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Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philadelphia Advert isenients.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Philralclphia Advertisements.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
ISuoItsclIea and Stationer,
BLAX1C 1JOOIC MAX UFA CTUUEUS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALK. PAPER,
No. 430, Market Street,
SI PHILADELPHIA, PA.
C1LMILK8 MAGA11GE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Paper, -lsi s, Scc9
N03. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
OTL. Paper any Size, Weight, Color anil Quality,
made lo order, at short notice. lulv-u
SOWEU, BARNES & POTTS,
ISooIiMellci's Sc Stationers,
And Dealers in '
CURTAIN
AND
JIZ-PIPZ,
Nos. 533 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmeties. Also, ltolieit's History of
the United States, Helton's Outline Maps, &e.
BliAXK BOOKS
Always on hand, and inado to Order. 31t
LOt'HXAX'M
Writing. Xlnia !
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Aknold's,
ailtl IS sold :lI, iiiiiimi i.wj i.. 'i
Will be refunded lo iho-ie buying it, if it does not
uuLuuiy aiisiaeiory.
VS i'or saie by !'. jUortimcr, New liloonilield.
MILLER & ELUEU,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
EMM
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. Kmjb j. EUFkkymihe.
KAUIS & FIXY3III&U,
Impobtcbs and Jobbers op
C li i ii a , GJ I sx h j?
AND
QUEENSWARE,
301 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Knee,
PHILADELPHIA.
117" Constantly od hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. Xy 10
MISCELLANEOUS.
PUMPS !
PUMPS !
FOU PURE WATER, US1S
TUB CEMilWATED
CUCinilMUt
Made of wild Cucumber wood, rn
t rely tn.ti'lem, diiriihlt: and rellnjile ;
the good old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, xml therefore
perlcct and acenrale li all its parts,
raxing an cipial amount of water,
and costing less t han in. if Ihciuonev.
Easily arranged so as to be noi'i
freezing, and in construction sosiiin
pic that any one cun put it up awl
hvt It In r-fHiir. After thorough
trial it is uckuuwlcdgerthe
Best and Cheapest.
CHARLES G. BLATCI1EEY,
Manufaotuhkii.
B- Olllce and Ware-room,
. Nos. 624 and C2ff Filbert Street,
4 15 flmG V Ul LA DELPHI A, PA.
4V These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
cturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New liloonilield.
Gottago Org-sms,
GREAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeous
for isalo on monthly Instalments.
E. M. BRUCE,
...... Ho. 18 North Seventh St.,
IMltt PHILADELPHIA.
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OF THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
Wliile Lead and Color
MAZ rPA CTURERS,
Nos, 111 and 13 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A FULL STOCK of everthine connected with
the business, of the best uiality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer in
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia -3. 8tf.
NAVES LAUOIS !
Saves Time !
' SAVES JIOXE1' !
.VINHiailT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. Willi this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
For sale by all (iroccrs, and by F. Mortimer,
New Uloonilield, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rjMIIS is what everybody who has used It says of
For Rheumatic Pains It. will irtv, l,,etnl .iir
and eliecta permanent cure In a short tunc
11 Is also llie best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Bruises and Burns, and lint only giving
prompt rebel from pain, but heals without leaving
any sear. All who nave tried it, say no im.mii.v
should be without it, for ills worth "its weight in
gold. "
V-iryaboltleof it ! No cure, No Pay. 317
t tfc- For sale at F. Mortimer's.
JiEXXSVLVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPQNCE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOU ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It is chopper than fkatheiis or haiu. and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material kuowu
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
It is lndestruetable.fre I mm ilntl tu.iiwtlv dir. 1.
and for the sick Is uncu.ualed,as if soiled it iseasily
cleaned.
IT DOES HOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Person are resntcstt-rl to examine lh. n,,i,it,n
Sjionge at the ojjwe of Uie comjiany.
Fob 8tf -No.-1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
Hardware, Cc.
LL01TD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zieglcr. Theo. Rumcl
SlIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
HAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery,
(jiloves,
ISiMtons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, CO M JJ S,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 3G, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BAllCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,.
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
N-os. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
BUCCBSSOUS TO
CRAYB1LL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
NTKAW-UOOlfcS, &v.9
No. 349 North Third Strost, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
i 11 Jy 10
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
A K D
traw - O- o o tl s
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 1yl0 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Puul.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
I). J. Hoar.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WUOI.ESALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
Philadelphia, Penu'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JItADBURY'S AND OTHER
1 IAXOh.
jaylor & fUrlcy't and E. P. Xeedliam & Son's
OStJANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHEIi,
General Wholesale Arent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
S42CIH. PHILADELPHIA
"Tho Had Horse Powders"
T
HE BEST PdWDEHS in the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are (lie Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
Powders In use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by V. Moutimeh, New
Blooinileld, Pa. 33otf
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
W. B. METCALFE,
WITH
MITCHELL & WARE,
Wholesale Dealeus in
Tobacco and Cigars,
NO. 3, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
Philadelphia.
63- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. i 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
CoitiniiKsiou 33erehants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SEGAas, &C
No-. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
loiitr
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealeus in ,
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
.NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA
32310
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
P. KIUIIT &
Wholesale Dealers in
P I S H
Cheese
AND
Iro visions,
114 South Delaware Avennc,
Below Cliestnnt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agent? for
Collins, (ieddes & Co's Cuiined -Fruits.
104 It i
H. IS. TAYLOR,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. Atwood. Isaau W. Ranck.
ATWOQi), KANCK & CO.,
Commission 3IerehaiJs,
ANI
Wholesale Dealers in aU kinds of Pickled and Salt
JP ISII,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 C111G PHILA DELPHI A, PA;
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
Wholesale tfSroeer.s,
aS-i)
COM MISSION M E li C II A N T S
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
l'hiladelphia.
f The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool,
a specialty.
Ai- Please send for a Circular. 4 138
WHOLESALr
7 GROCERS
January 1, 1SC9.
JESS- A crusty old bachelor says he
thinks it is woman, and not her wrong
that ought to be redressed.
HSyThe man who was "overflowing
with the milk of human kindness" kept
the crcain for his own use.
C3 What is the diflerenco between a
chattering lover and a pedestrian excur
sion '( One is a talking wooer, the other
a walking tour.
JUS If a lady weic threatened to bo .
kissed by a gentleman, and the objected
what place near the coast of France
might she name? Ushant.
J3 ' Do you think,' asked Mrs. Top
per, ' that a little temper is a bad thing
in a woman?' 'Certainly not ma'am,'
replied a gallant philosopher: 'it is a
good thiug, and she ought never to lose
it.'
JCSS" A n Irishman, a drayman was given
a loud in l'hiladelphia recently, being
told to drive to the Gymnasium on Broad
Street. Shortly afterwards ho was in
that vicinity inauiriiiB for tho rnsirlnnpo
kof Mr. Jamei Nasium.
55 An orator who had raised his au-
dience to a great height by his lofty soar
ings, exclaimed : "1 will now close in
the beautiful and expressive language of
tln puet I forget his name and 1 for
get what he said, too."
JSSr " My .tlear," said the sentimental
Mrs. Waddles, home, you know, is always
tho dearest npot 011 earth."
" Well, yes," said tho practical Mr.
Waddles, li it does cost me about twice as
nineh as any other spot."
8" A minister in Salem took for his
text, " The flesh, the world, and the dev
il," and informed his astonished audience
that he should " dwell briefly in the flesh
pass rapidly over the world,aud liasten as
last as lie could to the devil."
SS " I don't wish to say 1 anything
against the individual in question," said a '
very polite gentleniau; ''but would mere
ly remark, in the language of the poet,
that to him ' truth is stranger than fic
tion.' "
A colored lady called at the store
in Chicago last week to buy a pair of
" flesh-colored" hose. The matter-of-fact
clerk innocently took down a box of
black stockings for her inspection. Miss
Dinah indignantly left the store.
ISfA young lady in Indiana was
frozen to death during the last cold Bpell,
while out sleigh riding with a young man.
A man who can't keep a woman from
freezing when he lias her iu a sleigh all
alone to himself, should be ' punished to 1
the extent of the law.
JOS?" To make lager-bier tho following -new
recipe is given; Take a barrel and
fill it with rain-water, put in one pair of
old boots, a head of last fall's cabbage
two short sixes, a sprig of worm wood
and a little yeast. Keep.it for a year,
and then " Dish out."
US!" A trickcy politician, ' who was
noted for never doing anything without
a sinister purpose having died, the clergy
man who preached his iuncral sermon
said that it would have been a consolation
to the friends of tho deceased if they ;
could ascertained his motive in thus sud--denly
leaving them.
8?" The' best and most conclusive rea
son lor an effect that wo ever remember
to have heard, was given by a Dutchman '
in reply to a friend who remarked, "Why
Hans, you have the most' feminine Cast of '
countenance I have ever seen." " Oh, '
yaw," was the reply, " I know the reason M
for dat my mother was a woman."
An apothecary's boy was lately
sent to leave at one house a box of pills
and at another six live -fowls. Confused
on tho wayr he left the" pills where the
fowls should have gone 'and tho fowls at
the pill place. The folks who received
tho fowls were astonished at reading the
accompanying directions : " Swallow one '
every two hours."
BSyTlie Other day Molecule propoun-"
ded the following to Atom; A toy said
to a gentleman, 4 My father and mother'
have a daughter, but she is not my sister.'
Now how do you explain that? Atom"
reflected in vain and to his every sug
gestion received a negative reply, and'1
was forced to give it up. ' Why, it's sim- -pie
enough,' said Molecule with on 'ex-"
asperating smile, 1 tho boy lied.'