Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOK3ZLLER3 & STATION t.S. SOWEIl, UAKNES & POTTS, E3ok3iei'M & l-'AiSloam'H. Aii.l Dealer.! 111 C U R T A I N AN I) WALL-PA PERU, Nos. ii.yi Market and 5-J .Minor Streets, I 'H I LA I) EL PHI A, 1'A. f)u Publisher of Sanders' Now Readers, and liie LinUM .naies, l'cium s otn.iiie ..litot, ms. Always on hand, and made to Order. .".11 MILLER & iiiLDlii, ESooEi.yalli'.i nsial f'iiaisoiaeivi, J1LAXIC J1UUIC MAXUEAUTUltEUS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND No. 430, Market Street, il PHILADELPHIA, PA. CilAIlLKS M.UIAliUii & CO., Wholesale Dealers in X'sipor, JL&c8,fs, &;., Sim. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. fT5t. Taper any Sire, Weight, Color and Quality, mane lo order, at snort nol.ee. Uiysi rpiIIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Ansoi.ls, L and is s. nd at ni.ic.i icss p.iee. 'liie money wul lie iciiiiulcil 10 in. tie baying it, if it Uoo.s not prove eutiieiy s.il.s.ailoiv. JJ- i or sa.o by i'. .lo, inner, New JSlooiulicld. ' MILLEli &, ELDER, Sole Agents, l;iu .Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Hanking and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 112 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DEALI'.llS IN ALf. GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-2x Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Notes Wauled. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. tST COLECTIONS made ; STOCKS bought and sold on Commission. l-W" SPECIAL business accommodations re served lor LADIES. S101 Glass and Queenswarc. A. L. Kauu J. E. FliKYMirtE. KAUIi & V11Y3IIKK, Impouteio and Joiiughs Off O li i il ih , CS- 1 :i s h AND QUEENS WA11E, $01 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch k Race, rillLADELPIIIA. 117" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Pckao. 3. 0. ly 10 Philadelphia Advertisements. DHJCS, MEDJCINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, W h o 1 o s a 1 o D r u g g i st s, AND DKAI.KltS IN Patent Medicines, 110 31 ARRET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of cvertlrnc; connected with 1 jl t!i! Im.siiuM.:, or Hie lie d itiialily, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enable us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their wlnic to give, us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. SI ". . Joan juueas & Co., Sole and THE ONL Y MANUFACTURERS of tub IMPERIAL FRENCH. PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pino Wlxlte JLead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. fiaves Time ! ainricht & co-s Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap washing may Ik: done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no ot'.ior. it. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New liloomlleld, l'a. 317 Tho Rod Horsa Powders" AUK T HE r.EST POWDERS In tho World for 1IORSE3, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as I he best Horse Powders In use. Try them. For sale livStoresand Druggists generally, and by P. Moitr"i.u:u, New iilooinlield, l'a. Xlolf Worth its Weight in Gold ! rjMIIS Is what everybody who has used it says of x ksm its rn i.i x i ja k x t. For Itlieuniatie Fains it will give instant relief ami elleeta permanent cure in a short Line. It, Is also I lie beit ivniedy in the World for (Hits, SpraiiH, liruises and Hums, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried it, say no family should bu without if, for it is worth 'its weight in gold. tt?-Try a bottle of It! No euro. No Fay. 317 US- For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hard wave, Ac. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTOX, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 62o Market Street, Philadelphia. 13 H T EY'S Cottajro Oi'g-siiif-5, fl ItKAT INDUCICMENTS olfered to Churches VJl and Sunday Schools. Organs uud Melodcons for sale on monthly Instalments. is. ai. ititucn. No. IS North Revnnth St.. 1041K PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia AdvorUseincnts. DRY GOODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS BAHCHOFT &a, Importers nnd Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimercs, lUankets, Lineno, AVliito Good.s, Hosiery, Ac, Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) flsiladelphin. John Siiairner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Then. Runiel S1IAFFNER, ZIEULER & CO., yiieccfisors lit SHAFFNElt, ZlEtH.ER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Ci loves, I3illoiis, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, 'PHILADELPHIA, PA. Ayents for Lancaster Combs. Hoots, Shoes, JIats and Caps. W. F. IOSJI.EK, J013RER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, A N I t " SX AV - Car O ! 153 NORTH TIIIRDSTREET, 3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUTj & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. "J JUADRUKY'S AND OTHER i I A X S . yooi- it lUrleu's Mi'l E. P. A'ealham i 8m' s ORGANS AND MEL0DE0N3. WM. O. FISCHER, Oi'nerul Wholesale Aqcnl, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 Gin. VHI LA DELPHI A JWXXSYLVANTA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONGE, A Substitute for Cartel Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than FKATiiiiits or iiaiii. and much superior, being the lightest softest and mint elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE. CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It Is Indestriietable.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is uneipialed.ai if soiled il iseasily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth Parsons am requmtal to extwlna t'u Cushion Uponiie al tht ojjice of the company, Feb 8tfJ No. 1111 CHESTNUT ST KELT. S. T. AUGE k CO., A Philadelphia, Pa., Philadelphia Advertisements. GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. Wholesale Dealers in FISH, Cliocso AND Provisions, 111 South Delaware Avenue, IJolow Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (.'eddes A; t'o's Canned Fruits. lontf S. IS. TAYLOK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East (Turner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. IUmk. ATWOOD, ItAXCK & CO., Commission Merehanfs, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 ClilO PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE Jnnnnry 1, 100. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. S2AYKII.I, & CO., Wholcsalo Dealers in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. m. North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18il3. TOBACCO SECARS &C. Thomas Romt. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, 4Jo us mission 32erehimts, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURED T0BlCC0$tSEGA&St SC. No. 13 North Fifth Street, ( He t ween Market and Arch.) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lontt A. IL Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Glclm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dkaleus in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, ADOVH F0UUT1I, riiie,iB:i.B,fiiiA. S2810 IIUMOEOUS ITEMS. Be.T"" Do you enjoy good health, Zaeha V "Why yes to ho sure: who ry doesn't." Kjy Who is the straihtest limit men tioned in the Uible? Jos-eiih, Lceauso l'haraoh tnndo a ruler of him. trr " Figures don't lie," says the arith metician. " You can't Pay that of a woman's figures in these days," refunds the glanderous dressmaker. Ir " Wouldn't you call this tho calf of a leg?'' n.sked hob, pointing to one o'' his netlier limbs, " No," rcjdicd 1'at " I should say it was tho leg of a calf." X- Where arc you going to '(" -nfcked one little boy of amither, who had slipped and fallen down. "Going to get up," was the blunt reply. V3" " Mammy !" said a precocious little boy, who against his will was made to rock tho cradle of his baby brother, ' if the Lord has any more babies to give away, don't you take 'em." JG: "' A Hart ford man, in telling a po lice officer that he a ocular demonstration of bis wife's infidelity, added, "I never had any Utile thing make me so mad in all my life." t'fj" A young lady at Cavendish, Ver mont, killed it skunk with a butcher knil'o on Wednesday. Her lover came to see her that night and told her he couldn't marry her unless she quit usingsueh hair oil. How fastidious some men arc. JCSy" A Parisian philosopher propounds, a question and gives the answer: " Why has nature given us two ears and but one tongue ? In order that we should repeat but one-half of what wo hear." S? To make little boys' trousers last when you make a suit of clothes for them finish the coat first, and, by so doing, you you will make the trousers last. It is the only way the thing can be done. JdS?" A housemaid, the other evening, slipped from a chair, on which she wa.-v temporarily standing, and fell head fore most into a barrel of Hour. To show tho effect of mental agony, we will relate that her hair became white in an iiistaut. JCfJ .Since the story has been told of Judge Preekinridge marrying a girl whom he saw jump over a rail fence with a pail on her bead, the girls in Orango county, N. Y., are said to spend their time in watching the road ; and whenever they see a carriage approaching with a man in it, tliey ser. e their pails and go lor a lencc. tSPiT" Doggs has a bottle of schanapps in his office, and being a careless chap, (sometimes neglects to lock it up.) ho labeled the bottle INK. A friend of his "smoked tho little game" nnd in the same style of letter prefixed PR during his absence, and as everybody that eamc in complied wit tho invitation, Poggs was out of" lush" when ho came back. JOT A poor young man once fell in lovo with an heiress, and the passion being returned, it only wanted tho par ents' consent to make them happy. At length, meeting the father, ho asked for the daughter's hand. " How much can you command '" asked the millionaire grullly. "I cannot command much," was tho reply. "What arc your expecta tions?" ' Well, to tell the truth, I expect to run away with your daughter, and marry her, if you don't give your coin sent.' " Hallo, did you seo a dog come by here that looked like ho was a year, or a year and a half or two years old?" said ii Yankee to u countryman at tho road side. " Yes said the countryman, thinking himself quizzed, "he passed about an hour, or hour and a half, or two hours ago, and is now a milo or a mile and a half or two miles ahead, and ho had n tail about un inch and a half or two inches long." That'll do," said the Yankee, "you're into mo a foot, or u feet and a half, or two feet!" JCSjT" An anecdote is told of a distin guished bald-headed man who was not very quick at repartee. A lady who was joking him about tho white bare spot so much liko the Artie regions, on his poll, suggested that ho should be sure and at tend tho Lai d' opera which was soon to eonio off, and made other remarks quito as unpleasant to a sensitive man. With a sigh, and looking directly at her, ho said : " Jly dear lady, it is much botterjto bo baro than empty." "Oh, yes" eha quickly responded, "you are correct; but how uncomfortable to be both !"