Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia A dvertiscmcnts.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS-
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
I&ooltscllcrs mart Slalioncrs,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, Xsit-;, c3.,
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
fi Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. Iuly4l
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
ISookseilcvs & Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
wall-papers,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Aft. Publishers of Sanders' New ltc:ilpvs. nml
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History I
uio uuilcu otiiies, return s uuuiiie Maps, &e.
Always on hand, and made to Order. 3H
IjOCBiaiAX'S
"Writiaia: lluid !
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and is sold ut miii'.n ltss nncn. Thi imtiiui-
will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not
uuve tMiuieiy sai.isiaiaory.
tiA-For saie by F. lUoriimcr, New Bloonilield.
MILLER & ELDER,
Solo Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Glass and Queensivare.
A. L. Kaub. J. E. Fketmire,
KAUB & FRY3IIRG,
Impoiiteks AND JOBJIEllS OP
China, O- laws
AND
QtTEENSWARE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
5D" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
ruMrs t
TUMI'S I
FOR PUKE WATER, USE
TUE CELEniUTEp..
CUCU3HJ5EK PUUIP
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tasteless, duriUile and rrllalile ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by Machinery, and .therefore
perfect and accurate in all Its parts,
raising :u equal amount of water,
and costing less than hall tin moiicv.
Easily arranged so as to be noii
freezing, and in construction hosuii
ple that any on van nut it up and
keep it in rejialr. After thorough
trial it Is acknowledged the
Best? a.nd Cheapest.
CHARLES G. 11 LATCH LEY,
MANUKAUTUUin.
B- Ol'llce and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and 62ii Filbert Street,.
4 15 61116 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu.
actmer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New lllooiutleld.
ESTEY'S
Cottngo Organs,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
fr sal on monthly Instalments.
E. M. BRUCE,
No. 18 North Seventh fit,.
Hit! PHILADELPHIA.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
Jolin Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lend and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists
AND DEAT.EKS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT.
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best iuality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LABOR !
Saves Time !
SAVES 3IOXEY!
AINKIGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
a.For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New ISloomlleld, Ta. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rjTHIIS is what everybody who has used It says of
XESJIITirS LIXI3EEXT.
For Rheumatic Fains it will give instant relief
ami cnecia permanent cure 111 a snoii time.
It is also tue best remedy in the World for Cuts.
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but. heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
Biu.
- Try a bottle of it! No cure, No fay. 317
r or saie at r. .uortimcr s.
J1ENNSYL.VANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA,
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than featheus or HAiii, and much
superior, being the iightcst softest and most elastic
material Known
FOR MATTRESSES. TILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR. AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is Indestiuctablo.free from dust, perfectly clean
and for the sick is uuequaled.as. it' soiled it iseasily
cicaueu.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Persons are- requested to examine the Cushion
aiioniie ut tue ojite aj me common,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET
Hardware, &c. .
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,.
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
DRY COODS HOSIERY it. NOTIONS
John Bhaffncr, Jr. E. S. Zicgler. Theo. Kumcl
SKAFFNER, Z1E0LER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNEU, ZIEGLEB fc CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
CJ loves,
ISihhons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c,
Nos. 103 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller.
T. Rickert.
C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
succEssons to
GRAYB1LL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
STUAW-flOODS, &c.,
No. 319 North Third Streot, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. ItOIILEll,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AND
Stra av - 3r o o 1 s
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADBURY'S AND OTHER
PI AX OS.
jay lor A Farley's and E. P. Needham t- Son's
ORGANS AND MEL0DE0N3. .
WM. O. FISCHER,
(Jenural Wholesale Agent, .
10B Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 426m.. PHILADELPHIA
"The Red .Horse Powders"
AltB
fJIHE BEST POWDERS in the World for
nORSKS,
CATTLE,
HOGS, .
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Moiitimeu, New
lilooiiillcld Pa. 3.'totf
TOBACCO SECARS &.C.
W. D. METCALFE,
WITH
James Husscl & Co.,
. Wholesale Dealers is
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey,
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleini & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
32310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C P. IUIGUT & KltO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
FISH,
Clieeso
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA..
Agents for
Collins. Gcddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. IS. TAYLOK,
WITH .
WAIN WRIGHT-& CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
t North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwooil.
Isaac W. Ranck,
ATWO0D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merehants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Sal
FIS II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 6m0 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON fit NEWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
.AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
I'hlladelph ia ...
tor The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty.
lauy.
Please send for a Circular. 4 138
WHOLESALE
January 1, 1809.
BSy There is a farmer in Yorkshire
who lias a mile of children. His name
is Furlong and he has four boys and four
girls. Eight furlongs make one mile.
JBST Two Ohio editors are reported to
have arranged their duel thus : The one
having choice of weapons, .names the
gruhbing-hoo. Principals to stand back
to back, each walk ten paces, then face
about and fire at the word.
8y An ignoramus had been taken
sick and, on recovering, was told by the
doctor that ho might take a little animal
food. " No, sir," said he, "I took your
gruel easy enough, but hang me if I can
eat your hay and oats.
BS?" A gentleman the other day asked
a young lady what she thought of the
married state in general? " Not knowing
can t tell, but it you and I were to put"
our heads together, we could soon give a
definite answer," was the reply.
A lady who advertised for a wet
nurse was much astonished at the youth
ful appearance of an applicant. Have you
ever been a wet nurse '( she asked. No
inarm replied the girl but I would like to
learn to be one.
B " Pat," said Judge Sniff to his
neighbor, in a sleeping car, you would
have remained a long time in the old .
country before you could have slept with ,
a judge. Yes, yer honor, and ye would
have been a long time in the old country.
belore ye d beeu a judge.
One of the most original of ju- -
venile inventions wasthatof little Fanny, ,
who, instead of saying her prayers at
night, spread out her alphabet on the bed ,
and, raising her eyas to heaven, said,
,l O Lord L here are the letters; arrange
them to suit yourself."
BSS" A dull boy being, asked by the
teacher who is the Dey of, Algiers ? Re
plied " Thunder and Mars ! I've heard of
the day 01 1'enticost, I hanksgiving. day
and the day ot Judgement, but 1 ni darn
ed if I ever heard of the day of Algiers .
afore-..
BS5 " So you would not take me to bo
over twenty said a lady to a young
man who she was walking with. " What
would you take me for then ?" " I would
take you for better or- worse so long as
we both do live, 11 you consent was the
reply.
Kcal nice, way that,-to " pop the ques-.
tion," isn't it girls ?
,5T"Jake," said a blooming young
lady in Indiana to her lover, cue Sun
day evening, " if you mean business by
coining hero twice a week, I want to
know it, for I've just had an offer from
another feller, aud shall take hini up in .
two days if you don't pop. Jake instant
ly " popped" and the wedding day was .
set.
BO? One of the physicians in Burling-,
ton, Vt., driving into town on election ,
morning, was met by a friend who hailed ,
him with the question "Have, you,
voted 1" " Not yet," replied the. doctor ,
" but I have been out all night after a,
voter: I got him safe too." " When will,
he vote 1" " Oh, about twenty-one years .
from now."
BQrOld Captain Moon (of Western
steamboat notoriety,) was sitting one
night on the capstan, keeping a sharp.,
look-out ahead, when, lulled, by the dri
ving machinery, . he went fast asleip, .
which was no sooner perceived than 0110
of the hands gave, "him a turn round,"
facing the boiler fires, then stuck a pin
in him. Opening his eyes, he gave, one
jump and shouted Buck her! stop
her hero's a big steamboat right onto
us."
figy Negro- Wit. "How much ya
charge Massa Magistrate, to marry mo.;
and Miss Dinah V
" Why, Clem, I'll marry you for two
dollars."
" Two dollars what you charge to
marry white folks, massa '("
" We generally charge them five dollars,
Clem."
" Well, ya marry us like white folks,
and I will give ye five dollars, too."
" Why, Clem,, that's a curious notion,
but as you desire it, I'll marry you like
white folks for five dollars."
The ceremony being over, and Clem
and Dinah made one, the Magistrate asked
for hiB fee.
" Oh 110, Massa, ya no come up to de
greement yano kiss dehride."
"Get out of my office you black ras
cal." And so Clem got married for nothing.
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