Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. IIUM0P.0US ITEMS. Philadelphfa Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. S0WE11, BAIINES'a POTTS, ISooltscllers & Stationer!, Ami Dealers In C U 11 TAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 0;W Market mid "l,i Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers n Hiimlcr.s' New Headers, anil Bi o.iks' Aiuiini.'tic-i. Also, UolKtrt'rt J I iliry ol We lulled plan's, iclton's Otuiiiic lii.s, i.c. Always on hand, and made to Order. Hit MILLER & ELDER, I2oIt:cIi4'iP? and ftialionoi's, II LANK J'.OVK MAX UFA VTVUEiiS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AM) WALL I'AflSt, No. ioO, Market Street, SI l'lll LA DELPHI A, PA. C1IAHLES MAUAHUE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Ncjs. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Taper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made lo ouier, at, snort nonce. iui$4i BHJIDSIAA'-S "Wi-itiiig- lluid ! mills FLUID is warranted EOT At. to Aiinold's, 1 and is sold at iiiiien less unce. Tlio money Will lie refunded to lliosc buying it, if it does not prove enlireiy sausiaciory. f or Ham hy Monimer, New liloonilleld MILLEli & F.LDEK, Sole Agents, 4.JU Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Ilanklny and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooko & Co., 113 AND 111 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DKALUK8 IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-2.s Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Notes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. JvSTCOLECTIONS made ; STOCKS bought and Bold on Commission. Idt'J" SPECIAL business accommodations re served lor LADIES. Ullll Glass and Quecusware. A. L. Kacb J. E. Fkeymike. BiAt'15 & FliYJIIUE, IMI'OIITKKS AND JOIIIIKUS OY C Ii i iL :i , O- 1 h s h AND QUEENSWA11E, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Uaco, PHILADELPHIA. ZJ Constantly on baud, Original Assorted rcknge. 13. v. 17 lu DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AND DKAI.EKS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. VFI'l.l, STOCK of everlhiiiK connected with I tin' business, of the best quality, and al very j low renl and liejit expenses, enables us lo oiler tn- w or ccs. a a oc 11 10 r i s less, wun a (luccnients to buyers, and makes it worth their while to ni vc us a I rial. riiiiadcipnia, a. sit. John Lucas & Co., Sole and Til i: ONL Y MAN UFACTVRERS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, HI and 14.1 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SAYK.S LA ISO El ! Saves Time ! naves jioxky! -yyAis right & c'',s Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the. best In use. With this Soap washing may be done w ith half the labor required when any other is used, and the savins in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and alter that you will use 110 other. For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New llloonilield, I'a. 317 "The Esd Horso Powders" AUK rjMlH REST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They w ill not only prevent, but. will Ourediscases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse l'owders in use. Try them. ForsalebyStoresand DrtiKKists Ki-iierallv, and by F. MuuTiMCit, Now liloonilleld, I'a. :)ll' Worth its Weight in Gold! riHIS Is what everybody who has used It says of H 128 M ITS r I.I WIM EN'T. For Uheuinatie Pains it will give instant relief and ctleet a neriuaneiit cure in a sliort t ime. Jt is also ine nest reineity in the World lor cuts, Sprains, Itruises and Hums, and not only nivnitf prompt relief from pain, but, heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried it, say no family should be without it, for it is worth its weight in tfoiu. ... 1 ry a noiiie or it ! .no cure, ko ray. on B- For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, f;. LLOl'D, SLTPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 025 Market Street. l'liiladelplila. K STEY'S CI REAT INDUCEMENTS oifured to Churches X unit Sunday Schools. Organs uud Meloduons for sale on monthly Instalments. K. M. liUUCE, No. 18 North Seventh St.. 1041U PHILADELPHIA. . DRY GOODS HOSIERY St, NOTIONS BAIICKOFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DltT - GOODS, Cloths, Cussimcrcs, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. -1(15 and lu7 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side.) Philadelphia. l S. T. AUGE k CO., J V Philadelphia, Pa., J John Shamicr, Jr. E. S. Zlcgler. Thco. Kumel. SlIAEFNEIt, ZIEULEH & CO., Successors to SilAFFNElt, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in llosiei'r, i loves, Ilibhons, teuKpcndcra, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourtli Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for iMncaster Combs. Hoots, Shoes, Huts and CV.t. W. F. iiHI I.BCil, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, 54 Xj i 11 av - jc o d k 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 rillLADELPIIIA. AV. W. Paul. 1). J. Hoar. IT. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JltADBURV'S AND OTHER PIAXOH. litylor A Farley's anil E. P. Ncedham it Son's CFwGAUS AND XiELOLEONS. WM. O. FISCI1E11, General Wmlcmle Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 din. PHI LA DELPHI A JiENNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC. SPONGE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than pkatiihks or liAtit, and much superior, being the lightest softest uud most elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It Is indestruetable.free from dust, perfectly clean and for the sick is uuequaled.as if soiled it is easily cleaned. IT DOES NOT PACK And is entirely free from Moth l'c.rnont ure requested to examine the Cushion Sjionpe (it (16 ojDlee tf the company, Feb8tf No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET. GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. t Vholesule Dealers in F I S II , Chcowc AND 114 South Delaware Avcune, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, Gcddes & t'o's Cnmictl Fruits. KM1U H. SI. TAYAA52&, viTir WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Comer of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaau W. liAXCK. ATW001), 11AXCK & CO., Commi.oiKion lei'eliants, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt IP I 4 XI , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40Gml5 PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE . January 1, 1S09. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 3-13, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1809. TOBACCO SECARS &C. Tiiomas Roun. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & MeCONKEY, CoiiiinisKion IcrrhaniN, And "Wholesalo Dealers in LEAK AND M A N L'FACTUR ED TOBACCOS, 8EGMS,&C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (lletwcen Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. lontf A. B. Cunninghum. J. II. Lewurs. J. S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Deaixus ik Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET 8TREET, 4 AIIOVB FOURTH, 111 ILA11LIII I A. 83310 M&A thorn in the bush is worth twt in the hawl. B;;fi t hate to hc:ir peojilo talking he hind one's hack, tis the rohher said when the constable was chasing him and crying, " Stop thief!" r3"An exchange says, "There i: Roiiiutliing Fwcot iiboul little frirls." Yes' and the (dder they &et (say IS) the sweater they j:et. t-4" An Irihinaii who was near-silited .'ihimt to lij:ht a duel, insisted that ho should titatid six p ices nearer his niitago nist tl nn the other did to him. JD-'j" A wan was lately sent to tin lunatic asylum for persist im' in plantim horse-chestnuts in expectation of fcorre. colts. tome horrid man" says that in the present style of dre -sino; youn ladies' hair it is hard to toll which is switch and which isn't. fc'If" " Voucharuo n dollar fur killing 0 call' you smutty rascal !" said a planter t( tin old negro. ' Xo, no, mussa," replied the gentleman from Africa, ' I charge fifty for k ilium calf, and lLty for de hwio iow.' Said an astronomer to a bright eyed girl, when talking of rainbows, 'Di yiiU ever see n lunar bow Miss'i" 1 I have seen a beau by moonlight, sir, if thut'f what you mean,' was the shy rejoiner. JSs?" A sailor being asked how he liked his bride, replied : " Why, d'ye see, toak her for to be only halfof uic, as tl. parson says, but dash uic if she isn't twick as much as I. I'm only a tar, but she's a Tartar. A gentleman in our neighborhood, astonished at the backwardness of his potato crop, had the ground examined by a most experienced judge. It was dis covered that the potatoes were short sighted, and couldn't see their way through the soil. After dressing the ground with a liberal supply of spectacles our friend was rewarded by seeing the tubers growing like winking, J65aSr A fashionable lady at a watering place had a favorite lap-dog which she called Perchance. " A singular name for your beautiful pet, niadaiu ; where did you find it? " Oh" drawled she, ('most exquisitely, " it was named for Byron's dog. You rcmebmer where he speaks of tyf and says : " Perchance, uiy dog, will howl." fiSF A yankee one day asked his law- yer how an heiress might be carried olf. You cannot do it with safety," said the counsellor, " but I'll tell you what you may do. Let herjnount a horse and hold a bridle whip ; do you then mount behind her, aud you aro safe, for she runs away with you." the next day the lawyer found that it was his own daughter who had run away with his client. Bgi, A few days ago a gentleman whoso proboscis had been lost, was invited out to tea. 11 Jly dear'" said, the good lady of the house to her little daughter, " I want you to bo very particular, and to make no remarks about Mr. Jenkins' wso." Gathered around the table every thing was goiug well ; " the child peeped about, looked rather puzzled, and at last startled the- table- " AI a, why did you tell mo to say nothing about Mr. Jenkins' nose; he hasn't got any." At a Sunday school a few miles from town a few Sundays ago, the lesson was in the 3d chapter of John, in which occurs the verse "And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up." The teacher, not thinking of the many answers a child might give to the question asked ; "How was the serpent lifted up !" One little bright eyed boy, who had seen serpents handled before, answered proper ly: By the tail, sir." JtsS" At a very successful seanco in Ciucinuati, the other night a man burst into tears when the medium described very accurately a tall, blue-eyed spirit standing by him, with light side whiskers and his hair parted in tho middle. Do you know him V inquired a man at his side, in a sympathotio whisper. ' Know him? I guess I do, replied tho unhappy man, wiping his eyes. ' He was engaged to my wife. If he hadn't a died he would have been her husband instead of me. Oh, Goorgo, Goorgo 1' he murmured, in a voice choked with euiotioo, ' why, why did you peg out?'