2 Gfljc imc5, Nou- Bloomftclir, pa. 11 OS IT A FAIRFAX. A ND BOSITA, mother; what has xV. become of her ?" Allan Fairfax asked the question- with apcrccptablo heightening of the color in hia brown check, bringing it in -, as it were, carelessly, although it was the one question that had been in his mind all this first day of his return from along Eeast Indian absence. ''Oh, she married some- fanner fellow or other, and let mc see- I believe she is dead !" "You speak vaguely, mother, of your own neicc," Allan commented, a little re proachfully. " Well, really, you know that Glenn Fairfax's family never seemed like our own, and llosita was always full of some whim or other." Mrs. Fairfax adjusted the coiffure of point lace and cherry ribbon on her head as she spoke, with white ring-gemmed fingers, thinking to herself how fortunato it was that llosita was out of. her sou's way. "Allan would have been just absurd enough to renew the old engagement, if he had had the ghost of an opportunity, and now that Helen Farquharson, with all that propcrty)of here, fancies him suon piece of chivalrous romance would have been simply absurd. I do think Provi dence is watching, over our interests." There are more people in this world than Mrs. Fairfax who weave around their selfish plots and plans the glamour of that Providence which is most aggrieved and defied. Allan Fairfax, learning thoughtfully against the mantel, with his arms folded and bis eyes fixed on the roses of the car pet, was a singularly handsome young fellow. He was very dark with brilliant black eyes, luxuriant wavy hair, and lea tares like a chiselled Apollo It was the birthright of the Fairfaxes to be hand some nor had Allau fallen short of the traditional standard. lie started from his reverie, as his mother's voice sounded again, " 1 beg your pardon, mother; . did you speak to me? 1 was thinking of some thing else." " I was only asking if you would drive out with me, this morning." " I believe not, if you will excuse mc. I have not entirely finished uiv uupac ing." Mrs. Fairfax sailed out of the room with the port of on orient queen, and Allen was left alone. 13ut he did not go up to his trunks. " Married I", he murmured to himself. " Oh, llosita, how could you have so soon forgotten 1 . Yet it is the way of the world, and I have no right to expect a .different fato from my feilow-nien." " I Jcnmo I could do it,mamma." " But, llosita, only think of it," cried the poor little widow, wringing her help less hands. "You, Glenn Fairfax's daughter, stooping, to such a menial oc cupation as that !" " Not so very menial after all. Y'ou wouldn't be at all horrified if I took in fine sewitfg or embroidery, for the where withal to satisfy this relentless landlord of ours; and what difference does it make, whether I help dress a lady's shoulders or her head." Rosita Fairfax was a beautiful girl, after the blonde, gold-haired type, with sunny blue eyes, checks like a velvet rose petal, and a graceful undulating figure such a girl as seems to bo born to wear pearls and satin, and blossom, liko a tall white lilly, in tho very garden of life. Yet she was not out of place in the dusty thoroughfares, where work is thciulo and pleasure the exception. Jler chintz cal ioo dress, belted at tho round waist, and relieved by narrow strips of snow-whito linen at' throat and wrists, fitted her as perfectly as the costliest silk could have done; and tho bright hair that fell in loose burnished rings over her shoulders, needed no wreath of artificial flowers or glimmer of jewels to give greater bril liaucy to its shine. " But a hair-dresser, llosita a com mon hair-dresser." "No, mamma," interrupted llosita, laughing. " Give it the full French grace of significations-gay coiffeure." " What difference can the name nuke ?" " Much, mamma, in spite of Shak spoare's celebrated query. And Minnie Dow earns her dollar a day, and it is so kind of her to obtain this vacant situa tion at Madame Prenneror's for me." " Minnie Dow is a carpenter's daugh ter." V And I ana descended in a direct line from one Adam, a gardener. Comoj niaiiima, darling, Jet us look this matter fairly in the lace. We are very poor, and society will neither feed nor clothe us; let us defer no matter how meekly, to her whims. I might take in needle work, provided I could get any to do ; but I should waste my life away, and have the paltriest pitances to show for it. I might give musio Jessons if I were content to wait a year for each separate pu pil. I might go out-as a governess, if I could have sacrificed all individuality and independence for a hundred dollars a year. Put as this opportunity for earn ing a little something presents itself, and you know that 1 had always had a regular Parisian- knack for twisting tho hair up, and looping it into all manner of waves and knots and puffs, 1 think it's a grand opening. That's right, mamma, look up and smile" For Mrs. Fairlax had smiled, though faintly enough, at llosita's resume of their situation. " How can you be so light-hearted, my child ?" " Why, what's the use of being heavy1 hearted ( 1 am young and strong, and if I can't earn my living ono way i am determined to do it another. Now will you 1)0 a good little mamma, and rest contentedly ci the sofa until I come baok T' " You are -not going to " "To Madame Prenneror's? Yes I am." " So soon ?" " The sooner the better ; and there's one characteristic about this French-Madame Minnie says she always settles up with the girls every Saturday night, mamma, when I shall come homo with seven dollars in my pocket?" Put the landlord says he must have his rent to-morrow. It is twelve dollars, now, llosita." " Oh, I'll coax him to wait." And lliisita went out with a light clas tic step, and a smile that seemed to turn her whole bright face into sunshine. Mr.s Fairfax, in spite of herself, caught the infection, and smiled back at her beautiful young daughter. " She is fit to be a princess," thought the mother, with a longing, lingering thrill of. tenderness : "and, oh, to think that she should be reduced to this 1" Mrs. Fairfax's heart would have been sadder still, if she could have seen how quickly the smile faded away from llosita's preseuce. She went swiftly down the street turned on Proadway, and went to a jeweler's store. " How much will you givo mo for this gold cross?" she questioned the clerk abruptly, as she drew from her bosom a cross of chased gold, with a topaz burn ing, like a spot of sunshine in its ccntroi " Do you wish to leave it iu trust, or sell it'!"' "To sell it." The clerk examined it critically. " I cau give vou twenty dollars for it." " It cost fifty !" The clerk shrugged his shoulders. " Of course you can't expect first cost; but we are not anxious to buy." llosita laid down the cross. "Givo me tho money," she said quietly. The clerk counted out the twenty dol lars, and Miss Fairfax left the store. " At least the rent is provided for, and the grocer's bill," she said to herself, " and now wo can make a fair start in tho world. Poor papa! how little ho thought what wo were coming to when he gave me that glittering toy on my sixteenth birthday !" Madame Luuile do Prennoror received her new work woman very graciously. " Y'ou ara just in time my dear," she said ; " ma Jul, the orders that I have roceived to day ! If I had had a hun dred hands, they would all have been bu sy. Let mo see what are we to call you?" : " My name is llo " " Oh, true, true; but it was not of that I was thinking. I liko my 'girls to adopt Frcr.eh names. Miss Minnio Dow is called here Nannette Dupont, -and you you aro henceforward Mario Pelotte. You do not object? It give3 us- style character-r-Parisian ton." " I do not object ma'nm," said llosita, smiling at the oddity of the Madamc's whim. " Well, Marie Pelotte, it sounds for eign, does it not,' my. child? you shall go out to-day. I havo three orders two dinner parties and a ball. Here are my plates do mode; study them well, and re produce them on the heads of -Mesdamos my patronesses. Do you think :you can meet tho emergency ?" " Certainly, ma'am." " You will find tho numbers of the streets, and the hour of the appointment, on this card. Y'ou will charge five dol lars a head ; more, if gold or diamond powder be required and I look to you, Marie Pelotte, to sustain the well-known honor of tho Prenneror establishment. Stay, it is early still ; you may dress Nan nett's hair to prove to mc that you thor oughly comprehend your great position. Madame Prenneror was in ccstacies at her new employee's taste and skill, as demon-1 strated on the shiny brown head of Miss Minnie Dow, uius Nannette Dupont; and llosita went out at the appointed hour, her heart beating rather tumultous ly, but nevertheless quite prepared to meet the oucrous duties before her. The first candidate a little bewigged female, who was scarcely visible through the paint and powder on her face, was easily disposed of, and was highly grati fied at the amount of puff and bandeaux and bows of hair that llosita arrayed around her face. " 1 like you Pelotte," said this eccen tric lady of fashion. " 'Jell Prenneror always to send you to mo! Why you have twice the taste of Mauon. my French maid." The second place, No. 18 Ves.semcr street, was a stately mansion, with brown stone steps and violet velvet window dra peries, fringed with gold. Mademoiselle Pelotte was shown into a boudoir whose elegance reminded her of other days by some strange hidden link of association. Presently a pert-looking soubrctte came to her. " My mistress will sec you in her dressing-room." llosita followed her into a room where a lady sat iu a loose frilled dressing wrap per of white cambric, and heavy black hair falling down her back a lady whose haughty glance towards her, as she beck oned h.r approach) filled her with name less terror. It was her aunt, Mrs. John Fairfax! Evidently, however, she wtis herself unrecognized, and gathering new courage from this fact, she glided round to the back of the chair, and commenced her operations, secretly thanking her kindly planets for Mrs. Fairfax's fashionable near-sightedness. " You may arrange it al a Marie An toinette, young woman," said Mrs. Fairfax languidly, opeuing a book and beginning to read, while llosita with trembling hands proceeded to brush and arrange the heavy hair of the woman who hud turned coldly from them in tho hour of need who had denied their bond of re lationship. " How slow you are !" exclaimed Mrs. Fairfax, impatiently, after she had read a few pages. " Y'ou will never be through! Who is that at the door ? Open it !" Put llosita did not stir ; and the lady, concluding the young Frenchwoman did not understand English readily, called out, " come in !" The door opened, and Allen Fairfax en tered looking rather surprised as ho did so. " You are busy ?" he said, and I will not" The half-completed sentences died away on his tongue, ns he stood gazing at the golden-haired girl who was behind his mother's chair, with down-cast eyes and cheeks heightened into vivid crimson bloom trying vainly to prosecute her work while her hands trembled, and a white mist seemed to blue her eyesight. " llosita Fairfax !" be exclaimed. " My-llosita!" Mrs. Fairfax sprang up and applied her gold eyc-gluss to the hard black eyes that had played horso false. " What does this mean?" she cried, growing pale beneath the rouge that glowed on the cheeks. Put tho girl re plied to Allan- alone. " Not your llosita !" she answered, with spirit. "I uin one of Madame Pren neror's employee, dressing your mother's hair, as part of my daily work. -1 do not scorn to earn my bread and that of my mother, whom yonder woman turned from her doors a year ago. Why did you. not speak a word fur us then, Allau Fairfax ?" " I have been in India for two years. But I wrote to you." " I never received your letters I see how it is," said llosita, coldly. " 1 was foolish enouirh to eutrust them to 'your mother's care." " Mother," said Allan, sternly, " will you give mo an explanation of this?" Put Mrs. Fairfax, exposed and morti fied had sunk into a chair, covering her face with her hands. " I I thought it was only a - boy and girl engagement, Allant and- that you would both repent afterward. I thought I was acting for the best." " You told me that llosita was married that she was dead !" Mrs. Fairfax- replied only by hysteri cal sobs. Allan went to llosita and took both her hands in his. " After what you have heard here, llo sita, do you blame mc ?" " I do not." " I havo loved you, and been true to you, llosita ; will you give me another chanoe yet to win the jewel of my life?" She looked up into her face, her eyes swimming in tears. "'I will, Allan." Mrs. Fairfax knew that her wiles and schemes had all been vain that llosita had conquered ; and inwardly she le solved to ' make the best of it.' And Madame Prenneror lost " Maria Pelotte," the best of all her coiffnncx. " It is always thus," sighed the mad atne. taking snuff. " ' I never had a dear gazelle,' says the poet; but, after all, true love is satisfied, and 1 ought not to com plain." Ups anil Downs iu Life Mr. John Hart is creating a great fu rore in a minstrel hall in New York by his perfect delineations of negro character, lie was once a millionaire. When the oil fever broke out in Pennsylvania, Mr. Hart owned a hundred acres of wild land near Tideouto, Pa., worth about sixteen cents an acre. lie was tb.cn running a canal boat on the Delaware and Hudson Canal. In the fall of 18(5-1,. several im mense oil wells were discovered on Mr. Hart's land. Stock companies were for med iu which he was a prominent share holder, and at one time ho was offered .)U0,OU0 for bis interest. This was re fused, lie left the canal, built a most magnificent private residence, wore dia monds of almost fabulous value, and seemed made of money. At one time he was a prominent caudidato for congress, but failed tj secure a nomination through the inertness of a trusted friend. For tune's wheel suddenly turned backward Mr. Hart was inveigled into more oil speculations, aud within three years was without a penny. Ho then turned his attention to negro minstrelsy, and is said to be superior to either Pan Bryant, T. D. Uice, or Cau Emmit iu his delineations of negro character. He speaks four differ ent languages, and has travelled in Eu rope and Australia. He was once wrecked in the Straits of Magellau, and spent two months iu destitution on the Island of Terra del Fuego. He is now playing au engagement at asalary of 100 a week. A lct Decided. Not many years since there lived in the " moral" city of Boston, two young bucks, rather waggish iu their ways, and who were in the habit of patronizing rather extensively, a tailor by the name of Smith. Well, one day, into Smith's hop these young gents-strolled " Smith, we've been making a bet : now we want you to make each of us--' a suit of clothes wait'till the bet is decided, and then tho one who loses will pay the whole." " Certainly, gentlemen : i shall bo most happy to serve you," says Smith and forthwith their measures-were taken aud iu due course of time tho clothes were sent homo. A month or two passed by, and yet our friend, the tailor, saw nothing of his two customers. One day, however, he met them in Washington Street, and thinking it almost time the bet was de cided, he made up to them, and asked how their clothes fitted. " Oh ! excellently," says one ; by the way, Smith, our bet isn't decided yet." "Ah!" says Smith, what is it '(" " Why" said one, " 1 bet that the first day in the year 1010 would be rainy; Bill here took mc up, and when the bet is de cided, we'll call and pay that little bill." After au OOlce. A fellow afflicted like many others wo know, with a desire for au office, sends us the following touching appeal : Could you get a good oilieo for an or phan of some twenty-five summers, who can givo first-class reference as to moral character, and who wouldn't mind swear ing to anything reasonable that might be proposed ? 1 am not particular about the sort of offico it might be. All I ask is a good place, witli. enough salary lor board and billiards and some etceteras, and a couple of able, industrious -young men to do tho work. If you should hear of anything of that sort, and let. mo know,-1 should really look on you in tho light of a friend. JJQSf Don't bo anxious to solve aconun drum. Wo know a man who got two black eyes in eudeavoring to find out the difference between a man and a woman who were fighting. A Clerical Joke. OLD Doctos Strong, of Hartford, Conn., was not often outwitted by his people. On one occasion, he invited a young minister to preach for him, who proved rather a dull speaker, nnd whose sermon was unusually long. 'The people became wearied, and as Doctor Strong lived near tho bridge, near the com mencement of the afternoon service he saw his people flocking across the river to the other clutch, lie readily understood that they feared they should have to hear the same young man in the afternoon. (lathering up his wits, which general ly came at his bidding, he said to the young minister : '' My brother across the river is rather feeble, and 1 know ho will take it kindly to have you preach to his people, and if you will consent to do so, 1 will give you a note to him, and will be as much obliged to you as 1 would to have you preach for me ; and I want you to preach the same sermon that you preach ed to my people this morning ' The young minister, supposing this to be a commendation of his sermon started off in good spirits, delivered his note, and was invited to preach most cordially. He saw before him one-half of Dr. Strong's people, and they had to listen one hour and a half, to the same dull humdrum sermon that they heard in the morning. They understood the joke, however, aud they said they would never undertake to run away from Strong again. " Terrible Deaf." IN olden times, before Maine laws were invented, Hall kept the hotel at Ir vington,N. J., and furnished accommoda tion to man and beast. He was a good landlord, but terrible deaf. The village painter was afflicted in some way. One day they were sitting by themselves itr the bar-room. Hall was sitting behind the counter waiting for the next custom er, while the village painter was lounging before the fire with a thirsty look-, casting sheep's eyes occasionally at Hall's decan ters, and wishing most devoutly that some one would come in and treat. A traveler ou his way to Braudon stepped iu to in quire the distance.. " Can you tell mc, sir, how far it is to Brandon ?" " Brandy," says tho ready landlord, jumping up ; " yes, sir, I have some," at the same time handing down a decanter of tho precious liquor. " You misunderstand me," says the traveller ; " I asked how far it was to Brandon." "They call it pretty good brandy'snys Hall. " Will you take sugar with it?" reaching as he spoke for the bowl and stirring stick. The despairing traveler turned to the village painter. " The landlord," said he, " appears to be deaf. Will you tell me how far it is to Brandon ?" "Thank yen," ta!d the painter,'' I don't care if 1 do drink with you. The traveler treated aud fled. The "Fat "sheep." Some twenty five years ago, when' I was living in tho town of 1 took occasion ono evening to attend a social meeting hi the church tit that place. As is their custom on such occasions, ono after another rose and gave his or her expe rience. After a time, a man in humble circumstances, small in stature, and with a vory effeminate, squeaking voice, rose to give iu a piece of his experience, which was dune in the following manner. " Brethren, I have been a member' of this church for many years ; I havo seen hard times; my family has been much afflicted ; but I havo for the first time in my life to see my pastor or any of the ti ustees of this church cross tho tiresh hold of my door." No sooner had he uttered this parf of his experience, than he was suddenly in terrupted by one of the trustees, au aged man, who ross and said in a firm, loud voice : " My dear brother, you must put tho devil behind you." On his tak his seat the pustor iu charge quietly roso ing and al.w replied to tho lit tle man, as follows: " My dear brother you must remember that wo shepcrds are sent to the lost sheep of tho house of Israel." Whereupon the little man rose agaiiij and in answer, said, in a very loud tone: "Yes, -aud if I had been a, fat one, you would havo found mo long ago." The effect upon the audience can - be better imagined than expressed. -Lutheran Observer.- Jerome Bonaparte is said to be much interested in the obituaries of him published last week, Monday.