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Philadelphia A d vertisenients.
Gtljc imc0, Ncm BloomftcuX JjJo,
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and .Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES 31 AG AUG E & CO.,
Wholcsalo Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
a- Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. Iuly41
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers & Stationers,
And Dealers in
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
TO. Publishers or Sanders' New Headers, and
Broom' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
tho United States, Felton's Outline Alans, &c.
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
HIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Aiinoi.d's,
and is sold at 11111111 i.w ii-i..
will bo refunded in those buying it, if it does not
prove entirely sut.s.uctory.
a-i'or saie uy V. iMorumer, New Blooinlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
4ao Market Street,
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. KaCB. J. E. FliBYMIKE.
IA3JR & Fl&YmitE,
IMI'OKTEIIS and Jobueus OP
0 1iiis.fi, O 1 si w &
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
H7" Constantly on hand. Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
Toil PURE WATER, USE
Made of wild Cucunihur wood, en
tirely tuxW'-xx, durable, and rcliaJile;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate in all its parts,
rawing an equal amount of water,
and costing less than half the money,
busily arranged so as to be noil
freezing, and in construction sosun
ple thai an; onfe van Put it tip and
keep It in repair. Afler thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES G. BLATOIILEY,
TO. Oftlco and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and filifi Filbert Street,
UOnifi PHILADELPHIA, PA.
n These Pumns can be ordered of the Mmm.
icturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Bloonilieid.
JMREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
IJT and Sunday Schools. Organs and Mulodeons
or saie on mommy instalments.
No. 18 North Seventh St.,
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
White Leatl and Color
31 Ay UFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
AND DEALERS IN
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
A FULL STOCK of cverthing connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables lis to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LAISOSK !
Saves Time !
AINRICIIT & CO'S
Will be found the best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half tho labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
TO- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Blooinlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rrmiS Is what everybody who has used It says of
For Rheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief
and ellect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also tne best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and nut only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
TO- Try a bottle of It! No cure, No Pay. 317
ft it. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
A Substitute fof Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY 1'URPOSES.
Itls cheaper than feathers or iiaik, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is Indestructalile.frce from dust, nerl'cctlv nlnun
and for the sick is unequaled.as if soiled it i'seasily
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Permns are requested to examine Vie Cushion
ajjonye ui the oywe oj me comjianu.
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
LLOiD, SUPPLEE, fi WALT0X,
No. 625 Market Street,
DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS
John Shaffncr, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Theo. Rumel
S1LAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
TUBE ADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BANCROFT & CO.,
Importers aud Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Abovo Fourth, North Side,)
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller. T. Rlckcrt. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
GRAYBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, EURS,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOIII,EI,
Hats, Caps, Furs,
S 1 1 i v - GS- o o 1 s t
153 NORTH TniRD STREET,
W. W. Paul.
II. L. Hood.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
BOOT AND SHOE
623 Market St. aud 614 Commerce Street,
JRADBURY'S AND OTHER
laylor & Earley't and E. P. Needha.ni it Sim's
ORjANS and melodeons.
WM. a FISCHER,
(Jateral WJtolesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and i North Eleventh Street,
3 42 0m. . PHILADELPHIA
" The Rod Horse Powdsrs"
MIE BEST 1'OWDERS in the World for
They will not onlyprovent, but will Curediseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
DniKKists generally, and by F. Moktimbk, New
Bloonilieid, l'a. 335t!
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
W. B. METCALFE
James Hiisscl & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
S- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
And Wholesale- Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. P. IOHUI1T & ISEIO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
F I S II ,
1 3 1" o vi s i o 1 1 h ,
114 South Delaware Avcnne,
Below Chestnnt St.,
Collins, Geddes & Go's Cnnued Prnits.
8. IS. TAYLDK,
WAIN WRIGHT & CO. .
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
W. A. Atwood. . Isaao W. Ranck.
atwood; RANCK & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of IMehlcd and Sal
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 OmO I'HI LA DELPHI A, PA.
PATTERSON, fit KEWLIN,
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
ir The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
- J'lease send for a Circular. 4 138
wholesaIe s ,
7 f i GROCERS
Junuary 1, 16C9.
BQr Pudding for Lawyers Suet.
Man is a mister, but woman is a
JS" Imprudent Promisine Your doc
tor a lcj;ticy.
Bfigfln a Iloosier court, a witness beine
asked how lie knew certain persons were
man ana wile, replied : " V hy, dog on it,
haven't 1 heard 'em scold more'u fifty
A prisoner was examined in court
and contiadictt-d himself.
"Why do vou lie so ?" asked th
judge, " Haven't you a lawyer ?"
JBA Country noet. after loolinir
about over life, has come to the following
rhyming conclusion :
" Oh, I wouldn't live forever,
I wouldn't if I could j
But I needn't frit ubout it.
For I couldn't if 1 would."
Schell, the artist, is likewise a-
punster. W hen with some of his breth
ren out sketching, one of the club pro
posed to remain ana sketch another land
" Oh, no." said Schell. " let's L-efeh
CiST " Bub, is your sister at home V
" Yes, but she won't see you to-ni:ht."
il Because the said she was going to
have one more mess of onions if she nev
er got another beau.
37 Word was scut to the city-marshal
of Augusta, that a fellow was selling
llthrrx from a wagon in Market Square.
He went to arrest him and confisento hi's
stock, and found himself the victim of an
atrocious pun. The man wa3 peddling
JCSTA teacher, wishing to explain toa
little girl the manuer in which a lobster
casts its shell when it had outgrown it,
" What do you do when you have out
grown your clothes ? You throw them,
aside, don't you '("
" Oh no," replied tho little, girl " we
let out the tucks."
" I feel," moaned a dying cobbler,
" that I wax weaker every day, and that
I am gradually approaching my end
only a few more stitches, and awl will be
over. I n heaven there is rest for the
sole earth has no sorrow that heaven
cannot heal." Having said awl he wish
ed, ho calmly breathed his last.
DSSA rapid and emphatio recital of
the following simple narrative is an infal
lible euro for lisping:
" Hobbs meets Suobbs and Nobbs;
Ilobbs bobs to Snobbsand Nobbs ; Hobbs
nobs with snobs and robs Nobbs' fobs.-r-'This
is," says Nobbs, "the worst of
Hobbs' jobs," and Snobbs sobs."
" Sam, what fish in de salt water
weighs de least?"
" Why, Julius, what ignoramus ques
tions you ax your brethren ! Minims
weigh do least, ob course."
" No, no, Sam dats wrong now ; it
am do porpufs weighs nothing cos he's
got no scales."
05 I thought I understood you to6ay
that your father was a merchant only a
week ago," said a lady to a little girl who
was soliciting alms; "and if that is so,
liow could your family have been so re
duced to beggary 7" " It is true ma'am;
my father kept a pea-nut stand, and last
week he took a bad two dollar bill, and
B8" How tie Knew Uis Politics.
Old Johnson once lost half of a hog,
aud tho next day in telling his misfor
tune insisted that it was some Democrat
who had stolen it. How do you know it
was a Democrat said his friend ?
Because said Johnson, " 1 know it was,
I can tell ecrtain." " But how do you,
" Why if it had been a Republican,
the fellow would have stole the whole of
it," replied Johnson.
B " Bob, that's a fine horse you have
there, what's he worth ?"
" Three hundred and fifty dollars."
' No ; not so much as that."
" Yes, every cent of it, and another
fifty on top."
" Are you sure V
" YeBj I'll swear to it."
" All right."
" What are you so inquisitive for ?" .
'.' Merely for assessing purposes; I am
tho assessor for this ward, ana only want
ed to know what you rated your nag at,"