GlIjc times, Nciu . Dloomftf Philadelphia Advertisements. GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. c. i louoirr & isuo's, Wholesale Dealers ia FISH, Cheese AND I i'o visions, 114 South Delaware Avenue, 3elov Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (Jcddcs & Co's Canned Fruits. 104 ltt S. IS. TA.YI.OJIl, WITH WAINWMGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AM) TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner of 2ml anil Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa yr. a. atwood. Isaac W. Raxtk. ATWOOD, RANCH & CO., Commission Jlerehants, AN1 Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt JP I & XI , No. 211) North Wharves, above ltace Street, 8 40CniO PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE & GROCERS January 1, 1609. WOOD AND WILLOW WARE. GI&AYISII,!.. !fc CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 343, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18G9. TOBACCO SECARS AC. Thomas Ronn. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And "Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTUR ED TOBACCOS, No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA. PA. 1041tt A. B- Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. 8. GJclm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, ABOVB FOURTH, PHILADELPHIA. S3219 Philadelphia Advertisements. DRY COODS HOSIERY A. NOTIONS BAllCROFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of staple and Fancy DltY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, fcc, Nos. 4lV and 4(7 MARKET STHKET, (Above Fourth, North Hide,) Philadelphia. John SlialTner, Jr. E. S. Zlcglcr. Theo. Rumel. S1IAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, ZIEOLElt & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Itihbons, .Suspenders, T HE E ADS, CO M B H, ami every variety of TRIMMINGS AKD FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agent for Lancaster Combs. Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps,. W. F. ItOHLEK, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, 4 1 1 a av - G2- oodg 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WUOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. MISCELLANEOUS. JJRADBUHY'S AND OTHER PIANOS. laylor A IVrlcy's awl E. P. Xccdham i Son's ORGANS AN2 MELODEONS. WM. O. FISCHER, VenonU Wtolemle Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 Cm. PHILADELPHIA JJEXXSYLVAXIA ELASTIC Hl'ONGE CO. No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA. ELASTIC SPONCE, A Substitute for Curled Hair, FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES. It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much superior, lieing the lightest softest and most elastic material known FOR MATTRESSES. FILLOW8, CARRIAGE, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS. It Is lndestructable.f ree from dust, erfectly clean and for the sick is unenualud, as if soiled It is easily cleaned. , IT DOES 1T0T PACK And is entirely free from Moth Permnn are, requested to examine the Cushion Sponte at the ojftce of the company, Feb 8tf No. 1111 CHESTN UT STREET. t S. T. AUGE & CO., J V Philadelphia, Pa., Jtfarket Philadelphia Advertisements. DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, A5D DKALEItS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a low rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In diiccmcnts to buyers, and makes it worth their Willie to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. Hit. John Lucas & Co., Sole and THK ONLY MANUFACTURERS or tub IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. HAYES LA1SOK ! Saves Time ! SAVES MONEY! AINRIUHT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best In use. With this: Soap washing may be done witli half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no other. JUFor sale by all Grocers,, and by F. Mortimer, New liloomlleld, Pa. 317 " The Red Horse Powders'1 A HE T HE BEST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse owders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and Pruggsts generally, and by F. Mortimer, New Hloomlleld, Pa. 33otf Worth its Weight in Gold! rjlHIS Is what everybody who has used it says of arESMiTii's misiEST. For Rheumatio Pains it will give Instant relief and etlecta permanent cure in a short t ime. It Is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, liruises and JSurns, and not only giving prompt relief from (tain, but heals without leaving any scar. All who have tried it, say no famii.v should be without It, for It Is worth its weight In gold. Try a bottle of It ! No cure, No Pay. 817 Oli- For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, Pc, LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. ESTBY'S Oottag-o Org-ans, GREAT INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churches and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodcons for salt) on monthly Instalments. E. M. BRUCE, No. 18 North Revonth St.. XMltl PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. BOOKSELLERS &. STATIONERS. SOWER, UARNES &T0TTs7" Booksellers & Stationers, And Dealers In C U R TAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 5.30 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. V. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United Stales, Fulton's Outline Maps, &c. HLAXK HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, 11LAXK BOOK MAX UFA CTCHEIIS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL paper, No. 430, Market Street, II PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Paper, JLajts,.Sco., Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. S Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, at short notice. KUy41 LOCIUIAX'S Wi-itiiig- Xlnicl! TIUS I'LL IP. Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, and is sold at miieii less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not prove entirely satisfactory. 83. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld. MILLEIi Si ELDElt, Sole Agents, 4W Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. Banking and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 113 AND 1U SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DEALERS IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-aOs Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Notes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. rST COLECTIONS made STOCKS bought, aud sold on Commission. J5jT SPECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. 8101 Glass and Queensivare. A. L. Kaub j. E. Fkkthire. It VI IS fc FKYMIItE, Importers and Jobuers of China, Glass AND QUEENSWA11E, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Raco, PHILADELPHIA. TD Constantly on baud, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 0, lj 10 HUMOROUS ITEMS. MT" How long can a gooso stand on 0110 leg ? try it, that's the way the goose found out. fifaT" A school master in Ohio adver tises that he will keep a Sunday schooL twice a week Tuesdays and Saturdays. Jfoa5 A splendid ear , but a very poor voice, as the organ-grinder said of the donkey. BfSy Why is kissing a pretty girl, like eating soup with a fork? liccauso you can't get enough of it. fi&g" A married lady being, asked to. waltz, gave the following sensible and ap propriate answer "No thank you, sir; 1 have hugging enough at home." fiST" Is that clock right over there V asked a visitor, the other, day. " Right over there," Baid the boy,. " taint uowhore else !" A gentleman inspecting lodgings, to be let, asked the pretty girl who show ed them, " and are you, my dear, to. be let with the lodgings V No, answered she "lam to bo let alone." aT Cuffy said ho would rather die by a railroad smash up than by a steamboat burst up, for this reason : " If you get off and is smashed up, dar you is; but if you get blowed up on . de boat whar is you '(" A dying Irishman was asked by his confessor if he was ready to renounce the devil and all his works. " O," your honor," said Pat' " don't ask mo that; I am going to a strange country, and I don't intend to make myself enemies." JBiS-Of all the declarations of love, the most admirable one was that which a young gentleman made to a young lady, who asked him to show her the picture of the one ho loved, when ho immediately presented her with a mirror. JBST As an old woman was lately walk ing through one of the streets of Mon treal at midnight, a patrol called out " Who's there V " It is I patrol," said she, " don't be afraid." A petulant old lady having refused a suitor to a niece, he expostulated with 1 her, and requested her plainly to divulge her reasons. I see the villiau in your. -face," said she. ' That's a personal, re- ' flection madam," he answered. Br lie went. A Montana vigilanco committee brought an obnoxious character, set him on his mulo and told him ho had precisely fifteen minutes to leave the country in. lie replied :" Gents, if this mule don't balk, tive'll answer." Mr A debating sociaty at Lyons has been for some time engaged in a discussion, of the question : " If you had to have a ;bile where would you have it.?." and its members have finally decided, " oa another fellow.." " Mother, wliut did father, pray to General Grant so much lor in church yesterday?" asked the bright little daughter of a. ministerial friend lately. " I don't know that he did, sis." Why, yes ; don't you know ? lie was always ; saying. 'Grant wo beseech thee." ' you take the note, and did you sco Mr- Thompson, Jack. ?"" Yes, . sir." "And how was he?" "Why, he looked pretty well, but he's very blind." " Blind ! what do you mean ?" " Why, whilo I wur. in the room ho axed me' where my hat wur, and it wur on my head all tho while." B-A doubtful compliment The' Hartford times declares that when Sena tor Sumner complimented. Mrs Senator Kevels upon the cood fortuno nf W husband, that delighted lady replied, xnanK you, salt I dough de Lord anlick you wid a white skin..he e-ib vnn n. Lnnrfc as black aa anybody's I" Dr. G ' riding in the countryj one day, saw. a sign upon a gate post, reading thus: -'This farm for sail." Stopping his horse, ho hailed a little old woman, who stood on tip-toe hangin"- out clothes." : 00 , " I say madam, when does this farm sail?" " J ust as soon sir," replied the old lady, ,' placing her thumb to her nose, " as any body comes along who can raiso the ' wind." ' The doctor drove thoughtfully on.