ljc times, New Ulaomftclir, Ja.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. 1. KXIUfftT &
Wholesale Dealers in
PISH,
CllCCKO
AND
X,ioviioiiH,
114 South Delaware Avenue,
ISclow Clicstunt St.,
PHILADELPHIA, FA.
Agents for
Collins, (Jcdtles & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tf
S. II. TAYIiOK,
Villi
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
Korth East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Pliilaclclpliia Pa
W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
1 ANI
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
No. 210 North 'Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 fimfi PHI LA DELPIITA , PA.
WHOLESALE
& GROCERS
January 1, 1809.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
CiKAYmi,L. & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood mid Willow Ware,
No. 343, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1809.
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
Thomas Roiib. A. J. McCoskey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesalo Dealers in
LEAP AND MANUFACTUR ED
TOBACCOS, SEGARS, &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glelin.
Cunningham, Gleim&Co.,
Wuolesalb Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
AIIOVE FOURTH,
ihii,aiel,iiiia.
82310
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRY COODS HOSIERY &. NOTIONS
BAKCROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
John Sliatrner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Theo. Eumel.
S1IAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Hosiery,
Ciloves,
ICibhons,
Suspenders,
THR E A D S , C O M B 8 ,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 3fi, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Ayentsfor Lancaster Combs.
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. F. MOHI.EK,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Eurs
AND
Str si v - O-oodst
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
V. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
C23 Market St. and G14 Commcreo Street,
riiiladelpliia, Penn'a.
MISCELLANEOUS.
JRADHURY'S AND OTHER
.1'IAXOS.
jaylor it Farley's ami 11 P. Xeeilhum Jc Son's
GANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. G. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Cm. Pill LA DELPHI A
JiBXXSYLVAXIA ELASTIC SPONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
ELASTIC SPONGE,
A Substitute for Curled Hair,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is cheaper than feathers or hair, and much
superior, being the lightest softest and most elastic
material known
FOR MATTRESSES. PILLOWS, CARRIAGE,
' CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itlslndcstructahlcfrcp. froiudiist, ierfectly clenn
and for the sick is unequaled, as If soiled it is easily
cleaned.
IT DOES NOT -PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Persoiu am remwsteil to examlno the Cushion
fijionie at the office Qfjhe comjKinu,
FebStf No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET.
l S. T. AUGE & CO., ' 1
V Philadelphia, Pa,, J
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEAI.ETIS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
API" EL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best oiialitv. and atverv
low prices. A good location for business, with a
j low rent and light expenses, enables us to otter In
I ducenieuts to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to nive us a trial,
riiiladelpliia, 3. Stf.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE ONLY
MANUFACTURERS
OP Til IS
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
While Iad and Color
MAKL'FA CTUIiERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
SATES liABOK!
Saves Time !
SAVES 3IOSTEY!
iVINRKJHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
9 For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer,
New Hloonilleld, Pa. 317
"Tho Red Horse Powders"
ARE
UIE BEST POWDERS In the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheaix'st, as well as the bust Horse
Powders in use. Try them. For sale by St ores a nil
Druggists generally, and by F. Mortimer, New
liloomilcld, Pa. 33otf
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rpilIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
XESMITII'S MSIMIIXT.
For Rheumatic Pains It will glvo Instant relief
and ellecta permanent euro In a short time.
It Is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Itruises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried It, say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
gold.
9- Try a bottle of it ! No euro, No Pay. 317
For sale at F. Mortimer's.
ITardwure, Cr.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE.
No. 025 Markot Street,
Philadelphia.
ESTEY'S
CI REAT INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churches
X and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
for sale on monthly Instalments.
K. M. HRUCH,
No. 18 North Seventh St..
1041tf PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
BOOKSELLERS &. STATIONERS.
SOWER, 1JARNES POTTS,
ISoohseliers & Stationers
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
the United Stales, Feltou's Outline Maps. &c.
is B, A :v ii isooits
Always on hand, and made to Order. Mtf
MILLER & ELDER,
ISookseller and Stationers,
11LAXK HOOK MAXCEACTL-ltEliS,
A -.id Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL I'APER,
No. 4:30, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Nos. 30, 32, anil 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
t. Paper any Size. Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. lolyii
LOl'ISJIAX'S
Wx-iiiiijL. I-T'luia !
THIS I U ID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
W11I be refunded to those Inlying it, if it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
sa-For saie by F. Mortimer, New liloomilcld.
MILLER & ELD EH,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 Philadelphia.
Jiaiihiur and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DEALERS IN ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Notes Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
tiT COLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought
and sold on Commission.
13?" SPECIAL business accommodations re
served for LADIES. 3101
Glass and lueensware.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Fheymire.
ItAUIS & FIIY3II1CE,
IMI'ORTEHS AND JOUIIEHS OF
C h i 11 a , O- Ihhh
AND
QUEEN S WAltE,
301 and 303, Cherry St., between AreU & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
OW Constant! on. hand, Orlglnnl Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
Jtea" An irreverent rascal publishes tho
following atrocious conundrum :
" What is the uifi'erenco between a
maiden of sixteen and ouo of sixty '("
. One is hqy mid cowcm, while tho
other is cajji and hu!rli:n."
SiSTAn will yo nftlicr telling what
kind of a bnsto ye call tin's, said a newly
arrived Irishman, holding up a wasp be
tween his thumb and ti tiger.
" (Jch, murder ! S'puko quick, for he's
biting uio."
B(SA village pedagogue, in despair
with a stupid boy, pointed at the letter A,
and asked him if ho knew it.
" Yes, sir."
" Well, what is it?"
" I knows him well by sight, but some
how I can't remember his name.
flay An Irishman travelling in a street
well paved, was startled by a dog with a
threatening growl. Tho traveller at
tempted to pull up 0110 of the paving
stones to throw at him, but it was fast.
"Arrah," said Paddy, "what a fiao
country is this, where the stones arc tied
and dogs let louse.
BS?" Everything has its ludicrous point
of view, and funny events occur even on
such ijruic occasions as i'unerals. A cer
tain IJIue jJoard of this latitude, over-i
come by his sensibilities, fainted at thci
grave ot his fourth spouse.
" What shall we do with him ?" asked
a perplexed friend of his.
"Let him alone," cried a waggish by
stander, " he'll soon xa-icive .'"
JKi? A Lafayetto minstrel, riding a
pumpkin colored sorrel, perpetrated a
heavy sell on a toll-keeper in Lafayette,
last week, lie rode up unobserved, and
quickly turning his horse about, opposito
to tho direction which he wanted to go,
called to the toll-keeper who by this time
had come out :
" How much to ?"
"Twenty cents," answered tho toll
keeper.
' Too high," responded the solitary
horseman. Can't pay it. Guess I'll ;o
back."
llo turned his horse around and pro
ceeded in precisely tho direction he want
ed to go tho toll keeper never dreaming
of the sell.
JKS" Patrick and the Priest. Pat
rick, the widow Maloney tells that you
have stolen one of her finest pigs. Is
that correct or not 'i"
" Yes, yer honor."
" What have you done with it?"
" Killed it and ato it yer honor."
"Oh, Patrick! Patrick! when you aro
faco to face with tho widow and pig on
judgement day, what account will you bo
able to give of yourself, when the widow
accuses you of stealing?"
" Did you say the pig would be there,
your riverenco '("
"To be sure I did !"
" Well yer riverenco, I'll say Mrs. Ma
louey, there's yer pig."
&3y We keep a Biddy not a hen, but
one of Erin's fair daughters who at
tends to things about tho house. It was
Biddy's Thursday out, aud eIio said she
was going to "spind" tho day with her
sick Pat.
" Sick ?" said I.
with him ?"
" What's the matter
" Sure an' I dunno.
fornist his chist."
Ifc lias a pain
I handed her a box of liver-pills. Then,
said I:
" Bridget, take these and give him a
dose of four to six, and I guess he'll feel
better."
And Biddy departed.
I had just got homo to my six o'clock
dinner, and had got one chow of corned
beef down, when there camo a knock at
the basement door that shook tho crock
cry in the closet. I opened tho door,
and thcro stood Bridget, tho water squirt
ing down her cheeks.
"Och, Mr. Bly, she said, "be themith
er of Moses, but Pat is bad ! Will ye bo
afthor comin' to see him ? Aud, it s tho
morbus ho has, sure."
" Bridget," said I, " did you giyo him
the pills '("
" Au' faith an' I did.'
" How many did you give him ?"
" Your dose forty-six, sure."
"Tho devil !" said I, and, starting for.
a doctor, we succeeded, after au all
night's work, in saving him.
Moral. Never advise an Irish gal to
give or take a dose of four to six pills ;
that is, if you desiro tho subject to have
any liver left.