifS- A girl in California broke her
neck while resisting a young man a kitss.
This kind of foolishness always leads'-to
trouble. Just think what her impru
dence cost that girl ! . If she had stood
up to the rack and.- taken her fodder
bravely she might ha,vo been ; alive yet,
and saved her parents the price of a cem
etery ioD anu au expensive luneral.
It Chathan street, New York, . a
countryman was clamorously besieged by
a shop-keeper..
" Have youany fi'uc shirts ?". said tho
countryman.
"A splendid asortment. Step in sir.
Every ; price and style.. The ; cheapest
you can find, sir."
"Are they clean
" To be. sure, sir."
"Then," said ths countryman,'.- with
great gravity, " you had better put ono
on, for you aeed it.".
iAn Irishman who had hired out to
a farmer, undertook to " break" a frac
tious colt. After a good deal of coaxing
h managed to get astride the " basto ;"
but the animal '.not relishing tho joke,
commenced to kick and rear in an awful
manner, until it caught ita hind foot in
the stirrup, whk-h, as yet, was not occu
pied by the Irishman's brogan. " Och !
an by the Lowly. St. Patrick," exclaimed
Barney, addressing the colt, "efy's
want to. get on,.. I'll bo after gettiu' off!"
and, suiting tho action to. the wortl, ho
dismounted.