l)e Sinter Kcu) Bloomficll, Ja
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookscllcrs ami Stationers,
BLANK ROOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WAU 1'APIiK,
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
V. Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice.
luly-ll
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
ISoolcscIlcrs fc Stationers,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
T'llhlMinva nf fio.l.tial XT... 1 1 .
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Hubert's History of
the United States, Eelton's Outline Maps, &c.
SSI, A XII ISOOK8
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
Writing- Xlnia !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Akxoj.d's,
and is sold nt nnifii in uri.u -ru. ,
will be refunded to thosu buying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
ji-i'ui sine uy r. luommer, JNcw Uloomlleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street.
23031 rhlhidi'liilila.
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. Kaub. J. K. Fhetmihe.
KAIB & FKYMIKE,
Impoutebs and Jobbers of
China, O 1 ;i s s
AND
QUEENSWARE,
pOl and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
SET Constantly ou hand. Original Assorted
Packages. 3. o. u 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS !
PUMPS !
FOIt PURE WATElt. USE
THE CELEBRATED
CUCUMBER PI79EP
Made of wild Cucumber wooil. en,
t rely taxtrlrHx, tluralile and reunite :
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perlcct and accurate In all its parts,
raising an equal amount of water.
IM
11 Haslly arranged so as to bo non
M freezing, and in construction sosim-
mm
wic iii.ii, uny oie can via u up and
keen It in remlr. After thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest
i CHARLES G. BLATCHLEY.
MANUt'ACTUIUSH.
3-Office and Ware-room,
Nos. Bit a ml K-2K Filbert. Rtiw
5 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
9-These Pumps win be ordered of the Manu-
mici, ur r. jtiorunier 6i uo., wew lilooinneld.
ESXEY'S
pottage Organs,
1 KEAT INDUCEMENTS nlTrrt tn riinrr-hM
" and Sunday Schools. Oralis and Melodeons
am ou mommy instalments.
E. M. BUUCK,
Nil IB Dnunit.
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS,
John Lucas & Co.,
Solo and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Fure
While Lical ami Color
MANUFA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALEH8 IN
Patent Medicines,
11 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthing connected with
tiie business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to olfer In
ducements to buyers, .and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES ILAISOlt !
Saves Time !
SAVES MOSEY!
WAI
AINKIOIIT it CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. With tills Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any oilier Is used, and the saving In wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
tta-For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Uloomlleld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjMUS Is what everybody who has used It says of
For Rheumatic Pains it will give Instant relief
and cllecta pcrmaniuit cure in a short time.
It is also ine best remedy in the World for Cuts.
Slil'iLllm. Hriiistw mtil Itm-iw mi.i ..... ....i .
prompt reliel irom pain, but. heiUs without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no famu,?
should bo without it, for it is worth its weight in
to""..
ft. Try a bottle of It 1 No cure. No Pay. 317
U For sale at F.. Mortimer's.
PENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or haih, and much
Biiperlur, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It Is indestructable.fice from dust, perfectly clean
ami for the sick is unequaled.as if soiled it iseasily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Penon are reiiuented to examine the Cushion
Sjjonye at the ojjicn o the comitanu,
Feb 8tf -No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Hardware, fc.
LLOYD, SUrrLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 023 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia A dvertiscments.
DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John ShafTncr, Jr. E. S. Zicgler. Theo. Rumcl
S1IAFFXER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
loves,
ISibbons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BAKCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DItY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. H. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
SUCCESSOKS TO
GRAYB1LL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FUKS,
STftAH-tiiOOUS, &e.,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 ly 10
W. F. ItOlILUlt,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMD
Str si w - 3r oodn,
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C33 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JgRADlJURY'S AND OTHER
1 I A X O S .
jaylor it mrtcy's and E. P. Nccdham it Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
aeneral Wiolemle Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6lll. PHILADELPHIA
" The Red Horse Powders"
ARB
IJIIIE BEST POWDERS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not onlyprevent, but will Curedlseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
I owders in use. Try them. For sale by Mores and
Philadelphia Advertisements.
TOBACCO SECARS 4.C.
W. D. METCALFE,
WITH
MITCHELL & WARE,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
NO. 3, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
Philadelphia.
S- ARcnts for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission 31crcliants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTU RED
TOBACCOS, SECARS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,).
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. 13. Cunningham. J. H. Lcwars. J. S.Gloim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
32310
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
C. P. KXICUIT & ISKO'S,
Wholpsalc Dealers in
PISH,
Cheese
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnat St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents foi'
Collins, Ocddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. K. TAYLOIt,
WITII
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
t TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
V A. Atwood. Isaac W. Kanck.
ATWO0D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
AND
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt
I S I I ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 6m6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NGWLIN,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 AliCH STREET,
Philadelphia.
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty. A
l'leaso send for a Circular. .4138
WHOLESALE '
GROCERS
January 1, 1809.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
B- The first month of marriage is all
joy the next all jaw-y.
JBCy " Sambo, did you ever see the
Catskill Mountains ?" " No, sah j but 1'se
seen uui kill mice."
HQ? One swallow does not make a
summer, but too many swallows makes a
lall.
35" Little Susan wished her father to
buy her some holes for her ears, so that
she could wear ear-rincs.
BST Some alarmingly stupid fellow
wants to know if there was ever such a
thi ng as an eclipse of the honey-moon.
CAn honest Dutchman on being
asked how often he shaved, replied, three
dimes a week every tay but Soontay j
den 1 shaf'e every tay
fSS? A St. Joseph eity councilman is
reported to have delivered the following
speech at the last meeting of the council :
" Mi. Mayor and gentlemen of the coun
cil, let us lay our heads together and
make a wooden pavement."
B" Why was it very strange for John
Bunyan to be the author of ' Pilgrim's
Progress?" Because all other bunions
that ever were heard of impede the pro
gress of pilgrims. Acknowledge the
cocn, eh ?
H&B An old lady in Lac'onia, N. H.,
full of tender sympathies, was alway in
the habit of condoling with those who
were bereaved by the death of friends. On
one occasion she told a mourner that her
case was not so affecting as-her own, for
she had within a year lost a dear husband
two children, and. five skeins of woolen
yarn..
JJ- When th Fifteenth Pennsplvania
Cavalry entered the town of Dawson,
Georgia, in tho spring of 1865, among
those who welcomed them was a negro
wman whose appearance denoted extreme
old age. Impelled by curiosity, one of
tha " boys" rode up to her and asked :
" How old are ycu, auntie ?"
" Well, chile," she replied, " I don't
'zactly know how old I is, but I was here
when Clumbus come !"
fiT" A fellow on the race course was
staggering about with more liquor than
he could carry.
" Hallo ! what is the matter now ?" said
a chap, whom the inebriated individual
had just ran against.
" Why hie why, the fact is a lot of
my friends have been betting liquor on
the race to-day, and they have got me to
hold the stakes."
" Do you like the character of St.
Paul ?" asked a parson of his landlady
one day during a conversation about the
old saints and the apostles! " Ah, ho
was a good, clever old soul, I know, for
he once said, you know, that 'we must
eat what is set before us, and ask no
questions for couscionce sake. I always
thought I should like him for a board
er." JBS5" A dispute about precedence once
arose between, a bishop and a judge, and
after some altercation, the latter thought
he should oonfound his opponent by
quoting the- following passage ; For on
these two hand the law . and tho proph
ets." " Do you nofc see," said the lawyer, in
triumph, "that even in this passage of
scripture wo are mentioned first."
" I grant you," says the bishop, " you
hang first."
BSy An Irish J udge tried two most no
torious follows for highway robbery. To
the astonishment of the court,, as well aa
the prisonbrs themselves, they were found
not guilty. As they were being removed
from tho bar, tho judge, addressing the
jailor, said.
" Mr. Murphey; you would greatly
ease my mind if you keep those two re
spectable gentlemen until seven, or half
pust seven o'clock for I mean to set out
for Dublin at five, and I should like to
have at least two hours' Btart of them."
tQy Uncle Sam had a neighbor who
was in the habit of working on Sunday,
but after a while he joined tho church.
One day he met a minister to wboBe
church he belonged,
Well, Uncle Sam,' said he, 'do you Fee
uny difference in Mr. P. since he joined
the church V
'Oh, yes,' said Undo Sam, 1 a great
difference. Before, when be went out
to mend his fence on Sunday, he carried
bis axe on his shoulder, but now he car
ries it under his coat.'